Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 3 Episode 4

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[7] you want to work someplace else because this is pretty stupid you have to admit the mushroom kids the mushroom kids we represent the mushroom kids what isn't gorley set up the pizza art and I'll set up the glasses great so we're starting what should I do boss well I think you're doing it go rob a bank you hobo I'll start all intro us in I'll do the YouTube and then coning over to you for the glasses I'll kill you I'll be killed okay you got me Welcome to Summer Chores and...

[8] Are you okay?

[9] Uh -huh.

[10] Oh, my God.

[11] We're not even...

[12] Not that much time has elapsed, and I'm worried about Sona most of all.

[13] You should be.

[14] You should be.

[15] Because she is drinking a powerful rum drink.

[16] Matt, how are you doing?

[17] You said Summer Chores instead of Summer Shores.

[18] Welcome to Summer Chores with Kobe and the...

[19] Okay.

[20] We're doing this podcast, don't you see?

[21] I don't think anyone said, don't you see, since about 1944.

[22] Don't you see?

[23] We must win World War II.

[24] The best part is, listeners, you can go to YouTube and check out all kinds of clips from this series.

[25] Yeah, if hearing about it doesn't annoy you enough.

[26] Yeah.

[27] And you want to see this total meltdown of us outside on this nice veranda.

[28] Do you want to see the three hottest people that you've ever seen in life?

[29] We're so fucking sexy.

[30] I'm wearing a bikini, the size of a doily.

[31] Sonna, what are you doing with the cord of your head set?

[32] I'm doing unibrow.

[33] You're doing you?

[34] For the YouTube people.

[35] Okay, hey YouTube people.

[36] Hey YouTube.

[37] This is how Sona.

[38] Dear YouTube.

[39] You look fantastic.

[40] You look amazing.

[41] Thank you.

[42] Let me see, point it to me. Unibrow.

[43] Whoa.

[44] Well, I think the important thing is that we're here, we're together, and And two of you are wasted.

[45] I'd like to point out that I'm a very thoughtful person.

[46] A very thoughtful person.

[47] You're busted, you little dandy.

[48] No, I am not.

[49] I blame the microphone, which is a Krieger, which is not the German brand I prefer.

[50] It has schluden -dyden.

[51] Anyway, I knew that it was your birthday coming up, and I tried very hard to get you a wonderful, This is for you, Mr. Matt Gourley.

[52] Yes.

[53] I tried to get you the perfect gift.

[54] I conspired.

[55] I went online and I found this place that would sell me mid -century vintage cocktail glasses that looked like pineapples because they have like a copper top.

[56] They're really cool looking and they have a built -in straw.

[57] And I thought, oh, my God, this is so Matt Gourley and it's also so summer s'mores.

[58] I tried.

[59] I ordered these things and paid for them.

[60] And now I would like David Hopping to enter the scene.

[61] because David, I think you could maybe explain.

[62] David.

[63] David is my assistant who really does things as opposed to Sona, who pretends to do things.

[64] Anyway, so.

[65] David.

[66] David.

[67] David does your day to 10, 10, 15, 5, 5, 5.

[68] David does your day -to -day assistant duties.

[69] And I do big picture.

[70] That's right.

[71] What's big picture?

[72] Yes.

[73] No, you know, when I'm planning to launch.

[74] satellites.

[75] My purchase of, you know what?

[76] I have to say when I tried to outbid Elon Musk for Twitter, Sona was instrumental.

[77] The big picture.

[78] Yeah, I'm a big picture.

[79] But anyway, do us a favor and tell us, Mr. Hopping, what's the status?

[80] Because, first of all, take us through it.

[81] Because we've talked about this before.

[82] But I ordered these glasses, and I was really excited for them to come.

[83] And then they weren't showing up.

[84] And then you told me there was a problem.

[85] And then you said an investigation has been launched.

[86] Yeah, it's kind of exciting.

[87] a little bit.

[88] Let's hear about it.

