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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the Building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hi.
[17] It's my favorite murder minisode, uh, the special week.
[18] part of the series podcast series smaller episode where we read your hometowns did any of that make sense yeah I think all of it and yeah you guys email us your crazy weird hometowns or the thing that happened to your dad when he was in college or the thing that happened to your college roommate college doesn't have to be involved I didn't I didn't graduate from college what do I send in um how about Karen your uncle's college roommate.
[19] No one in my family's ever gone to college.
[20] It's a rule.
[21] It's the old Kilgariff way.
[22] All right.
[23] You want to start?
[24] Sure.
[25] Okay.
[26] Let's see here.
[27] All right.
[28] So this one is called Richard Ramirez, almost turned my mom into a murderer.
[29] Okay.
[30] You in?
[31] Loving it.
[32] Okay.
[33] Dear Karen, Georgia, stash master Stephen and fluff muff muffins.
[34] No and no. That's what I thought.
[35] Those last two are unacceptable.
[36] Okay.
[37] First, thank you for an amazing podcast.
[38] It has made the gym infinitely more tolerable and has given my murderino mind an insane amount of joy to be grateful for.
[39] That's nice.
[40] You all rock.
[41] Second, I have to note that the only reason I heard this story is that I finally cornered my mother into listening to your podcast while on a road trip.
[42] We finished the first episode and I looked at my mom, nervously calculating how long it was going to take for her to announce me a sick bastard.
[43] And she pensively said, that reminds me of the time I thought Richard Amar is.
[44] was going to kill me. Full fucking stop.
[45] Sidebar, I probably should have heard this story when I told her I worked at a show about the nightstocker, but whatever.
[46] So my parents lived in Anaheim in the early 80s.
[47] They were pastel walls.
[48] My mom had a terrifying perm.
[49] It was a scary time.
[50] It was a very scary time.
[51] I had one too.
[52] I was a few months old, and my older brother was three.
[53] My godmother was a nurse also living and working in the area who happened to live across the street from one of her co -workers who incidentally was attacked by Ramirez.
[54] She survived and ended up identifying later, identifying later in court.
[55] Wow.
[56] Anyway, mom's friend's coworker had been attacked in the house we were living in.
[57] It was an block of houses that for the most part had that, and this is an all cap super safe sliding glass door in the back.
[58] Important note, these sliding glass doors were a fave of Ramirez to get into houses.
[59] Yeah, because it's just that little clicky lock.
[60] Uh -huh.
[61] We had one of those two, and we did him the favor of never locking it.
[62] Oh, that's nice.
[63] To boot.
[64] That's, I feel like those sliding glass doors are like a part of 70 serial killers.
[65] Totally.
[66] It's like part of the horror.
[67] Yeah.
[68] I don't think, yeah.
[69] The sound of a sliding glass door being quietly opened at night.
[70] No, totally.
[71] I don't think in my entire childhood was there ever, everything on the, on the ground floor, including the doors and the windows and everything locked, ever, one time when it was all closed up.
[72] Just a different time and a different reality.
[73] Stupid time and a stupid reality.
[74] True.
[75] You know what I mean?
[76] Mm -hmm.
[77] Anyway, in the middle of the night, while my dad was away on a business trip, my mom woke up to the doorbell ringing.
[78] Oh.
[79] Horrible.
[80] Like any responsible woman alone with two children in the middle of the night during an active serial killer's rampage, she opened the door.
[81] It was the next door neighbor's girlfriend.
[82] She said that her boyfriend wasn't home, but she was too scared to go into her house because she swore she heard someone in there.
[83] In true horror film fashion, my mom thought, cool, I'll take you into your boyfriend's house and show you there's nothing to be afraid of.
[84] No. What?
[85] So the two unarmed young women go into a house all alone and choose to tour the house turning the lights on when they go into a room and then off.
[86] Save that electricity money, honey.
[87] What?
[88] Anyway, they get to the last room in the house, which is kind of a lofty area on the second floor.
[89] There's a door and four walls.
[90] So it sounds like a regular room to me, but that's how my mom described it anyway.
[91] Then I hear the sliding glass, sorry, then they hear the sliding glass door open.
[92] I just have to point out that, yes, I have a hard time speaking, but Stephen printed this in like 11 point font.
[93] Yeah.
[94] Do you see this?
[95] It's definitely passive aggressive, the way he printed up these stories.
