Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
[0] Summer Smoors with Conan and the Chilchums, a six -part series with Conan O 'Brien, Sonom of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[1] Let's get started.
[2] This is episode three of the Chilchums, but episode two where we're living just in the wilderness.
[3] Yeah.
[4] Yeah, that's right.
[5] Our first Chilchums was in studio.
[6] Right.
[7] Second one out in the wild.
[8] Yeah.
[9] And the third one out in the wild.
[10] We are in the, just the crazy backcountry of Pasadena.
[11] Dina in Matt Gourley's backyard, beautiful home.
[12] I referenced last time that it's got a Mr. Miyagi's house vibe to it, which is just lovely.
[13] I'm going to have you guys paint a fence and wax a car later.
[14] Yeah.
[15] That's fine.
[16] Yeah.
[17] As long as 30 years later, I get to do a follow -up show on Netflix.
[18] Is it on Netflix?
[19] What is it?
[20] Yeah, it's on Netflix.
[21] Yeah.
[22] I love that show.
[23] Cobra Kai?
[24] Yeah.
[25] We're here.
[26] We're outside.
[27] The birds are.
[28] chirping.
[29] A lot of aggressive parakeet noises.
[30] Yeah.
[31] And at some point, there's a lake not far away that these geese might fly over to and they do a real honk job.
[32] What?
[33] What?
[34] They do a what?
[35] I don't know.
[36] It just came out, but it sounded so funny when I said it.
[37] An H .J. I'd like to, um...
[38] That's the new H .J. A honk job.
[39] I'm going to, um, explain to the listener.
[40] that Matt and Sona have been drinking.
[41] What have you guys been drinking?
[42] We're drinking the chilled chum.
[43] Yeah, we'll explain what's in it.
[44] It's bourbon, pomegranate juice, lemon, and muddled strawberry.
[45] Right.
[46] So they did that.
[47] That's good.
[48] And then they huffed gasoline.
[49] Yeah.
[50] We siphoned it out of our car.
[51] I've not had as much.
[52] I'm trying to keep an even keel.
[53] But you just broke yourself up with honk job.
[54] That's pretty good.
[55] You know what?
[56] It holds up when I hear you say it.
[57] It's still pretty good.
[58] Yeah.
[59] I like it.
[60] Son is way out of control.
[61] Sonia, you're going to be okay?
[62] No. Your tolerance is way down because you've had children and been breastfeeding and you weren't drinking for a lot of time.
[63] No, I wasn't.
[64] For over a year, I wasn't drinking.
[65] And now I'll have this and then it's like party time.
[66] Right.
[67] Let me know if you need a refresher because we've got my lovely wife and sister -in -law on hand.
[68] You do?
[69] I need a refresher.
[70] Okay.
[71] Can we summon one of you guys to...
[72] But you know what?
[73] Maybe I should pace myself.
[74] Up to you.
[75] No, it's fun.
[76] It's funnier if you don't.
[77] Yeah.
[78] There's nothing.
[79] There's something less amusing on a podcast than someone pacing themselves.
[80] We've got people.
[81] People are invested right now.
[82] Can I eat these strawberry bits?
[83] Yeah.
[84] Yeah, sure.
[85] Go ahead.
[86] I'm going to try and keep this boat on course if I can.
[87] Thank you, Amanda.
[88] Thanks, Amanda.
[89] Thank you very much, Amanda.
[90] Where's ice?
[91] It's in the cooler.
[92] Oh, you're on mic there, too, if you need.
[93] Where's ice?
[94] In the cooler.
[95] I'm glad we got that in a lot.
[96] a really good high, high -deaf quality audio.
[97] Thank you, honey.
[98] You're living the life.
[99] Look at you here.
[100] You're king of the podcast world.
[101] Your beautiful wife is bringing you a kooky concoction of your own devising.
[102] And we're all huddled around this gorgeous fire courtesy of the good people at Solo Stove.
[103] Now that's a fine machine.
[104] I'll say that right there.
[105] If I'm going to build a fire outside, I want a solo stove.
