#1984 - Brian Redban

[0] Joe Rogan podcast, checking out.

[1] The Joe Rogan Experience.

[2] Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

[3] Hello, Joe, what's going on?

[4] How are you doing?

[5] Good.

[6] Nice spacesuit.

[7] You have a nice base suit as well.

[8] Cool.

[9] Why did you choose blue?

[10] I don't know.

[11] The silver one's a little intense.

[12] Yeah, it's a sweat box.

[13] It's weird how warm they get?

[14] Yeah.

[15] It's like one of them emergency blankets.

[16] You ever seen them?

[17] Those little thin silver ones?

[18] Like, how can that help you?

[19] Yeah.

[20] I guess it does somehow.

[21] maintains heat mm -hmm mm -hmm so what's it like being a club owner what's it like to be a club owner to you sir it's weird who would have ever thought I know that makes no sense when we started doing this podcast that one day we'd both be club owners right next door to each other that's what's hilarious yeah and people like do you does it bother you the red band opened up a club three doors down like no it's great it's great because it's uh you know what it's like you have two rooms like you have your beautiful big boy or whatever but that's what means the main room yeah fat man's the main room and then your other one I think is the OR and I feel like mine's kind of like the belly room because it has the same like you know the same kind of shows that are in the belly room the same kind of like the comics are experimenting with new things over there so it's kind of like the main three now I always I think it's kind of cool well we have so many good spots just on that one street I mean Vulcan is just a few doors down creaking the cave is just a block away it's crazy it's like and when you're in town and when different comics are in town like voss was at the Vulcan and then he came by did my club and then you know all these different people are doing that just going back and forth and it's great yeah it's awesome yeah i fucking love it yeah it's and i think it's because there's no major sports teams here right you know so there's there's music and comedy are the big things in this town so i think the music uh set everybody up for going to going out to see live shows.

[22] Because it's like a culture of going to see live shows in this town that was established by people going to see music.

[23] There's so much fucking...

[24] Ellis Bullard got ripped off.

[25] Did you see that shit?

[26] They're in South Carolina, I think.

[27] Fucking cunt.

[28] What happened?

[29] Dirty thieves.

[30] They stole...

[31] Yeah, they broke into his trailer, stole his guitars, his amps, everything.

[32] Now he's got three more shows and no equipment.

[33] I saw that.

[34] So is it Ellis Bullard music on Instagram?

[35] I think he's going to put up a GoFund me. He's got to go out and buy guitars.

[36] Oh, look at that.

[37] Oh, look at that guitar, too.

[38] Fuck.

[39] You know, that's a kind of guitar, though, that when somebody tries to sell it, it'll probably get back to him.

[40] Well, hopefully, because of this, we'll tell everybody.

[41] But it's, what is it, 1979 guitar?

[42] Is that what it said?

[43] A Dobro?

[44] Yeah.

[45] So an Eastman 10D, Dobro, two telecasters and a custom.

[46] Fucking skull back.

[47] That sucks.

[48] It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

[49] He's the best.

[50] He's talented as fuck, too.

[51] There it is, 1979.

[52] Doe, bro.

[53] Yeah, man, that's ugly.

[54] There's some scumbag musician that'll buy that, knowing it's stolen.

[55] Right.

[56] Desperate people.

[57] That sucks.

[58] Yeah, thievery is just so gross.

[59] It's amazing how little there is, though.

[60] I was thinking about that the other day about car accidents.

[61] People suck at driving.

[62] But, God, it's amazing how few car accidents there are.

[63] Most people, every day, you're just moving around.

[64] No car accident.

[65] it is weird and you always you have to have trust in everybody too like there's sometimes when you're driving by the semi and you're like okay i hope you see me yeah bro it's all phones people need that apple car play it's the shit it you don't you can do anything that you need to do without ever touching the phone you just say hey Siri call red van bam hey Siri text my mom what do you want to say and then you just say it it's like you can you can say hey Siri navigate to and you You go wherever the fuck you need to go.

[66] You don't have to touch anything.

[67] It's the best.

[68] It's a real bummer that Tesla won't do that.

[69] Why won't you do that?

[70] Because they said that theirs is better than Apple.

[71] It's not.

[72] It's one of the worst things I've ever used.

[73] They get some things right and something's really wrong.

[74] Really wrong is the fob.

[75] What is it called?

[76] It's not called a fob.

[77] What is it called the fucking...

[78] The car key thing?

[79] The stupid handle.

[80] The yoke.

[81] Oh, it's so dumb.

[82] Yeah.

[83] It's just no. No with the yoke.

[84] So give me a goddamn steering wheel.

[85] Well, now you can.

[86] Now they give you the option.

[87] You could probably get yours retrofitted with it back on now because now it's an option when you order a car now.

[88] Can I get the horn in the center, please?

[89] That's the dumbest thing ever.

[90] Sons of bitches.

[91] And they also sell third -party steering wheels that actually is a yoke, but they see the one on the bottom right where it makes it a little bit better.

[92] That's actually cool.

[93] Yeah.

[94] Does third party?

[95] They did a nice interior in that car too.

[96] Yeah, like the interior is like I was in the interior of, um, um, uh, A Porsche electric car?

[97] It's very nice.

[98] Very nice.

[99] That's the new one?

[100] No, that's another aftermarket.

[101] But do they have it as an option?

[102] Can I, like, go to Tesla and say, hey, get rid of this whack -ass steering wheel?

[103] Yeah.

[104] Yeah, when you order, just go to Tesla .com and act like you're ordering a car, and one of the options should be, like, Model S. One of the options is you can get a steering wheel.

[105] Yeah, from what I understand.

[106] It's just for driving, for actually, like, turning.

[107] and parking it's stupid yeah the yoke is stupid it's funny because when they first uh when they first uh there right steering wheel yeah you can choose regular aha give me a goddamn steering wheel yeah when they first announced it though i was like that's the coolest thing ever i want that so bad but just like the little thing i'm not putting the horn in the middle and the turn singles it looks like the horn no no the horn's back in the middle yeah it's it yeah definitely yeah that's what i need Elon.

[108] Why wouldn't you put the horn in the middle?

[109] Are you sure?

[110] Yeah.

[111] Well, what I'm seeing is when I change it from yoke, the buttons all stay the same, it's just the outside seat.

[112] Yeah, because the new yoke has the horn in the center as well.

[113] Oh, that does?

[114] Yeah.

[115] Okay.

[116] Yeah, they fixed it.

[117] The mind doesn't.

[118] Yeah, it sucks.

[119] Some guy cut in front of me, and I was like, Jesus, buddy.

[120] Just looking for the...

[121] And the turn single, do you constantly hit the turn singles?

[122] Always wrong.

[123] So bad.

[124] Accidentally hit left, right, right?

[125] This is the, the, the stock is the way to go.

[126] Yeah.

[127] It's so easy.

[128] It never gets in the way.

[129] There's nothing back there.

[130] Your hands are never back there.

[131] So it just like, did it, left, right.

[132] We know how to do it.

[133] It's perfect.

[134] Yeah, there's even that second stock that I even forget that it's even there sometimes because I never even see it.

[135] Yeah.

[136] The one in behind this left stock.

[137] Well, that's the adjuster, right?

[138] Right.

[139] But there's like a whole thing there you never see, you know?

[140] In doing everything on the screen to make things simple, they make things way more complicated.

[141] Like, if you have to adjust your mirrors, Jesus Christ.

[142] Right.

[143] You got to get in there and do, do, and then lift for the left and lift for the right.

[144] No. Stop.

[145] You're making me think too much.

[146] When in my car, I don't even have to look at it.

[147] I just reach over, I press the button, and I can adjust it.

[148] I just do it real quick, easy.

[149] It's better.

[150] Physical buttons are better.

[151] Always.

[152] Always.

[153] Slide to reverse.

[154] The worst is when the car has their, volume knob and adjustments on the screen.

[155] Oh, terrible.

[156] Am I touching up?

[157] You want to be able to do it where you can keep looking at the road.

[158] Just reach over, grab the knob, turn it to the left, turn it to the right.

[159] You know?

[160] Volume.

[161] We know how to do it.

[162] Temperature.

[163] Easy, button.

[164] Yeah.

[165] Button go high.

[166] Button go low.

[167] Come on.

[168] Just make the buttons look sexier.

[169] Prettier knows how to do it.

[170] Yeah.

[171] Portia's got all buttons.

[172] They figured it out.

[173] I looked in their interior.

[174] I'm like, that's a better interior.

[175] They know how to do it.

[176] They've been doing cars forever.

[177] Everybody tries to, like, reinvent the wheel.

[178] Yeah.

[179] Some parts, like blinkers.

[180] Click, click, click, click.

[181] Keep it like that.

[182] Don't be putting it on the steering wheel like an asshole.

[183] And companies are coming back to it.

[184] Also, look at the latest MacBook Pros.

[185] They're bringing back the SD card reader.

[186] They're bringing back all the ports that they got rid of, you know?

[187] Are they really?

[188] Yeah, but then you hear these rumors that the iPhone is going to get rid of buttons.

[189] And it's, you know, it's going to have zero buttons.

[190] The whole thing is...

[191] What disturbs to me is going to all wireless charging.

[192] Oh.

[193] Like, why are you doing it?

[194] That's the worst.

[195] You know it's slower.

[196] That doesn't make it any sense.

[197] Like just making that everyone has to have a wireless port somewhere.

[198] Everyone has cords, man. Keep the cords.

[199] Just go to USBC.

[200] You see that?

[201] I saw Lupos this yesterday.

[202] It's like the new...

[203] Prototype.

[204] Yeah.

[205] Who knows if this out's going to be.

[206] It's going to have the new USBC port, which is the...

[207] This is the ultra?

[208] Yeah.

[209] It's basically the same, but I guess that's like the ultra watch, I think, probably with the titanium outside, maybe.

[210] So what is different?

[211] The screen border.

[212] is a lot smaller it has a USB SC port now and the volume rocker is not it's not two buttons anymore it's one long button and the mute button the clicky switch to mute that never works is now a button that's going to be used for like an action button I guess so how will you mute it now we probably hold that down for a second or something that makes sense yeah look at this top comment I will never use an iPhone.

[213] Android people are hilarious.

[214] They are so in a cult.

[215] They really don't, like, we're against the machine, man. Literally, your phone is used by more humans than any other phone on Earth.

[216] I sent them photos to a group chat last night and half a second group chat without the Android person so they can get the photos uncompressed and they look good.

[217] Because in that group chat, they're all fucked.

[218] They can't see the photos.

[219] I don't know if you know that.

[220] Oh.

[221] If you have an Android person in your iPhone group chat, they get the photos good that Android will get them but everybody else everybody else find one will not get them good why?

[222] Because it compresses it because it goes to the test and then it goes to everybody else you have to like leave them out make a new group chat be like sorry is that why it always says like message failed to send and then I'll send it like 10 more times and people are like why does he send me this 10 times because it keeps on saying it failed so it's like if you text message from an iPhone it's inferior if you text message an image which text, not SMS.

[223] Not trying to talk shit on my Android's, but that's what I do you see it perfectly fine and be like, what are you talking about?

[224] I see it looks great on my phone.

[225] Look, I'll send you photos.

[226] It'll be great.

[227] But it gets compressed to the iPhone.

[228] But yeah, when it goes from that Android through the network again, it'll be dog shit on those fucking Android or on iPhones, I'm sorry.

[229] Especially video.

[230] It's very frustrating that you can't just go back and forth that they've created this walled garden with Apple.

[231] Because one thing that Android does that's really good, is they're always the first with like foldables.

[232] They're the first with crazy Zoom lenses.

[233] They're the first with, they figure out everything first.

[234] They have way better screen real estate.

[235] There's much more screen to an Android phone than there is to an iPhone.

[236] You know that stupid fucking, what is that thing in the top that nobody really cares about?

[237] Right, the island.

[238] The island is the fuck out of here with your island.

[239] Who's using that island?

[240] Android has better fake moons.

[241] Yeah, the fake moon.

[242] They get so busted with that fake moon.

[243] You can't sneak things past the internet.

[244] When those guys figured out that you could take a blurry photo and put it up on a laptop and then zoom in on it and your phone will make it look perfect.

[245] And I always wondered about that because when you got the Galaxy S -21, you sent me a phone, a moon photo, and I was like, holy shit.

[246] And it made me want one so bad.

[247] I know.

[248] He sent me that.

[249] It was pretty cool.

[250] But now I feel like a loser.

[251] You just sent me a JPEG.

[252] I said you had drawing.

[253] NFT.

[254] Yeah, it was fucking CGI.

[255] What are they saying it is?

[256] Because it's clearly whatever that process is, it's not a photograph.

[257] No, it's like AI.

[258] It's pretty much, it knows what the moon looks like, and it uses yours as a reference to find what angle you are at, and then it just kind of fills in the gaps.

[259] So stupid.

[260] It's not a photo.

[261] It's not a photo.

[262] That's not a photo.

[263] It's fake.

[264] Like, how do they not get in trouble with that?

[265] That seems like that's a real, like, of trust.

[266] I think it is in the writing somewhere.

[267] People found out somewhere that it is in like the terms somewhere.

[268] Yeah.

[269] What was their excuse?

[270] What was Samsung's excuse?

[271] I don't think they've admitted to it.

[272] They did.

[273] They did.

[274] I thought at first they were like, I don't know what you're talking about.

[275] They're just going to keep their mouth shut.

[276] I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about.

[277] Their response was very Bud Lighty.

[278] You should know.

[279] Bud Lighty.

[280] Dude, has there ever been a business?

[281] ever in the history of businesses that got hit with a boycott like Bud Light did.

[282] Who fucking saw that coming?

[283] Who saw that coming?

[284] I mean, they fired two CEOs, right?

[285] Yeah.

[286] That's crazy off of image.

[287] They're down something like 21%, which is wild.

[288] That's so much, man. Like there's bars that refuse to sell it.

[289] That's ridiculous.

[290] There's bars that refuse to sell it because it's cost.

[291] causing fights because of people drink it guys will fuck with them totally which you totally could see some moron in a bar bro drinking a bud light you wearing a fucking skirt bro you support Dylan Mulvaney who yeah I can see a lot of a hundred percent I can see that happen that's a surefire scenario in some moron bar yeah you're drinking a bud light Miller light in and all the other beers need to, like, jump on this hard and just have, like, bikini beer commercials, like, nonstop right now.

[292] Right.

[293] Just tits and guns.

[294] Hunting and...

[295] Yeah.

[296] The problem is, like, light beer is a true alcoholics beer.

[297] Because it's something you could drink all day long.

[298] That's like a guy who just likes to work on transmissions.

[299] He's just back in the backyard, just drinking bud light all day long.

[300] I stopped beer.

[301] I used to only drink beer.

[302] And I haven't, I'll have a beer once a year maybe, but I just stopped drinking beer.

[303] Tequila's better.

[304] Yeah.

[305] Tequila seems to be the best in terms of like how you feel afterwards.

[306] Oh, yeah.

[307] And all of it's poison.

[308] All alcohol is basically poison.

[309] Absolutely.

[310] But tequila seems to be the best poison.

[311] Like your body absorbs it the best.

[312] There's no really hangovers as much with that also.

[313] Yeah, now when I drink whiskey, we would drink a tequila a lot lately.

[314] Now when I drink whiskey, I'm like, oh.

[315] yeah tequila press you ever have that what's that that's uh it's tequila with soda and a splash of sprite it's it's just it's it's great I just like the taste of tequila I don't like I mean I'll drink stuff like at the bar downstairs I always have those wild childs those are good they're tasty but I like I like booze to taste like booze I like to know what I'm getting into yeah I like to smell the fucking evilness in it I don't I mix my shit with like Kool -Aid and stuff like that Yeah you get a prime Yeah this shit It's just like the most sugary drink That doesn't have sugar in it What are they using for a sweetener?

[316] I don't know I haven't had the hydration one But I had the energy drink one It was pretty good Yeah I mean they taste amazing But they also taste like Kool -Aid With three times the sugar in it Really?

[317] So it's really good I mix this with like vodka and stuff It's a good mixer But Yeah too much, too strong.

[318] Well, that hydration market, all of a sudden, everyone's realizing they're not hydrated.

[319] Yeah.

[320] There's so many hydration products out now.

[321] And all those hydration products, the sodium content in those are out of the control.

[322] I don't know if you ever looked at just like one of the hydration products, sodium levels.

[323] Because I've been drinking like two or three of these thinking I'm drinking water, like doing good for my body.

[324] But then you look at the sodium level is like 1 ,000 milligrams.

[325] I don't necessarily think sodium in and of itself is bad for you.

[326] No?

[327] I think that's the electrolytes and stuff they're adding.

[328] Yeah.

[329] Some of that you want.

[330] Yeah, you want some.

[331] Particularly if you're exercising.

[332] Like, if that's an athletic drink, then you definitely want some sodium.

[333] You want all kinds of stuff.

[334] It's only has 10, so that's not bad at all.

[335] I don't think so.

[336] I think that's one of those things where there's, like, a lot of common misconceptions.

[337] Like salt.

[338] Like, people worried about salt is bad for you.

[339] Salt's an essential mineral.

[340] Like, you actually need salt.

[341] Like, I don't necessarily think salt's bad for you.

[342] I think we've got a lot of wives' tails floating around, and people, you know, had some information at one point in time that seemed to link sodium to certain diseases.

[343] But now I don't think they think that anymore.

[344] Let's find, like, is sodium bad for you?

[345] Like sodium and sports drinks and stuff.

[346] Joey Diaz used to always say.

[347] Yeah, but that's just Joey.

[348] Monosodium Glutimate.

[349] I heard that there was a salt that was bad for you.

[350] This is another one of those tales.

[351] Like Himalayan salt or pink salt.

[352] They found out there's something bad in it now.

[353] Really?

[354] Yeah.

[355] I might be wrong, but...

[356] I thought that was supposed to be the salt that's the best for you.

[357] That's like brown rice, you know?

[358] Maybe it's because they're not getting it all from there and they're saying it's that.

[359] I feel like I'm...

[360] Oh, that's right.

[361] Oh, like they're getting some bullshit salt.

[362] Not that they're dying in pink, but yeah, they're like saying it's that.

[363] And it's just, I don't know.

[364] Yeah.

[365] Dirty mine.

[366] pouring Kool -Aid on it.

[367] Turn it pink.

[368] Sodium and sport.

[369] What am I looking like how much?

[370] Yeah, is sodium bad for you?

[371] Google is sodium bad for you.

[372] Yeah, I think it's like everything else.

[373] This is the quick answer.

[374] It says.

[375] I should probably ask chat cheap.

[376] Your body needs a small amount of sodium to work properly, but too much sodium can be bad for your health.

[377] D diets higher and sodium are associated with the increased risk of developing high blood pressure, which is a major cause of stroke and heart disease.

[378] You know, the problem with that, That is diets high in sodium.

[379] Those people are probably overeating, too.

[380] Scroll, who is that source?

[381] FDA.

[382] You can't trust them.

[383] They're bought out by the pharmaceutical companies.

[384] It's horrors.

[385] They are whores.

[386] Do you know what's wild when you see, have you ever seen, like, different people that were the head of the FDA and then where they go after they leave?

[387] Yeah, they're major corporations.

[388] It's always Pfizer, Madonna.

[389] They go straight to drug companies.

[390] that should be illegal.

[391] That seems insane.

