Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard XX
[0] Hi, I'm David Farrier, a New Zealander who accidentally got stuck in America, and I want to find out what makes this country tick.
[1] Now, many moons ago, something American came to New Zealand.
[2] It was 1995, and it involved a man named Jared.
[3] This oven -roasted chicken breast sandwich at Subway restaurants.
[4] It has five grams of fat.
[5] This is real chicken, with fresh veggies and freshly baked bread.
[6] Subway, eat fresh.
[7] Jared Fogel was Subway's secret sauce, a man who allegedly plummeted in size after changing his diet to this subway sandwich.
[8] In 1995, there was one subway in New Zealand.
[9] By 2008, there were 200 subways in New Zealand.
[10] And back in America, by 2016, Subway hit a peak of having over 27 ,000 locations.
[11] Of course, Subway started declining in popularity around the time Jared Fogle, Subway's public face, went down for possessing child porn.
[12] It was a PR disaster that Subways never fully recovered from, in slow decline ever since.
[13] Still, it remains America's biggest fast food chain, followed by Starbucks and then McDonald's.
[14] Why am I talking about Subway?
[15] Well, I'm talking about Subway because it sells submarine sandwiches.
[16] Sandwiches.
[17] Americans love sandwiches.
[18] They love nothing more than getting some bread and filling it with a bunch of meat, vegetables and mayonnaise.
[19] Subway, Jersey mics, firehouse subs, they're all sandwiches, and Americans are swallowing them at an alarming pace.
[20] I want to investigate America's love of the humble sandwich, so get that dough in the oven and prepare to fill it up with a selection of condiments, meat and vegetables, because this is the sandwich episode.
[21] I'm a flyless bird that's down in America What are your thoughts when I say the word sandwich?
[22] I fucking love sandwiches.
[23] You love a sandwich.
[24] So much.
[25] All of them.
[26] I love a grilled cheese.
[27] Oh, the classic.
[28] Classic grilled cheese.
[29] I love a turkey sandwich, which is pretty basic.
[30] One of the most popular sandwiches in the world.
[31] And pop off at airports all around the world.
[32] airport's biggest seller the turkey sandwich and i'm a buyer i always get one at the airport i love it did you because okay so i also love sandwiches peanut butter and jelly oh it's it's the best i go to a cafe that makes a really good p and j sandwich here okay and they add extra peanut butter and jam for me because i just like it so gooey sometimes when i go and it's busy they wave me around to the side window and they give me my peanut butter and jam sandwich wait a minute why can't we to say their name.
[33] I don't want to say their name because I'm afraid they'll get, they're already popular, so it's not like they need a bug.
[34] And I'm worried if I name it, it'll get overrun.
[35] The line will double.
[36] Wow.
[37] And so selfishly, I don't want people to know about it.
[38] Look, we've talked about places.
[39] Yeah, courage bagels, Maru Cock.
[40] I do think it maybe had an effect on Maru, but not that extreme.
[41] This is another episode, but I do have an issue with lining up in America, Because in New Zealand, if there's a line, well, there isn't a line because the second align forms people give up.
[42] They're going somewhere else.
[43] In America, if people see a line, they go, wow, that must be popular.
[44] We'd better line up for half an hour.
[45] Yes.
[46] For a tiny item.
[47] Oh.
[48] I was someone lining up for a little macaroon for an hour.
[49] It took about two seconds to eat.
[50] When you did it?
[51] Yes.
[52] Okay.
[53] Angry.
[54] I will stand in a line.
[55] like for an exclusive limited edition item.
[56] Yeah, I've lined up at that coffee place with you, Rob Murrow, a lot.
[57] That line, there's a lot of funny people in the line because it's full of hipsters, and so they're fun to look at.
[58] And it goes quick, and part of it is just hanging out in the line while you get your...
[59] Yeah, and it's nice if you've got company there, which is why I hang out with that macaroon.
[60] But honestly, we don't do lines, but why are we talking about lines?
[61] Okay, because hold on, because you don't want to give the name of the great peanut butter and jelly sandwich place and we don't have to but I will say the peanut butter and jelly place is a ding ding ding to something we absolutely have to talk about which is oh yeah so this okay I can do this so I want to address this so this cafe is on a walk that I do yeah and you texted me yesterday saying I was on a walk and I was walking quite fast and intently which is how I tend to walk when I'm on my own yeah and I apparently completely blank to you.
[62] You didn't blank me in that.
[63] Did I pass you?
[64] Yeah, you passed me. I feel less bad about that.
[65] So maybe this isn't a face blindness issue.
[66] It's just being unaware of my surroundings.
[67] I think it was both because it was hilarious.
[68] I was with Liz and our friend Kate and we were walking and all of a sudden you were in front of us.
[69] Yeah, I'm a fast mover.
[70] She's long legs.
[71] You were moving so fast.
[72] Your arms were kind of flailing.
[73] Were they flailing?
[74] A little because what you don't want to tell people is it was a hike.
[75] We were going downhill.
[76] This was a descent.
[77] And you...
[78] Sounds like a clown that passed you.
[79] You didn't.
[80] But what's so funny is you didn't notice me, was my takeaway.
[81] Well, I thought one of two things happened.
[82] One of three things.
[83] I thought you either didn't notice me at all.
[84] You saw a group.
[85] group of girls didn't recognize me, or you knew it was me and just kept walking so fast and hoped that I didn't catch you.
[86] We need to put the kibosh on the last one because I definitely wasn't running away.
[87] Okay.
[88] You can't get away with that behavior.
[89] That would be crazy.
[90] Well, it was funny because as soon as you passed, I was like, oh, my God, David's here.
[91] But I didn't yell.
[92] For one, you were moving.
[93] You were walking really fast.
[94] And so I thought, okay, he's like in a hurry.
[95] Yeah, he's on a mission.
[96] And then I thought, well, if option three was what he was doing, I don't want to them be like, David, like, stop and talk when you clearly were avoiding us.
[97] So you caught me in what I do when I go on a hike, which is I am listening to some really loud metal music.
[98] I'm in the zone.
[99] I didn't notice.
[100] And I'm seeing nothing.
[101] Did you have AirPods in?
[102] Yeah.
[103] Okay.
[104] They were jammed.
[105] Oh, no. They were jammed.
[106] Damned in noise cancelling.
[107] When I'm on one of those walks, I don't want to be dealing with anyone.
[108] I'm just on a mission.
[109] I get that, but that's why I thought maybe you didn't want to deal.
[110] I'd deal with you.
[111] No, if I saw you, I'd absolutely.
[112] I might want to keep going because I'm in the middle of my walk.
[113] Right.
[114] But I would absolutely would say hello.
[115] I'm not into social suicide.
[116] Okay.
[117] I've got some limits of like how ridiculous I can be in the world.
[118] And I know there's rules.
[119] And one of the rules is you can't ignore your friends when you're on a walk.
[120] That's great.
[121] Actually just so you know Throw a rock at me or something next time Give me a fright I get frights easily as well That's another thing about me If you tap me on the shoulder I will jump and it will be funny Okay, that's great I'll get some video I was off to get the peanut butter and jam sandwich At the bottom of the hill Yum Now I know about it I'm definitely getting it soon It's really good That's my favorite sandwich Any other faves that you have Yeah so I love a subway style sandwich Okay so there's different styles right You've got your flat between your bits of bread, which you'll get to the airport often.
[122] Sure.
[123] You've got your subway.
[124] Yep.
[125] And then I have a question about hot dogs, because a hot dog is technically meat between bread.
[126] Is that a sandwich?
[127] For me, absolutely not.
[128] That's its own category.
[129] What constitutes a sandwich?
[130] I think we need to define this.
[131] It's important.
[132] I don't think a hot dog is a sandwich.
[133] Right.
[134] But technically it should be because it's meat between two pieces of bread.
[135] But you'd say a hot dog.
[136] dog isn't a sandwich because it's one piece of bread and it's kind of like half cut.
[137] Yeah.
[138] But a subway sandwich, is that two pieces of bread?
[139] Yeah.
[140] Yeah, that's two pieces.
[141] It's two slices.
[142] Okay, so it has to be two slices.
[143] Okay, we've defined that.
[144] Okay, I also love a grilled sandwich.
[145] I love a, wait, I just remembered a type that we're totally forgetting.
