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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hi.
[17] Why did I turn my neck like that?
[18] The creek.
[19] Like a weird robot.
[20] Like a Barbie doll.
[21] Hello, Georgia.
[22] Hello, Karen.
[23] Welcome to your own minisode.
[24] Thank you.
[25] Doesn't have the inflection down right.
[26] I'm a robot.
[27] You know what I mean?
[28] Thank you.
[29] Thank you.
[30] You're the, a frozen robot.
[31] Wait, is there a robot in Frozen?
[32] Yeah.
[33] Do you know I've never seen Frozen?
[34] I've never seen Frozen.
[35] I've never seen Hamilton.
[36] What?
[37] I don't know.
[38] I am not up to date on it.
[39] Are you from Canada?
[40] there's no robots in Frozen it takes place in in some kind of I think in Lapland in historic Lapland right Stephen Why is there robots in Frozen No I wasn't saying that Oh Can we start over I was turning my head Like I'm an animatronic person And I got my neck stuck That's what I meant When I was doing that at you What does Frozen have to do with it frozen means I can't move oh you were actually frozen but I thought you the voice you were doing was it sounded like you were cold you said you were doing it like I know about voice but you were going like I like I was really I get it get it shit why we have to rehearse no that was that was it people that was six hours of hard rehearsal and we fucking nailed it five six seven eight I don't get it I don't understand what is happening also I explained to you something that was the explanation.
[41] Only in my explanation did I realize that wasn't what happened.
[42] And sometimes I don't, I am really gullible and sarcasm.
[43] It doesn't land on me correctly.
[44] I just believe you.
[45] I believe in you.
[46] We couldn't be two more different people.
[47] We couldn't be more worthy of a fucking podcast.
[48] Someone capture this.
[49] Oh, thank God.
[50] Steven's here.
[51] I'm recording.
[52] He's doing it all.
[53] He's got the headset.
[54] He's got the third mic.
[55] All of that.
[56] Cut all of that out.
[57] This is the fresh totally confusing successful yet aimless content yet somehow successful that you again successful that you don't pay for every week that's right this is this is what free podcast sound like listen if you want this to be professionally you need to send us send 999 95 to p .O box 9995 right and we will do like several takes yeah send us a self -addressed stamp envelope we'll send you something to battle creek michigan listen this is a mini episode so this is why it's our regular episodes are fucking on it is they're so amazingly precise yeah not one word misspoken that's right but these ones these ones willie willie nilly mr willie nilly is in the his all right should i go first sure this is a minisov where you read back your fucking great hometown murders et cetera and since we are going to salt lake city yeah a lot of these are salt lake city based is that correct stephen yes only skimmed stephen likes to give you guys a shout out before we go there that's right stephen like a theme yeah and salt lake city themed right kind of salty yeah a little yeah that's correct a little umami a little you know what i was thinking early because somebody sent us a picture on twitter of that carvel cakes are making it to the Midwest and they sent us that picture of the heart -shaped ice cream cake that looked like it was melting.
[58] I remembered how one girl tweeted at me how mad she was that we were eating cake into the mic.
[59] I know.
[60] It was the funniest fucking angriest response.
[61] And it was just like how my sister would react if she heard it.
[62] She's just jealous.
[63] That came into my head today of how mad that girl was.
[64] She was right.
[65] I mean, in fact, no one on.
[66] I tried really hard not just eat it into the microphone, but whatever.
[67] I don't even know what I'm doing into this microphone.