[89] So they're not here.

[90] That's pretty exciting.

[91] That's my favorite part of the story.

[92] They're missing.

[93] I did check earlier and now it says that a claim has been filed.

[94] And now it says that I need to contact the seller.

[95] So basically we ordered these from like, not eBay, but like an eBay.

[96] What do you mean like an eBay?

[97] So it's like from a seller.

[98] Fbay?

[99] Like I was like messaging the girls.

[100] It's called sap .com.

[101] And, yeah, it's not good.

[102] She seems really nice, though.

[103] Can I ask you a question?

[104] Yeah.

[105] My money has gone through.

[106] Yes?

[107] So you're out of pocket at this time.

[108] So I am out of pocket.

[109] And David, just be perfectly honest.

[110] These weren't cheap.

[111] No. Okay.

[112] So I am out of pocket.

[113] It's about of money.

[114] And yet right now we're just hearing these vague claims that there's an investigation.

[115] Right?

[116] Like, we can see every step of the journey the package went on.

[117] Like, it went from.

[118] Connecticut to New Jersey to something called Bell, California.

[119] That sounds nice.

[120] Then it was out for delivery and then just vanished.

[121] Now what is that, in your opinion, David, and I know that you're a very good detective, what do you think happen to the glasses if you had to guess?

[122] Do you think someone stole them along the way or do you think it's an innocent accident?

[123] I mean, I don't want to accuse anyone of stealing, but I think they were stolen.

[124] Let's be clear, the real tragedy is I've turned 15.

[125] years old and I am weeks without gift.

[126] Yeah.

[127] And I'll tell you, I don't know how much longer I can hold on.

[128] Yeah.

[129] Well, first of all, it's not just without gift, you're weeks without tweee cocktail glasses.

[130] Exactly.

[131] From the 1950s.

[132] My reason for living.

[133] Yeah, exactly.

[134] This is, an injustice has been done.

[135] Good money has been spent.

[136] You know how hard I work and how much I deserve the money that I make.

[137] And you know that this is a crime.

[138] This is a terrible crime against a great American who was brought laughter to people for 30 years.

[139] Makes it about himself.

[140] When do we expect a resolution?

[141] Yes, thank you, David.

[142] Oh, you know what?

[143] Matt, I apologize.

[144] I did momentarily make it about myself.

[145] And I'm sorry.

[146] And I just want you to know that Conan O 'Brien is sorry for the loss of the glasses that Conan O 'Brien got you.

[147] For your services on Conan O 'Brien needs a friend.

[148] Two days ago.

[149] And we, there's no update.

[150] What investigation?

[151] There's no Inspector Cluesso out there.

[152] Who's investigating?

[153] The UPS is investigating themselves.

[154] The UPS?

[155] Oh, this is ridiculous.

[156] You know what?

[157] I'm sorry.

[158] David, I don't want to throw you under the bus, but I would pretend that this happened if I forgot to order something.

[159] And then I would have, Oh my God.

[160] Did you do that, David?

[161] I would pull them up, but then everyone would see how much you pay.

[162] Hey, you're not a big picture.

[163] Why don't you get on this?

[164] Yeah.

[165] Oh, can I say something?

[166] Zona.

[167] Sona.

[168] question.

[169] How would you...

[170] I would call UPS.

[171] And what would you do?

[172] I would give them a piece of my mind.

[173] Let's roll play that.

[174] Hi, this is UPS.

[175] Hi, UPS.

[176] This is Sona.

[177] I'm calling from...

[178] You made a heard of him?

[179] Conan O 'Brien's office.

[180] You never once heard of him.

[181] Okay.

[182] Well, we had a package.

[183] Okay.

[184] And guess what?

[185] They never showed up.

[186] This is your literal job, UPS, to just deliver this shit.

[187] You're right.

[188] Where is it?

[189] What's in the package?

[190] It doesn't matter what's in the You're right.

[191] How can I locate it without the contents, you dill?

