#1010 - Brian Redban

[0] And we're live, ladies and gentlemen.

[1] It's the end of the world.

[2] As we know it, Montana's been on fire for a month.

[3] Florida has three hurricanes headed towards it, and Houston is still half underwater.

[4] Houston, it's sad.

[5] Have you been?

[6] No, I've just, you know, a lot of my ex -s are there, and she's sending me photos and videos.

[7] Like, her whole neighborhood's gone, and, like, people have to put everything outside for the insurance collectors to look at it.

[8] You know, so there's just everyone's house has a pile.

[9] in front of it of all their stuff and it says like no looting please you know I saw that on TV yeah fuck dude it's like there's nothing stopping that from happening for months like this is the thing about like Hurricane Irma like they have Harvey hits Houston and then Hurricane Irma correct me if I'm wrong but I think they said that this is very unusual because Hurricane Irma picked up speed in the ocean which is a really bad sign they usually pick up speed in the Gulf and the idea is that the Gulf has water that's warmer and that's what causes I don't know shit about hurricanes I'm totally talking out of my ass right?

[10] I really don't understand it but I'm pretty sure that's what they're saying is that this is a very unusual storm because it actually picked up speed and picked up size and power in the ocean which means the ocean's warmer so this could be a consequence of having a warmer ocean is that these fucking hurricanes could get bigger and bigger in the ocean And it's usually, it's really unusual because, you know, you have, like, such a big storm, like the one that hit Houston.

[11] That's usually once a year, once every couple of years, it's not twice in, like, a month.

[12] And then there's, like, what, Jose's right behind it?

[13] That's craziness.

[14] I think they said there's two behind it.

[15] The other one formed in the Gulf, like off Mexico, east of Mexico.

[16] So it's just another one at the same time, but in a different place?

[17] Sitting there right now.

[18] And there could be another one forming off of the Cape in Africa where they all usually formed.

[19] Fuck, man. We don't get hurricanes because it's cold water.

[20] Is that the logic behind it?

[21] Yeah, I think that's the move.

[22] You want to live near cold water.

[23] Just suck it up like a man and deal with that cold water.

[24] That water is fucking cold, too.

[25] When you get in the water in the Pacific Ocean, you're like, hey, what is this?

[26] Like, this is weird.

[27] It's crazy cold.

[28] Even in the middle of August.

[29] It could be 100 degrees in Malibu.

[30] You get in that water and you're like, holy shit.

[31] This is fucking cold.

[32] I've only been in it twice since I've lived here, like, 13 years.

[33] I remember the first week I moved out here, I was like, I'm going to the ocean, I'm running the ocean, freezing, never hit it again.

[34] What is all you, this is you're showing us, Jimmy.

[35] Please don't say that's hurricanes, a storm of hurricanes.

[36] These are the tropical cyclones of the 2017 Pacific hurricane season.

[37] So these are cyclones that, I guess, have already happened this year.

[38] I was assuming when I was pulling it up, they were in the past, like a long time ago.

[39] Yeah.

[40] I didn't know these other, this many had already come here.

[41] You know, when you look at this picture, like, if you look at this picture of the United States, it gives you such a way better sense of what it really is.

[42] Because that picture, like, because all the browns and the greens and because I'm not seeing cities and because it's like a perfect scale, like pull back a little bit so you see it and scale with the ocean again.

[43] Like when you're looking at that, you realize, oh, that shit could shift left and right a bunch of times.

[44] easy like there's way more water than there is ground like that is a fucking problem that's a giant problem we're next to an enormous chunk of blue it's so big dude i'll tell you man when i was living in that house in malibu for a couple months on the water i rented a spot on the water that's when you realize you go oh that's a monster That's like you're living on the edge of a world that can just reach in and swallow you.

[45] Did it freak it out?

[46] Did you?

[47] Fuck, yeah.

[48] You know, when it freaks you around is at night.

[49] At night, it like reveals its true self.

[50] Because, like, in the day, it looks beautiful.

[51] The sun hits it.

[52] It seems so peaceful.

[53] The birds are squaw, squaw, squaw!

[54] You see a seal or maybe a dolphin or a whale.

[55] Sometimes you see a whale.

[56] People see whales out there.

[57] You're like, wow, this is crazy.

[58] But then at nighttime, when the sky is dark and the sea is black, then you get to see what it really is.

[59] Like, oh, this is a whole other world, a world of water.

[60] And we can touch it.

[61] We can go in between worlds.

[62] And that world is far bigger than our world.

[63] And then I started freaking out about all the shit that we're pulling out of that world.

[64] Like how gross are we?

[65] humans, we're like just netting everything in that world and scooping it up, just chopping it up and stuffing it in the cans and feed it to our pets and eating it like left and right raw sushi hum, yummy, like the never -ending supply.

[66] Fuck, the world of the ocean is a real trip.

[67] If you stop and think about what it really is, because if it was in the sky above your head, you'd be freaked out all the time.

[68] You know, if, like, you reached up to touch it, you'd be freaked out.

[69] You wouldn't want to be right next to that thing.

[70] You're like, Jesus, it's too alien.

[71] I can't get away from it.

[72] But because it's right there and it's blue and we're on the ground, we feel like we're in control, we're cocky, because most of the time nothing happens.

[73] I'm like, no, it's a big deal.

[74] It's right there.

[75] I love the beach.

[76] I like going to the beach.

[77] Get some sun, catch some breeze.

[78] It's like we're like flirting with death, standing at the edge of this impossible to control life force filled with creatures filled with the biggest creatures in the world, right?

[79] Aren't whales the biggest things on earth?

[80] Yeah.

[81] I think they're...

[82] You know what they are?

[83] They're the biggest living thing on earth next to this there's like a group of mushrooms in the Pacific Northwest that are all connected and all considered to be one enormous life form.

[84] Yeah, I got to get this guy Paul Stamitz.

[85] I think that's his name.

[86] I believe that's how you say his name, rather.

[87] He's a guy who studies mushrooms.

[88] It's a mushroom scientist.

[89] It's fascinating studies.

[90] Fascinating articles and stuff online.

[91] It's in the Blue Mountains in Oregon.

[92] Yeah, there it is.

[93] It's on the world's biggest shit.

[94] More precisely, a specific honey fungus measuring 2 .4 miles across in the Blue Mountains.

[95] It's known as the largest living organism on earth.

[96] Several species of fungi belong.

[97] to the, oh, try that word, armillaria, amelaria, genus, genus, or genus?

[98] How do you say that?

[99] That's a read one.

[100] That's one I read, I never say.

[101] You know, I never use that in a conversation unless to be a super pretentious.

[102] I'd have to be, like, really high to be that pretentious.

[103] Amaria, am malaria.

[104] Amalaria.

[105] Armalaria genus, which is probably, popularly, rather, popularly known as honey.

[106] fungus.

[107] 2 .4 miles across.

[108] I like how they give it to us in kilometers.

[109] Like if you don't want to be stupid, 3 .8 kilometers.

[110] If you want to be like the rest of the world, do everything intends, you fucking idiots, sticking to miles and inches.

[111] Why do we do that?

[112] Because we're gross.

[113] It's the worst.

[114] There's parts of America that are gross.

[115] We're like, nah, we got it.

[116] You know, like that, well, we found a much better system.

[117] It makes more sense.

[118] It's all intends.

[119] The whole world use it.

[120] Nah, good luck.

[121] Good luck with that fucking stupid system.

[122] I'll take inches, bro.

[123] Yards, inches.

[124] It feels good, too, when you're in, like, other countries, and you're like, why are you going 120 miles an hour?

[125] Oh, wait, it's different.

[126] So, like, 62 is like, I want to say it's 100 kilometers an hour, but I think it's actually more than that.

[127] I was just always thinking it's half, but that's probably wrong.

[128] Well, yeah, I don't know.

[129] I honestly don't know.

[130] is 62 100 miles an hour 100 kilometers rather 62 miles an hour 100 sounds cool you know kilometers are just they're better we're using some old king shit inches it'd be weird to change now though like we had to be born with that like it's well dude when I was I mean I don't know about when you were in high school but when I was in high school they were trying there was a real push to get people to use the metric system that I don't think exists anymore I don't know, but, I mean, maybe it was just the schools that I was in.

[131] I would like to talk to other people that are, like, my age, that could remember, like, the 1980s?

[132] Because in the 1980s, I think that they were trying to push the metric system.

[133] I think I kind of caught it on the tail end.

[134] I don't remember it at all from school.

[135] Ha, ha.

[136] United States is now the only industrialized country in the world that does not use the metric system.

[137] And it's a predominant system of measurement.

[138] Most Americans think that our involvement with metric measures, measurement is really.

[139] relatively new, but it's not, right?

[140] What year did they try to do it?

[141] 1975.

[142] See?

[143] The metric conversion act of 1975.

[144] Yeah, that's what I remember, dude.

[145] Gerald Ford.

[146] Yeah, they were trying that.

[147] Because, man, maybe I wasn't in high school.

[148] Maybe it was before high school.

[149] I think it was, I was looking something up the other day.

[150] I think it was when you asked, are the president's allowed to change the White House or something?

[151] And I think it was Ford that added solar.

[152] panels to the White House I was looking up and then the next president which might have been Nixon took them out and they didn't have them reinstalled and think until Obama was there like whatever five years ago so it was like 25 years of no solar panels when they already had them we were already headed that way super weird that is weird you see the new Apple campus that they're going to show I guess next week next Tuesday when they have I haven't seen much of it but I know that it's supposed to be some insanely impossible huge crazy place it looks like a spaceship it's now finished they have like drone footage that you can like just go around it looks just like a round donut spaceship and the whole uh roof is uh solar collector so look at that that power is itself look at that thing yeah there might be a computer image of it but i think that is wow who cares zoom back in on that computer image that's insane that's that it must be so cool to have the kind of money where you could just build something like what you guys want to do let's make a spaceship bro yeah let's make a fucking giant apple spaceship should we make it the shape of an apple nah that's too corny they could they could have easily made that thing in apple but then they would have never been able to sell it yeah what yeah exactly it's gonna go to like a tire company next never be able to sell it man you know yeah if they do no one wants to buy your stupid apple you don't like the touch bar in your you're MacBook.

[153] I've not even seen one in person yet.

[154] This is what I think.

[155] I don't think it's necessary.

[156] I think it's kind of cute, but it does a lot of different stuff that I never use.

[157] And maybe it's me, but also there's like a Siri button that I accidentally press all the time while I'm typing.

[158] Because I suck at typing.

[159] I'm okay.

[160] I'm not very good at it.

[161] I really should practice and get better at it.

[162] Every time I get a chance to write, I just write.

[163] You can turn it off, right?

[164] The touch bar.

[165] though you can i think you could do stuff with it but i mean i don't know if you could totally turn it off because then you turn off the volume control that's where the volume control is oh fuck really the brightness the volume control everything the real problem is that fucking syri button that's right above the delete key with my fat stupid fingers i touch that thing at least once a day you can turn syria off she's off okay you're off bitch yeah i don't i don't want syri my god damn laptop but um it's It's just an accidental touch thing.

[166] And it's not the best keyboard.

[167] It's a very shallow touch.

[168] You know, and some people like that.

[169] It's very precise.

[170] I'll give it that.

[171] But I like the IBM or the, um, those think pads.

[172] Those, uh, who's making those?

[173] Lenovo, right?

[174] Yeah.

[175] They have a way better feel to their keyboard.

[176] Mechanical.

[177] Yeah.

[178] The, when Apple's operating system to me is just way better.

[179] I shouldn't say way better because Windows 10 is really good.

[180] It's just more.

[181] familiar, I should say, at this point.

[182] It was way better for a long time, for sure.

[183] But there's more options if you want to buy a Windows computer.

[184] Like, you can get so many different kinds of computers.

[185] You can get big ones, small ones, you get ones with interesting keyboards.

[186] You get ones with keyboards that feel like, you know, like a MacBook.

[187] Or you get other ones like a think pad that it feels almost like a mechanical keyboard.

[188] It's got a lot more touch to it.

[189] It seems stupid but to me that like tactile feel is a very important part of writing it helps me it helps like i like to to get in a good groove with where my fingers are growing and when i have actual physical keys that stick up a little bit more and they have a little push to them my fingers find their way better it's hard when you're on this like very thin keyboard just me yeah i always i always up I always upgrade my keyboards.

[190] Like, I like Razor.

[191] Keyboards are really nice.

[192] They make a good ones.

[193] I have a mechanical Razor keyboard for my computer at home.

[194] I love Razor.

[195] They're the shit.

[196] Yeah.

[197] I got one of those Razor laptops.

[198] I decided to switch over to PC for VR gaming and all that stuff.

[199] And the keyboard is a mechanical one.

[200] You would love it.

[201] It's almost like a typewriter.

[202] Really?

[203] Yeah, the Razor Blade Pro.

[204] Those are slick -looking devices, too, man. They are like literally like the, like, it's a Windows version of a Macrizona.

[205] book like as far as like the build quality and everything yeah and it's got the most powerful graphics card in it desktop graphics card they're very slick very slick they make a lot of cool shit they make the best gaming mice is too they made that thing i told you about at c s that three screen laptop i don't think it's out for sale yet it was stolen somebody stole that that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy you know how deep you're going when you get three screens popped open they're all on porn yeah three different movies going at the same time plus you're playing a game in the background Do you worry about like our devices constantly listening to us at all time like Alexa's and Siri's and they definitely are oh they are really yeah that's how they work like hey Siri you know I feel like this is all inevitable I feel like this is where it's all going you know I'm I think that you could fight it off if you want and you could probably stay out of it for a really long time but ultimately we are so much less private today than we were a decade ago.

[206] And I don't think people really, really feel it yet.

[207] Because a lot of the people that are like 25 today, you guys grew up with the Internet being like this preeminent thing.

[208] Like Brian and I, when we were kids, there was nothing.

[209] And then all of a sudden it came about when we were in adulthood.

[210] And you're like, whoa, this is nuts.

[211] Like, this is all connected?

[212] Like, how the fight?

[213] And it's like the whole world is learning a whole new style.

[214] of being a person because of this connection.

[215] I mean, it's changing everything.

[216] And kids are born into that.

[217] Like, they've had it since they were born nowadays.

[218] Oh, for sure.

[219] So they're completely different people.

[220] Dude, I went down a rabbit hole the other day.

[221] I went down a rabbit hole of vegan bloggers who are mean to other vegan bloggers and claim that they're not even vegan.

[222] It was crazy.

[223] I was like, I just went down a total wrong rabbit hole.

[224] And people are accusing people of not being vegan and people are suing people.

[225] I'm like, holy shit.

[226] Like this is...

[227] Vegan lawsuits.

[228] Vegan lawsuits.

[229] Yeah, defamatory lawsuits.

[230] People talking shit lawsuits.

[231] I'm like, whew.

[232] Man, you can go down a rabbit hole, right?

[233] You know?

[234] That's never been the case before.

[235] Before you get into a good book, you know, you go, this book is shit, man, I can't put it down.

[236] It's a page turner.

[237] But you could never, like, just go from subject.

[238] subject instantaneously, your stupid little brain, just suck it up all the fucking motorcycle accidents and coyote attacks and just, there's never been a person like us in terms of like the person with that kind of access to information.

[239] We're the first generation ever.

[240] Like there's never been anyone before us.

[241] We're all figuring out as we go along.

[242] It's like we're at the library nonstop, at the card catalog, looking up stuff, doing research papers, you know, nonstop.

[243] Non -stop.

[244] On everything.

[245] Non -stop.

[246] On everything.

[247] Yeah.

[248] You know, and then you got all your factions.

[249] You know, people group up.

[250] They group out.

[251] You know, white supremacist factions.

[252] You got flat -earth factions.

[253] You got, I mean, you got giant groups of people who chunk up together, and they all, like, share memes, and they make fun of everybody else.

[254] I saw one online.

[255] It was a flat -earth guy.

[256] calling all people who believe the Earth is around globeheads and it was like there's like what is this and there's a whole series of them there's like hundreds of them dude where people are mocking the idea that the earth is around you can fucking find anything online man anything any any weird group you can find them have you seen it I typed it in Google and there's just like the first three things or videos like another globehead theory debunked Eddie Bravo pissed off Dude I fucking love those people now I used to get upset at them Now I love them My parents were globeheads not anymore They burn the house down Because the parents think the world is around This is the meme It's a child standing in front With a smile standing in front of a burning house It says my parents were globeheads Not anymore So this is my point is it's the same thing It's all the same kind of mental illness that drags you into this group, hook, line, and sinker if the group doesn't make any sense, if it's, you know, vegan bloggers trying to take out other vegan bloggers or whether it's this idea that the world is round and that the people think the world is round should have their houses burnt down.

[257] Little kids should be smiling, even though it's their parents.

[258] Like, what?

[259] This is so crazy.

[260] What's the, like, I haven't talked to too many flat earthers, but, But, you know, Kevin Pereira, he attached a GoPro camera to a weather balloon one time, or a few times.

[261] And when it goes up to a certain point, it's around Earth that the camera's showing.

[262] Well, Kevin Pereira is a globalist shill.

[263] You don't know shit, man. Eddie does believe in that, right?

[264] He says he doesn't.

[265] Well, he doesn't say he does.

[266] He doesn't know about that one.

[267] He keeps an open mind with everything.

[268] That's good.

[269] yeah i don't think he's actually saying it maybe he's maybe he's not saying it to me but um i think it's fun for people too i think there's that it's fun to think that it's fun to think it's fun to and it's really it's fun to say you don't know and you're right i don't know there's a lot i don't know that's the reality i mean that's the one thing that like if you're talking to flat earth people and you say why are you so confident that the world is around like you got a good point I'm not doing any experiments.

[270] I've never really looked at the data.

[271] I've looked at all those satellite images, though, and I would assume that all those people who are making maps and flying transcontinental flights, pilots, people who make satellites, people who have actually been to space, I would assume they're not all in cahoots.

[272] I mean, but I don't know.

[273] Might be the biggest hoax of all times.

[274] Could you imagine if we're really living in some, I'm like, what was that Jim Carrey movie?

[275] Truman Show.

[276] Truman Show, yes.

[277] We're really living in some bizarre simulation, and we are in a dome, and we've been just tricked with some fake numbers and science and images.

[278] I continue to think that more and more to the point where that's my religion, where people, or that's my flat earth.

[279] It's getting so weird, the older you get, how much I believe in that kind of shit now.

[280] Like a simulation type thing?

[281] I think there's probably, I think we probably, have a deeper connection that we can't measure and that's one of the reasons why it seems like things could be fake.

[282] I think we have a connection that's changing too.

[283] I think our connection with our reality, not just because of information and technology that allows you to call each other and stuff like that.

[284] I think the information that we're getting is allowing us to like almost like go through the world in a different way.

[285] And things are sinking up more and more with a lot of people.

[286] I hear that all the time.

[287] It sounds like total horseshit, though.

[288] But I wonder, I mean, like, what is the placebo effect, right?

[289] What is that?

[290] Tricking your brain into something that's not there, right?

[291] Yeah, well, you trick your body into thinking that it took medicine and your body heals itself, right?

[292] What the fuck is that?

[293] So there's some tricks?

[294] There's some tricks.

[295] It doesn't even happen with, like, medicine, dude, music and, wearing certain uniforms like get you pumped up sports and shit totally the music's a perfect example right there's songs that there's songs that I hear when I'm working out and I fucking work out harder like they give me like yeah more fucking more pep more energy and then there's a lot of fucking movies that do that to you right like I saw Rocky when I was a little kid I ran around the block I drank raw eggs I did the whole thing because I was just like was so pumped up, that movie literally gives you energy.

[296] I think every kid ate raw eggs when that movie came out.

[297] I remember doing it with my friend.

[298] Fuck, yeah.

[299] And then there's glitches in a simulation, like, you know, like, deja vu, and then like or when you're walking down a sidewalk, and you know how you just walk, people walk next to you, like no big thing, but then there's that one guy where you try to go left, he's going left, you're going right, and you're just like, why did we just sink up here?

