Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
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[5] Summer Smoors with Conan and the Chill Chums, a six -part series with Conan O 'Brien, Sonomovsessian, and Matt Gourley.
[6] Let's get started.
[7] Welcome to episode two of Summer Smoors with Conan and the Chill Chums Outdoors Edition.
[8] Now, as I recall, and I don't recall a lot, last year we met in your backyard.
[9] Is that right, Matt?
[10] That's right.
[11] Wonderful.
[12] We had a wonderful time.
[13] I think Sona was a little over -served, if I recall.
[14] Okay.
[15] Because you make a powerful cocktail and then Sona showed absolutely no restraint.
[16] That's very true.
[17] And you know what?
[18] I think it's going to be the same thing this time.
[19] What was the cocktail last year?
[20] It was spectacular.
[21] It was called the chilled chum.
[22] Okay.
[23] And it was made of chilled the bits of fish that are used to attract sharks.
[24] Yeah, I believe you said it looked like little mouse hearts.
[25] Yeah.
[26] No, it was actually amazing.
[27] It was great.
[28] It was fantastic.
[29] I'm being perfectly honest with you.
[30] Last drink was amazing and has a lot to, this year's drink is going to have a hard time.
[31] This looks quite different.
[32] What is this?
[33] This is called the ginger menace.
[34] Okay.
[35] And these are little Conan heads.
[36] Oh, look at that.
[37] But either that's a pompadour or a tumor.
[38] Well, it can be both.
[39] Okay.
[40] Beautiful looking.
[41] Great presentation, Matt.
[42] Thank you.
[43] Yeah, that's really nice.
[44] This is bootleg Cuban rum.
[45] Aparol and ginger beer with a little bit of fresh ginger and lemon.
[46] And there's also, just because I know you like dazzly drinks, there's some edible glitter in here.
[47] Oh, that's fantastic.
[48] Yeah.
[49] I mean, I'm like Hemingway, only I demand glitter in my drinks.
[50] But in every other way.
[51] Thank you for making this.
[52] Yes, my pleasure, cheers.
[53] This is, look at that.
[54] I think the little Conan that you made out of, looks like a sectioned grapefruit, and then here to test it.
[55] Is there some shit on the ice cube?
[56] Yeah, that's a little cowboy.
[57] What?
[58] On the ice cube.
[59] My grandpa had this little logo for his company of a little cowboy, and you can get like little wax stamps made, and you just run it under water and press it into the ice.
[60] Oh, that's fantastic.
[61] Isn't that stupid?
[62] It's not stupid at all.
[63] I love it.
[64] I love this promotion for Yellowstone in my drink.
[65] What is, okay, here we go.
[66] Here's my first sip.
[67] Oh, that's nice.
[68] You know what, Matt, you know I'm not a fan, so this, I mean this with all honest and sincerity.
[69] You make an amazing cocktail.
[70] Oh, thank you.
[71] This is really good.
[72] I mean, it is not only aesthetically pleasing, but good Lord.
[73] I knew you liked rum.
[74] I love rum.
[75] Yeah, and this is communist rum.
[76] so you know it's good.
[77] I love communist rum.
[78] I love, it's the people's rum.
[79] It's the rum we've brought down the pigs.
[80] I can't drink it with me. What is your problem?
[81] Sona, look what I did.
[82] I took out mine and I know, but you put it in, you put it in your drink and I'm still, I'm going to drink this drink.
[83] Sona, it's not your fault.
[84] It's a little top heavy.
[85] As am I. This is fantastic.
[86] I do love a rum drink and I just want to.
[87] to put it out there if you ever see me at a bar and you want to um strike the right note i love i love i love me rum i'm part pirate in that way i don't pillage i don't plunder and i have no uh courage and um well there's what makes you a pirate the rum part okay i like to drink me rum okay and then i like to fall asleep listening to my own podcast which to me says pirate all the way uh it's nice to be outside Let me set the scene for our listeners.
[88] We are out.
[89] It's a beautiful evening, and we are outside, and we are at the Team Coco headquarters here in the Larchmont area of Los Angeles.
[90] Home base.
[91] Home base.
[92] And there's a wonderful porch, and we're sitting out in this porch.
