Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
[0] Summer Smoors with Conan and the Chill Chums, a six -part series with Conan O 'Brien, Sonom of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[1] Let's get started.
[2] Well, we've come to the end of the road.
[3] Well, that seems very ominous.
[4] Yeah.
[5] Our lives will continue.
[6] No, we're all dying today.
[7] This is it?
[8] Yeah.
[9] Oh, man, I don't want to be here.
[10] Yeah.
[11] Actually, this is the place I'd like to be.
[12] It'll make me treasure my life less as I leave it.
[13] No, this is the final installment of Chill Chums for this incarnation.
[14] Right.
[15] And I have to say, we are back in studio now.
[16] We started in studio, week one, and then we departed, and we went to the Wilds of Pasadena suburbs.
[17] Yeah.
[18] At night.
[19] And we were in your backyard, and it was a transformative experience.
[20] Really?
[21] How so?
[22] Well, for the two of you, because you got drunk.
[23] Yeah, we did.
[24] You both got, did you feel yourself getting a little loopy?
[25] Here's the problem.
[26] I'm normally a lightweight, so I would normally say yes, but I've had so much to drink since my daughter was born that I just, it's just like water to me now.
[27] That's heartwarming.
[28] I mean, worryingly, so.
[29] I'm asking for help.
[30] Oh, good.
[31] That's good.
[32] Can I tell you, since your daughter was born, what's your routine?
[33] Do you have a drink every night?
[34] No, no longer.
[35] But the first three months, I'm embarrassed to say I would have a cocktail or three a night.
[36] You need to unwind.
[37] It was like, I've never been like that.
[38] Never before have I been like that.
[39] And I love her in this.
[40] Did your wife say anything to you at one point?
[41] She was born on them.
[42] Jesus.
[43] So you didn't get the, I think you got to cut back a little bit.
[44] No, no. She was like, she's not the type.
[45] Well, a lot of listeners have commented that throughout the course, of chill chums in the wild in Pasadena we were enjoying that lovely cocktail you made Yeah the chilled chum And what's in the chilt chum Well that's another thing Is people been asking The internet The blogosphere It's just been I have to say I showed a lot of restraint I sipped mine very slowly I didn't have too much Because I could tell That it was lethal But it's delicious It is I will say this It's fantastic It's a great drink Thank you.
[46] Here's what it is.
[47] One and a half ounce of makers mark bourbon.
[48] One ounce of palm, pomegranate juice, half ounce of lemon juice, Bundaberg ginger beer to taste as much as you want, a splash a little bit more.
[49] But the ginger is an ode to you.
[50] Hey.
[51] That's nice.
[52] And then muddled strawberries for the chum of the chilled chum.
[53] And that's for one cocktail, so you can double or triple or plate.
[54] And as I say, muddled for your muddled mind and muddled...
[55] That's exactly right.
[56] Logical mind.
[57] Yeah.
[58] That's what I thought the connection was.
[59] So you put the lemon juice, the pomegranate juice, and the bourbon in a shaker with ice, pour it over rocks, add as much ginger beer as you like, and muddled strawberries.
[60] Chill it up.
[61] Now, let's get to the more interesting thing.
[62] It's nice that you have now broadcast the recipe so that people can make this for themselves because it was an extraordinarily tasty drink.
[63] But let's talk about, when did you know Sona that you were going off the rails a bit?
[64] I think when everything just seemed, not that it's not funny usually, but when everything was funny.
[65] And then I was like, I remember this feeling.
[66] I used to do this a lot.
[67] Your foot was in the fire at one point.
[68] And you thought that was funny.
[69] I remember that.
[70] You were giggling because you saw the skin burning off and then you saw bone exposed and you thought that was funny.
[71] Yeah, I had my foot amputated.
[72] It was worth it.
[73] And I'll post it of you leaning forward, holding your glass with.
[74] too careful hands and just like sipping it with this sweetest grin on your face.
[75] You know, you were, you were Gallum with the ring.
[76] Yeah, I was.
[77] I was.
[78] I had so much fun.
[79] Matt, thanks for hosting us.