[300] Like, what the fuck happened there?

[301] The randomness of it all, man. It made me think of this.

[302] I just saw this article recently came out.

[303] There was a study about why music gives you goosebumps.

[304] Some scientists studied 10 people that claim that they get chills when they hear certain songs or certain things happen and whatnot.

[305] What does it say?

[306] They did brain scans on them.

[307] And what they found out is that their auditory cortex, which is, they have fibers in their auditory cortex that are stronger, I guess, whatever that's stronger is, than people who don't feel that, which leads to a stronger emotion reactions.

[308] so they think that it can be used to treat people with depression to get them to bring up feelings that they might not be able to access otherwise.

[309] It's obviously just a new study, and it's lots of theory and whatnot, but it's super interesting, right here's another interesting way to look at it.

[310] What is it about a song that gets you like that, that gives you that energy?

[311] And part of it is like the novelty of hearing the song, not meaning that you don't want to know what the song is about, But you can't hear it too many times, or it loses its impact, you know?

[312] Like, after a while, a song becomes, like, flat if you hear it too many times in a row.

[313] I've tried to notice when it happens to me, and it more often than not is from a live performance.

[314] And I think I'm feeling the emotion, the person singing it has a little bit.

[315] And I, like, I've noticed it's more often, like, on a real live or that person's first time on TV.

[316] One of those kinds of things that happens more than just, like, listen to the radio.

[317] It could probably get annoying, too, if you heard it over and over and over, radio kills music oh for a lot yeah you remember do you remember back in the day when you would hear a song over and over again and you'd be like what the fuck this song again it's actually get annoyed if you go to any any any local radio station turn on a rock's channel you know you're going to hear like one of three songs in an hour at least like one metallic a song the inner sandman's going to come on once has to come on yeah no shit right boy that's a fucking tough gig because those guys like no the DJs never got like the freedom anymore to go loose that's just to roll up with a bunch of records to start playing some shit that they like that's what they used to do right correct me if I'm wrong yeah but they always had program managers right so the program manager would influence what they would put on a little bit for sure do I remember when they would play a record you could hear the record skip sometimes like sometimes sometimes it would skip though And they would have to, like, go back and, like, we're sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen.

[318] Like, some fucking dude is not paying attention, and he's off in the restroom or something like that, or getting a cup of coffee while the song's playing, and he doesn't realize that it's been skipping.

[319] That happened all the time back in the day.

[320] There's a local DJ here in Los Angeles that does that.

[321] He plays records, and he's, like, a real DJ.

[322] He's, like, one of the last guys, I think.

[323] I mean, it's been, like, a year since I've listened to the radio, but he used to be really cool, and you could hear the static of the record, and it was cool.

[324] I don't remember what channel that was Do you remember that Christian Slater movie Or Christian Slater was Pop the volume He had like a pirate radio station And they were trying to get him And the government was chasing him It was very Almost like Smoky and the bandit -esque It was so stupid The way they're chasing him Like they're trying to get him Because he's broadcasting And you can't do that You know It's like he's wild And he's good looking And you know he's rebellious Wasn't he supposed to be in high school too Yeah yeah something like that That was the weird part.

[325] That was one of my favorite movies growing up.

[326] I don't know what you're talking about.

[327] That was a great movie.

[328] It was a great movie.

[329] Dude at the time, it was a great movie, for sure.

[330] Well, I'm just saying, like, how weird was it?

[331] Like, back then, if you had, like, a pirate radio station, you were a rebel.

[332] People would be out there in the woods listening.

[333] He'd like, hey, if you're hearing me out there, you're still alive.

[334] And if you're still alive, you could still kick some ass.

[335] You're like, if he'd be giving these fucking corny, pump him up speeches to all the young kids, they'd be like, yeah, we got our.

[336] We got to rise again.

[337] All the old people were retarded.

[338] All the, none of the old people made any sense.

[339] It was the young people that knew that everything was wrong in the system, man. It's like pre -internet, man. Oh, yeah.

[340] Dude, you had a cordless phone, though.

[341] That's cool.

[342] I like Christian Slater.

[343] Big fan.

[344] Yeah, that was pre -internet, man. That was pre -fucking internet.

[345] I forget the movie I watched the other day.

[346] And there was no internet.

[347] And there was no cell phones.

[348] and it's you forgot there's like a part of you forgets that because there's like so many scenes where the guy's like I need to contact Mary I need to find her right and then you're like why don't just pull out your cell phone asshole oh wait there is no cell phones here yeah when you need to find someone you had to go look for them you had to like run around and yell people yell a lot bobby call places dude Italians I remember very clearly when I was a kid especially like in like the real Italian neighborhoods on the East Coast People would scream out for people in the street.

[349] They would just scream, Donnie!

[350] Hey, Donnie!

[351] They would just be yelling at the top of their lungs.

[352] It was so crazy.

[353] People always did that.

[354] And then people got answering machines.

[355] That was a big one.

[356] Do you remember answering machines?

[357] Oh, yeah.

[358] I still have one of mine.

[359] I would love to hear the messages on that.

[360] Those were crazy.

[361] You always had to have the best outgoing message.

[362] So, like, you put some music behind it, Or you pick, like, favorite Saturday Night Live skit in the back or...

[363] Yeah.

[364] Or, like, if you're real creative, you have, like, Tony Montana.

[365] Say hello to my little friend.

[366] Yeah.

[367] Mine was the Cheech and Chung parrot at one time, the one that's like, hello, hello, or whatever.

[368] I forget that.

[369] Yeah, there was always a lot of people trying real hard to be creative.

[370] That was like your first social media profile.

[371] Oh, wow.

[372] Damn.

[373] It was.

[374] And it turned into, like, the instant messenger away message, which is...

[375] Yeah.

[376] Yeah, almost a status update.

[377] And then it was the grossest thing ever invented ringback tones.

[378] Remember the Verizon ringback tones?

[379] Oh, yeah.

[380] Yeah, you used to be, call people up.

[381] Sometimes you still call people up and they'll play a song.

[382] I guess they still have it probably.

[383] Dana Wright used to have King of Rock.

[384] You call on, I'm the King of Rock.

[385] There is none higher.

[386] My favorite is when you had...

[387] That's a good move.

[388] You had for like a year.

[389] Run DMC.

[390] You had for a year.

[391] I am beautiful.

[392] Oh, that beautiful song.

[393] Christina Aguilera.

[394] No matter what they say Words can bring me down And we would just be in like a normal conversation With like adults And then suddenly that thing would just blare out I always love that song Good tune It's a good song I like sometimes I like things And I don't like that I feel pressure And not like them You know?

[395] I'm like why How come I can't like that song?

[396] It's a beautiful song Is it too girly?

[397] Is that what it is?

[398] That's what's going on?

[399] A lot of prejudice.

[400] That's how I feel with Taylor Swift.

[401] I was blaring her new song the other day, and I was at a red light.

[402] I was like, God damn, I got to roll up my windows.

[403] You go, boy.

[404] Sing that shit.

[405] Who gives a fuck?

[406] It's weird.

[407] You've got to be scared to sing things out.

[408] I was playing that one to see a song in here after you left one day, and you came back in like, what the fuck do you do?

[409] You panicked.

[410] This song's tight.

[411] It's awesome.

[412] It's tight.

[413] Tight.

[414] It's new.

[415] Hashtack black Twitter.

[416] It's the hot shit.

[417] Yeah, man, I like a lot of shit that I probably shouldn't like.

[418] What's your biggest, latest, guiltiest, pleasure -ish?

[419] I like Taylor Swift.

[420] Yeah.

[421] I like her music.

[422] I like...

[423] So your team Taylor night?

[424] I like Justin Bieber.

[425] I like his voice.

[426] He's got a beautiful voice.

[427] A couple of his songs are all right.

[428] That kid can sing his fucking ass off.

[429] I heard some people are...

[430] If you're into that kind of music?

[431] They're upset right now because Justin Timberlake is rumored or he's going to be doing vocals on the new Foo Fighters album.

[432] but he's just doing like some background you won't even know it's him but his name made it out in a blog post or something that guy's not going to do this is Timberlake he's a smart guy he's not going to do anything stupid if he does do that he's going to smash it he wouldn't do it if he didn't think he could smash it yeah he'll just smash it yeah he's great I don't know why people shit on him he's like one of the best most talented people too handsome too tall too pretty too rich he dances around he's too good at dancing don't like it do not like it yeah guys don't like some handsome fellow who dances real good and sings his ass off fuck that so people are hating he just gets all the poison oh he dances fucking dancer can't like dancing too much if you're a dude but it's that same thing the same reason why you're not supposed to like that I am beautiful song it's a goddamn beautiful song but you know People prefer you to be like, you know, enter Sandman, which is great too.

[433] It's a balance in this life, right?

[434] You want a little Ozzy Osbourne.

[435] Every now and then you want a little Shell Crow.

[436] I like a little Sheryl Crow.

[437] I'm hollow notes all day.

[438] I can't get enough of hollow notes.

[439] I can't go for that.

[440] Get it?

[441] I got you.

[442] I got you.

[443] I got you.

[444] I can't go for that.

[445] No. No can do.

[446] Hall of notes.

[447] Old school son.

[448] Oh, yeah.

[449] If you want to hear one of the best versions, like there's a band called Bird in the Bee.

[450] They're a local band, a woman singer, and they covered all the greatest hits.

[451] And, man, her voice is so amazing.

[452] And she just brought, like, life to, like, those old songs.

[453] Like, I just, I can't.

[454] What's her name?

[455] It's called Bird in the Bee.

[456] Bird in the Bee.

[457] And it's Hall & Oates Greatest Hits or something like that.

[458] I highly recommend that.

[459] It's on Spotify.

[460] Damn, son.

[461] Yeah.

[462] They were great.

[463] That was a, there was a lot of those bands, that was like 70s music, right?

[464] Mm -hmm.

[465] Was that 70s, 80s?

[466] Kind of 80sish, more 80s.

[467] Remember man -eater?

[468] Whoa, here she comes.

[469] Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.

[470] She's a man eater.

[471] Yeah, they are.

[472] Whenever you can get that sultry side look, listen, bitch, you knew the camera was on.

[473] Why are you looking at me sideways?

[474] Look right at me. That's a weird look, bro.

[475] You're going to hit me. Hey, let's work this.

[476] out.

[477] Don't hit me. That's like a dude who's hauling back with his right hand about to punch you.

[478] Why are you looking at me like this?

[479] Sexy.

[480] Like look at me. Look at me, bro.

[481] Oh, God.

[482] That's not even as extremes when he's doing.

[483] He's doing it more like this.

[484] That's tight.

[485] That's like you might be able to take my back, bro.

[486] I love how the fashion is now the fashion that we are dealing with right now.

[487] It's coming back, son.

[488] Yeah, that looks like Josh Martin on the left there wearing his little leopard shirt.

[489] Yeah, Josh Martin is like the pinnacle of fashion for these young kids.

[490] This is my litmus test.

[491] I find out what's going on the world.

[492] I'm like, are those the new Yeezies?

[493] He goes, yeah, I go, yuck.

[494] I hate those Yeezies.

[495] I don't get it.

[496] You still into those stupid things?

[497] He loves them.

[498] I have enough of them.

[499] I will say that.

[500] They need to change it up a little bit.

[501] They've been running this model down for three years.

[502] One day, history will not be kind to you.

[503] Yeah.

[504] You know, all he did is he went to Korea and found one designer and he's like, hey, I want that.

[505] He also spent, whatever.

[506] I don't want to get into all this, but he spent some time working.

[507] as an intern.

[508] Yeah, I don't think you should deny what he's accomplished.

[509] When it comes to Mr. Yeezy, I just don't enjoy what they look like.

[510] I don't like his tilted stage.

[511] I just don't like what they look like.

[512] They're comfortable as all hell.

[513] I bet they are.

[514] I bet they are.

[515] Maybe not.

[516] If it is half what it's about, yeah, I think half of it is about to have Yeezies.

[517] Well, oh, you mean the Yeezysys.

[518] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[519] Half of it is the name.

[520] 95 % of the easy shit.

[521] Yeah, yeah.

[522] There's more comfortable shoes out there.

[523] Oh, for sure.

[524] It's also like a Rolex.

[525] Why would you get a Rolex when you could have a movement watch?

[526] You know what I mean?

[527] Or any other watch.

[528] It's a $25 ,000 watch or $200 watch.

[529] Exactly.

[530] It still tells time.

[531] It's some sort of arm candy, you know?

[532] Yeah.

[533] It's like a foot candy.

[534] A bracelet.

[535] Yeah, it's jewelry.

[536] It's just, it's watch jewelry.

[537] Like those watches that Floyd Mayweather has, those crazy watches, hit that half a million dollar watch that he had that's arm jewelry that's not really a watch like you're not trying to this watch costs like 150 bucks that's a cool watch what kind of is that cassio cassio you know every time i wear a watch i just prince what's freddie mercury little arm brace look at i was sure i was pulling this up i just saw what is it this is the new guy that's going to play print freddie mercury in the biopic this is the guy from mr robot that oh wow damn rami malick oh my god it is him He looks amazing.

[538] Yeah, it's great.

[539] Looks just like them.

[540] That song, Dragon Attack, the Queen's song Dragon Attack.

[541] You know that song?

[542] That's my Freeze song.

[543] That's my song when I go into Freeze.

[544] I just listen to Dragon Attack.

[545] Have you made yourself to the Mac, gotten to your max, like you're not allowed to go any higher longer in the freeze thing?

[546] Is that how it starts?

[547] They don't really like you going in more than three minutes.

[548] Right.

[549] Three minutes is pretty much the max.

[550] So I go in three minutes, then I wait out for ten minutes, and then I go in for another three minutes.

[551] Damn, animal.

[552] It feels good.

[553] You get out of there You feel so good Like when you pee Does it come out Like a slushy Is it a little ice here?

[554] Something different Does it do anything different?

[555] No it does Is it makes your body produce a lot of Anti -inflammatories Like heat Cold shock proteins It called cytokines Your body produces And when it freaks the fuck out And thinks it's gonna die It's kind of so cold Oh dude If you feel amazing It really feels amazing When you come out of there Like you feel like Dr. Ronda Patrick explained it scientifically when she did a podcast about it, and she was talking about the increased anti -inflammatory markers in the blood, I think it was, and the other thing was that your norepinephrine, I think that's how you say it, brain chemicals spike, and it's a lot of it is just dealing with the fact that your body's been thrust into this insane environment.

[556] I guess there's way, I mean, it's like, you know, we were talking about the placebo.

[557] effect, right?

[558] Like, there's a way through just thinking about something, you can get your mind to operate in a way where it fixes your body, right?

[559] And that there's sort of something similar to, in this respect, that like your brain and your thoughts for something like a placebo effect or something like really trying to, really trying to figure out how you interface with stuff.

[560] I think, I really do think that there's more to, like, how we go, like this idea that, like, there's a simulation theory that you keep bringing up, a lot of people keep bringing up.

[561] I think we interface with reality different than we ever did before, just slightly different, just slightly.

[562] I think that, like, all the different ways you can hack your system, whether it's through, like, cold shock proteins from doing that or heat shock proteins from doing a sauna, or even, you know, even placebo effects like it might be good to get tricked it might be like that's like probably like half of the reason why religion does a lot of people good because if you fucking believe if you really believe that Jesus is real and you read all the the tenets of the Bible and you go wow this is fucking what a great way to live your life like whoa you get almost like a bit of a placebo effect and you could say look it works it's real and it's like the same way you could say sugar pills are real right if the you give a guy a placebo sugar It does nothing, really, but all of a sudden it fixes what I am on the ad.

[563] It's all connected, man. We can do shit with our brains, and we can do shit with our bodies.

[564] That Wim Hof guy's living proof of that.

[565] You ever pay attention to him?

[566] No. Dude, I've had him on a couple times.

[567] You've got to check out his shitty.

[568] This guy does marathons in his underwear.

[569] He runs to the top of Everest in a pair of shorts with ice, like, flip -flops on.

[570] has like sandals on i'm not bullshit what the fuck summits everst he says it's easy wow yeah he does like he runs barefoot in the snow he does marathons and all just by controlling his breathing and controlling his mind it's a real freak man fascinating cat was like a yoga teacher most of his life went through a bunch of hardships and really uh started realizing that by jumping in cold water and controlling his breathing.

[571] Like, he really sort of changed his reality.

[572] And he does it all the time.

[573] This guy goes into glacial waters.

[574] So, wait, isn't, like, frostbite and, like, physical things real?

[575] Yeah, I think it is.

[576] But I think your body, first of all, develops tolerances for stuff.

[577] And I noticed that just from doing the cryo chamber.

[578] Like, if I don't do it for a few, look at him out there doing yoga barefoot in the snow on the top of a fucking mountain.

[579] Is there a more badass photo ever?

[580] taken look at that's pretty sweet that's amazing but like a what about hypothermia and all that crazy this is what I'm saying I think your body I think your body adapts because when you do if you do like cryotherapy and you've never done it before the first time you do it you're like holy shit like first time they do it they won't let you do more than a minute and a half they want you to go oh my god like what is this and if you take some time off and you get back in there like if you haven't gone in a few months then you go back in there you do feel way cold.

[581] But if I go like three days in a row, I can just get right in there and stand there.

[582] And it doesn't even freak me out.

[583] It doesn't, I just, I'm just used to it.

[584] I know what it is.

[585] My body's adapted to it.

[586] My bodies are accustomed to it.

[587] Now imagine like how people who live that are living in like northeast Alaska or, you know, like living in places where they hunt seals and shit.

[588] The Inuits, they don't even get frostbite, man. Like their hands can be out and exposed and ridiculous cold.

[589] They just don't.

[590] They don't get the same sort of issues with it that we do.

[591] Like, their bodies have adapted.

[592] It's weird.

[593] It's fuck.

[594] I think your mind can make your body do a lot of shit it doesn't want to do.

[595] And your mind can do it by forcing yourself into extreme physical conditions, like a cryo chamber or like a sauna.

[596] Sona is amazing for you, apparently.

[597] What that Ronda Patrick lady was saying, that Ronda Patrick lady, Dr. Ronda Patrick was saying, was that there is a 40 % decrease in mortality across all causes from everything that gets like heart attacks, strokes, cancer, 40 % decrease in mortality across everything just from doing sauna like four times a week.

[598] Apparently it's just fucking phenomenal for your body.

[599] Just sit there and just heat up and it just fires your system up.

[600] You know, all those heat shock proteins.

[601] They just act as an anti -inflammatory for your body or just sit.

[602] joints feel better things move better so you get out of there too and you cool off and you feel way better it's just i think there's a bunch of resources like that that we don't take advantage of enough i think everybody should be sauning all the time i'm just traumatized for him being a child and going with my dad and seeing all those dicks and balls every yeah you shouldn't have looked he told you not to look you shouldn't have looked you know i think um there's a lot of negative connotation towards sauna in MMA because a lot of people think of a sauna as like a place where people go to cut weight, like a real painful process to cut weight so they can make a weight class.

[603] Which is true, they do use it for that.

[604] But that's not the only use for the sauna.

[605] Like you shouldn't just be using the sauna for that.

[606] You should be using the sauna for health.

[607] We should use it all the time.

[608] I think it's a gigantic important step in like body maintenance.

[609] It's like a bunch of shit you have to do for body maintenance I think that's one Has there been any news updates on the John Jones situation?

[610] No, I haven't heard nothing That's so disappointing So makes me sad Red Band Insights on this one Yeah, that's right, you call the dick pills I would just like to say it for the record Brian Redband completely called the dick pill thing If I paraphrase you were like, let me say he parties He does coke He probably took some dick pills And I was like, what?

[611] Jesus Christ, it made so much sense.

[612] It was like, it was there right along the whole time.

[613] I just remember the FDA .gov had like, you know, breakdowns of certain, like, rhino dick pills at gas stations and a lot of them had steroid -type things in them.

[614] And it's fuck up.

[615] He's so crazy.

[616] He was taking that stuff.

[617] He probably still taking him.

[618] Well, now I bet he would.

