MFM Minisode 106

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] Hey, this is exciting.

[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.

[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[5] Who killed Saz?

[6] And were they really after Charles?

[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[8] This season, murder hits close to home.

[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[14] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[15] Goodbye.

[16] Hello.

[17] Hi.

[18] And welcome to this week's minisode.

[19] Hi, welcome.

[20] Thank you.

[21] Here you go.

[22] My favorite murder.

[23] murder the minis episode we're doing great this is we know the name of it uh -huh we know to tell it to you at the top well i know my name's georgia and i know my name's karen and that's all you need to and if you thought the names were reversed from the faces that's your fucking problem we don't want to hear about it and guess what you're not alone most people it's freak out we've heard it over 800 ,000 times it's common practice that's right also yes go to shows by yourself and also yes dress up for things if you feel like dressing up for them.

[24] And that's all the news that's needed to print.

[25] Good night, San Diego.

[26] Stay classy.

[27] Okay, the first, this first one, the subject line is the swap team invaded my band practice.

[28] Yay.

[29] Dear Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and Associates.

[30] I live about a half an hour outside of Cleveland in a town where not much happens, usually all caps.

[31] Here's some necessary background information.

[32] My high school was positioned remarkably close to a motel six with only a patch of forest separating the properties.

[33] That seems wrong.

[34] The scariest patch of land in all of the...

[35] I feel like motels shouldn't be allowed near schools.

[36] Or forests.

[37] Forests worse so, I think.

[38] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[39] Someone from out of...

[40] They do what they do in the motel and then they go hide in the forest about it.

[41] Listen, no shame if that's all you can afford.

[42] Just don't stay near fucking high school.

[43] And stop doing creepy shit in the forest.

[44] All right.

[45] So...

[46] Great.

[47] Oh, the first line is all right.

[48] All right.

[49] So my marching band would have to practice in the middle of the school day to rehearse for football games and competitions and on this particular day it was nice enough to practice on the football field my directors would stand at the top of the bleachers to get a good view of our forms and such and we would often look to them for critiques and directions about halfway through our practice we were playing through our show when we noticed one of the directors sprinting down the bleachers imagine how dangerous that is to run down bleachers teeth gone oh just face first just my ankle would roll the second my foot took off.

[50] A hundred percent.

[51] And disappearing.

[52] Strange.

[53] We kept playing as we had not been instructed to stop.

[54] The next thing we knew, at the literal corner of our eyes, we see tons of police cars speeding into the parking lot and a literal SWAT team running through the bleachers.

[55] At this point, the other director cuts us off as a SWAT team member whispered in her ear.

[56] Oh my God.

[57] Hot.

[58] She got on the megaphone and said, um, everyone just please go and right now.

[59] I need you to run.

[60] Oh my God.

[61] Uh -huh.

[62] We were very confused and totally freaked out, so we did as we were told and picked up our instruments and sprinted inside.

[63] Leave your instrument.

[64] Save the trombone.

[65] My murder and herself looking back the whole way to see, uh, to try to see what was happening.

[66] Once we'd all made it back inside, the directors told us that a man who committed double homicide a few towns over and had been on the run for over a month, had been staying at the motel six.

[67] Oh.

[68] Police got word of his location.

[69] and when the murderer heard them coming, he ran across the woods and was hiding behind the bleachers, all caps, the whole time we were practicing.

[70] He loved music.

[71] He loved a band marching.

[72] He loves the song Tusk in all the different ways it's played.

[73] The whole arrest happened so fast that the students inside were taken out of lockdown very quickly, but we were out in the open the whole fucking time.

[74] No one ended up getting hurt, no shots were fired.

[75] We did get a lot of attention that afternoon, being the only great.

[76] of students with any intel of the incident, which, as band nerds, was pretty cool.

[77] Yeah.

[78] Stay sexy and don't keep playing your clarinet.

[79] If you see law enforcement raiding the stadium, Nikki.

[80] But why did the one guy run?

[81] First guy.

[82] First guy probably ran to see what was happening.

[83] Okay.

[84] He wasn't like leaving the students in the Dost and being like, go bye.

[85] He was like the coward of the group.

[86] Yeah, he's like, I'm going to save myself.

[87] Fuck you nerd.

[88] I would love that if that was like, that was actually the football coach that had just gone up to tell the band leader or something, and then he sees the SWAT team and screams and cries and runs away.

[89] Save yourselves.

[90] Everyone trumbo.

[91] That's amazing.

[92] Okay.

[93] This is from my cousin, Eliza Spear, who's a singer -songwriter.

[94] She just put it out a new single.

[95] I'm fucking supporting her.

[96] And I was like, yo, I know your mom knows a murderer.

[97] Get her to tell me your story.

[98] Oh, nice.