[146] Onion?
[147] Onion sandwich.
[148] And your cheese sandwich, put a bit of onion.
[149] Yum, yum.
[150] We don't have that here.
[151] We don't do that here.
[152] Wait, yeah, this is interesting.
[153] What kind of combos, so that's a common combo cheese and onions?
[154] The ham and cheese is the biggest.
[155] I also fucking love a ham and cheese sandwich so much.
[156] People will buy a little home grill just so they can have the ham and cheese.
[157] And when it like dribbles and oozes out the side a little bit, got to be careful though, it gets a bit hot, burnt my tongue many times because I've been too eager to eat it.
[158] I've never learned.
[159] 39, still getting a burnt tongue on the ham and cheese.
[160] Jess does this too.
[161] Every time he eats a sandwich, it's like hot and crusty, and then he calls himself cuts Roland because his mouth is all cut up from the bread.
[162] It's really, really good.
[163] Wait, no, I'm forgetting a really important sandwich.
[164] It can't be that important.
[165] I've just left the mind.
[166] No, it's so important.
[167] Oh, the breakfast sandwich.
[168] What does that?
[169] That's what.
[170] We're having, we're about to have one.
[171] You don't know about breakfast sandwiches?
[172] I know they exist.
[173] I think I've seen them on menu.
[174] I've never ordered one here.
[175] Oh, they're so good.
[176] I mean, it's two pieces of bread, so it qualifies, two slices.
[177] Sometimes sausage or bacon.
[178] Egg is the staple.
[179] I made a really good shout out Molly Baas, who is a chef.
[180] She makes cooking videos.
[181] And she has a video for the smash patty breakfast sandwich.
[182] Sounds good.
[183] And you cook the sausage like a smash burger.
[184] What's the smash burger?
[185] Oh, no. Oh, my God.
[186] Is it a cheeseburger?
[187] Yeah, it's a type of cheeseburger where the meat is really thin.
[188] It's so good.
[189] Why is it called smash?
[190] Is it because you smash it down real quick?
[191] Because it's so thin?
[192] Yeah, you smash the meat.
[193] When you make the patty, you smash it.
[194] Oh, right.
[195] So it's super thin.
[196] The whole burger or just the meat?
[197] The meat.
[198] Okay.
[199] So it's a completely normal.
[200] So for McDonald's Cheeseburger, if I got the paddy out and squished it down and inserted it back into the cheeseburger, that would be a smash burger?
[201] It's not, you have to squish it while it's raw so that it cooks.
[202] It's like it's almost crispy.
[203] I understand.
[204] Okay.
[205] Okay.
[206] I'm with you.
[207] So then the sausage is that you make it into a patty and then you smash it so it's super thin.
[208] You do like really thinly sliced shaved onions.
[209] Then you put that in the skillet and the onions get kind of caramelized.
[210] You flip it and you put cheese on it And then it's on an English muffin With hot sauce, mayo Oh, it's so good This is a sidebar But something that in America That gets me quite often is the scone Because a scone that you get Scone That you get in America It's different to a scone in New Zealand Oh, what's the dish?
[211] And there's It's just different And I need to look into the recipe because whenever I see a scone advertised here or a scone as you like to call it, I always get excited and I'll purchase it and I'll eat it and I want to vomit.
[212] Okay.
[213] I'll meet you here because I'm not a fan of scones.
[214] They're way too dry.
[215] So dry.
[216] Yeah.
[217] And they don't butter them here either.
[218] It's just dry.
[219] It's like there's nothing else on there.
[220] It's crazy to me. This is great.
[221] We're brainstorming future episodes.
[222] We have so many good episodes.
[223] Oh, but okay, I do want to real quick revisit Subway because and this sounds similar.
[224] So Liz, ding, ding, ding, ding, Liz.
[225] Recently, her and I were having a conversation about Subway and she was like, well, that was when, like, Subway was new.
[226] And I was like, what do you, Subway was new in like the 70s.
[227] She was talking about like five years ago or something.
[228] Oh, right.
[229] No. And I was like, no, Subway's old.
[230] It's old.
[231] And she was really having a hard time.
[232] Getting her head around that.
[233] She didn't believe me. Up up sort of in the last five years.
[234] Well, hold on.
[235] I have a little video of this, but I should play.
[236] Because I was shocked because she's from Montreal.
[237] So it did come there later.
[238] Yeah, the same thing with New Zealand.
[239] It got to us late, you know.
[240] But when?
[241] Okay, so let me have a look here.
[242] I'm going to find out.
[243] So we got our first subway in, yeah, in 95.
[244] Right.
[245] And it's like the 70s, I think.
[246] I'm just going to quickly check.
[247] Quick live fact check of when Subway came to America.
[248] Well, it was formerly known as Pete's Super Submarines, which opened in 1965.
[249] Okay.
[250] And then it was actual Subway was founded officially 57 years ago in 1965 in Bridgeport, Connecticut.
[251] See the 60s.
[252] And you guys just got it.
[253] Yeah, well, we got it because Jared was such a good salesman.
[254] Like when he came on board and it was that whole eat the sandwich and you will drop.
[255] down in size, that marketing campaign went bonkers all over the world.
[256] And I love that Subway put all its eggs in that one basket.
[257] They're like, what can go wrong if we put this one man in all out?
[258] And it couldn't have gone more wrong.
[259] I feel so sad for them that that happened.
[260] Okay, hold on.
[261] This is Liz.
[262] What did you just say?
[263] What did you say?
[264] I with confidence can say that subway at its inception, okay?
[265] When it was like in the seven days.
[266] No, no. Okay.
[267] Like 2002 Subway is 2020 Shake Shack.
[268] It's Shakeshack.
[269] It was the shake shack of Subway Sandwiches.
[270] Now it hasn't evolved, so it's Subway.
[271] No, Jimmy Johns is the Shakeshack, was the Shakeshack version of Subway.
[272] Now it's Jersey Mikes.
[273] I don't have never been ever.
[274] And when did you move to this country?
[275] So, So she's all askew, and I think you maybe are too.
[276] Oh, I definitely am.
[277] All the references she just said, I've been to Shake Shack, and that was yummy.
[278] Actually, that was the night I vomited actually at 3 a .m. I had it at 12am and vomited at 3am, so that doesn't bode well.
[279] But it was delicious at the time.
[280] That's because you were drinking at a time.
[281] Yeah, it wasn't Shake Shake, it was the drinking.
[282] But my point is all these references and how much they've changed.
[283] I don't know what these places represent at all.
[284] Like, I don't know what subway represents, what Jersey Mike represents.
[285] Jersey Mikes is so good.
[286] If they want to sponsor us...
[287] Come on board.
[288] I mean, I would eat Jersey Mikes every day.
[289] I love it so much.
[290] Also, is a burger a sandwich?
[291] That's too independent.
[292] It's too bits of bread.
[293] I think it's a patty that maybe breaks it out of the sandwich.
[294] It's the paddy that changed.
[295] So the second you put a patty into a sandwich, turns into a burger.
[296] No, I don't think so Because what about It's the bun It's the circular bun Is a circular sandwich A burger It's the paddy That's the meat paddy That's the meat patty That would break it out No, a breakfast sandwich Has a meat patty Also a tuna melt Sometimes is formed Into a patty And that's Disgusting No I love a tuna melt Oh my God I love sandwiches But that is A sandwich This documentary, it's big And look, I just want to say We're not going to cover everything in here Yeah, this is a huge topic My documentary is small is what I'm saying The topic is big And so I've got I had to go niche with this Okay Because I kept hearing about the Philly cheesecake sandwich A great sandwich Definitively a good sandwich So I've zeroed in on that And I know in doing that There's going to be people listening to this That are like, why are you talking about this sandwich And that sandwich The topic's too big Well also I know why because this shows about American things you're learning about and they do have sandwiches in New Zealand.
[297] We do.
[298] That's a really good point.
[299] We absolutely do have sandwiches.
[300] We don't have Philly cheesecake sandwiches.
[301] So I set off.
[302] I do think sometimes you accidentally say cheesecakes.
[303] Oh, I do.
[304] I just did it.
[305] I do it in the dock as well.
[306] Cheese steak.
[307] Yeah.
[308] It's a tricky one.
[309] Talking.
[310] Says the clown who races past you flailing his arms.