[619] I mean, now, now he's like, fuck it.

[620] I'll just take everything.

[621] You could get addicted to him.

[622] I was addicted to him for a while.

[623] I don't know why.

[624] I don't think he's addicted to it.

[625] The new thing that he tested positive for has nothing to do with that.

[626] They said the new thing that he tested positive for is a steroid that they only test for in urine.

[627] And according to Chale -Sunnan, it's like a very, it's not a very common steroid, and it's actually kind of old school.

[628] It's like something they used to do a long time ago.

[629] So his thought was that if somebody is getting him to do that, if that's not a tainted supplement, if someone's getting him to do that, that person, and knows their shit.

[630] Like, that's some sneaky steroids.

[631] Wow.

[632] Yeah, and he said it's usually combined with other things.

[633] That's so unfortunate, man. I don't know if it's true.

[634] Right.

[635] He could have got sabotaged.

[636] What's he saying?

[637] Is he saying...

[638] No one's saying anything.

[639] There's no official statement, I don't think.

[640] Like, because I think they're trying to test other samples.

[641] They tested a blood sample, and then they released the results of the blood sample.

[642] They always do a blood and a urine.

[643] The blood sample was negative, but the blood sample didn't test for that stuff.

[644] So I don't you know you could speculate all day long.

[645] I'm sure as the facts come in we'll get a better understanding of it But it would be the most disappointing thing ever if someone spiked his shit It'd almost be less disappointing if he took something and got caught than it would be if somebody tainted him That's why I'm saying it like he knows his past.

[646] It just seems ridiculous to think that he would even try Even if it's old school or stuff they barely tested it seems like why would he even risk that because he already went through that Right, but being a cage fighter is a ridiculous way to make a living.

[647] And people who are cage fighters, especially like elite level, like a guy like John Jones, he's, that guy has like probably a belief in himself that you and I will never understand.

[648] And completely impulsive in like what he decides.

[649] So he's why?

[650] He's a wild motherfucker.

[651] That's why he's so good.

[652] Because he's smart and he's wild.

[653] like he'll take he's like legitimately wild he's wild chances like i always talk about like when he fought shogun for the title when he fought shogun for the title he opened up the fight with a flying knee that was the first thing he did fighting a legend fighting a ufc light heavyweight champion i mean he's he was crazy talented and still is right he's only 30 but he's a wild man and wild men sometimes do shit that they don't even know why they're why they're doing it they're just doing it you know And if you're a guy that's that powerful, as a guy like John Jones, like, try controlling him.

[654] Good luck.

[655] Good luck telling him he can't go out.

[656] Good luck telling him what he's got to do.

[657] You know, it's one of the things about him in the past is that he hasn't trained hard for fights.

[658] And they were way harder fights than they should have been probably because he really wasn't in shape.

[659] And everyone around him kind of knew it, but he was that good that he could fight world -class title challengers and beat them in five -round fights without really training.

[660] Like, that's how goddamn good that guy.

[661] So you and I, we don't know how his brain even works.

[662] So who knows what the fuck happened?

[663] I hope he didn't do something.

[664] But then again, that means that one of two things happened.

[665] Either he took a tainted supplement, which is after a while almost becomes a joke.

[666] Right.

[667] Like people keep saying that.

[668] Hey, stop taking supplements.

[669] Or even worse, had someone spiked him.

[670] Yeah, the spiking thing, because it would seem like a...

[671] That would be crazy.

[672] That would be crazy.

[673] You could do that to somebody, though, for sure.

[674] I mean, if somebody is around someone with nefarious intentions or someone's around someone who's resentful and you're in some sort of pro -fight camp and someone just decides fuck this guy and just dump some stuff on your chicken.

[675] Steroid cream and your hand cream?

[676] I think there's things they could do to get it into your system.

[677] You probably wouldn't even know what you...

[678] The test that came up, nay, positive, I guess is the one that happened, right?

[679] It was after the way in, right?

[680] Yes.

[681] And so you're in test.

[682] He wasn't tested at any time before that?

[683] I'm sure he was.

[684] They were tested multiple times in camp.

[685] So wouldn't it have probably come up then?

[686] Not necessarily.

[687] Because it's really like, well, if, you know, I don't know like what kind of time period they tested them in.

[688] And I don't know what kind of half -life this stuff has.

[689] Because apparently Chale Sundan was telling Brendan Chob that it gets out of your system quite quick.

[690] And that's one of the things that guys like about it apparently.

[691] that you could do it and it gets out of your system really quick.

[692] You would have to find out, like, how much time do they usually have in between visits by Usada?

[693] And what are the odds they're going to get busted?

[694] Like, how many times during camp are they willing to roll the dice?

[695] Say if they have a 24 or 48 -hour acting steroid, how many times can you roll the dice?

[696] Usada visited you three times.

[697] You got to roll the dice this week?

[698] Roll it.

[699] Come on, I want to have a hard workout Thursday.

[700] Fuck it.

[701] Let's roll the dice.

[702] You roll the dice.

[703] 27 hours, no USADA.

[704] 28, you wake up in the whole night, sweating, 30 hours.

[705] No, you know if they come, you know if they come, your fucking career's over, and they take away millions of dollars.

[706] 40 hours, you're peeing.

[707] Oh, no USADA.

[708] The next day, Usada.

[709] Oh, you start thinking, 52 hours, how many is that?

[710] How many hours is that?

[711] How many has it been?

[712] 48, 40, 9, 50, 51, 53 hours.

[713] 53 hours.

[714] It's got to be gone, right?

[715] It's got to all be gone.

[716] And you give them that piss, just wondering whether it's in there.

[717] And I'm sure there's stuff that you can take that supposedly washes it out faster, like any kind of drug tests.

[718] You know, like weed tests, I remember, I think it was like cranberry juice or something.

[719] You just constantly drank.

[720] There's certain diuretics, for sure.

[721] Certain diuretics can mask steroids.

[722] It's one of the reasons why they're illegal.

[723] I'm looking at this article that came out about an hour ago, it looks like, on Bloody Elbow.

[724] That's not like any updated news or anything really.

[725] It's a PED expert who's known in the track and field world as known for support.

[726] applying performance and enhancing drugs to them.

[727] His name is Angel Hernandez, also known as Memo.

[728] Not that that matters a whole lot, but if anybody knows him.

[729] What, Angel Heredia, Heredia, Hernandez.

[730] But Angel Heredia, is that the same guy that used to train Manny Pack, you know?

[731] Or no. Who the fuck did?

[732] There was a guy that was like a really popular, goddamn, and I know I got his name wrong.

[733] Strength and Conditioning Coach.

[734] He's saying that the test that they do tests for six different.

[735] particular metabolites and one of those can last up to seven weeks and then skip down to here he says that one of those metabolites can look like the same structure as the Taranabal and it may or may not it doesn't mean that it's not Taranabal or whatever but it could be from a bad supplement that he took during a training period that lasted in his system and ended up looking like it.

[736] Ooh, interesting.

[737] Listen to this quote.

[738] Listen to this quote.

[739] If he would have been using way before then, he eventually would have been positive on the 21 -day testing before the fight, but he was negative.

[740] Then he came out positive, frankly, the testing itself.

[741] It lacks of credibility for a lot of reasons.

[742] We could go on and on, and I could be very specific in terms of chemistry, but I don't want to mislead the people that listen.

[743] It's just the fact that they're detecting six different metabolites, and one of them stays there longer than seven weeks.

[744] But the most intriguing part is that some of those metabolites to not really confirmed that they are actually coming from that.

[745] How do you say that?

[746] Turinibol?

[747] Turinibol structure.

[748] All right.

[749] But Usada, who's doing this?

[750] They know what the fuck they're doing.

[751] And they're not going to come out with a result unless they're super sure that that's what they're tested positive for.

[752] I don't know if this guy's right.

[753] That's what I don't know here.

[754] He's just sort of speculating.

[755] I would imagine.

[756] I don't know if he wasn't there either.

[757] I talk to Jeff Novitsky, off state, I mean, off mic, on mic, I talked to him around the arena.

[758] He's about as honest as it comes when it comes to, like, handling these situations with these athletes.

[759] They're catching people.

[760] And the people they're catching, we're using.

[761] There's, you know, the way they're doing it is very thorough.

[762] The way they're handling it is very thorough.

[763] And there hasn't been anybody with a credible story that came forth that didn't have something in their system.

[764] that they weren't supposed to have in their system.

[765] We haven't had a case of that yet, as far as I know.

[766] I think almost all cases have been either tainted supplements or someone getting caught, whether it's taking a diuretic or someone getting caught, taking a steroid.

[767] There's a lot going on like that.

[768] And he's got, you know, they have a team of people that are just constantly checking people that might be cheating.

[769] I guess you have to also say it's where there's smoke, there's fire.

[770] How many fighters never have a steroid, you know, in a, You know, there's a few, you know, like, BJ Penn, I'm sure there's, you know, I used to think it would be John Fitch, but then John Fitch tested positive.

[771] He was, but he was getting older and he was fighting in the World Series of fighting wasn't in the UFC anymore.

[772] And, you know, he might have been dealing with some serious injuries, need to pay his bills through fighting.

[773] Like, I don't begrudge anybody, especially when they're not even in the UFC.

[774] And the testing that they do in a lot of these organizations is like, there's a lot of organizations that have guys that are pretty much openly using and what they do is they have these guys fight on like Indian reservations or fighting weird states that have an athletic commission that doesn't really adhere to the rules or it doesn't have to and it's not very strict but what especially the Indian reservation thing Native American reservations they do whatever the fuck they want man they're a country inside our country but USADA they look up your ass man they look up your ass they come get you they come get you and they wake you up hey man hey how you doing hey i'm gonna look at your dick and i'm gonna watch piss come out of your dick and it's gonna go in this cup and then you can go back to sleep it's uh it's no joke and uh to see a guy like john with just spectacular just spectacular comeback fight you know i mean like a phoenix he rises from the ashes he gave this really classy post fight speech he won by just overwhelming devastation.

[775] I mean, it was a beautiful combination with the left high kick.

[776] Then a series of shots, Daniel goes down, he just beats him unconscious in a spectacular performance.

[777] And then to find out that it's tainted by some fucking gross steroid that were sneaking in.

[778] It's either that or, again, the other one, which is almost equally gross, that somebody gave it to him like somebody gave him some hey man hey champ have some uh have this gatorade champ you know hey champ i got you a gatorade champ crack you know and they're very accessible these fighters you know they're you know they're just going to the gyms like you go to a lot of times if you're not fighting john he's a great guy yeah he's a great guy great guy people love him um i think that uh we don't know you know it just makes me sad it makes me sad But one day, you know, one day they'll have it eradicated, but by then I think there's going to be some new methods.

[779] I think they're going to have genetic methods.

[780] That's the next one.

[781] They're pretty, not pretty close, but they're pretty close to being able to alter embryos and to be able to change, like, genes in people, maybe even shut off dangerous genes, like genes for Alzheimer's and different diseases that people have.

[782] they might be able to literally create the tools to edit that in the embryotic stage.

[783] This is something called CRISPR.

[784] And that's one of the things that they're using to alter genes.

[785] It's like start C -R -I -S -P -R, I think it is.

[786] Did you see the video of someone used it to make, like, neon green beer or something like that?

[787] They use CRISPR to make neon green beer?

[788] Would they use, like, so they did something to the wheat?

[789] Awesome.

[790] They made a new color chocolate.

[791] The first time in like a hundred years, they made a new chocolate.

[792] Oh, we're fucking around with nature.

[793] Yeah.

[794] That's why Hurricane Irma is going to eat Florida.

[795] They also recently took the West Nile virus and pumped it into rats, and it killed cancer, which is crazy.

[796] So you're taking one crazy thing and killing another crazy thing with it.

[797] What?

[798] The West Nile virus cures cancer.

[799] Yeah.

[800] In mice or whatever.

[801] Yeah, that's the thing.

[802] There's a lot of shit that we eat that animals can't even touch or they die.

[803] This biohacker, what does it say again?

[804] Wants to spur a genetic engineering revolution with glowing beer.

[805] Oh, that seems healthy.

[806] Like, I'm worried about aspatame.

[807] Genetically engineered yeast.

[808] Imagine how bad your pee smells.

[809] Like, think about how bad your pee smells when you eat asparagus.

[810] Cutting -edge genetic engineering technique.

[811] Crispur.

[812] Yeah.

[813] Wow.

[814] That's how they did it.

[815] That's insane.

[816] That's insane He sells the kits too apparently That is so crazy You can buy a kit To genetically engineer Through CRISPR Your wheat to glow It's pretty badass That's insane It's got to be bad for you It's totally got to be bad for you Or good I'm waiting for one of these fucking problems that we have To turn us into superheroes Because that was what we always saw In the comic books Right Every time there was a nuclear spill Dude came out of it With X -ray vision And right?

[817] But the government also immediately found the guy and took him and hit him and did tests on them so the public wouldn't be scared.

[818] Tried to, bro.

[819] Tried to.

[820] Most of the time they were free.

[821] It already happened.

[822] Autism.

[823] Now they're like some of the best like Navy coders.

[824] Oh, yeah.

[825] Well, there's without a doubt some super genius people with autism.

[826] And then there's people that are on that spectrum, you know.

[827] Autism and also Asperger's and a lot of different.

[828] disorders that allows them to like focus on stuff with laser like precision they just their brains work different there's a lot of thought to that that's like the next style of person that like we're so connected to our devices and to the internet and to this like we're going to like lose our interaction with each other and lose our emotions and that it might manifest itself through a series of like weird errors like a disease or a disorder and that disorder becomes favorable and that favorable disorder of just not really getting attached to things just focusing on your work like a drone like some sort of crazy robot number crunching robot like there's it's a hundred percent possible that if you we know there are some people like that right so if there are some people that are just super genius coders they're just zone out and can code like crazy and they're kind of on the spectrum If there's one of those That could be a thousand If there's a thousand that could be a million If there's a million They could start breeding And making a bunch of other ones like that And maybe it's something you pass on on your genes Maybe we pass on more in our genes than we know Next thing you know you got robot people Like we slowly but surely Integrate with our chips And fucking different Qualcomm chips in your brain Your phone is now a part of your body Robot people With abilities to call each other and connect online and like what if that's like what if nature's trying to engineer our humanness out of us slowly morph it change it make it more compatible to staying in front of computer screens constantly crunching numbers people's hands start growing different because everyone's holding cell phones their whole life their eyes get farther apart like chance the rapper you know what fascinates me when people have autistic kids then the kids show massive improvement from a change of diet or from cannabis, cannabis oil for a lot of kids.

[829] This is a massive improvement, stops their seizures, makes them start interacting with other kids better.

[830] I wonder if that is what, I mean, I don't think they'd know, like, a specific cause for autism or any of the spectrum disorders, right?

[831] No. I mean, I always just blame cell phones and Wi -Fi.

[832] I've also heard, well, that could be, right?

[833] I've also heard gut bacteria be blamed for a bunch of them.

[834] Wow, that's interesting.

[835] Yeah, they were saying that a lack of, of probiotics in the diet, poor gut bacteria could be blamed for certain issues and disorders that some people have.

[836] I found neurons in the gut, right?

[837] Mm -hmm.

[838] That makes, I mean, if those two things are true, that makes sense.

[839] Well, if your gut bacteria is essentially like a community, right?

[840] You have, like, a community of flora inside your stomach and the more bad stuff you put in there.

[841] And then also, like, other people would be way more susceptible than some, you know, like, just like today, there's people that can eat things and maybe have mild.

[842] allergies and then there's someone like you or I that could eat the exact same thing and have no issue with it whatsoever that's got to be the same with gut flora it's got to be the same with the I mean we're so biologically variable but if just imagine if that's just a step in a long process of people I mean like you look at like super genius autistic people we as far as we know I mean they might have existed hundreds of years ago but we don't know of them right We're just guessing this is a fairly recent thing.

[843] What if it becomes something even different in a hundred years from now?

[844] What if it's these people that know how to read each other's minds?

[845] And only they can do it.

[846] They can all read each other's minds.

[847] They can probably read our minds, but we can never read theirs.

[848] And they're just talking to each other.

[849] And we're like, hey, what are you talking about?

[850] What are you guys talking about?

[851] Like, we're going to be left behind.

[852] Like, our stupid genes, we're going to be left behind.

[853] And these people without, what if, like, war just stops?

[854] Because autistic people just have no desire to go to war They're like, nope, just rather stood around here in code You know, or whatever the next stage is Like if autism or Asperger's or any of these things Are a new thing I don't know if they are, but if they are a new thing Just imagine what another new thing could be That takes it to another place and a next level People that don't keep their VR helmets on all the time Like you're living in the real world?

[855] What's wrong with you?

[856] Well, you gotta think, man, If evolution is true, and I'm assuming it is, we used to be super primitive, right?

[857] We used to be some sort of primitive primate thing, and then there was a bunch of different versions of us, and we branched out, and we were the most successful, and we made it to today.

[858] So that means we changed.

[859] So why would we assume we're done?

[860] That's crazy.

[861] We're getting more input now than ever before, and we're assuming we're done?

[862] We're not even the same people from the 1950s.

[863] We're not.

[864] We're just we're totally different I wonder if our brains are gonna start using more Because we are or less or less But I mean we're pretty much like you know We're using our brains way more than we were 20 years ago 20 years ago Instead of like researching and reading and like reading pretty much We were just probably sitting there looking at colors you know or something It would have been way easier back then to be a con man I mean Nobody could do any research on you Yeah Well I was raised in town to town and all that, right?

[865] Raising a Buddhist monster.

[866] Eddie had the greatest fucking story about that.

[867] Eddie Bravo was taking karate or kung fu from this dude that said he had to go to China to learn from, you know, some kung fu masters.

[868] And Eddie was like so proud.

[869] He's like, wow, my instructor's like one of the greatest instructors in the world.

[870] He's going to go to China learn from some kung fu master.

[871] And then he saw him at like a supermarket or some shit.

[872] The dude's car was like parked in front.

[873] And he's like, that can't be him.

[874] He got to the, the car, he drove off.

[875] It's like, what the fuck?

[876] I thought that dude was in China.

[877] He just totally lied.

[878] Not only did he lie, but he was so stupid, he stayed around the neighborhood.

[879] Wow.

[880] He'd go on vacation for that.

[881] He just lied to his students and was pretending he was off gathering knowledge from the Masters.

[882] There was a lot of those guys, man, that had, like, fake karate classes.

[883] They had, like, fake martial arts schools.

[884] They were teaching, like, nonsense.

[885] And they would have this crazy background on the wall, you know, seven -time undefeated Marine Corps.

[886] and bare knuckle no holds bar champion they would make up a bunch of shit there's a lot of those dudes man my favorite youtube videos oh my god so many of them there's so many of them it's like the religious people like like you know people falling on the ground or getting thrown by the room by the pastor and stuff it's the same kind of shit yeah in a lot of ways but that's like the other side of the placebo effect right it's like the other side like those people when that guy does that thing and they go flying through the air and their body start shaking do you think they feel something like what do you think is going on are they just totally faking it I think it's dumb people man I think it's all dumb people I think it's low watt brains that just they're easy to trick and to believe in anything I mean look at half the world yeah for sure that's a possibility but I want to know like are they doing it are they conscious of what they're doing like are they willfully giving into this because they want the guy to like him and like he comes up to you know like oh or are they really feeling it I mean are they convincing that is it a placebo effect are they convincing themselves I think so you think so yeah I think I think like dumb people can really do a lot that we can't even fathom yeah it's like we're saying if you really believe that there is uh you know makeup but it doesn't even have to be Jesus or our gods I don't offend anybody but if you really if somebody really believed that Odin had carved his path in eternity and that his his destiny was chosen for him by the gods and he would go forth with that kind of confidence like if you really believe that Odin has carved a path for you to destiny and you really believe that like that's got to be a powerful weapon like just having that that belief there's something to that whether it's real or not it might become real because you think it's real like the placebo effect is just one little one little sliver of this weird puzzle of managing the mind and managing the way you interface with reality with people with with life itself with you know different choices that you make I don't think we understand it 100 % I don't I think we just assume that like physical acts are like all that's going on you know like he picked up that box he moved it over there Like physical acts are all that's going on.