[96] It's like he wants me to fail.
[97] Yeah, he's against us.
[98] that's clear.
[99] And we're just going to keep on seeing these signs.
[100] Then as luck would have it, they happened to be in a room where the neighbor kept his pistol.
[101] The girlfriend, who, P .S., is 20 years old, takes out the gun.
[102] My mom takes out the gun from, mom takes the gun from her and calls out.
[103] No one responds, but they hear footsteps coming up the stairs.
[104] Here's where I have to point out.
[105] My mom is a badass.
[106] She grew up on a farm and knows how to use fire.
[107] arms and always has a manicure.
[108] Yeah.
[109] Yeah, girl, perm that manicure.
[110] She checked the safety and aimed directly to the left of the door at the frame.
[111] The door opens, my mom adjusts her aim and notices that the person coming through the door is bald.
[112] Richard Ramirez, if you remember, had straight up Badal Sassoon curls.
[113] Oh, I remember.
[114] They weren't curls, really.
[115] More waves.
[116] But anyway.
[117] It was my dad.
[118] My mom almost shot my dad.
[119] He'd come back early from a business train.
[120] and when he found mom was gone from the house he went to check the next door the porch light was on but the front door was locked so he went around the back and found the back sliding glass door open not just unlocked fully opened oh shit he immediately then grew concern and thought something bad might have happened so instead of calling 911 he just went up the stairs without announcing himself wow super gallant almost got shot so as far as my hometown murder this specific facet is missing the murder part but very but very narrowly and I had to send it to you because it's a funny story.
[121] Please keep up the amazing show, stay sexy, don't get murdered.
[122] P .S., if you're inspired to, if you inspired me to teach my cat Atlas the word cookie and he meows like Elvis and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy, love JD.
[123] Fun.
[124] Fun, fun, fun, fun.
[125] That reminds me of the people that we met at the meet and greet in Anaheim and it was a mother -daughter and the mother was there the day that Richard Ramirez was running through that neighborhood in, was it Boyle Heights?
[126] Yeah.
[127] Or no, down there, right?
[128] It's Boyle Heights.
[129] No, no, no. It was Boyle Heights.
[130] She, he got caught in front of her house.
[131] Oh, oh, right.
[132] The cops got him down on the ground because the...
[133] No, I think that they, I don't know, something, it was in front of her house where he got, because it was like a block long street where they got caught.
[134] And the mom kept saying that everyone, all her neighbors were just going outside and like, and like, watching him being a and she was telling people to go back inside.
[135] Right, right.
[136] She was like, they were so crazy.
[137] Everyone was just out.
[138] Yeah.
[139] Like, you know, there was a serial killer loose.
[140] That's so funny.
[141] I was so, I told them I was very starstruck to meet her.
[142] She got to be right there, the scene of the crime.
[143] Okay.
[144] Let's see.
[145] This subject line is hometown murder.
[146] I'm writing to you about my favorite hometown murder.
[147] I'm from a man -made peninsula called Coronado Island in Southern California.
[148] It's part naval base, part resort city, and part very small beach.
[149] town.
[150] The author of the Wizard of Oz lived there too, and Coronado likely served as a major inspiration for that story.
[151] Because everyone's short.
[152] The bridge between Coronado and San Diego is the second deadliest suicide bridge in the United States.
[153] Golden Gate number one, baby.
[154] Anyway, that's not even my story.
[155] Every Tuesday at the Coronado Brewing Company was kids eat free night.
[156] So often my family went.
[157] And my favorite part of Tuesday night, was Bradley, a .k .a. Trick Tony, the magician and children's entertainer.
[158] No, red flag.
[159] Who made balloon animals, taught card tricks, and was an overall cool dude.
[160] Kill him.
[161] No. I don't trust him.
[162] Sorry.
[163] Until he stabbed his wife to death.
[164] I knew it.
[165] I told everyone in that town.
[166] I said, Cornado.
[167] Watch out for Trick Tony.
[168] You saw this coming.
[169] I saw it coming.
[170] So far away.
[171] Oh, sorry.
[172] Stabbed his wife to death, slashed a police dog who's okay now.
[173] Okay, thank God.
[174] And died under a hail of police fire.
[175] One time he was interviewed by the local news, a local news station, a charity function, and was like, quote, I'm here to make everyone smile.