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[363] I set off for Philadelphia to make this documentary, and this is what happened.
[364] I'm in South Philadelphia, where I was neither born nor raised.
[365] I'm walking down South Knight Street.
[366] It's incredibly Italian, with delicious food everywhere.
[367] I walk past a shop window displaying all images of the mafia films they've shot in the area.
[368] And then I see it.
[369] On the other side of the road, a huge orange awning around the sides of the place.
[370] Genos.
[371] It's about 2pm, lunch is dying down, but all the tables outside Gino's are full of people shoving sandwiches in their faces.
[372] I saw you eating there enthusiastically.
[373] Okay.
[374] I've heard this place is quite good.
[375] What do you think of it?
[376] I think it's pretty phenomenal, I have to say.
[377] What's your default order?
[378] That would be the mushroom Philly Cheese Steak with peppers and onions, provolone cheese on it, and then French fries on the side with the cheese.
[379] The Philly Cheesesteak sandwich, it's what I've come to investigate.
[380] I've been told by multiple people to come to gym stakes, but that wasn't going to happen.
[381] But the big story on action news this noon is breaking in South Philadelphia.
[382] Right now, dozens of firefighters are on the scene at Jims on South Street, battling a two -alarm fire.
[383] Chopper 6 live over the scene as the firefight is underway.
[384] And back in July, an electrical fault led to a huge fire, so Jim's was very, very closed.
[385] And so I've arrived at Gino's.
[386] It's been here 56 years.
[387] It's been at the same location for that whole time.
[388] Opened in 1966 by Joey Vento.
[389] Joey named it after his son, Gino, who took the place over when his father died in 2011.
[390] I've come here to meet Gino.
[391] Jeffrey Beres.
[392] I'm the general manager of Gino Stakes.
[393] Been here for 38 years.
[394] This isn't Gino.
[395] It's Jeffrey, the general manager.
[396] Obviously, you're not Gino.
[397] How's Gino doing?
[398] Is he well?
[399] Yes, she knows very well.
[400] He had prior engagements where we had to go take care of business earlier and he had to get back to Delaware.
[401] Considering Jeff has been here for over 38 years, I figure he'll know the sandwich game.
[402] I came here to learn about sandwiches and he would be my teacher.
[403] He leads me inside.
[404] There's no indoor seating at Gino's, so inside means the kitchen.
[405] There's one table in the corner and we take a seat.
[406] It's my first time here.
[407] I'm gathering it's a very passionate city about various things.
[408] Very passionate.
[409] Passionate about it, obviously, it's sports clubs, it's food, it's heritage, whether it be history or even certain nationalities that basically were born and raised here.
[410] Like we're on the Italian market, which it's a street stand of fruits and vegetables that are in New York.
[411] Basically, I'm sure, in Italy and stuff like that, and that's where originated from.
[412] Rocky ran through it.
[413] Rocky ran down the street, I'd just walk down.
[414] And after Rocky ran, he sat down, he rested, and he ate a sandwich.
[415] We're the sandwich capital of the world, whether it's cheese steaks, hoagies, porks, all derives from Philadelphia and mainly South Philly.
[416] And that's where the bread basically is the best at and everything else.
[417] So you want a sandwich or you want a good Italian meal, whether it be Asian, Mexican meal, there's all kind of basically restaurants that are very popular around here.
[418] But when it comes to us, we're basically pushing a cheese steak.
[419] Just rewind briefly.
[420] What's a hoagie?
[421] Hogi's what some people call a sub sandwich, a submarine sandwich, or other cities, a hero.
[422] But it's a hoagie in Philadelphia and South Jersey.
[423] And basically that's similar in that.
[424] And we have the best one of anyone.
[425] Like New York might say they have the best sub sandwiches hero and stuff like that.
[426] Subway and not to offend anybody compared to the real Italian hoagies.
[427] It's not even close.
[428] But they're to be.
[429] biggest chain in the country.
[430] You got to get credit with credits too.
[431] But when you want an authentic sandwich, you basically come to South Philly and you get cheese steak, hogi or a pork, and you're going to get the best.
[432] And put it in more perspective, but hogi's made of lunch meats, Italian cold cuts.
[433] It is salami, gobble gauvela cheese, stuff like that.
[434] So it's not a hot sandwich.
[435] I wasn't here for a cold hoagie.
[436] I was here for a hot steaming cheese steak sandwich.
[437] What defines a cheese steak sandwich?
[438] Well, a lot of people make it a different way.
[439] And they're modern generation think it should be chopped meat.
[440] And some people think you'd get mushrooms, peppers, and all that stuff on it.
[441] But basically, a cheese steak originated with thinly sliced rib -eye.
[442] And it was no cheese.
[443] It was just a steak sandwich with or without onions.
[444] During the course of the 40, 50 years of its existence, cheese was added to it.
[445] And it became one of the most popular, if not the most popular sandwich it is.
[446] Now it's an institution and a landmark for Philodafia.
[447] But basically, that's the original cheese steak.
[448] It's thinly sliced ribby.
[449] Don't there anybody else to tell you anything different, whether it's top it around, sirloin, that's what the original steak sandwich was.
[450] And you've got to use different kind of ribbyes, which we use a steer.
[451] And it could be cow and stuff like that, whatever may be, but that is high.
[452] And we pride ourselves in a quality of our ribby.
[453] We get up, and Jeff shows me around the kitchen.
[454] They only take cash here, apparently, to keep the lines moving faster.
[455] They have two windows.
[456] one serves sandwiches and the other deals with drinks.
[457] They're open 24 -7, only closing on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
[458] A giant grill sits between the two windows.
[459] It's a big grill.
[460] Seven -footer.
[461] There's a cook there already, but Gino grabs some thin slithers of meat and throws them on.
[462] How many sandwiches do you guys are made in here?
[463] Over the years?
[464] Two men in the cow.
[465] Millions and millions.
[466] The steak sizzles and pops.
[467] The grill is right up by the window, so when I look up, I look out into a bunch of hungry eyes.
[468] Jeff's grabbed a big tub of something yellow and gooey and shows it to me eagerly.
[469] We have three types of cheese.
[470] We got the whiz.
[471] That's what I want to give you.
[472] It's the most popular.
[473] That basically is what the cheese steak is now.
[474] It's cheeseways.
[475] We also use an American, what was the original cheese, and provolone.
[476] To our left is Andrea, manning the main window where the sandwich orders fly in.
[477] She's tiny, but I feel like she's probably also pretty fierce.
[478] Good customers, polite?
[479] Always.
[480] They're good.
[481] Some of them.
[482] Some of them know.
[483] You deal with him.
[484] Yeah, it's fun.
[485] In the middle of the kitchen is Frank, who's in charge of the drinks window.
[486] And you've got the coffee brewing over here?
[487] Oh, yeah, yeah, it's some really good coffee.
[488] This is an old -school Philadelphia brand.
[489] I'm not a coffee guy, but this is a great coffee.
[490] Great coffee.
[491] I'm not going to try and do that accent.
[492] The New Zealand accent and a Philly accent is so different.
[493] I'm surprised any of us understand each other.
[494] I never knew I had an accent until I went to New York.
[495] And a friend of mine was seeing some girl over there and everything said I really got a hard accent.
[496] I thought my friends had a hundred accent to me. So I was told by many people that my South Philly accent's really, really harsh.
[497] But don't know where it comes from, I guess, just like New Yorkers have their own kind of accent, different parts, whether it be Brooklyn, Bronx.
[498] I don't know, with Manhattan has, but obviously they have their own the same thing with Philadelphia, particularly South Philly.
[499] It's a great accent.
[500] I love it.
[501] Don't lose it.
[502] You got a better one.
[503] As I watch all the activity, I look out the window across the street.
[504] I heard there's another sandwich shop nearby that's embroiled in some kind of beef with Gino's.
[505] Jeff's been here for nearly 40 years.
[506] I figure he'd know about it.
[507] They're on the same corner.
[508] Obviously, on the same street, but the opposite corner.
[509] We both have the same street number.
[510] Okay.
[511] But one's actually on Wharton Street and we're on Paschunk Avenue.
[512] And that so -called place did originate the steak sandwich.
[513] But we perfected it.
[514] So that's where we came along and basically start to seal our thunder, which we did do.