[68] No. okay ready yes oh god that was just for her the complainer the subject line of this is b a mf which stands for badass motherfucker 14 year old sSD gm'd i baby sought for a murderer and a jailhouse ghost so there's three stories and one okay karen georgia stephen etc my hometown is a smallished southeast idaho town where you'll probably never do a show i like that i'm like come here come here and she's just like you know never going to come up i'm just going to send you this email sure but the nearest city of salt lake so go ahead and group this in without just producing this email for you well done um the same week in elizabeth smart was kidnapped parentheses the event that turned me into a true crime lover slash murderino another 14 year old girl was kidnapped in my hometown that poor girl she's like fuck man yeah uh she and her sister this is horrible this she and her sister were sleeping on their trampoline when the oldest was taken at gunpoint oh my god um the one time your mom lets you sleep on the trampoline i know it's like that it breaks that sets the scene for like a perfect summertime night fun because i immediately can hear them begging their mom yeah for hours please let us sleep on the trampoline finally the mom is like okay yes but only if you whatever do your homework exactly oh no it's it's so evil but this it ends well so so um but it's uh but it ends well so but it it's very bad in the middle okay i don't have to say that we all know okay so no one knew she okay no one knew she was missing until the next morning when the other sister woke up alone horrifying uh the kidnapper have taken her to his apartment raped her and left her handcuffed when he left for work uh while he was gone she used a fire extinguisher to smash the handcuffs wrapped herself in a sheet took a piece of his mail to show where she was and the guy's name and got the F out of there and called her dad's office.
[69] Dude.
[70] Her kidnapper led police on the high -speed chase, which ended with him shooting himself in the head.
[71] My mom was a prosecutor on the case and told me the details at the time to drive home the point that the guy would have killed her, but she got herself out of there.
[72] Between that kidnapping and Elizabeth Smart, I was terrified and slept on the floor of my parents' bedroom for the rest of the summer, as you do.
[73] A couple years before that, I babysat for a family with a giant, super hairy, super old, super blind and deaf dog that spent the night bumping into me and knocking me over.
[74] He was sweet.
[75] The couple gave me weird vibes.
[76] And the dad was drunk when he drove me home, so that's the only night I ever babysat for them.
[77] A few months later, the dad murdered his wife by running her over a few times with the car.
[78] Oh my God.
[79] And finally, my badass prosecutor mom was alone at her office working late one night.
[80] The prosecutor's office are in what used to be the county jail, but a new jail was built and someone decided it would be good to be a good idea to convert the old jail into offices for the people who send them there so she's alone it's late and a rubber band flies across the room at her and then another one did and then she booked it out of there her late nights and hard work over the years paid off and she's been killing it as a judge for the last six years lady love you guys love the show, love the Elvis meows, SSDGM, McKenzie.
[81] Rubber bands just out of nowhere, what Dennis the Menace was hiding in the office?
[82] A little ghost Dennis the Menace.
[83] What the fuck.
[84] How creepy that you're there writing on a legal pad, all involved.
[85] And then a, fuck.
[86] You only have that one lawyer's lamp on because that's how lawyers do it at their desks.
[87] Cheap green Tiffany one.
[88] Or very expensive.
[89] Okay.
[90] And then you're writing, writing, writing.
[91] rubber band lands it hits you in the cheek what I don't like it that's not more I need more all right how quiet how quiet was that room between the first and second rubber band how how how loud was her heartbeat yeah okay I hate it okay this is called six weeks of separation Georgia Karen Stephen and all fur babies far and wide they're now they're doing it to make me mad let me throw this away love the show so hard I could cry.
[92] You make depression fun.
[93] Hey!
[94] Wow.
[95] You put the fun back in depression.
[96] Back in January, 2007, when MySpace was a dwindling thing, a man who called himself Joe Smith sent me a message.
[97] We chatted for a few weeks and eventually met out for lunch.
[98] Safe.
[99] That's a safe meeting.
[100] Sure.
[101] When we met, I gave him shit about his name because in the Mormon church, the first prophet had that same name.
[102] He showed me his driver's license, but covered up his first and last name and said, you'll never know my full name because I'm a prominent man in my community.
[103] Okay, weirdo.
[104] We started a sexual relationship that evening that lasted a couple weeks.
[105] That's such a great way of saying.
[106] We met and we fucked.
[107] Yep.
[108] We hooked it up right away.
[109] Blah, but lasted a couple weeks.
[110] And that time he told me he had cancer and was in the process of finalizing everything for his family.