[392] That seems insane that you literally can be the regulatory body that helps these pharmaceutical drug companies and then join them.

[393] And get millions of dollars.

[394] My girlfriend just went to an allergy person where she had to get like a thousand shots and find out what she's allergic to.

[395] And she's allergic to everything.

[396] And she doesn't have insurance.

[397] So she went to the doctor and they were like, okay, we'll work with you not having insurance.

[398] And they finally prescribed her, her pill.

[399] And it was like $1 ,200 a pill or something like that.

[400] Like, she went to go pick up her prescription, and it was thousands of dollars.

[401] And she had to do it, like, every two weeks to get it filled up.

[402] How would you ever – like, one pill is $1 ,000.

[403] For allergies?

[404] Yes.

[405] I wish I knew what it was.

[406] But, like, it was the most ridiculous thing ever.

[407] Like, how would you expect anyone to pay for this?

[408] And you have these pills at H .E .B. right now?

[409] Like, that's what that Mark and Scorelli guy, whatever his name was.

[410] That's what he got in trouble for, right?

[411] Jacking up the price.

[412] Yeah, jacking up the price.

[413] Yeah.

[414] So what's the story with sodium?

[415] So I got an answer from chat GPT.

[416] It basically started off saying the same thing, but down here it gives you like a recommended.

[417] Okay.

[418] Sodium is an essential nutrient.

[419] The body needs in small amounts to function properly.

[420] It helps maintain the balance of fluids in the body and supports nerve and muscle function and helps regulate blood pressure.

[421] However, consuming too much sodium can have negative health effects.

[422] The most common concern with consuming too much sodium is that it can increase blood pressure, which can lead to higher risk of heart disease and stroke.

[423] High sodium intake can also increase the risk of developing kidney issues and osteoporosis.

[424] Recommended daily intake of sodium varies depending on age, sex, and other factors.

[425] But in general, adults should aim to consume no more than 2 ,300 milligrams of sodium per day.

[426] It's not that much.

[427] Yeah.

[428] Foods that are high in sodium include processed and packaged foods, fast foods, salty snacks.

[429] See, that's my point.

[430] It's like all that stuff, like it's associated with it, but is it causal, right?

[431] Is that what's causing it?

[432] Because the thing about people with high sodium diets is like usually their diet is bullshit.

[433] They're just eating all kinds of crap.

[434] Like if you have regular food, like healthy food, but you put salt on it, is that bad?

[435] I'm betting it's not that bad.

[436] I'm betting whatever the fuck is in the other stuff is what's getting you you know it's like whenever they do those uh epidemiology studies where they study like your your diet based on like a you fill out of form like how many times a week do you eat meat how many times how much cancer you have and then they like pool all that information together and they go meat is associated with cancer well it's like what else you eating are you eating grass fed steaks are you eating some shitty burger that's in a fucking process bun with some goofy ass mayo with salt or in sugar all over it and fries and shakes.

[437] Like, how do we know it's the meat?

[438] It sounds like your diet's bullshit.

[439] Like, so many people have bullshit diets.

[440] Yeah.

[441] That said, like, salt can't kill you.

[442] Like, if you, like, eat a pound of salt, you're fucking dead of shit.

[443] They used to think MSG was, like, this horrible monster.

[444] I don't think it's bad anymore.

[445] Huh?

[446] I don't think they think it's bad anymore.

[447] Right.

[448] It's not bad anywhere.

[449] Yeah, monosodium glutamate used to be the devil.

[450] Right.

[451] And there was a reason for it, and it was something really stupid.

[452] It was like legalization of marijuana is stupid.

[453] Really?

[454] It was never bad for you.

[455] I forget what it was.

[456] Wow.

[457] Industry or something.

[458] Bourdain always told me it wasn't bad for you.

[459] It's like, no, it's essential.

[460] It makes food taste way better.

[461] Especially like that kind of old school East Coast Chinese food with monosodium glutamate.

[462] It was the best.

[463] The best.

[464] It's delicious.

[465] The best.

[466] Put in more MS.

[467] Just don't eat it every day For imitation crab Do you know imitation crab is actually Really good?

[468] Like if you've ever seen those imitation crab legs at the grocery store and they look Real but it's this imitation It tastes exactly like crab legs Well what's in there?

[469] It's just fish Yoga mats It's just yeah that's what I thought I thought it was just like yoga mats and like Wheat or something No it's fish it's just a different kind of fish Oh asking Pollock Okay And it's made ingredient Pollock tastes good, though.

[470] And if you get some hot...

[471] Wheat, that's it.

[472] Wait, it is wheat.

[473] And egg white.

[474] Yeah, binding ingredients.

[475] Oh, my God.

[476] I thought it was...

[477] Yeah, that's why, because one of my kids cannot have imitation crab meat because of that.

[478] Holy shit.

[479] I didn't know there was wheat in it for real.

[480] But you get some, like, hot butter.

[481] Those things are just...

[482] It's amazing.

[483] Look at that word.

[484] Transglutaminase.

[485] Transglutaminase Enzymes That's a collagulation binding agent Oh, that shit ain't good, Brian Just eat the regular pollock Doesn't have wheat Fucking binding agents in it But it tastes good It tastes exactly the same Yeah, like if you get like There's certain Chinese food They give you a fake grab Sushi, some sushi has it also It's good though, tasty But it is wheat, you're eating a lot of wheat It is crazy that there's wheat in there.

[486] I was just joking about having wheat.

[487] It makes sense because it's like dough.

[488] They have to take all that fish meat and just smash it into a shape.

[489] There's a chef in New York at a restaurant that used transglutamines treated shrimp and made pasta out of it.

[490] This is pasta made from 95 % shrimp.

[491] Wow.

[492] Sounds interesting.

[493] I mean, we have those like I've seen chicken, like pizza.

[494] like as the bread kind of, you know how they do it with cauliflower and stuff?

[495] I've seen it done with chicken.

[496] The avant -garde restaurant, WD -50.

[497] This is chicken made with that stuff.

[498] It's probably the same thing.

[499] Huh.

[500] Wow.

[501] Meat glue.

[502] Meat glue.

[503] Ooh.

[504] Meat glue.

[505] Never mind.

[506] It's meat glue.

[507] I wonder how that feels going through your colon.

[508] I found this place that's up here where I live, and it's called Taco Casa.

[509] And I went to it once, and I was like, holy shit, this is the best white shitty tacos I've ever seen.

[510] You know, like white people tacos like your parents used to make.

[511] Found out that back in the 60s, this guy was friends with the creator of Taco Bell.

[512] And he had a couple franchises.

[513] And then that guy that owned Taco Bell sold the company to Pepsi in like the 80s or so.

[514] And the guy that was friends with him had all his own Taco Bell restaurants.

[515] And he's like, fuck Pepsi.

[516] you know, I'm just going to rename my franchises to Taco Casa.

[517] But keep the exact same menu that Taco Bell has and all the ingredients.

[518] Pepsi then changed all the recipes for Taco Bell.

[519] And that's why Taco Bell, when you were a kid, seemed like it tasted better and everything was better.

[520] It's because they changed all their meats and they changed all their ingredients.

[521] Taco Casa is Taco Bell from the 60s, 70s with the original menu items.

[522] It even has the color scheme as the old advertising of Taco Bell.

[523] Really?

[524] Yeah.

[525] And you go in there and you're like, holy shit, this is the best tacos ever.

[526] And it's just Taco Bell from the 60s.

[527] And it is amazing.

[528] Wow.

[529] Highly recommend.

[530] And they're fans of you.

[531] They, uh, because I always Instagram and tag him and stuff places.

[532] That's crazy.

[533] It's weird.

[534] That's kind of cool.

[535] Like if there was a McDonald's you can go to, there was a real McDonald's from the 50s where they cooked all their of fries and beef fat.

[536] Yep, exactly the same.

[537] Yeah.

[538] I just got it again for the first time recently, maybe three years, McDonald's.

[539] The Big Mac was so fucking small.

[540] Yeah.

[541] Oh, they're all small now.

[542] It was like a regular burger size.

[543] Everything's smaller now.

[544] The quarter pounder is the only good meat at McDonald's also because that's the only one that's not frozen.

[545] So if you want a Big Mac, you ask for a Big Mac with Quarter Pounder meat.

[546] That's the way to do it.

[547] well they did do this but still it was so small like they made a bigger mac at one point but it was a fuck it was so tiny really yeah it wasn't filling at all it was like five bites and the whole fucking thing was gone well wopper also i don't know if you've had a wopper lately they're smaller it's it's just bullshit it's like it doesn't even have that that you know how it used to taste like smoke and everything yeah flame broiled doesn't have that anymore and i guess burger king just uh announced their closing like 250 stores like they're on the way out I think.

[548] How do you get to fuck with it and out?

[549] I had it last night.

[550] You can't.

[551] You can't.

[552] You can't.

[553] Like, there's a reason why that has a giant -ass line.

[554] Not where I live.

[555] You just walk right up to the counter.

[556] There's not one car in the drive -thru.

[557] It's the most amazing thing ever.

[558] I shouldn't tell people about it.

[559] I know.

[560] If there was a five guys near me, I'd pick that.

[561] That's my favorite.

[562] That's right next door to five guys.

[563] They're the best.

[564] Yeah.

[565] I think that's the best, because you can get jalapinos and bacon.

[566] They're so expensive.

[567] though, that's ridiculous.

[568] One burger's like $13.

[569] I guess it's not fast food, though.

[570] That's what you have to tell yourself.

[571] Yeah, they're cooking it in front of you.

[572] The fries are better.

[573] They have those Cajun fries.

[574] NADC burger.

[575] After talking to him, they're using awesome meat that, like, you can't get everywhere else.

[576] Yeah, they're using Wagyu ground beef.

[577] It's so fatty.

[578] Yes.

[579] That's why it's so goddamn juicy.

[580] It's so good.

[581] Yeah, those NADC burgers, it's like it's hard to fuck with that.

[582] But Golden Tiger is pretty goddamn.

[583] damn good, too.

[584] You seem to wait a while.

[585] That places the bomb diggedy.

[586] Yeah, a good, it's funny how, like, thick burgers used to be the thing, but a smash burger is better than a thick burger.

[587] I agree.

[588] Double patty smash burger.

[589] That's the crispy ends and stuff like that, you know?

[590] Yeah, that's the way to go.

[591] I just love when you get a guy like Philip who's a Michelin Star chef who just concentrates on making the best cheeseburger with American cheese.

[592] Like, that's the idea behind it.

[593] And he's like, American cheese is the proper cheese for a cheeseburger like this, for a proper smash burger.

[594] I wish he would tackle pizza.

[595] I want to see his take on pizza.

[596] Yeah.

[597] Right?

[598] Flat pizza.

[599] What would it be?

[600] What kind of style would it be?

[601] Does Austin have good pizza?

[602] That has, like, really good pizza?

[603] There's one place up by me called San Giovanni or something like that.

[604] It's a distillery during the week, vodka distillery.

[605] And then on Friday and Saturdays, they have a legit.

[606] legit pizza oven and they cook pizza and it's so amazing have you had good pizza out here it's hit or miss it's not i mean ohio pizza is what we grew up on yeah so we have very high standards for it it's so true this place that i went to in the bronx that the italian deli that made us a sandwich g and r deli that place if they moved out here that they would make a fucking killing have you had a place like that that made sandwiches like that out here Pepper place.

[607] They could get the same stuff?

[608] Yeah, it's imported from Italy.

[609] Oh, okay.

[610] It's all important for Italy.

[611] Then, yeah, fuck.

[612] I mean, how, what would be the difference?

[613] Nothing.

[614] This is important to hear.

[615] The thing they've always said, like, we're in California, it's like, it's the water.

[616] The water sucks out here.

[617] It's why you can't get the right dough.

[618] And it's like, I don't know if that's really it.

[619] In Ohio, a lot of it's the oven.

[620] Like, they've made these ovens they don't use everywhere else, kind of.

[621] Like, that was always the thing about California.

[622] That the water in California sucks.

[623] That's why the bagels suck.

[624] Right.

[625] Right.

[626] Everyone always said that.

[627] I mean, maybe?

[628] Can't you just ship water?

[629] Like, how much water do you need?

[630] Yeah.

[631] You know, like, is this prohibitively expensive?

[632] It's impossible to do?

[633] Like, what is wrong?

[634] Yeah, I don't know.

[635] It doesn't make sense.

[636] I feel like I've heard it busted, like a myth busted, but maybe it is.

[637] But what do you think is in water, other than water, that would make your pizza?

[638] Well, the thing that makes sense, as I'm saying it out loud now, is the yeast?

[639] Because that's in the air, is it not?

[640] Isn't that come from, like, the environment?

[641] Yeast?

[642] Is it like?

[643] Well, it's a fungus?

[644] Right?

[645] Or spores.

[646] That changes the dough.

[647] Like, they'd have different ease because of different water.

[648] Like, what would be the content to the water?

[649] That's the question.

[650] It's like, water's not a mystery.

[651] You know, water is not like some strange compound from another planet that we have to analyze.

[652] Like, we kind of know what's in water.

[653] It's H2O and minerals, right?

[654] So can't you add minerals that would sort of recreate whatever the mineral content?

[655] Yeah, you should be able to recreate it.

[656] A little bit of rat hair in there.

[657] A little bit of fucking S .S. our eyes floating into the...

[658] We're going to open a bagel shop.

[659] Sounds like pizza.

[660] Pizza's the move.

[661] Pizza and bagels.

[662] We need like a real, legit pizza place here.

[663] Maybe there's one we don't know of yet.

[664] I sample them frequently.

[665] If not once or twice a week.

[666] The person to ask is Portnoy.

[667] Well, I did ask him.

[668] So the place he went to, I'd never heard of.

[669] It's called like Samatoro or something like that.

[670] I've had it now.

[671] And it's pretty good.

[672] It's just, it's not my style of pizza.

[673] I don't think it's his style of pizza either.

[674] It's a little more...

[675] it's way too nice kind of that's really kind of thick bready crust he likes more of like a new york style kind of crust like new haven connecticut pizza yeah he hasn't found a good one here in austin and then like last week he said that houston is the worst city that he's ever been to for pizza really so it's all on where the guineas go yeah you know if the italians go to you know california they'd have great pizza out there and some of them did there's there's some good pizza in California regardless of whatever he says but the bread does taste different bread in new york really does taste different italian bread from new york tastes better it's like there's something missing when you get bread in california like there's something wrong with it just something just like a imitation like it's pretty good but it's missing something maybe it's used i'm gonna google and see if there's a quick answer well you know like there's like where cuban cigars are grown it's a very small area where they grow the best cigars it's very very very small and they supply them to the whole world.

[676] Someone was just explaining to me, oh, Bill Burr was explaining to me how most of the cigars that people buy when they buy Cuban cigars are frauds.

[677] Fake.

[678] Yeah.

[679] It just happened to him.

[680] A bunch of firemen gave him like 25 Cuban cigars and he was like, I got these cigars.

[681] And then like a week later, he said on his podcast that you found out they were all fake.

[682] How do you find out?

[683] You get them genetically tested?

[684] Yeah.

[685] How do you know?

[686] Yeah.

[687] But But it makes sense because it's a small area.

[688] This area in Cuba where they grow the best cigars is not that big.

[689] And they supply the best cigars to the whole world.

[690] It's weird that, like, soil can affect stuff so much.

[691] Like, the mineral content.

[692] That's 100 % the article I'm reading right now.

[693] It's talking about how they change what they're putting in the soil to grow wheat and whatnot.

[694] That makes the air better but makes the food not as good.

[695] Well, this throws off everything.

[696] LA has the worst error ever.

[697] Less acid rain is good for the environment, but potentially bad for bread.

[698] But I don't think they're growing the bread in California is the problem, so it's...

[699] Yeah.

[700] The Wonderbread factories aren't out there.

[701] Wonderbread.

[702] Is that even bread?

[703] Ooh, it's so good.

[704] It's so good.

[705] Wonderbread with peanut butter and jelly is about...

[706] Is that food or is that dessert?

[707] Yeah, that's a squishy sandwich.

[708] It's a more dessert than it is food.

[709] Like a Wonderbread peanut butter and jelly sandwich, it's Wonderbread, Grill, Cheese, Sandwich.

[710] Oh, yes.

[711] Sensational.

[712] I agree.

[713] But is it really bread?

[714] No, that's more like a pastry, right?

[715] It's a pastry.

[716] But I just recently went back to white bread just because I accidentally bought it once, and it was so amazing.

[717] Like that peanut butter and jelly hits so much better when it's just shitty white bread.

[718] Yeah, like if you're going to eat peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly is not good for you anyway.

[719] Let's stop playing games.

[720] Have it on a piece of white bread.

[721] It's not good for you, but I also don't feel bad when I eat it for some things.

[722] when we were in New York we stopped at Katz's Deli 3 o 'clock in the morning had a Rubin Oh my God It was sensational It's that high It's just oozing with sour crowd And do you think that's unnecessary though It's perfect Like you don't have to have it that high Shut the fuck up you communist Yeah that's just crazy It's amazing Look it was so good dude It was so good And it's just the fact that It's the same place Every time you go back This guy that we've been going to every time we go to this one meat cutter like the way uh canters works or excuse me the way cats is works canter's my favorite spot in l .A but the way cats is works you get a ticket when you walk in and then you get a bunch of things punched on the ticket then you pay on the way out the door well when you walk up to the the meat cutter then you give the guy your ticket tell him what you want he writes it down on the ticket he gives you a little slice of pastrami to try and this guy's been the same guy we've been going to for a decade and finally we had a conversation with him and he goes, I'm celebrating 33 years here.

[723] I'm like 33 years.

[724] Like you started there when he was a kid.

[725] Wow.

[726] Yeah.

[727] What a life.

[728] Can you imagine your whole life working at the same like a food place?

[729] Probably long ass hours too.

[730] That's the place.

[731] It's so crazy.

[732] Classic.

[733] It's nice.

[734] It's so classic and it's been the same interior since like you know the fucking early 1900s.

[735] It's just an amazing place It's a real Like New York staple And all those guys that are working behind the counter The meat cutters If you see the meat cutters in there Those guys are all Like classic New York characters I could already imagine what they look like Yeah Why is not a picture of them It's just the food and people eating there Whatever It's awesome Old spots like that of the shit There's just been a...

[736] There's something about old places.

[737] Like that's one of the things about the club that we have is there's something about that old -ass building.

[738] It's amazing.

[739] That building's got like a personality.

[740] I was watching a documentary about that place, your place a couple weeks ago when it was still a movie theater and like they were in the projection room and I guess that projection room would be where the green room is.

[741] It is the green room.

[742] Yeah, yeah.

[743] And so it was really cool seeing it and seeing the differences and stuff.

[744] One thing, did you guys put in the spaceship when you walk into the lobby?

[745] or was that already there?

[746] Yeah, we put that in there.

[747] Well, it's weird because I just played the other Almo Theater the other day.

[748] They have an amazing little room in there.

[749] And they have almost an exact replica of that spaceship on the second floor.

[750] Like that it's crashed, right?

[751] Or, you know, like the round...

[752] Oh, yes.

[753] It's because...

[754] That's Richard, too, right?

[755] Is that Richard Wise did he design that?

[756] I believe he did.

[757] Oh, did?

[758] Because I was like, it's so familiar That's because that's the recreation of the close encounters of the third con scene, which is an amazing scene.

[759] Remember that scene?