[515] Okay, so the place on the opposite corner of where we are now, I glance over and see a giant sign.
[516] Pat's King of Steaks.
[517] But it was very nasty back in the day.
[518] Really?
[519] Yeah, it wasn't fun.
[520] The original owners basically were friends at one time and I guess the one didn't like competition.
[521] So then he basically started a conflict.
[522] with Jovento, who was the original Geno Stakes, and as that escalated, it heated up, and they were, put it this way, friends, but in the very, very, very slimmest of fashions, you know, for two guys that actually were friends or never younger.
[523] The owners now of that other place and our place are actually friends.
[524] As time goes along, generation change, cultures change, stuff like that, and basically that's how it is now.
[525] But it was heated for a very long period of time.
[526] I'm glad the battle between Gino's and neighboring Pats is cooled down, but I keep thinking about how Jeff talked about Pats.
[527] That so -called place did originate the steak sandwich.
[528] That so -called place.
[529] He won't even say their name.
[530] Start to seal that thunder, which we did do.
[531] Which we did do.
[532] Hmm.
[533] Everybody needs competition.
[534] I always said that friendly competition is good.
[535] Slate, unfriendly competition is good.
[536] Now, if it was pushed come to shove, a problem in both places, we would help each other out.
[537] Friendly slash slightly unfriendly competition is how Jeff put it.
[538] Frankie is the owner of that and Gino.
[539] And actually, there's a picture of, there was a picture of them in here.
[540] He gets up and starts scanning a bunch of photos pinned on the wall behind us, trying to find the photo that proves the truce.
[541] And it's there.
[542] My eyes glance around more of the photos.
[543] And it's a treasure trove of celebrity.
[544] I see Guy Ferreari, Danny DeVito's been here.
[545] So is Shear.
[546] Jeff has his own favorites.
[547] celebrity visitors.
[548] One is Adam Sandler, who was a real gentleman, you know, came in and basically shook everybody's hand.
[549] Actually, he was a few of them.
[550] I'm like that.
[551] Vince Vaughn was very gentlemanly.
[552] Nicholas Cage, he was a character.
[553] Jack Nicholson waited in line.
[554] Didn't want to come in.
[555] He wanted to stay in line.
[556] Like I went to stay outside and said, you know, you can come inside.
[557] He goes, no, I'm going to stay in line.
[558] Just like another customer and stuff like that.
[559] Very, very cool.
[560] People were actually afraid to confront him and ask if it was.
[561] him or not.
[562] And he was really, really down there.
[563] He had a fun thing to say.
[564] We were talking to him at the window and we have actually a celebrity book that they signed.
[565] And his autograph actually is a face of himself.
[566] So it was really, really cool.
[567] As we've been talking, my cheese steak sandwich is being completed.
[568] I'm handed this warm, footlong monster wrapped in paper.
[569] I duck outside to eat it.
[570] And as I unwrap it, the smell and the heat hit me. It's good.
[571] The paper's covered in grease, which is now all over my fingers.
[572] I'm about to eat my first cheesecake sandwich.
[573] Very greasy.
[574] Yum. Oh, it's really good.
[575] There's a lot of flavour.
[576] You can taste the cheese, can taste the steak, can taste the bread.
[577] A -plus.
[578] This whole time, I keep thinking about Pats, the name that Jeff refuses to say.
[579] I can see it now staring at me across the street.
[580] It's time to go and get their side of the story.
[581] So I say my goodbyes to Jeff.
[582] leave, I noticed the bottle he's been gripping this whole time.
[583] Every now and then, between questions, he's been taking a swig.
[584] What are you drinking?
[585] You've got protein in there?
[586] It looks like there hasn't got any flavor in it.
[587] It's just vanilla?
[588] It's vanilla, yes.
[589] Do you ever think about putting a bit of chocolate or something in there?
[590] No, I like it like this.
[591] Quick and easy.
[592] Everything basically speed would make.
[593] I got to get done.
[594] I also have things to get done.
[595] But before I go, I meet Franco, who's just joined the line at Gino's.
[596] I'm getting my dad a cheese egg with American cheese and raw onions.
[597] Which has the best cheese steak, do you think, Pats or Ginos?
[598] I prefer Pats.
[599] My dad prefers Ginos.
[600] That's why I'm in line for Ginos right now.
[601] And people go apeshit for this stuff.
[602] Every sports game, the first 20 minutes of the game, they'll have an expose on the cheese steak with people eating them, people raiding them.
[603] Yeah, it's crazy.
[604] And are you from Philly or somewhere else?
[605] Yeah.
[606] What is it about Philly that makes Philly -Filly besides the cheese steak sandwiches?
[607] People think that everybody from Philly's but they're actually kind, not nice.
[608] It's kindness, not niceness.
[609] That's a big difference.
[610] What is the, because I'm from New Zealand where everyone is either kind or nice, I'm not sure which.
[611] What's the difference between the two?
[612] Nice and surface level.
[613] Kindness is like I care about you as a person.
[614] That's the difference.
[615] Niceness and kindness.
[616] Which one am I?
[617] Something to talk about with my new therapist.
[618] I head across the street for Patz on the other corner, the sworn alleged ex -enemy of Jesus.
[619] He knows.
[620] I meet with Carlos, the daytime manager, who definitely doesn't undersell things.
[621] We're the cathedral of cheese steaks, Pat's King of Steaks.
[622] We are the inventor of the steak sandwich.
[623] We've been around since 1930.
[624] It's the iconic cheese steak place of all over the world.
[625] He's right.
[626] Pat's invented the cheese steak sandwich.
[627] The story goes in a 1933, co -founder Pat was sick of hot dogs.
[628] So when and sliced up some beef and onions, cooked it up, and threw it in a sandwich.
[629] A cab driver arrived and said it smelled so good he wanted some.
[630] The demand had started almost immediately.
[631] The cheese element, now deemed a very important element, arrived years later.
[632] What makes your cheese steak sandwiches particularly good, would you say?
[633] Our steaks are just made with the best quality of meat, best fine Italian rolls.
[634] We have all three choices of cheeses.
[635] Cheese is the classic, the original.
[636] We also have American and provolone as well.
[637] But cheese whiz and onions is the best way to go.
[638] 90 % of the people that come and visit Philadelphia absolutely go for the whiz because it's the local way.
[639] There was just a crazy random fan that just wanted to buy multiple bags of cheese whiz and laid bare naked in the street and just covered himself in cheese whiz.
[640] With talk of the cheese was done, I turned the conversation to the cheese wars, the alleged battle with Gnos.
[641] There's never any beef, but who is the other place?
[642] And like Jeffrey not saying the name, Pats out loud, Carlos refuses to utter the word Gino's.
[643] Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard they have pretty lights.
[644] They're good at changing light bulbs.
[645] So, yeah, they're great at changing light bulbs.
[646] I don't know about the other thing.
[647] And with that, he runs inside, returning with another greasy footlong package.
[648] A Pats, cheese steak sandwich, probably just to shut me up.
[649] I'm too cowardly to tell him I've already eaten at the competition, so sheepishly unwrap it and start chewing.
[650] It's really good, but I've already got a footworth inside me already.
[651] This other foot's a lot.
[652] I'm approached by a spinly -looking man with white hair and a happy smile.
[653] He's heard my accent.
[654] He used to visit New Zealand a lot when he was younger.
[655] I only pray that I live long enough to do that again.
[656] I would move there if they'd have me. I would move there.
[657] I love that place.
[658] His name's Mel, and Mel tells me he supplies both Pat's and Gino's with their soda.
[659] He's been making soda for 55 years with the business his brother founded in 1963.
[660] When his brother passed away, Mal kept it going.
[661] Well, we have unusual flavors here.
[662] Red cream, birch beer, Stewart's root beer.
[663] We have tea here, also iced tea.
[664] As someone from New Zealand, all those flavors just blew my mind just then.
[665] Well, these are flavors that have around since the 1850s, a lot of these in this area.
[666] There used to be a company here called Franks Beverage.
[667] They also had a flavor called Black Cherry Wushniak.
[668] we make that also and that's very very popular Mel tells me the soda is the perfect compliment to the cheese steak sandwich which is why he supplies a lot of places around here.
[669] Like some kind of soda magician he magics up a cup of root beer in front of me. It certainly helps get the second cheese steak down.