[106] You know what?
[107] I'm going to stoke the fire, put in a little loggy poo, and I'm going to give it a honk job.
[108] That's kind?
[109] No, any use I was, that's where I was going.
[110] Oh, God.
[111] I'm trapped here with these idiots.
[112] All right, well, that doesn't matter.
[113] I can still.
[114] Also, I just burned my face off.
[115] No, you didn't, because the solo stone is very safe.
[116] Normally, I would have burned my face off.
[117] Oh, thank you.
[118] Oh, my God, Amanda, thank you so much.
[119] Are you good, Conzi?
[120] I'm really good, and it's Conan.
[121] Oh.
[122] Okay?
[123] And your employer, you fucker.
[124] Okay.
[125] You're like the guy who has dinner with his boss, and then humiliates himself.
[126] And you're going to listen to this tomorrow and be like, Coenzy, I called him.
[127] And Amanda's going to be saying, what were you doing?
[128] It's true because.
[129] You kept saying honk job?
[130] Hey, Coenzy?
[131] Today when I was like cleaning the backyard and we had to kind of like figure out who was going to watch Glenn at certain points and I was like, but the boss is coming over for dinner.
[132] Right.
[133] I used to love that.
[134] I mean, I grew up watching Bewitched.
[135] It comes like Bewitched in reruns.
[136] Thank you.
[137] And that was the thing.
[138] This is an old trope is the boss is coming over.
[139] And everything's going to be perfect.
[140] And then, of course, the housewife always ruins everything.
[141] And, of course, the boss or the new client finds it delightful.
[142] Yeah.
[143] And says, I see what you're doing.
[144] This is a new ad campaign.
[145] I love it.
[146] You're a genius, Stevens.
[147] That's you.
[148] You're the boss.
[149] You're Larry Tate.
[150] I am Larry Tate.
[151] How's this?
[152] I am the Larry Tate of late night.
[153] I'm the Larry Tate of late night comics.
[154] He's great.
[155] That was always my...
[156] Larry Tate was great.
[157] Tell us more about Larry Tate.
[158] Tate.
[159] Yeah.
[160] Tell us what you liked about Larry Tate.
[161] Larry Tate just had this, like, really great way of commanding a scene.
[162] And he actually did.
[163] Yeah, he did.
[164] She's doing a pretty good job of line.
[165] Because I know who Larry Tate.
[166] What did you like about his hair?
[167] I liked that, like, natural highlights that he had when he would just...
[168] You mean, like, blonde highlights?
[169] Yeah, like, he would have those natural blonde highlights, because he was from California originally.
[170] I don't know if you knew about that.
[171] No, I didn't.
[172] We should find out the actor who played Larry Tate.
[173] You could probably look that up at some point.
[174] I have to know it.
[175] Sam.
[176] Okay, you're just out of control.
[177] I can't do this.
[178] You can't.
[179] No, Larry Tate was the guy who was Samantha's husbands, you know, Darren Stevens, his boss, the boss.
[180] Do you two know any new people?
[181] No. No, I stopped learning, yeah, not interesting.
[182] I stopped learning new things.
[183] In 1982.
[184] When Oingo Boingo came out with their first hit, I said, I'm good.
[185] Yep.
[186] I'm going to stick with everything up until now.
[187] When Wilson Phillips dropped that first album, I said, I'm done.
[188] I don't need anything more.
[189] I can't get any better, first of all.
[190] Oh, yours was you can't get any better, but you're not an Oingo -Boingo fan.
[191] So hold on for one more day.
[192] Things are going to change.
[193] Things are going your way.
[194] Hold on for one more day.
[195] I like the part where it gets the drum goes, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, yeah.
[196] And it's almost like a, I mean, it wasn't rap.
[197] Yeah.
[198] But it was, it told you where.
[199] It's a breakdown.
[200] It was kind of a breakdown.
[201] Yeah.
[202] You guys are so cool.
[203] Listen.
[204] I was at a mall today and a bunch of 15 -year -olds walked up to me and they said, we love the podcast.