[176] I think about this every time I do this one trick where you can make a salt shake or disappear under a napkin that I, an eight -year -old, paid him $2 to teach me. Oh, my God.
[177] It's all sad anyway.
[178] Thanks for doing you lovingly, Corey.
[179] That was perfect.
[180] That's hilarious.
[181] If you guys ever think you don't have enough to write in and it's not like insane enough.
[182] No. The perfection of that, because it's the details.
[183] That's right.
[184] Trick Tony.
[185] It's a salt shaker disappearing.
[186] It's one.
[187] You're like, you're a degree, you're not even a degree of separation away, but it's not like anything bad happened to you.
[188] But you, I mean, as a child probably did witness something bad.
[189] Well, yeah, but not, it doesn't have anything to do with the story, probably.
[190] No, yeah, just bad tricks, I mean.
[191] Oh, he witnessed magic.
[192] Just like a hacky.
[193] I see what you're saying.
[194] I see what you're saying.
[195] A hacky sack.
[196] Okay.
[197] Love it.
[198] Moving on to Muppet assisted attempted kidnapping.
[199] Muppet like the puppet?
[200] That's what it says.
[201] A special brand puppet called a Muppet.
[202] We're glad to say that.
[203] Tradefarks.
[204] We're getting a deal with the Jim Hens Incorporation.
[205] Great.
[206] Thanks for letting me know.
[207] Oh, yeah.
[208] Sorry, I'll call our lawyer on Tuesday.
[209] Fill me in.
[210] Guys, we're lying.
[211] You're going to like this.
[212] Hello, Karen.
[213] Georgia, Stephen, and all pets.
[214] Perfection.
[215] Right.
[216] There you go.
[217] Thanks so much for the podcast.
[218] I've been listening since episode four, and so you all got me through a cross -country road trip, moving states, walking around alone and a night in a new city.
[219] Don't do that.
[220] And much more so thanks.
[221] Thank you.
[222] You're welcome.
[223] You're welcome.
[224] Thank you.
[225] Thank you.
[226] Two people that I know of have tried to kidnap me. I lived in a con - That she knows of or he knows of.
[227] She, Anna.
[228] As far as I know.
[229] She's only aware of two.
[230] Yeah, okay.
[231] How many of us we might, we don't know.
[232] It's like that thing of eating spiders when you're asleep.
[233] You just don't know.
[234] What if I do know?
[235] I'm like one, eat spiders.
[236] Okay, I lived in a condo complex in Anaheim until I was 16.
[237] And when I was about three, my friend Becca and I were taking turns riding in my red wagon through the communal driveway.
[238] Becca's mom, Donna was supposed to be watching us because my dad was inside the house painting a picture of the Muppets.
[239] she said it was 1993 so some man came up and asked if we would like him to give us a ride in my wagon so like a polite single mom of the 90s Donna didn't say anything and let the man take us whoa went to my house and asked my dad if one of my uncles or other male relatives was in town when my dad said no they went back outside together only to see the strange only to see the stranger pulling Becca and me around the corner in the red wagon my dad started running after him shouted, hey, and when the man looked back and saw my dad, he took the fuck off running and we never saw him again.
[240] Whoa.
[241] Oh my God, everyone, the 90s need to stop it.
[242] It's so stupid.
[243] That's, in my child of the 70s mind, the fact that that happened in the 90s is unacceptable.
[244] It's so late in the time frame for me. Have you seen photos and commercials from the 90s?
[245] It's the same, it's, there's no time.
[246] I know.
[247] I know.
[248] But it's, to me, there's a, it just seems more recent.
[249] I know.
[250] There's no excuse for that.
[251] It's so crazy.
[252] Well, it's just a funny too that she's like, go ahead.
[253] Now I'm going to walk away and ask someone else if it's okay.
[254] I'm going to leave you guys alone.
[255] I'm going to trust a stranger man because he's telling me it's okay.
[256] And I don't trust him enough that I'm not going to, like I'm going to go ask someone about it.
[257] So I'm just staying out there with him.
[258] Instead of saying, get your own fucking two kids in a red wagon.
[259] Yeah.
[260] Calm down.
[261] Why do you want to play with children?
[262] Creedy man. Out of here.
[263] Or man with children?
[264] How about get out of the parking lot?
[265] Lead immediately.
[266] What are you doing?
[267] Okay.