[670] That roll and a meat together is the beautiful thing and the cheese whiz.
[671] These guys use a lot of cheese whiz, believe me by the trail alone.
[672] And for clarity, cheese whiz It's cheese as a liquid, right?
[673] Well, I don't think anybody knows the secret of cheese whiz.
[674] It looks like cheese.
[675] It tastes like cheese.
[676] Is it cheese?
[677] Who knows?
[678] I look it up online.
[679] Cheese Whiz was first sold in 1952.
[680] In an ad back then, the substance's original ingredients were revealed.
[681] American cheese, water, non -fat dry milk solids, condensed whey, sodium phosphate, cream, Worcester sauce, lactic acid, mustard, salt.
[682] and coloring.
[683] That combo of ingredients is like magic sauce for the Philly cheese steak, Philly's most popular sandwich.
[684] As I've been sitting talking to Mel, a line's already formed.
[685] I'm just checking it out.
[686] I'm making a podcast about cheese steaks.
[687] I love them.
[688] I love them.
[689] I love them.
[690] What makes them good?
[691] I think Philly got their own style of cheesecake.
[692] I travel everywhere Oklahoma, Texas, Florida, California, and it's nothing like Philly.
[693] It's nothing like Phillies, man. For sure.
[694] I feel lucky to have experienced not just one, but two giant sandwiches.
[695] And Mal's root beer.
[696] And the friendly slash unfriendly rivalry between two businesses who refuse to say each other's names.
[697] All on the very same street, Rocky Balboa, once ran down.
[698] I'm going to a Philly game tonight.
[699] So, yeah, so far, I'm loving it.
[700] I'm loving the food.
[701] I'm loving the people.
[702] I'm loving the vibe.
[703] I'm loving it.
[704] I'm loving it.
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[728] I love Philly so much.
[729] Okay.
[730] First of all, that was fascinating.
[731] I loved that.
[732] When I was talking to Gnos about all this, when he was talking about the place across the road and refusing to say the name.
[733] Yeah.
[734] Because I'd heard about the rivalry going in there, but do you hear him refuse to say the name?
[735] It said everything you needed to know.
[736] It's like the Hatfields and McCoys.
[737] It's like an old American rivalry.
[738] Yeah.
[739] Wouldn't say a word about it.
[740] Wouldn't say it.
[741] Just that place.
[742] Okay.
[743] And what was the best one?
[744] This was a really difficult thing to review Because at Gino's I'd already stuffed a foot long I ate the whole thing It was like a while ago when we did the soda taste test Instead of having a little sip I made that mistake and just drank the whole cup I have no impulse control So if something's in front of me I have to eat the whole thing And I knew going into that situation That I was going to go and explore across the road And yet I still ate the whole thing My point being Gino's tasted better But that's because I was really hungry Yes.
[745] Pats, the originator of the cheesecake, cake.
[746] Okay, so we need to address this as well.
[747] So I can't say cheese steak.
[748] I say cheesecake, but I'd like to add that delightful man at the end of the documentary also said cheesecake.
[749] He also slipped up.
[750] Yeah, he did.
[751] I think that should be called a cheesecake.
[752] A cheesecake sounds so delicious.
[753] We already have a cheesecake.
[754] Oh, we do.
[755] That's right.
[756] Have you had cheesecake before?
[757] And I love cheesecake.
[758] When I say cheesecake, I say cheesecake, I say.
[759] cheese steak what the fuck oh that's wilds that was real time that all happened just in front of our eyes so thinking really clearly about how i'm talking i have had cheese cake before and it's a delicious dessert it's delicious so we can't name a cheese steak a cheese cake good job just slow it down when you talk i get excited okay so they were both delicious okay did you taste a major difference they tasted the same they did To be honest, both of them just tasted like cheese whiz.
[760] Yeah.
[761] Okay, this is so interesting.
[762] What color was the whiz?
[763] Okay, so Jeffrey got out a big sort of vat of it in Gino's, and it was just very yellow, like a dark yellow.
[764] Okay, because when I imagine a Philly cheese steak, I imagine white cheese.
[765] Right.
[766] It's not provolone.
[767] It's way more melty.
[768] Right.
[769] Then a provolone normally melts.
[770] So you've had a Philly Cheesake as well.
[771] Many times, but I've never had one from Philly.
[772] All right.
[773] So maybe the yellow cheese whiz is that's their thing.
[774] I mean, there was a mention of that guy that came with some sort of like festival going on and they'd have the guy that bought a lot of cheese whiz and just poured it.
[775] He got nude and just poured it all over himself, which is so extreme.
[776] There's also something else very American that happened.
[777] when I went there to record this episode there'd been a big win for their local sports team and people are on the streets and everyone kept saying they're greasing the poles they're greasing the poles and what the police do is they put like Vaseline on the poles Do you have Vaseline in America?
[778] Yeah, of course.
[779] They were greasing up the poles because people climb the poles in Philly that's what they do.
[780] What poles?
[781] Just poles.
[782] Street lights.
[783] Like street lights.
[784] Oh like telephone poles.
[785] So when there's a big game, in Philly, from what they told me, I might be wrong about this, the police go out and just vassaline up all the poles so that Philadelphians can't climb them.
[786] Wow, that is so specific to Philly.
[787] Yeah, and every, it's multiple people.
[788] They're like, do you know, they're greasing the poles?
[789] And I'm like, what are you talking about?
[790] Why are they greasing the poles?
[791] It's like, in New Zealand, we have a problem with possums that eat all out.
[792] They're introduced and they eat all the forest.
[793] Yeah.
[794] And so in New Zealand, they'll put sometimes a metal ring around the base of a tree, and it stops the possum climbing up to the top.
[795] And I feel that's what they are doing in Philadelphia with their citizens, is they're greasing the polls.
[796] Wow.
[797] Just another fact.
[798] I want to revisit real quick the boy man who said when he started diving in about kindness versus niceness, being nice.
[799] Oh, yeah, he was so lovely.
[800] I have a whole theory around that as well.
[801] Okay, I want to understand this because I still.
[802] don't know the difference.
[803] Okay.
[804] I totally agree with him that being nice is very, it's being pleasant, it's very surface and kindness is about actual care.
[805] Like care and doing and action.
[806] The South, they're known for Southern hospitality.
[807] It's very nice.
[808] But I don't personally find it to be kind.
[809] Oh, really?
[810] Oh, so you think it's all kind of surface.
[811] like in more of an image thing as opposed to...
[812] Yeah, like everyone will, you know, you'll stop and talk.
[813] Everyone's so polite and nice and it feels warm.
[814] That's New Zealand as well.
[815] But they're not really caring because you'll leave and then they'll call you like a bad name.
[816] I feel like the whole of New Zealand in the South is not turning against us.
[817] But in New Zealand, we definitely...
[818] I'm from the South, I can say that.
[819] It is this thing where in New Zealand, and this is my experience of it, I'm sure it's not everyone's, but it probably is.
[820] no one wants to be the bad guy so everyone is just always going through desperately trying not to say anything critical or bad and so I think there's a lot of niceness in New Zealand and it's not always the real deal Exactly and then you don't know what's honest or true It's confusing Yes Where do you go in America would you say for kindness And how common Is it Philly obviously According to this gentleman I spoke to Philly is kind That's a great question I haven't been to Philly, so I don't know.
[821] I mean, maybe I'm totally deluded.
[822] I feel like there's a fair amount of kindness here.
[823] I feel like there's kindness here on the West Coast because we're surrounded by we do have nice people in our lives.
[824] But it's not nice.
[825] The nice, kind continuum is a really interesting thing.
[826] I've been saying this for years.
[827] Yeah.
[828] I'd never even thought about it before.
[829] I assume they were the same thing, but of course they're different.
[830] Now I hear it.
[831] Well, because I also say that I don't care about people being nice.
[832] Like, that's not a quality that I need out of a person.
[833] Kindness, yes, but not being nice.
[834] Like, I don't need some surface niceness.
[835] There's also honesty that comes into the equation, right?
[836] There's like a triangle between niceness, kindness, and honesty.
[837] Yeah.
[838] That's kind of a thing.
[839] Oh, I will think of more about this.
[840] Yeah, I want to figure this out.
[841] There was another thing that I covered in my documentary that I want to get into now.
