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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hello.
[17] Hi.
[18] And welcome to my favorite murder.
[19] The mini -sode of a life time.
[20] time of the hour of the lifetime of your dreams of your nightmares um this is the one where you email us uh your hometown murders your creepy stories things and walls fascinating grandparents whatever you need to tell us that you know we'll like and we read it on the uh air yep on on air, live on the air.
[21] Live on the air.
[22] No, edicts.
[23] Ouga.
[24] Ouga.
[25] I actually have a very important corrections corner that I know we don't do that on minisodes, but I'm going to do it on this one, and then I'm going to do it on our Thursday show.
[26] Is it about a guy named Johnny?
[27] It's about a guy named Jimmy Somerale.
[28] It's about a conversation George and I were having about pedophiles in England.
[29] God.
[30] And because it was awful.
[31] of that and Georgia said what's the name of that guy and of course I always want to be the person that knows the name of the guy and I'm always so impressed with how you know of your name so I'm like yes moving on yeah we did it and Jimmy Somerville the name that I named is the lead singer or the singer from the communards and the Bronsky beat an amazing musician and performer and a lovely person according to all the tweets I've been getting about the mistake I made and how awesome he is which actually there's a really good video of Jimmy Somerville he walks by as a busker is singing his song and he stops and sings along with the guy and somebody sent it to us I've seen it on the internet we'll put it on the um Twitter page Jimmy Saville was the horrifying pedophile that BBC dude yes weird uh presenter that was a super creep so so sweet baby angel by all accounts Jimmy Somerville.
[32] One billion apologies to Jimmy Somerville.
[33] Please stop repeating that I said that.
[34] Don't ever tell him.
[35] Oh my gosh.
[36] This will be repeated on the main episode.
[37] Hilarious.
[38] It's just not fair.
[39] There's no fact checker.
[40] I was so right in that moment.
[41] I was so right.
[42] Oh, you're so good at this.
[43] Moving on.
[44] There's a vill in there.
[45] It sounded right to me. There were both S's, Vils, and Jimys.
[46] What do you want?
[47] That's as close as it's going to get on this podcast.
[48] Hey, let me read you.
[49] your story.
[50] Please do.
[51] Let's change the subject.
[52] Good, good idea.
[53] Okay.
[54] This is called, wait, I can't tell you what it's called, but I think you'll like it.
[55] Okay.
[56] Greetings, MFM crew.
[57] Great.
[58] My name is Addison and I'm 13 years old.
[59] Uh -oh, Addison.
[60] Bad girl.
[61] And proud member of the fan cult.
[62] You guys have made my long car rides to soccer tournaments and flying, driving to see family so much easier.
[63] My mom got me hooked on you on you guys.
[64] And now you're the only podcast I listen to.
[65] too.
[66] Addison.
[67] We're popular with the kids.
[68] We're popular.
[69] Oh.
[70] What generation is that?
[71] I think it's generation fuck now, isn't it?
[72] Um, you brought my mom and I closer than ever.
[73] So thank you.
[74] The estrangement from being 12 to being 13.
[75] It is actually the worst time with your mom.
[76] Oh, are you kidding me?
[77] I fucking hated my mom.
[78] Junior high.
[79] Addison, we're so with you in your junior high life.
[80] Uh, we know how it feels.
[81] The hormones.
[82] Addison, you don't even know that it's not even your fault.
[83] It's, please know it's not your fault.
[84] It gets better.
[85] You're gorgeous.
[86] I live in Lethbridge, a somewhat small town in southern Alberta.
[87] I live in a modern suburban neighborhood with a lot of playgrounds.
[88] I know, a child's dream.
[89] Uh -oh, Addison Sassy.
[90] When I was around nine years old, when she was a kid, my sister and I were playing on one of the playgrounds.
[91] All of a sudden, two girls came out to us and asked if we wanted to play grounders with them.
[92] My sister and I said, yes, that must be a Canadian thing.
[93] Sure.
[94] And we had a great time.
[95] Later that day, we found out that they lived right across the street.
[96] My sister didn't like them, but I did.
[97] I would go over to their house regularly.