[80] That was just such a delight.
[81] And you know what?
[82] I haven't, I am a lightweight now because I don't drink, but I take my edibles.
[83] Mostly, that's my release.
[84] That's a responsible message.
[85] Yeah.
[86] I've cut back on the drinking and replaced them with edibles.
[87] Edibles, kids.
[88] Yeah, edibles.
[89] Get them at your local dispensary.
[90] Yeah.
[91] It's legal.
[92] It's okay.
[93] Yeah.
[94] In California.
[95] Oh, yeah.
[96] Yeah.
[97] There's no judgment.
[98] No, there's no judgment.
[99] No, there's no, there is judgment.
[100] Just take it easy.
[101] Do you hear the judgment?
[102] I hear the judgment.
[103] No, no judgment.
[104] That's just in your minds.
[105] Now he's gaslighting.
[106] Yeah, now he's like pretending.
[107] He's the gaslighting judge.
[108] I had a very nice time.
[109] I enjoyed it.
[110] I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.
[111] Oh.
[112] Just because I, no offense, but it's hanging out with you and you're not.
[113] house.
[114] That was not an advertisement for good times.
[115] No, I seriously, I thought you were going to, I just didn't know what was going to happen.
[116] And we really had a good time.
[117] You were a nice time.
[118] You're a wonderful, wonderful host.
[119] And Amanda, too.
[120] I had very little to do with that.
[121] Amanda, Sarah, making the goods, the great crew, setting everything up.
[122] You know, I was just to thank the crew.
[123] They get paid.
[124] I'm sorry, but they get, you know what I mean?
[125] I'm sick of this whole thing where we thank the crew.
[126] You know, that's just bullshit.
[127] You know, checks, uh, checks, uh, check.
[128] Checks were cashed, you know.
[129] Eduardo, why should I thank you for anything?
[130] You're making a, you're making good money here.
[131] Yeah, fuck you, Eduardo.
[132] Yeah, what she said.
[133] I agree.
[134] You can turn off his mic if you want.
[135] Eduardo, did you have a good time?
[136] I had a great time.
[137] Well, you did a lovely job and my hats off to you.
[138] Thank you.
[139] I don't mean it because you got a check.
[140] I cash the check already.
[141] Yeah.
[142] I canceled the check.
[143] You can have one.
[144] You can have my praise or the check.
[145] Which do you want?
[146] Take the check.
[147] Take the check.
[148] The check.
[149] Damn it.
[150] Who would ever choose your preys.
[151] praise instead, because you can't even praise.
[152] No, it's faint praise.
[153] Your praise is followed by a shoot fest.
[154] I love the idea of, I have a strict rule.
[155] I will pay you or I will praise you, but the praise is also a form of payment so you get one or the other.
[156] I would love a maniac just trying to instill that at work.
[157] It just be so funny to me. Praise or pay.
[158] Well, I have kids that need, I guess it's pay then, huh?
[159] Yeah.
[160] My daughter's in a private school.
[161] Then it's pay, is it?
[162] And fuck you.
[163] Do your job.
[164] No praise from me. You're angry that they want to get paid.
[165] Eduardo, weren't you impressed with Gourley's home?
[166] It's really nice.
[167] Beautiful.
[168] Immaculate, outdoor vibe.
[169] And the drinks were delicious.
[170] Eduardo, did you have any feeling at all, and be honest, because I know I did.
[171] Any feeling at all of why does he get to have such a nice home and such a nice yard?
[172] What?
[173] Just, you know what I mean?
[174] He's a good guy and everything.
[175] but it's really spectacular.
[176] Your yard is really nice.
[177] And you're a horrible person.
[178] Yes, I know.
[179] So, I mean...
[180] Because I'm a horrible person, that's the system that America has.
[181] I was rewarded for my...
[182] Oh, I see.
[183] You're saying I'm such a nice and good person I shouldn't deserve...
[184] Exactly.
[185] That's what I was going for.
[186] You know, I will take praise overpay dead.
[187] There's no hint of mendacity or cruelty with you, and yet you seem to be living as nicely as I. Here's my checkback.