[887] I don't think so, man. I think there's like there's some weird connection that we're all sharing that's getting closer and closer.

[888] It's getting weirder and weirder.

[889] People are getting shittier and nicer at the same time.

[890] It's happening.

[891] There's a boiling point of it.

[892] I think people are way nicer than they ever were before.

[893] You know what we use as an example?

[894] The bro hug.

[895] People didn't bro hug back in the day.

[896] They shook hands.

[897] When we were talking about that new stand -up show on Showtime, I'm dying up here.

[898] And one of things Bill Burr said, he goes, they got the handshake wrong.

[899] He was talking about it last night.

[900] He was like, he goes, they hugged.

[901] He goes, nobody hugged back then.

[902] He goes, they would do like a low five or something like that.

[903] And he's like, I was like, you're right, you're right.

[904] They didn't hug like that.

[905] They still like, they did like the knuckle thing back then, though.

[906] High fives, for sure.

[907] I still like a high five.

[908] I think high five is silly.

[909] It's fun.

[910] I like high -fiving people.

[911] What's up?

[912] I always miss people's high -fives and I feel like an idiot.

[913] Like, I'm always like...

[914] High -five to me is like fun.

[915] Like, high -five is fun.

[916] Like a handshake, you could just be just cordial and friendly, but this has got some fun to it.

[917] It's the last time you did a low -five.

[918] What's that?

[919] Man, I can't even remember.

[920] Because you've got to get a low -five back.

[921] It's a problem with a low -five.

[922] High -five is egalitarian.

[923] Everyone's equal.

[924] It's just high -five.

[925] Low -five, we have to decide.

[926] Who's hitting who?

[927] Are you hitting me?

[928] Am I hitting you?

[929] You're going to hit me first?

[930] And then I'm going to hit you back?

[931] How's this work?

[932] Okay, you go first.

[933] Ready, go.

[934] Slap, slap.

[935] Nobody does that anymore.

[936] Slap.

[937] Yeah, I haven't done that.

[938] What's up, bro?

[939] What's up?

[940] Because people figure out, we don't have to do this.

[941] We can just do this.

[942] It's better.

[943] What's up?

[944] Like, I feel happy when I give people high fives.

[945] I'm a knuckle guy, man. Just too much pink eye.

[946] Too much.

[947] Yeah, you got to wash your phone, man. I was reading this thing about cell phones.

[948] They were saying they're dirtier than half the toilets of the world.

[949] Oh, yeah.

[950] Because you never wash your phone.

[951] You touch everything.

[952] You're like, God, wash your hands.

[953] You're just touching your ass.

[954] You don't want you to pick up your phone.

[955] You're checking your Twitter.

[956] You're smudging all kinds of weird fucking biomes all over your screen.

[957] I saw, you know, like, there's butt wipes where they have like the little container where you pull the butt wipes out.

[958] Like those things.

[959] Like, you reuse them.

[960] Like, if you don't think about that around the where you're grabbing it, like, I need another one.

[961] I need another one.

[962] I got some on my finger.

[963] I need to get it.

[964] Oh, you're right.

[965] For sure that happens.

[966] Yeah.

[967] For sure.

[968] happens if you mess up yeah I just use the packs I don't even use the box anymore and you got to be careful with those things too because you don't want to get anti -bacterial butt wipes like you don't want to use anti -bacterial stuff on your body unless it's like natural stuff like that um I used to do jihitsu with this dude who got ringworm and after you got ring worm he started putting anti -bacterial soap all over his body but that killed all of his his natural skin flora and then he got it everywhere it was crazy how much did he use I mean because I use the anti -bacterial soap that like hardcore shit tree stuff you know it looks amber it looks like that stuff they extract the insects DNA out in Jurassic Park um that stuff like it stinks like you can smell the chemicals on it yeah well it's hand antibacterial soap and a lot of people like that would get like ringworm or something like that they would use that on their whole body but the problem with that stuff is it kills everything it kills all the stuff that's fighting off the ringworm too kills everything just nukes the territory.

[969] Yeah, I use tea tree for all that crap.

[970] Teetries the shit.

[971] I just hate to smell.

[972] Eucalyptus oil.

[973] There's a company called Defense Soap.

[974] Yeah.

[975] I talk about them all the time.

[976] I love it.

[977] I love it.

[978] I'm not a sponsor, but the guy's awesome.

[979] And his stuff is amazing for that.

[980] Like, keeping healthy skin floor.

[981] We just have to think of our bodies, whether it's your gut floor, your skin floor, all that stuff.

[982] You got to think of your body as an ecosystem, you know?

[983] Defense soap's really great.

[984] I use that all the time.

[985] But do you ever use it, like, for, like, a jiu -jitsu?

[986] Is that what it's made for?

[987] It's made for, well, he made it for grappling, but it's great for just skin.

[988] Right.

[989] It's just good for your skin.

[990] It's not chemically.

[991] Because I use it, like, as my soap.

[992] Yeah, so I don't know.

[993] Okay, cool.

[994] Yeah, you could totally do that.

[995] I didn't know if I was going to, like, do something bad for you.

[996] It's not bad for you at all.

[997] It's good for your skin.

[998] That's the thing about it.

[999] It's like, it's not damaging the healthy stuff.

[1000] There's no poisons.

[1001] It's not, like, antibacterial soaps or a lot of times it's, like, really heavy chemicals that are just stripping away everything you know bacteria lives on our skin and a lot of it is good apparently that's like staffs all over you all the time like when people get an infection and it's a staff infection what it is is you get an open sore and then your body through whatever for whatever reason can't fight off that staff that's already there that's now getting into your bloodstream and you get infected and it swells up and gets nasty and then there's that mercer staff that staff that they get at hospitals because people have been taking antibiotics for so long they have medication resistant staff and it scares the fuck out of people you have to be on like iv drugs for weeks sometimes people are just wrecked wrecked by it happens to a lot of fighters man it's like the silent killer of fight careers is mercer not with that whole Kevin random man we don't know if that was mercer or just untreated staff I don't know if it was mercer or just regular staff guy yeah Kevin had he had a bad I've seen a lot of guys have it bad I've seen guys with holes looks like somebody stabbed them in the leg and it was just their their body was I think it's called a necrophying or something like that yeah when you're yeah necrophine that's not the word what is the word that's necrophilia dead body no yeah but it's um there's a word that when your skin um starts becoming dead in in certain areas because of a lot of it's like um Widow bites will do that.

[1002] Brown recluse bites will do that.

[1003] Staff infection will do that too.

[1004] Yeah.

[1005] There's a lot of widows.

[1006] Yeah, I forget the term.

[1007] But it's something necro, it does something to your skin.

[1008] There's a lot of those fucking creepy little bugs that'll do that too, man. You ever seen someone like what it looks like when someone gets bitten by a brown recluse?

[1009] No. Fuck, dude.

[1010] If you get beaten, if you don't take care of it really quickly, it can go super bad.

[1011] Like, those things eat through your body.

[1012] We sleep in so many hotels and shit.

[1013] Have you ever had bed bugs?

[1014] Because that's a, like I don't have it, but you could definitely get it.

[1015] I feel like I get bug bites every time.

[1016] Oh, God.

[1017] Look at all those holes.

[1018] That's all from a brown recluse bite.

[1019] Yeah.

[1020] Oh, fuck.

[1021] Are those in L .A.?

[1022] Or California?

[1023] No, right?

[1024] Yeah, they have some of them in California, but I think they're more in the Midwest.

[1025] But they definitely have them here.

[1026] Yeah.

[1027] Look at that.

[1028] Yeah.

[1029] Mostly around there.

[1030] So it's mostly, it looks like some Texas and a lot of the South.

[1031] It's a fucking scary -ass bug, man. Burr.

[1032] That's a scary.

[1033] You see this?

[1034] Ten sharks found in the home's basement pool.

[1035] What?

[1036] Some guy in New York had ten sharks that were in a 15 -foot above -ground pool in his basement.

[1037] Three of them were dead when they found them.

[1038] The seven were still alive.

[1039] Why?

[1040] Because people were crazy.

[1041] Because he's out of his fucking mind.

[1042] Wow.

[1043] Well, he might have, okay, they were two feet to four feet long.

[1044] Those are little sharks.

[1045] He might have been trying to do some sort of a deal to put a fish tank in somebody's house, and he acquired these sharks for it.

[1046] Or he's a nutty dude, and he wanted to keep sharks in his face back.

[1047] But here's the thing, like, I knew people that had sharks in their fish tanks.

[1048] Like, everyone's all gung -ho to save the sharks now.

[1049] That was not the case, like, 10, 15 years ago.

[1050] When people had swimming pools, or not swimming pools.

[1051] um fish tanks like crazy fish tanks sometimes people would have like little sharks you used to have crazy fish yeah i used to have uh piranas allegedly this may or may not be true yeah piranhas aren't exactly legal i might have found some in a friend's house in bowling green one time yeah they're boring they're boring until it's go time and then you're like whoa i want to get like a like a not octopus what's those like things that glow in like the black lights uh jellyfish jellyfish i want to get like a jellyfish aquarium like you can I guess get that with the lights so it just looks like you have a ghost in your corner of your hat they die easy though unfortunately yeah I was talking to a scientist about it she was explaining that um they have like mandalay Bay has this um you ever seen their thing where they have the jelly tank oh that's a tank of jellyfish that you could buy little tiny jellyfish yeah look how cool it is but you can buy big ones too um but she was explaining that they they have to constantly, like, shuffle them in.

[1052] They, like, take out the dead ones, put in the new ones, and they breed them there.

[1053] Wow.

[1054] Do you ever see the one they have at Mandelaide Bay, dude?

[1055] It's the shit.

[1056] Yeah, in the little tank.

[1057] It's like a circular one, and it lights up different colors.

[1058] Dude, it's beautiful.

[1059] Look at these guys.

[1060] Hey, we like jellyfish.

[1061] They look too much like twins to be boyfriends, right?

[1062] Right.

[1063] That would be so creepy.

[1064] They're boyfriends and they were that close to other that's a weird thing to have laying around what do they eat uh i think just algae oh so is this like a go fund me or some shit yeah that's why i pulled up yeah it just was a better tank the one they had at mandalay bay was badass because it was this big like acrylic cylinder and they're all swimming around it and they changed in the colors you're like whoa yeah i think that'd be cool to have yeah they're alive man i mean it's they're a lot But is that it?

[1065] Yeah.

[1066] I didn't, I don't remember them having, wow.

[1067] That's the one in Mandalay Bay.

[1068] I'm probably conflating it with one from one of the aquariums that I've been to.

[1069] But fuck, that's beautiful.

[1070] Look how pretty they are.

[1071] Can you imagine doing mushrooms and just looking at that shit?

[1072] They're so pretty, but it seems kind of fuck to have them trapped in a tube.

[1073] I mean, they just swim it around.

[1074] They can't go anywhere.

[1075] like isn't part of the magic of being a jellyfish is the fact that you're a jellyfish in the ocean and you just are constantly moving through the ocean or have we decided that the jellyfish is too primitive for it to truly experience the majesty of the ocean and fuck him get in the tube and gambler's just going to stare at you I mean that's essentially what we decided feed them feed what I wonder what you feed they feed at least once a day is that what is same baby brine shrimp so like sea monkeys they eat sea monkeys god they're so weird looking you know what's interesting if we found oh you have to have like a separate tank for all that stuff looks like it looks like you have two tanks what is that that's the baby brine shrimp yeah oh weird it looks like beef jerky how bizarre oh they're in this little sheets snap into it oh how strange you have to put it in a baster and squeeze it in there or something Whoa.

[1076] Huh, weird.

[1077] The size and number of jellies would determine how much to feed.

[1078] Oh, you have to be, like, really specific.

[1079] Fuck that.

[1080] Is this overfeed him?

[1081] Get some fat jellyfish.

[1082] No, they're going to die, dude.

[1083] Or they're going to get out into their toilets.

[1084] And they're going to, oh, look how they feed them, man. That's crazy.

[1085] That's cool.

[1086] They just squirt it out there.

[1087] I'm going to.

[1088] Okay, I'm back in.

[1089] I was out.

[1090] Now I'm back in.

[1091] I'll figure it out.

[1092] I'll just, I'll do the right thing.

[1093] Right.

[1094] I'll measure it out.

[1095] I'm sure a dead jellyfish looks just the same.

[1096] You know, it's just floating.

[1097] They're not moving enough, though.

[1098] You want to move in, man. Look, look he's pouring it in there.

[1099] Look at them all eating.

[1100] That's crazy.

[1101] They're actually reacting.

[1102] Here's the thing.

[1103] They're so primitive.

[1104] We probably don't feel that bad when they die.

[1105] Right.

[1106] Like, if a goldfish dies, you're like, oh, poor little dude.

[1107] Because eyeballs.

[1108] Yeah.

[1109] They had eyeballs.

[1110] Yeah.

[1111] They have faces, right?

[1112] Yeah.

[1113] like people i've heard people say don't eat anything with a face but they usually don't eat oysters those people you know like gotta eat oysters man oh i love oysters until you have bad oysters had some bad oysters the other day i definitely have before that's the worst yeah i mean there's a possibility right you're eating something raw yeah did you know there's so many different kinds of oysters like i never knew that there's like tons of different kinds of oysters yeah i don't know a lot about them but uh i do you know If you go to a place, they give you a variety.

[1114] You get, like, a dozen.

[1115] You get three of each.

[1116] And like, whoa, look at these Kumamoto's.

[1117] And there's a lot in the Pacific Northwest.

[1118] I know people, like, around the Seattle area, they actually, like, can go out and get them and get clams and stuff like that.

[1119] There's a certain kind that you're not supposed to eat anymore because of some kind of pollution levels or something like that.

[1120] Oh, really?

[1121] Yeah.

[1122] I don't know what.

[1123] Yeah, they go clamming in the Pacific Northwest.

[1124] They get big -ass clams, too, man. They go digging them right on the shore.

[1125] They just, like, bring a bucket.

[1126] and just dig into the sand and pop those fuckers out.

[1127] That's pretty badass.

[1128] You'll go find some clams.

[1129] Santa Barbara has the biggest oyster farm, like, for a while.

[1130] Like, it's huge.

[1131] And it's just, you, like, go out and they have these underground cages, and they lift them up.

[1132] Oh, wow.

[1133] And they just pick them and eat them.

[1134] That's good enough.

[1135] Hmm.

[1136] Wonder how much they're affected by pollution.

[1137] I think it's a lot.

[1138] What's up?

[1139] Don't they, aren't they, not, like, fully used for pollution, but don't they clean the like shit out of the ground?

[1140] Yeah, like clean the water.

[1141] I thought that's what they're kind of like the ocean filters.

[1142] Hmm.

[1143] Well, that's what lobsters are, right?

[1144] Lobsters and crabs, they eat all the dead shit.

[1145] That's a...

[1146] Isn't that interesting?

[1147] They're so goddamn delicious.

[1148] And all they eat is rotten shit all the time.

[1149] It's weird.

[1150] Lobsters are so delicious.

[1151] Like, sometimes you forget.

[1152] Sometimes you forget and you get a, like a main lobster.

[1153] When you dip them, in butter, and you're like, good God, this is fucking delicious.

[1154] Yeah, check this out.

[1155] Here's a time lapse of oysters filtering water.

[1156] Whoa.

[1157] It's super dirty water here, and then a couple hours go by.

[1158] Holy shit.

[1159] Yeah.

[1160] Did they just, like, poop them out, though?

[1161] They're making oysters, bitch.

[1162] Just throw a bunch of sand in that water.

[1163] See what the fuck goes down.

[1164] Yeah, it seems like they're filtering the waters.

[1165] That's crazy.

[1166] There it is.

[1167] Makes sense.

[1168] Look, nature has a plan.

[1169] for all its little weird things.

[1170] And I bet they have all sorts of...

[1171] I mean, you think about that we need plants for oxygen, right?

[1172] Plants actually create oxygen.

[1173] And we create carbon dioxide, and plants live off carbon dioxide.

[1174] It's weird how there's all these, like, little relationships that all these different beings have, like, back and forth all over nature.

[1175] So many of them, ma 'am.

[1176] so many weird parasites and symbiotic relationships that animals have with each other it's a dome it's a dome it's all simulation i'm blown away i just got dehumidifier the other day yesterday and how much water you can pull out of your air like i i've already it's a 70 gallon drum or a tank and i've already emptied it three times 70 70 pint 70 pint sorry not Count, 70 pint.

[1177] You know how big that is?

[1178] 70 pints.

[1179] I think of a gallon of milk.

[1180] Yeah, I know.

[1181] I think it's 70 of them.

[1182] No, no. That's like a swimming pool.

[1183] What the fuck are you doing in your house, man?

[1184] But it's a pretty huge bucket of water in just like four hours that's just pulled out of my house.

[1185] That's crazy.

[1186] Yeah.

[1187] No, it's just like from your body?

[1188] No, it's from in the air.

[1189] See, we've been using our air conditioning so much lately that mine started like leaking everywhere.

[1190] Oh, so you think it's making the house wet?

[1191] Yeah.

[1192] it's making my floor is fucked so uh yeah so i'm trying to suck all the water out of it everything so it just pulls it from the air in you know humidity and stuff that's weird because la is pretty dry yeah but not lately it's been pretty shitty yeah this well it's not shitty we need water man you know if we we we barely got away with what we got last winter you know that kind of brought everything back to pretty normal but like like like lake tahone to hone ranch still half full of water that's what from like my personal experience what I can see about how weird the drought was there was a lake that we used to drop people out of helicopters into it fear factor and it went away like the lake didn't exist anymore there was no lake all the fish died all of them it was there were huge fish in that lake like big largemouth bass they were all over the place man people would go from miles around to go fish there dead still dead today there's nothing there wow it's a little bit of water now A little bit of water.

[1193] Like, maybe, like, last time I was there, I'd have to go see it again to get a good read on it.

[1194] But the last time I talked to somebody who was there was, like, half full.

[1195] You know what would be interesting.

[1196] Which means it's really shallow.

[1197] If it gets rain, and it comes back to life, how long it would take for the first fish to find its way there?

[1198] Dude, it would probably be a million years.

[1199] Or a seagull just accidentally drops one in.

[1200] See, the thing about these, what is that?

[1201] I think that's it, the lake, castac.

[1202] No, that's Lake Osteak.

[1203] So Lake is taken in 2008 -17 looks pretty good.

[1204] It's back.

[1205] That's nice.

[1206] Yeah, that's another place we used to drop people out of helicopters.

[1207] I was talking about Tahoe Lake, though.

[1208] I typed that in, I thought, and this was what came up instead.

[1209] Well, that's pretty close.

[1210] It's on the way.

[1211] But, yeah, that place has giant striped bass.

[1212] I saw the stuntmen on Fear Factor.

[1213] They would go fishing, like, in between stunts.

[1214] They had, like, a lunch break.

[1215] And these guys caught these, like, in, like, 20 minutes.

[1216] It's caught these giant ass striped bass That place is awesome But that was half gone You know, so we got to see it With our own eyes Like places like drying up And just because it caught it and it turned around Because the weather changed Doesn't mean it can't happen Instead of three, four years, five, six years How about 30 years?

[1217] 30 years of no rain?

[1218] Go fuck yourself.

[1219] Like that's, that can happen, you know?

[1220] I think it's going to be the opposite.

[1221] I think just how bad of rain that we had last year, and I think this winter, I think we're just going to get pounded.

[1222] I think in like all the Burbank mountains with all the fires, I think we're going to get flooded now from all the mudslides that that's going to cause because I think this end of the road shit's just continuing to go on.

[1223] See, I don't think it really is the end of the world, and it's not even the end of us.

[1224] It's just that what we thought was permanent was very fragile, and that fucks with our head.

[1225] But you just got to go into it knowing that.

[1226] You can't think that those hills are going to stay up.