[268] what are you doing in a parking lot anyway always no matter what if unless you're walking briskly through it from your car right taking your trash out maybe fucking lingering when you don't live there and then asking to play with children shoot on site goodbye shoot on sight I'm tired a few years later when I was in middle school I went to my friend Megan's house for a sleepover she lived in the same sketchy neighborhood we decided that we would quote sneak out even though we had nowhere to go remember that let's sneak out and you're just like I'm just going to wander around the fucking parking lot.
[269] Why are we so, no, I wandered around the entire neighborhood of my town.
[270] Really?
[271] Oh my God.
[272] Just walking around.
[273] Such idiots.
[274] And walked at about 3 a .m. to the local high school.
[275] On the way, we came across a middle -aged man who was walking alone, yelling snuggles, snuggles.
[276] Jesus Christ.
[277] We tried to walk quickly past him, but he came to us and asked if we could help him find his puppy.
[278] The classic.
[279] At the time, I remember thinking, you idiot, there are five of us and we're 12.
[280] We're too old to be kidnapped because I figured that was his MO.
[281] But this dude was real persistent and basically followed us for a couple hours until we got back into our neighborhood.
[282] Jesus Christ.
[283] How are we not all dead?
[284] For a real.
[285] For a long time, I thought that maybe, just maybe, he really was missing an adorable puppy.
[286] We were just heartless tweens who should have helped.
[287] But after being a woman in America for 27 years.
[288] I've come to realize he was 99 % definitely a dick -ass motherfucking creep who couldn't hold a boner longer than he could hold his breath.
[289] Wow.
[290] Anna has a way with words.
[291] Yeah, she knows.
[292] The 90s were a crazy time.
[293] My dad finished his portrait of the Muppets in case you were wondering.
[294] It hung in our hallway for years.
[295] He incorporated my face into the painting and it wasn't half bad.
[296] I beg you to send us that picture.
[297] Anna, what the fuck.
[298] A picture of that picture on me. No, I beg you to send us the fucking Pull it down from the wall.
[299] Please, they'll put it in a place of honor in the podcasting waft.
[300] It's portrait of the Muppets and then a little girl also painted in there.
[301] Oh my God.
[302] How creepy with that.
[303] She's like, it was great.
[304] I'm like, that would make me have nightmares forever.
[305] Send it ASAP stat.
[306] Lastly, finally, forgive any mistakes in this email.
[307] My roommates and I are watching up or catching up on Bachelor in Paradise.
[308] And as a result, pretty buzzed.
[309] Love you seriously, though, and SSGM, Anna.
[310] Oh, my God, Anna.
[311] Nice job.
[312] yeah fuck yes that was a real slice of life that's i really got to know anna on that email no murders in that in either of those but delightful well and also lots of tension lots of tension well good storytelling visuals of muppets i was thinking about that it's it's the it's the essence of all of these things everything we talk about it's just i did that nothing bad happened to me how did nothing that happen to me when i did these exact same things these stories that we read, these horrible true crime things we find out about.
[313] And you're like, it just parallels your life enough to scare the living shit out of you.
[314] Yeah.
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[334] Goodbye.
[335] Hey, this is exciting.
[336] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[337] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.
[338] But there's a mystery hang.
[339] over everyone, who killed Saz?
[340] And were they really after Charles?
[341] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[342] This season, murder hits close to home.
[343] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[344] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[345] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[346] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[347] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Davey, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[348] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[349] Goodbye.
[350] Okay.
[351] This subject line of this is my sister got me hooked on your show.
[352] Hi, Georgian Garrett.
[353] And I killed her?
[354] No. Real quick, I grew up in a shitty, dirty place called the Antelope Valley.
[355] I love when people hate their hometowns.
[356] Also, shitty dirty is a real good way to describe anything.
[357] I get it.
[358] I see it.
[359] I pick a picture in my mind's eye.
[360] An hour north of Los Angeles.
[361] Do you remember the Michelle O 'Keefe murder in 2000?
[362] I think her mom was even on Oprah or something.
[363] Spoiler alert, if you don't know it.
[364] It ended up being the security guard at the park and ride where she was parked.
[365] Well, I went to high school with her.
[366] We weren't friends or anything, but had friends in common and we were in the same class.
[367] I remember her being a nice chick and had nothing to do and had nothing to add to that, except that's some scary kind of shit knowing someone who was murdered.