[760] See if you can find that scene.

[761] I fucking love that scene.

[762] Such a good scene.

[763] God damn, that was good.

[764] When that big UFO just showed up and it was near Devil's Tower and took people aboard and aliens got out.

[765] The mothership.

[766] That's what it was.

[767] So when we started, that's that.

[768] Wow.

[769] Look at that.

[770] Oh, give me some volume.

[771] Because it...

[772] Give her six quabers, then pause.

[773] She sent us four quivers, a group of five quivers, a group of four semi -quavers.

[774] This is such a good move.

[775] Yeah.

[776] We're communicating with UFOs through sound.

[777] I think these graces haven't come on a five signals.

[778] I hope somebody's taking all this down.

[779] What are we saying to each other?

[780] It seems they're trying to teach us a basic tonal of capital.

[781] It's the first day of school, fellas.

[782] Why would they play the tuba though?

[783] If you're an alien, I think if they were to make that movie today, it would be like very synthetic sounds like EDM or something like that.

[784] Yeah, for sure.

[785] It wouldn't be like trumpets.

[786] Back then they never predicted EDM.

[787] The closest they had was disco.

[788] Yeah.

[789] It was kind of EDM -ish.

[790] Yeah.

[791] But better.

[792] That fucking movie was amazing.

[793] It would definitely sound like Skrillix.

[794] Yeah.

[795] Yeah, they have like keyboards of piano.

[796] I wonder why they decided to do it this way, to have language be communicated through music and lights.

[797] Yeah.

[798] it's the 70s it's a 70s man they didn't know any better isn't it funny that even in today's science fiction movies no one's on their phone yeah there's an article I read about that I wonder if it's true they said it's not interesting to watch people on their phone so they just definitely not but it's also not realistic to not have people on their phones like if it's it a movie is it on a movie it's true only TV shows people are on their phones I just rewatch top gun the other day.

[799] Have you seen the original top gun in a while?

[800] That doesn't really hold up very well, man. There's a part where he's hitting on a girl and then he finds out that the girl is with her wife or boyfriend or something like that.

[801] And so then he just starts watching her.

[802] She goes to the bathroom and he falls her into the bathroom and starts talking about how he wants to fuck her on the sink.

[803] And it's just like how creepy Tom Cruise is just going into women's restrooms and then talking about fucking her on a sink and shit.

[804] Wow.

[805] It was weird.

[806] It was one of those movies.

[807] My girlfriend's so young she hasn't seen.

[808] I'm like, oh, you got to see Top Gun.

[809] And halfway through, she's like, this is the cheesiest movie I've ever seen in my life.

[810] I'm like, yeah, it is.

[811] Those are the cocaine days.

[812] They were doing cocaine and writing.

[813] Yeah.

[814] You know, that's like the showgirls days.

[815] Oh, yeah, for sure.

[816] Showgirls is the best cocaine movie of all time.

[817] She's with her husband or stuff.

[818] He's like, ugh.

[819] He's drinking his bud light, by the way.

[820] He's a regular Budweiser.

[821] He's a drink light.

[822] And he goes to the ladies' room and he's going to follow her.

[823] Oh, my God.

[824] Give me some volume on this.

[825] He just mattered.

[826] What a creep.

[827] He just matter.

[828] Oh, Cruz, was it, Selah?

[829] What do you want to do?

[830] Just drop right down on the tile and go for it?

[831] This countering mine.

[832] Quirk, that would be very, very comfortable, yeah.

[833] It could be.

[834] Actually, I came in here to save you from making a big mistake with that.

[835] So I could go on to a bigger one with a young guy like yourself?

[836] This is the woman's life.

[837] I know.

[838] And this is the woman's wrong.

[839] He just met her two minutes before this.

[840] This is so weird.

[841] It's so weird that she's like, get the fuck out of here, you creep.

[842] And then other women aren't in there shitting.

[843] Yeah.

[844] You know, like the whole thing is just like, the fuck is the kind of writing is this.

[845] And she went into the bathroom just to like look at her lip or something.

[846] Like she didn't even do anything in the bathroom if you notice.

[847] Just want to reapply.

[848] Reaply makeup.

[849] Yeah.

[850] The writer strikes happening right now, right?

[851] So are all those late -night talk shows fucked?

[852] There's like things are showing reruns and stuff, yeah.

[853] Yeah.

[854] That's hilarious.

[855] They can't operate without writers?

[856] Mm -mm.

[857] I would just do AI.

[858] I'd be like...

[859] How about just interview people?

[860] Yeah, exactly.

[861] Just bring people in.

[862] You don't have to have writers.

[863] Did you see the South Park episode they did with that?

[864] No. I think they had ChatGPT write an episode.

[865] Oh, they did?

[866] At the end, it says like, co -written by Trace Parker and Chat -GPT.

[867] Oh, no shit.

[868] It might have been a joke making a joke about the whole thing.

[869] Or it might have actually used Chat -GPT.

[870] to write a monologue.

[871] You can have ChatGBTGBT to write a lot of monologue for Jimmy Fallon.

[872] Oh, yeah.

[873] Come on.

[874] That would be easy.

[875] You should do, you should type in the chat, GBT, make a romantic story summary between Joe Rogan and Jamie.

[876] That would be easy.

[877] Do it, Jamie.

[878] It doesn't know who I am.

[879] I've tried.

[880] Oh, really?

[881] It's sort of, yeah.

[882] It made up three people asked who works on the show before.

[883] It made up three names.

[884] Mityo Kaku had a very good point.

[885] he's like it doesn't it scours the entire internet so it's like people write nonsense yeah and lies it scoops up those nonsense and lies and throws it in there too like it can't discern but it will be able to eventually supposedly I heard that there's people that work behind the scenes on like chat gbt and they're just like minimum wage like McDonald's workers that yeah there was an article that just came out yesterday about chat gbt employees people to I forget what they do but they kind of like fact -checked or label the responses and they end up they're only getting paid like $15 an hour or something like this was that this might not be the same article but I think this is how they were using it to program it maybe open AI use Kenyan workers for less than $2 per hour to make chap GPT less toxic less toxic yeah there used to be a service a while ago a long time ago I forget what it's called but people you'd ask a question and people would do that they would answer for you and then respond sort of like cha -cha or There's something super creepy about the fact that's become totally normal for companies to use people in other countries that make almost no money to make things that they sell for thousands of dollars like iPhones.

[886] Yeah.

[887] It's so weird.

[888] It's so weird that no one has shifted to manufacturing something like an iPhone in America.

[889] no one has shifted to manufacturing all these things you see these fucking creepy places where they're digging minerals out of the ground to make your phone like one just one company one company make everything here pay everybody well make everything make me not feel like shit for buying a phone i've tried to like fun is there a phone you can buy it's the most ethical phone yeah not really not unless you want a fucking cord plugged into the wall right Look, what's the most ethical phone?

[890] Yeah.

[891] There used to be that one.

[892] Is there the fair phone?

[893] Is that, like, one?

[894] There used to be that one.

[895] I don't think whack, though.

[896] The problem is they can't compete.

[897] Yeah.

[898] You also have to use Android.

[899] Yeah.

[900] I'll never use an iPhone.

[901] Is there anybody that's more in a cult than the Android people?

[902] Talking to Brian Simpson, I would have to agree with that.

[903] Brian Simpson's ready to switch.

[904] Oh, is he?

[905] I work on him sometimes.

[906] Oh, you work on him?

[907] Yeah.

[908] I work on.

[909] Just get him.

[910] Apple watch I do it 100 % just to fuck with him I'm like come on bro come over to the blue you don't want to send green text anymore he's like well when they come up with a USBC maybe I'll do it that went off to change all my charges like oh yeah that's the time that's the time you'll never go back I'm like once you air drop someone a video in like five seconds and you realize like oh this is like perfect resolution it went through Bluetooth I don't even have to have Wi -Fi on oh great that's the best Bluetooth AirDrop is the shit And the fact that they can't share Back and forth with Android That alone keeps me From, you know I mean how many times do we take photos And just airdrop into each other Yeah, it's AirDrop's amazing It's amazing I use it all the time to do it to my computer Oh, they just announced yesterday That they're bringing Final Cut Pro And Logic to the iPad, which is insane Like you could edit pro res video on an iPad now.

[911] Well, the processing power is so good now.

[912] Yeah.

[913] It's crazy that that thin little thing has amazing battery life, crazy processing power.

[914] Final Cut Pro on an iPad.

[915] Yeah.

[916] Or on an iPad.

[917] But the bad thing is I think about, like, you know, when I edit Kill Tony and, you know, all that stuff, there's no way that has enough storage space on that iPad to do all that video.

[918] Don't they have a terabyte?

[919] Yeah.

[920] You get a terabyte.

[921] The biggest one's two, maybe.

[922] Maybe.

[923] And I don't know if you can plug If plugging a hard drive in works the way it should Just put it all in the cloud, Brian No Put everything in the cloud We'll take care of you up here Come on All you dickpicks Up here in the cloud No instead I have a closet of hundreds of hard drives Remember when we used to take them to the range and shoot them Yeah, that was fun That was a lot of fun I need to do that again I still need to get a gun I'm going tomorrow Oh yeah?

[924] Go to the range Let's go shoot guns Yeah Yeah What kind of gun you want I'll get you a gun I was thinking of a Glock like 17 or Glock 19 or something That fucking John Witt gun What's the John Witt gun?

[925] You got to see a badass gun I don't really like guns that much But that gun looked fucking sweet The pistol you mean?

[926] Yeah I got one of those What is it?

[927] Taryn Tactical Sweet Go to Taryn Tactical's Instagram page Oh I want to see what that is It's a 211 And why is it when girls shoot guns That gun ranges They're always hot as fuck Like they're like That's just on Instagram If you go to the place where I go There's some burly ladies There's some stout women Yeah there's also the shotgun he has I think it's also Terran's gun That's the clock That's the 34 So that's the He take what Taryn Tactical does That's the pit viper That's the one that I have That's the shoot That looks great That is the smoothest Flattest shooting gun That thing is so nice Wow So the shotgun too or no Yeah In action, no spoiler alert, but the shotgun in the movie was cool.

[928] Yeah, I can't wait to see the movie.

[929] It comes out on streaming sometime in June, apparently.

[930] So I'll wait.

[931] Yeah.

[932] I can't go to the movie.

[933] I can't either.

[934] Dude, I didn't even see Avatar yet.

[935] Oh, Avatar.

[936] I saw Avatar in the movie theater.

[937] I took my kids, though.

[938] We were on vacation and went to see it.

[939] It was great.

[940] It's great.

[941] We didn't even see it in an IMAX.

[942] We didn't see it 3D.

[943] It was awesome.

[944] Wow.

[945] Those movies are great.

[946] It just sucks.

[947] It takes them 15.

[948] years to make one but he's on the process of uh they filmed a bunch in a row right yeah there's another one coming out like a year or two or something like that i thought yeah thought he didn't want the kids to age weirdly he's a crazy fuck that james cameron but he knocks it out of the park you see the mario movie no it was it good i heard it was fun it's a fun movie anything that's in the movie theater i'm not saying yeah i wait till it gets on streaming it's not that long yeah i can wait a few months there's plenty of shit to watch me too are you watching Succession?

[949] No. I don't watch any of those shows.

[950] I watched that new Asian show with Margaret show.

[951] What is it?

[952] Beef.

[953] Yeah.

[954] Yeah.

[955] David Show.

[956] David Show.

[957] Yeah.

[958] That's amazing.

[959] It's fucking great.

[960] It's easy to watch.

[961] The characters are all awesome.

[962] David's awesome in it.

[963] Yeah, I've heard it's really good.

[964] David's this shit.

[965] I love that dude.

[966] He's so nuts.

[967] Yeah.

[968] He's great, man. He said he was thinking about moving here last time.

[969] He wants to.

[970] He wants to move here.

[971] Yeah.

[972] Yeah, I brought him to the club and toured him around.

[973] He's like, God damn.

[974] I'm like, yeah, it's a paradise.

[975] Yeah, he, he grilled my girlfriend because she's Asian.

[976] He goes, you're who I want to talk about.

[977] Yeah, it's just good for an Asian place.

[978] He's like, where can I get real fucking kimchi, real fucking dirty, you know, buried in the backyard, kimchi?

[979] He loves that, kimchi, man. kimchi and meat, what a fucking great combo that is.

[980] Elk meat and kimchi.

[981] I've never had elk meat and kimchi, but I love.

[982] Have you had elk meat before?

[983] Just that one time you gave me some.

[984] It was amazing.

[985] Did you cook it?

[986] What did I cook for you?

[987] I think you cooked it for me. I brought it.

[988] I should have everybody over for a barbecue.

[989] It's getting hot.

[990] We should do a fucking daytime comics barbecue up in place.

[991] Yeah.

[992] That'd be fun.

[993] You know who can cook?

[994] Donnell Rolings.

[995] Yeah.

[996] Donnell can cook.

[997] He can really cook.

[998] I haven't experienced it perfectly, but I've seen some of the photos, personally, rather.

[999] But I've seen some of the photos, and Dave talks about it.

[1000] He can fucking cook.

[1001] Like, really barbecue.

[1002] You know his shit Like he gets like real intense about it too Mother fuck I can cook I can cook I'm like okay I believe you I believe you He's hilarious Yeah we should do that We should have like a comedian's barbecue That's what I want to do One of these days The ultimate goal for the podcast Is a ranch To have a ranch We can go and fucking launch Missiles and drive ATVs And have a pond to fish in I want to have an outdoor amphitheater I want to have like a place where we can go and we can do all kinds of wild shit like not just sit down and have a podcast but like have a podcast on a fishing boat have a pot you know like just fuck around have some fun that sounds awesome yeah we need to fuck around more yeah like we're getting older brand you don't have much time left i failed my eye test at the DMV the other day really yeah oh no so getting your license out here again Getting anything done with the DMV out here is completely insane.

[1003] You have to get your car inspected every year, even if it's brand new, even if it's electric.

[1004] There's all these extra things.

[1005] And the DMV was no different.

[1006] I had to do all this stuff.

[1007] And finally, I get down to the eye exam test.

[1008] And he's like, all right, read the bottom line.

[1009] And I couldn't fucking read it.

[1010] I said like, booblo, and he goes, there's no numbers in this.

[1011] And I'm like, oh, shit.

[1012] Because I was like, one, five, H. You know.

[1013] You would just blurry?

[1014] Yeah.

[1015] And he goes, do you have glasses?

[1016] And I'm like, yeah, I have glasses at home, but they're not.

[1017] that powerful when he goes you have to go home and get him so he made me drive all the way home like 30 minutes and come all the way back and then i put on the glasses and this other guy takes out this other piece of paper and it doesn't make me read the bottom makes me read the middle and he goes i'm like oh i just have to read middle and he's like yeah and i passed immediately and i was like why did this guy make me read like the very bottom from like he doesn't like you yeah maybe he's a kill tony fan he's mad at you yeah maybe he's on the reddit forum Yeah, the regulations out here for that are a little stricter.

[1018] It is weird.

[1019] I hate the inspection thing because they look at your tent.

[1020] They look at everything.

[1021] Yeah, it's okay.

[1022] It doesn't mind me that much.

[1023] It's weird how much more free you are with other stuff, though.

[1024] Like, even in the city of Austin, like getting the club open was a breeze.

[1025] I mean, there was like some stuff we had to go through, but everybody was really pleasant to deal with.

[1026] No problems.

[1027] You know?

[1028] They're like, people are excited that comedy's here.

[1029] That's one of the cool things about it.

[1030] It's like the town itself.

[1031] Like I met the mayor the other day.

[1032] He's cool as shit.

[1033] And, uh, they're all excited that we're here.

[1034] It's fun.

[1035] It's great.

[1036] It's like, it's a new thing, you know, to have like a whole comedy community to set up shop, you know?

[1037] Like, literally, like a giant chunk of the comedy stores here.

[1038] Just setting up shop.

[1039] Holtzman's here now.

[1040] My favorite thing is every week, like, who's in town this week?

[1041] Yeah.

[1042] It's kind of like, you know, like, we get our own comics coming to us.

[1043] It's kind of like, it's fun.

[1044] Yeah, it's like our own little festival.

[1045] Yeah, so we're flying people in.

[1046] Like Ian Edwards was here last weekend, and it's like Russell Peters was here the weekend before that.

[1047] It's fucking great.

[1048] Harlan Williams is here.

[1049] Yeah, he killed it.

[1050] Yeah, he's hilarious.

[1051] He's such a good dude, too.

[1052] If you don't like Harlan, like, who doesn't like Harlan?

[1053] Have you ever even heard a bad word said about that guy ever?

[1054] No. Never.

[1055] No. Because he's the good kind of funny.

[1056] He's the sweetest guy on earth.

[1057] He's so nice to everyone, always, always has been.

[1058] I've known Harlan for like 30 years.

[1059] He's always been that guy.

[1060] Hey, Buttercup.

[1061] He's always been like super friendly to everyone, managers, waitresses, staff.

[1062] It's just the nice fucking guy.

[1063] Funny as shit.

[1064] Always been that guy too.

[1065] So nice that someone could like make it and show business and just be the sweetest guy.

[1066] You know?

[1067] Mm -hmm.

[1068] No worries at all.

[1069] Yeah, so having guys like that, like, come in every week is amazing.

[1070] Jessica Curzon was here the other day.

[1071] She did a couple of shows.

[1072] Joey came by.

[1073] I wish Joey would have stayed long.

[1074] Joey's so crazy.

[1075] He only did one set.

[1076] He's so funny.

[1077] Like, Joey was supposed to do the...

[1078] He goes, I'm going to do the 10 o 'clock show.

[1079] I go, too, come on, Joey.

[1080] Go up there and fuck these people up.

[1081] Come on.

[1082] Because he hasn't really been doing that much stand -up.

[1083] And so he had to get himself.

[1084] worked up, right?

[1085] He got worked up.

[1086] He got really angry right before.

[1087] He had angry at us.

[1088] He fucking loved the fact that his quote is on the wall, though, in neon.

[1089] Get it together, bitch.

[1090] How many times did he say that to us?

[1091] Get together, bitch.

[1092] Get it together.

[1093] He fucking probably said that a thousand times.

[1094] Every time you're about to go on stage.

[1095] Get it together, Red Band.

[1096] Come on.

[1097] Get it together, bitch.

[1098] Let's go.

[1099] Let's go, cocksucker.

[1100] Science.

[1101] Yeah, so he was here.

[1102] Dave Smith was here.

[1103] You know, the boy Ari and Shane and Norman.

[1104] coming by this week oh my god oh that's great next week rather we're gonna have so much fucking fun it's been amazing man it's made it's like a dream like when you're in that place you're hanging out in the green room like this place is perfect yeah everything's perfect yeah i've been hanging out a lot more now ever since it opened i was like this is what i missed you know like this is this hang is what i missed the club house just the the the getting to talk shop like me and tony and sarah and cam were just sitting in the booth last night just laughing and talking chop.