[842] And it was sort of a random thing.
[843] that appeared in my life out of nowhere.
[844] That was going to be the end of the dock.
[845] I go to Philly.
[846] That was the end.
[847] But there's more sandwiches to explore.
[848] Oh, and then, can I eat while this happens?
[849] I did get an expert opinion on if a hot dog or a burger is a sandwich.
[850] And by who?
[851] Michael Valtagio.
[852] Okay.
[853] Oh, la la. What did he say?
[854] I would personally not call it a sandwich.
[855] Most sandwich shops don't sell burgers or hot dogs.
[856] Most menus have both and would list categories as burgers or sandwich.
[857] I would like to have the hot dog sandwich, please.
[858] I would say I'll have the turkey sandwich.
[859] And I would never say I'll have the hamburger sandwich.
[860] But I will say I'll have the roast beef sandwich.
[861] Yeah, I guess that's true.
[862] I mean, but we need to know what his definition.
[863] Okay, look, because I looked up the definition of a sandwich.
[864] A dish or food stuff were at least one piece, but typically two or more pieces of bread serve as the wrapper or container of some other food.
[865] A burger would fit into that description.
[866] A lot would fit in.
[867] Michael's coming from like a cultural sort of perspective.
[868] Which I get.
[869] He did say if a burger is between slice bread, that's a patty melt, not a burger.
[870] Right.
[871] Instead of a bun.
[872] Oh, this is so confusing.
[873] At the end of the day, they're all heroes to him.
[874] Everyone's making up their own rules.
[875] It's not how rules work.
[876] Okay, what about the chicken sandwich?
[877] The fried chicken sandwich is way more akin to a burger.
[878] and that's a sandwich.
[879] You would never call that a burger.
[880] Right, right, right, right.
[881] But it's in a burger bun.
[882] Yeah.
[883] This is getting crazy now.
[884] It's just a marketing thing.
[885] It's whatever these restaurants are deciding to call it.
[886] Choose to call it and shove it down our throats.
[887] Wow.
[888] It's fascinating.
[889] All right.
[890] Scrolling through my Instagram, it's a real insight into what I'm passionate about.
[891] A lot of the videos on my feed right now are cats doing that eck, eck thing.
[892] You know, the sound cats make.
[893] when they see a fly buzzing around the room or a bird out the window.
[894] I could listen to eck, eck, egg, videos all day, but recently, something else appeared on my feet, a man reviewing American sandwiches.
[895] Welcome to sandwiches of history today from 1001 sandwiches in 1936.
[896] We're making the peanut butter and tomato sandwich.
[897] To be more specific, it's a man who reviews very, very old sandwich recipes.
[898] He makes them, as the recipe book states, and then eats and reviews them.
[899] All right, while the tomatoes finished marinating in the French dressing, we are to spread peanut butter thickly onto bread.
[900] And now we put our tomatoes that have been soaking in French dressing onto the peanut butter.
[901] Okay, let's give this peanut butter and tomato sandwich.
[902] Agoo.
[903] His Instagram handle is sandwiches of history, but his real name is Barry.
[904] I wanted to track Barry down to learn about what sandwiches used to be like before the arrival of Subway or the Philly Cheese Steak sandwich.
[905] Like an Instagram creep, I friended him and slid in.
[906] to Barry's DMs.
[907] I'm a large man who makes sandwiches from recipe books that are old.
[908] As far back as 200 BC to 1700s, 1800s, 1900s, I make them as written, even if they're poorly written, and I taste them.
[909] And sometimes they're good, and sometimes they have potential.
[910] And if they have potential, I'll plus them up, add ingredients so that they taste good for the modern palate.
[911] And then there's some that just go straight in the trash.
[912] that peanut butter and tomato combo was one of the ones that ended up in the bin what do you think so far has been the most offensive flavor that you've combined into one of your sandwiches it's not so much the ingredient itself as it is the ratio or the combination so recently i did a banana lettuce and anchovy sandwich and i'm like okay that could work except it called for anchovy paste and it was just awful the amount of anchovy paste it calls for is cruel.
[913] Like, I don't know why anyone would eat this or serve it to anyone unless I hated them.
[914] You wonder if people's pallets have changed over the decades.
[915] What's your theory?
[916] I think so.
[917] I think the palaces have changed.
[918] People used to smoke a lot more back in the day.
[919] So that probably helped change their taste buds as well.
[920] You know, ingredients have changed somewhat over time.
[921] And that's been fun to learn about how, like, ketchup started off is actually fish sauce in China.
[922] But brought back to England, England kind of messed up.
[923] with it, did some mushroom -based ones, some walnut -based ones, got to America, and tomato -based one was created.
[924] Ketchup is what you call it in America.
[925] In New Zealand, we call ketchup tomato sauce, which is very confusing because tomato sauce is very different to Americans.
[926] Anyway, in America, Heinz is the big brand of ketchup, cornering 60 % of the market here.
[927] The great thing about sandwiches is you can just put anything in there, any combination of things.
[928] It cuts across cuisines, taste, diets, whatever your diet is, you can make a sandwich.
[929] Even gluten -free.
[930] You could use gluten -free bread and still make a sandwich.
[931] Plus, sandwiches are portable.
[932] As we learned in the burgers episode of Flightless Bird, a portable food is a winning food.
[933] Americans are on the go.
[934] They've got places to be, things to do, people to meet, and they've got to eat while they're doing it all.
[935] Americans were not great at slowing down.
[936] We're always going from one place to another, doing things, getting things done.
[937] I mean, the drive -thrues at restaurants are evidence of that.
[938] He's picked up patterns along the way.
[939] things America does and doesn't do to its sandwiches.
[940] Like at some point, Americans stop buttering their bread as much.
[941] I'm sure some Americans still butter their bread, but back in the day, every American buttered every piece of bread.
[942] Something that the UK and Ireland still does, but we do not do, butter bread.
[943] Almost every recipe in these books call for us to butter the bread.
[944] Even if there's butter in the filling, whatever the filling of the sandwiches, the bread gets buttered.
[945] I get asked all the time, why is that?
[946] Well, butter was easily attainable.
[947] You could make butter at home.
[948] All you had to do was churn milk.
[949] The other thing is calories.
[950] There's a good source of calories and fat.
[951] And then three, it acted as a moisture barrier so it didn't sog out the bread and have the sandwich fall apart.
[952] You could actually kind of keep this stuff together so you could eat the sandwich in a timely fashion.
[953] Yeah, we have big bread butterers in New Zealand.
[954] I could never have a sandwich without buttering it.
[955] Right.
[956] Here it was the norm until probably, it seems like the size.
[957] 60s or 70s, and I don't know how mayonnaise got in, but mayonnaise got in.
[958] Americans love mayonnaise.
[959] It's everywhere, and it's delicious.
[960] It's pretty much a whole aisle at the grocery store.
[961] We have it in New Zealand, but we just don't have the mayo obsession of the USA.
[962] I think it's got a slight flavor to it.
[963] It's got a definite richness to it, and it's got a mouthfield that's different than butter.
[964] Butter feels like it's almost oily when you're rolling it around on your tongue, whereas mayonnaise just feels kind of like a luxurious sauce.
[965] is as well as sandwich disasters, there's also plenty of sandwich delights he's discovered along the way.
[966] One sandwich that did surprise me a little bit was the World War II sandwich from Britain, banana sandwich.
[967] In World War II, they couldn't get fresh bananas because, you know, war.
[968] So what they did is they would boil parsnips, they would peel parsnips, boil them, mash them, put in a little sugar and a little bit of banana essence, which is basically banana extract, mix it up, put it in between buttered bread.
[969] And I swear, you'd be hard, us to tell that that was not a banana mashed out their chewing bread.
[970] It was a very ingenious way to get around the fact that you could not get banana and still have the sweet treat during wartime.
[971] One thing Barry has to contend with that many foodies don't is the fact he's dealing with recipes that are really, really old.
[972] Times have changed since the recipes were written.
[973] That can be a problem.
[974] Was there anything from some of these older American recipes that you've found difficult to get here in 2022?
[975] Yeah.
[976] So some of the ingredients, like they'll say, open a box of sardines.
[977] I don't know what a box of sardines even would be.
[978] So there are some difficulties in getting some ingredients.