[99] So shit.

[100] It's a plug and play.

[101] Go for it.

[102] It's how it works.

[103] She's a darling and I love her and she's an incredible musician.

[104] Anyways.

[105] Okay.

[106] Eliza says, hello, here is my mom's murder story.

[107] In 1991, my mom landed a job at Peterson Publishing after college, which published several car magazines.

[108] In her first year, working with Peterson, Charlie Rathburn, a car photographer, would come in and give his photographs to my mom.

[109] My mom eventually left the company because she felt the objectification of women by one of the magazine's swimsuit issue was wrong, and she didn't want her name associated with that.

[110] My cousin, Nancy, is a fucking saint.

[111] cool love her four years later and I wrote about this dude in the book this is insane four years later at another part of the city linda sobeck was a 27 year old swimsuit model who was formerly a cheerleader for the raiders she was known by her friends as the fabric that kept them all together and she was well liked by the majority of people around her she was on the phone to her mother on Thursday November 16th 1995 when she cut the conversation short saying she said she needed to go to a daytime shoot and she would call her mother back after that her mother never got the call, and it was then that they began to worry.

[112] A road worker in the Angeles National Forest found photos of Sobeck in the trash, along with a Lexus receipt signed by Charlie Rathburn, the photographer, showing permission to loan the Lexus for the shoot.

[113] The police had their first lead.

[114] They approached Rathburn in his Hollywood home.

[115] He was drunk and threatening to kill himself, and once in custody, he confessed to killing Sobeck.

[116] Rathburn led police 25 miles north of Los Angeles in the Angeles National Forest, where he had buried Sobeck days before.

[117] He told the police he had accidentally struck her with a car during a photo shoot for Auto Week magazine and that he panicked and hit her body out of fear.

[118] Fucking bullshit.

[119] The story seemed far fetched, and the investigators didn't believe it.

[120] The autopsy revealed no broken bones and no traumatic injuries that would come from being hit by a car.

[121] During the trial, he changed his story saying that he strangled Sobeck when an argument got out of hand.

[122] The trial found him guilty of first -degree murder and sexual assault, and he was sentenced to life in prison, and he still resides in a California institution for men today.

[123] He's 60 years old.

[124] My mom told me that every time he would deliver photographs to her, he didn't show any emotion.

[125] She says it was as if he was a robot, quote, he would say nothing.

[126] He would just walk in, stand in front of my desk, and hand me his photos in their sleeve, and just walk away.

[127] No greeting, no smile.

[128] And my cousin, Nancy was like really cute, you know?

[129] So maybe, I don't know.

[130] There you go.

[131] know if you need any more information or anything of that nature.

[132] There was also a murder in front of my house about six months ago.

[133] That is a crazy story if you want to hear about that one.

[134] It was a brother and sister stabbing kind of ordeal that ended in front of my house.

[135] Crazy shit.

[136] Talk soon.

[137] Eliza.

[138] What?

[139] You better talk to her very soon.

[140] I know.

[141] I'm like, okay, give me that one.

[142] Why is she saying brother, sister, stabbing ordeal like it's something that we all know about?

[143] Truly.

[144] I'll kill her myself.

[145] You know how that goes when you stab your brother or sister in an ordeal.

[146] Eliza.

[147] Eliza.

[148] Eliza Spear, check her out on Spotify.

[149] We'll have to get that.

[150] It's Linda Sobeck, right?

[151] Yeah.

[152] That is a very, that all of the true crime shows have covered that story.

[153] Because she is the classic, like, beautiful, blonde L .A. You know, actress model that gets murdered.

[154] And she, I write, it's in the book in one of my stories that's, I should have been killed in it.

[155] But she would never go alone on shoots.

[156] Like, that was a rule.

[157] But she had had lunch with him that.

[158] day and was like he seems fine and went like broke her own rule right and so she's like he seems like a robot he perfect that'll be that's very safe yeah first do no harm the poor baby okay there's no subject line on this one but hey guys i was backpacking through thailand last month and met a german tourist who shared a story with me that i thought you'd appreciate my new german friend was out swimming one day in koi fifi that's a full guest sure um Or koi -fi -fi -fi.

[159] Oi -be.

[160] Cover all your bases.

[161] This is an island on the south end of Thailand.

[162] Somewhat later in the evening, suddenly a lady on the beach started shouting about a person floating out in the water that appeared to be drowning.

[163] This person was floating just past the buoy line indicating the end of the designated swim zone.

[164] I guess my new German friend had some previous lifeguarding experience and decided to be the hero and swim out to rescue him.

[165] When he finally reached the person in the water, he realized.

[166] that they were blue.

[167] Oh!

[168] Yes, blue.

[169] And had a large gouge out of their forehead.

[170] Oh, my God.