[1105] He was talking about gigs and bits and this and that and travel and remember this time and that time and oh my God it's fucking that camaraderie that you get from a home base is what I've missed so much and now I feel like we have it more than we ever had it before more than the store even you know it's like the store's it's like the store's back bar on steroids and then when everybody goes down there and the music is awesome and everybody happy just such a great environment man you guys have one of the best staffs also there's not like one bad staff member everyone's pretty just solid no they're great well because we brought so many people from the store and then Carrie just took care of all you know she just knows how to handle stuff yeah she's the best it's just fuck it's amazing it just it feels like a dream like why you're there like how is this real how did we do it and especially for us because we talked about doing it for like two fucking years you know it's like for two years everybody was like mocking us like when's your club opening i'm like it takes time it takes time okay it's not that fucking easy it takes time and you've done so much to that place though you're like there was a lot of construction you lowering the lowering the ceiling i heard took an extra two months just for that you know it was some time well that was after louis came by yeah louis came by and um he gave me some really good uh pointers, a really good piece of advice.

[1106] I should just say direction, because I just did everything he said.

[1107] You know, he's like, this stage is too big.

[1108] She make the stage smaller.

[1109] I was like, you're right.

[1110] Why is it so big?

[1111] Yeah, okay, it's good.

[1112] So, like, this is like wild construction was going on.

[1113] They had to cut into the bar, the rebar and shit.

[1114] Okay, we're going to make this two feet shorter on each side.

[1115] I think we made four feet shorter on each side.

[1116] Of the stage?

[1117] Yeah, the little boy.

[1118] Oh, little room.

[1119] And so then he said in the ceiling.

[1120] The ceiling was already low in the little room.

[1121] He's like, lower it even more.

[1122] Because all the ceilings, the way the Alamo Draft House was, it was a movie theater.

[1123] So it was set up like a movie theater.

[1124] It's like stage, you know, like concert, stadium seating.

[1125] And so what we did is we lifted the floor up in both rooms.

[1126] So it was no, it's flat now, flat across, and then we lower the ceiling as well.

[1127] So we just made it just cozy.

[1128] Best sound system ever.

[1129] Yeah, it's perfect.

[1130] It's so amazing.

[1131] It's perfect.

[1132] And it's like one of those things where when comics experience.

[1133] it they realize like oh this is the optimum environment for doing the art for being around the comics having fun all fucking around together and having a really good time and the audience has a great time it's magic it's like everything i could have ever hoped it would be really is and i'm glad that you're right next door too it's fucking awesome it's awesome to have so many clothes because like even people that are staff there they're like those those folks that work the door Those folks are all stand -ups.

[1134] So if they have a spot, like at the creek in the cave at like 9 .30, they can punch out and go do their spot and then come back and punch back in.

[1135] Yeah.

[1136] And that's, it's amazing because, like, you know, I did the secret show and half your staff is on the show when they're wearing their comedy.

[1137] Like, everyone's wearing the same staff shirts, you know.

[1138] And that's a good thing because that's, that would never, that's never heard of any comedy club, like in L .A. They would never let you, like, clock out at the laugh factory.

[1139] to go do a spot at the improv?

[1140] You kidding me?

[1141] You know?

[1142] That would never happen.

[1143] So that's what...

[1144] There almost needs to be a position that all the clubs pay for, like a Yoni or somebody that goes in between each one and goes, hurry, you have three minutes to go back to work.

[1145] Right, right.

[1146] Well, we were trying to set it up for new talent, too.

[1147] Like, the big thing that, you know, Burr and I actually talked about this is, like, the big mistake that a lot of these big clubs did is they stopped doing open mics.

[1148] Because you don't ever develop any local talent.

[1149] You got to, like, bite the bullet on those nights, and you've got to have two nights of amateurs.

[1150] I think two nights is the way to do it, because that's how the store did it.

[1151] And I think, you know, the development process here is probably going to be more accelerated.

[1152] Because you have more opportunities for sets.

[1153] There's sets all around town.

[1154] There's sets all around that block.

[1155] And you're going to get to see, like, top flight comics who come into town, which is big for, like, young comics to see good comics.

[1156] It's very important.

[1157] For me, like, growing up in Boston, especially, starting out there, it was so lucky to be able to see guys that are already, like, really good.

[1158] Because if you're in a spot, like, you know, some city where there's not that much, when you start your own open mic night, like, who are you working with?

[1159] Like, there's no one there.

[1160] It's like it's hard to develop unless there's other, like, comics to sort of compare to and watch.

[1161] Absolutely.

[1162] And that doesn't help happen in a lot of these schools.

[1163] corporate clubs in cities where they just have, like, you know, a wacky comedy club.

[1164] You know, you can't just hang out there, you know, like, they won't let you just hang out there as a young comic and watch.

[1165] Also, people kind of know what you're doing.

[1166] You know, they'll come in if Shane Gillis is in town.

[1167] They'll come in if Rich Voss is in.

[1168] They'll come in and pay, but they're not going to be there all the time, you know?

[1169] It's like, but to set it up the way that we set it up, like, who fuck's going to do that?

[1170] Yeah.

[1171] Nobody's going to do that.

[1172] we also at sunset that we have open mics on the day of killtony we'll have before kill tony starts we'll have one minute mics so people can go in there and you know just try a minute real quick before they go sign up for kill tony that's good because if you do get a chance to do kill tony you already warmed it up yeah that's good and to test out the timing too a lot of people think a minute you know well you have a good place too if a big comic wants to come too because you have 500 seats yeah yeah we can go up pretty pretty high in that place right now we only have it like a 200 300 if we need to but oh so you have it like modular yeah we have it so they take the seats out so and make it how many ever tickets are are so oh nice a little bit more intimate and stuff that's good spread it out it's a good space though it's a good space for stand -up there's a speakeasy right below it which is so weird you there's this light in the alley and if the lights on that means it's open and if you go down our back stairs you'll just see this door and it's like what's in that door you open that door and it's just this underground bar that looks like it's in the 80s and it's really trippy and it's so interesting that there's yeah how big is it it's pretty decent about the size of like a you know like a subway sandwich place or something you know it's like yeah it's interesting though there's the speakeasy business in this town is very interesting there's a lot of secret bars yeah how does that work it's like they're private clubs so they can get away staying openly right yeah there's one down the street from it's called like vCR repair or something like that you know what i'm talking floppy disc repair and it's it looks like a computer store or something like floppy disc repair they get the code to get in every day they change it yeah really yeah like go into a different bar i think it's like the garage bar which is in a parking garage it's like what's good why is there a bar in the middle of this fucking parking garage whatever and you go inside you're like hey what's the code to the other bar like they might tell you they might not there's another way to get it too i read but like i don't i've never been in the floppy disk bar oh show the picture of it if you can't uh i've never been inside of it because i always thought it was like what is going on here this is like a rug store in glendale this is a money front like who's going to get floppy disk repair it's the outside like look at that it's like what that's a bar oh wow there's the secret door kind of thing huh that's a bar it's like swings and so it's just a bar with special weird drinks hmm okay i can't really saw a lot of pictures of that All righty.

[1173] There's a lot of those in Austin, though.

[1174] It's weird.

[1175] It's fun down.

[1176] Yeah, there you go.

[1177] A lot of secrets.

[1178] Like swings as the seats.

[1179] You've done that, what is that spider ballroom?

[1180] Oh, yeah.

[1181] The spider ballroom.

[1182] They do stand up there sometimes?

[1183] Yeah, they do a lot of shows there.

[1184] That's a nice little stage.

[1185] That's a dope -looking room.

[1186] Yeah.

[1187] They sold, I think the owners sold it to, like, a new owner.

[1188] And so it's not the exact same as it used to be.

[1189] It used to have, like, a lot more charm.

[1190] like there was an old piano outside that had been weathered down by weather and they used to have this really cool courtyard with all this really cool stuff and it looks like somebody just kind of cleaned it up now so it's still pretty cool though have you tried done the velvita yet no velvita's across the street from like vulcan kind of Ron said there's another room across the street too called the green room said it's like 70 seats oh I don't even heard of that yeah probably go there for 20 years what yeah Yeah.

[1191] So there's apparently another spot there, too.

[1192] All those, ask the locals, there's all sorts of mics that are going on all over the fucking place.

[1193] Yeah, I showed you pictures of the Alamo I did the other day.

[1194] It was like being a circus.

[1195] It was the coolest room ever.

[1196] I think Richard did those, too.

[1197] The guy who did our place, we got the same architect who did the remodel for the Alamo draft house.

[1198] So the same guy that did the Close Encounters thing, that beautiful thing.

[1199] All these Alamos are all themes.

[1200] All have different themes, like the theme from the shining.

[1201] You know, there's the one where it's the carpet with the big wheel in the middle of it?

[1202] He did all those.

[1203] That's awesome.

[1204] Yeah.

[1205] Kind of like fries.

[1206] Remember fries?

[1207] Exactly, like fries.

[1208] He also did, the Rizza has a bar in Staten Island called the Flying Guilotine.

[1209] And it's like a kung fu themed bar.

[1210] Like, because, you know, Wu Tangs and, like, they're all in the kung fu.

[1211] So it's all like, and that's why it's called the Flying Guilotine, because I think the Flying Guilatine was a kung fu movie.

[1212] Have you been to that Wu -Tang -inspired restaurant here in Austin?

[1213] No. What is it?

[1214] You know what it's called, Jamie?

[1215] Danny Brown took me to it, and it's something Wu -Tang is a restaurant, and like everything's, they only play Wu -Tang the whole time you're there and stuff, but it's like a Chinese restaurant.

[1216] What's, yeah, Wu -Chow?

[1217] Wu -Chow.

[1218] Wu -Chow's not Wu -Tang -inspired.

[1219] That's what, that's what, Danny Brown told him.

[1220] I don't know about that.

[1221] Danny Brown's Yeah, yeah, he's, because they played like, they play all kinds of music there.

[1222] No, I don't know.

[1223] On Danny Brown's truck.

[1224] Yeah, maybe he was.

[1225] Maybe I misheard him, but that was a while ago.

[1226] But, uh, yeah, he took me there.

[1227] That place is cool.

[1228] I like that Woochow's great.

[1229] That's, uh, TK's place.

[1230] CK is, uh, he also owns that um, uh, um, uh, omacase sushi place.

[1231] Toshakan.

[1232] Have you been there?

[1233] No. Oh my God, it's amazing.

[1234] There's some good spots.

[1235] Yeah, I mean, maybe a CK was there and they were playing Woothing.

[1236] Yeah, maybe.

[1237] Because the last time I was there, they were playing all kinds of music.

[1238] But the Chinese food here is legit, too.

[1239] Have you eaten it, Lynn?

[1240] No. Lynn is legit.

[1241] Lynn, I think she started at Wuchat and then left to start her own place.

[1242] Where's it at?

[1243] It's off 6th.

[1244] West 6th.

[1245] Yeah, it's great.

[1246] Yeah, I'm up there, man. I'm up north, so I don't really haven't gone to a lot of stuff.

[1247] You're out where you hear gunshots at night.

[1248] Yeah.

[1249] Oh, yeah.

[1250] Where there's a bobcat that lives in my backyard Yeah, coyotes don't howl in your neck of the woods They get shot Sidetracked, old video I saw, but maybe it's new There's a family walking through the jungle, I guess And like a mountain line or jaguar or whatever It just pops up right next to them Little kids, two little kids, guide, mom They just freeze.

[1251] Have you seen that?

[1252] No. Okay.

[1253] Where is it?

[1254] I couldn't tell.

[1255] I thought as you were saying it, I was like, Maybe this is a really old video.

[1256] I felt like I had seen it before.

[1257] but also just watched it yesterday.

[1258] There was a fox in my yard the other day.

[1259] That's cool.

[1260] They are so cool.

[1261] They're so cool looking.

[1262] Their faces are so interesting.

[1263] They're thinking.

[1264] They're looking at you.

[1265] They're thinking.

[1266] Like, what are you?

[1267] Family walks through the jungle.

[1268] Oh, shit.

[1269] I wouldn't be that skin of that.

[1270] Yes, you would.

[1271] You would be scared as far.

[1272] Take that little kid so fast.

[1273] It's lowered.

[1274] It's stance.

[1275] Look at it.

[1276] Thinking about pouncing.

[1277] That's it.

[1278] That's it.

[1279] It just ends right there.

[1280] I don't know what happened.

[1281] Where are they?

[1282] It doesn't say.

[1283] It's like a Reddit.

[1284] What the fuck happened?

[1285] Yeah, because that's a mountain line.

[1286] It could be a Florida Panther.

[1287] Could be a mountain line.

[1288] Maybe they have them like that.

[1289] Do they have mountain lines in Mexico?

[1290] I know they have jaguars.

[1291] Do they have mountain lines in Mexico?

[1292] I don't know.

[1293] I would think so.

[1294] I would think if they have.

[1295] Jaguards, the Jaguars fucked up all the mountain lions probably.

[1296] Do you still have a cat?

[1297] No. I'm thinking, I miss having a cat.

[1298] You going to get another cat?

[1299] I don't know.

[1300] I was thinking about getting one of those big cats.

[1301] Big fluffy ones?

[1302] Oh, servals?

[1303] No, not that big.

[1304] Wild ones?

[1305] Those are scary.

[1306] The ones that look like a furry mask.

[1307] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[1308] Have you seen those like those servals when they like feed them chicken wings and they growl?

[1309] No. Wow.

[1310] Yeah.

[1311] That's scary.

[1312] Those are primal, man. Those cats are real close to a wild cat.

[1313] The people have them, they put them on leashes and shit.

[1314] Mary Lynn Rice Cope has like a huge cat, too.

[1315] That's kind of like that.

[1316] Doesn't you have like a Sphinx cat?

[1317] Yeah.

[1318] Those are those hairless ones.

[1319] Apparently those are super affectionate because they're cold all the time.

[1320] So they want to snuggle with you?

[1321] No, it's not that.

[1322] It's, I think it's one of those giant cats you're talking about it.

[1323] Like a serval?

[1324] Yeah.

[1325] Yeah, those are.

[1326] Yeah, like one of those.

[1327] Yeah, those are crazy cats, cats.

[1328] Look at that thing.

[1329] Yeah, see.

[1330] Look at it.

[1331] Whoa.

[1332] If you get too close to its food, it'll fuck you up.

[1333] Look at that thing.

[1334] Yeah, I think that's the kind of cat.

[1335] She has one of those?

[1336] Yeah.

[1337] John Jones used to have those things.

[1338] Yeah, those are, they're real close to wild.

[1339] You know, I mean, how much of a pet is that?

[1340] Can you, like, cuddle with those things?

[1341] And wouldn't it just fuck your furniture up?

[1342] Oh, yeah.

[1343] You wouldn't have any furniture.

[1344] I don't get it.

[1345] Yeah, would destroy your couch.

[1346] Nah, that's not the same thing.

[1347] I don't think.

[1348] No, that's just a cat.

[1349] She's got a cat.

[1350] But it's a huge cat, though.

[1351] Yeah.

[1352] Oh, I don't know, man. That kind of looks like a serval, too.

[1353] That looks exactly like those.

[1354] Yeah.

[1355] Yeah, these things are, when they get big, they're like three times a regular cat size.

[1356] Yeah.

[1357] Fuck that.

[1358] Yeah, what are you doing?

[1359] Like, are you allowed to have those everywhere?

[1360] Are those like the kind of cat?

[1361] Can you just, is that count as a house cat?

[1362] Or is that some sort of a weird exotic that you can only get in certain states?

[1363] I think you're allowed to have...

[1364] I bet you can't get them in California.

[1365] California, you can't even...

[1366] There's like a bunch of animals you're not allowed to have...

[1367] Oh, you get a license in Texas to get one.

[1368] Oh, you have to have a license.

[1369] It's illegal in every other state except for like these...

[1370] Whoa.

[1371] Yeah, interesting.

[1372] So they are pretty...

[1373] Oh, okay, so they're illegal.

[1374] California.

[1375] So you need a license in Missouri, Oklahoma, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, Idaho, North Dakota, and South Dakota in all other states, serve all ownership is illegal.

[1376] Yeah, those are barely pets.

[1377] Can you have a serve all cat as a pet?

[1378] Surve all cats aren't legal everywhere in the U .S. Yeah, she's got one house.

[1379] That is one.

[1380] She's a criminal.

[1381] Mary Lynn, you're a goddamn criminal.

[1382] Huge.

[1383] How dare you?

[1384] You're not allowed to have that.

[1385] I'm sorry.

[1386] I'm sorry that they have to ruin your life.

[1387] What else did it say about?

[1388] Did it say, like, how dangerous they are to keep his pets?

[1389] That just said like the same thing is the thing on the topic.

[1390] Google, are they dangerous or serve all cats dangerous?

[1391] I bet they're dangerous.

[1392] I bet they fuck people up every year.

[1393] It depends how they're raised, I guess, right?

[1394] Yeah.

[1395] They don't, okay.

[1396] The strength is much higher than that of a normal cat.

[1397] And even if they don't mean harm, they can cause it simply by playing.

[1398] Serviles have a bite force at the canine teeth of a hundred, 172 newtons, whereas feral domestic cats have a bite force of 56 newtons.

[1399] Wow.

[1400] That's a lot.

[1401] That's a big fucking difference, man. That's more than three times stronger.

[1402] That's crazy.

[1403] It would be cool to have it when I was...

[1404] So it's standing over your bed, decided he's going to kill you.

[1405] Yeah.

[1406] How many people get bitten by those things every year?

[1407] You think anybody has ever died because the Serval cat killed them?

[1408] No. Oh, well, I'm sure yes.

[1409] I bet one shitty kid.

[1410] Yeah.

[1411] You know?

[1412] One kid was like hitting it with a stick or something.

[1413] It just fucked them up.

[1414] Right to throat.

[1415] How many times a year do people get injured by serval cats?

[1416] I'm looking, I'm looking.

[1417] It's like, right?

[1418] It seems like one happened at a zoo.

[1419] Oh.

[1420] Yeah, that's where it belongs.

[1421] Well, it belongs in the wild.

[1422] Let's see.

[1423] There's a video officials looking for owner of Serval Cats.

[1424] shot, kill, oh, this kid was killed over the weekend.

[1425] Yeah, if they get out, you got to kill.

[1426] That was in Columbus, Ohio.

[1427] Fairfield County, which didn't seem like that was on the list.

[1428] Where are they from?

[1429] Where are they from originally?

[1430] People are so weird, like a regular domestic cat's not enough for you.

[1431] You have to get this monster.

[1432] Wham.

[1433] Native to Africa, sub -Saharan countries, except rainforest regions.

[1434] Now Google, serve all cats getting crazy videos.

[1435] There must be something like that.

[1436] Cervo Cat versus Pitbull.

[1437] Oh, Jesus.

[1438] I got my money on the dog.

[1439] Pitball, yeah.

[1440] Definitely 100%.

[1441] Yeah.

[1442] It's also called it a Savannah Cat.

[1443] You think that makes it?

[1444] Yeah.

[1445] Angry Savannah Cat.

[1446] Angry Savannah Cat.

[1447] Let's see what it does.

[1448] It doesn't do.

[1449] It is.

[1450] I don't have a good one.

[1451] Crazy -looking cat on the loose.

[1452] Serval cat playing with kids.

[1453] That's not going to be.

[1454] How about serve -all -all -cat?

[1455] Cat attacks.

[1456] Let's see.

[1457] I'm getting crazy.

[1458] That's what I asked.

[1459] I'm getting crazy, bro.

[1460] Vicious serve -all cat attack.

[1461] Oh, no. Oh, boy.

[1462] Attacks a toddler?

[1463] Yeah, it's just a new story.

[1464] I only could have it on.

[1465] Oh, that's...

[1466] Whoa.

[1467] Oh, my gosh.

[1468] Just a quick bite.