[188] I'll take it.
[189] And Shredder.
[190] You son of a bitch.
[191] Yeah.
[192] It is really...
[193] And you have lots of nice touches, sort of zen.
[194] Oh, I thought he was still talking to you.
[195] No, Zen gardens.
[196] He has a lot of nice things in his yard that I. It has a beautiful pool, too, that I was disappointed we didn't even get to use.
[197] I thought initially.
[198] I think if we had one more round of chilled Jones, we would have been in there.
[199] Sure.
[200] Yeah, for sure.
[201] It ended up like Brian Jones at the bottom of a pool.
[202] Well, I'm sorry.
[203] Who's Brian?
[204] From the who, right?
[205] No. From the original role, maybe the founding member of the Rolling Stones.
[206] Ended up at the bottom of a pool.
[207] Okay, rolling stuff.
[208] Why was he at the bottom of the pool?
[209] He died.
[210] He drowned.
[211] Oh.
[212] And he may have, the coroner said he had had a chilled chum just before he went swimming.
[213] I'm just saying, there are a lot of conspiracy theories about the loss of Brian Jones.
[214] Yeah, you should come over and drink a little and swim.
[215] Wow.
[216] Well, it's a bad combination.
[217] And that's why, Eduardo, I think it was wise.
[218] Did you have a chilled chum, Edward?
[219] I technically was working, so I'm not sure how I should answer this.
[220] Oh, smart, smart, smart, smart.
[221] How about answer it honestly and let me be the judge of, just be, trust that you're in a fair environment and answer honestly.
[222] All right.
[223] I will trust you.
[224] I had one drink.
[225] You're fine.
[226] Get out.
[227] It was delicious.
[228] I hope it was because you're losing this job now.
[229] I'm sorry.
[230] I have to run a very tight ship.
[231] You can have your job back or you can have praise.
[232] In fairness, I, do you want your job back or praise?
[233] Which one do you want, Eduardo?
[234] Take my job back.
[235] Damn it!
[236] All right.
[237] You have your job back now.
[238] I only follow their lead.
[239] No, no, of course.
[240] What do you mean?
[241] You're not a surgeon.
[242] Well, we were podcasting, so I couldn't have a drink for 36 hours before.
[243] Yeah, you're not flying an American Airlines flight.
[244] You're allowed to, I encourage people here to drink before and after podcasting.
[245] Really?
[246] And during, if necessary.
[247] Okay.
[248] Why don't we have drinks here?
[249] Yes, I know.
[250] Well, we know why you don't have a drink here.
[251] I think that was pretty surprised stuff.
[252] Yeah.
[253] Yeah, I think we should have drinks.
[254] I had a great time.
[255] I mean, not that I normally wouldn't have, but more fun than I normally have doing this.
[256] This is fun and all, but that was real fun.
[257] Well, it was really nice to be out there.
[258] I liked having the fire, courtesy of Solo Stove, and they don't even, they're not even paying for a mention right now.
[259] I just really like their product.
[260] Brought them up everything.
[261] Yeah, but I like that fire.
[262] It was really nice to have a fire there and not worry about it.
[263] That's true.
[264] I love a fire.
[265] I love the outdoors.
[266] Hey, I left mine there.
[267] I have a solo stove coming to me. You didn't give it away yet, did you?
[268] Did you?
[269] No, I have it.
[270] I want it back.
[271] Do you want me to...
[272] You have to go pick it up.
[273] You know what I have to do?
[274] I have to get my truck and I'll come pick it up.
[275] Yeah, go pick it up and then you can't complain about how long it took.
[276] Can you do that?
[277] Well, I'm just...
[278] I wouldn't have to go all the way to Pasadena when I...
[279] What am I supposed to meet you halfway and Toluca Lake?
[280] Well, I can't...
[281] Listen, man of my stature in Pasadena.
[282] In one of the dinas?
[283] I'm a bee lister now.
[284] That'll kick me down to sea.
[285] I can't go there.
[286] No, definitely.
[287] No, I'll come by...
[288] I can get it because I want to...