[192] What?

[193] Why do you need the content?

[194] You do you should be asking me for my tracking number?

[195] Huh?

[196] Do you even work for UPS?

[197] No. You dill?

[198] I'm a temp, you dill.

[199] Who did I call?

[200] Can I ask you question?

[201] Yeah, you dill weed?

[202] Your biggest insult is comparing someone to a pickle?

[203] Yeah.

[204] Wow.

[205] What happened to UPS?

[206] I'll tell you what.

[207] We don't lose packages here at UPS.

[208] Oh, no. Oh, no. No, I would call and get angry.

[209] I will say something.

[210] I'll do it for you.

[211] Hey, David, can I, David, you do a great job.

[212] But Sona's the OG.

[213] And Sona has a temper that is off the charts.

[214] Get on this.

[215] It started nice.

[216] But Sona, I am saying a positive thing, which is I used to hear Sona get on the phone.

[217] Half the time for me to try and find out what had gone wrong for me. I'm trying to show you that I did a lot of personal calls.

[218] No, and she would get stuff done.

[219] And then half the time, or maybe 80 % of the time, it would be saying to someone in L .A. County, I know I went too fast and you gave me a speeding ticket, but you can't F with me. Sona's good at getting out of speeding tickets.

[220] Oh, my God.

[221] No one gets out of a speeding ticket like so.

[222] I have a spotless record and I've gotten a lot of tickets.

[223] So you're admitting that you did speed.

[224] I did.

[225] And so you have a. When was the date the radar gun was last calibrated?

[226] Those are the questions you ask when you fight tickets.

[227] You say, hey, when, how far were you from my car?

[228] Where were you parked?

[229] Sonna?

[230] You're insane.

[231] No, this is actually, I got that over every ticket.

[232] Matt, I'm telling you, I would hear this stuff on the phone and she got out of every single ticket.

[233] And I hear her saying things like, my car's coated in aluminum.

[234] So no radar beam can, it was amazing.

[235] and she always got out of it.

[236] It's just not worth it.

[237] I got out of a red light camera ticket.

[238] They had a video of me going through the red and I still beat that ticket.

[239] How did you get out of it?

[240] Because I fought it and then it got denied.

[241] Then I fought it again.

[242] Then it got denied.

[243] Then I went to court and they lost the video.

[244] Why aren't you putting this amount of energy into my goddamn glasses?

[245] No, Sona, seriously, David, you do an amazing job.

[246] But I think if Sona was on this, those glasses would be here in 40 seconds.

[247] Yeah, I could call and yell.

[248] Because she would go total crazy ape shit on them in a way that, listen, I don't wish this on you, David.

[249] I don't want you to become a monster.

[250] But Sona is a monster.

[251] Are you complimenting me?

[252] I don't understand what's happening.

[253] I think you're an incredible.

[254] I think when King Kong got to the top of the Empire State Building and swatted those biplanes on it was amazing.

[255] You are an out of control, insane person.

[256] You're the Kraken.

[257] But guess what?

[258] You're an amazing kraken.

[259] You're the Loch Ness Monster on crack and you get it done every time.

[260] What is this?

[261] I don't know if I should say thank you.

[262] Get me my glasses.

[263] Just say thank you.

[264] I don't want to say.

[265] I don't know.

[266] I don't feel I don't feel complimented.

[267] You will once the drink wears off.

[268] Yeah.

[269] We got to get to some pizza art. Why don't you?

[270] Yeah, let's get to some pizza art. Thank you, David.

[271] Thank you.

[272] David, thank you.

[273] David, thank you.

[274] Thank you for your service.

[275] Thank you.

[276] Thank you.

[277] And you have failed and now Sona will pick up the gauntlet.

[278] Let us move on.

[279] Summer Smoor series is back.

[280] Each year we gather around a solo stove fire pit.

[281] It's kind of nice.

[282] Love you guys.

[283] I love you, too.

[284] I'm okay.