[111] When he stopped calling, I assumed he died.
[112] Let me preface this next part with I don't watch the news, so I had no idea.
[113] anything had happened in the seven years that followed my assumption that it was that he was dead fast forward april 2014 i'm watching tv on a sunday night and a commercial for what was going to be the news pops up and lo and behold there's quote joe on the television and shackles and prison garb but they're using the name martin mcneal i recognized that jacket oh wait i recognized that jacked up cowlick on the back of his head before i completely recognized his face whoa that evening was filled with the hell of finding out his name was Martin Joseph McNeil and he'd murdered his wife six weeks after the last time I'd seen him.
[114] Oh, no. Jebus H. Christ.
[115] It still gives me the shivers knowing how close the call was.
[116] I can't wait to see you in Salt Lake City.
[117] Stay sexy, don't get murdered and have enough self -respect to not sleep with married people.
[118] Jennifer.
[119] Oh, Jennifer.
[120] Jennifer, it was a time in her life or she didn't care.
[121] Jennifer, you know, sometimes you make these decisions.
[122] So 2007 was rough for all of us I mean I can't even remember I really It was a dark time It was a rough year for me But that's the kind of thing I like that I like that statement only because I think sometimes As a young woman When you feel when you feel strong and empowered You're like well I get to do what I want Yeah And if somebody likes me That's the other person's problem It doesn't affect me Badly he's the person who should feel bad Or she should feel bad not me When in fact Yeah it's about you not liking yourself and also just it connects you to a person indelibly it connects you to a negative it's such a negative action that someday you'll understand and feel bad about yeah maybe yeah I mean no judgments all judgments but stop it but all judgments but seriously keep your shit together because you got you got to keep your side of the street clean they'll become murderers you don't want that business following you around fuck that's crazy thank you Jennifer thanks Jennifer I really learned something and I'm going to break up with him.
[123] Just kidding.
[124] Just kidding.
[125] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
[126] Absolutely.
[127] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash.
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[145] Goodbye.
[146] Hey, this is exciting.
[147] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[148] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.
[149] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[150] Who killed Saz?
[151] And were they really after Charles?
[152] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[153] season murder hits close to home.
[154] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[155] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[156] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[157] Who knows what'll happen once the cameras start to roll?
[158] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[159] Only murders in the building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[160] Goodbye.
[161] This, the subject line is buried in the wall.
[162] Oh, good.
[163] God damn.
[164] I love this.
[165] I really, the other day someone on Twitter, I'm sorry, I can't remember your name, sent me a picture and you a picture of that sinkhole that opened up in Texas and underneath it was that huge cave.
[166] No. Did you look at that?
[167] Amazing.
[168] And I was like, what a glorious time in my life.
[169] Yeah.
[170] That people are sending me pictures of things and telling me stories about things that I adore.
[171] totally so sinkholes yes shit in walls yes yes giants you love giants oh god i love giants okay ladies just heard just heard the podcast about wanting to see what's buried in walls boy do i have a story it was about 22 years ago so i'd forgotten about it until you guys jogged my memory i used to work with two sisters that rented a small house in a pretty quiet area here in salt lake city, Utah, Utah.
[172] Both girls had issues with items in their house constantly being moved to a new spot in the house.
[173] No. That happens to me all the time, but it's me. One of the sisters have a small collection of these tiny ballerinas made out of porcelain, maybe one to two inches tall.
[174] She'd wake up some mornings, and the whole collection was scattered throughout the room, and sometimes all the way to the kitchen.
[175] What?
[176] Oh my God, I can't stop smiling.
[177] Stop smiling.
[178] I'm so scared.
[179] You are smiling so big right now.
[180] They constantly mentioned the house being haunted, but they weren't scared because the ghost felt friendly and childlike.
[181] That's not a thing.
[182] They lived there for almost a year before they discovered there was a hidden room in the basement.