[98] The first time I went to their house, I was told that I wasn't allowed in the basement, but being a nine -year -old, I just rushed it off.
[99] The parents of the two kids were pretty sketchy, but again, being a stupid nine -year -old, I just rushed it off.
[100] After hanging out with these girls for a while, we stopped hanging out until they got three kittens.
[101] I get it.
[102] Now thinking back on it, it was kind of rude only hanging out with them because they had kittens, but hey, who wouldn't?
[103] That's right.
[104] Later that week, I was stupid and said something to hint to them that I was only hanging out with them to play with the kittens.
[105] The older sister got really mad and we stopped hanging out.
[106] About two years later, I was home alone and saw blue and red lights outside my window, the police, being a crime -obsessed 11 -year -old, I was too scared to go ask what was happening.
[107] So I just quietly sat and watched for my room.
[108] Later, I saw the mom and dad come out of the house in handcuffs.
[109] Curious of what happened.
[110] I went to my neighborhood group, chat, and asked what happened.
[111] No one knew.
[112] Later on the city news, all was revealed why they had been so sketchy and why I wasn't allowed in the basement.
[113] And this is all caps.
[114] They had a goddamn meth lab in the basement.
[115] I was kind of shocked.
[116] Anyway, stay sexy.
[117] And if people say you're not allowed in the basement, get the hell out of there, Addison.
[118] Yeah, Addison, that's right.
[119] Addison, you're smart.
[120] You're smart beyond your 13 years.
[121] And my 13 years at that age, too.
[122] Jesus Christ.
[123] we need to add us and tell your mom we need to talk to her really quick okay um i'm not going to read you the subject line of this it's okay the subject line was a meth lab across the street right yeah yeah okay so hey karen georgia stephen and associated furry friends uh when i was a naive college student in los angeles back in the 90s hey my roomies and i won the lottery to move to off -campus housing for our junior year i was particularly excited because i got to move in by myself over this summer because I had an internship in the university publications office.
[124] Feeling very grown up and independent, I settled in and selected the bedroom that didn't share a wall with the neighbor, smart.
[125] He was in his 20s, didn't go to my school, enjoyed loud music, and seemed to sleep in the day and be up late at night.
[126] Sometimes people left packages at his doorstep, and it wasn't UPS.
[127] He was always friendly, though, and told me to let him know if his music ever bothered me. My roommates moved in just before school started and immediately started griping about all the music volume.
[128] Just tell him to move his stereo, he's nice guy.
[129] I said.
[130] All three stared at me like I was insane.
[131] I'm not talking to him.
[132] He's a drug dealer.
[133] My roommate, Tessie said, oh, my roommate Tessie said, well, Tessie could be pretty snap judgment dish, so I rolled my eyes and asked him to turn down the music myself.
[134] He was very nice and understanding, and we had no other problem until a few weeks later.
[135] One night I was working on a late deadline in the student publications office when I got a phone call from Tessie who sounded seriously irritated, but it was something else that caught my attention.
[136] What are all those male voices, I asked curiously.
[137] Oh, that would be the SWAT team, Tessie said.
[138] You know that nice neighbor?
[139] Well, he had over 400 guns in his apartment.
[140] He's an arms dealer.
[141] Oh, my God.
[142] I didn't think that timing was right to point out that I was right about the fact that he wasn't a drug dealer.
[143] My blood still runs cold when I consider that I had been there all summer by myself while my neighbor was merrily arming the neighborhood.
[144] Oh, my God.
[145] Stay sexy and be suspicious.
[146] of accommodating neighbors who keep strange hours, Barbara.
[147] Oh, the arms dealers, the last thing I would have thought.
[148] Yeah.
[149] That seems like real risky to just keep guns in your house.
[150] 400 of them.
[151] 400 guns.
[152] Those don't like, you know, they're not compact.
[153] Well, maybe, I don't know.
[154] I don't.
[155] I mean, yeah, that's.
[156] It's, he's really rolling the dice there.
[157] Yeah.
[158] And it didn't work out.
[159] Turns out it did it.
[160] Turns out.
[161] Turns out crime does not pay for long.
