The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
[0] You're listening to Draft King's Network.
[1] By the way, Dan, that Walmart fact came from that list of random facts that sparks topics.
[2] Oh, I didn't see it on there.
[3] I did not see it on there.
[4] Was that?
[5] That was one of those random ones.
[6] But you guys didn't find anything on Subway, huh?
[7] There wasn't.
[8] I tried looking it up because I saw something like last week, but I couldn't really determine what it was saying.
[9] 23 subway stores closed in Oregon and Washington.
[10] last week there's it's just there has to be Lehman's parents owned a subway in Manhattan they were like the first franchise owners in Manhattan but it was like before Subway was profitable so it was just like a shit show and they smelled like bread all the time and they all hate subway now I wouldn't mind smelling like bread all the time though not that bread it's not a good smell it's a different bread I thought we had agreed that the universally celebrated embraced smell that we could all agree on is the smell of fresh bread I'm like I'm on the fence in this argument because I at the same time like the smell of subway bread but I acknowledge that in the of all the subs out there in bread it's not the best smell I see both sides to this I well the both don't both sides this this is subway subway is the more affordable of the options and you generally end up getting what you pay for and so yes if you're willing to go pal around with Jersey Mike and pay $19 for a sub.
[11] You're all set.
[12] Those chicken cheese steaks, though.
[13] My God.
[14] If you don't mind paying four times the price for fresher bread?
[15] What about Quiznos?
[16] What happened to?
[17] I liked Quiznos.
[18] Oh, man. I like Quiznos.
[19] Smell good.
[20] It goes to the oven.
[21] They toasted it.
[22] Comes out the other side.
[23] A turkey ranch.
[24] I was a Quiznos and a Firehouse gal myself.
[25] Jersey Mice came late in the game for me. And then I had to quit bread.
[26] I used to love Firehouse.
[27] It's gotten a little mushy for me over the years.
[28] Really?
[29] Just it's kind of like all one texture of mushy.
[30] But Dan is right.
[31] This is a sacred smell and it seems to be like, you know, people are questioning whether or not it's a good smell or not because they're in a subway.
[32] Fresh bread is a great smell.
[33] What they're doing.
[34] I want a cologne, fresh bread.
[35] Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Lebitard Show.
[36] Would you like a cologne that smells like fresh bread?
[37] Not fresh subway bread, though.
[38] No, not fresh subway bread.
[39] I would take olive garden breadsticks.
[40] Oh, now we're talking.
[41] 10 times before I take Subway bread.
[42] I think what's happening here is that we're not going to find a sub shop that you guys hold in less regard than Subway because it's the most affordable.
[43] You guys are, and when did Jimmy Johns become this expensive sub shop?
[44] I used to get a sandwich there for like $4.
[45] That's a gourmet sandwich at Jimmy Johns.
[46] Jimmy Johns is not somebody.
[47] Freaky fast.
[48] I think that what's happening.
[49] here, Dan, is you're just comparing the fact that you've now had these sandwiches in the last, what, decade to 15 years come around after Subway was first, and we all just sort of discover, oh, there are some tastier sandwich options for just a little bit higher of a price.
[50] But I think Dan is saying there's also some awful delis out there, and you guys haven't been to them, because there are.
[51] I mean, in New York City.
[52] You're telling me, I've never been to an awful deli.
[53] There are some terrible delis.
[54] I mean, delis in New York City are a crap shoot.
[55] They really are.
[56] Put it on the poll, please, Juju at Levitard Show.
[57] Are delis in New York City a crapshoot?
[58] You were saying, Jessica?
[59] This Jersey Mike's sub, 825.
[60] So good.
[61] I don't know how long it is, though.
[62] It's not a $5.
[63] Yeah, but Jersey Mikes does this thing where their regular is like, and then if you get the larger, it's like the giant, and it's like way too much.
[64] Like, they have this thing at Jersey Mikes where like the regular's not enough and their giant is just too much.
[65] But you fall for it every time.
[66] Whereas the subway 12 inch is just that perfect.
[67] I can crush both of these.
[68] Both of these.
[69] 12 inches.
[70] P .P. He's rattled.
[71] Do you want to get the sound of you saying what you said you did not say, which is that you were during a sponsored segment telling people to see BP on the internet?
[72] No, I don't have that.
[73] I think we should get that, and we should find, we should send it to the sponsor, send it to game time, and show them the kind of professional outfit that they've gotten into a relationship with, that you are advocating during their spots for porn accidentally.
[74] That's what you'll get, and you'll like it.
[75] The judge coach, sweetie.
[76] I should go say hello.