[289] We've put word out in the dinas that you're not allowed back in, and so you have to check in at the border.
[290] Oh, yeah.
[291] Yeah, that's a...
[292] Man, that must be a really intimidating border guard with Pasadena.
[293] An 85 -year -old woman that voted twice for Eisenhower.
[294] You're not coming in here.
[295] Okay, you are.
[296] I just gently nudge her aside.
[297] Okay, then yes.
[298] You've got my number.
[299] You found my one weakness.
[300] It's weakness.
[301] It's weakness.
[302] My one weakness, weakness.
[303] Yeah.
[304] Do you want the big one or the little one?
[305] I guess they gave me the big one.
[306] Oh, take the big one.
[307] Yeah, I took the big one.
[308] No, and I wasn't saying that in a sexual way.
[309] Why did you use that voice?
[310] Yeah, you used a weird voice.
[311] Because I really wanted people to know how much I wanted the big one.
[312] Can't you just say it normally?
[313] Like, I'll take the big one.
[314] But you said it like, I'll take the big one.
[315] I don't take the big one.
[316] That's just how I talk when I'm talking about a solo stove.
[317] Oh, okay.
[318] They're made of aluminum.
[319] Are they?
[320] I don't even know what they're made of.
[321] When you started, I was like, where is this going?
[322] I think chill chums, you know, I'm always wary when we repeat something.
[323] Yeah.
[324] But I thought that we elevated it.
[325] I think so.
[326] Their first chilchums was a nice discovery, and then we, it was wise, I think, to go to a location.
[327] Now, maybe next time.
[328] Hot tub.
[329] Oh, hard pass.
[330] So is that because you'd have to see my chest?
[331] Is that it?
[332] That's a very big part of it.
[333] Is that like 80 % of it?
[334] Yeah, that's maybe even 90%.
[335] You know that whenever I get, go in the water, I wear it's moist.
[336] I wear a 1920s bathing suit.
[337] I wear those bathing suits to go from literally from the bottom of my throat to my ankles.
[338] And I wear a straw boater.
[339] Gordley knows exactly what I'm talking about.
[340] Yeah, he does.
[341] And I'm saying, baton up your overall.
[342] When the wind blows free I'll be busy that day Cancle, who's a cat of yourself You belong to me. Odeo ,deo.
[343] Listen, I'm going to get in shape and I'm going to get into a hot tub with you guys next year.
[344] That's a real threatening.
[345] Yeah, it's like you're forcing me to get into a hot tub with you.
[346] That is problematic.
[347] Please.
[348] You want pay, praise, or hot tub?
[349] Yeah, yeah.
[350] What do you want, Sona?
[351] Pay, praise, or hot tub.
[352] Pay, pay, pay, pay.
[353] No, I'm taking pay out of the equation.
[354] Do you want praise or hot tub?
[355] Praise, praise, please.
[356] I'm taking praise out of the equation.
[357] Do you want hot tub?
[358] Run, run, run.
[359] Hi.
[360] I'm not aware of what's been going on culturally in the last 25 years.
[361] I'm Conan O 'Brien here.
[362] I'm tone deaf to everything that's happened in society.
[363] Anyway, you're going to get in that hot tub with me, see?
[364] Employee.
[365] Oh, that is good.
[366] I'm pretty sure that I'm in solid ground here.
[367] Yeah, you're fun.
[368] You're totally fine.
[369] Yeah, there's no problem here.
[370] How do we elevate it next time?
[371] Space.
[372] Oh, that's too much.
[373] That's all I thought about.
[374] I have no ideas.
[375] We go to the mountains.
[376] We spend the night.
[377] I do think that we should leave and be in a real camp environment.
[378] Oh, I like this.
[379] And so, and I'd be up for that.
[380] I would die.
[381] I don't, I can't camp.
[382] You're not going to die.
[383] Like you poop in a hole?
[384] Oh, stop it.
[385] Is that what you guys mean?
[386] Isn't that real camping?
[387] Are you talking glamping or are you talking camping?
[388] No, there's an in -between.