[162] Okay.
[163] Okay.
[164] I'm not going to read you the name of this one, right?
[165] Ready?
[166] Okay.
[167] Hello, Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and pets.
[168] This is a story about the length my grandparents went for their growing family.
[169] My grandparents lived in the same house since they had gotten married in the early 50s.
[170] It started out as a two -bedroom house, which was fine for them and my dad.
[171] That was until my grandmother became pregnant with my aunt.
[172] My grandfather didn't know what to do since they lived off his salary as a construction worker.
[173] Incomes his older brother, who worked in the local train yard and suggested that they steal from lumber shipment that had just come in the day before.
[174] Sure.
[175] That's a great idea.
[176] His older brother worked at night shift and my grandfather, quote, borrowed a flatbed truck from the job site.
[177] Along with his baby brother to help, the older brother opened the gate to the train yard in the late hours of the night.
[178] They loaded the truck with as much lumber as they could and then drove off without being seen.
[179] They split the loot three ways.
[180] The older brother used it to burn.
[181] The baby brother built a patio.
[182] and this sounds like a fairy tale and my grandfather built a three bedroom addition along with a rec room oh my god this apparently happened before the 60s and none of my aunts and uncles knew about it until after my grandfather had his stroke and his filter went away oh he spilled the beans in 2016 and my grandmother confirmed it saying I never thought he would let that one slip we were all impressed with how long they kept that secret He said that he was so worried about getting caught that he built the addition really quickly.
[183] That's why the ceilings in the upstairs bedrooms were so low, the ceiling fan would hit me in the head and why some of the steps on the stairs were higher than others.
[184] Unfortunately, my grandmother passed away in September of last year and my grandfather followed before Christmas.
[185] There were both wonderful people whose ill -gotten addition allowed them to grow their family and also become foster parents.
[186] Aww.
[187] They gave back.
[188] That's right.
[189] My girlfriend and I love your show and I hope to see you live if you ever come to Ottawa or Montreal, S -S -D -G -M, Dennis.
[190] Amazing.
[191] Love it.
[192] That actually reminds me of a story.
[193] My friend Mick, who was from the east end of London, his father was a tile worker.
[194] And he got a job retiling a bathroom in the Buckingham Palace.
[195] And so they were in there doing it.
[196] And every day that he would go in and work, he would take like 20 tiles of his own.
[197] And then he retiled their bathroom in their apartment on the East End.
[198] So they had they had one bathroom.
[199] They called the Royal Bathroom.
[200] Holy shit.
[201] Because it was the exact same tile as the bathroom in the palace.
[202] That's amazing.
[203] Don't tell anybody that we don't want to, we don't want to bust those people unless that's, if that's traceable.
[204] But that is my favorite fucking story.
[205] Because it's like they're the ones there putting in the elbow grease.
[206] Totally.
[207] I mean.
[208] And the mechanism is like, what is it going to be a couple hundred tiles?
[209] They don't give a single shit.
[210] Please, steal shit.
[211] It's fine, except for our arms guns, our dealer's guns.
[212] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
[213] Absolutely.
[214] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash.
[215] Exactly.
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[233] Goodbye.
[234] Hey, this is exciting.
[235] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[236] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.
[237] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[238] Who killed Saz?
[239] And were they really after Charles?
[240] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[241] This season, murder hits close to home.
[242] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[243] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[244] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[245] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[246] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[247] Only murders in the building, premieres August 26.
[248] 7th, streaming only on Hulu.
[249] Goodbye.
[250] Okay.
[251] Again, let's just not read subject line this time.
[252] Georgia Karen, Stephen, and four -legged friends.
[253] I was listening to a few minisodes that mentioned a serial masturbator and something about Venice.
[254] No, that's Swiss cheese.
[255] I freaked out when I realized that I finally had something to send you guys.
[256] In May of 2017, I was traveling through Europe alone at the ripe age of 20.
[257] Unfortunately, I hadn't found the M. FM podcast yet, which may have helped me be less of a dumbass in situations like these.
[258] Anywho, I was, I took a weekend trip to Venice and spent two days getting lost in the streets and eating a sickening amount of pasta.