[183] Oh, no. I've seen this with my own eyes, and it was so easy to miss. In the basement, there was a room entirely made of concrete on the furthest wall from the entrance.
[184] There was a concrete section that stuck out.
[185] and from every angle, it just looked like it was the end of the room until you go right up next to it.
[186] You can see it's a crawl space to a room behind the concrete wall.
[187] When you crawl back there, there's a space about 8 by 10 feet and maybe 4 feet tall.
[188] So you are squashed in.
[189] There's no standing up.
[190] Here it comes with a flashlight in hand.
[191] If you laid on your side facing the backside of the concrete wall.
[192] There's a lot of rules to this fucking concrete wall.
[193] bunker.
[194] It sounds kind of like a very tall coffin.
[195] Can I just walk in?
[196] Tall coffin.
[197] Okay.
[198] So if you laid your hand, oh sorry, laid it on your side.
[199] If you said, yes, three times and then turned around and turned around.
[200] 9 .95 to Battle Creek, Michigan.
[201] Okay.
[202] Um, uh, I lost.
[203] I lost it.
[204] Sorry, it's my fault.
[205] No, no, no. Okay.
[206] If you put it as flashlight.
[207] It's laid on your side.
[208] Okay.
[209] Facing the backside of the concrete while the cement had shipped away and had exposed the front part of a ballerina shoe that could fit maybe an eight -year -old and what looked like thin pink ribbons that would have been on a barret or a headband after making the discovery they contacted the landlord and made the decision to move since the lease was almost up prior to them moving they'd show it to people who came over for parties wait i'm confused so shit was just hidden in the crawl space It looked like in the cement of what that room was.
[210] Am I right, Steven, hidden in the cement?
[211] Yeah, like it was like chipped away and just like a little like slipper.
[212] It was like ballerina.
[213] So someone had like taken one of her ballerinas and put it into the cement or was it in the cement like cooked into the cement?
[214] Like the shoe seemed like it was cooked in.
[215] Cooked in.
[216] Cooked in like a king cake baby.
[217] Explain my face right now.
[218] Georgia is staring at me with her mouth open and squinty eyes and scared face.
[219] But then she changed it at the end.
[220] Do a happy birthday face.
[221] That's the happy birthday face.
[222] Okay, wait, there's a little bit more.
[223] Yeah, but I would also love to, I want to see this.
[224] No, 100 % want to see it.
[225] But it also because...
[226] It would be easier than having to explain it.
[227] The images of, of course, a creepy man laying inside of there and with his weird long fingernail picking away at the cement until it...
[228] Why can't it be a ghost that did it?
[229] A baby ghost.
[230] Because you don't believe in ghosts.
[231] Oh, right.
[232] I believe in creepy men.
[233] You really do.
[234] And you've always been so supportive.
[235] Okay.
[236] So prior to them moving, they'd show the house to people that came over for parties.
[237] I saw it once and never stepped foot back into that house.
[238] I never found out if the landlord did anything at the time, we didn't have the means to research these things like we do now.
[239] I understand.
[240] I cannot remember the address to this fucking place.
[241] Otherwise, oh, there was no fucking there.
[242] I just said that.
[243] I cannot remember the address to this place.
[244] Otherwise, I'd be there right now trying to sleut up some answers.
[245] Fucking creepy, very sad at the same time.
[246] SSDGM.
[247] Keep being the amazing and good time people that you are.
[248] Good time people.
[249] Carrie.
[250] Yep, just like the movie.
[251] Ha, ha.
[252] I think it was a ghost.
[253] I don't think she was insinuating.
[254] It was a person.
[255] Or it was a landlord.
[256] Okay.
[257] I think someone lived in the cement box.
[258] But they didn't say they found like a, if they said they found like a, you know, what are they called sleeping bag and like tin cans of beans.
[259] I don't know.
[260] He's a hobo, clearly.
[261] But what if he's a very tidy hobo?
[262] Yeah, he cleaned his shit up.
[263] Every time.
[264] Carried it with him.
[265] But then why would, but he scattered shit everywhere.