[368] Oh, okay.
[369] That following summer, I moved to San Diego to live in a real city and be a grown -up.
[370] I guess I think I just really hated where it was from, yeah, we get it.
[371] And I found a nice girl on the internet to be roommates with, and we got our first apartment in a really sketchy area called North Park.
[372] It might be fine now, but it was scary as fuck back then.
[373] My roommate and I had a carport in the back of the complex, and this dude kept parking behind us blocking us in.
[374] I never met him and didn't know who he was.
[375] and one day I was just fed up and called a tow truck.
[376] It ended up being the guy upstairs from us, not a big complex, just six units.
[377] Freddie, my neighbor, came flying down the stairs, ready to beat the person's ass who was getting him towed.
[378] Turned out when he saw me, he changed his mind, and he told me later it was because I had great legs and he thought that I was sexy.
[379] So naturally we started hooking up.
[380] Oh, my God.
[381] I know he's selling weed and stuff, which is okay, I guess, because, you know, I'm 20.
[382] He tells me one day that someone owes him $10 ,000.
[383] And once he collects, wants to move somewhere else and maybe we'll live together.
[384] But he gets a little weird and I ended up telling him that I wanted to stop hooking up.
[385] The next night, I see him walk by my door to go out for the evening.
[386] And the following day when I get him from work, my roommate and his roommate are in my living room, both crying.
[387] Freddy was killed the night before, not long after I saw him.
[388] The morning after the killing, someone walked by his parked SUV and saw blood drops under the door on the street.
[389] It was believed that he had a passenger in the car, probably the person who owed him $10 ,000, um, shot him possibly with his own gun, locked the doors, and left.
[390] I had cops in my apartment not long after, questioning when I knew, which was nothing.
[391] I was a mess, scared as fuck, not knowing what was going on.
[392] I don't think the crime was ever solved, but shortly after my roommate and I, uh, moved to a nicer part of town like a mile away.
[393] I don't know anyone who's been, uh, anyone else who's been murdered.
[394] But hey, now I live in the Pacific Northwest where everyone's a serial killer.
[395] So maybe I'll get lucky.
[396] Love the show.
[397] Stay sexy, Kat.
[398] Oh, my God.
[399] That's so sad.
[400] It's terrible.
[401] How is that?
[402] Do we have another one?
[403] No. I mean, no, I think that's it.
[404] Well, there's the special end of the show from San Diego that you guys want.
[405] Oh, that's right.
[406] Oh, thanks, Stephen.
[407] This is magical.
[408] Magic.
[409] I cried.
[410] So we had a hometown at the end of our San Diego live show this past weekend, which is why we, we both sound like we're half asleep because we had a very busy and exciting fun weekend in San Diego and in Anaheim.
[411] But at the end of one of our shows, we called a guy named Victor Franco up because he said he had a hometown and he was there with his girlfriend of three years.
[412] It was their night of their anniversary.
[413] And so this is how that hometown happened.
[414] Are all ready for this?
[415] Is it time to do a hometown?
[416] Let's do it really quick.
[417] Can you get the lights up, please?
[418] Oh, we know this one because we, uh, we actually have, um, the one we want to do because it's, they sent it in already is Victor, Victor Franco, are you here?
[419] Is that you?
[420] Yeah.
[421] Is that you?
[422] Come on up.
[423] He sent us in a hometown and we like it.
[424] Yes, bring her.
[425] Yes.
[426] Come on.
[427] She's coming.
[428] Come on up, guys.
[429] Go that way.
[430] Go here.
[431] Here's some stairs.
[432] Can you come.
[433] I'm over here.
[434] Come on, guys.
[435] You can tell us together.
[436] We like when couples come together.
[437] Because usually he, one of them forgets a lot of information.
[438] I flew from Portland, Oregon today.
[439] Wait, from Portland.
[440] Come here.
[441] Take center stage.
[442] What's your name?
[443] I'm Stephanie.
[444] Hi.
[445] Hi.
[446] Good to meet you too.
[447] Thanks for being here.
[448] So wait, sorry.
[449] You just...
[450] Sorry, we flew here from Portland, Oregon today for my anniversary.
[451] I had no idea.
[452] Oh, it was a surprise trip?
[453] Surprise trip.
[454] Nice move.
[455] We drove by the marquee, and I just started uncontrollably sounding.