[93] There is not a cloud in the sky.
[94] It's a gorgeous teal blue.
[95] And everything is flowering because we had a lot of rain this winter and spring.
[96] Yeah And...
[97] Hey, take it easy.
[98] Yeah, so now, relax.
[99] It was gray up until like yesterday.
[100] Okay, can you let me just set the scene?
[101] I'm sorry, okay.
[102] You're the worst.
[103] What the...
[104] I'm sorry, let's hear more about your very descriptive of this patio that's covered.
[105] This is wonderful.
[106] We're sitting outside and we're sitting around a wonderful fire.
[107] The solo stove.
[108] Now, listen, the solo stove.
[109] Listen, I'm not some shill.
[110] But I have to tell you, this solo stove is incredible, beautiful design, and we can sit out here, and it's a smokeless fire.
[111] Oh, just wait till episodes three and four, we're going to be making actual pizza in a solo stove pizza oven.
[112] Wait, wait a minute.
[113] Stop.
[114] Hold it.
[115] Talking.
[116] Are you saying that they took the ingenious design of a solo stove, and then they somehow used that brilliant technology to make an incredible pizza oven?
[117] That very thing.
[118] Yeah.
[119] Okay.
[120] But you're not a shill.
[121] Oh, not at all.
[122] Not at all.
[123] But let me just say again, solo stove.
[124] The one we're sitting by right now, even if it weren't also capable of being a pizza oven, is incredible.
[125] I've just never been happier.
[126] Sitting here, and I know sooner doesn't like it, but again, the teal blue sky.
[127] Yes, please.
[128] Talk more.
[129] The quiet, the quiet song of the Whippoor Will.
[130] Look, the lone bird up on that wire watching us.
[131] Oh, look at that bird.
[132] Or.
[133] It's a drone.
[134] That's a drone.
[135] that looks like it's a you know what it is a rival podcast they took it's smartless it's those smartless guys it's you know what it is that is and i know that he's a tech guy but jason baitman has created a drone and dressed it they're so fearful of our podcast and they basted it with feathers and they sent it out and that's baitment right now yeah fuck you jason baitman yeah we know what you're up to right now he's watching it and well here's he's doing two things right now.
[136] He's watching us through the drone from his luxurious home in the hills that I've never been invited to.
[137] And he's also watching his appearance in Teen Wolf at the same time.
[138] Teen Wolf, too.
[139] Teen Wolf too.
[140] He's on a split screen.
[141] So here's to you.
[142] I salute.
[143] I salute those guys.
[144] I love those guys.
[145] Yeah.
[146] I don't know him.
[147] No, of course not.
[148] Oh, what do you mean?
[149] Of course not.
[150] I think if they got to know me, they think I'm cool.
[151] You're not in the club, Sona.
[152] There's a celebrity club.
[153] Yeah, Sona.
[154] Matt and I are in the club.
[155] Oh, it's called the club.
[156] We have a schvitz together, Matt and I. We go to Turkish baths.
[157] Exactly.
[158] Where else do you get a schvitz?
[159] I'm okay not being in this club.
[160] I'm totally fine with it now.
[161] We hang out with all the big celebs.
[162] Okay.
[163] Everyone who's sort of like a sea lister on Vanderpump Rules.
[164] We hang out with.
[165] And by big celebs, we just, we're talking 4 .50 and over and wait.
[166] Oh.
[167] You know all those really heavy people on vendor pump rules?
[168] They're all fatty.
[169] I'm only friends with very...
[170] Oh, no, that's not nice.
[171] No, you shouldn't have said that.
[172] Well, that's...
[173] I know, I'm sorry.
[174] Can you cut that out?
[175] Do not cut that out.
[176] No. But, Sonny, you know what I love?
[177] You start getting inappropriate after one sip.
[178] Yeah.
[179] I mean, basically, you just had the equivalent of a cough drive.
[180] I know.
[181] And you're going, ah, those fatties.
[182] Nothing's happened.
[183] I don't like that.
[184] It makes me feel like I fat -shamed.
[185] And you know what?
[186] I did pre -game before this with you.
[187] Oh, please.