[266] Well, I think it was a ghost because they never heard anyone walking through the house.
[267] Yeah, but he could have been very light on his feet.
[268] You're giving him a lot of fucking credit.
[269] Remember the Spider -Man of, uh, of Colorado?
[270] The Spider -Man of, was he Denver or was he, yeah.
[271] When he hid, the weird guy that hid it up in the attic for years.
[272] and years and years.
[273] It can be done.
[274] All right.
[275] It's just that what...
[276] You should do it just to prove me wrong.
[277] I'm going to go live in the walls of my house right now.
[278] We stopped here and stopped talking to us.
[279] Two years later, we realized she was just trying to prove a fucking point.
[280] And you're like, oh, man, you really got me on this one.
[281] Yeah, you were right.
[282] But what are you burying that cement besides a ballet shoe and...
[283] Is there a child in the cement?
[284] Yes.
[285] Maybe it was a little kid who had been married in the cement who had lived there and was trying to point itself out.
[286] Is it what I'm saying.
[287] That's not what you.
[288] you said you said it was a hobo but i want to piggyback on your theory and then say i said it i said it is what i'm saying fuck what a fucked up story that was here's another one ready for another fuck that's what we're doing that's why we're here we don't even want home numbers or you don't fucked up stories please send us your like everyone's like i have this weird story this is where to do it now yeah we talk to people all the time we're like oh i got worried about it just deliver the weird story and we'll tell you if it's good or not right we'll yell at you yeah hey a hello mfm fan uh this is called angels slash aliens big difference okay all right hello mfm family this isn't a murder story not even a crime but i think it bears telling okay this i'm from salt lake city about 15 years ago i went with some friends to a quote singles dance where i met a guy don't laugh i was young Oh, no. Singles dance.
[289] We talked and danced but parted without exchanging information and I was bummed.
[290] Oh, I remember that kind of thing happening.
[291] About two weeks later, at another singles dance that I might have only gone to in hopes of seeing him again.
[292] I did, in fact, see him again.
[293] This time, he immediately got my number.
[294] Aw, cute, right?
[295] Well, we'll see.
[296] Yeah.
[297] Cut to a few weeks later, and we'd been talking on the phone regularly and gone out a couple times.
[298] He seemed pretty cool, and I enjoyed his company.
[299] Around the third date, he invited me out to Black Rock.
[300] on the Great Salt Lake to watch the sunset.
[301] I thought this seemed pretty romantic and I was looking forward to it.
[302] Uh -oh.
[303] We got there and climbed the rock and sat enjoying the view when he said that he had something he wanted to share with me. Oh, no, no. She writes red flag.
[304] In the moment, I thought he was going to tell me he loved me, which would have been ridiculous.
[305] It was so much worse.
[306] Oh, no. He told me that his dad had passed away when he was young, and since then, angels had come to visit him regularly to give him messages from his dad and special gifts.
[307] cue the ice cold chills as I realized I am in the middle of nowhere with a guy who is obviously crazy not wanting to rock the boat I pretend that I'm totally understanding and empathetic and that this is a totally normal revelation that must have encouraged him because then he told me that they weren't actually angels but aliens from outer space I was screaming inside I continue to play it cool but I was internally freaking out and realized I needed to get out of here now so I started to pretend I was getting cold hoping we can leave.
[308] He wasn't done.
[309] Oh.
[310] He told me that the aliens had been visiting him in his home for years and that they had given him special healing powers.
[311] I have a deep, raspy voice due to the fact that I have no vocal cords after a series of surgeries as a baby.
[312] And he told me that if I believed in him, he could heal my voice.
[313] I tried to stay calm and told him that I actually really liked my voice because it's unique and that I wasn't interested in being healed.
[314] And he got a bit frustrated and tried to convince me to do it, but eventually he gave up.
[315] Finally, we climbed down from the rock and started walking to the car when he said he wanted to show me something and headed toward the trunk.
