The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
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[13] This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stugats podcast.
[14] It is time for Stugats to share his game notes.
[15] No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy, Stoo.
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[18] Dan?
[19] WFAN came calling to fill in for Boomer Osiasid.
[20] So, he had to fly out to New York, the Big Apple, to live out his dream of hosting New York Sports Radio.
[21] While there, he didn't watch a single second of sports that the audience wanted to talk about.
[22] Giants hard knocks?
[23] Nope.
[24] Subway series?
[25] Nope.
[26] Instead, he took a gummy and wandered around.
[27] South of Houston Street.
[28] Soho.
[29] Dan.
[30] But just like that.
[31] After four days out.
[32] Four days off.
[33] The rare four days off where I was actually working.
[34] Make no mistake about it.
[35] I am back.
[36] That's never been delivered that way.
[37] I...
[38] In the third person, it has never, ever, ever been delivered that way.
[39] I am back.
[40] Yeah, it was a little...
[41] It was a bit wording.
[42] I think you match the appropriate fanfare the first time.
[43] It was a bit wordy.
[44] You're right.
[45] It was a bit controversial.
[46] You're right.
[47] If you thought you were having a bad weekend, people are saying J .D. Vance had sex with a couch.
[48] More cushion for the pushing, Dan, out.
[49] That is true.
[50] Put it on the poll, please, J .J. Vance, have more cushion for the pushing because he's having sex with couches.
[51] They call him love seats for a reason, Dan.
[52] Dan.
[53] You know what the couch said to J .D. Vance?
[54] Pull out.
[55] People are worried that the Trump ticket will turn America fascist.
[56] But J .D. Vance actually wants to turn America into the Ottoman Empire.
[57] Top five empires.
[58] Wow.
[59] Top five empires.
[60] Excellent.
[61] Ottoman Empire.
[62] That's pretty good.
[63] Number five.
[64] Empire State Building.
[65] Number four, the Galactic Empire.
[66] Number three, the British Empire.
[67] Number two, the Roman Empire.
[68] And number one, the Yankees.
[69] Right?
[70] The evil empire.
[71] What happened?
[72] Now I get it.
[73] To the lady that called WFAN, and said she would buy my book to using her fireplace.
[74] Hey lady, all sales count the same.
[75] Thank you.
[76] Stugatsbook .com.
[77] I mean, who's going to throw a book into a fireplace?
[78] That lady.
[79] A book that hasn't been written yet.
[80] Listen, once you buy it, it's yours.
[81] You can do whatever you want with it.
[82] I don't care.
[83] Just buy the book.
[84] Yankee fans, do me a favor.
[85] Shut up.
[86] It's July.
[87] You're leading the wild card.
[88] You're a game back in the A .L. East.
[89] and your competition in the East is the Orioles.
[90] The Orioles are good, Stu Gunz.
[91] Taylor.
[92] The Orioles are good.
[93] The O's.
[94] They just traded for Zach Eflin.
[95] The O's and the Yankees.
[96] He's starting today.
[97] Huh?
[98] Against a Blue Jays, tricky matchup.
[99] Let me tell you, Yankee fans would not last a month being a Mets fan.
[100] They would not.
[101] The O's and the Yankees have been bad for about three weeks.
[102] And yet still, they're at the top of the standings.
[103] right shut up Taylor feel bad for Marlin fans their team exist to trade their best players to other teams who are actually contending the M in Marlins stands for minor league team for the teams that are actually contending here's the problem you can't get excited about the prospects they get back because once they become good they'll be traded back to the Yankees Oh but I can get excited by him I was on the MLB Network on satellite radio listening to minors and majors on Sunday.
[104] Were you really?
[105] In fact, I believe the Mets, I believe in trading, one of the trades the Mets made is they sent away a 6 -9 -250 -pound pitcher.
[106] I wonder how hard he throws.
[107] 6 -9 -250.
[108] The Mets traded him?
[109] Yes.
[110] News to me. Yeah.
[111] That's part of why your F -A -N appearance was controversial.
[112] Jazz Chisham.
[113] Cool name.
[114] top five athletes that canote a music genre OLLI Zach Pop Dwayne Johnson Number five The Rock, of course Nick Falk Number four The Minnesota Twins Outfield in the early 2000 Soul Patrol Number three, Pat Rapp Wait a minute, wait a minute Who was Soul Who was the outfield?
[115] Was Kirby Pungent part of Soul Patrol?
[116] Who was Soul Patrol?
[117] This is early 2000s.
[118] I feel like it's Tori Hunter.
[119] Okay.
[120] Tori Hunter was Soul Patrol?
[121] Is this a Taylor Hicks reference?