[285] Matt and I love each other.

[286] So it's just okay.

[287] This year's solo stove sent us the bonfire.

[288] It's designed to put out some serious heat without putting off that dirty S word.

[289] You know what I'm talking about?

[290] Smoke.

[291] Yeah.

[292] That's what I've got to tell you.

[293] The solo stove is uniquely designed to burn off smoke before it ever escapes the top of the fire pit.

[294] Once you sat around a smokeless fire, you'll never.

[295] want to go back.

[296] Guys, correct me if I'm wrong.

[297] I've sat around some fires in my day, okay?

[298] Smoke gets in my eyes.

[299] I start crying.

[300] People think I'm having an emotional breakdown.

[301] I'm taken away and put into an institution.

[302] There's no smoke here.

[303] We've got a nice fire, we got some heat, but no smoke.

[304] That's why we know you're crying is actually just emotional.

[305] Exactly.

[306] I'm crying because I'm with two people I love very much.

[307] Oh, wait, who's here?

[308] Oh, it's me. Oh, wait, sorry, my glasses weren't on.

[309] Anyway, Solossov has multiple different colors that are portable so you can take it into the back country, you can go to the beach, you can go up to the top of a mountain, you can go into a deep cave, it looks good, it works great, plus it has a lifetime warranty, which means we could do easily 7 ,000 seasons of this show.

[310] That's a lot.

[311] Well, I'd like to retire at some point.

[312] I don't think so.

[313] Your family has said they're fine with you working.

[314] Anyway, we can do a lot of seasons, and that Solo Stove would keep on cooking.

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[316] I am very pleased to introduce my sister -in -law, Sarah Lund.

[317] She'll be coming in here in a second.

[318] She has taken great pains to create three pizzas with very specific pizza art. Oh, wow.

[319] This is something Sarah helped us out last year.

[320] She did incredible work using marshmallow.

[321] She's very artistic.

[322] Oh, yeah, that's what she does for living.

[323] She's an artist and production.

[324] Yeah, she's terrific.

[325] I like her.

[326] And so she's going to do, she's going to render some pizza art, is what you're saying.

[327] And she's done this professionally for Pizza Hut.

[328] She's done pizza art. Very cool.

[329] Yeah.

[330] All right, so I don't quite know what pizza art is.

[331] I don't either, but we're about to find out.

[332] I'm a little bit, I'm going to say beguiled.

[333] Are you?

[334] Yeah.

[335] I've never been beguiled before in my life.

[336] Are you bewitched?

[337] I'm bewitched.

[338] I'm bewildered.

[339] I'm beside myself.

[340] I'm behind the, I'm behind the, the times i am very excited sona how you doing i'm all right how do you feel yeah i'm fine do you want a big hug i can't drink anymore or i will you can't vomit into the solo stove can i say one thing you are crying and your tears are pure rum oh i got to drink i'm excited check this out oh what's i just got a notification on my phone there's a new episode of conan o 'brien needs a friend oh there is that's incredible Kelly Clarkson is available.

[341] Oh, wow.

[342] Very good.

[343] That's a good one.

[344] I like Kelly.

[345] Oh, here we go.

[346] Oh, it's Sarah Lund, everybody.

[347] Sarah, thank you.

[348] Nice to see you again.

[349] Hi, everyone.

[350] Hi.

[351] If you want to talk, you can stand by the mic, or you can just show off your wares, whatever you like.

[352] Hello.

[353] Sarah, you did an amazing job last year with the smores art. Really incredible.

[354] Now you're working with pizza, which I think is a much more difficult medium.

[355] It is a very difficult medium In fact, it's only going to look nice This one time once it goes in the oven It will become bloated and distorted Like my face after 50 Yeah, yeah, too much I just agreed with you You know, hey Sarah, thanks for Thanks for jumping up And saying, oh no, Conan, you look amazing Helping us out here We also have my beautiful wife Amanda And my beautiful solo stove representative DG Yes Okay, let's take a look we've got All right, should we do the tour?