[188] I had nothing.
[189] Okay.
[190] I had nothing.
[191] All right.
[192] So, you know, I'm already feeling just a little bit of nothing.
[193] But then, you know, we just feel fine.
[194] I'll admit that before this happened, we walked down the street and we went to a lovely Greek restaurant because we had a lot of time to kill.
[195] We finished a podcast and then we walked down the street.
[196] There was a lot of time to kill.
[197] And Sona said, let's invite us.
[198] right, Matt, and I said, I can't hear you.
[199] Let's keep walking.
[200] And we...
[201] Very nice outdoor Greek restaurant here in the Larchmont area.
[202] If someone knew the name, I'd shout it out, but I don't think anyone does because you're...
[203] It's called Le Petite Greek.
[204] Is it Le Petit Greek?
[205] Yeah.
[206] Yeah.
[207] Wonderful.
[208] And you can sit outside.
[209] Yeah.
[210] Maybe we had a glass of wine.
[211] Maybe we had two.
[212] I don't know.
[213] Yeah.
[214] The important thing is that I was recognized.
[215] Oh, Jesus.
[216] Oh, God.
[217] Yeah.
[218] Yeah.
[219] No, we had so many people come up to me and say, I loved you in that movie where you're the conductor who's outed.
[220] Tar?
[221] Do you bring people by your Kate Blanchett?
[222] Whenever you get your comeuppance for...
[223] Every month you change which kind of strawberry blonde actress people must take you for?
[224] Because it goes like, Tilda Swinton, to Cynthia Nixon to now, I believe, Kate Blanchett.
[225] It's also been Jane Lynch for a while.
[226] Jane Lynch, right, yeah.
[227] All those women are angry with me. For saying, that's not a libel.
[228] It's me, exactly.
[229] But anyway, we had a wonderful time.
[230] Then we walked back here.
[231] And I have to say, and again, at the risk of repeating myself, a teal blue sky.
[232] Oh, God.
[233] The sun.
[234] Now, listen, it is a wonderful, wonderful night.
[235] And we're here and we're together.
[236] And that's the important thing.
[237] We're together.
[238] And actually, more important than that, we have some rum.
[239] Yeah.
[240] And more important than that we're together is that we get to be apart when this is done.
[241] What does that mean?
[242] Well, I just, you know, a little good.
[243] a long way.
[244] My wife always says, if you don't leave, how can I miss you?
[245] And she says that a lot.
[246] My wife says that maybe eight times a day.
[247] Now, I originally pitched that we did three episodes of this at night.
[248] We spend the night and then we do three episodes in the morning.
[249] Like we camp here.
[250] Oh.
[251] I would do that.
[252] Really?
[253] Yeah.
[254] So Sona, you were the holdout?
[255] I am.
[256] I'm okay.
[257] Listen.
[258] I think we're okay doing it this way.
[259] Did you hear that?
[260] Can you hear that in the background?
[261] Those choppers going by, those motorcycles.
[262] Those are guys that are living fast and free.
[263] They don't, and you know what?
[264] They're probably listening to old episodes of this podcast right now while they ride their choppers.
[265] Yeah.
[266] I don't know.
[267] I would do that.
[268] I would camp out.
[269] Yeah?
[270] Yeah.
[271] Do you camp?
[272] I've never, in all the time I've worked for you, I've never, like, helped you buy a sleeping bag.
[273] Well, you don't need to help me buy a sleeping bag.
[274] Like, do you have a tent?
[275] How would you help him buy a sleeping bag?
[276] I would buy it for him.
[277] I would say son I need a sleeping bag.
[278] And then she would go and say, do you have the John Tesh?
[279] Do you have the Frankenstein?
[280] Get me a body bag for Andre the Giant.
[281] I mean, that's basically what you're saying.
[282] Summer Smorghumor series is back.
[283] each year we gather around a solo stove fire pit.
[284] It's kind of nice.
[285] I love it, guys.
[286] I love you, too.
[287] I'm okay.
[288] Matt and I love each other.
[289] So it's just okay.
[290] This year, Solo Sto sent us the Bonfire.
[291] It's designed to put out some serious heat without putting off that dirty S word.