[1227] Like, they're going to slide.

[1228] Those houses are going to slide.

[1229] You know, there's some fucking people that built their houses like this, like hanging off the side of a cliff with, like, spikes into the side of the hill.

[1230] You've seen those houses.

[1231] There's a lot of those, right?

[1232] Like on Laurel, you look at that house.

[1233] You go, where's that one going to go?

[1234] That's going to slide down here.

[1235] Remember they shut down Laurel Canyon, like a few months back?

[1236] Because one of the porches, back porch, like 9 ,000 fucking pounds slid down the hill All concrete and shit.

[1237] And you know that's going to happen to the comedy store at one point.

[1238] Like, every time it rains.

[1239] Oh, the house behind it?

[1240] Every time it rains, I'm scared to fuck to be in that box.

[1241] From the movie, Heat, but like...

[1242] That house is preposterous.

[1243] Stupid.

[1244] I would hate to live in the house.

[1245] That was that Robert De Niro movie?

[1246] Heat?

[1247] Yeah, yeah.

[1248] Wow, what a crazy view they must have, though.

[1249] There's a lot of those houses, man. Look at that.

[1250] That is, you have to be such an optimist.

[1251] Everything's gonna be all right.

[1252] Like, look at that fucking house.

[1253] Look at that thing up on giant ass.

[1254] metal poles.

[1255] Seems like I'm such a bad idea.

[1256] And every night you hear some crazy homeless man sawing at your pole.

[1257] Oh my God.

[1258] You look down, get the fuck away from there, man. Trying to sleep.

[1259] Is that a saw?

[1260] Nah, man, I don't know about no saw.

[1261] You go to bed.

[1262] Check out this ad form from 1969.

[1263] None of those are the safest buildings as far as landsides and earth tremors are concerned.

[1264] Oh my God, that is hilarious.

[1265] None of those exist anymore.

[1266] Oh, let me read this.

[1267] The cliff dwellings amongst the safest of all buildings as far as landslides and earth tremors are concerned are supported by steel girders planted deep in the ground, anchored to heavy iron bells far below the surface.

[1268] Actually, that gets me kind of excited.

[1269] I like that the engineer the shit out of it like that.

[1270] That's actually, I like when someone solves like what seems like a, all right, I'm on board now.

[1271] I want a stilt house with metal bells So it's like your house is supported by kettlebells Motherfucker Yeah until I don't know They probably didn't have like a 5 .0 earthquake They were probably like Oh these are good for like the strongest earthquakes at 3 .4 Maybe it's good for all earthquakes You don't know shit bro But none of these houses exist anymore Jamie there was one in the upper right hand corner That's like one of my favorite pictures They scroll up past this The spaceship house I love that house is the shit.

[1272] I don't know who owns that house, but that is the fucking coolest house of all time.

[1273] I think it's just sold recently.

[1274] I would never want to live there.

[1275] That seems like the perfect house for you, though.

[1276] It's too freaky.

[1277] I would go deep.

[1278] I need to stay calm.

[1279] Like, if I lived in a spaceship, I just, I don't trust myself.

[1280] I was just, I just got to go to Ron White's house recently.

[1281] It's a nice house.

[1282] Yeah, you know Ron's story?

[1283] What happened?

[1284] yeah who went out of town came back and he there was a leak on the first floor and it flooded well on the top floor the third floor rather and it flooded down to the second and the first floor filling all of them up with water yeah and so that's unfortunate and he just had it finished now fuck yeah but it's cool he has like a like a recording studio in there and like a bar it's like a pimp house i'm sure it is ron white's the shit badass i love that guy he was just in austin doing a benefit show with eliza and christillia and they raised like 250 $50 ,000 in just one show.

[1285] Yeah, that's awesome, man. That's awesome.

[1286] I heard about that.

[1287] Yeah.

[1288] Yeah, Ron White's fucking fantastic.

[1289] I love that, man. He's beautiful.

[1290] He's an animal.

[1291] You ever hear of an app called Next Door?

[1292] Next Door?

[1293] Next Door.

[1294] It's one of the greatest things ever.

[1295] It's like Reddit for your neighborhood.

[1296] Oh, no. So it's pretty much you log in, and you have to live in this neighborhood, or you can't get in.

[1297] It's pretty much kind of thing.

[1298] And it's like, it's cool because there's little things like, hey, I got this, you know, dresser if anyone wants it or, you know, things like that.

[1299] But it's also like, hey, I saw a black guy the other day in the neighbor.

[1300] It's like Tony Hinchkeves bit.

[1301] Which one?

[1302] The mass text bit.

[1303] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[1304] Yeah, yeah.

[1305] It's like that.

[1306] Don't say anymore.

[1307] I want to give away his bit.

[1308] But it's the most addicting thing ever.

[1309] And it's very helpful, like if you have a lost pet or a cat and or if, but it's one of my favorite things to read now.

[1310] I just go home.

[1311] I'm giddy about it.

[1312] Like, oh, what's going on that?

[1313] But we do have an interface that allows you to communicate with people, like, straight to your head.

[1314] How quickly do you think you'd adopt it?

[1315] How quickly do you think you'd try it?

[1316] I guess if you could turn it off, I would try it pretty close.

[1317] If you could turn it off.

[1318] Right.

[1319] Why do you trust the government, man?

[1320] They fake the moon landing six times, man. Yeah, I'm worried about my car right now being hacked.

[1321] You know, like, it's a little too much.

[1322] Like, I don't even have an emergency break anymore.

[1323] I have a button that says...

[1324] I'm like, no, I want to pull it in case of emergency.

[1325] I don't want to push it.

[1326] Yeah, I like old cars for that.

[1327] Yeah.

[1328] Like, I like a car that has them fucking e -breaks, baby.

[1329] Yeah.

[1330] Right?

[1331] Right.

[1332] Those are the ones you want, too, with the button on the top.

[1333] You don't want the stomp e -break.

[1334] That's for assholes.

[1335] Because you can't even control it.

[1336] You got to, like, stomp it and then pull it back up.

[1337] And, like, you don't have like a...

[1338] You can actually, like, control the e -brake with the...

[1339] the lever a little bit.

[1340] You can get yourself to go sideways with that thing.

[1341] My car has a bug.

[1342] Well, that's a lot of you don't have it probably.

[1343] Yeah, they probably don't have it for that.

[1344] My car is a bug though.

[1345] If like you plug in your iPhone before, like too early and you don't hit the button that says, you know, agree to like the maps or whatever, it's like it's okay.

[1346] That goes away and then like if you have your air conditioning on and other things, you can't turn them off.

[1347] So like the other day, my stereo was like on full blast.

[1348] My air conditioning was like on full blast and i was trying to turn it all off while driving and i couldn't this is your honda yeah yeah it's it's got it's a apple home or air or car or whatever it is car place so you but if you disconnected your phone would it stop that's how i did it but at first i couldn't figure out what was going on yeah i've never heard of that before yeah it's gonna happen yeah that's a dope car though i like it man it's it's it's cool it's uh it's a technological tour de force i could hook up Androids or it has like Android play on it also that's new that's new most of them didn't have it Which is kind of fucked I couldn't believe that they were getting away with going with Apple car play only Because there's a lot of people that would buy like chevies and GM cars like Cadillacs in particular They have that Apple car play porches have that Apple car play I like it though the texting Definitely I never text while driving anymore because now I just tell Siri to hey text Joe hey what's up yeah oh you can do that with both hands on the wheel it's awesome yeah yeah I like it.

[1349] I'm a fan.

[1350] I'm a fan of those, some of the new Japanese cars, too, man. Some of that technology that they're coming over with, ooh.

[1351] They got some incredible shit.

[1352] They just put out this new Lexus, the Lexus LC -500.

[1353] See if you could find Lexus LC -500 in atomic silver.

[1354] They're, like, making future cars.

[1355] Like, you know, remember when you were a kid and you thought about cars in the future, like what they would look like?

[1356] This car looks like a future car.

[1357] Did you see the first flying car?

[1358] I saw it yesterday on the news.

[1359] I don't know if it was, I think it was real.

[1360] Yeah.

[1361] I don't know if it was real, but it looks like.

[1362] I'm sure there would be something.

[1363] Look at that thing.

[1364] Look at that car.

[1365] Beautiful.

[1366] That's a spaceship.

[1367] Look at that thing.

[1368] I mean, that looks like some Sylvester Stallone movie from 1998.

[1369] You know, the year 2060.

[1370] Yeah, especially.

[1371] an atomic silver.

[1372] There's something about that silver color that looks, that's a, that's a rendering, but that's a ridiculous looking car.

[1373] Cars are so sexy nowadays.

[1374] I really like them.

[1375] Well, they can do so much now.

[1376] They break for you.

[1377] They recognize objects on the side.

[1378] They give you warnings.

[1379] Yeah, mine has that lane departure.

[1380] So like if I'm texting and not paying attention and I go out of my lane, it pushes you back in.

[1381] Yeah.

[1382] Or if somebody stops in front of you, it slams on the brakes.

[1383] Holy shit.

[1384] Yeah, which that kind of freaks me out.

[1385] Because what if there isn't something there and it just malfunctions and slams on my brakes, you know?

[1386] Well, it probably can happen.

[1387] I mean, anything that's automated can fuck up just like a person fucks up.

[1388] Is this the flying car?

[1389] It's called the what?

[1390] The Lillium Jet.

[1391] We believe in a world in which everyone can fly anywhere anytime.

[1392] Oh, Jesus.

[1393] Anywhere?

[1394] Like, what about Hawaii, bitch?

[1395] About your old joke.

[1396] You're going to fly across the country?

[1397] I don't trust that guy.

[1398] It looks a little wacky.

[1399] And so he's on Adderall He's trying to sell me a dream The vision becomes reality Now This is like the beginning of a science fiction movie What fuck are you doing Are you bringing in an organism From space?

[1400] So this is real Is it real?

[1401] This is the first test flight it says It's probably slow as fuck Like a balloon Wow It just floats through the air It might be from the onion But once it's in the air It accelerates into forward flight Why do it?

[1402] It doesn't seem really.

[1403] Three hundred kilometers an hour.

[1404] So what do we decide that is?

[1405] Somewhere around 150?

[1406] Yeah, 150.

[1407] That guy takes too much ecstasy.

[1408] I don't trust him.

[1409] He's got that look in his eyes.

[1410] You know that look when a guy's done a lot of extracy?

[1411] He doesn't look at a party.

[1412] You doesn't look real?

[1413] The shadows.

[1414] Jamie, how dare you?

[1415] Look in the comments.

[1416] Look in the comments.

[1417] Let a man. dreams, son of a bitch.

[1418] Clearly fake half the comment section.

[1419] Oh God, damn it!

[1420] You sons of bitches.

[1421] But does it squeeze juice?

[1422] I was reading an article about what they were calling a Russian troll farm.

[1423] That they have like troll farm, like make them a business out of trolling.

[1424] I met someone recently that he worked at a meme factory.

[1425] And I didn't really ask a lot of more questions about that because I just assumed it was like someone working for that fuck Jerry account where there's like four or five guys that all work together to just pump out memes all day but he literally was working downtown somewhere and his job description was whatever at a meme factory that's kind of hilarious yeah what a cool job you know yeah like by the way mad props to some people that actually use the internet like when the guy that writes for Wendy's uh Twitter I don't know if you've been following this it is some of the funniest shit ever that whoever Bravo you are the king of Twitter but like people like talking shit on wendy's he'll come back with like some of the best comic timing ever Wendy's owned a Twitter troll so hard they deactivated their account so that's the first one our beef is uh right is your beef is frozen we all know it y 'all know we laugh at your slogan fresh never frozen right like you're really a joke wendy says sorry to hear you think that but you're wrong we've only ever ever used fresh beef since we were founded in 1969.

[1426] The other guy says, so you deliver it raw on a hot truck?

[1427] He says, where do you store cold things that aren't frozen?

[1428] Wow.

[1429] Y 'all should give up.

[1430] McDonald's got you guys beat with the dope -ass breakfast.

[1431] And then he said, Wendy says, you don't have to bring them into this just because you forgot refrigerators existed for a second there.

[1432] And even doing this for a couple strong.

[1433] That's pretty strong.

[1434] because they didn't even lose their temper.

[1435] Like, that's kind of funny.

[1436] Oh, and they handled that really well.

[1437] Wendy's has been doing this for about a year now, just nonstop.

[1438] Listen, I don't like to get burgers on the road.

[1439] I don't like to get fast food, but if I do, that's the one I go to.

[1440] Wendy's all day.

[1441] Unless there's an in and out nearby.

[1442] And I've got extra time.

[1443] You've got to have extra time.

[1444] Wendy's will give it to you in a shockingly quick amount of time.

[1445] Like, how is that even possible?

[1446] It's actually hot?

[1447] Like, what are you just anticipating, selling?

[1448] a certain amount of double cheeseburgers.

[1449] Whitney's Burbank is also one of the future stores they're testing where you walk in and you order off this huge iPad like wall and then your food comes and it's like you don't have to even talk to anybody anymore.

[1450] Yeah, there's a lot of those now, right?

[1451] Yeah.

[1452] The other thing Wendy's does is they let you be a total fucking slob and order a three, a triple cheeseburger.

[1453] They have it like right there on the menu.

[1454] It doesn't even look crazy.

[1455] Like when I go to In -N -Out, I order a 3 -by -3, I feel like an asshole.

[1456] But with Wendy's, it's like it's right there.

[1457] In -N -Out, I'm asking for some shit that doesn't even exist on their menu, supposedly.

[1458] God, that looks good.

[1459] Look at that.

[1460] Dave's hot and juicy.

[1461] Three -quarter triple, you motherfucker.

[1462] Whenever I eat one of those, I'm like, this is such a preposterous sandwich.

[1463] At Fat Burger, they have all the pictures on the wall of everyone that's finished the giant fucking triple.

[1464] It's so great.

[1465] It's such a big thing.

[1466] It's as big as people's heads.

[1467] It's giant.

[1468] Yeah, it's like, speaking of a giant.

[1469] Did you see that fucking guy that had a bladder stone that was the size of an ostrich egg and he had to get it removed from his body?

[1470] That was insane.

[1471] Dude, that is the craziest thing I've seen in my life.

[1472] Like, this guy had a rock inside of his body that his own body made.

[1473] Look at the size of that thing.

[1474] Look at the guy having it in his hand.

[1475] So what is that made out of?

[1476] What is in, you know, calcium?

[1477] That's a good question.

[1478] It's a good question.

[1479] I think that's what it is.

[1480] But I don't know.

[1481] God, look how pig it is.

[1482] What do you think it would taste like?

[1483] Salt.

[1484] Salt.

[1485] Yeah, why is that any weirder than licking salt that came out of the ground?

[1486] Right.

[1487] Take that, you grind it up, you put it on your steak.

[1488] Nobody cares.

[1489] I would lick my own stone.

[1490] I don't know.

[1491] I would lick somebody else's.

[1492] Find out.

[1493] CT scans of the man's abdomen also revealed another much smaller stone.

[1494] The man's left ureter, which is the tube that carries the urine from the kidneys to the bladder, according to the report, which is published today, blah, blah, blah.

[1495] The doctors who treated the man noted that he had invasive blood.

[1496] bladder cancer more than a decade before he developed the stones well wonder how long it took him to make these stones wow oh imagine if they just keep making them you have to make up fucking they have to build a door into his body where they could reach in once a month and pull out an ostrich egg size rock like how often does it one of those things cook up inside your body it's got to be years huh um that's an issue with uh not that in particular with kidney stones or an issue with uh A fighter sometimes that cut a lot of weight.

[1497] It becomes a unwanted side effect.

[1498] Real bad, too, man. Kidney stones are brutal.

[1499] A lot of guys have canceled fights because of kidney stones.

[1500] Matt Mitrione actually, no, I've never had him.

[1501] Matt Mitrione actually had him before his fade -or fight, and they had to cancel the first time they were supposed to meet because of kidney stones.

[1502] But Matt's a heavyweight, which is even weirder, because heavyweights don't have to dry themselves out.

[1503] But some people just, like, genetically are predisposed to getting them.

[1504] I know somebody gets them, that's when you pee out, right?

[1505] Yeah, you pee it out.

[1506] She gets it like maybe every six months she has.

[1507] Oh, God, that's horrible.

[1508] Yeah.

[1509] Fuck, man. I wonder if it's like a diet thing.

[1510] I think it's a little bit of that.

[1511] I think it's also just some people would just, you know, get them all the time.

[1512] Yeah.

[1513] It's also like the diet thing's just so not fair.

[1514] Some people could just scarf.

[1515] You know, they can just chow down pizza and shit.

[1516] I wish I could do it right in front of everybody.

[1517] And they look like teeb.

[1518] You know, they'd never gain anyway.

[1519] Hinscliffe.

[1520] Hinscliffe.

[1521] Yeah.

[1522] Oh, yeah.

[1523] That dude eats pizza every day.

[1524] He works out a lot, though.

[1525] Hinchcliff does work out a lot.

[1526] A lot.

[1527] A good amount.

[1528] Good amounts.

[1529] I was making fun of him the other night.

[1530] He punched my army.

[1531] He's like, what are you doing?

[1532] You're taking something?

[1533] I was like, no. I go to the gym three times a week, Tony.

[1534] It's not that hard.

[1535] How many times a week you think Tony's going to the gym?

[1536] He's worked out with me before.

[1537] Sort of.

[1538] I think he's just.

[1539] It's worked out in the same areas, man. I was going to say, on the treadmill versus kettlebells?

[1540] He lifted some weights, he lifted some weights.

[1541] Once?

[1542] He's pretty ripped.

[1543] I think he lifts weights.

[1544] I think he does a little weight lifting.

[1545] He's shockingly ripped, though.

[1546] I think we find him, I don't have a contest.

[1547] Young Jamie.

[1548] I think Jamie works out way more than Tony.

[1549] Jamie.

[1550] Tony Hinskut might be like, I'll take you up on your contest, young Jamie.

[1551] Yeah, we might have to get another one.

[1552] Yeah.

[1553] We still have to figure out what we're going to do with this other one because Ari went back to New York.

[1554] We got nowhere with that, I feel.

[1555] At the end of it.

[1556] Yeah, we barely did.

[1557] They wanted to wrap it up.

[1558] No, we're going to finish this.

[1559] What is it?

[1560] Well, we came to one idea, which was a contest between Segura, Bert, Ari, and me that for 30 days of October, no booze, and you have to do 15 yoga classes.

[1561] We all agreed on that one.

[1562] 15 hot yoga classes, 90 -minute classes.

[1563] With no breaks, right?

[1564] Orri wants to take breaks, like a bitch.

[1565] Ari was going to lose anyway.

[1566] I feel like that's one of the reasons why we're saying, well, what about a break?

[1567] I'm gonna take a break.

[1568] If I don't take a break to go and pee.

[1569] I need to pee.

[1570] I'm a Jew.

[1571] Jews need to pee.

[1572] Remember he said that?

[1573] Look, I'll do it right here.

[1574] That didn't even make sense.

[1575] He peed twice during the show.

[1576] He pulls his dick out and pisses into a kombucha jar.

[1577] He's been doing that shit a lot.

[1578] He does that a lot.

[1579] He's a wild man. He lived in the jungle for four months.

[1580] He lived with, you know, like natives and shit.

[1581] Yeah.

[1582] He's out there in the forest.

[1583] He's crazy.

[1584] But, so he's basically backing out.

[1585] He's like, I can't do it.

[1586] I can't stand living out of a suitcase.

[1587] I'm like, bitch, you were in Asia for four months living out of a backpack sleeping in hostels now all of a sudden you're back you got to taste a good life didn't he also back art walking around naked why is he walking around naked oh they went to the desert last night oh they do mushrooms yeah so r is just wandering around Jesus Christ that makes sense there's a the place next to me has a new kind of yoga you should try out I want to try it out it's outdoors it's a baby goat yoga and it's pretty much you You do all this yoga, and then there's just baby goats that will climb on you while you're doing it and run around and stuff like that.

[1588] Oh, is it supposed to like the baby goats, like feel good?