[205] More Larry Tate, more Wilson Phillips.
[206] And I said, you got it.
[207] And then they said, you better be sitting near a solo stove.
[208] Those things burn wood efficiently.
[209] They're beautiful.
[210] There's no smoke.
[211] There's no smoke, and I said, kids, it's on.
[212] Tune in tonight.
[213] Of course, then I'm in the car, and I realized we taped these in advance, and there's no tuning in tonight to the podcast.
[214] I was ticking the talk the other day.
[215] Yeah.
[216] And a bunch of kids came up to me on TikTok.
[217] Yeah.
[218] And they said, what you're doing is what I need.
[219] Yep.
[220] And they said...
[221] Have you made a TikTok video?
[222] Ever?
[223] No, I never have.
[224] It was a bridge too far for me. Did you ever make a TikTok video?
[225] I did with David.
[226] Yeah, he did it with us on the podcast.
[227] Your other assistant, the one who does the assistant.
[228] The assistant.
[229] We call him The Assistant.
[230] What is your title?
[231] You don't do anything.
[232] I still your assistant.
[233] What do you do now?
[234] Except ask me to be the godfather of your children.
[235] Ask me for this.
[236] Ask me for that.
[237] Write the forward for your book.
[238] And then narrate it.
[239] Then narrate it for the audio book.
[240] Oh, you do the whole narration?
[241] Yeah, he did.
[242] She's totally scammed me. Oh, she really has.
[243] All I do now is work for Sona Enterprises.
[244] You're her assistant.
[245] Yes.
[246] Oh, my God.
[247] I got her dry cleaning yesterday.
[248] It's brilliant.
[249] You're like Kaiser Sonson.
[250] Jose.
[251] Wait, so that one you're cool with?
[252] Yeah.
[253] Kaiser Sosei?
[254] Yeah.
[255] Of course.
[256] Well, that's not far after Wilson Phillips.
[257] I know who Wilson Phillips is.
[258] I just like, I'm not about to sing the song on a podcast because I also don't know the word.
[259] Okay.
[260] Take it easy.
[261] Don't shame us.
[262] I'm sorry.
[263] I just, who the fuck is Larry Dade?
[264] Played by David White.
[265] David White.
[266] Thank you, Eduardo.
[267] I was close when I said, Sam.
[268] David White, there's a clue to his actual hair.
[269] You know what?
[270] We don't have, because we're out in the wilderness, we don't have Wi -Fi.
[271] So Eduardo just knew that.
[272] Well, he sent a runner.
[273] Did you see that?
[274] He sent way off.
[275] I saw him hand.
[276] This was so cool.
[277] You didn't see this.
[278] But there's a little bench, not far from our wonderful little campfire here.
[279] And I saw Eduardo write, Larry Tate, actor who played in question mark on a little piece of paper, and he handed it to this, looked like to be a 15 -year -old boy.
[280] Yeah.
[281] And the boy just took off in the woods and ran.
[282] Yeah.
[283] The boy's dead.
[284] Yeah, he was only wearing a loincloth in the first place.
[285] He was wearing a loincloth made of bacon, and I think the bears got him.
[286] But another runner came back with the answer.
[287] So good job, Eduardo.
[288] Next time, no loincloth made it bacon.
[289] He got it.
[290] I'm just going to lose runners left and right.
[291] No loincloth at all, Eduardo.
[292] You work for us.
[293] What kind of critters are out here, Matt?
[294] Oh, well, here's a sad story.
[295] When we moved into this place, we inherited two rabbits.
[296] And they mean you inherit They were in a little hutch in the backyard?
[297] They were, yes.
[298] And the hutch was fully gated But it didn't have a ceiling And they said, don't worry, they're safe Well, we didn't realize Because they had three giant dogs That was what was keeping these rabbits safe As soon as they left Bobcats got the rabbits No, that's terrible And we thought it was a coyote at first So one of them got eaten And I built a coyote -proof ceiling But it turns out it was a bobcat And the bobcat got in And got the other rabbit.