[171] The person he had swum out to save was actually a corpse and appeared to have been dead for some time.

[172] Oh, my God.

[173] The German guy dragged the body into shore upon further inspection of the corpse realized he knew the guy.

[174] No. Yes, this man was on one of his tour groups only two days earlier.

[175] The authorities were called, and it was extrapolated that his was.

[176] Oh, that he was struck in the head by a boat while swimming outside the beach's designated swim zone.

[177] Hope you enjoyed this story.

[178] Stay sexy and don't swim past the booie line.

[179] Oh, man. Isn't that nuts?

[180] That's maybe one of the Nazis we've had.

[181] That's so nuts.

[182] And what a weird feeling because you only know that person two days were.

[183] But you also know them enough as a person to be like, holy good God.

[184] And what a bummer way to go, man. Hopefully it was fast.

[185] Yeah.

[186] And hopefully the boating person didn't know that he had just done that and then just kept boating away into the fucking sun rise set.

[187] Did you, sorry.

[188] Did you see there's sidebar article discussion.

[189] They just discovered.

[190] Wait, what?

[191] They just discovered a shark.

[192] Oh, no. What's going to be?

[193] They just discovered a shark in Greenland that's 400 years old.

[194] No. And Stephen, please find the picture.

[195] because it doesn't have any teeth and its eyes are kind of like, what?

[196] It's like, someone kill me, please.

[197] It looks like a cartoon of a worried shark.

[198] And it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[199] Just thinking of like horrible ocean things.

[200] But there's also some great things happening in the ocean too.

[201] Oh, an old man shark.

[202] I've seen it.

[203] There's one picture that's from the teeth.

[204] You can see the mouth.

[205] He's like enough already.

[206] It's a woman, of course.

[207] She's like, enough already.

[208] She's like, kill me now.

[209] 300 years ago, I was done with this shit.

[210] She's like, no, I can't join Tinder.

[211] Yeah, this water tastes like gasoline.

[212] Can I get out of here?

[213] I was, I swam around with everything.

[214] Isn't that the best?

[215] She's like, Trump's president.

[216] Let me fucking leave this world already.

[217] Where's the one where?

[218] There's one where it literally looks like someone went and pulled every tooth out of her mouth.

[219] How cute would a shark without teeth be?

[220] Like, you could, like, it's like a snake without venom.

[221] You'd be like, oh, you're going to bite me?

[222] I know.

[223] Oh, you gum my arm.

[224] You funny little thing.

[225] Some applesauce?

[226] You're scratching this shark.

[227] 400 years old, though.

[228] Bananas.

[229] Sharks are aliens.

[230] Stephen brought up sharks with human teeth.

[231] I think it was, I forget, it was the shark tank murder in Australia.

[232] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[233] We, like, threw one of these up on the stage.

[234] Just for fun.

[235] The best.

[236] Listen, they're aliens.

[237] It's crazy.

[238] Look.

[239] Look, listen.

[240] Okay, this is called, my mom tried to hire a crime scene photographer for our wedding photography.

[241] see which normally I wouldn't tell you this like the subject line to ruin it but it's just so funny it's so good I don't even need to read you the rest of it really hi ladies Stephen and fur associates here's a quick little fun slash creepy story thanks to my wonderfully odd mutter mutter wow hello mutter hello mutter last year I was busy planning my wedding turns out you have to hire a wedding photographer close to a year before the wedding who's supposed to know this question right question I fucking agree I was and I was running out of options whilst in the midst of stress and frustration I asked my mom for help.

[242] She earnestly asked one of her oldest friends, let's call him Stephen, to be our photographer.

[243] Stephen used to be the police commissioner for Western Australia and had an esteemed career in homicide investigation.

[244] Oh, great.

[245] Okay.

[246] I responded quite confused.

[247] I didn't know Stephen was a photographer, to which my mother earnestly and extremely casually replied, well, he used to be a crime scene photographer for the police, for the police, you know, photographing dead bodies and that kind of thing.

[248] He took the photos at our wedding, too.

[249] And for someone who's used to photographing dead bodies, he photographed live ones pretty well.

[250] Oh, okay.

[251] Thanks, Mom.

[252] I didn't end up hiring Stephen as a photographer.

[253] But looking back, I kind of regret it.

[254] Not many people lived to tell the tale that they were photographed by a homicide photographer.

[255] Yes.

[256] S -S -D -G -M, Emma.

[257] Emma, these are the things we have to grab onto in life.

[258] We're not aiming for perfection.

[259] We're aiming for pictures.

[260] have a good story behind that.

[261] That's right.

[262] That's all you want.

[263] My fucking wedding photographer was on acid for most of my wedding.

[264] Imagine looking through George's wedding album.

[265] They are trippy.