[389] Oh, trust me. There's going to be, first of all, a whole audio set up.
[390] You know that there's going to be a muddled mush in the bar in the corner so he can make his chill -chum drinks.
[391] You think this guy, he doesn't want to go real camping.
[392] Do you, can you go real camping?
[393] Yeah, I used to go real camping all the time as a youngster.
[394] That's when I discovered that without sunblock, I die.
[395] You have to go camping.
[396] They put me in an aluminum canoe.
[397] Oh, yeah.
[398] In short 1970s bathing suit in Maine on the Saco River.
[399] And it was like putting ice cream into tinfoil and putting it under a massive heat lamp for a couple of hours.
[400] So, yeah, my skin caught fire.
[401] I think what we do is we go to like Point Magoo in Malibu, and they have restrooms there, but otherwise you have a campground and there's a fire pit and it's not that far.
[402] Like we pitch a tent?
[403] Yeah.
[404] I like to pitch a tent.
[405] Can you stop saying things like that?
[406] You did it again.
[407] What do you mean?
[408] I just want to pitch a tent.
[409] No, you made a distinct...
[410] I don't think so.
[411] I think, no, you guys are reading into this.
[412] When I say, I'd like the big one, and then I'll pitch a tent, that's me saying I want the larger solo stove, and I'm very happy to set up camp.
[413] Okay.
[414] Okay.
[415] So there's...
[416] I don't, yeah.
[417] Take it easy.
[418] You read way too much into this stuff, and that's telling us more about you and than it is about me. But I think it'd be fantastic.
[419] I think we should go someplace.
[420] But I do think we should have, like, a giant RV that has a real bed for me. You guys can stay in the tent.
[421] What?
[422] No. Come on.
[423] We're all three sleeping in a one -man tent, and that's how this has to come.
[424] Pass.
[425] I'm at, I don't want to.
[426] Yeah.
[427] I like my own tent.
[428] I just don't want to.
[429] I do think it would be funny.
[430] This is funny conceptually, and so we should follow through on it.
[431] If you two were in tents, like, not glamorous tense and I was in a very very nice Winnebago or Starwagon and had like a four -poster bed and it would just be a funny contract A four -poster bed What?
[432] How does it work?
[433] I don't know what you're talking about at all.
[434] Is there space in this for then that RV or that wagon for the two of us?
[435] Well they're like or is it...
[436] Why do you want in on where I'm sleeping?
[437] Because it sounds so much more comfortable than the tent.
[438] Get out of my room, my private space.
[439] I'm a married man. We went from sharing a tent to you kicking out of a giant RV.
[440] No, I think it's funny comedically.
[441] Adam, you admit it's funny comedically if I have a beautiful room with air conditioning.
[442] It would be really good for the downloads if you had it.
[443] Yes.
[444] Oh, Jesus Christ.
[445] No, it's just funny.
[446] And also, I bet you we could get some company that makes a really nice RV to buy in for the ad.
[447] Conan is sleeping in a quality Zoom, you know, RV.
[448] You know what I mean?
[449] Some company that makes a top of the line.
[450] And I'm in there and I'm dipping strawberries in molten chocolate.
[451] Sherry's berries does a lot of podcast advertising.
[452] There you go.
[453] Stop it.
[454] Okay.
[455] So anyway.
[456] We're three hammocks vertically stacked on the same two trees.
[457] No. Anyway.
[458] Anyway, let me handle the comedy here.
[459] I am the one that has the most expertise in that area.
[460] And it's just funny.
[461] Conan living high on the hog and you two in a crappy pup tent.
[462] I don't know.
[463] I think it'd be funnier if you were in the tent.
[464] And then Gorley and I were in the nice, luxurious thing because that's not what people would expect.
[465] Let me check.
[466] Because I'm the one that used to work for the Simpsons and Saturday Night Live.
[467] Let me see.
[468] Oh, no. I'm looking.
[469] No, it's not as funny.
[470] Let me check because I'm the one that used to work at the Gap.
[471] So it is for me. That burger team.
[472] Let me just check and see.
[473] No, not as funny.