[292] You know what I'm talking about?
[293] Smoke.
[294] Yeah.
[295] That's what I got to tell you.
[296] The solo stove is uniquely designed to burn off smoke before it ever escapes the top of the fire pit.
[297] Once you sat around a smokeless fire, You'll never want to go back.
[298] Guys, correct me if I'm wrong.
[299] I've sat around some fires in my day, okay?
[300] Smoke gets in my eyes.
[301] I start crying.
[302] People think I'm having an emotional breakdown.
[303] I'm taken away and put into an institution.
[304] There's no smoke here.
[305] We've got a nice fire, we got some heat, but no smoke.
[306] That's why we know you're crying is actually just emotional and not smoke -related.
[307] Yes.
[308] I'm crying because I'm with two people I love very much.
[309] Oh, wait, who's here?
[310] It's us.
[311] Oh, wait, sorry, my glasses weren't on.
[312] Anyway, Solossov has multiple different colors that are portable so you can take it into the back country, you can go to the beach, you can go up to the top of a mountain, you go into a deep cave.
[313] It looks good, it works great, plus it has a lifetime warranty, which means we could do easily 7 ,000 seasons of this show.
[314] That's a lot.
[315] Well, I'd like to retire at some point.
[316] I don't think so.
[317] Your family has said they're fine with you working.
[318] Anyway, we can do a lot of seasons and that solo stove would keep on cooking.
[319] Go check them out at solostove .com and use promo code Conan to get $10 off your new pit.
[320] Have you ever pooped in a hole?
[321] What are you doing?
[322] Don't take it to that level.
[323] No, I'm not saying this is part of legit camping is when you dig a hole and then that's where you go into the bathroom and then you dig it back.
[324] That is not true.
[325] Those of us who are sophisticated campers bring a porcelain toilet with us.
[326] Solo stove makes one of those.
[327] Well, actually, I don't want to sully their name because I do love the company, Solo Stove.
[328] But guess what?
[329] If anyone could do it, they could.
[330] You could warm your bottom as you relieve yourself.
[331] No, I'm going to tell you that I check it out on Amazon.
[332] There's incredible inventions out there.
[333] They have beautiful toilets, porcelain toilets that weigh hundreds of pounds that you can take camping with me. And then you pull a chain when you're done.
[334] Oh, okay.
[335] Yeah.
[336] I just, you don't strike me as like the camping, roughing it tight.
[337] I don't.
[338] I did a lot of camping back in the day when I was a young lad.
[339] What day?
[340] Well, it would be when I was a young man. I was sent off to Freedom, New Hampshire, and I hiked all of the White Mountain Range, you know, all the presidenials.
[341] And I did a ton of hiking and mountain climbing when I was a kid.
[342] Oh.
[343] So, yeah, I did.
[344] And I was a lean machine back in that day.
[345] Then time went on.
[346] Time marched on.
[347] And I became the sad sorry figure you know.
[348] But, no, I would like to camp.
[349] I will say that no one in my family is that interested in it.
[350] But I have taken my kids camping a bunch of times.
[351] I just feel like if we decided to camp here, Gorley and I would be out here in like sleeping bags and you'd be inside on like a really comfortable bed that you would have brought in.
[352] That's not fair.
[353] I would be at the four seasons hotel.
[354] Oh, look, paparazzi!
[355] Paparazzi!
[356] It's a cop!
[357] Leave me alone!
[358] I'm just a person!
[359] You know what the problem is?
[360] They always think I'm Prince Harry.
[361] They see a really, yes, they always see a really good -looking ginger.
[362] Certainly not.
[363] Shut up.
[364] And then they're like, there's Prince Harry, and it's like, please, leave me alone.
[365] I'm a person.
[366] Yeah.
[367] I know I've given a lot to this kind of.
[368] with my comedy and my stylings my rap but but anyway I'm sorry for the occasional chopper but that's just what comes to the territory we're outside where the Papps can get a good look at yeah alfresco this is this is living you know this is really nice yeah just gonna take another who needs a little topper off I might I might need I might need her a little bit more okay so First of all, you just failed.
[369] You just failed a sobriety test three minutes into.