[122] The guy that looked like Leno from American Idol?
[123] Look it up.
[124] Okay.
[125] We've got to look it up because he has not.
[126] Bryant Reeves.
[127] Big Country.
[128] And Dan Ford.
[129] Disco Dan.
[130] That's...
[131] That's terrible.
[132] That's terrible.
[133] Are you not writing any of these anymore?
[134] Now, Taylor's just writing all your...
[135] The White Sox are 54 games under 500.
[136] Now?
[137] That's all I got.
[138] Been a minute.
[139] What I'm doing with Taylor is Taylor lays down the foundation.
[140] I have to twist them and turn them a little bit to show them how to exactly write these things.
[141] And then I add my own.
[142] And, you know, we put together weekend observations.
[143] Then he fixes your spelling errors like foundation.
[144] Of course he does.
[145] Hold on a second.
[146] The Chicago White Sox to give people slightly more.
[147] 54 games under 500.
[148] They've lost 14 straight.
[149] They're on pace to win 40 this season.
[150] The worst is 43 ever.
[151] South at.
[152] The Detroit Tigers.
[153] They have as many blown saves as they do wins.
[154] Penicillin for my Mariners.
[155] Headline.
[156] Bo Nix is making his case to be QB1.
[157] Here's his case.
[158] He's not Zach Wilson or Jared Stidham.
[159] That is a good case.
[160] It's a good case.
[161] What a case.
[162] Yeah.
[163] He wins.
[164] Synchronized diving.
[165] Boring.
[166] Synchronized diving.
[167] After taking a gummy, mesmerizing.
[168] Incredible what they do.
[169] I mean...
[170] How much...
[171] You have not been healthy.
[172] You have been self -destructive for a while now.
[173] About three years.
[174] How much gummy are you having these days?
[175] Because the other day, you threw out of 40 milligrams, and I just...
[176] Mahala.
[177] I mean...
[178] Do you do any flaxseed oil to offset it?
[179] No. Because sometimes I get, like, that choking sensitivity.
[180] It's supposed to alleviate that.
[181] Really?
[182] Yeah.
[183] I've just been doing less because of it.
[184] And now I'm on Alpha Brain.
[185] Lions Bang.
[186] Oh, is it good?
[187] Are we going to see a situation where Stugats has a Dion Waiters on an airplane because he doesn't know?
[188] Or is he just so strong in terms of immunity to high because he's been getting high for so long?
[189] I have to take 40 milligrams.
[190] I mean, nothing else gets to you?
[191] That's really strong.
[192] Yeah.
[193] It's really strong.
[194] You're asking me if Alpha Brain works.
[195] Yeah.
[196] I respond by saying, I remember to Taylor Hicks reference.
[197] You need to stop shilling for this Joe Rogan snake oil.
[198] I'm wearing his jeans right now.
[199] I bought some of it.
[200] I was at the M .M .A. Hangout?
[201] My friend, I don't know what's exactly in these alpha brain pills, but I know one of them is red.
[202] How did the hangout go, Tony?
[203] Incredibly, Dan.
[204] We had everybody over at Casatiki.
[205] The fights were good.
[206] Could have been great, except for a couple different things.
[207] But, uh...
[208] No bonuses.
[209] Crap card.
[210] You know.
[211] Crap card.
[212] The whole thing was tough.
[213] It started at 3 o 'clock in the morning in Great Britain.
[214] Things were a little, you know, upside down.
[215] Salute to Bala Muhammad, though, new and new.
[216] You feel me?
[217] And new, welterweight champion.
[218] You beat a hometown kid, Leon Rocky Edwards.
[219] Kind of a boring fight.
[220] Dan, you know what the S and synchronized diving stands for?
[221] I do not.
[222] It stands for Sitiva makes it a lot more entertaining.
[223] That's the one that gives me like the choking.
[224] Really?
[225] Yeah, I bet.
[226] Flaxseed oil.
[227] I just read your next one.
[228] This is crazy.
[229] What do you mean?
[230] Well, whatever Taylor wrote next.
[231] College football has a two -minute warning this year.
[232] I just learned that.
[233] You're not playing CFB -25 and it shows.
[234] Put it on the poll, please.
[235] At Levittar's show, Juju, at Levitart Show.
[236] Did you know that college football has a two -minute warning this year?
[237] Things you think about wandering around the West Village on a gummy.
[238] Valhalla, 40 milligrams.
[239] Roger Maris isn't a Hall of Famer.
[240] How?
[241] Because he only had the one good year.
[242] Just assumed he was.
[243] Top five athletes, you'd be surprised that they aren't Hall of Famers.
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