[474] Anyway, I think we're set.
[475] This is going to be a really good chill chums next year.
[476] I can't wait.
[477] Got to pick out that star wagon now.
[478] And we still technically have not really decided the controversy of whether smores are overrated or overrated or.
[479] They are.
[480] They're delicious.
[481] We'll see.
[482] No, no, no. Eduardo, you say it.
[483] I'm not a fan.
[484] Exactly.
[485] I know, but Eduardo kind of tipped it, but it wasn't 100 % clear.
[486] No, guess what?
[487] It was, can I, quite honestly, all riffing aside, with that assembled group of crew and people that were there, most people were underwhelmed by the concept of a smore.
[488] Seriously, that's true.
[489] I just edited that episode, and it was pretty much 50 -50 until Eduardo weighed in and kind of skewed it to that they are overrated.
[490] But it was close.
[491] Most of the people who liked it though Connected it with a nice happy experience So maybe you just haven't had any happy experiences No, I think again, I'll go back to it Smores are all about given that we're here Around a campfire And no one brought a decent treat This will do I think smores survive in the national consciousness Because people are grading on a curve They're saying given that all we have are some old crackers and some not terrific chocolate and some marshmallows, a very inferior treat, and some sticks.
[492] This isn't bad.
[493] I have to agree.
[494] Yes, that is what we're talking about with s'mores.
[495] I highly disagree.
[496] I just think you can make it exactly the way you want it.
[497] You want to char the marshmallow, cool.
[498] If you don't want to char it and you just want to gradually melt it, cool.
[499] If you want whatever kind of chocolate, that's cool too.
[500] Yeah, but even if you do it all perfectly, you end up with a C -minus dessert.
[501] You just do, you know?
[502] It's like a pirate saying has a peg leg made of wood.
[503] Do you think he didn't even know that one day there'd be these amazing prosthetics?
[504] No. He's just like, for, you know, your choice, be no leg at all.
[505] I'll take the pegs.
[506] This is the dumbest analogy.
[507] I know.
[508] That is the smore.
[509] That analogy is raw.
[510] No, the smore is the peg leg of treats.
[511] Okay, well, I'm on Smoor side, yeah, suddenly.
[512] What?
[513] Yeah.
[514] That's a general analogy.
[515] Yes, I can't be having aluminum fiberglass and carbon prosthetic made with the latest technology.
[516] I guess I'll take a piece of wood because it's either a hatch or tipping over.
[517] Ah, I agree.
[518] See, even the parrot agrees.
[519] Ah, smore suck.
[520] Har.
[521] If a smore is all we have, then that's what we'll have.
[522] But if someone had a better treat like a baked Alaska, well, I'd be first in line.
[523] What other treats have you had around a campfire that are better?
[524] Baked Alaska.
[525] Oh, how about the chocolate -covered honeycomb and bourbon?
[526] That was actually really good.
[527] No, but that's prepared.
[528] What I'm saying is, what do you make with the fire?
[529] I know, you're grading on a curve.
[530] You keep saying my point.
[531] But no one's ever come up with anything better because it's perfect.
[532] It is not perfect.
[533] Amanda made something called banana boats where you split a banana down the middle and put Nutella in, wrap it and foil and put that on a stick.
[534] I would eat that.
[535] That sounds really good.
[536] I would eat that.
[537] I would eat that.
[538] I would eat that.
[539] Next year we'll try that maybe.
[540] In the hot tub.
[541] But I mean, just remember that s'mores only live on in the consciousness because no one had a better idea at the time.
[542] I disagree.
[543] I think if they were really as bad as you say, they were, then not many people would just have complete adoration for.
[544] They do it because they don't have adoration for it.
[545] It's a false memory.
[546] They think they're supposed to love it.
[547] That's the point.
[548] They think they're supposed to like a smore because it's supposed to connect them to this pure American experience out in the woods and it's bullshit.
[549] That's what we're dealing with here is progression versus tradition and this is the new culture war.
[550] The war on Christmas, this is smores is now the new culture war.
[551] No, it's not saying.