[370] I feel perfectly fine.
[371] I know, you look terrific.
[372] I know.
[373] I feel perfectly fine.
[374] And I believe you gendered your drink.
[375] It's a hurt.
[376] I like that.
[377] It's like a ship.
[378] Do you want some more, boss?
[379] I'm looking at the ice and it's Sam Elliott and his face is melting.
[380] Yeah, you can put some more in there.
[381] Okay.
[382] No, I would very much like to go.
[383] I like to sleep in a tent.
[384] I really do.
[385] I enjoy that life.
[386] And I've loved the times that I've gone camping with.
[387] my kids.
[388] Okay.
[389] So I, you know, I think you're wrong on all counts.
[390] Okay.
[391] I don't think I am.
[392] You are.
[393] Okay.
[394] Okay.
[395] All right.
[396] Okay.
[397] And also, I'm really good at an camping breakfast.
[398] Are you?
[399] Yes, I am.
[400] I know how to make, I brought a little portable, like, heat up skillet last time I went.
[401] I bought, and I made a lot of pancakes for my kids.
[402] And then other kids came who were nearby, and I made a lot of pancakes for them.
[403] I'm just saying, I know I'm a failure at most things, but I did, I do very well at a campsite.
[404] Who are these other kids?
[405] They were actors I hired.
[406] The sad thing is they were child actors from a long time ago, so when they showed up, they were on their 40s and 50s.
[407] Remember me on 8 is enough?
[408] Oh, my God.
[409] What are you doing here?
[410] Yeah, Jason Bateman.
[411] Yeah, this is lovely.
[412] It's really nice out here.
[413] I'm going to throw another log on the solo stove.
[414] Oh, nice.
[415] Man, that's the great thing about solo stove.
[416] Whoops.
[417] Wow, that was a good thing.
[418] not graceful at all.
[419] It doesn't have to be graceful.
[420] Yeah.
[421] I'm sorry.
[422] The way that they've designed it, it's just, I mean, I love that there's no smoke.
[423] Whenever I sit around a fire, the smoke is always blowing in my face because the smoke is like, oh, look, it's him and it comes towards me. Smoke always goes towards the A -lister in the room.
[424] I can't believe that you spun it.
[425] I swear to God, I've gone camping with Jason Bateman, and the smoke is blowing in his face and then I sit down next to him and it switches over to me. It does.
[426] I'm sorry.
[427] Right now the smoke is heading towards a plant.
[428] No. Smoke did not enjoy the ending of Ozark.
[429] What is your beef with Jason Beatt?
[430] He sent, if you knew the things that Jason Bateman has done to me over the years, he's made it a mission to ruin my life.
[431] So this is lovely.
[432] And you know what I have to say, Gorley, you're a consummate professional in every way.
[433] you have that you look great look at him look at the way he's all dressed up sonna no offense you're wearing jeans and a white t -shirt okay it's fun i didn't know we had to dress up for candy you have to dress up but you're brando and street car name desire and then over here is the professor he's professorial i'd rather he's henry i mean i won't i don't want to be brando and street car named desire but i that's a better comparison than a professor i just think if you like when's my transmission going to be done, you know?
[434] What do you think the damages?
[435] I didn't know there was a dress.
[436] What about you?
[437] Well, don't I look nice?
[438] Look at me. I'm wearing.
[439] Don't I look nice?
[440] I think I look.
[441] Who does that?
[442] Hey, aren't you late for your feud with the sharks?
[443] That's a sweet burn.
[444] Is it if that's a sweet burn?
[445] I don't know.
[446] I don't know.
[447] You guys are the biggest dweeps.
[448] Aren't you late?
[449] Hey, stay gold, pony boy.
[450] Hey, listen.
[451] Like, there's a time for me to go rumble.
[452] Aren't you late for your feud?
[453] I noticed I said feud, not rumble.
[454] Just a general distaste for the sharks.
[455] Like today at 4 p .m. You're going to go feud with the sharks.
[456] Look, I think you look fantastic.
[457] Tony.
[458] You know that.
[459] I'm just saying you didn't go all out.
[460] That's all.
[461] Yeah.
[462] And look at me. I didn't know we had to go all out.