[316] At this moment, this is the moment I die, literally went through my head as I tried to figure out how to get away when he opened the trunk and pulled out what he claimed to be a life -size replica of the aliens that visited him.
[317] It had been some kind of painted mattress foam head, a long skinny foam body, complete with a shimmery cape no eventually we got into the car we had made plans to go bowling but in my cleverness i told him i forgot my socks and needed to stop at my car back at his house bowling socks are very important very important they're keen no one wants to spend that five dollars for a pair of shitty socks no not at all although those little ones sometimes you can get those booties with bowling pins and balls on them and then they used to have them at the old all star lanes yeah yeah and they're the cutest bowling socks of all time i haven't seen them in a long time Okay, buy the socks if they look like that.
[318] Yeah, I love bowling.
[319] I do too, and every single time I forget my fucking socks.
[320] We should bowl more.
[321] Why don't we bowl more?
[322] We need to.
[323] Stephen, are you in?
[324] I took a bowling class in college.
[325] Oh, my God.
[326] So are you one of those people that throw bowls?
[327] No, I'm not great.
[328] Good.
[329] I enjoy it.
[330] Let's do it.
[331] I love bowling.
[332] I love it.
[333] I'm terrible at it.
[334] But, but, blah, blah, but, but, but, da.
[335] This is a very upsetting story to me. so sad that this kid clearly needs meds it's exactly this is this is why we need mental health yeah facilities open for people and people some people don't still some people don't think they need it no that's true but but it needs to be you know when you're first hearing voices you should know that you should go talk to somebody about hearing voices totally because i've been in these situations with someone where it's like oh this isn't fucking safe at all what do i do lots of people have been in a situation i think it's good to hear about right Well, here's what she did.
[336] I told him I'd only be a minute, and I ran to my car, got in, lock the doors, and drove off.
[337] Leaving him standing there looking confused.
[338] Yeah.
[339] When I got home, he'd already called a few times.
[340] I told my parents what happened.
[341] And when he tried calling again, my dad told him I had moved and I never heard from him again.
[342] Fucking tell your parents.
[343] They'll take care of it.
[344] Well, loop people in.
[345] That's for sure.
[346] Until I ran into him years later.
[347] And as soon as we made eye contact and I realized it was him, I turned and walked the way and didn't say a word Kelsey wow I know because the thing of it is you on the third date don't go far away yeah save that a little while longer you think you know someone after hanging out two times I understand yes you've made out and also when you when it's that kind of thing of like the first time you see him he doesn't ask for your stuff so the second time you're all stoked and you're almost maybe a little grateful and you got picked like you try a little harder yeah yeah And then there's like, and if there's a romantic overture to the third plan, then you want to just go for it.
[348] Let's do this thing.
[349] And then, but then, but what is?
[350] You're fucking in a lone place with the person.
[351] Yes.
[352] It's not on his meds.
[353] And it's sad because, don't stop taking her meds, everyone.
[354] He wanted to tell her.
[355] I know.
[356] He wanted connection and he wanted, he wanted to tell somebody about it.
[357] And that's the, to me, the saddest part is just like, I love that she took care of business.
[358] Yeah.
[359] And it breaks my heart that he didn't have someone to talk to about his situation.
[360] Oh, man. Man. Do you have another one?
[361] Yeah.
[362] Listen to this.
[363] Okay.
[364] I'm going to really going to sell it.
[365] This updric line is Salt Lake City Show and more.
[366] Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and Fur Babies.
[367] I encourage you not to use that introduction.
[368] Everyone's going to use it now.
[369] You know that, right?
[370] I have a story to add to the finding stuff in the walls.
[371] Mine comes from the other side, meaning someone who puts someone.
[372] there.
[373] Oh.
[374] Okay.
[375] I like it.
[376] Back in the 50s, my grandfather was like most men at the time, a raging alcoholic.
[377] Amen.
[378] I mean, it was an easier, it was easier to do.
[379] Okay.
[380] A raging alcoholic, womanizer, smoker, et cetera.