[1469] A little scratch.

[1470] Not good, though.

[1471] Not good.

[1472] What are you doing, though?

[1473] Right.

[1474] Hanging your baby.

[1475] Yeah, what the fun is that?

[1476] Why would you have your baby anywhere near that thing?

[1477] What was the first video?

[1478] There was another one.

[1479] That's not much of a tag video.

[1480] Vicious servo attack?

[1481] It seems like it's not a dude.

[1482] There's like, vicious.

[1483] Sorry, we're having trouble playing this video.

[1484] So maybe they're, uh, holds its own.

[1485] Holds its own with a cheetah.

[1486] Whoa.

[1487] Oh.

[1488] This is out in the wild.

[1489] Yeah, why is the serval cat fucking with them?

[1490] Get out of there, bro.

[1491] Yeah.

[1492] This is a face -off.

[1493] Cats be crazy.

[1494] Yeah, but you see how big that cat is?

[1495] Like, why would anybody have that as a house pet?

[1496] That seems so ridiculous.

[1497] What's the video we've seen before there's two animals just like the screaming at each other?

[1498] Oh, that was two lynxes.

[1499] That was crazy.

[1500] You ever seen that?

[1501] No. Lynx is yelling at each other.

[1502] They were trying to, like, fight over territory, but they don't want to injure each other.

[1503] Right.

[1504] They don't want to get injured, so they were reluctant to engage.

[1505] So they're standing in front of each other going...

[1506] Oh, awesome.

[1507] Look their faces.

[1508] Someone put captions on it.

[1509] This is why she doesn't like you.

[1510] How weird.

[1511] It is weird.

[1512] Who runs into this?

[1513] That's so cool.

[1514] It's interesting how they both are in agreement that they're not really going to touch each other.

[1515] Almost.

[1516] Look at the back legs on the one on the left.

[1517] It looks like it's a really big feet.

[1518] Oh, they do have big feet, man. It's because they run in snow.

[1519] They're cold weather cats.

[1520] It is interesting when cats live in cold weather like that.

[1521] Whoa.

[1522] It sounds like two little kids.

[1523] It's interesting how they both know not to get after it because they can get fucking hurt.

[1524] So they're just like bluffing, even though they're standing right in front of each other.

[1525] You ever seen a snow leopard?

[1526] Mm -hmm.

[1527] Yeah, it's another cold -weather cat.

[1528] Yeah.

[1529] Like, you always think of cats as like a jungle creature.

[1530] Well, there's a lot of cold -weather cats.

[1531] Siberian tigers, big furry -ass tiger.

[1532] Mm -hmm.

[1533] That's what everybody ran from for most of human history.

[1534] Just running away from big cats.

[1535] That's the cleanup crew of nature.

[1536] Anybody with a limp?

[1537] Anybody that can't figure out a spear?

[1538] Anybody who doesn't know how to get to the top of the tree?

[1539] That's a wrap.

[1540] have you been watching chimp empire no what's that it's really good chimp empire yeah it's a documentary series that's on netflix about these chimpanzees and these folks like got embedded with these chimpanzees the footage is fucking insane it's it's absolutely insane and these camera people are just accepted by these chimps because they've been there for so long the chimps just act normal around these camera people and they get to see them their social hierarchy how they have wage war with neighboring clans they control territory like the territory that has fruit is run by this one group of chimps these other ones came in and killed a chimp and it's crazy oh man i want to watch this it's really intense when did this come out just recently it's pretty recent yeah it's really really good man and the footage is like unprecedented i mean they used drones they used uh camera people they did all kinds of stuff to get incredible like tree top footage like up there with the they they kill a lot of monkeys a lot of monkeys like that's their favorite thing to do they kill monkeys you eat them and when you watch it happen over and over again you're like oh boy that's fucked up oh this little like legless monkeys like they're just eating his guts oh god I just had that happened to me two days ago I have this toad and I nicknamed him Jeff he just lives in my front yard and he just sits underneath the light at night and waits for bugs they like fall on the ground underneath the light and I came home the other night from mothership it was like two in the morning I get dropped off and I'm walking to the front door and there's a possum with half of him in his mouth with blood just splattering out everywhere and I didn't know what it was I was like is that a rat wait what's it in his mouth what's eat and it's all i have all my ring camera and the toad's just half missing guts hanging out still go like frogging and uh just blood so much blood everywhere dude and one of his legs uh it was just been sucked off the bone just sitting there one of the most courteous things i've ever seen in my awesomes are ruthless little fuckers fuck them i hate possums now they're weird yeah they're like if you see their mouth like uh marshall got one the other day It was actually a wild girl.

[1541] He got one, and I don't know if it was dead or just playing dead.

[1542] It was like, ah, right.

[1543] But, like, you see them with their mouth open and their fucking teeth.

[1544] What a creepy -looking animal.

[1545] They are.

[1546] And what a weird defense mechanism.

[1547] It just plays dead?

[1548] Yeah.

[1549] Like, I don't get, like, it has, like, some sort of a panic attack and can't move.

[1550] I told you, when we lived in Burbank, Janice called me once when I was at the comedy store and she goes, there's a hurt possum.

[1551] I brought him in, he's in a box, and I have him wrapped up with a towel.

[1552] And I'm like, he's not.

[1553] It's not hurt.

[1554] Oh, my God.

[1555] Oh, my God.

[1556] You got a possum in your house.

[1557] The crazy girlfriend that doesn't understand wildlife.

[1558] A bitch is going to get rabies.

[1559] Yeah.

[1560] I was like, throw it out right now.

[1561] Oh, my God.

[1562] She was holding it like a baby.

[1563] Oh, my God.

[1564] It's hurt.

[1565] Does she know what playing possum is?

[1566] No. She's never heard that before?

[1567] Oh, my God.

[1568] I have pictures somewhere.

[1569] I send them if I find them.

[1570] Why do possums?

[1571] lock up like that I don't know was there a reason for that why do possums play dead why do possums play possum yeah well I guess that is like hey I don't want to fight I'll just act with dead because but then things just eat you it's going to eat you I guess yeah that is weird unless something is not trying to it's just trying to neutralize you right then you just pretend you're already neutralized it says it's an involuntary response of its system it's so yeah it's it's only defense mechanism like it's like a fanning goat then yeah involuntary defense mechanism that somehow another imparts some sort of natural.

[1572] Those presidents don't want someone who's already dead.

[1573] They want to kill it.

[1574] Oh.

[1575] So they just act dead.

[1576] It's like a numbers game.

[1577] Ugliest animal in the world.

[1578] They're fucking mouths.

[1579] Oh.

[1580] Just toad -eaten monsters.

[1581] Yeah.

[1582] That's probably only animal that when it's a baby, it still doesn't look cute.

[1583] You know?

[1584] What a fucking creep.

[1585] Oh.

[1586] They got to have a thumb like a raccoon.

[1587] I'd take a raccoon any day over.

[1588] were that um i want to send you something jami this this fucking this uh this guy had this photo of a wolf mouth on his instagram i was like holy shit like you don't realize what the inside of a wolf's mouth looks like who hmm how close up is it i could be closer than that whoa that's pretty crazy that looks like your your statue Yeah, it looks fake Yeah Well their bones are designed To crush I mean their teeth rather They're designed to crush bones Did you just send I can't find it I'll find it later I'll send it to you Yeah Fuck them Fuck all those things That's one of the things about Texas Like the coyotes don't howl out here as much Yeah Because they get shot Yeah They figured it out It's so I'm close to think And no it's not What looks like a fake photo No it's real I know no I know But I've seen so many mid -journing and fake, like, AI photos, like, it's all starting to look like it's not real.

[1589] No, there's a series of photos of that wolf.

[1590] That's nuts.

[1591] Yeah.

[1592] Yeah, the AI stuff, not being able to know if something's real or not.

[1593] Alex Jones was just on the news yesterday about being trolled by AI, and he's like some guy from Canada.

[1594] Yeah, someone, like, called him with someone else's voice.

[1595] Right.

[1596] It was like Tucker Carlson.

[1597] Yeah, it's pretty funny.

[1598] Yeah, that's the world we live in now, dude.

[1599] You're not going to be able to tell within a year.

[1600] There's no, I mean, there's no notice.

[1601] I mean, who knows what's real, what's not?

[1602] You're going to be getting news stories that are fake and they look completely real, like attacks.

[1603] And, I mean, the ability to pull off like a false flag attack now and things along those lines, like you just fake them.

[1604] It's whack the dog.

[1605] I mean, they're going to be able to do, I mean, within a year, every person that has ever recorded anything.

[1606] they'll be able to get your voice and have you say anything.

[1607] Like, they have people calling up their parents and it's a fake kid.

[1608] It's already happening.

[1609] It's getting kidnapped.

[1610] Scary shit.

[1611] Now, is that real?

[1612] Because I heard that also.

[1613] There was like a Facebook post about it.

[1614] Like, watch out for this new scam.

[1615] They have AI, you know, and there was a story about like somebody thinking it was their mom or something and getting a loan out.

[1616] I've heard of this happening way beyond the AI stuff, which I find weird that it's, because now it seems very capable of help.

[1617] going on, but I definitely have heard this as a Facebook post story going around for a few years.

[1618] Like a grandparent was called in a ransom thing and they just paid it without calling.

[1619] I was like, how did they do that then?

[1620] No idea.

[1621] But they didn't have to do it with a fake voice back then.

[1622] The claim was that it was of, it sounded like the grandchild or whatever.

[1623] And how are they doing that is beyond me five years ago.

[1624] Now it seems very easy to do, obviously.

[1625] I believe it.

[1626] I don't know of a firsthand account.

[1627] I've talked to someone like this happened to me. I've seen a lot of videos of people saying, happened to me to use my voice so I've told my parents I'm like hey don't believe anything you hear anymore yeah call me first code word but yeah I don't I don't know well you have to like send out a preemptive strike yeah if you get anything don't believe it call me first I'm reminding my mom every week just in case you forget it's all fake yeah just remember it's all fake yeah we're we're real close real close to not having any idea what's real yeah and then with AI the fact that A .I. is going to be able to answer any kind of question, but it's also programmed.

[1628] So there's, you know, AI is very woke.

[1629] Like, if you ask AI, like, one of the things that said, is it okay?

[1630] Like, should I be proud to be white if you say that?

[1631] If you ask AI, if it'll be, it's like, well, you don't have any control over that.

[1632] Should I be proud to be black?

[1633] Yes, of course.

[1634] It's one of those deals.

[1635] Wow.

[1636] It's like, say something positive about Donald Trump.

[1637] It won't.

[1638] Say something.

[1639] Say something.

[1640] something positive about Joe Biden.

[1641] It will.

[1642] Yeah.

[1643] Yeah.

[1644] That's fucked up.

[1645] Well, that's also, it seems like human controlling.

[1646] This is something cool I saw yesterday, I think.

[1647] Meta is open -source the tool they have, and here's an explanation of what it does.

[1648] So be careful for a video check this out.

[1649] Most AI models only work across one or two modes.

[1650] But our new image bind model works across six, text, audio, images and video, 3D, thermal, and motion data.

[1651] You give it input in one form and it can relate it to any others.

[1652] It works more like our own imagination.

[1653] If you give it a picture of a beach, it can find the sound of waves.

[1654] If you give it a photo of a tiger and the sound of a waterfall, it can give you a video that combines both.

[1655] This is a step towards AIs that understand the world around them more like we do, which will make them a lot more useful and will open up totally new ways to create things.

[1656] We're open sourcing ImageBind, so everyone in the world can access and build on top of these state -of -the -art models.

[1657] I'm excited to see what...

[1658] That guy has a tech guy voice, like a strip club DJ.

[1659] It's a strip -club DJ voice.

[1660] You know, there's a tech guy voice, you know?

[1661] I almost seem real, don't I?

[1662] You know what I mean?

[1663] Is he imitating Steve Jobs?

[1664] Because the jobs sort of...

[1665] More like Zuckerberg.

[1666] Sounds more like Zuckerberg.

[1667] That was Zuckerberg.

[1668] That was Zuckerberg.

[1669] That's him.

[1670] That's why...

[1671] I thought you were to say that about him.

[1672] I thought someone was imitating Zuckerberg.

[1673] No, no, that was him.

[1674] Okay, well, that makes sense.

[1675] Zuckerberg does have the ultimate tech guy voice.

[1676] The one that drives me the most nuts is the up voice.

[1677] Basically, what we're doing here.

[1678] You know that up -speak?

[1679] Yeah.

[1680] That's like a tech sort of upspeak.

[1681] I hate vocal fry.

[1682] What's that?

[1683] Oh, come on.

[1684] Uncut jams.

[1685] Yeah, it's like...

[1686] Uncut jams.

[1687] Vocal fry.

[1688] Yeah.

[1689] Yeah, how long before you can't trust anything in the news?

[1690] I don't think you can't right now, right?

[1691] Yeah, right now it's already a little sketchy.

[1692] Yeah, I mean, how long?

[1693] How long before we have no idea what's real?

[1694] How long before the debates start up or whatever?

[1695] It's like a year.

[1696] Yeah, less than a year?

[1697] Like that news cycle is going to be intense.

[1698] Very intense.

[1699] Daily.

[1700] Hourly, maybe.

[1701] Just go.

[1702] When you see AI, like when you see Zuckerberg's thing right there with AI, it doesn't seem like the beginning of a movie that like, like 12 years ago, like, you know, you see scientists work on things.

[1703] This is so exciting.

[1704] Cut to present time.

[1705] Terminator.

[1706] Boom.

[1707] Boom.

[1708] Hunting down the last biologics.

[1709] Mm -hmm.

[1710] You know.

[1711] It's weird how all the stuff that we thought was sci -fi, it really is coming true in like in some way.

[1712] It's really is.

[1713] I mean we're real close away from robot companions real close like a decade a decade away from people having real dolls that are their actual girlfriends they're talking to them and having conversations to them and rubbing their back while they watch sports who's going to get married then you know if a real doll is like indiscernible from a human being and she just wants to fuck all the time she has a perfect body and she doesn't even eat food How many in cells are just going to, like, just get a job so they can pay for their robot?

[1714] You can see the scene from Terminator 2, where he explains what Skynet is?

[1715] It's exactly like what's going on now.

[1716] Let's see it.

[1717] He's working on it still in this part.

[1718] She's trying to get some.

[1719] Hey.

[1720] You're going to work all day?

[1721] I'm sorry, baby, but this thing is just kicking my ass.

[1722] Look how they're coding.

[1723] It's Sunday.

[1724] You promised to take the kids to raging waters today.

[1725] I can't.

[1726] I'm on a roll.

[1727] Miles, you've got to go to Raging Waters, bro.

[1728] Trying to kill this in the world.

[1729] Baby, this is going to blow them all the way.

[1730] It's a neural net processor.

[1731] I know, you told me. It's a neural net processor.

[1732] It thinks and learns like we do.

[1733] It's superconducting at room temperature.

[1734] Other computers are just pocket calculators by comparison.

[1735] Why is that so goddamn important, Miles?

[1736] I really need to know, because sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy here.

[1737] Nack, knack, knack.

[1738] It's just close to ruin in life.

[1739] That's the thing.

[1740] Imagine a jet airliner with a pilot that never gets tired, never makes mistakes, never shows up to work with a hangover.

[1741] Why did we get married, Miles?

[1742] Why did we have these children?

[1743] You don't need us.

[1744] Your heart and your mind are in here.

[1745] But it doesn't love you like we do.

[1746] And an inner button was that?

[1747] Yeah, what kind of bother us?

[1748] I thought he explained more of it.

[1749] Honestly, right there, but that's what his explanation and the guys are making open AI to do right now.

[1750] Drive Tesla's for us.

[1751] Yeah, look, happy family about to fucking kill humanity as we know it.

[1752] Yeah.

[1753] They all die in that right after it, right?

[1754] The scene right before is Sarah Connor is going like, I need to find this fucking guy.

[1755] Tell me everything about it.

[1756] That's right.

[1757] He gets shot.

[1758] Those fucking movies are, it's so odd when you go back and think of what.

[1759] what they thought the future was gonna be like then.

[1760] Nobody predicts it right, nobody gets it right.

[1761] And that's why I wonder what we're getting wrong.

[1762] Like when we're thinking about what the future is gonna be, I have a feeling it's gonna be, we're so off base.

[1763] I have a feeling, whatever they invent, whatever starts getting implemented, whether it's neuralink or something that changes the interface between humans and the web and technology, I think it's gonna be bigger than all the things we've ever experienced.

[1764] I think our, future like we're going to look back and we're the last of the Mohicans because we're people that grew up without the internet and then had the internet when we're adults and then we're seeing kids grow up with the internet and then there's going to be the next thing and we're going to be the people that went through the whole thing together where everybody from the future is just going to be some weird cyborg yeah that's where comedy's going to die that's where fun's going to die no more entertainment everyone's just locked into the matrix and drones are going around shooting people drones are telling you go back to your place there's a new disease out there's a new variant you need your booster I kind of think there's going to be that that version's going to happen but someplace I don't know pick a city is going to stay the same they'll be adverse to everything flugerville yeah maybe but I'm here for no computers are here yeah solve manual so I'll be like almost like Amish country like there's nothing left but you can go there or you can go to you know whatever San Francisco becomes if it's all for a while by robots and shit for a while but there's no old West towns now anymore after a while they'll die off no more wagons no more horseback amish are even using cell phones that's true they're using cell phones we look that up that's right we were talking about they're doing molly and having raves yeah what is that called rumble still skinn or something rumble stillspriga they get off they go rumble still skin it out they do drugs and fuck they're only allowed to do it once though right like one they and then they go back to be in an omish yeah but they can last as long as they want right but they can only do it once you can't go back and forth right you can't rumple still skin like when you're 30 why would you ever go back they miss the community you know that's what it is like you miss what you know if you're used to living in a place where everybody makes their own houses and people fucking pass butter around you want to be in that group you don't think you can do it fuck no i grew up in ohio so we already kind of their worst penalty is getting shunned by the community it's like what yeah get the fuck out of here it's like okay all right yeah but i bet they have very little crime because of it everybody chips in but they're also a cult you You know, I mean, it's kind of a cult.

[1765] Yeah.

[1766] What is there, what are they basing it on?

[1767] Which, there's different groups, I believe, I don't know.

[1768] There's different kinds of Amish?

[1769] There's Amish, and then there's, like, Mennonites, and there's...

[1770] Mennonites aren't the same thing?

[1771] I don't think so.

[1772] I think there are more...

[1773] Mennonites are more strict or less strict, one or two.

[1774] I lived to buy a lot of Mennonites, and they were hardcore.

[1775] Yeah?

[1776] Stunk.

[1777] They stunk?

[1778] They don't bathe?

[1779] No, they don't smell like they do.

[1780] They don't wear d 'iote.

[1781] or anything like that.

[1782] Maybe the ones you were around.

[1783] Yeah.

[1784] It was a special.

[1785] Stinky met a night.

[1786] Yeah.

[1787] It would stink up the zoo.

[1788] Isn't it weird that there's like rules that you have?

[1789] Like no electricity.

[1790] Know this, know that.

[1791] Yeah.

[1792] Gotta keep it pure.

[1793] So stupid.

[1794] Meanwhile, COVID didn't affect them at all.

[1795] Those people just fucking skated right through it.

[1796] Well, first of all, they're out in the sun all the time.

[1797] They're working all the time.