[1589] Yeah.

[1590] People like it.

[1591] Yeah.

[1592] Oh, that's hilarious.

[1593] That is hilarious.

[1594] They do it right next to my house.

[1595] I need to do it.

[1596] Dude, that is fucking hilarious.

[1597] So they let these goats, what if they shit in your face while you're up down there?

[1598] They don't do that.

[1599] So these people are doing their yoga, and while they're doing the yoga, they have to do it around these goats.

[1600] It's hilarious.

[1601] Who the goats just climbing up on them?

[1602] The guy's probably like, I don't know why I just signed up for this.

[1603] Ghosts have a fucking incredible balance, man, like from the box.

[1604] Like right out of snatch, they can climb a tree.

[1605] Now, you should have baby goats.

[1606] No. Why not?

[1607] So I had a friend who had goats.

[1608] I had a friend who got goats because he has a big piece of land in Topanga.

[1609] And the goats ate everything.

[1610] They don't stop eating, man. They don't just eat the hay either.

[1611] They're like, fuck your hay.

[1612] And they just start wandering through your...

[1613] Look at that goat.

[1614] Climb a tree, man. How does that happen?

[1615] Goat climbed a fucking palm tree.

[1616] They just can, dude.

[1617] That's the crazy...

[1618] How's it getting to get down?

[1619] They climb down.

[1620] Dude.

[1621] Do they?

[1622] Yes.

[1623] I am so amazed by baby goats.

[1624] I want one so bad.

[1625] Yeah, these things are crazy.

[1626] Did it fall?

[1627] That's what I was going to say.

[1628] Didn't we see videos of eagles coming and swooping these days down?

[1629] Yeah, but that's different.

[1630] They grab them off.

[1631] They definitely fall.

[1632] They have fallen in the past.

[1633] They definitely fall.

[1634] And animals, sometimes, like bears in particular, if you see a bear eating a mountain goat a lot of times, it's because the mountain goat fell.

[1635] You know, like bears most of the time are not catching mountain goats.

[1636] That's one of the reasons why they've adapted to live in these crazy environments is because predators can't get to them there.

[1637] Like, this is what they've done.

[1638] They figured out a way to exist.

[1639] Yeah, like, keep that thing there, man. Hold on.

[1640] Jesus Christ.

[1641] I want to see what the fuck happens.

[1642] I don't think anything is going to happen.

[1643] But look at what it's doing, like trying to figure out how to turn around.

[1644] I mean, it is on the side of a cliff.

[1645] And also, it knows not to do anything stupid and is not freaking out.

[1646] It's amazing.

[1647] It's almost like their brains don't have the ability.

[1648] Look at that.

[1649] Oh, my God.

[1650] Oh, my God.

[1651] I'm freaking out.

[1652] Like, the way those things can catch themselves.

[1653] Yeah.

[1654] And the way it can walk on the side.

[1655] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[1656] Oh, my God.

[1657] And they're not scared of heights at all.

[1658] at all like they don't have that in them right that looks young too that one looks young you know I think that what you saw like that slip right there that could definitely slip to its death it definitely could it must happen every now and then somebody attached a like a GoPro to an eagle recently and they live streamed it on Periscope and it was one of the most fascinating things just seeing an eagle fly around and look like look to the right and see like a little dot move and so then it'll get closer and it was a cool camera view, so I don't know if it's on YouTube now, but it's very interesting to watch.

[1659] That is crazy that you can do that now, right?

[1660] You put a camera on an eagle and see things from his perspective.

[1661] Did you ever see that series of photos where a mountain lion tried to kill a goat and they both fell to their death?

[1662] Yeah.

[1663] A mountain goat?

[1664] Was it a mountain goat or was it a sheep?

[1665] What a mountain sheep?

[1666] I think it was a big horn sheep.

[1667] Yeah.

[1668] It was like, yeah, it was like a mountline and a big horn sheep, and they were both splattered on the fucking highway.

[1669] It's amazing, though.

[1670] It's an amazing series of images.

[1671] Like, I mean, I'm not a cruel person.

[1672] This is not me being cruel, but I think there's something beautiful about that.

[1673] And this is what I think is beautiful about that.

[1674] Go to, like, full screen with that thing.

[1675] I was like, go to the series, full series.

[1676] Just go full screen to that one picture that you had up.

[1677] It's all right.

[1678] go for layout look at that i mean they're both gone and they're both next to a cliff and the only way this happens right it's you see the the horn off to the left that's his other horn it looks i thought it was a hitchhiker's hand no it blew off i mean they probably fell a long way go to the series now that's a it's what's crazy about it's like it represents how hard that life is like look it's just blood's pouring out of its head right yeah that's nuts that is nuts man where the where the horn blew off holy shit god damn dude look at that mountline tweetoo treat two tweet two twitoo look at it's got a mouth full of fur bro oh wow and never let go that is so powerful That is so powerful.

[1679] It probably had it in its mouth as they went down.

[1680] They both went down together.

[1681] Dude, this is a, that is a goddamn powerful series of images.

[1682] Look at that, back up and see the height of that cliff.

[1683] Holy fucks, dick.

[1684] Ah, b 'blang!

[1685] I'm surprised he didn't land on his feet.

[1686] He probably held on that goat the entire way down, that fucking murderer.

[1687] He said they fell from somewhere up there.

[1688] Jesus, how high that is.

[1689] found on a closed road near Glacier National Park fuck dude we got to get those images for the studio we have to see if those are for sale find out if those are for sale I have a poster printer you just send them to me I'll print them out for you I think you're supposed to buy those right those are like there's something powerful about that's not like just a picture of a kid with a balloon right you know something about that like somebody ought to be there to get that picture they should get some money printers are pretty amazing nowadays i i got this poster printer uh for like 200 300 and it it prints like pretty decent size posters and so like you can just go go hey i you know i've always wanted a you know werewolf poster you know you just print it out and it's like go into the store boom you have it frame it um i'd probably say like maybe 31 by 20 or something i don't know i've been seeing a lot of stuff that special effects guys like rick Baker are doing with 3D printing now they're making all these like masks and heads and shit with 3D printing imagine if you could just like make something in a computer and then go over to the 3D printer and print that bitch out for some things it's perfect like I just lost like a little battery cover to one of my remotes the other day and I bet I if I had a 3D printer I could find the model of the battery cover and just print it out or make it you know fuck yeah that's amazing right yeah when you really think I mean that how much of that is going to be like the future of objects you know the future of things like how much less shit would you have to sell people if you could just sell them oh whoa yeah i would print that out is that rick baker's pop -eye wow maker bot 3d printer i believe oh my god that's awesome oh that's amazing starts and then he paints it wow oh that's crazy look at that one that right above it that's so cool wow go back to that other one that you just had with that whole the whole series of them there's the benicio do terro werewolf oh yeah sort of pretty close to it in the middle god damn that's amazing that'd be fun to paint yeah right once it's 3D printed out right these guys have so many tools at their disposal now but i wonder how much that is going to be lost like all the special effects makeup stuff in the transition to see you Because it seems like it's just inevitable that CGI keeps getting better and better and better And still arguments for having a mix of this and using practical effects and whatnot like I saw a clip of that American were were actually moving in the back room while they were testing it out it looks obviously fake a shit But you can't we know what to look for now in that fake stuff and it really is catching us off guard all the time just like when we saw that video right away We're like fake fake fake right and even when it looks good 10 years later you look look back at something and you're like god that looks horrible what i played uh king con the original king kong for my kids a couple years back and uh they were laughing they were so scared at first and i was telling him no i'm not showing you anything scary i'm like this is going to be really funny it's so silly it doesn't seem real at all and they were like no that's the monster i go yeah that's the monster and you know because they're little kids they over laughed like It fell down and they're being so silly.

[1690] It was really funny, man. I really wish that Kink that King Kong Island was better.

[1691] I hated that movie.

[1692] Come on, man. How many times you can tell that stupid story?

[1693] I know.

[1694] It's a racist story anyway.

[1695] King Kong is surrounded by black chicks.

[1696] Never cares.

[1697] One white chick shows up.

[1698] He loses his fucking mind.

[1699] He's climbing buildings, bringing him to the top.

[1700] He breaks out of chains.

[1701] It's so stupid.

[1702] Look how big he is.

[1703] Not that big.

[1704] That's pretty big.

[1705] They changed them a bunch of times in different versions.

[1706] They have a graph that shows all the sizes from all the past movies of him and Godzilla.

[1707] Well, the Japanese movie was a big one.

[1708] They made him like 500 feet tall or something crazy.

[1709] So I think he was supposed to be like 50 feet tall in the first one.

[1710] Is that it right there?

[1711] King Kong Escapes, 1967.

[1712] That's the one.

[1713] 18 foot, 12 foot tall in the 1933 one.

[1714] Wow.

[1715] That's it?

[1716] Yeah, that's what I was saying, that he looks so small compared to, like...

[1717] Wow, and then he was 12 feet tall, the son of Kong.

[1718] Oh, that's the little one.

[1719] Yeah.

[1720] King Kong lives, that was my fear.

[1721] I saw that in the theater.

[1722] See, he was pretty goddamn big.

[1723] He was a thousand feet tall?

[1724] King Kong versus Godzilla.

[1725] Yeah, Godzilla's going to fuck him up.

[1726] Period.

[1727] That's how much bigger he is.

[1728] How is that even close?

[1729] The new Godzilla was super fuck him up.

[1730] The new Godzilla's goddamn terrifying.

[1731] He seems to be thinking.

[1732] But you can't make a good one of these That was which years That's the Skull Island one That's the newer one The newer one I mean you can only make so many These goddamn things You know After a while it's like Let me guess You know the girl's gonna make it She's gonna be fine She's gonna have a few close calls We're gonna get real excited Whoa she's gonna be okay This is the girl That blonde lady gonna be okay Meanwhile, he's stomping on black chicks left and right, just stomping his way through the village, stepping on black dudes, just that white girl.

[1733] He's just so enthralled by her.

[1734] It's the most racist movie of all time.

[1735] Really is.

[1736] Like the first time King Kong sees a white chick, he loses his shit.

[1737] I went down to a rabbit hole the other day watching that one gorilla that Robin Williams used to hang out with all the time.

[1738] What's that gorilla?

[1739] Coco.

[1740] Have you ever watched any of this Coke?

[1741] I love that.

[1742] It's pretty amazing.

[1743] They're very smart, man. Very smart.

[1744] Yeah.

[1745] I mean, they're not like people smart, but they're like, you understand that they're not, this is not like a gopher or a groundhog or something.

[1746] Like, they're on a completely different level than most other mammals besides us.

[1747] Coco recently got some new kittens, and it's amazing watching him play with the kittens.

[1748] I think it's a girl, right?

[1749] Yeah, her, sorry.

[1750] You misgendered Coco, bro.

[1751] So rude.

[1752] That's just one of those animals you just think it's a guy.

[1753] You know, you look at, it's like how I look at dogs.

[1754] I consider them guys and cats' girls for some reason.

[1755] Yeah, because she could smash your fucking head in anytime she wants to.

[1756] You know how strong that thing must be?

[1757] You know, but yet she's so gentle.

[1758] They're vegetarians, too.

[1759] They're sweeties.

[1760] Guerrillas are big sweeties for the most part.

[1761] What's really kind of nuts, man, is, chimpanzees.

[1762] How smart they are.

[1763] She's twerking.

[1764] Oh, she's twerking.

[1765] Let's see that.

[1766] Hey, lady.

[1767] Can I get on that?

[1768] Strong twerks, by the way.

[1769] God, they love it.

[1770] She has been working on her ho skills.

[1771] She's not just, it's not like her first time doing that.

[1772] She's developed those fast twitch butt muscles.

[1773] You know, when you could really twerk.

[1774] Girls who twerk and you go, whoa, you really do.

[1775] do this.

[1776] You know, you've ever seen like a little kid try to do a yo -yo?

[1777] They don't quite get it.

[1778] The yo -yo doesn't come back all the way like shit.

[1779] You're like, try to teach it.

[1780] Now you've got to like go down and then go up and they never get it.

[1781] That's the same thing with like an amateur twer.

[1782] Like a girl doesn't really know how to twerk.

[1783] They don't have that kind of pop and bounce that that girl did.

[1784] That girl has done a lot of things she probably regrets.

[1785] She's probably been hammered more than once doing that.

[1786] She's probably gone butt to butt with other girls.

[1787] I love butt to butt.

[1788] But to butt.

[1789] Yeah, it's been a lot of debauchery.

[1790] A lot of debauchery.

[1791] I've become such an ass man in the last couple of years.

[1792] I've never was an ass guy.

[1793] I feel good about yourself.

[1794] I feel way better.

[1795] I can't even imagine I was a tit guy for so long.

[1796] Like asses have really...

[1797] Well, you can enjoy the whole woman, by the way.

[1798] Yeah.

[1799] That's like the male feminist approach.

[1800] Asshole.

[1801] Maybe just treat him as a whole woman.

[1802] Not think of it as like a tit guy or an ass guy.

[1803] How many girls are like I'm not a dick girl You know I like their mouth I like to eat my box and shut their mouth Not really in the dicks I saw that I looked up I had to find the black china naked photos Boobes are back Boobes are not back They're back New York Post man Boobes are back Like they went away When the fuck did boobs go away See this is just like People run out of shit to talk about That's what it is It's like half the things That we discuss in this podcast Like what are they doing We're just shooting the shit folks They're printing it Congratulations on that New York Times Retraction that you Pretty much caused That was pretty beautiful Watching that go down Well it's not I mean it's a guy who wrote it And it was printed in the New York Times Right You know I mean it was in the New York Times But it's an individual's choice And maybe an editor's choice to embellish the reality of what happened.

[1804] They said that Connors, it was about the boxing match.

[1805] They said that his face was covered in blood, completely covered in blood, and that he was rescued before he fell through the ropes.

[1806] Neither one of those things are true.

[1807] This is not true.

[1808] His face wasn't bloody at all.

[1809] I mean, he had a little bit of a swelling under his left eye.

[1810] He was definitely getting punched in the face, and I definitely agree with the stoppage of the fight.

[1811] He was exhausted, and he was falling all over the place.

[1812] but it was more that Floyd was just teeing off on him and he wasn't firing back there was no blood and he didn't he wasn't gonna fall through the ropes he might have went down might have went down at one point in the fight I mean if if Floyd kept punching him that might be actually a smart move for him catch 10 seconds you know do a standing eight count get up at the count or you know go down to a knee rather get up with the count of eight you know they brush your gloves off you get a second or two there then you go back in maybe that had been enough for him to get through the round you know because he was for sure having a real hard time recovering.

[1813] But with the New York Times Road, it was just not true.

[1814] Like, what it was just as juicy.

[1815] What it was is 40 -year -old boxer comes out of retirement and schools the, you know, number one most popular MMA fighter in the world in a boxing match, proving what a lot of experts already knew that a specialist, someone is the greatest specialist of all time when it comes to boxing.

[1816] I mean, it's pretty arguable.

[1817] Floyd's in like the, there's like two or three people that you could argue You're like the greatest of all time.

[1818] In my opinion, Floyd is the number one.

[1819] But he beat Connor McGregor in a way that you would expect a real specialist to beat someone who's just pretty good at it.

[1820] He was masterful.

[1821] It's fucking awesome to watch.

[1822] And what Connor said afterwards is hilarious, too.

[1823] I turned him into a Mexican.

[1824] He fought like a Mexican.

[1825] Because that's what people love about Mexican fighters.

[1826] That Mexican fighters are known for coming straight at you.

[1827] Like Mexican fighters aren't dancers.

[1828] They're not dancing around and, you know, doing the Ali shuffle.

[1829] They're like Julio Cesar Chavez.

[1830] They're moving forward.

[1831] They're like Marco Antonio Barrera.

[1832] They're moving forward.

[1833] Mexican boxers are like some of the proudest most rugged warriors ever.

[1834] That's how Floyd fought.

[1835] He really did fight like a super technical, aggressive brawling style.

[1836] He tired Connor out.

[1837] That beat his ass.

[1838] It's beautiful.

[1839] Man, beautiful for boxing.

[1840] Beautiful for the overall art of fighting.

[1841] because we need to see these things.

[1842] I think this thing that we're all participating in, fans of MMA, practitioners of MMA, this thing that we're all participating in is trying to figure out what style is the very best style for fighting period.

[1843] And then we found along the way that it varies.

[1844] It varies on the individual.

[1845] Styles make fights, and then sometimes one guy can beat another guy, but that guy can beat someone who could beat him, and it gets real weird.

[1846] Like MMA math is like one of the squirrel, fucking predictors of like who's going to win a fight ever but we're finding out like what what's fucking real like when you've got all the belief in yourself in the world when you've got knockout power when you really believe you can beat the greatest box of all time what happens oh you get fucked up okay that's good it's good to learn it's good to learn it's good to learn that even though he lands a few shots makes it a real interesting contest good to learn that the best specialist of all time is that for a reason.

[1847] This isn't bullshit.

[1848] This is Floyd Mayweather.

[1849] He's 49 and no, now he's 50 and no. I mean, that's good for combat support.

[1850] It's good for everybody.

[1851] That's what's so stupid about this whole boxing versus MMA feud.

[1852] It's so dumb.

[1853] It gets everybody excited about fights.

[1854] And this intercompetition thing between an MMA fighter coming over to boxing, that's even more fun.

[1855] Because then it gets like everything excited on both sides.

[1856] And I think it's gotten a lot of people super excited about Canello.

[1857] Alvarez and Triple G, which is next weekend.

[1858] People are super pumped up about that fight, particularly because we're just past this Connor Floyd Mayweather fight.

[1859] Floyd Mayweather has his way with Connor, just puts on a display, and now we're going to get to see, instead of the master versus a guy who really wasn't on his level, now we're going to get to say two guys in their prime at the top of the food chain, two of the top three, top four, powerful pound fighters in the world, and they're going to go it.

[1860] So it's good for everybody.

[1861] They just don't, these guys are so old school.

[1862] They understand social media in a sense.

[1863] They know they can use it to promote fights.

[1864] They don't know that it's changed the whole community.

[1865] And that instead of like having some stupid rivalry with this other like sport, MMA, instead of having that, just accept each other, accept each other and talk highly of the best examples in both sports.

[1866] And everybody will be fine.

[1867] I mean, that's what you're seen with this Connor McGregor Floyd Mayweather fight, that's what you're going to see with the triple G Cadela Alvarez fight.

[1868] You don't have to be one or the other.

[1869] And the boxing people don't have to not like MMA.

[1870] I love boxing.

[1871] And I work in MMA.

[1872] I love boxing.

[1873] I watch all the big fights.

[1874] I'm always going to.

[1875] It's fascinating.

[1876] It's awesome.

[1877] It's nice to know who the real specialists are.

[1878] When it comes to that, I love kickboxing.

[1879] Big fan of that, too.

[1880] I like to know.

[1881] I love Jiu -Jitsu.

[1882] I want to know.

[1883] I want to know how good are the best guys?

[1884] What would happen?

[1885] The best guy in the UFC, he fought the best guy in Jiu -Jitsu in a straight -up Jiu -Jitsu match.

[1886] I want to see.

[1887] You know, those are, those things are interesting.

[1888] I wanted to see a boxer go to the UFC and see how it's going to happen.

[1889] That's going to happen eventually.

[1890] You know, I mean, we had James Tony, of course, but James was way past his prime, and it didn't even look like he trained for that fight.

[1891] I think James just took a payday, if I had a guess, you know, and Randy just hit him with a low ankle pick, took him down.

[1892] I think maybe he hit a low single.

[1893] I forget what it was, but he went way low.

[1894] But either way, there's not a chance in hell that James Tony was ever going to stop Randy Cotour from taking him down.

[1895] It's just not going to happen.

[1896] He would have to catch him absolutely perfect coming in for the very first punch, and if he didn't, Randy was going to just molest him.

[1897] He's going to have his way with him.

[1898] Are you excited about GSP?

[1899] Yeah, I'm interested to see what happens.