[299] So a bobcat can get through a coyote -proof ceiling That's the lesson These ceilings are very specific Very, yeah So the coyote walked up I mean the bobcat walked up and was like Nah damn it There's a wait a minute That's coyote proof And he looked to a camera That wasn't there and said Not bobcat proof Yeah I'm gonna tell you guys A chilling tale Oh this is good This campfire It's like a coast True story I hope I haven't said this before But this is a true story Okay By the way I should have peed Before we started this Chilling I just really, really, you know, you don't, you don't even have to, we're camping.
[300] Yeah.
[301] So I know you, you're very fastidious and uptight and you're going to want to go into your, Are you kidding?
[302] You're nice.
[303] I'm happy to pee in the backyard.
[304] You want to go to your special Frank Lloyd Wright toilet.
[305] But.
[306] Now that sounds good too.
[307] You can pee in your own, in your own yard, you know.
[308] I know I can.
[309] Don't let the fact that there's 35 technicians here.
[310] Make you feel bad anyway.
[311] I can and have, but I won't now.
[312] Okay, Eduardo, do me a favor.
[313] Give me the exact day that Nixon resigned the presidency.
[314] This is important.
[315] He's sending a runner off now.
[316] He's written on a piece of paper.
[317] And someone in a beekeeper's outfit made of beef jerky.
[318] August 8, 1974 is when he gave his resignation speech.
[319] Is that the day he gets on the helicopter?
[320] You should know that.
[321] August 8th?
[322] Okay, it's important that I'll get this right.
[323] Nixon resigned from office on August 9th, 1974, according to Wikipedia.
[324] Okay.
[325] August 8th, 1974.
[326] This is a true story.
[327] My parents, there's a woman who came and helped out my parents for a little bit.
[328] There were six of us.
[329] My parents are working.
[330] And then she departed the family.
[331] She was like moving on to something else.
[332] And she had come from, I think, Nova Scotia.
[333] And so she gifted us a bunch of little baby chicks, little, uh, little, you know, little ducklings.
[334] And she gave us these, and we kept them in a little, we didn't know what we were doing, but we just kept them in the backyard, and we put a piece of little fence around them.
[335] Oh, Jesus.
[336] And we had them for like two or three days.
[337] The backdrop, all this is.
[338] Two or three days.
[339] I'm just saying two or three days prior to this story.
[340] We had them.
[341] Hold on, hold on.
[342] Oh, yeah, I thought you meant.
[343] No, no. So we had the, we had, well, maybe you're really fun people to tell a story to them.
[344] Sorry.
[345] So both of you have a nice slice of fuck yourself pie.
[346] You're the worst.
[347] It's just the worst.
[348] I'm sorry.
[349] No, no, it's good.
[350] It's terrific.
[351] Anyway.
[352] Is there pie?
[353] Yeah, there's pie.
[354] So, anyway, that's the story is when there are a little backyard, we have this, we've made a little circle of mesh, and these little baby chicks are in there going, and we're literally watching Nixon resign on television.
[355] in Brookline, Massachusetts.
[356] So how old are you?
[357] Like 11, right?
[358] Yeah, I'm 11.
[359] I'm smart.
[360] We're watching Nixon resign.
[361] He's like, you know, I'm going to resign.
[362] That's pretty much how it went, kids.
[363] Look it up.
[364] Oh, they got me, they got me good.
[365] I'm out of here.
[366] Yeah, I got to go.
[367] I'm going to resign tomorrow.
[368] That's what's going to happen, she?
[369] And so Nixon's resigning, and all of a sudden we hear all this insane shrieking in the backyard, and we grabbed flashlights and we run.
[370] out there and raccoons had totally helter -skeltered our chicks and what I saw were little webbed feet they chomped the birds and then like it was an appetizer yes I think they held the birds by the little webbed feet and chomp them and then put them back like that's the toothpick that you put in the napkin for the waiter that's what the fucking raccoons did they chomped it and then they put the little feet down and one of the I guess ducks was nonchalant because its little legs were crossed kind of.