[1798] I would imagine if you're, a person of that lifestyle you'd probably be pretty healthy because they're not eating processed foods right they grow their own foods oh you're super healthy yeah probably mountain is hurt you know they probably don't have vitamins or anything because they don't take supplements you know potatoes and you know corn every day dude I couldn't imagine living like that but I bet if you did live like that it'd be normal I think people just adapt difference between Amish and Mennonites Well, they share a common Anabaptist heritage.

[1799] Amish and Mennonites have been separate groups within the Anabaptist family since 1693.

[1800] Amish and Mennonite, this motherfucker's been rolling for that long.

[1801] Amish and Mennonites migrated separately to North America, but often settled in the same areas.

[1802] Both migrated in several waves, first in the 1700s and the 1800s.

[1803] Those fucking people that came down here in the 1700s, how gangster were they?

[1804] I mean, you're just taking a chance.

[1805] Taking a chance of coming to America Trying to figure it out in the woods There's nothing here yet I mean what was here Boston Philadelphia Like what was here in the 1700s There's a few places Couple Like which part At the end of the 1700 I was thinking I was watching that Ben Franklin documentary Like he left and went to live in London for a while Like You really did?

[1806] Yeah Thomas Jefferson left and lived in France for a while Really?

[1807] Yeah Fucking traitors We were in London I went by Ben Franklin's house he was living there for a long time.

[1808] He left his family in Pennsylvania and was like, see ya.

[1809] I got to go make America better over it.

[1810] Like, be an advocate.

[1811] I don't know if he was officially like a...

[1812] Probably had a girlfriend.

[1813] I think that's what it was.

[1814] I think that's what they said.

[1815] Yeah.

[1816] Or another family.

[1817] Boyfriend.

[1818] What are you talking about?

[1819] Yeah.

[1820] Back then, you'd have to send a note that you wrote with a feather.

[1821] Get it on a boat to get to them.

[1822] How long would it take you to write a letter back then?

[1823] Jesus Christ Have you tried to use cursive lately?

[1824] No, I don't know how You don't, you don't remember?

[1825] No I can write my name Yeah Like if I had to write a sentence in cursive It's gonna be very confusing Right I tried to remember how to do Z the other day I couldn't Oh, how do you do Z Z?

[1826] Yeah fucking Billy Madison What?

[1827] Rudo What's that?

[1828] Billy Madison She makes him get up In front of the class And write Rizzo On the board in cursive Oh really?

[1829] Yeah He's like gonna make your favorite Baseball player He just does these little scribbles.

[1830] They're like, what does that say, Bill?

[1831] He's a Rurro or something?

[1832] I don't remember how to do Z's.

[1833] Yeah, cursive is on its way out.

[1834] Are they still teaching at school?

[1835] No, they stopped.

[1836] They stopped teaching.

[1837] So, yeah, that's a good way that we could use in the future to contact or just talk to us.

[1838] Well, cursive AI doesn't pick up.

[1839] So if you want to, like, write a note and put it on Instagram and get by their filters.

[1840] There's a Z. What?

[1841] Which one's a Z?

[1842] Right here.

[1843] He doesn't know how to do it.

[1844] Oh, that's just.

[1845] Tribbles.

[1846] What is it real Z, though?

[1847] What's a Z?

[1848] Z cursive.

[1849] I could draw, let me see if it just shows.

[1850] Curse of Z. Cursive.

[1851] I have zero.

[1852] What it looks like.

[1853] Oh, oh, look what I did.

[1854] Look what I did.

[1855] Wow.

[1856] Wow.

[1857] I would have never got that right.

[1858] Let me see it again.

[1859] Let me see it again.

[1860] I would have never got that right.

[1861] There's another one that's weird, too.

[1862] like I think I stopped writing a cursive the moment I got out of high school though yeah my mom still writes me cursive letters once a month and sends them to me I'm like mom this take it's taking me an hour I still haven't forgiven you for the edibles you gave me you ever slip your mom an edible no how do you think she'd handle it she would she would call she would go to the hospital definitely yeah yeah she would panic and think it's like a religious thing.

[1863] Oh, my Jesus is coming to it?

[1864] Yeah.

[1865] I gave my dad a long time ago when he came and visited me in L .A. He drank some of my wine, weed wine.

[1866] Oh, no. Yeah, and he got fucked up.

[1867] Did he go was weed wine?

[1868] No. He just thought it was regular wine?

[1869] Right.

[1870] He still doesn't know.

[1871] Well, he probably knows now.

[1872] What happened?

[1873] He got very happy, laughy, and he was having a great time.

[1874] Like, it did exactly what Did you ever tell him?

[1875] No. Why didn't you tell him?

[1876] Because he drank a lot of it and I didn't know or I did know.

[1877] I can't remember.

[1878] It seems like you'd enjoy it.

[1879] Yeah.

[1880] I don't know.

[1881] I'm still weird about that.

[1882] Some old folks, they start finding edibles and they go, hey.

[1883] Yeah, they love it.

[1884] It's pretty nice.

[1885] Yeah.

[1886] Rick Flair's in edibles.

[1887] Yeah.

[1888] We got his Wu -chews over there.

[1889] Oh, that's hilarious.

[1890] Yeah.

[1891] He's get his own edible brand.

[1892] Woo -chews.

[1893] but edibles are nice you don't have to worry about smoking it's easy on the body look your dad up if you want something you can have them send him a crate of that wine you have from Delta 9 dad the weed wine is a weird combination like they make weed soda weed gummy bears weed bubble gum spray yeah weed wine Remember back in the day when like weed was not really legal yet in LA, they had like the first edibles.

[1894] Like I remember people would always give you like the weed wine and like all these weird like inventions.

[1895] There was a lot of weird stuff.

[1896] It was during the medical days.

[1897] Yeah.

[1898] When you used to have to have a medical card.

[1899] That doctor you had that sold us like the zinc or something like that.

[1900] We were spraying like zinc in her mouth or like some metal.

[1901] That doctor was very odd.

[1902] You remember you had that thing that attached to your ear to get you to quit smoking?

[1903] I'm like, bitch, that is not going to work.

[1904] You bought it for me, and I'm like, thinking, Joe, don't buy this.

[1905] What does that give you, like, an electrical pulse to your ear?

[1906] Yeah, it's just electrician.

[1907] Like, try it, bro.

[1908] Maybe this will do it for you.

[1909] That was so ridiculous.

[1910] He showed me a book on how Tesla energy was used to destroy the Twin Towers.

[1911] And I'm like, what?

[1912] What are you saying?

[1913] Did you see the planes hit them?

[1914] Like, it was the most crazy conversation.

[1915] I'm like, well, this is the type of person that gives out medical.

[1916] prescriptions for weed like you're not getting like the best minds yeah you know those guys were they were taking chances like some of those guys got arrested and went to jail for it like in the early days of medical marijuana it was it was weird because you would get arrested and then um when they would bring you to court you weren't allowed to say medical marijuana because medical marijuana was only a state thing in federal government's language it was just marijuana so literally you couldn't say you had a license to grow it for medical patients.

[1917] Like your trial, you are not allowed to tell the truth.

[1918] It's ridiculous.

[1919] Yeah.

[1920] Because the federal government doesn't recognize state's laws when it comes to Schedule one substances.

[1921] So all these people that are making money off a weed, it's like you're dancing this little weird line because federally it's super illegal.

[1922] And yet states, I think now it's like 19 states or more have made it legal.

[1923] it's like at what point in time are they going to let that go how many fucking people have been in jail for marijuana i mean it's a it is a wild thing that we have so many drugs that are available that can fuck you up and they're easy to get prescriptions for and marijuana is still illegal federally didn't they weren't they going to change it like wasn't it biden or somebody yeah they're full shit too much pay They don't change shit, dude.

[1924] They don't change shit.

[1925] They don't change shit like that.

[1926] Those are those cultural war subjects that they like bounce back and forth.

[1927] They like the left to get upset.

[1928] Give us our marijuana.

[1929] And the right wants their guns.

[1930] And then the right doesn't want you to have an abortion.

[1931] The left wants to have abortions.

[1932] These cultural war issues never get cleaned up because there's no benefit in cleaning them up.

[1933] There's no benefit in just settle them and resolve.

[1934] Even Roe v. Like I thought we had that worked out.

[1935] And then all of a sudden they take that.

[1936] It's a culture war issue.

[1937] like they want people to be upset like they took away our abortion and then the the left is less likely to cross sides and join over to the right even though they believe with them fiscally and economically that right to abortion is a big one i think there was some really wild number like with uh women's right to choose like how many that whether that's a deal breaker for uh democratic americans it's like some of the highest 60s High 60%.

[1938] See if that's true.

[1939] How would you Google that?

[1940] What was it?

[1941] Democrat?

[1942] Right to choose?

[1943] Yeah.

[1944] Believe in it?

[1945] Yeah.

[1946] What Democrat right to choose deal breaker?

[1947] 64%.

[1948] Something like that.

[1949] It's fucked up that they're outlawing like Plan B, though.

[1950] That's the shit that it buzz me. You know, think what you want about abortion.

[1951] But plan B, come on.

[1952] Yeah, like right after someone nuts in you?

[1953] Yeah.

[1954] You can't take a pill and, like, stop it and it and it's trying to.

[1955] Right, the other day I nutted in my girl, and there was so much lotion, I couldn't tell if I came or not.

[1956] Have you ever had that where you're like, I think I came?

[1957] What the fuck are you doing?

[1958] What does your bedroom look like?

[1959] I just imagine plastic sheets and lotion everywhere.

[1960] Put down the tarp, hon. I'm like, what are you doing?

[1961] Well, we got, we can't tell if you came or not.

[1962] Well, I got this, I got this CBD sex lube, and it just, like, numbs you so hard.

[1963] Oh, my God.

[1964] It numbs.

[1965] Yeah, it's numb and it's warm.

[1966] It's pretty cool.

[1967] Why do you want your dick, no?

[1968] I don't.

[1969] Like, we just got it.

[1970] We tried it, and it was pretty good.

[1971] Don't they do make, like, desensitizing cream so people can last longer?

[1972] Yeah, I think it's CBD version of that.

[1973] Oh, my God.

[1974] It's great, but, you know, sometimes it's a little much.

[1975] I don't know what's going on down there.

[1976] Sometimes I'm like, like, a fucking dose that you use?

[1977] I just keep on squirting.

[1978] Oh, no. That's on her butt.

[1979] Jesus.

[1980] Shut the fuck up.

[1981] What's wrong with you?

[1982] What is the fucking floor of your bedroom?

[1983] Just oil puddles.

[1984] No one's ever said that ever.

[1985] You ever come?

[1986] You don't even know if you came because there's so much lotion.

[1987] Like, what?

[1988] The fuck is wrong.

[1989] You're doing it wrong.

[1990] Everything.

[1991] I've always liked a lot of lotion.

[1992] Like I would always get like a second bed and you know one to sleep in and one to fuck up like at a hotel room and we'll just get like baby oil like a whole thing of baby oil and just like become like like aliens and like a little it's great it's slimy, it's slimy tits everywhere.

[1993] That's what you like?

[1994] I like it.

[1995] You like things getting all slimy?

[1996] Yeah, it's cool.

[1997] It feels good.

[1998] Oh my God.

[1999] I'm just a magic.

[2000] You don't knock it You're fucking boring I imagine you coming back from CVS The plastic bag filled with baby oils 100 % I've done it multiple times That was like mostly More of a high school thing We just love doing that Imagine those maids They get a whole those sheets Like the fuck Happen here Oh they know I'm sure a lot of people do that I guess that much baby oil I don't think that happens very often Oh everybody Coco butter Yeah a bunch of cocoa butter Everybody's got baby oil all over the place.

[2001] I bet it.

[2002] I bet it's more known.

[2003] Brian goes to Home Depot, brings back a fucking car construction, hefty bags, lays them over the bed.

[2004] Heck, yeah.

[2005] Slipp and slide.

[2006] Slipp and slide.

[2007] That's what you're into?

[2008] Just covering yourself up in the world.

[2009] Oh, yeah.

[2010] It feels good when you, because, like, tits.

[2011] Imagine huge tits and butts.

[2012] Like, that's just, it's like...

[2013] Slippery.

[2014] Yeah, it's fun.

[2015] You don't like that sensation.

[2016] What's wrong with you guys?

[2017] I mean, it's something bad.

[2018] I just have never committed to it.

[2019] it so far you got to it's fun Jesus Christ what a weird way for a maid to discover your nighttime activities yeah walk in just baby oil all over your bed it would suck to be a maid huh you're just cleaning up old cum stuff everywhere forks how many people are gross too yeah if they know they don't have to clean they just live like animals it's not a good job Have you seen the fucking wave of migrants It's making its way across the southern border Now that Title 42 is about to It's about to expire or pass Or whatever the fuck is happening What's Title 442?

[2020] We should Google that Just so we get an accurate description Of what it is But this The migrants that are making their way across the border It's crazy Like just the sheer number is insane Title 442, end of the coronavirus restrictions and asylums.

[2021] Restrictions are often referred to as Title 42 because the authority comes from Title 42 of a 1944 public health law that allows curbs on migration in the name of protecting public health.

[2022] So it's because of the pandemic.

[2023] The end of Title 42's use has raised questions about what will happen with migration at the U .S.-Mexico border.

[2024] the Biden administration is preparing for an increase in migrants okay so what should just go to Google what it looks like on the border at the end of title 42 and Mexican border but like there's some videos that show people making their way across making my way across it's it's really crazy because the just the sheer numbers are insane but it makes sense I mean if I lived in Guatemala and I knew that there was some jobs in America, there's so many people making a cross.

[2025] It's just happening all day long.

[2026] And to be fair, like our whole country is going through a problem with people not wanting to work anymore because of COVID.

[2027] Like kids are not going back to work.

[2028] Like McDonald's is closing early because they don't have enough workers.

[2029] So there is jobs for certain kind of people that I think have opened up since COVID, right?

[2030] Yeah.

[2031] And then there's also criminals.

[2032] Yeah.

[2033] That's the problem.

[2034] When you let people in illegally, you don't know if they're cartel members, you don't know if they're, you know, terrorists from another country.

[2035] You have no idea.

[2036] That's the whole reason for legal migration is you want people to be able to have a background check on scumbags and murderers.

[2037] I mean, just, but the fucking sheer bulk of people that are coming across here.

[2038] If you live in another country, this is the promised land.

[2039] And it just shows you even today, as fucked up as we are.

[2040] It's still a place where so much can happen You have so much freedom You can start your own business You can get things popping And you don't even have to have an idea to vote You could vote forever lets you in You can come over here Fake it There's places that want illegal immigrants To be able to vote Isn't it worth they trying to do that in New York City We're lucky Someone or our ancestor took the trip It's funny though that a certain point in time We're like stop no more No more new people Right Well, it says it got struck down.

[2041] Oh, they were trying to do it, but it got struck down?

[2042] Yeah, they're out of their fucking mind.

[2043] Illegal aliens voting.

[2044] No, the whole idea is like, you've got to be a human citizen.

[2045] Okay, you got to be all in on this.

[2046] You can't be from Saudi Arabian vote in America.

[2047] Shut the fuck up.

[2048] Legalization of oil.

[2049] What?

[2050] No. Meaning like people from other, you know, countries could get together and then, like, try to pass things that will benefit their country.

[2051] You know, you have to.

[2052] I'm sure that's already happened.

[2053] I'm sure there's spies.

[2054] He's probably Russian agents working in the White House right now.

[2055] Probably.

[2056] We probably have ones over in China.

[2057] It's probably like, I bet there's operatives that work in all sorts of different foreign countries that are deep undercover that are sneaking around.

[2058] They get busted all the time.

[2059] I think what it's saying is it only going to allow them to vote in New York City elections, local ones.

[2060] When they struck that down?

[2061] Yeah.

[2062] Just imagine what you're doing is just like you're playing to.

[2063] the illegals.

[2064] You just like saying, look, if I could just get them on my side, like, think about the bulk of this.

[2065] I have so many people, and then the liberals are all going to vote for me anyway.

[2066] So I just get these, all these, like, people that shouldn't even be voting.

[2067] Now I have a new group of people to harvest vote from.

[2068] If they really wanted voting to be fair, they'd make everybody would, like, if you 100 % couldn't fuck with voting machines, you 100 % Couldn't fuck with, like, you couldn't rig mail -in ballots, you couldn't do any of that.

[2069] Like, what would be the best way?

[2070] I would imagine it would be like your face ID, wouldn't it?

[2071] Connected to your Social Security number.

[2072] Yeah, like you pick up your phone, face ID, if you have an Android, you're fucked, you can't vote because you're stupid.

[2073] I heard something recently about that, that someone's doing a project.

[2074] I have to look into this a little bit more, but it's called like the doppelganger project.

[2075] He's doing research that there's something like a thousand people in the world that have facial features that are, similar to yours, and I think close enough that they could even unlock your phone.

[2076] Really?

[2077] Yeah.

[2078] Well, that Chinese Elon Musk, I bet he could unlock Elon's phone.

[2079] That guy's cool.

[2080] I saw an interview with that guy.

[2081] Oh, yeah?

[2082] Because a lot of people think he's fake and, like, AI generated, but he had, did a, he did an interview.

[2083] And what was he saying?

[2084] He was just saying, like, I'm a huge fan.

[2085] It's pretty nice.

[2086] I drive a Tesla.

[2087] They're banging all these hoes.

[2088] Yeah.

[2089] Yeah, I don't know about doppelgangers, if that's real.

[2090] There's the Chinese Elon Musk.

[2091] Fake Elon Musk angered Chinese fans who wanted to meet the real deal.

[2092] Oh, what happened there?

[2093] Oh, that's a fake Elon Musk.

[2094] Oh, boy.

[2095] What did he do?

[2096] What does it say that?

[2097] He's an entrepreneur hosting an event, and his magazine says that he was expecting Elon Musk to attend, but they never guaranteed his presence.

[2098] Fake Elon Musk at event.

[2099] So that's the fake Elon Musk?

[2100] That guy?

[2101] That's not him.

[2102] That's a really bad one.

[2103] That's a bad Elon Musk.

[2104] That's so fake.

[2105] Ew.

[2106] Yeah, that doesn't even look a little bit like Elon Musk.

[2107] But what about the Chinese one?

[2108] That's what I thought I was looking up.

[2109] No, it looks different.

[2110] That's him right there.

[2111] Yeah.

[2112] Jesus, that's close.

[2113] It's good.

[2114] That's pretty goddamn close.

[2115] I think Elon said that he wants to meet him.

[2116] It's probably his son.

[2117] Imagine?

[2118] Yeah.

[2119] if he went over there on a jaunt at one point in time could be could be yeah that was a deep fake it's not a deep fake no that's what I'm saying people yeah people think he's a deep fake that's what was cool of uh come on money well he doesn't sound like it but no hi everyone I'm Yi long me ma money he wants money I was gonna use the money to light his cigar I just don't know he does Do you think he unlock Elon's phone?

[2120] Huh?

[2121] I don't think he could.

[2122] But has there been proven cases of someone being able to unlock someone's phone?

[2123] I think so.

[2124] I mean, my girlfriend saw a photo of another girl the other day and thought it was her, you know?

[2125] You're a confrontation.

[2126] I know.

[2127] That's like a stereotype, buddy.

[2128] I know, but she couldn't tell.

[2129] She couldn't tell.

[2130] And I was like, she's like, I think that's me. And I'm like, no, it's not.