[979] I've had to learn what a salt spoon is, because that's a measurement they used to use.
[980] It's actually about a quarter of a teaspoon.
[981] I also have learned that they used to say things like put the sandwich in a moderate oven.
[982] And moderate oven is from like 350 to 400.
[983] So I've had to learn those kinds of things as well.
[984] The recipes back in the day were more art and less science.
[985] So one of the recipes in the up -to -date sandwich book of 1909 says to assemble the filling, put it between the bread, dip the bread in a mixture of beaten egg and milk.
[986] And that's it.
[987] The instructions to stop there.
[988] And it's like, okay, I know, I'm going to go ahead and make the leap that you want me to cook this and not feed it to someone raw.
[989] They also do recipes where there's no measurements or half the stuff has measurements.
[990] And the other half is like mayonnaise.
[991] It's like, well, how much mayonnaise?
[992] Is this a recipe or not?
[993] What are you doing?
[994] Along the way, Barry's been reminded that, like us, me immortals, American celebrities also love sandwiches.
[995] One in particular really loved them.
[996] And not ones that were particularly healthy.
[997] The Elvis sandwiches are amazing to me. There's a few sandwiches that he enjoyed.
[998] One that everyone thinks has bacon does not.
[999] It's the peanut butter banana and then fry it in butter.
[1000] I look up an old clip from Letterman in 1987.
[1001] He's got Elvis's cook on, Mary Jenkins.
[1002] and she's making Elvis's favorite sandwich.
[1003] And some toast?
[1004] Yeah, toast.
[1005] And then you're applying what appears to be peanut butter.
[1006] That's right.
[1007] Peanut butter?
[1008] Applying the peanut butter.
[1009] Now was this a recipe that you invented or Elvis invented?
[1010] No, he went on a tour.
[1011] And when he came back, he brought this with him.
[1012] One of the other ones he liked was called the Fool's Gold.
[1013] It was from Colorado.
[1014] And he apparently flew his private jet with all his cronies to, Denver, sat in the plane, ordered like 20 of these sandwiches.
[1015] They had them delivered to the hangar, they sat there, polished them off, and flew home.
[1016] It's basically bread that gets hauled out a little bit, jar of peanut butter, jar of blueberry preserves, bacon.
[1017] And it is quite tasty, especially with a little chili powder on it.
[1018] And then there's another Elvis sandwich that involves bacon and fried potatoes slices.
[1019] He loved his sandwiches, and he loved his fried, and he loved his bacon.
[1020] Like Elvis, Barry's eaten hundreds of and hundreds of sandwiches, more than the average American and certainly more than the average Kiwi.
[1021] And despite having a very niche topic to pour his heart and soul into sandwiches of history, Barry's confident he won't be running out of recipes anytime soon.
[1022] People asked me when I first started like, what are you going to do when you run out of sandwiches?
[1023] The up -to -date sandwich book of 1909 had 400 sandwiches, so it was going to be a while then.
[1024] Then I found this one that was 1 ,000 to 1 sandwiches and I'm never going to run out of sandwiches to me. I really loved Barry because he just opened up this whole other world.
[1025] 400 sandwiches in one book.
[1026] His Instagram is sandwiches of history.
[1027] And it's just every day it's a new insane sandwich from America and the world's history.
[1028] I'm going to follow because some of the ones he was saying were insane sounding.
[1029] No, like aliens had come down to Earth and we're just putting random things together.
[1030] Yeah, he's got a tuna and peanut butter one that he did.
[1031] I mean, all these weird...
[1032] These were written in recipe books.
[1033] So this is like, here's a recipe book of a yummy sandwich to feed your family.
[1034] Even peanut butter and tomato.
[1035] Like, what?
[1036] That sounds horrible.
[1037] Okay, also a lot happened while we were listening.
[1038] Yeah, I want to talk about that because I was...
[1039] Is there a sandwich on me right now?
[1040] Yeah, there is sandwich on you.
[1041] Where?
[1042] Help, where.
[1043] Rob got us a breakfast sandwich to eat.
[1044] And as I played that documentary, as you were listening at home or in the car, wherever you are, Monica was also listening.
[1045] You were eating a sandwich.
[1046] at the same time quite early on you sort of plopped quite a lot of it on yourself sort of fell apart all over you that was very funny because it took you quite a while to clean up then eventually they were cleaned up and you were left with like a handful of rubbish just like sandwich and bits of tissue and everything and the bin which is approximately half a foot from you you went to toss it in missed you then had to lean down to get the rubbish but the microphone was in the way and you sort of got tangled in the mic as you lean it was the most entertaining thing I've seen in a long time.
[1047] Oh my God.
[1048] You're not supposed to look at me. And I'll just occasionally look up and there'd be a new problem you'd found yourself in.
[1049] It was really good.
[1050] That was like a comedy routine.
[1051] So thanks for that.
[1052] I wonder how long I had spilled.
[1053] You know, it takes some minutes before I realize that I have spilled.
[1054] And instead of you saying, Oh, Monica, you spilled.
[1055] You just noticed it on my sweater until I noticed it.
[1056] It was good.
[1057] Thanks for that entertainment.
[1058] You're clean now.
[1059] You're doing, you've done well.
[1060] I'm fine now.
[1061] Okay, but sandwiches are messy often.
[1062] No, they are messy.
[1063] And that's why I was saying the overloaded nature of them can be incredibly stressful.
[1064] Because for me, the bread is always about giving you something to grab onto and like a little enclosure for the sandwich.
[1065] And when there's too much filling and the bread's gone, you're just left with chaos.
[1066] That's interesting.
[1067] I'm always pro more filling than less filling.
[1068] I think the bread is just the vessel to like hold it all together and the way you can.
[1069] But I don't, if it's too bready, I'm not interested.
[1070] I got injured on a sandwich very early on in my American journey where I didn't know there was a toothpick in the middle.
[1071] And I bit in and it punctured my gum down the bottom and I screamed.
[1072] Oh.
[1073] And then I realized that in America you put a big spear through some of your sandwiches.
[1074] Yeah.
[1075] And you were cuts fairier.
[1076] I absolutely was.
[1077] It was so stressful.
[1078] Oh, my God.
[1079] When you're having to hold sandwiches together, clubs are fine.
[1080] That's its own thing.
[1081] Yeah.
[1082] I've had sandwiches in America that aren't a club, and yet they still require a device to be shoved through the middle of it to hold it together.
[1083] That's a step too far.
[1084] Okay, well, watch your words because the chicken sandwich at Houston's is the best sandwich on earth.
[1085] And it comes with a skewer?
[1086] Yeah.
[1087] Okay.
[1088] It's very big.
[1089] I'll try it, and I feel I should try these things before I think.
[1090] about it too much.
[1091] Wait, and I want to bring up one other thing.
[1092] This is a shout -out.
[1093] There's a Instagram called Celebrities on Sandwiches, and it's paintings.
[1094] It's a person who draws a celebrity sitting on a sandwich, and you can buy these prints.
[1095] They're amazing.
[1096] I love this.
[1097] She finds out what people's favorite sandwiches are.
[1098] Kristen has one, Dax has one.
[1099] I have a print of Donald Glover on a sandwich in my kitchen.
[1100] Jim.
[1101] They're amazing.
[1102] Really good.
[1103] Are they painted in like a really majestic kind of way or a very realistic kind of way?
[1104] It's more realistic but it's a little bit like cartoonish.
[1105] I love this.
[1106] Nice colored pencil.
[1107] Okay.
[1108] Okay.
[1109] Colored pencil.
[1110] They're great.
[1111] Hold on.
[1112] They're called celebs on sandwiches.
[1113] Adding that to the list.
[1114] If you paid attention to my 2021 gift guide, these were also on there.
[1115] They're great gift.
[1116] But oh, look, there's a new one, Aubrey Plaza from White Loaded.
[1117] What's she on?
[1118] She's on a lettuce, tomato.
[1119] She's on a, is it a BLT?
[1120] Caprice sandwich probably.
[1121] Caprice on ficcacha.
[1122] Yum. Okay, no, following that.
[1123] Oh, but look, Jennifer Coolidge is on a hot dog.
[1124] So she believes hot dogs are sandwiches.
[1125] I did get one more expert opinion.
[1126] Okay.
[1127] So Roy Choi says, a hot dog is not a sandwich.