[259] Oh, that's my dream.
[260] It was one of the most magical places I'd ever visited.
[261] My train was scheduled to depart at 1 p .m. so I made my way to that side of the city early so I didn't have to rush.
[262] I found this cute little park and felt like I was living my best life, eating biscotti, and reading a book on a bench, in Venice.
[263] That sounds amazing.
[264] Don't forget, you're 20.
[265] You're 20.
[266] Best time of your life.
[267] I took off my glasses, which I need if I want to see more than two feet in front of my face.
[268] I felt pretty safe because there were families walking their dogs and other people sitting on benches in the park.
[269] As I'm sitting peacefully reading and minding my own damn business, I hear a rustling in the bushes.
[270] I figured it was some kind of rodent or birds or whatever, and I didn't bother putting on my glasses.
[271] But then I realized that the sound wasn't stopping and it was very consistent.
[272] I got an uneasy feeling and proceeded to put my glasses back on.
[273] Mistake.
[274] Maybe 20 feet in front of me, I see a man standing near a tree, staring at me in the eyes and furiously masturbating.
[275] Naturally, I freaked out and threw all my stuff in my backpack and ran the fuck out of there.
[276] You guys are the first people I've ever told this story because I think my friends would find it more horrifying than entertaining.
[277] Oh, my God.
[278] I don't get freaked out very easily, so I just brushed it off in the moment.
[279] Thinking back on it now, I really hope that dude didn't scare some little girl who's just trying to have a good time in the park.
[280] I don't know what else I could have done in the moment because my Italian is not good enough to have that kind of discussion with the police.
[281] Well, when in Rome, I guess.
[282] Thanks for making this dope podcast.
[283] Maybe I'll be ready the next time some old dude is being an asshole in public.
[284] Stay sexy and don't let old Venetian men use your for sexual gratification.
[285] Caroline.
[286] The eye looking.
[287] The in the eyes.
[288] Directly in the eye, but also that he was old.
[289] I didn't really pick up on that until the very end.
[290] Yeah, that's not good.
[291] An old creepy masturbator.
[292] He's probably looking at her being like, that looks like the best, he's masturbating over the best day that she's having.
[293] He's so jealous that she gets to be 20.
[294] Oh my God.
[295] You're, yeah, your high class lifestyle is giving me a boner that I have to take care of.
[296] All right, I have one more.
[297] Addison, I hope you didn't hear that part.
[298] God damn it.
[299] Addison.
[300] Addison.
[301] Okay.
[302] I'm not going to read you the name of this one.
[303] Hello, ladies, cats, dogs, and Stephen.
[304] Your recent episode about the boys on the tracks reminded me of when I was eight years old and found myself in the middle of a drug drop zone.
[305] I thought you'd want to hear about it.
[306] Yes.
[307] It was 1979, and me, my mom, stepdad, and cat were living on a sailboat.
[308] Wow.
[309] That sounds amazing.
[310] Okay.
[311] Everyone's...
[312] Everyone's...
[313] So much glamour on this miniser.
[314] Seriously.
[315] My stepdad was a boat builder and quite the seafarer, so much so that we sailed our boat from Miami to the Thomas.
[316] Wow.
[317] One day we were sailing from one island to another, just enjoying the sun and crystal clear water, when boom, we felt something hit the boat.
[318] You know what's really weird?
[319] I'm literally listening to a book that is, that it is about this is like the topic.
[320] Wait, let me see what the book is real quick so people can read it.
[321] Okay.
[322] It's something in the water by Catherine Stedman when they find something while they're like boating and it's similar.
[323] Amazing.
[324] Sorry.
[325] Go on.
[326] No, I'm reading.
[327] Okay.
[328] Saw something hit the boat.
[329] Knowing there was no rocks or other boats in sight, we couldn't imagine what it was.
[330] My stepdad leaned over the side of the hull and grabbed onto the huge wooden crate that was bobbing along in the water.
[331] He pried the top off and the crate was full of weed.
[332] What?
[333] My stepdad estimated that was probably worth $25 ,000.