[356] Is it DJ or DG?

[357] DG?

[358] DG.

[359] I thought you said DJ, but it's DG.

[360] I did say DG.

[361] Yeah, I'd like to correct you.

[362] Yeah, thank you, Sona.

[363] You said it right.

[364] Thank you.

[365] Oh, ooh.

[366] So what are we looking out here?

[367] Let's look at these.

[368] This is Conan.

[369] That's me. Is that me or is that McElangelo's David?

[370] I can't tell.

[371] Oh, my God.

[372] These are really good.

[373] That's terrific.

[374] That's beautiful.

[375] Okay, with the hummus.

[376] You know what?

[377] She brought out hummus with my pizza, and it's very upsetting.

[378] It's not upsetting.

[379] Admit it, you like it.

[380] Oh, look at him.

[381] Look at Matt with his glasses.

[382] Oh, my, I want to punch that pizza.

[383] Hey, really?

[384] I want to quit that pizza.

[385] You want to quit that pizza.

[386] She's laughing hard.

[387] Amanda, admit, you'd also like to punch the pizza of your husband.

[388] Punching a pizza is funny.

[389] I think it was the thought of violence towards your husband that amused you.

[390] Stop trying to destroy our already fragile marriage.

[391] Okay, let's take a good look at these.

[392] These are incredible.

[393] Pinsons.

[394] I think that's goarly.

[395] What do you mean you think that's goarly?

[396] I don't know.

[397] You got ham hair.

[398] You know what?

[399] I've often looked at your hair and thought that looks like ham to me. Several times I've tried to bite it.

[400] Sona, you look beautiful in that.

[401] Oh, yeah, I know.

[402] Sarah, thank you.

[403] Look at your scalyon earrings.

[404] Oh, my earring.

[405] I just saw that.

[406] Wow.

[407] It's a scallion?

[408] I'm all about that.

[409] earring light.

[410] It's a little...

[411] Yeah.

[412] You know, the first two years that I work with, Sona, she used green onions in her ears.

[413] But it's more of a superstitious thing.

[414] And then let's see the Conan.

[415] This is Conan just post -surgery.

[416] Jeez hair.

[417] Color drained from his face.

[418] And then you've surrounded me with mushrooms, not my favorite, but you know what?

[419] I like the aesthetic.

[420] I think I look pretty.

[421] It's all about the aesthetic.

[422] It's all about the aesthetic.

[423] And I think you've done it.

[424] You've really captured my fear and my self -loathing, my uncertainty.

[425] and all my genetic frailties in one pizza.

[426] And I think you've done, this is beautiful work.

[427] It really is.

[428] It really is.

[429] Very nice.

[430] That's really nice, Sarah.

[431] Thank you.

[432] This spot was where the other, your twin was.

[433] We had to get rid of it.

[434] Oh.

[435] What happened to my twin?

[436] You're like separated.

[437] My mother, there's a little, there's family lore that I, there's a malformed twin.

[438] I think you're the malformed twin.

[439] No, I'm saying I'm the malformed one.

[440] The really good one went off.

[441] That's our, Ryan Reynolds, I think.

[442] I can't wait to see these things get cooked and we all get just blistered and mutilated and pizza -warded.

[443] Mine's going to be like a religious experience where mine becomes even more beautiful and that's when you all realize that I am...

[444] Oh, maybe you should burn that one.

[445] No, come on, let's be nice here.

[446] I've always been nice to you, Sona.

[447] Yeah, he brought out hummus with my pizza.

[448] I didn't say to do that.

[449] I just suggested it be injected into the crust.

[450] Oh, okay.

[451] Well, only this crude barbarian Didn't follow my orders.

[452] Should we start with the cruel master himself and put Conan into the 900 degree oven?

[453] Yeah.

[454] Let's do it.

[455] Let's go for it.

[456] We just leave it there for a while.

[457] You guys wanted to be there for seven days.