[371] No. Yeah, he was a very nonchalant duck.
[372] And so I think he was just leaning against the mesh and he got chomped but his legs were stuck in this very cool I don't, you know, I don't give two fuck sort of pose, but I guess now he does.
[373] And the raccoons took off.
[374] That is my memory of whenever I see any footage or any picture of Nixon resigning.
[375] All I can think about are those little duck feet in our backyard.
[376] Their feet left behind.
[377] I don't know why I'm laughing.
[378] Are you laughing?
[379] Those butchers.
[380] That's just horrible.
[381] Those butchers.
[382] That's the worst story.
[383] That's the worst story I've ever.
[384] Well, it's a campfire.
[385] Isn't it a campfire?
[386] Listen, I don't think those little things weren't going to make it anyway.
[387] Come on.
[388] We didn't take care of stuff.
[389] Yeah, they might have.
[390] One of my brothers didn't make it.
[391] Ben.
[392] No one looked after Ben.
[393] Ben O 'Brien.
[394] Yeah, Ben was the one after Justin and no one gave a shit.
[395] Was there a Josh?
[396] What?
[397] There was a Josh.
[398] We think.
[399] He's alive, but he wandered away.
[400] My parents did not have their eye on the ball, let's just say.
[401] Well, six kids would be tough.
[402] Especially the kids that they had.
[403] Yeah.
[404] We were feral.
[405] Where are you, in the six children, I know where you lie, Kronaut?
[406] Smartest.
[407] Oh, wait, what?
[408] Like, I mean, high maintenance -wise, you've got to be the highest.
[409] Nope.
[410] No?
[411] Oh, for God's sake, no. I'll tell you this, it's true story.
[412] That's not a story, it's just a description.
[413] I was a very sweet little boy.
[414] No. I was a sweet little boy.
[415] No way.
[416] And very sweet to my mom, a real mama's boy, if you will.
[417] Very sweet, very nice.
[418] She said I was a mush.
[419] Like the others were kind of squirble, you know, fidgety and squirrel.
[420] And she always said I was a mush.
[421] I was the only one with sort of bright orange hair.
[422] I had this very strange name.
[423] I stuck out.
[424] And then, or was it stuck out?
[425] You can't say stuck out.
[426] You stuck out.
[427] I just wanted to hear you try and fix it.
[428] Yeah, you nailed it.
[429] I was going to say you struck out.
[430] But that's baseball.
[431] But anywho, I was very sweet, and then I became a monster at some point.
[432] I don't know what happened.
[433] What did happen?
[434] I became kind of evil.
[435] When did all this happen?
[436] Was there like a transformation?
[437] Was it a...
[438] It's my origin story, and you're going to...
[439] I'm not going to give this away on some chill chums.
[440] What are you going to save it for?
[441] My book.
[442] Oh, yeah.
[443] I'm a real stinker by Conan O 'Brien.
[444] You're not lettered.
[445] You can't...
[446] You can't read or write.
[447] I can get someone.
[448] On your first day, at late night, were you already abusive to everybody who worked for you?
[449] That's a terrible thing to say.
[450] Did you punch people for fun and did you Have you ever punched someone?
[451] Yeah, of course.
[452] It's fun.
[453] It's really fun when they can't do anything because they have to tow the line.
[454] It's hilarious.
[455] You're a sociopath.
[456] Yeah, you are.
[457] Oh, please.
[458] But like, you know, when did you start, like, belittling the people who are here?
[459] And I'll remind you you're under oath.
[460] Okay.
[461] You've had so much to drink you think I took an oath.
[462] Sips.
[463] Sona, I think I'm a very good boss.
[464] I really do.
[465] You know what?
[466] After all the favors you've done for me and all the nice things you've done for me and stuff?
[467] Yeah, you are.
[468] Okay, well, I haven't seen any of this.
[469] I think I'm back to even with you, Sona.
[470] What do you mean?
[471] I think I've committed great crimes, but I also think I've done a lot of nice things.