[2131] Whitney Cummings says that there's like two people that look very similar.

[2132] The girl with the mothership.

[2133] Yeah, well, there's one girl that came to one of her shows.

[2134] They got pictures together.

[2135] It's really creepy.

[2136] Here's some of these doppelganger guys.

[2137] These are people I don't think they even live in the same country.

[2138] Those are two dudes, two women.

[2139] They have the same face.

[2140] Not the same hair.

[2141] Whoa.

[2142] That's similar.

[2143] Pretty close, man. Those two look pretty similar.

[2144] Wow.

[2145] The fact they're not related, I go to 100%.

[2146] Oh, you're her sister.

[2147] Well, there's only so many variables with facial features, right?

[2148] There's probably another Ari Shafir out there, believe it or not.

[2149] There's probably a ton of there.

[2150] How about that cat that looks like Ari?

[2151] Oh, that's the best one.

[2152] I found a new one the other day.

[2153] Those are great.

[2154] Can't Michael Laira's son unlock his phone?

[2155] He looks so much like him.

[2156] I don't know.

[2157] I think I heard that.

[2158] I don't think they pay for that phone anymore.

[2159] Well, but I think that it's, I'm seeing, I just Googled it.

[2160] This says that people can do it.

[2161] It's even if, it could be unlocked even if you have an evil sibling who looks close enough to you.

[2162] Really?

[2163] And is this with Apple phones or with Android phones?

[2164] It's with iPhones.

[2165] Interesting.

[2166] I mean, sometimes my phone's like on the, like the table over there and it unlocks.

[2167] I'm like, how did you even see me from over here?

[2168] Right.

[2169] You know?

[2170] It's weird how good it works.

[2171] Like, bam, it's open right there.

[2172] Yeah, here's even on Apple's website.

[2173] My sister can unlock my phone and we are not twins.

[2174] Whoa.

[2175] So maybe test it.

[2176] I don't know.

[2177] Interesting.

[2178] Huh.

[2179] I know that Android has an unlock, but it's not nearly a secure because it's not like a 3D image of your face.

[2180] Right.

[2181] So you can probably unlock with a photo.

[2182] It's definitely not as good as face ID.

[2183] But don't you think like fingerprints the best?

[2184] Yeah.

[2185] Well, the face idea, I think I never even think about it, you know.

[2186] Right.

[2187] Because it just works.

[2188] Yeah, that's true.

[2189] Yeah, I think a fingerprint is the, I mean, they have, I'm looking at my computer right now, there's a camera looking at me. They could put face ID on it, but they have the fingerprint scanner on it, why.

[2190] Yeah, it's weird.

[2191] Maybe there's another sensor in there they can't put in top in here, I guess, but I don't know what does it.

[2192] It is annoying, though, that with iPhones, it takes up so much of your screen real estate, that island and face ID.

[2193] Yeah.

[2194] It's like that little strip is, it's kind of whack.

[2195] They're just waiting for the under camera technology to.

[2196] catch up so in like two years about iPhone we'll get rid of it and what is supposed to be going on with this ultra like if they're going to have an ultra phone like what's the purpose of that it's just a bigger one I think that's it yeah I think that's it's I thought I had like better specs because it showed that it has better better screen right the screen has less bezel right I think that's what they're just doing what they're doing right now like the big one that always has a little bit better features a little bit so they make people buy the most expensive shit possible with to Ultra Watch.

[2197] Just a physical mock -up.

[2198] Yeah.

[2199] So they could, you know, make cases and shit.

[2200] I don't think that they've leaked any uses, useful use cases or anything.

[2201] But if you think about people and, like, their desire to always have the latest, greatest, most expensive shit, they're all going to get the ultra.

[2202] That's probably going to be the number one selling phone.

[2203] People are, I can't believe, a $2 ,500 phone is selling so well.

[2204] Especially if they put one of those, like, the M -1 or M -2, I guess it's an M -2 chip that allows you to do Final Cut or Logic.

[2205] if this is what unlocks the new headset, the virtual, like the AR headset, then 100 % that's going to be like.

[2206] Is the virtual AR headset a guarantee that's definitely happening?

[2207] Supposed that next month.

[2208] But yeah.

[2209] Next month?

[2210] Yeah, they have that W, whatever, that thing they do once a year where Apple releases new stuff.

[2211] And supposedly it's going to be announced next month.

[2212] And it's going to have like an external battery pack, which is kind of weird.

[2213] You know, you have to wear something around you on your belt or something.

[2214] There's not much really known about it This is a picture they've shown That's the best picture I guess everyone's agreeing Is this is what it's going to look like I got a piss We'll be right back Do you do the T injection yourself Yeah I talked to that guy about it the other day He's like you need to get on mine You know You just get it sent to you Oh you're getting your injections at a doctor studio Yeah I go once a week That's ridiculous Yeah but I get tested once a week You know he's making sure everything's cool And stuff That's good And I have to get, I have to bleed.

[2215] They make me bleed, you know?

[2216] They bleed?

[2217] Yeah, because there's like a level in your blood that you have to get below.

[2218] You get a lot of blood?

[2219] It has something to do.

[2220] I don't know what it's called.

[2221] It's like blood cells.

[2222] Like, you have to, like, too much white blood cells or one of the cells that happens from T. Okay.

[2223] Why do, there's a video that's gone around a lot.

[2224] I think it's bloodletting, right, where they pop something in your forehead and let the blood squirt out.

[2225] Have you seen that?

[2226] And I don't know why people do.

[2227] Because they're dumb?

[2228] Maybe, but do you know what I'm talking about?

[2229] No. Bloodletting from your forehead?

[2230] Yeah.

[2231] I thought, because I only know of it, I thought it was something we talked about here.

[2232] Bloodletting from your forehead, that sounds like leeches.

[2233] That sounds like some old school shit.

[2234] Bloodletting?

[2235] You know what, what is it called trepening?

[2236] Or they drill holes in heads to relieve pressure?

[2237] Yeah, yeah.

[2238] Spirits would get in there.

[2239] Right.

[2240] That's bullshit.

[2241] It might not be called bloodletting, but this is the video I'm talking.

[2242] Well, hold on.

[2243] See, he makes the blood drain from forehead in blood -letting procedure.

[2244] That is what it's called.

[2245] For what reason?

[2246] I guess it's in China is where they're doing this one.

[2247] Oh, but that's like fucking voodoo shit.

[2248] Why can that, why would that be good to cut your forehead?

[2249] Oh, God.

[2250] Why are we watching that?

[2251] I'm not showing it online.

[2252] Boy, that's a lot of blood.

[2253] Yeah.

[2254] And I'd like, it's one of those things.

[2255] You know they have it blurred out where the blood hits the pan.

[2256] Why?

[2257] You can't handle it.

[2258] You can handle it squirting out.

[2259] of his head, but you can't handle it hitting the pan.

[2260] Yeah, that's stupid.

[2261] Okay, all right.

[2262] I think that's probably just stupid.

[2263] If I had a guess?

[2264] I don't know.

[2265] Something about recycling your blood, though, right?

[2266] Yeah, but that's not recycling.

[2267] This is doing it into a urinal.

[2268] Like, what is he doing?

[2269] He's peeing blood out of his head.

[2270] It's quite common use to treat pain, swelling, or other disorders related to blood congestions.

[2271] Yeah.

[2272] It's like the L .A. traffic in your veins.

[2273] Blood congestion?

[2274] So like bloodletting is actually a real medical procedure?

[2275] I think in the case we just watched, it might have been to reduce eye swelling.

[2276] Yeah, I don't know.

[2277] I do know that ever since I started doing tea, I haven't had hemorrhoid, bloody hemorrhoid anymore.

[2278] It went away.

[2279] For a year, I haven't had one.

[2280] And I think that was my period from all the estrogen.

[2281] Don't you think Like I think I was really having a period It wasn't a hemorrhoid the whole time Don't you think that some of it comes From sitting on the toilet Reading your phone Yeah but I haven't stopped doing that Maybe the testosterone has made your butthole muscles more robust Yeah maybe So they can handle I thought it was weird though It seems weird to talk about it No because I always joke That was my man period And I think it really was I think it really was That's weird That's weird Yeah, Ari went through that for like most of his life He still goes through it Okay, why I thought the same thing What is that about?

[2282] Maybe he's estrogen's high Maybe That makes sense It does When he freaks out sometimes Yeah, his butt's been bleeding Since he was in high school Yeah, I wonder if he gets his butt checked though Because I mean, he's got a lot of stuff going on there Yeah, it can't be good He's not going to a doctor No, you don't think so?

[2283] No, I don't think so He's always in fucking Asia Yeah Backpacking Weird Going on his walkabouts Not for me Yeah Yeah, it was a bloody butt Bloody butt Walking through Asia Your mom's house He was on where you explained Like he didn't want to poop Because it was like a waste of time What But he was younger?

[2284] I don't even think of that young So he just held his poop in Yeah, he just like forced himself To be constipated Just like once a week or something Oh my God I love Pooping.

[2285] And then I'll leave out the rest of the details of the story that are worse.

[2286] Oh, Jesus.

[2287] But, yeah.

[2288] It gets arified.

[2289] How do you, how can one even hold your poop in?

[2290] I don't get it.

[2291] How long can you hold it in?

[2292] Like, if you have to take a shit, you have to go.

[2293] Right.

[2294] How are you doing it for days?

[2295] He's like forcing constipation.

[2296] But that doesn't even make sense.

[2297] It seems impossible.

[2298] It also seems really deadly.

[2299] We can talk about it next time he's here, but if I remember to bring him.

[2300] I don't mean, why are we even talking about it now?

[2301] Came over here to promote Red Band's Club.

[2302] I'm not talking about Ari's butt.

[2303] How many nights a week you guys open right now?

[2304] We're open every night.

[2305] We have a lot of shows, but we also have a lot of open mics, and we have a lot of karaoke.

[2306] We've been doing karaoke.

[2307] So it's fun watching all the comics get wasted at the end of the night and just get drunk and do karaoke.

[2308] And I embarrassly did it the other day.

[2309] What did you say?

[2310] So that's the problem.

[2311] karaoke song has always been a creep radio head but now Chappelle says that that's his and now I feel weird I don't want to do it anymore that's like what do you mean that's like because he's known for that he sings it I know makes me feel weird now singing it really so I tried but it's radio head I know I know it's just weird I don't know okay how about another one so I tried doing lump by President's the United States of America and I fucked up because I forgot how much how fast that song is and like Lump sat alone in a buggy marsh totally emotionless and like it's very so it's like halfway through I was like ah why did I pick this song did you just bail no I changed my voice to a high -pitched voice for some reason like a woman's voice because it'll move faster yeah and so I started singing like she's up she's love she's in my head it was the most embarrassing thing ever but karaoke's like that right do you have do you just do kiss songs or AC or I've only done it a couple of times The one time we did a kiss song at the Allison No Name Morning Show Sarah No Name Yeah Alice in the morning Yeah what was the song?

[2312] It was a love gun Love gun Love gun Yeah There's something funny about singing bad Yeah But I don't do it very often I'm not interested Right It's way better when you're drunk It's the only time to do it If you're singing karaoke and you're sober You're a fucking psychopath You know You're really into it You're serious?

[2313] Yeah, that's true, man. It's wrong with you.

[2314] God.

[2315] Especially if it's like a romantic song.

[2316] There's no one even there.

[2317] Like, who you're singing to?

[2318] You're doing islands in the stream, both voices.

[2319] It's something weird about people singing karaoke if no one's paying attention.

[2320] Uh -huh.

[2321] You know?

[2322] Yeah.

[2323] It was like three people at the bar.

[2324] This one person is by themselves, all serious singing.

[2325] Did it start like in the 90s?

[2326] Candy's whisper.

[2327] Caryoke.

[2328] I don't remember it.

[2329] I mean, I was too young.

[2330] Well, I guess it had to start with technology, right?

[2331] Because you had to be able to see the scroll.

[2332] Right.

[2333] I think it started in the Asian country probably, right?

[2334] Karaoke.

[2335] It sounds Japanese.

[2336] But Dimples, the karaoke place in Burbank, was the first one that moved to the United States and brought karaoke to the United States.

[2337] Really?

[2338] Yeah.

[2339] And then they tore it down and made it a Whole Foods.

[2340] Yeah.

[2341] Karaoke kind of fell out of favor and then came back into favor, like with nostalgia, right?

[2342] Because there was a time period where karaoke bars were dead And now they came back Yeah And now you can get like private rooms So you could just like you and like five people Have like like a private room with your own karaoke So you don't have to like be embarrassing around everyone else Imagine that's what you want to do with your time Imagine Imagine that's your favorite thing to do I can't wait we're going to karaoke tonight It's my favorite thing Yeah that is a karaoke video game in 1985 what yeah really yeah I was just looking at the history it got there's a the first machine was made in 1971 and oh wow it got popularized I think like through the 70s and then 1983 or 86 a Filipino man patented the karaoke machine what do you think is embarrassing what do you think about things that we do today it's going to be super embarrassing in the future oh selfies and all that stuff or why selfie though I don't know like taking I don't know they're gonna do that forever you think they're never gonna stop taking pictures of themselves it's just hilarious watching people like try to find the right angle right podcast we might look back at podcasts like really I don't know this wouldn't be embarrassing this was like no enjoyed by millions of people why would that be embarrassing yeah I'm trying to think outside the box what you know like what would be carrying around a phone is probably gonna be it yeah we're gonna probably think that was stupid oh my god they just carried around the phone they had a type with their fingers they don't have the implant how often do you do text to type or talk to type not as much as i should i do it all the time really it's so good they're so good they're so accurate i do it in my car we never remember yeah i do it in my car too but i do it a lot just like it's so much quicker than than typing it and then as long as you're not saying something weird where it doesn't know what the fuck you're saying like some weird name of something or something like that my problem is like you do it for notes when I think of a joke and I want to write it down real quick and then I won't proofread it and then there's like some weird words in it and it totally makes me not remember what the joke's about like wait what's you know sometimes it fucks up too much well apparently Google's version of that is better yeah Google's voice to type is better have you used it all yeah I've used Google's do you still have a galaxy you have two galaxies or two uh have the flip the fold yeah the flip one the small oh you have the flip one yeah and then i have the s 23 alter which one do you fuck with the most uh the s 23 alter yeah that's a good phone it's great yeah yeah cameras are fucking incredible it's so amazing that you could film a movie off a phone now like legitimately film a movie if you do it right like you could watch it on television it'd be a great movie That's completely possible now.

[2343] If they do put Final Cut Pro on your phone, how many movies are going to be made where it's shot and edited on an iPhone?

[2344] Yeah, that's what they're showing the Apple trailer for the Final Cut Pro, where they're showing them use the iPad and film it, then edit it.

[2345] And with the Apple Pencil, like you can now draw on the film so you can make effects.

[2346] Like if you want to have like a POW thing, you can like draw the POW and it will animate the effect.

[2347] It's like taking Final Cut Pro to another level where you can draw.

[2348] on it now and do effects using your Apple pencil.

[2349] Oh, so it actually makes it better than having a computer.

[2350] Kind of, yeah.

[2351] Kind of.

[2352] Kind of.

[2353] Unless you have a computer attached to a tablet, like a WICOM or something.

[2354] Right, right.

[2355] What's next?

[2356] It's the neural interface, right?

[2357] That's next.

[2358] Yeah, absolutely.

[2359] That's going to be the big game changer.

[2360] That's going to be weird, man, because we're all going to want to do it because the people that do are going to have a big advantage.

[2361] They're going to be just completely connected to technology and then who's going to be in control of that what oh because who's going to be in control of it I think the wearables you know like this AR VR glasses that Apple's going to do but not having a phone anymore and just having glasses on is definitely going to be the thing think about how locked in people are to their social media you know to their Twitter like when people get banned from Twitter back in the day they were devastated that was like an exile from the community but a Imagine something like that, but that's your brain.

[2362] Like you're locked into this community, a rigid community where you have to think and behave in a certain way, or you get exiled.

[2363] This is what I oot about.

[2364] Oh.

[2365] Did you see this?

[2366] Yeah, I did see this.

[2367] So play it.

[2368] New gameplay proves unrecord is real.

[2369] Is this the name of the game?

[2370] Unrecord.

[2371] The game is called Unrecord, correct?

[2372] So this is a guy Clearing a room He's got a pistol in front of him It looks insanely real And it's like body cam footage Angle is how it's supposed to be designed That's what it looks like So yeah this trailer came out And it freaked a lot of people out They're like this is too real Yeah You guys fucked up This is crazy Give me some volume I mean everything from the brass You can tell it's fake right there That smoke from the gun but yeah this this is crossing a line of realism that is like what are we doing?

[2373] Is this a game or is this a training simulator?

[2374] And they blur his faces.

[2375] What a fun little thing they do because this is body cam footage.

[2376] This is incredible man. They did recently they'll make a new version of like a trailer to show people that this is a game.

[2377] This is made in a like Unreal, this isn't footage from a real cop or someone clearing a building.

[2378] So this is the Unreal 4 engine?

[2379] This is 5.

[2380] So this is 5.

[2381] What they've been doing since we've been talking about a few times now.

[2382] It's been getting updated probably monthly with new features and new additions and new add -ons that are making the Unreal 5 even better.

[2383] Like exponentially better all the time.

[2384] It's a free tool.

[2385] So like I don't know how much time someone put in this probably a lot, but it could have in theory been made by a small group This is wild man Yeah because a lot of this is just assets Like I want a tire image I want a keg image Yeah almost like how people Was explaining to us He just goes in and finds assets online And makes stuff You can start doing this Listen I would have a real problem I'm having a real problem just watching Yeah and I don't know if it's gonna be in VR Which I would imagine it is It will be This kind of gameplay you can easily make VR Why is the person's Facebook blurred because it's supposed to be a body cam footage and you're supposed to be watching you know the the the the the look of like we're watching this in court you know know what I mean it's like it did look it's a little not as clear oh so it's like updated in a 4k and it's wow which means that like yeah the trees the sky the building textures why do you think the metaverse didn't take off why was that a colossal failure uh well It's because it's, I mean, look, you know, Zuckerberg's version of the Metaverse is that none of, no one has legs.

[2386] Like, everyone looks like Nintendo Wii characters and stuff, and it's goofy where you look at like something like VR chat, which I use.

[2387] You could be anything you want.

[2388] You could have a scan of you and make it look super realistic.

[2389] So when you're talking to somebody, you look like you're talking to a real person.

[2390] But like that.

[2391] See, that's actually a woman that used her.

[2392] phone and scanned her image into an avatar.

[2393] And that's the stuff that's cool.

[2394] And unfortunately, Zuckerberg and all those guys have been pushing this, like, ridiculous Nintendo Wii.

[2395] Now, this was just so this was Zuckerberg.

[2396] This is meta's product.

[2397] Right, right, right, right, right.

[2398] But that's the metaverse that, you know, and he's not selling this metaverse, right?

[2399] You know, he's selling this silly version of it.

[2400] So what's the silly version is the fact that you have to have a headset?

[2401] Well, could you just type in, like, you know, the Oculus Worlds, I think.

[2402] Yeah.