[1128] I don't really care that intellectuals say it technically is the same.
[1129] Meat between bread.
[1130] A hot dog is not confined by intellectual definition.
[1131] It's its own thing like prince.
[1132] I love that.
[1133] And I agree.
[1134] I really like the people we have weighing in on this.
[1135] It's great.
[1136] And it also shows how much thought everyone has already given to this topic.
[1137] They both immediately said, oh, this age -old question.
[1138] See, when you're in that world.
[1139] Yeah.
[1140] That's all they talk about.
[1141] Let's ask Dax.
[1142] Let's call him.
[1143] Hello.
[1144] Hi, you're on air.
[1145] I wanted...
[1146] This is ridiculous.
[1147] What?
[1148] Well, as the crow flies, I'm, what, 75 feet for me?
[1149] Like, literally, I'm in my bedroom.
[1150] I'm looking out the window at the window where you're presumably calling me from.
[1151] Yeah.
[1152] But I just wanted to get your expert opinion, armchair expert opinion, on whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich.
[1153] And definitely not, no. Right.
[1154] Ridiculous question.
[1155] I know, but, like, by technical stupstress.
[1156] Is a popsicle a sandwich?
[1157] Oh, my God.
[1158] No, don't, no, don't do that.
[1159] Don't do that.
[1160] Okay.
[1161] Because technically, it's food and bread.
[1162] And that technically checks off the sandwich.
[1163] No, no, no. So is a croissant then.
[1164] So is a pastry.
[1165] So is a pot pie.
[1166] A pot pie is a sauce.
[1167] sandwich?
[1168] No. It's specifically between slices of bread.
[1169] Exactly.
[1170] Right.
[1171] That's what David, we decided it was between two slices.
[1172] We decided that.
[1173] But the technical definition says it could be one.
[1174] Anyway, we're just getting people's opinions.
[1175] We got Michael Voltagio's, Roy Troyes, and now yours.
[1176] I have no business in that grouping at all.
[1177] You're supposed to ask me about.
[1178] cars.
[1179] I know.
[1180] But back up, what you said was, well, it's food between bread.
[1181] There's so many breaded items.
[1182] Exactly.
[1183] My bisquick meat and cheese casserole is not a sandwich.
[1184] No, no, no, that's not in between slices.
[1185] It is.
[1186] It is?
[1187] Well, no, no, it's not slices.
[1188] Right.
[1189] But nor is a hot dog.
[1190] Well, this says an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread.
[1191] with meat, cheese, or other filling between them.
[1192] And I guess the hot dog is technically one piece.
[1193] But you could also have - You don't even need to say technically.
[1194] Like, technically is something you say when it seems abstract.
[1195] It's clearly a single piece of bread.
[1196] But listen, listen, if you had a piece of bread, like an actual piece of bread, and you put peanut butter and jelly on it and you folded it, that's still a sandwich.
[1197] Where you cut it in half.
[1198] It is, but if you don't fold it, it's toast.
[1199] Wow.
[1200] Is it?
[1201] Yeah, you're right.
[1202] Yeah, it's a piece of toast.
[1203] Okay, but the hot dog is folded bread.
[1204] It is not.
[1205] It is a roll that you slice in the middle to make a little.
[1206] I guess.
[1207] I knew you'd have strong opinions.
[1208] Well, I don't know that you could ask anyone else that has commissioned a six -by -eight -eight -foot painting of a hot dog in a green field, which you know I have.
[1209] Like my affection and affinity for the hot dog is really legendary.
[1210] Oh, actually, so you're saying this as a pro hot dog.
[1211] Consumer, a pro consumer of hot dogs, not a manufacturer or an engineer.
[1212] But I would say it's pro sandwich to not include the hot dog, but you're actually saying it's pro hot dog to not include it in the sandwich category.
[1213] Exactly.
[1214] It's incredible.
[1215] disrespectful to the hot dog to lump it in with a fucking bologna sandwich.
[1216] Who else should we ask?
[1217] If you don't think that's enough, two world -class chefs and then a hot dog enthusiast.
[1218] All right, I guess that's fine.
[1219] All right, we'll wave to us, I guess, through the window.
[1220] The only thing more sillier could be that I would be in the gym in Blackmole Paradise.
[1221] We could just shout down.
[1222] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1223] All right.
[1224] Well, good luck with your verdict.
[1225] I guess at the end of this episode, you'll declare.
[1226] Sure, but we all are in agreement, but we're just toying with the details, you know?
[1227] Oh, playing devil's advocate.
[1228] Yeah.
[1229] Debbie's happy.
[1230] I like that.
[1231] I like when you explore that.
[1232] You just really have to pull things apart, like a hot dog bread.
[1233] Right, right, right.
[1234] All right.
[1235] All right.
[1236] Thank you, Dex.
[1237] All right.
[1238] Love you guys.
[1239] As you were talking to Dax, I just went through the transcript of my interview with Barry from Sandwiches of History.
[1240] Yeah.
[1241] And he had this to say about hot dog, the sandwich.
[1242] He said it comes down to intent.
[1243] Two pieces of bread was something in between.
[1244] Now, I know hot dogs hinged, but you notice that the hinge is not the same width as the two pieces of bread.
[1245] So the intent is that it's a sandwich.
[1246] It just happens to be a hinge.
[1247] Wait, he thinks it is.
[1248] Kind of like if you go to Jersey mics or you go to Subway or whatever, the sandwiches are hinged.
[1249] That's kind of true about a Subway.
[1250] I think a hot dog is a sandwich.
[1251] That's what I'm going to say.
[1252] You just turned.
[1253] I've turned.
[1254] I've thought about it.
[1255] I've digested the information.
[1256] And that's just personally how I spiritually feel about it.
[1257] It's my spiritual belief.
[1258] Oh, wow.
[1259] Okay.
[1260] I mean, I'm not going to cause like a fight over your spiritual beliefs.
[1261] But I totally disagree.
[1262] Okay.
[1263] I'm with Roy, Choi, and Michael Voltajio and dad.
[1264] Look, I can sort of see why you would side with a couple of chefs and a hot dog enthusiast over me. I'm not offended.
[1265] Look, one bit of trivia I just wanted to leave you with, which is unrelated to this.
[1266] But another thing, I really like sandwiches of history in Barry.
[1267] Barry is the head of marketing for Boomerang.
[1268] Do you know what Boomerang is?
[1269] The app thing?
[1270] Yeah, on the email.
[1271] So he works with Boomerang.
[1272] In your email, I've got a thing, and you send an email, and then you realize you've done something hideously wrong.
[1273] It hasn't sent it yet.
[1274] It gives you like a 20 -second way.
[1275] And it's just the best invention I've ever come across.
[1276] And I've saved myself so many times.
[1277] Because you can check an email is a million times that it's perfect.
[1278] Hit send.
[1279] And the second you hit send, you'll see something wrong with it.
[1280] Exactly.
[1281] I mean, I think this is bad because then you just could constantly, you could never send a thing.
[1282] That's what I do.
[1283] It takes about 20 times.
[1284] That's why it takes long to do anything.
[1285] All right.
[1286] Just a little fun fact about Barry.
[1287] This was fun.
[1288] I said this documentary was going to get very narrow, but actually now I've sort of thought back at it.
[1289] I think we covered every aspect to the sandwich.
[1290] Not every.
[1291] No. Throughout history.
[1292] Throughout America.
[1293] This is a comprehensive take with every expert.
[1294] And you know, we had chefs come in.
[1295] This was incredible.
[1296] I think it's the best episode we've done.
[1297] Oh my God.
[1298] You need to chill.
[1299] What awards can we submit it for?
[1300] Such declarative sentences.
[1301] I love a sandwich.
[1302] We didn't even talk about it.
[1303] about the po -boy or the Italian.
[1304] So, no, we definitely did not cover it all, but we did a good, a pretty good job.
[1305] We did a pretty good job.
[1306] Sandwiches.
[1307] My verdict is, they're delicious.
[1308] Me too.
[1309] Am I more American?
[1310] Come on, I ate a sandwich while doing a podcast about sandwiches, and I went to Philly and ate two big foot -long cheesecakes, stuffed them in.
[1311] You are.
[1312] You are.
[1313] You're a hot dog size more American.
[1314] Thank you.