[463] This is an audio medium.
[464] I bought this shirt like half an hour ago.
[465] Did I not?
[466] You were with me. You did.
[467] I walked into a store and I said, I've had the same look all day.
[468] We've been on camera talking to different people.
[469] I need to change it up.
[470] I spent my own money to buy this beautiful shirt.
[471] And yeah, this set me back $110.
[472] Really?
[473] Yeah.
[474] What's it made of?
[475] You said, really?
[476] Yeah.
[477] It's made of gold.
[478] No, I don't think it was $110.
[479] I think it was $10.
[480] Anyway, it's...
[481] I want to talk about these pants.
[482] You've got these kind of like fringe cut off pant legs.
[483] What's going on here?
[484] Okay.
[485] You guys are really bringing your A game.
[486] Hey, Sona, can I tell you something?
[487] When a couple of guys go camping, the man side of us comes out.
[488] And then we start talking about the wonderful blue top that I bought.
[489] And then we talk about my jeans from Schaefer Garment Hotel.
[490] Oh, that's that like the John Wick Hotel where you go.
[491] No, it is the place where, remember, years ago I was doing something and our good friend Jeff Goldblum.
[492] Jeff Goldblum I said Jeff, you're a similar build to me and you always look impeccable.
[493] Those jeans are amazing.
[494] He went, oh, oh, my boy.
[495] Oh, and he started touching my face and going oh, oh, Schaefer Garment Hotel, oh, oh.
[496] And then he became the fly and he buzzed away.
[497] But yeah, it's an amazing place in Hollywood and they make jeans that fit a man of my proportions.
[498] Other than that, I'd have to go to the circus.
[499] Anywho, you asked and I answered.
[500] You two are really rugged guys.
[501] We are rugged guys.
[502] Yeah, no, no, you are.
[503] Just a couple men's men.
[504] I'm loving it out here.
[505] I'm having a good time, and no one's going to take me down.
[506] You know what?
[507] The sky is a lovely teal.
[508] Well, it's changing now.
[509] It's not teal.
[510] It's a turquoise now.
[511] It's a turquoise.
[512] Really, I think it's a dim periwinkle.
[513] Okay.
[514] Okay, that's your rap name.
[515] There he is, Dim Perrywinkle.
[516] Hey, hey, yo, yo.
[517] I'm bringing it.
[518] My name's Jim Perwinkel here to the very.
[519] I always thought the worst rap name, you know, would be Potechrem.
[520] For like, for a rapper who wanted to, who, you know, had been, like, shot 15 times and, like, had a ton of street cred, but his name was Potechrem.
[521] And Bananas Foster.
[522] And Bananas Fosser.
[523] What's Pote Cram?
[524] Pota Crem is like a pot of heavy rich chocolate cream.
[525] Okay.
[526] It's a very fancy rich dessert.
[527] You wouldn't understand it unless you'd gone camping with us, you might know.
[528] Oh, okay.
[529] Or if you grew up in the hood and you'd know about the great rapper Pota Crem.
[530] This rum is so delicious.
[531] Various Caribbean escapades I've had in the past.
[532] Yes, various trists.
[533] The Caribbean that I've had.
[534] Let's see.
[535] Did I ever have a trist in the cat?
[536] Caribbean.
[537] Ooh, what would you?
[538] Coming up empty.
[539] I know.
[540] Coming up negative balance.
[541] I'm having a good time and you know what.
[542] I'm looking forward to seeing where this adventure goes because this is just the start of the evening.
[543] That's right.
[544] There is more to come.
[545] This is just the beginning.
[546] The next episode, the sky will have turned.
[547] I'm going to say a dark, dark, dark navy blue with just a touch of slay.
[548] I'm holding my breath.
[549] Yeah.
[550] I can't wait.
[551] But listen, we're going to make pizzas, I'm told.
[552] And we're going to make them in this incredible invention, which boggles the mind.
[553] And as you listen, you're going to hear Sona lose more and more control of herself.
[554] Because you have to admit, Sona, you cannot hold your drink.
[555] You can't hold your liquor.
[556] I don't drink as much as I used to.
[557] I dabble in the gange now.