[2403] whatever this is that's the stuff that what he's showing is more closer to what i'm using right now and that's you know vr chat this is see like look all these goofy characters like see you have no legs you look like a little cartoon it looks like for kits you know and what you were just watching like with that other image that is coming sooner you know that's the kind of stuff that's already out there and and uh that i use you know i'm i could be a realistic person i could be a cartoon character i could be anything i want i have legs this is just like i don't know for kids it's very kids is this is not the only thing that was available right right this is just to like hang out and talk to people i guess right but this is what Zuckerberg like the metaverse this is his like we're spending billions of dollars thinking this kind of thing's going to take off and you know so here's something that i asked someone over a year ago that i didn't understand because we hadn't seen the AI stuff um there's spaces like this right i'll try to pull it back up on the screen when this guy is like floating around in here, this is not how they did it, I'll be honest with you, but this is how it was explaining me. When you're in that world, it shows like a missile silo or something.

[2404] You could be like, nope, don't make that a missile silo.

[2405] I want to be on a beach.

[2406] You just say that and it'll go, okay, pooh, and you're on a beach.

[2407] It's like, no, it's too cartoony.

[2408] Make it more realistic.

[2409] Right.

[2410] And it'll be like more realistic beach.

[2411] Right.

[2412] And that's how some of the metaverse stuff is supposed to be.

[2413] It's not here yet, though.

[2414] And I don't know how long it's going to take to get here.

[2415] But isn't a barrier to entry just the, putting on goggles that's a lot of people don't want to do that right well it's also makes people sick uh it also you know a lot of problems and that's mostly based off uh frame rate uh so like if you're you're using something that is poorly made like software like a nap and you put it on and it's the frame rate's shit then you're just going to get sick immediately or is it too low a frame rate yeah too low of frame rate you start getting sick so it just confuses you yeah it just makes you feel like uneasy like you know when you're spinning on a carnival ride or something and your stomach starts getting that makes sense where if your mind if your eyeballs are seeing something that's blurry and fucked your mind might say oh my god you're sick you should throw up exactly you ate something bad you're dying right yeah yeah and here's something i'll show you it's tough there's not a lot of content and facebook may be fucking up by not showing this stuff more so canon made this dual fish eye lens i'm pretty sure it's the only one that's out there right now right That allows you to shoot content to be watched in these headsets.

[2416] And when it's done right, which hasn't been done right very much, but when it is done right, it's fucking amazing.

[2417] It is wild how cool it looks.

[2418] But there's not a lot to look at right now, and you have to put the headset on to see it.

[2419] Right.

[2420] But things in front of you look like you should just reach out and touch them, and they're in high definition quality.

[2421] It seems like every iteration of these things, we're always waiting for the one that's like, that's it.

[2422] Like, if you go back to when VR was first talked about, it was like the 80s and 90s.

[2423] Remember, they thought that that was going to be the thing, you put on the goggles, you're in another world, but technology wasn't really there.

[2424] And then all of a sudden with Oculus and with the HTC vibe, okay, we're getting real close.

[2425] Now we're getting real close, but it's still like, not quite.

[2426] That's what they think Apple is going to do with their headset, that it's going to be that cool, supposedly.

[2427] This is VR in the 90s.

[2428] So this, they probably thought, This is the beginning.

[2429] We're getting ready, and this is going to be the future.

[2430] And even to use this, you had to be in a big pod.

[2431] Like those pods we almost want to use now, but the pod was just to track you.

[2432] Like if you went out of the pod, it wasn't reading you.

[2433] Anything inside the pod, it read.

[2434] And you had to have all sorts of cables and wires and things connected to you.

[2435] Still, though.

[2436] Where did they have this at?

[2437] They did it at Kosai.

[2438] Okay.

[2439] So this is in the 90s.

[2440] And here we are, 2023.

[2441] It's still not quite.

[2442] You would have thought that would have taken off.

[2443] I forgot about that.

[2444] That's what the headset looks like.

[2445] Which they still have these things in, you know, arcades all over the place.

[2446] The graphics got a little better.

[2447] One of the things they think they're going to be able to do is recreate psychedelic experiences.

[2448] They think they're going to be able to make a VR psychedelic experience.

[2449] So you could trip balls without having to do any drugs, and it'll have the same effect on your mind.

[2450] I do a pretty good version of it all the time.

[2451] Yeah?

[2452] Yeah.

[2453] The thing I play all the time, I have a character that you could do DMT, acid, mushrooms, and stuff like that, and you take it, and you start seeing a little bit of trails on your hands, and then the more, you start seeing more trails.

[2454] Like, it's pretty good, and you can do DMT where there's, like, fucking, like, Buddha's coming out of the ground, like, like, that look like lasers and shit.

[2455] Really?

[2456] Yeah, it's, sometimes we'll just listen to music get high and just do that for hours.

[2457] And what, what are you using?

[2458] What is this?

[2459] This looks like unreal, but someone's made a shrimp trip.

[2460] Oh.

[2461] Oh wow This just goes on for a few minutes Yeah there's just different visuals and stuff How many grams would you say that?

[2462] Yeah see oh I love that lighting effect Where it's like clouds shadows Maybe this is a real video Then they've fucked with it Yeah I think this is a real dog Yeah this is a real video The dog knows you're tripping That's cool So what are you using I'm using VR chat Which is like the good version Of what Zuckerberg's trying to do And VR chat is connected how Like you're using a PC It's free You could actually use an Oculus for it.

[2463] You're not going to get that great of graphics.

[2464] But I'm using like a really high -end PC and a Valve Index headset.

[2465] And it's a VR chat's free.

[2466] And it's kind of like, you know, you just download it.

[2467] You make your character or whatever.

[2468] And then you go, hey, I want to go to Disneyland.

[2469] Or, hey, I want to go on a beach, you know, and you just type in beach.

[2470] And it's like Google.

[2471] And they'll show you all the worlds you can go to.

[2472] Then you go there, meet up with your friends, you know, do acid on the beach or whatever.

[2473] And the graphics are really?

[2474] high -end?

[2475] Oh, yeah.

[2476] It's, there's, you know, it's, it's, each level is made by a different person.

[2477] So there's, like, good versions of it and bad versions of it, realistic versions of it.

[2478] So this is like the real cutting edge.

[2479] Yeah, this is what, this is what, you know, this is way more popular times a lot, you know, than Zuckerberg's stuff.

[2480] Really?

[2481] And this is free.

[2482] Like, how many people are using this?

[2483] It's one of the largest, uh, user base of a multiplayer game on Steam.

[2484] There is another thing that which I don't, like, you're hung up on that headset.

[2485] You don't, maybe today you do, but you're not going to have to use the headset.

[2486] You'll be able to play with me and Brian if we have our headsets on just through a browser like this.

[2487] Oh, you can do that right now.

[2488] Yeah, you don't have to put the headset on.

[2489] Oh, so you can play it like a video game.

[2490] Yeah, or a chat room.

[2491] Now, what is the best version of graphics?

[2492] Like, these things are all made by different people, right?

[2493] So what's the best version?

[2494] So if I were to play this nerd right now with you, I have bookmarked, like, all these, worlds so like I have the best world to go to if you want to be in a beach best world if you want to be on the moon best you know so like look at this bar that you can this kind of has good lighting and stuff but you know it almost looks like a nice realistic bar and look at that character see like that's somebody that scanned themselves it looks like yeah obviously yeah how weird and so you know you look back at what we were just watching with Zuckerberg's you know metaverse and it's so silly compared to this you know like graphic wise it's like You can be anything in it.

[2495] You want.

[2496] Yeah, but isn't the Metaverse stuff, the Zuckerberg stuff, capable of doing things like this?

[2497] Yeah.

[2498] It's just, it's, I mean, that's why people, why it's not working, though.

[2499] Like, look at that.

[2500] That looks like a real ice bin for popsicles, you know, like at a convenience store.

[2501] You know, that's not the graphics you're seeing on Zuckerberg.

[2502] Zuckerberg's is very cartoony, very kids kind of feeling.

[2503] But is that for all of them or just different software applications?

[2504] Well, like, you could play this on the headset, you know, but the Metaverse, It's the Facebook, like, they're trying to get you into that Metaverse world, and that's what's failed.

[2505] But it's other stuff in the Metaverse, like, with those, the Oculus that they have, they have these virtual tours.

[2506] Yeah, yeah, but that's not like the Metaverse.

[2507] That's like you can play.

[2508] The headset's just like a computer, pretty much.

[2509] So you can download anything on it, you know, that we're...

[2510] So the Metaverse is like a walled garden.

[2511] Metaverse is like what we were just watching, where it's kind of like a chat, where it's kind of like a chat, get together with their friends.

[2512] That's the real Metaverse.

[2513] But what Zuckerberg was trying to do, you're saying, is, like, a walled garden.

[2514] Like, they were making it very specific to these apps.

[2515] They were going to have these kind of cartoony things.

[2516] Right.

[2517] It's, it's, it's, the Metaverse is doing it through all these characters and stuff like that.

[2518] I don't know.

[2519] It's hard to, it's so hard to explain because it's, they made it confusing as fuck, you know.

[2520] But if anybody can't explain, if you can't explain it, nobody can explain it.

[2521] Right.

[2522] That's a lot of the problem, you know.

[2523] You know, it's VR's taking off.

[2524] The Metaverse is just not taken off because Facebook wants you to live inside their world, you know.

[2525] And it's a world that they create, though.

[2526] So that's what I mean by a wall card.

[2527] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[2528] So it's all their stuff.

[2529] And it's also very stylistic.

[2530] I kind of feel like if I've been having the problem, if I haven't come across anything yet that like Brian and I couldn't explain their show you in less than three minutes, then they haven't fucking figured it out yet.

[2531] Yeah, exactly.

[2532] Right.

[2533] We're not there yet.

[2534] So, like, I don't know.

[2535] It seems close, but it seemed close for four years.

[2536] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[2537] With every iteration of the virtual reality world, it's like, this is going to be it, but it's not...

[2538] I don't know how much the pandemic would have slowed down production.

[2539] I feel like it did fuck up some stuff.

[2540] Well, they were all working in offices doing stuff messing with these headsets because they have shown some behind...

[2541] Like, there's a video of Zuckerberg has, I think, on 60 minutes, they were shown someone behind the scenes prototype headsets.

[2542] They have a thing that's...

[2543] It sticks out from the head, like the eye area.

[2544] it's ultrasonic sound waves that are pointed out your mouth and the lady that they had triads maybe as a guy they said they could feel raindrops on their on their mouth and that was recreated with sound waves physically touching like touching you but that's not anything they have commercially available it's just like an in -house demo and that sounds fucking cool too but it seems like it's the neural link it seems like it's some sort of neural interface when that that hits then all this shit's gonna make sense And that's even scarier because you don't know what you're seeing is real or not.

[2545] You know, that's a sci -fi movie shit.

[2546] Yeah, you're going to walk right off the top of a building.

[2547] Exactly.

[2548] You get hacked somehow or trolled and, like, you go into traffic, you know.

[2549] Yeah.

[2550] That's scary as fun.

[2551] Well, I mean, the future is always going to be scary when it comes to things like this.

[2552] Just technology in general.

[2553] It's going to be some mistakes.

[2554] They also announce new Black Mirror episodes coming that are going to price scare us on somewhere.

[2555] Can't wait.

[2556] I haven't watched it All the ones that exist Same I can't get anybody to watch them with me I have to watch them by myself You come over Joe Come on, sorry I got a truck out to the woods Are you gonna move closer anything I'm going I think I might get a like a studio apartment Downtown or something Yeah Just because there's just Why not Just have like a nice little studio And friends in town They can use it you know But then I could also like Hey it's two in the morning Might as well just stay here.

[2557] I have to be here tomorrow, you know?

[2558] Yeah, that's a lot of people love that.

[2559] Like, Tony loves living down there.

[2560] Yeah.

[2561] He loves it.

[2562] I don't know if I want to live there all the time, though.

[2563] Some people love that urban sort of experience.

[2564] Yeah, not me. You've always been a suburb guy.

[2565] Me too.

[2566] Yeah.

[2567] My neighborhood's so quiet.

[2568] Everyone's working or, you know, at 9 o 'clock, it's pitch black.

[2569] Like, it's quiet and pitch black.

[2570] I can just go out there and hear nothing except animals, you know.

[2571] Yeah.

[2572] I like that.

[2573] Me too.

[2574] I think living in the city is probably fun.

[2575] But, you know, Tony's like, he just wants to do stand -up every day.

[2576] Just wants to just roll out of his place, go to a Starbucks, get a coffee.

[2577] Yeah.

[2578] Some people are like that.

[2579] You know, I'm more, I like relaxation.

[2580] Every time I go to New York City, I always imagine, could I live here?

[2581] I don't think I would like it.

[2582] I could never live there.

[2583] Some people, that's the only thing they love.

[2584] They love it more than anything.

[2585] They love, like, Ari.

[2586] He loves the energy.

[2587] He loves being around all the people.

[2588] I also don't like living.

[2589] buildings like like you know like you live in like a tall building and stuff I don't like that feeling you know burning inferno the time when we were in the hotel fire oh yeah yeah fuck that shit fuck that shit that's a scary moment yeah when people are walking too slow down the stairs and you're just ready to go over the top of these motherfuckers dude I was panicking yeah should be remember we went down to like the second floor and we saw that smoke and it was just the fire extinguisher or something yeah that was weird Yeah, that's what it was.

[2590] Some jackasses got a truck and set off a fire extinguisher.

[2591] And they get everybody out of the entire fucking building.

[2592] And Joey Diaz, I took the elevator dog, I don't care.

[2593] Like a doctor.

[2594] I would probably take an elevator, too.

[2595] Probably doesn't seem like the worst idea as long as the power doesn't go out.

[2596] Right.

[2597] You know?

[2598] It seems like that's some kind of myth that they don't want everyone to pile into the elevator or something.

[2599] I don't know.

[2600] You get stuck there if you lose power or something.

[2601] Yeah, you don't want to.

[2602] to get stuck.

[2603] You don't want to get stuck in the elevator if it loses power.

[2604] That makes the most sense.

[2605] And then the building's on fire and you can't get out.

[2606] Oh, Jesus.

[2607] Yeah.

[2608] Maybe that's it.

[2609] Did you see the video of the elevator, the counterweight, fucked up?

[2610] No. Instead of going down, like, a lot of elevators you're afraid of.

[2611] Yeah.

[2612] It went up at a high speed.

[2613] Show the video.

[2614] It's fucked up.

[2615] I hate elevator.

[2616] Even in the elevator at the mothership, I refuse to go away.

[2617] It's very slow.

[2618] Yeah, I don't, even if any kind of elevator at the mothership is so slow it seems broken right if you got that shit check maybe it's we did got it totally fixed it's all totally replaced wow this is eight years old i don't know if this is i think it is it was an old video yeah it is it just went viral again yeah so it gets on it and look it's just fucking going out of control because it goes up 30 floors and 15 seconds oh my god there's no sound show the crazy part that would freak me to fucking What was the crazy part?

[2619] Oh, that you see it crash.

[2620] Oh, no. They're not going to show the crash part?

[2621] I don't know why.

[2622] There's another one.

[2623] There's another one.

[2624] There's another one.

[2625] There's another one.

[2626] Oh, maybe.

[2627] Boom.

[2628] Oh, Jesus.

[2629] So it gets all the way to the top, and he gets, oh, shit, he got wrecks.

[2630] Is that guy alive?

[2631] I don't know.

[2632] This has been going around.

[2633] There's a lot of people standing near trains.

[2634] I've been seeing, they're, like, walking next to a train.

[2635] They just get jacked by the train.

[2636] Like, they're walking too close to it.

[2637] for social media post they're saying look how the door opened but the elevator still moving fuck bro no i wouldn't even know what to do i would probably lay on the ground what can you do boom when you hit the top that that dude must be dead uh so i've never seen that happen before it scared the shit out of me after i saw elevators are fucking terrifying i hate it so are escalators people fall through and get chewed up by the gears i never thought about that but then that one video came out the woman falling through oh that's why regulations are important kids you need regulators it comes to that kind of shit you inspectors all right brian redband let's wrap this bitch up um tell everybody the club name sunset strip comedy club it's on uh 6th street the next door to joe's club and it's sunset strip atx we have the roast battle now uh we have a bunch of shows i bring in my secret show there starting the 18th of this month We have a lot of people from out of town.

[2638] This bitch and friends.

[2639] Yep, Kemponged in tonight, Sarah Wineshank.

[2640] Nice.

[2641] They were just on the podcast yesterday.

[2642] Oh, yeah, Holtzman's going to be there Saturday.

[2643] Nice.

[2644] Casey Rocket and David Lucas.

[2645] Nice.

[2646] Beautiful.

[2647] It's awesome.

[2648] It's awesome.

[2649] Good luck with that.

[2650] Thanks, buddy.

[2651] Let everybody know.

[2652] What's the website?

[2653] SunsetstripATX .com.

[2654] Dot com.

[2655] Okay.

[2656] And red band, right?

[2657] On everything?

[2658] Yeah, Red band.

[2659] On Twitter.

[2660] Instagram?

[2661] Do you still use Facebook?

[2662] I don't really use Facebook too much.

[2663] Once in a great while, just use it to check in on it.

[2664] Are you fucking with any of the other ones?

[2665] What's your profile on truth social?

[2666] I tried to get truth, but their servers were down.

[2667] Really?

[2668] Yeah, and I never got it.

[2669] Blue sky is what I'm trying to get an invitation code.

[2670] Hey, Zuck?

[2671] That's the Dorsey one.

[2672] Oh, no, no, yeah.

[2673] Hey, Dorsey.

[2674] Jack Dorsey.

[2675] Give me that invitation code.

[2676] What are they doing with Blue Sky?

[2677] Blue Sky is Twitter.

[2678] Have you seen the service?

[2679] screenshots of it, it looks just like Twitter.

[2680] Does it?

[2681] And I'm down, I'm down.

[2682] Yeah, I'm down.

[2683] I like Jack.

[2684] What is, uh, what is he doing differently with it?

[2685] I don't think there's anything different.

[2686] I think he pretty much just, it's the way the back end works.

[2687] Remember how someone was just in here explaining that you could take all of your shit with you?

[2688] I forget who it may be on mine.

[2689] Adam Curry?

[2690] No, uh, Bill Otman was explaining about the whole back end stuff that was way over my head.

[2691] Yeah.

[2692] Something like that.

[2693] Does they have an ability to take all your content with you if you want to leave?

[2694] Interesting.

[2695] Trying to find a picture of it, like, it's not showing all.

[2696] yeah it's supposedly some sort of de -centralized uncensored version of it yeah see it looks exactly like oh my god there's twitter yeah and it has a repost thing uh -huh the graphics are the same and i think you know i think jack uh changed his tune on elon and i think that's why he's doing this really yeah yeah a lot of people soured on elon he announced yesterday that twitter's DMs are going to turn encrypted starting like today or something.

[2697] Interesting.

[2698] So no one, not even I could see it if there's a gun to my head.

[2699] Interesting.

[2700] And that's something about phone calls.

[2701] Or he's a friend.

[2702] It's a trap.

[2703] Yeah.

[2704] I don't think he's a friend.

[2705] I think he's an alien.

[2706] Yep.

[2707] If anything.

[2708] All right.

[2709] That's it.

[2710] Let's wrap it up.

[2711] Sunsets Trip.

[2712] ATX .com.

[2713] Red band on social media.

[2714] Yep.

[2715] Check out Secret Show.

[2716] It's moving there next Thursday, the 18th.

[2717] Beautiful.

[2718] All right.

[2719] Bye, everybody.