[552] I think you're, that's a very, you just elevated this whole conversation.
[553] You have terrible analogies.
[554] Your peg leg wine, your war on No, it doesn't work.
[555] I'm sorry.
[556] You try an analogy then, you big guy?
[557] I don't know it.
[558] I'm not even going to think of an analogy because I already know I'm not good at them.
[559] You win.
[560] I'm not even going to try because I know I'm no good.
[561] Well, I knew even if I did try it would be better than the smores is like the peg legs of desserts.
[562] All I can think of now is a pirate who doesn't have a peg leg, but instead he's assembled a bunch of smores.
[563] Stacked them.
[564] and he's trying to support his body on the smores.
[565] And then he just puts his foot in the fire.
[566] He's standing too close to a fire, and he's like, Khamas, he swaps, hi!
[567] And he falls over.
[568] I'm delicious.
[569] I am delicious.
[570] I just hate me leg, and it's underwhelming.
[571] Ka, ka!
[572] I have a feeling this is not a popular opinion.
[573] You know what I made a mistake.
[574] I had the parraco, ca, ca, ca.
[575] Yeah, you made it a crow.
[576] Yeah, that was a mistake.
[577] It should have been, what?
[578] Everyone ate smalls.
[579] Now do you like his analogy?
[580] Yeah, now I like it.
[581] I fixed it.
[582] Yeah, now it works.
[583] Anyway, I don't know what we accomplished, but we did accomplish something.
[584] And guys, I know that sometimes I don't say it, but I treasure you both, and I'll camp with you any time as long as I have the far superior accommodations.
[585] We're not giving up our paychecks.
[586] No. Was that bonus praise?
[587] No, I'm deducting money You can't do that You have to let us choose Do you know the accountant's name?
[588] I do Rocko No, it's not Rocco It should be rocko Rocko's the enforcer, not the accountant No, I can do whatever I want I'm a madman That's the sick thing about this podcast A madman No constraints None None Well I thought we were done Were we done?
[589] Not yet No, we're back Oh And we're back And we're back That awkward silence It's brought to you by solo stove.
[590] If you've been chilled by an awkward silence, warm up with solo stove.
[591] I think it's time we honored the lull and we end this.
[592] Yeah, that's good.
[593] How about a podcast that's just called lull?
[594] And it's just a series of lulls.
[595] And every now and then there's just a, do you think maybe we could?
[596] And then quiet for a while.
[597] But instead of it, so it's not an hour of silence.
[598] Well, you'll know where to put it in.
[599] And you never know when it's coming.
[600] but just, hey, do you're, um, think that, no, forget it.
[601] Yeah, don't know.
[602] It's okay.
[603] Okay.
[604] And then quiet.
[605] Let's do a whole podcast sometime of just lulls.
[606] Yeah, that sounds great.
[607] Well, you don't know.
[608] We get a lot of people, uh, mattress companies would want in, pillow companies would want in.
[609] Noise cancelling headphones.
[610] Noise cancelling headphones would want in.
[611] I listen to this podcast.
[612] with noise cancelling headphones.
[613] But that cancel the podcast.
[614] Hey, let's start marketing.
[615] Conan O 'Brien needs a friend canceling headphones.
[616] So anytime it detects either, any of our three voices, it cancels that out and replaces it with the sound of whooshing air.
[617] Oh, good.
[618] All right.
[619] Well, listen.
[620] This has been summer s'mores and we'll try this again.
[621] A little on down the road.
[622] See you next year.
[623] but then also just next week when we're back for other podcasts.
[624] Yeah, we're still doing other ones.
[625] Yeah, what a horrible thing to say.
[626] It's sake.
[627] Summer Smoors with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[628] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[629] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Joanna Solitaireoff, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson at Earwolf.
[630] Music by Jimmy Vivino.
[631] Supervising producer Aaron Blaird, Associate Talent Producer Jennifer Sam Sample, Associate producers Sean Doherty and Lisa Burm, engineered by Will Beckton.
[632] Please rate, review, and subscribe to Conan O 'Brien Needs a Friend on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever fine podcasts are downloaded.
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