[334] My parents argued back and forth over whether to keep it or not.
[335] My stepdad claiming that, we could be set.
[336] And my mom's studying that.
[337] Someone will come looking for that.
[338] At eight years only, I had no idea what weed was, but judging by my parents' reaction, I assumed we had just won the lottery.
[339] I began fantasizing battle of Barbies and candy I would buy.
[340] And you'd want to buy, too.
[341] That's right.
[342] My mom won the argument and my stepdad, let go of the crate and grumbled.
[343] We'll never have another opportunity like that again in our lifetime.
[344] He barely got the words out before, boom!
[345] Another crate of we'd hit our vote.
[346] Again, the arguing ensued.
[347] And again, my mother won.
[348] That would be so hard to turn down, right?
[349] I don't know, though, because that is, the mother's right, you're inviting either you're going to get put in jail because they think the drug drop was for your boat, or there's going to be drug dealers who are like...
[350] Well, they didn't know it was a drug drop.
[351] Hold on, I should finish this.
[352] Okay.
[353] About 10 minutes later, a speedboat came racing towards us from one of the islands.
[354] My parents thought for sure that it was the owner of the weed and that we were about to be in deep shit.
[355] Luckily, there's a sweet native man who warned us that we were in the middle of a drug zone or a drop zone and get the hell.
[356] out of there because the drug runners were watching us with binoculars from the nearest island.
[357] Apparently planes would drop the crates and the current and the current would move them between the islands.
[358] We think the man pulled our sail down and put the engines into high gear and hauled ass out of there.
[359] Stay sexy and keep out of drop zones.
[360] Can't wait to see you in San Francisco, Linda.
[361] That's, think, yeah, you know what?
[362] That's the thing to think of is, what if you're being watched?
[363] Yeah.
[364] What if you're being watched by the worst case scenario person that could be watching you?
[365] All I can think of now when I hear of someone finding shit like that like and the thing is when you're finding drugs it's different because then you have to sell them to make any money and it's like you know how much you don't do that there's all kinds of ways to get fucked up in this book something in the water they find something else and it's all i can think about is like remember in the movie um uh where that he finds the movie with josh brolin josh brolin he finds a bunch of money thank you and there's like a tracker in the money of course there's a tracker yes that's all that's like a thing.
[366] Of course there's a tracker.
[367] Yeah, of course there's someone watching from another island.
[368] Yeah, when it's like that much.
[369] Yeah.
[370] It's not like you found a suitcase of pot.
[371] You found a crate of pot.
[372] Totally.
[373] Two.
[374] Yeah.
[375] Oh, thank God.
[376] The mom is smart.
[377] Right.
[378] Thank God for moms.
[379] Okay.
[380] Okay.
[381] Here's our last one.
[382] Um, I'm going to save this subject line for you because you're going to like this one a lot.
[383] Okay.
[384] Okay.
[385] Okay.
[386] I'm so excited.
[387] Dear Georgia, Karen, Stephen, and pets.
[388] Longtime listener.
[389] First time writer in her.
[390] Now that you guys are just reading anything cool.
[391] I thought I'd share this fun fact about Stephen King and a prison here in Maine.
[392] I'm a law student in my first year of school here in Maine and I've lived where I've lived for eight years.
[393] Stephen King grew up in Durham, the town next to my town although he now has a residence up in Bangor.
[394] It said that the town influenced the settings for the body a .k .a. Stand by me and it.
[395] And yeah, the influence is pretty obvious to those who've been there.
[396] Being a third year law student is part of being a third year law student is that you can get sworn in to practice law if you have a supervising attorney who will let you practice under their bar number.
[397] I was lucky enough to land a job at our school's coveted legal aid clinic and for the past few months, I've been making weekly trips to the local prison to assist prisoners with legal needs.
[398] The prison has operated since 1919 and houses around 700 prisoners.
[399] I have to wait for the guards to buzz me through about five gates on my journey through the Sally Point.
[400] and the yard, which always makes me feel exposed and uneasy, until I get to my destination, the prison library.
[401] The prison library is a protected, quiet place that I can meet with my prisoner clients.