[458] I hope you sunscreened your pizza because you're about to get blistered.

[459] This is a very talented woman.

[460] Yes.

[461] Who's looking after your daughter if your wife's here?

[462] We haven't seen her in weeks.

[463] Okay, you're a terrible father.

[464] But you know what?

[465] It's for the podcast, so I approve.

[466] And Sona?

[467] Yes.

[468] Have you checked in on your kids?

[469] I have.

[470] I just watched them while they were sleeping.

[471] You know what's weird?

[472] Sona has a camera that looks at her twins when they're sleeping.

[473] She also has a camera that looks at me when I'm sleeping.

[474] Yeah.

[475] She did that for years is my assistant.

[476] I have to check, make sure that Liza's reading you your bedtime story.

[477] And that she's changing your diaper.

[478] Liza always read me, Good Night Moon.

[479] After that, she'd read me the final days about Nixon's last days in office.

[480] And then I'd be like, that's what we read the boys.

[481] Yeah.

[482] Final days.

[483] Mama, mama, read us about Nixon.

[484] All right.

[485] Kissinger came, and they both prayed.

[486] Is that true?

[487] Sure, everything I say is true.

[488] That's nice.

[489] It's nice to think of them sleeping soundly while you're here, eating pizza and drinking a little too much.

[490] Copious room.

[491] I took a break from the drinking.

[492] I think that was more.

[493] I got a little bit.

[494] Did you notice the glitter in here?

[495] Do you see that?

[496] No. I think that's just asbestos.

[497] Yeah.

[498] Yeah, I did put a bit.

[499] in.

[500] I think you made this in an old school.

[501] It was retrofitted in the 1920s.

[502] I found a Nevada bomb shelter.

[503] I swear to God, when I was a young lad, I ran track, Newton North High School.

[504] That was our arrival.

[505] Ran track there many times.

[506] Lungs burning.

[507] Like a year or two after I graduated, they said they tore down that gymnasium because it was filled with asbestos.

[508] And I just want you to think about that.

[509] I bet you would have done a lot better if there was Yeah.

[510] Yeah.

[511] What a handicap.

[512] I used to say to the coach, I think it's the asbestos.

[513] I think that's the reason I came at last.

[514] You don't want to go on a date with me?

[515] Must be the asbestos.

[516] Acne?

[517] That's asbestos.

[518] Long legs and skinny shoulders?

[519] Asbestos.

[520] People think my jokes are tired.

[521] Asbestos.

[522] I used it for, I mean, many.

[523] many, many years of excuses.

[524] Didn't like my late night show.

[525] Asbestos.

[526] The important thing...

[527] Oh, come on.

[528] You've got to warn us.

[529] You've got to warn us.

[530] It really does sound like the 10 men from the Wizard of Oz fell down a well.

[531] Keep on your toes, podcasters.

[532] Let's go.

[533] Assholes and elbows.

[534] Stay frosty.

[535] Come on.

[536] What did you do in track?

[537] You ran?

[538] Yeah, I wanted to be a sprinter.

[539] Because I was pretty fast.

[540] But then they said, you're so long -legged and you're getting so tall, we think you're going to be really good.

[541] And I thought at the mile, and they said, no, the two mile.

[542] So I ran the two mile.

[543] And that just wasn't fun, and I wasn't any good at it.

[544] Paparazzi.

[545] These helicopters keep, whenever the paparazzi senses that I'm talking about my glory days as a high school athlete, they circle.

[546] And I can't have it.

[547] I just can't have it.

[548] Do you think it would have been different if you ran just the mile?

[549] I think it would have been different if I had just joined the chess club.

[550] or better yet the checkers club or the spelling bee anything would have been better for me I wasn't meant for that life I think I knew then that my mind was too important and that I to spend all that blood nourishing my muscle would be a waste of time so at that point in my life I decided I must sacrifice my athletic skills because one day there was something called a podcast.

[551] You decided.