[1900] Quite honestly, I wanted to see him at 170.

[1901] I want to say, because I think him versus Woodley is the fight.

[1902] Like, Woodley's had two fights in a row where people, like, were booing them.

[1903] Three, really, because they had two fights with Wonderboy that were, like, chess matches, and then one fight with Damien Maya, which was also, like, just not the most exciting fight.

[1904] But I think him versus GSP would be a very exciting fight.

[1905] I think that's the real fight, because that's GSP's real weight class, too.

[1906] You know, I'm interested in that.

[1907] But I'm interested in the Bisping fight, too, because I think it's a tough fight.

[1908] It's a tough fight for GSP.

[1909] Bisping is a handful.

[1910] He's a big fella, too.

[1911] He fought at 205 in the ultimate fighter.

[1912] Fights him 185 in the UFC.

[1913] He's way bigger than George.

[1914] And he's gotten fucking tough, man. He's real good, legitimately real good.

[1915] And George's been out for a long time.

[1916] Yeah, what's he been doing?

[1917] Well, he's been training.

[1918] He's definitely stayed in shape.

[1919] He did a lot of gymnastics, did a lot of exercise.

[1920] You know, he made a shit ton of money when he was fighting.

[1921] You know, he had contracts with Nike and he had some, he had, was it Nike or was it, I think he had something.

[1922] I know he had something with Gatorade.

[1923] But I want to say George had something with, maybe it's Under Armour.

[1924] I think he's got something with Under Armour.

[1925] Yeah.

[1926] So he's had a bunch of big endorsements.

[1927] He's a giant hero in Canada.

[1928] I mean, just giant, right?

[1929] So I think for, you know, a while he's just recovering, you know, all those wars, all those years of getting in brawls.

[1930] And then finally he got to a point where his body started feeling real good again.

[1931] He's like, fuck it.

[1932] Let's get back in there.

[1933] I wonder if the aliens are still around.

[1934] The alien, they come to me at the red light.

[1935] I refuse to drink Gatorade anymore I used to drink a Gatorade every single day For the last like 20 years And then the other day Busted one open Drink it And it was something that felt like a raw egg Went into my mouth And I spit it back in And it was just this blob Got I shot a load of Gatorade I saw it post this video I did some Googling on it It's apparently a thing Like the Gatorade globs Yeah it's actually I'm not the only one There's like kombucha See that was in my mouth Um, top 119 complaints and reviews about Gatorade.

[1936] From consumer affairs, so.

[1937] Yeah.

[1938] So you got one of these, Brian?

[1939] Yeah, in my mouth.

[1940] And I saved it up until about a week ago, because I was going to just call them.

[1941] And then I was like, ah, who cares about this blob?

[1942] What are they saying it is?

[1943] Whoa, it's a load.

[1944] Someone shot a load in there.

[1945] It was the grossest thing ever.

[1946] And it, seriously, I have, like, flashbacks.

[1947] And I can't, I can, I will never, ever drink a Gatorade for the rest of my life.

[1948] And look at this crap.

[1949] Dude, this is, wow, that's just mold, though.

[1950] That's mold.

[1951] It's like moldy sugar or something.

[1952] Right.

[1953] But who knows how long that's been sitting there.

[1954] That's one thing.

[1955] Whenever you go to a gas station or stuff, always look at the bottom of your container, like if you're buying like a plastic bottle of like apple juice or something.

[1956] Because I've noticed ever since I'm so paranoid about anything.

[1957] And I tell you half the times I'm looking at the bottom, like that does not look right.

[1958] Like this looks like it's been mold or something.

[1959] Things that are traveling around like, McDonald's, or the dude who was worried about Wendy's with the hot trucks, but there are things that are travel around in hot trucks, you know, like for real.

[1960] And I wonder, like, what temperature Gatorade has to get to before shit starts growing in it.

[1961] And that's it.

[1962] I mean, I did buy, I bought my Gatorade from Amazon, you know, so.

[1963] Oh, it's probably sitting in some hot warehouse somewhere, just cooking.

[1964] You know, when it's sealed, I wonder, like, what does that mean when they seal it, right?

[1965] Like, obviously, air's not getting to it right now, but there's some air in there?

[1966] What happens to that air?

[1967] Right.

[1968] How's that air effect?

[1969] Is shit growing in that air or no?

[1970] I think there's chemicals in there to make sure that nothing happens.

[1971] Like, they found some 6 ,000 -year -old bottle of wine recently.

[1972] Do you see that?

[1973] Yeah, I think actually what they found was a 6 ,000 -year -old vessel that contained residue of wine.

[1974] I don't think they found, like, 6 ,000 -year -old bottle that you could just get fucked up on.

[1975] Imagine?

[1976] Traces of 6 ,000 -year -old wine discovered in Sicilian cave.

[1977] That's my people.

[1978] They're out there.

[1979] They're making a fucking nice sauce.

[1980] They got a nice wine.

[1981] This guy's been growing wine for 16 ,000 fucking years.

[1982] Uh -huh?

[1983] You've got to get this wine in you.

[1984] Get this wine in you.

[1985] Where's the gravy?

[1986] 16 ,000 years.

[1987] His fucking family's been over here.

[1988] They used to have thumbs.

[1989] They used to pick the grape with their feet.

[1990] That's how long ago they did this.

[1991] These motherfuckers.

[1992] Wow, look at those.

[1993] those pots that they found.

[1994] That is crazy.

[1995] Those are 6 ,000 -year -old pots.

[1996] They used to hold wine.

[1997] That's cool.

[1998] Fucking A man. What did they just find in Canada that's older than Quebec Tepe?

[1999] Yeah.

[2000] Some kid found a civil...

[2001] Don't change that yet, though.

[2002] I want to look at this for a second.

[2003] That just trips me out that those big vessels are 6 ,000 years old.

[2004] That is so weird, man. That is so fucking long ago.

[2005] To try to pretend.

[2006] what life was like 2 ,000 years before Christ.

[2007] That's essentially what you're looking at there.

[2008] Or 4 ,000, yeah, 4 ,000 years before Christ.

[2009] So 6 ,000 years ago.

[2010] No, Christ was zero, right?

[2011] So it's 2017.

[2012] So it's 2 ,000 years past Christ.

[2013] They say current error, BCE, but you're not fooling everybody.

[2014] We know what it is.

[2015] Before Jesus, you fuck.

[2016] Jesus.

[2017] Why did you have it?

[2018] Oh, just a coincidence that before current era just happens to land exactly on when Jesus came back?

[2019] Shut up.

[2020] Assholes with their BCE.

[2021] Before current era.

[2022] What does that even mean?

[2023] Why can't we just start it?

[2024] Can we go back and agree what zero is and rewrite history?

[2025] I mean, we decided that this was, you know, the BC, 2 ,500 BC, they made the pyramids.

[2026] It's like, what the fuck does that even mean?

[2027] You're going backwards?

[2028] So 6 ,000 BC is actually earlier than 2 ,500 BC?

[2029] You guys are retarded.

[2030] What a stupid way of measuring shit.

[2031] How about you go all the way back, you make that zero, and you start from scratch?

[2032] Because, like, the Earth doesn't know what year we're in.

[2033] The Earth has no idea what year we're deciding it in.

[2034] To make some arbitrary number, and that have everything before that, start with a low number and build high.

[2035] Like you have a flat line between reality and some new dimension.

[2036] Or like water and air.

[2037] Like you have a hot number.

[2038] When must the software created?

[2039] Zero, ones?

[2040] Maybe.

[2041] A Christian monk?

[2042] Yeah, I looked up the other day where alphabetical order came from and who got to decide why it was that and what made A before B or whatever the fuck.

[2043] It was some scholars back that, you know, when People couldn't write.

[2044] They were the only ones that could write and read.

[2045] So they made it up.

[2046] You know what the craziest trip is, man?

[2047] When people were writing in ancient Hebrew, they wrote with letters that also meant numbers.

[2048] Like a word also had a numerical value.

[2049] Like, there was no numbers.

[2050] They didn't have, like, numbers.

[2051] They had A and A is also one.

[2052] B, B is also two.

[2053] I just thought of that time period and no one also knew how to read.

[2054] So if you got a letter or whatever, let's see.

[2055] if you got one.

[2056] Is that true, though?

[2057] No one knew how to read?

[2058] I don't know one, but I would say most people probably didn't.

[2059] You might have to give it to someone to read for you.

[2060] You'd have to trust their translation.

[2061] That's all this going to.

[2062] You're racist.

[2063] They were making pyramids.

[2064] They could all read amazing.

[2065] Yeah, you might be right, right?

[2066] That was the whole Martin Luther thing, right?

[2067] Lutherism?

[2068] He had figured out how to make the Bible and translated into a, I think it was German, into a phonetic language that people could understand.

[2069] because before they had to like trust the priests or learn Latin I guess I'm Luther I'm Lutheran are you really yeah those are the super people they figured it out man you who are the ones oh Pentecostals those are my favorite because they fuck with snakes and shit what's my favorite I like those that's hot weather southern people man that's what that shit is that's all people that live in a place where your brain is getting boiled by the heat and you just decide to start dancing with snakes and you know fucking talking and talking and They're sweating.

[2070] They're always sweating.

[2071] It's Pentecostal guys.

[2072] They're always yelling and screaming.

[2073] Yeah, man. That's a...

[2074] They have big conventions or something where they meet every year, too.

[2075] Pentecostals do?

[2076] They meet and swap snakes.

[2077] I let you borrow my snake.

[2078] It almost got me last week.

[2079] Every now and then one of them gets got by a snake.

[2080] That's important too, man. All those people in their group have to go, oh, okay.

[2081] party.

[2082] Look at that.

[2083] How much, how much gay lord?

[2084] Gaylord Opry land resort.

[2085] Shut your mouth.

[2086] How much butt fucking is going on?

[2087] Just butt fucking in that room.

[2088] So much butt fucking.

[2089] Go to that overhead view.

[2090] How much pray the gay away is happening in that room?

[2091] At least 30 % right?

[2092] 30 % of those people are just trying to fight off the gay.

[2093] Hard.

[2094] Nashville.

[2095] There was a lawsuit.

[2096] I was just I was just reading about where these this some sort of Christian cult they kidnapped this guy and beat the shit out of him because he was gay they were trying to beat the gay away that's crazy oh my god there's so much of that going on so much of that prey the gay away what is this mother accused of having son beat the gay away could face hate crime charges yeah look at her is that the woman oh my god Is she going to talk about?

[2097] We should probably hear her talk.

[2098] Do you think we'll get yanked?

[2099] I don't know.

[2100] It's the news.

[2101] Smith report.

[2102] Yeah, let's hear what she has to say about beating the shit out of her son.

[2103] You're 15 -year -old is gay?

[2104] In some way that he, yes, I think that he was molested.

[2105] But like I said, I reported the YBPD, and nothing was done.

[2106] And does it bother you if he does come out to be gay?

[2107] Does that bother you?

[2108] It bothered me because.

[2109] Because he's, is a young age, he's not all there.

[2110] He do not know right from Rome.

[2111] So, yes, it do.

[2112] Yes, it do.

[2113] That's weird.

[2114] Whoa.

[2115] Is that her mugshot right below, the one that looks like Cat Williams?

[2116] It's like James Brown.

[2117] Oh, James Brown.

[2118] Get up!

[2119] Get up!

[2120] Get up!

[2121] What is that?

[2122] Oh, it's from Whiteville.

[2123] North Carolina.

[2124] She lives in Whiteville.

[2125] This is simulation theory shit, man Whiteville, North Carolina She's currently being charged With a misdemeanor child abuse That's all you get for beating the gay away You get misdemeanor child abuse He's 15 Man That's somebody's been molesting I was what she says Ooh Jesus Christ God damn it man So check this out That's hardcore That's even crazier right now What?

[2126] Hurricane Irma holds about twice the destructive energy of all bombs used in the Second World War.

[2127] There's seven trillion watts of power in it right now.

[2128] So why can we get like some kind of a windmill up there and collect it?

[2129] You would have to have a big one and then it would become the biggest weapon ever.

[2130] Well, why don't we design that instead of the Galaxy Note 8 that no one wants to buy?

[2131] I got it.

[2132] How about you buy a giant windmill thing and put it up there and make all the power, please?

[2133] So I have some friends that are in Florida right now.

[2134] now.

[2135] And the unforeseen problem that being out here and not knowing why and what people are doing there, I also have an uncle in Orlando who's telling me he's not leaving right now because the roads are gridlocked.

[2136] And the highway, there's nowhere to go.

[2137] My friends who left Tampa yesterday got up at like 9 in the morning, packed all their shit up.

[2138] And we're like, all right, let's go.

[2139] Where are we going to go?

[2140] They were like, let's take side roads because it's probably going to be busy everywhere.

[2141] So they did for a while, three, four hours of side roads.

[2142] And then eventually you're going to run out of gas.

[2143] You've got to go get gas.

[2144] First place they stopped.

[2145] gas they're all out oh no so they continue on the next one wait in the gigantic line to fill up but now it's again like hopefully we can live off of this tank of gas for the next fucking that's scary where we're going and everybody has to leave right now because the whole state could be potentially under 10 feet of water the whole state yeah the whole state yeah the whole state 10 foot storm surge is coming the whole state i mean it won't make it all the way to the middle probably but it might fucking gigantic we don't know obviously too the only positive if any positive thing compared to the last hurricane is that it's not going to stall over florida it's going to keep on going and losing energy the higher it gets but on uh Orlando should be might get really fucked you know that's Disney Road Disney Road might be gone this weekend right and they just rebuild it all yeah they just rebuild it all or all this new stuff too so whoa oh yeah there's like that 90 % of this island barbuda is gone is gone yeah habitable giant have They don't even know some of the shit too Because they can't see it It was all happening last night They can't get over to find out what's going To get reports of it even So they don't know if the people are dead They don't know shit right I mean those islands are so small I mean what is this the size of like Texas Or Ohio or something like that It's uh yeah it's the size of Ohio The storm is 400 miles across That's scary How wide is Florida Florida is not 400 miles across Right I don't know exactly But it's probably I would go 300 It's pretty girthy.

[2146] So it's going to be like a giant eraser that just rolls up Florida.

[2147] And they're still not sure it could turn, you know?

[2148] Right.

[2149] Things can always turn.

[2150] It could go back.

[2151] It could turn left and go to Texas.

[2152] You know who are the grossest people that have ever lived?

[2153] Speaking of Florida.

[2154] The people that go, they miss, they stay and they survive and the storm miraculously turns.

[2155] They're like, I fucking knew it.

[2156] No, you didn't, stupid.

[2157] You didn't know it.

[2158] You're no better than the people that got killed by it.

[2159] you got lucky you know that's a lot of people in houston that's how they feel they make it a party they like they have hurricane parties and this one really caught him off guard did you know how they cut it catch them off guard they saw it coming for days away well they think they're in their heads think oh no we're fine we've been fine for years you know they're drunk that's the problem they're fucking partying they're listening to kid rock they're on top of the room they're making out they're like we don't care we'll stay up here we got a boat we're gonna be fine we'll catch fish there was an episode i was there was an episode i was on i don't know if it was the last time i was on or whatever but we were talking about floods in houston and i showed you that that that concrete or not concrete pavement that sucks up water i wonder if that would have been any help if they had implemented that like all all over the place maybe um but i think the amount of water they were dealing with is just so unprecedented.

[2160] They showed the difference between Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Harvey, like the sheer amount of volume of water.

[2161] It's insane.

[2162] Like, this was such a big, big hurricane.

[2163] That's just, I wish there was a definitive answer as to if all this is a direct result of, like, human behavior, industry, car exhaust.

[2164] I wish there was a definitive result where you could see it.

[2165] Like, yeah here's the number that you can show what you show me here that concrete oh the water drinking concrete so how does that do that i have no idea it's magic crazy it could absorb runoff from fast floods if you're watching it folks the people that are just listening it doesn't even seem real it's like they have this giant water truck and it's fucking pouring water all over the concrete and it's just dissipating almost instantaneously into the concrete it's super weird i wonder if it has like a basement and what it does is it goes through like kind of like a concrete filter and it goes underneath so the actual water is just like underneath in the basement yeah man i don't know what the fuck it does it doesn't even seem real it seems like a scene in a terminator movie right you know yeah well either way like what they dealt with in houston is so much water i i just doubt that i mean maybe that would have helped a little but i think that they're dealing with just some insane amount of water yeah is that it shows what it is jamie it's like some sort of filtration system Yeah, I guess so.

[2166] So it allows the water to go through it.

[2167] It's like porous.

[2168] I don't know.

[2169] So it seemed like it was probably too much water.

[2170] Yeah, that Harvey was a monster, hurricane.

[2171] The crazy thing is how much bigger Irma is.

[2172] Like, I think we're numb to it.

[2173] I think we look at it and it doesn't make sense to us, you know?

[2174] Got 185 -mile sustained winds for over a day.

[2175] No, no, no, no. F -Cats and there's just going to start rolling like a catamari.

[2176] No. No. But here's the thing, right?

[2177] Is this the strongest they can get?

[2178] No. They can get stronger than this.

[2179] Yeah.

[2180] The categories they tracked, this was the highest they'd gone, and now this one is the new bar to be, basically.

[2181] A Delta airline accidentally flew through it yesterday by mistake, and it got out at the last minute.

[2182] What?

[2183] I forgot.

[2184] I read that this morning when I woke up.

[2185] It got out?

[2186] Yeah, I guess it accidentally flew into it, and somehow it got out of the hurricane.

[2187] Okay, so the pilot piloted his way out.

[2188] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2189] Oh, I thought you meant it got out that the pilot did this.

[2190] Delta pilot flew through Irma, one of the most powerful hurricanes recorded in all 173 pastures are safe.

[2191] Why would they do that?

[2192] I don't know.

[2193] The last one to fly to Puerto Rico.

[2194] Oh, they had to?

[2195] They had to fly through it?

[2196] Did they fucking judge it wrong?

[2197] Yeah.

[2198] They went through 185 ,000 mile -hour winds.

[2199] Can you imagine that turbulence?

[2200] Well, it's not that fast.

[2201] it's 187 miles an hour right right fuck that thing is giant man when you see it on the ground or you know in one of those overhead maps and you realize how big it is look how big that is that's so crazy so they flew through part of it I guess yeah does it show trying to figure it out of these people oh it's like yeah it's going right now 25 a mile in hours gusting to 40 see look at it towards it yeah yeah they might have to turn around or whoa Huh?

[2202] So they were following it in real time?

[2203] Yeah, people were following on a flight track.

[2204] Oh, my God.

[2205] So they got stuck in the actual hurricane.

[2206] They flew through the hurricane.

[2207] Oh, my God.

[2208] That is insane.

[2209] Oh, wait, they landed.

[2210] Hold on, 52 minutes on the ground in San Juan.

[2211] They've landed and turned around.

[2212] Oh.

[2213] They tried to make it back to America?

[2214] Has to climb out of sand.

[2215] This is the airport.

[2216] It has to climb out of SJU, and they're doing so, between the outer band of Irma.

[2217] and the core of the storm.

[2218] They went in between the bands.

[2219] Oh, my God.

[2220] That's insane.

[2221] That pilot needs to be hugged by everybody.

[2222] So he went in between the bands.

[2223] And in doing, wow, that's the most incredible thing about weather satellites.

[2224] They could literally navigate this guy through those bands and tell them, like, where the storm is ahead.

[2225] Yeah, they have portable Dopplers here now in Los Angeles, too, where it's so accurate now that you can just see your street level of, like, if there's a cloud in.

[2226] I love you.

[2227] Look at this.

[2228] While it looks terrifying, Delta maintains that their pilots had everything under control.

[2229] Our meteorology team is the best in the business.

[2230] Eric Snell, vice president for Delta Operations and Customer Center, told the Washington Post, DL 302 departed San Juan with 173 pastors on board, according to Delta.

[2231] Jesus Christ.

[2232] Good PR for them.

[2233] Yeah.

[2234] Of course, being on that airplane probably was the worst flight you'll ever have.