[558] Okay.
[559] And so I don't.
[560] Is that your rap name?
[561] Yeah.
[562] I dabble in the gents.
[563] Gange?
[564] Yeah.
[565] Yeah, sure.
[566] That'll be my...
[567] That's not cool, though.
[568] But yeah.
[569] So I don't drink as much as I used to.
[570] But even when you drank a lot, if you would have very little, you would get tipsy and often abusive towards me. Oh, yeah.
[571] I think that I used drinking as an excuse to get abusive, but I wasn't that bad.
[572] You weren't that bad.
[573] You've always been a consummate professional, he said, lying through his face.
[574] But the important thing is you need to stay tuned because Sona is going to lose control.
[575] She's going to be saying, yeah.
[576] Remember last year?
[577] Yeah, I know.
[578] That's why I'm sipping my beverage.
[579] You're on your second.
[580] Yeah.
[581] And it's the first episode.
[582] I'm, yes.
[583] Well, I'm sorry, you're on your second, and we, this is our first night outside.
[584] It's your first crack at the train.
[585] Are you trying to convince people?
[586] How are you doing, buddy?
[587] Yeah, what are we doing?
[588] No, because didn't we do one in studio?
[589] Yes, we did.
[590] I thought I was being very responsible and actually on track.
[591] Oh.
[592] keeping track of everything yet i'm accused of being the drunker well you said our second night outside no i fixed it i did my best to make sure that everything was on track i'll say that again okay oh you got to leave that in okay because he messed up i don't think i did actually i don't know you're going to listen to it again and realize that what i said it was the correct thing that you guys weren't thinking i know i'm not going to lie i already forgot what you said let me just put i don't even remember what we're talking two options you are so right conan you are so right Sona, and then I can splice that in.
[593] It's nice.
[594] Okay.
[595] Terrific.
[596] Well, I'm glad we're all here together.
[597] Yeah.
[598] I've always wanted to be with my best friends.
[599] Your children's.
[600] Well, they were unavailable.
[601] Oh.
[602] But then I got you guys.
[603] But I'm here in a building that I own.
[604] Enjoying a stove that I endorse.
[605] And these are the things that make me happy.
[606] And I think that's the essence of a life well -lived.
[607] You are true.
[608] truly doing something unique.
[609] You are in a building you own with a stove you endorse wearing jeans that were basically sanctioned by Jeff Goldblum.
[610] Yep.
[611] Drinking a drink that you made, expert cocktail ear.
[612] No, I'm just a hobbyist.
[613] This is just never happened on earth before in humankind, this distinct moment.
[614] That's true.
[615] Were you a bartender?
[616] No, no. I don't think I could ever have been a bartender.
[617] I don't think I could have handled that pressure.
[618] You know what?
[619] You have a temper.
[620] You know that.
[621] Yeah.
[622] Why do you, what is this?
[623] Is this true?
[624] Is this true?
[625] No, no, no. Is that what this is?
[626] You just said you wouldn't be a good bartender.
[627] I think the minute someone did anything that displeased you, you would see red and lose it on them.
[628] Is that true or false?
[629] Yeah, I think that what you're saying is right, but I don't know why you have to bring it up.
[630] I could just have this dream of being a bartender.
[631] I always go towards the truth.
[632] Wonderful evening with both of you.
[633] I think you'd be like, oh, give me four minutes to make your beer.
[634] I want to make it just right.
[635] Okay, well, you don't really make the beer, do you?
[636] Don't you just take the top off?
[637] I mean, I'll mix a little bit of this beer with a little that beer, and then a little of this other beer.
[638] Some from the bottle, some from the tap.
[639] There's the Conan Special.
[640] And I look around in the whole bar is empty.
[641] No one's there.
[642] All right, we've got to wrap it up.
[643] I will see you all next time as this evening progresses.
[644] The sky darkens, and so do our moods.
[645] See you then.
[646] Summer Smoors with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[647] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[648] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Nick Liao, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf.
[649] Theme song by The White Stripes.
[650] Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.
[651] Take it away, Jimmy.
[652] Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples.
[653] Engineering by Eduardo Perez.
[654] Additional production support by Mars Melnick.
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