[402] It has its own real librarian, not a prisoner, walls of new magazines, and enough rows of books to resemble a shabbier, slightly more grim, independent, hipster bookstore.
[403] And when you walk in, there's an unassuming plaque posted about waist high that declares the library to be a gift of Stephen and Tabitha King.
[404] Cell phones are not allowed in prisons under penalty of death, or I'd send you a photo.
[405] Startled, I asked my supervising attorney about the plaque.
[406] A white -haired old -timer who knows everyone and everything, my supervisor told me that King donated the library because he wanted prisoners to practice literacy, not be bored, hello prison.
[407] And since the prison setting in Shawshank Redemption netted him so much, he wanted to give back to Maine prisons.
[408] the old main prison which actually influenced King for Shawshank closed in 2002.
[409] I tried to find out more information on the internet about his motivations for the gift, but only found silence.
[410] The Kings do operate a foundation that awards grants for libraries around the state.
[411] However, I could not find any mention the prison in their many proud press releases of grants to colleges, local libraries, medical centers, etc. It seems that the prison library is a little Easter egg that King planted, known only to those who pass inside the prison wall.
[412] Thanks for the podcast I wish I could share more stories with you And boy oh boy do I have some But confidentiality privilege and professional ethics Prevent me from doing so Keep up the great work And I hope someday that you do a show Up here in Maine Jamie Lynn Oh my God Isn't that the fucking greatest That's amazing Stephen and Tabitha King Yes and on the heels of that We should say this A bunch of people have been recommending this podcast I don't think we've talked about it There's a new podcast called Ear Hustle and it is produced and hosted by guys that are in San Quentin.
[413] And it's amazing.
[414] It's amazing.
[415] I listened to it a couple days ago, and it's just stories about guys that are in there, and the hosts are really interesting and funny, and obviously, some of it's really sad and really upsetting, but it's called Ear Hustle, you have to listen to it.
[416] It's like, it's a very, I really, I really, I think it's very fascinating the way, like, prison reform and stuff.
[417] Like, all these things are coming up culturally right now that are so important.
[418] And it's such a great idea.
[419] I have a feeling, Phoebe Judge has something to do with this podcast.
[420] I was going to say that sounds not unlike a criminal style.
[421] I think it's, it might be from Radiotopia.
[422] I could be wrong, but I think it is.
[423] And it's just so good.
[424] And the stories are so fascinating.
[425] And some of them are heartbreaking, and you should listen to it, your hustle.
[426] That's a good way to make, to make the, like, prisoners who aren't there.
[427] for, you know, violent offenses have kind of a, we see them as humans instead of just prisoners.
[428] That's exactly right.
[429] And also the people who are there that should not be there at all.
[430] Right.
[431] Oh my God.
[432] Like we all, everybody likes to think, you know, they like to, it's easy to just generalize and then kind of put it out of your mind.
[433] And I think it's very humanizing and it's important and cool.
[434] Yeah.
[435] I love that.
[436] That's great.
[437] Yeah.
[438] And we love Stephen King.
[439] How badass is that?
[440] He is an angel baby.
[441] On top of the fact that he wrote all of Kujo blackout.
[442] drunk.
[443] That's right.
[444] Which is the most amazing.
[445] That's one of Jesse Pop's jokes.
[446] Yes, that's right.
[447] It's in his Jesse Pop, our friend, who's a comedian, has an album of comedy and it has a joke about Stephen King writing Kujo Blackout Drunk.
[448] Yep.
[449] And the only thing that Jesse's ever done when he's blackout drunk is wake up next to a tub of vegan pasta salad from the bodega that he must have bought when he was Blackout Drunk.
[450] Yeah.
[451] Amazing.
[452] Yeah.
[453] So, Yeah, email is my favorite murder at Gmail.
[454] Email is your weird blackout drunk stories.
[455] Yeah, those are great.
[456] Yeah.
[457] Or sad.
[458] Or sad.
[459] And stay sexy.
[460] And don't get murdered.
[461] Goodbye.
[462] Elvis, do you want a cookie?
[463] Hey, Elvis, you want a cookie?
[464] Meow.