[472] And I think we're right now.
[473] We're not even.
[474] No, as in I, I'm like, I...
[475] Oh, you're in my debt.
[476] I'm in your debt.
[477] Really?
[478] It's that much.
[479] And I'm in Gourley's debt.
[480] Oh.
[481] No, I mean, because I haven't...
[482] He's known you that long.
[483] Yeah.
[484] But, you know, and he does a great job with the podcast.
[485] He does.
[486] And who am I to belittle this man who's built a wonderful matchstick home out here.
[487] And, you know, it's beautiful.
[488] Well, I'm saying it's a nice matchstick.
[489] It's like a nice arts and crafts.
[490] Yeah.
[491] Yeah, I've never heard that.
[492] I just made it up.
[493] It's insulting.
[494] I just think it would go up very quickly.
[495] Well, now you're more in my debt.
[496] Or said anything.
[497] But I was like, how do I cash in this debt?
[498] You just have to stick it out for like 25 years.
[499] I can't do that.
[500] Yes, you can.
[501] And then it's going to make him do it.
[502] I'm gonna be, I'm gonna do some really nice stuff to you for you 25 years from now.
[503] Like what?
[504] Oh, I'm gonna get you a sweet ride.
[505] What?
[506] Yeah.
[507] No, you don't get a car.
[508] I'm getting you a sweet ride.
[509] I am capable of Elvis -like, you know, demonstrations of gratitude.
[510] Like you're gonna get me a nickel -plated 45 caliber like he gave to Nixon?
[511] No, I'm not into guns.
[512] I'm not gonna do that, but I would, I'd get you a sweet.
[513] Someday I'm gonna toss you the keys of a sweet ride.
[514] What the hell?
[515] It won't be my car.
[516] I'm just gonna.
[517] give you the keys and you're going to drive it like an idiot.
[518] It's an ice cream truck.
[519] And you're going to get arrested.
[520] Excuse me. Hold on a car.
[521] No. We did a remote and you ruined my car.
[522] And then you handed me the keys to a really shitty car that was like 20 years old that people had clearly been murdered in.
[523] And now you're going to buy a girlie a car?
[524] I did that because I'm sorry.
[525] I should, you should.
[526] I think Oprah blew it.
[527] Because Oprah used to get her, you know, people in her audience and people on her staff these wonderful gifts.
[528] I made a remote We shot this with cameras You can see it online Where I totally destroyed your car You did And debased it And made fun of you And then said don't rail Get you a new car And got you an absolute Vile piece of crap And people think it's really funny Now if I had bought you A nice BMW yawn No one would be talking about that remote Have you guys seen the BMW yawn though It is really nice You know what else You like You tore my car apart, and then I was like, they'll fix it afterwards.
[529] And then Jason, who's here, Chalemi, came, and he's like trying to fix it.
[530] And you actually broke my car in many places that could not be fixed.
[531] And so you made it worse than it was before we shut that thing.
[532] You're carefully disassembling a car that's precious to someone isn't funny.
[533] Smashing it, look at you, you're laughing, and it happened to you.
[534] And it was funny.
[535] And come on, that car was awful.
[536] It was a terrible car.
[537] months later, it just stopped moving on the freeway.
[538] This is interesting.
[539] What year did this remote happen?
[540] Like six years ago?
[541] Because I want to say that it's funny that I watched that as a fan.
[542] And Sona's great.
[543] Conan's great.
[544] I never thought I'd be here.
[545] Loving you, Sona.
[546] I mean...
[547] I'm here to help you.
[548] We can help you.
[549] This is like birthing a baby.
[550] It's just hard to complicate.
[551] Well, no, it's tough.
[552] Like when you idolize someone and then they're there, It's hard to put it into word.
[553] How?
[554] That's exactly.
[555] I mean, just don't me. Your heroes has never been more.
[556] You know, and here you are in my own home and, ah, how do I get you out?
[557] And I'm wired in for sound.
[558] No, I think we had a good time.
[559] And I think, I love not.
[560] I love not summing it up.