[552] Oh, I knew.

[553] I knew that one day radio would go away, but then it would come back on this weird computer thing.

[554] And I would be there with my muscleless body and my giant head and talking face.

[555] And I would lead a new revolution.

[556] It would bring us to the very, middle of the podcast university.

[557] You guys?

[558] Yeah.

[559] Pretty great times.

[560] Uh -oh.

[561] Oh, my God.

[562] I feel like you just got a diagnosis of some kind.

[563] This is where I say goodbye.

[564] All right.

[565] You only?

[566] Yep.

[567] Okay.

[568] We're still here?

[569] I have no idea where we are in the firmament of summer s'mores.

[570] We are in the fifth episode of the fourth episode.

[571] I messed up.

[572] Wait, say again?

[573] We are in the fourth episode.

[574] of Smummers, of course.

[575] You don't, I want you to really actually try to say it.

[576] We are in the fourth episode of Summer Smores.

[577] Yes.

[578] We will have one more outdoor episode and one more in studio episode.

[579] Very good.

[580] And we will do it and we will like it.

[581] Yes.

[582] Well, thank you very much, Dean Martin of our time.

[583] You are a testament.

[584] You got him good with that one.

[585] No, trust me. Somewhere a 90 -year -old man is having a good chuckle.

[586] Burn.

[587] No, it is a sick burn, what I just gave right now.

[588] It's not a sick burn.

[589] It's a healthy burn.

[590] It's not.

[591] Well, I didn't say Foster Brooks.

[592] Oh, that's an even cuckier, smaller reference.

[593] So, hey, if you're out there and you like my references, come say hi to me at the local mall.

[594] I'll be there, cutting a ribbon.

[595] I have a question.

[596] I'm very excited to see the pizza art. We saw it beforehand, but after those flames, those solo pie flames.

[597] What will this pizza art look like?

[598] We will only find out if you stay tuned.

[599] Oh, my God.

[600] We're going to see the pizza art fully cooked next episode, and we're going to have a special dessert treat presented by my wife, Amanda.

[601] Okay.

[602] So what you're saying is that our podcast listeners should keep listening because they can listen to us see uncooked pizzas turn to cooked pizzas.

[603] If you stop listening now.

[604] Listen up, listeners.

[605] You're about to see something that was uncooked.

[606] Go to Cook in an audio format.

[607] Oh, hang on your assholes.

[608] Because here it comes.

[609] All right, Matt, take us home.

[610] Okay, let's go home, everybody.

[611] Big hugs, really get in there and snuggle.

[612] Everybody's got great legs, and we're looking forward to tomorrow.

[613] That made no sense.

[614] What?

[615] Am I the last person here that's sane?

[616] No, I think I am.

[617] Yeah, okay.

[618] Yeah, you said hold on to your assholes.

[619] Yeah, but I would say that any, Edwardo, that's me just normal talk.

[620] I think he's sobered up a little bit.

[621] I'm fine.

[622] I was.

[623] You stumbled on a few phrases there.

[624] Yeah, you did.

[625] Of course I did.

[626] Because I've got new teeth.

[627] Well, I'm sorry.

[628] I don't think it's funny that a man my age.

[629] has to have tensions refitted and I had to have them refitted again tonight Okay, Sona say something sane Okay No wait Do it now Stay tuned Oh boy For the next episode Okay Of summer smores And we'll be right back And we will See how that cheese melts And Conan say something sane My name is Conan O 'Brien And this is summer smores and we're waiting for uncooked pizzas to become cook pieces.

[630] I am as sober as a judge.

[631] Stay tuned.

[632] Brian Hold.

[633] Summer Smoors with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.

[634] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.

[635] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Nick Liao, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf.

[636] Theme song by The White Stripes.

[637] Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.

[638] Take it away, Jimmy.

[639] Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples.

[640] Engineering by Eduardo Perez.

[641] Additional production support by Mars Melnick.

[642] Talent booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Britt Kahn.

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