[2235] They took a hard look at the weather data and the track of the storm and worked with the flight crew and dispatcher to agree it was safe to operate the flight.

[2236] What would you do if you're about to get on that plane and they're telling you what they're going to do?

[2237] I would shit all over myself.

[2238] I'd probably say I'll stay at the airport and risk it.

[2239] Oh, I'd be like, fuck this, man, I'm going to sleep.

[2240] I'm going to take my backpack.

[2241] I'm sleeping on the ground.

[2242] I assume that you guys turn this thing into some sort of a hurricane shelter.

[2243] Have you been to the airport in Puerto Rico?

[2244] No. I haven't been to the San Juan one, but I was at one on the other side of the island.

[2245] You do not want to do that.

[2246] Oh, my God.

[2247] Get in the plane.

[2248] You're right.

[2249] That's not going to get in the plane.

[2250] It's like a run -down Burbank airport.

[2251] But they got away with it.

[2252] Puerto Rico didn't get totally hit.

[2253] They only got like a little piece of it.

[2254] Yeah.

[2255] Well, that's the thing about these kind of storms.

[2256] So you could just get unlucky.

[2257] And it just runs right over your spot.

[2258] Or you can be right next to that and go, Lord was looking out for us.

[2259] Like, okay.

[2260] you sure?

[2261] Are you sure you just didn't get lucky?

[2262] Like we're dealing with impossible forces.

[2263] Like a hurricane the size of Ohio is an impossible force.

[2264] Like that, I don't think we really understand what the fuck that means.

[2265] I think it's one of those things that where someone says a trillion billion dollars.

[2266] Like, yeah, that's a lot.

[2267] But you don't really think about it.

[2268] You know, you don't really, really understand what that means.

[2269] Because it's too much.

[2270] The size of the universe is too much.

[2271] The power that that thing has, it's just too much.

[2272] doesn't make sense you'd have to see it you'd have to be there do you see the video I don't know if it's real either but the video of a I don't know if it was today's hurricane this guy's trying to hold his truck like he had like a pickup truck trying to hold it so it doesn't tip over and the winds were so strong he just gets squished by it I mean it's hard to see because it was raining so hard but guys got to be crazy why would he do that yeah a truck is about to flip and you think you're gonna stop it with your hands he watched Too many movies, motherfucker?

[2273] It can pick up a truck.

[2274] Can you pick up a truck?

[2275] No. Then get the fuck out of there.

[2276] I'm going to put this on YouTube, but we can watch it.

[2277] What is it?

[2278] Oh, this is the guy?

[2279] Oh, Jesus.

[2280] Oh, dude, that's a rap.

[2281] Yeah.

[2282] Yeah, he's crazy.

[2283] That guy's crazy.

[2284] Look at that thing fucking in the breeze.

[2285] You should have got out of there, man. Oh, he just sandwiched.

[2286] Yeah, he got crushed.

[2287] He didn't handle it well.

[2288] You can't get out from under that.

[2289] That's too much weight.

[2290] Wow.

[2291] It's those fast ones that get me. Like that guy I probably just was like, oh, my truck's in about, boom, you're dead.

[2292] Well, the thing about these kind of hurricanes are, how many of them can you get in a row?

[2293] Because if they're saying there's two more in a row behind Irma, in 2005, I think it was, they got hit, like, Florida got hit, like, four times in a row in, like, two weeks, three weeks, four weeks.

[2294] Those were, like, twos and threes.

[2295] these are fives and you know Jose you know Jose is going right for Washington DC you know Hurricane Jose Jose's gonna be that big one do you think so I don't know probably would even hit United States I'm worried about them all man I'm worried about earthquakes I'm worried about asteroids I'm worried about super volcanoes I we're dealing with just a small amount of history that's what's going on I mean especially when it comes to weather our history of the weather is like what couple hundred years old.

[2296] Like, what's, what's our recorded history of the weather?

[2297] If you had to guess, what's our recorded history of the weather?

[2298] 1878.

[2299] That sounds good.

[2300] I'm saying something like that.

[2301] I'm saying somewhere around like 200 years they started figuring it out.

[2302] Does that make sense?

[2303] 1816.

[2304] We're writing stuff down around Columbus times.

[2305] Were they?

[2306] I said 300 years.

[2307] 1816.

[2308] I wonder when they can measure, though.

[2309] Like, when they knew when they were cold.

[2310] Like, fuck, it's cold out.

[2311] When they knew what that meant, though, like if there was a number.

[2312] I guess we needed tools also to track.

[2313] After I'm now seeing the year, it makes way more sense what I just found.

[2314] The invention of the thermometer.

[2315] When was that?

[2316] Right.

[2317] I don't, well, I'll look that up to you just a second.

[2318] I'm a guess.

[2319] 1755.

[2320] That's a good one.

[2321] I would say 1812.

[2322] 1812.

[2323] You're probably right.

[2324] It's probably more recent than we think.

[2325] application of mercury on the Fahrenheit scale 1724 but the first recorded temperature it says here was 1880 oh 1870s wow 1878 it was two years off that's amazing you probably had to have something touch it back then touched the mercury yeah and how they figured out what I mean look we can't even agree on the metric system versus inches what's interesting there then if that was the first time they could ever actually like calculate the degrees did they have measurement for degrees before that?

[2326] Did they have, like, temperature measurements before that?

[2327] Like, what did they use?

[2328] Like, when they were talking about, like, how hot is a fire?

[2329] Like, what did they use?

[2330] They have no idea?

[2331] Yeah.

[2332] They touched it.

[2333] No, that's super hot.

[2334] Oh, that ice is cold.

[2335] Like, did they have any idea?

[2336] Like, did they even describe it in measurement?

[2337] And the clinical thermometer wasn't invented until 1886.

[2338] It was probably some dude with a regular thermometer.

[2339] He just stuck it up his ass.

[2340] Somebody caught him, and he was like, oh, bro, I'm just making sure that this thing works on people.

[2341] It took five minutes instead of 20.

[2342] Because it was up his ass.

[2343] Heated it up.

[2344] That's...

[2345] In 99, they started...

[2346] 1999 is when the forehead thermometer came out, and that takes two seconds.

[2347] Jesus Christ.

[2348] I like the first temporal artery thermometer.

[2349] 1999.

[2350] That's the one you put on your forehead, right?

[2351] That's nuts.

[2352] That just happened.

[2353] The crazy thing is the idea that before the thermometer, they didn't really have a number when they were talking about things being cold or hot.

[2354] Like, did they?

[2355] When did they invent units of measurement for temperature?

[2356] When was that invented?

[2357] Because obviously there's more than one, right?

[2358] There's Celsius and there's Fahrenheit.

[2359] Celsius is the one that's based on the metric system that's used by almost everybody except for us.

[2360] We're fucking assholes.

[2361] You know, they'll say something like, oh, it's 35 degrees out.

[2362] And you're like, what are you talking about?

[2363] That's not hot.

[2364] And then you're, oh, your Celsius is.

[2365] What is that?

[2366] Like 80?

[2367] 35 degrees is hot as fuck, right?

[2368] That'd be cool if we all had the same, like, currency also.

[2369] They just cost more in different places.

[2370] Like, why don't we just, you know, make everything easy on everything?

[2371] Because everybody's corrupt.

[2372] And if we were all together, someone would fuck us up and we would lose all the money.

[2373] Someone would siphon all the money up.

[2374] they would weasel their way through the whole batch of it if we have a bunch of different factions and a bunch of different languages everybody sort of keeps a piece and no like super wizard despicable me character comes along and hijacks the entire system the earliest recorded system of weights and measurements what does it say about temperature I don't know about I mean temperature it would take a while yeah but history of measurement is not what I'm asking because I know that they've had scales for a long time But, like, what about when was a unit of measurement for temperature invented?

[2375] We've got length, typographical, mass, time.

[2376] It doesn't say temperature?

[2377] Well, somebody had to, like, not have it, and then they had it.

[2378] It must be a date, right?

[2379] Would you guess?

[2380] And it probably would have started, like, this is the temperature of a dead raven or something like that, and this is a snake.

[2381] 1659.

[2382] Wow.

[2383] Central England temperature.

[2384] Wow.

[2385] So what did they use to measure it?

[2386] What the fuck did they use to measure it if they didn't have thermometers?

[2387] God, right?

[2388] I mean, imagine not having a thermometer and trying to measure the heat.

[2389] This sounds like your inner dialogue of you at night and three in the morning.

[2390] It is, man. I got fucking problems, dude, especially if I smoke a joint.

[2391] It's crazy how normal life can seem, and then you smoke a joint.

[2392] You're like, oh, no, it's not normal at all.

[2393] It's so crazy.

[2394] 100%.

[2395] Dude, life seems so.

[2396] So normal.

[2397] And so like, you know, hey, what's up, neighbor?

[2398] How's everybody doing?

[2399] And then you smoke a joint and just watch a little bit of news about Irma, about any of these things.

[2400] Irma freaked me out the other night, man. I made one of them two o 'clock in the morning Instagram posts.

[2401] I was just going online and looking at storm footage.

[2402] I was like, what if these just keep hitting over and over and over and over and over.

[2403] Yeah.

[2404] I watched a documentary about how our coral and our oceans dying recently and it freaked me to out and it's like all based on like two degrees of temperature that it's doing like the oceans are two degrees hotter yeah and i was like wait there's like eight billion people couldn't we just all throw ice into the the ocean at the same time i think they thought that through i said that last night is a joke to somebody you know what we could do though for real is um apparently wearing sunscreen in the water is fucking terrible for coral and and people don't give it shit oh it's like an oil never thought about that right it's chemical yeah yeah Yeah.

[2405] I mean, sunscreen, whatever that stuff is, it's weird.

[2406] It's like the face beads scrubs that you can't destroy.

[2407] Right.

[2408] There's a little...

[2409] Yeah, those things that get stuck in your drain.

[2410] Yeah.

[2411] But that stuff that they use for sunscreen, like, how good is that for your skin to spray that chemical on there?

[2412] I never use sunscreen.

[2413] I have to use it because of my vitiligo, because of the different colors in my hand.

[2414] Like, if otherwise it's like...

[2415] It's like, if you're a white guy, Vidaligo's not nearly as obvious as if you're a black guy, right?

[2416] Black people have it.

[2417] It's like, it's crazy contrast.

[2418] And if I don't do it also, like, I wear this.

[2419] I don't have pigment, like, I don't have pigment, like, where my fingers are.

[2420] Like, and that shit gets cancer or something like that.

[2421] Like, you don't have anything that's blocking skin cancer.

[2422] She'll wear, like, backwards dice gloves.

[2423] Oh!

[2424] How about two Michael Jackson gloves?

[2425] The conclusion from the media is sunscreen is killing the world's coral.

[2426] Wow.

[2427] And that's laughable.

[2428] What?

[2429] It says right here that 10 % of the global reefs are at least only 10 % and money of them are remote and without tourists that even get near them.

[2430] And that study was done with artificial seawater.

[2431] So that study's bullshit?

[2432] Maybe.

[2433] And this was also a mashable, so I don't know.

[2434] You know what, man, I read stuff like that and the Eddie Bravo, Alice Jones comes out at me. And I'm like, who the fuck is paying for that article to get rid of?

[2435] Johnson, Johnson.

[2436] It's goddamn fucking sunscreen industry, bro.

[2437] You know how much money's in sunscreen, bro?

[2438] Every fucking mom who loves their kids Put sunscreen on their baby Bro That's how people start thinking Maybe they're right It's hard to know who's fucking telling the truth There's too much Fake news That's not fake That guy's crazy Do you see on this?

[2439] Parents don't know why son ran into To his death In the Burning Man fire I'm going to guess drugs Yes definitely acid They had security around it too As what I was reading Yeah Who knows man Man, that's sad, though.

[2440] It's fucking sad.

[2441] It's a sad way to die.

[2442] And he tripped.

[2443] He did?

[2444] Yeah, like, he was so fucked up.

[2445] Maybe he didn't see, but he tripped him into the fire.

[2446] Oh, no. Like, the next picture shows him, like, falling.

[2447] I don't want to see this.

[2448] Oh, wow.

[2449] Poor dude.

[2450] Sad.

[2451] He looks like every dude at Burning Man. He's got that, you know, like, new age hippie look.

[2452] That's a sad way to die, man. That's a sad fucking story.

[2453] And you would hope that he didn't.

[2454] have like a mental issue and then took a drug and then had that episode you know people that are like where realities are already slippery for them like really strong psychedelics not recommended yeah but he could have just been that fucked up and you have a big burning man in front of you like i i i've been that fucked where i could have thought that i was running into ice cream or something yeah for sure right that's a problem with psychedelics yeah and it's also the problem with uh and look you everybody's reactions to these things are got to be like at least slightly different right and some people just aren't designed for them for maybe one style of psychedelic just like some people aren't designed for alcohol and some people they just they shouldn't drink doesn't work with them who knows what happened but that's fucked man imagine being there and watching that kid run into the fire and just be thinking like is this real is it really running into the fire you're all all fucked up anyway you're not sober you're not even if you were sober you'd probably feel like you were on drugs you're around all these people that are tripping balls you're watching this thing burst into fire and then you watch a guy run into the fire you're probably like what is this is this a movie like what the fuck is happening here whenever there's like an extraordinary event like that you always feel like it's not real like what what's happening I don't expect this guy to run into the fire see someone running the fire did he run in the fire like your brain is scrambling so hard to process it that's why they say that people when they see like something fucked up happened their eyewitness accounts are so bad because so many people are like they don't even remember what the hell happened they're just so shattered by it all like what?

[2455] Yeah I saw a story about a kid I think he's in the like the juvenile penal system in New York or something but he's been used by the system to convict like 35 people or something that didn't do anything wrong and like the article was about the shit he's dealing with he's being used how I'll pull it up real quick because he's done something and like probably they're using him to get his sentence reduced oh so he sets other people up oh Jesus Christ that's the weird one that they're allowed to have fake crime and then arrest you for it like the FBI's done that with people like talk someone into making a bomb and then they give them the parts and then they give them the bomb and then they like tell him to go somewhere and blow it up and they do it and they arrest him yeah you're not allowed to do that right They are allowed to.

[2456] How are you allowed to fish people?

[2457] They are.

[2458] They're allowed to, man. That's like the old hooker thing.

[2459] Like, you have to...

[2460] Yeah, yeah, it is.

[2461] Yeah, they talk you into it.

[2462] Yeah.

[2463] It's, uh, but they're allowed to do that now.

[2464] It's not like it used to be.

[2465] What is that term that I'm looking for?

[2466] The old hooker thing.

[2467] Seduction.

[2468] Right?

[2469] No, that's not even it.

[2470] No, entrapment.

[2471] Entrapment.

[2472] Yeah.

[2473] But they're allowed to do that now.

[2474] There's a, I mean, the, the, the, the slippery, slope is definitely going in the wrong direction.

[2475] Like, they're allowed to, like, you could take a really impressionable guy.

[2476] There was this one guy they did it to in Texas that was supposed to be, um, he was very mentally challenged.

[2477] It wasn't a very smart guy.

[2478] And this is the guy that they talked into, uh, trying to detonate this fake bomb that they'd given him.

[2479] And then they arrested him.

[2480] Wow.

[2481] That's really fucked up.

[2482] Like they found some dude who was like super troubled.

[2483] And they just, uh, they needed a reason.

[2484] Mine fucked him.

[2485] Yeah.

[2486] You know, I mean, you can mind fuck someone in the name of religion.

[2487] You can mind fuck someone.

[2488] There's a lot of different ways.

[2489] If you are, especially, you've got to think like the FBI.

[2490] It's like super powerful organization of people that have had decades of experience in the field.

[2491] Know how to handle people.

[2492] Know how to deal with weird shit.

[2493] That Manson chick's about to get released.

[2494] I wonder how she's going.

[2495] Keep her in there, please.

[2496] I know.

[2497] And she's not going to know any of this technology.

[2498] Imagine getting thrown.

[2499] Yeah, she killed a pregnant lady, right?

[2500] Isn't she one of the ones that was the Tate La Bianca killings?

[2501] Yeah, wasn't she?

[2502] She was the youngest.

[2503] She was the cheerleader.

[2504] How old was she?

[2505] I want to say she was 17.

[2506] Jesus Christ.

[2507] But I don't remember if it was 15 or something.

[2508] She's in her like late 60s now.

[2509] Like, imagine that life going from being a young teenager to your entire life.

[2510] You're in a cage.

[2511] And then all of a sudden as you're an old lady, they go ahead.

[2512] Get out for a little bit.

[2513] Like, what?

[2514] What the fuck?

[2515] Like, that's a. crazy documentary waiting to happen i hope someone's studying her i hope there's like a good documentary person that's on that yeah because that's a crazy documentary i mean who does she live with like maybe that filmmaker's like hey you can stay in my van nigh's one bedroom apartment if i can record everything oh jesus have some sort of a pace height right that mansson house she turns into a cam whore yeah manson house do you think you'll be a cam whore after you get out of jail for murder and you're she's going to have the tightest pussy known the man i don't know about all that she's probably been sticking hammers in there for the last 20 years I mean she's been locked up for a long time yeah who knows what's going on in there fist probably for sure definitely a few few different fists over the last 35 plus years like when were the the Manson killings was probably like 45 50 years ago right wasn't it was it the 60s 70s was it no I don't think it was a 70s I want to say it was this maybe Tate la Bianca murders manson 69 69 Wow.

[2516] 69, a lot of shit, huh?

[2517] Woodstock?

[2518] Wasn't that when Hendricks died?

[2519] Did he die in 69?

[2520] That picture was in 60, or that, that thinks the 69 on it, May 3rd.

[2521] Hmm.

[2522] I want to say he died in 69 or 70, but I don't remember.

[2523] People really do remember, though, and they get super mad if you don't know.

[2524] Bro, July 27th, 1968.

[2525] Don't ever fuck that up again.

[2526] It's Jimmy Hendricks.

[2527] That's like John Goodman's character in The Big Lobowski.

[2528] I could just ask Siri When he died Good, assyri When did Jimmy Hendricks die?

[2529] Jimmy Hendricks died September 18th 1970 Ooh Off by I found out recently There's a There's a building It's still there on Franklin in Hollywood Where Charles Manson used to live And run his wars out of Which I didn't know he was doing He was a pimp Yeah, pimping girls to people That were staying at the Roosevelt And now it's a color me bad right?

[2530] Color me mine is what you make to say but perfect Color me bad is a band I know Color me mine I love color me though Those are great It can make a nice mug Yep painted a dolphin last time I was there All right We should wrap this up I gotta get the fuck out of here I got a bunch of shit to do Boys It's been a lot of fun Brian, you got any shows coming up I know you do Yeah November 8th I'll be at Morty's In Indianapolis With Kate Quigley And then The following day November 9th I'll be at Funnybone in Columbus, Ohio, and then maybe New York.

[2531] Dude, I like that you're going out on the road, like just you and one other person.

[2532] Yeah, me and Kate.

[2533] That's a smart move, man. It's a great way to build your act, too, right?

[2534] Yeah, it's fun.

[2535] Get nice.

[2536] And we're doing, like, I just got back from the Mall of America in Edmonton, did like seven shows in five days.

[2537] Oh, dude.

[2538] What a workout.

[2539] Isn't that the best?

[2540] You get tightened up, you know?

[2541] Brendan Schaubb is saying that to me after he got back from Dublin.

[2542] He was like, dude, all those reps. I'm like, that's what it's all about.

[2543] You get those four or five set a weekend, you know, weekends.

[2544] And you're like, who tight.

[2545] So great.

[2546] And every, you know, sometimes you have two nights or two shows a night.

[2547] And then you just, hey, I want to fix this in my act.

[2548] And it's like instant gratification.

[2549] Yeah.

[2550] No, it's the shit.

[2551] All right.

[2552] That's it.

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[2554] You still using them?

[2555] Oh, hell yeah.

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[2557] I'm wearing me undies right now.

[2558] All right, folks.

[2559] We'll see you next week.

[2560] Bye.

[2561] Bye.

[2562] This should have soft.