[381] I mean, everybody was a smoker in the 50s.
[382] He also was a part -time carpenter.
[383] One night, he was laying brick at a house and was trying to make some extra money to feed his habit, I'm sure.
[384] It's very judgmental about alcoholics.
[385] Anyway, he was doing what you do when you lay brick.
[386] My grandfather was a bricklayer, by the way, brag, brag, which was smoke and drink.
[387] As a granddaughter of a bricklayer, I would have to agree.
[388] Okay, his drink of choice was whiskey straight out of the bottle.
[389] Hell yes.
[390] Mine too.
[391] I just need, at least need a glass.
[392] I mean, look, I'm not judging anyone, but just give me a glass.
[393] I've told you this already, but the turning point moment in my alcoholic story arc was when I took the bottle down off the refrigerator one morning and took a long swig from it and then thought, I've gone past a point where I can go back.
[394] I love that you knew too.
[395] I just knew in my head, like, this has gotten very bad.
[396] Yeah.
[397] Yeah.
[398] I just need a vintage glass.
[399] Once I stop having a cute vintage glass, then I have a problem.
[400] Exactly.
[401] Yeah.
[402] That's a good, make that finish line for yourself.
[403] He eventually got so drunk.
[404] he forgot where he had put his bottle and sure shit he had built a wall right over it by this time the mortar was curing but it still crossed his mind that he should rip down that wall to get his whiskey he didn't do it though after he stopped drinking he told me the story aw he is long since passed and now whenever i pass that house i wonder what someone will say when they rip down that wall and find a bottle of whiskey not a haunting story but funny still i look forward to seeing you two live in Salt Lake City, Eric.
[405] Eric, that was great.
[406] Eric, amazing.
[407] You really, you really may turn this episode around.
[408] Eric, is your last name, Kilgariff?
[409] Because I feel like we know each other.
[410] Eric Kilgariff?
[411] That's a good name.
[412] Eric Kilgaric, maybe put a C on the end.
[413] Why not?
[414] Change the name.
[415] Just for fun.
[416] Thanks for listening.
[417] We'll see you this week, Salt Lake.
[418] And send to anything, clearly.
[419] Yes.
[420] To my favorite murder at Gmail.
[421] communicate with us.
[422] Let us know your weird shit, man. We like it.
[423] Yeah.
[424] Do you have an alien?
[425] Oh, can I request alien stories?
[426] You can.
[427] They make me very uncomfortable.
[428] Why?
[429] You don't believe in them?
[430] Do you think people are crazy if they see them?
[431] No, I think it's possible.
[432] I think anything is possible.
[433] Okay.
[434] And when I start to entertain that whole, like, storyline of aliens and the government hiding aliens from us, then being here, and like, sometimes it's that they control us or that we were being farmed for them and all that kind of shit.
[435] Jesus, this got dark.
[436] It goes into an area that I just start to panic.
[437] Area 51.
[438] Although I do watch ancient aliens because I think it's one of the best television shows on television shows on television.
[439] I mean, how are the pyramids made?
[440] Like, how were the pyramids made?
[441] Humans didn't just make them.
[442] They didn't just carry shit.
[443] We've always made everything.
[444] They're mathematically.
[445] Okay, ghost stories then, please.
[446] Yeah, all of it.
[447] No, you can do aliens.
[448] Just don't freak me out.
[449] I mean, I believe it aliens, but I don't think any of us have seen on.
[450] so I don't know why I'm requesting that.
[451] I think a lot of people have seen him.
[452] Don't say that part.
[453] Karen, don't say that part.
[454] Stephen, make Karen not say that part.
[455] Karen, there's Stephen make me someone who wouldn't say shit like that.
[456] Give me a better person, Stephen.
[457] Stay sexy.
[458] And don't get murdered.
[459] Bye.
[460] Elvis, want cookie?
[461] Yeah.
[462] Yeah.
[463] Do we just break this?
[464] Yeah.
[465] I'm sorry.