[561] I love not summing it up.
[562] I think we had a good time.
[563] No, no, we had a good time.
[564] And, Gourley, I do think, I'll say this, you give as good as you get, buddy.
[565] Oh, well, I had to.
[566] I wasn't that way till I met you.
[567] That's not true.
[568] You've always had this ability.
[569] No. Tell me you're not a wisecrack and you know, you've always been able to, you know.
[570] I wisecrack with, not at.
[571] I had to learn to at, you know what I mean?
[572] That's good.
[573] I had to defend myself.
[574] I think I am like your little brother that had to learn to put his dukes up.
[575] He never did.
[576] To this day, I wail on him and he just keeps his hands by his side.
[577] He's a pacifist.
[578] He made a huge mistake.
[579] He declared himself.
[580] a pacifist when he was five.
[581] And I said, that's real funny.
[582] And then I hit him with a trash can.
[583] You're awful.
[584] Yeah, worst guy ever.
[585] Sorry, Justin, you had it coming.
[586] Justin's the nicest, too.
[587] Well, we'll see.
[588] It's probably good.
[589] It's like Ben.
[590] Ben, you know, I used to do that.
[591] I used to tell Justin, if you don't straighten up, you're going to end up like Ben.
[592] And he'd be like, who's Ben, I'd say.
[593] I would look wistfully in the backyard towards a pile of leaves.
[594] Turns a pile of chicken feet.
[595] And I would just say, you know, he didn't buy it because my other brothers and sisters tried to go along with it.
[596] But they didn't pick up on the name that I was using.
[597] They'd be like, that's right.
[598] You don't want to end up like Nick.
[599] And I'm like, fuck.
[600] It's got to be Ben.
[601] It's got to be Ben.
[602] Yeah, you have to have a consistency there.
[603] Well, I got to pee.
[604] All right.
[605] Why don't you go urinate?
[606] I have a good time.
[607] Sona, we're going to cut you off soon.
[608] You should.
[609] And I just want to thank everyone for checking out this very special episode.
[610] of chill chums in the backyard, Gourley's wonderful home here in Pasadena.
[611] Yep.
[612] We're in the wild.
[613] We may never be heard from again.
[614] Oh, we might not.
[615] Yeah.
[616] We're going to pitch a tent in camp here tonight, right, chums?
[617] No. I pitched a tent 10 minutes ago.
[618] Oh, come on.
[619] Wait, that's right.
[620] There's no microphone there.
[621] No, exactly.
[622] And what I meant by that, and I don't want anyone to get offended is I really did pitch a tent.
[623] Oh, I thought you got aroused after you told your duck story.
[624] No, no, that's what I meant.
[625] I really did pitch a tent.
[626] Is somebody getting a honk chop or not?
[627] I can flip back and forth now.
[628] Wait, did you say that you pitched a tent?
[629] Oh, yeah, I pitched a tent.
[630] Oh, that's not offensive.
[631] No, but I pitched a tent.
[632] Oh, my God, I'm really offended.
[633] No, no, no, no. I meant I pitched a tent.
[634] Oh, that's fine.
[635] Yeah, and then I pitched a tent.
[636] Yeah.
[637] Oh, my God, you're under arrest.
[638] Yeah.
[639] You just don't know.
[640] Well, I'm rocking a sundial.
[641] Get the fuck out of here.
[642] Go have yourself.
[643] It's a little pee -pee time for Gourley.
[644] I'll just sit here by myself.
[645] Gourley's little peepy time.
[646] Come with me. That's a little spin -off podcast.
[647] Summer Smoors with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[648] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[649] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Joanna Solitaireoff, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson at Earwolf.
[650] Music by Jimmy Vivino.
[651] Supervising producer Aaron Blaird.
[652] Associate talent producer Jennifer Samples.
[653] Associate producers Sean Doherty and Lisa.
[654] Suburm, engineered by Will Bechton.
[655] Please rate, review, and subscribe to Conan O 'Brien needs a friend on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever fine podcasts are downloaded.
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