[456] You don't even know you were coming here?
[457] Oh, my God.
[458] That's a good surprise because you took her out of state.
[459] I took her out of state.
[460] Yeah.
[461] It's really smart.
[462] Oh, we got another one?
[463] Oh, nice.
[464] Yes, everybody gets a microphone.
[465] Do you have a hometown?
[466] We do.
[467] It was the...
[468] Is that why you ask me your name?
[469] Yes.
[470] Is that what we're doing?
[471] Yeah.
[472] Do it, do it.
[473] Okay, so we have this friend...
[474] And happy anniversary, back.
[475] Yeah, thank you.
[476] I mean, it's fun.
[477] That's fun.
[478] Allie.
[479] And Allie was friends with this old woman named Mary Lee, and she just looked like a cute little apple -faced, like, old woman, and she walked with a walker.
[480] And one day on Facebook, Allie was like, has anyone seen or heard from Mary Lee?
[481] Like, it's been a long time when we're getting worried.
[482] and so I start Googling everything you know of course of course as we do found out that Mary Lee's car was found abandoned by the police and then a few days later they found her body like in the trunk of her own car and she was handcuffed and there was a bag of crackers in with her and so like I don't and some water oh my God like I really don't I don't know what the plan was there, but, and so they, and it's still, this is still ongoing.
[483] They don't know who did it still?
[484] Not yet.
[485] No, like no one's been caught.
[486] But she was at my best friend's wedding.
[487] Oh, my God.
[488] You know, so that's how we were like, hey, like, what happened?
[489] Yeah.
[490] You know, what happened with her?
[491] And she, they still don't know.
[492] Wow.
[493] Crazy.
[494] That's crazy.
[495] And that's in Portland?
[496] Yeah, in Portland, Oregon.
[497] Yeah, cool.
[498] That's not, guys.
[499] I wish I had time to prepare.
[500] You could have thrown some pictures up.
[501] Yeah.
[502] We could have acted it out.
[503] Anyway.
[504] Well, yeah.
[505] The reason we are here and the reason they invited us up is because...
[506] Get the fuck out.
[507] I just want to tell you that you're my best friend, my soulmates, the love of my life.
[508] And I couldn't imagine my life without you.
[509] And that being said, Stephanie Meenie, will you give me the honor of being my wife?
[510] She said yes.
[511] She said yes.
[512] The first person she hugs.
[513] Thank you guys.
[514] This is nerve wracking.
[515] Sorry, guys.
[516] I know.
[517] Is it crazy?
[518] That's amazing.
[519] Absolutely.
[520] Wait, let's see that ring.
[521] It's fucking gorgeous.
[522] Holy shit.
[523] I know.
[524] That is humongous.
[525] You can see it.
[526] Look, look, look.
[527] Well done.
[528] Thanks, you guys.
[529] Thank you, guys.
[530] That was awesome.
[531] I did too.
[532] Oh my God.
[533] I love it when they say you're my best friend.
[534] I know.
[535] She's hugging people.
[536] high fives all the way down parts of life.
[537] I just started shaking when they came up here and I was like, oh my God, I know what's happening.
[538] And I was like, don't say it to her.
[539] Like, oh, it's your anniversary and you're getting engaged?
[540] Like, don't fucking say that, Georgia.
[541] Oh, my God.
[542] Can you believe you're getting engaged?
[543] Oh, whoops, hold on.
[544] That's so me. It's like I accidentally flashed my cooch and then I tell this girl she's getting engaged.
[545] Like, that's me. I wouldn't say it out loud, but I would just keep getting, The reason I wasn't looking at us because I would absolutely give her meaningful eye contact that made no sense.
[546] I would just be like, hmm.
[547] Congratulations, you guys.
[548] Thank you.
[549] That's so fun.
[550] I know it wasn't her choice, but thank you for letting us be a part of that.
[551] That was so beautiful.
[552] Thanks for letting us force our way into your engagement that then when she stood up, or when I mean, when she got that ring on her ricker, you're the first person she had.
[553] Well, she turned to me. She turned.
[554] She was like this, and I should have done, ah.
[555] I feel like we're a huge part of this marriage.
[556] We'll do whatever we can to not disappoint you guys and not be able to have to make up a new engagement story because you don't want to include us in it anymore.
[557] They blew it.
[558] Stay sexy.
[559] And don't...