[266] It's a joy.

[267] Just a lot of patterns.

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[269] Absolutely.

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[287] Goodbye.

[288] Hey, this is exciting.

[289] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[290] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detective.

[291] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[292] Who killed Saz?

[293] And were they really after Charles?

[294] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[295] This season, murder hits close to home.

[296] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[297] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[298] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[299] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[300] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Devine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[301] Only Martyrs in the Building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[302] Bye.

[303] Okay, here's my last one.

[304] I think I won't read you the subject line.

[305] Okay, just in case.

[306] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[307] I love the not knowing.

[308] Okay, good.

[309] Hi, all, including Stephen and Pets.

[310] Please allow me a moment to share one of the most embarrassing moments of my teaching career thus far.

[311] Yes, please.

[312] Please support teachers, Los Angeles, teachers are on strike right now and I think one of the main things they're striking for is smaller class sizes but all teachers should be paid more it's a travesty how little teachers get paid it's also very sexist yeah it is because it's fucking the majority are female it's totally a feminism fucking cause it absolutely is and and on top of that um what they do it's in people's mind's very easy to get it let it be relegated to this is like some kind of advanced babysitting these people are raising your children They're raising your children They're making their future What it's going to be And if you can't Like please try to figure out If there's any support groups In your area to support teachers To pay for school lunches To pay for supplies But if you live in the Los Angeles area And there's a strike fund That you can donate money to And they would really help a lot of people Because people are, I mean this It's getting so serious Yeah 100 % Sorry There And there I said it Okay, I spent a few lovely years as a music teacher and a choir director at a smallish Catholic school.

[313] Part of my job was taking my 35 middle school choir students on a big overnight trip every year.

[314] It was always spectacularly stressful, and I spent most of the year worried about it.

[315] My last year there, I took the kids to New Orleans.

[316] Luckily, my principal was kind enough to hire a friend of hers as the travel agent, and he planned all of our excursions, lodging, and travel.

[317] Big load off me. Our second day there, we finished most of our stuff for the, the day, including my sweet kids singing for the local church service, directly after we were booked on what the travel agent had described as a, quote, haunted museum tour.

[318] I thought it sounded neat and figured it would be just spooky enough for a group of six to eighth graders.

[319] We all get off the bus and go inside and the tour takes us up into a little apartment.

[320] And y 'all, it was not a haunted museum.

[321] It was a tour of the actual real life apartment where Zach Bowen killed and dismembered and cooked the body of his girlfriend.

[322] Oh, no. I took a bunch of 11 to 13 -year -old, 11 -to -13 -year -old religious children to a murder house.

[323] The tour included seeing the kitchen and fridge where he cooked her and the bathtub where she was dismembered.

[324] It's not even a historical murder.

[325] It's like a recent, really sad, awful.

[326] Mental illness.

[327] Fuck.

[328] Who put that on a tour?

[329] Nobody.

[330] One of my, so they saw the kitchen, fridge, and bathtub.

[331] one of my over dramatic choir girls claimed she heard something whisper her name and spent the rest of the evening crying about it while one of the workers in the voodoo shop downstairs comforted her and then just a separate line it was a weird night stay sexy and I don't know please just Google the itinerary destinations next time Michaela I feel like if Vince hadn't stepped in as our tour manager that's basically what our tours would be like and it would be like why are we here what's up everybody in the tour voodoo shop.

[332] That's right.

[333] It just have gone downhill.

[334] Oh, that's awful.

[335] Isn't that...

[336] I wonder if any murderinos were made that day, though.

[337] I mean, you know a couple's eyes were sparked, where they were just like, wait, sorry, what is this?

[338] I just can't help.

[339] As a not popular kid when I was younger, the girl who's crying and needs all the attention because she heard someone whisper her name, I kind of want to smack her in the face.

[340] Yes or no. Like, shut up, Cecilia.

[341] Well, as the girl who grew up telling you.

[342] Cecilia to shut up to her face?

[343] Yes, I agree with you.

[344] Cecilia, nobody, there's no such thing as ghosts.

[345] Shut up.

[346] Also, just crying, you have to save crying at school for when it's an advanced situation.

[347] If you cry because you think you hear someone with spirit name and you're kind of generally scared.

[348] Yeah.

[349] That's a boy that cries wolf situation.

[350] You're going to play that card out.

[351] No one will care.

[352] You're the crier.

[353] You're the crier.

[354] Yeah.

[355] Don't be the crier.

[356] Save it.

[357] Save the crying for when it really matters.

[358] Right.

[359] Aliens, for example.

[360] Or a dance.

[361] Oh, is there a story there?

[362] Okay, this is called Unexpected Visitor.

[363] Hi, Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and pets.

[364] Today, I was listening to a hometown where a woman walked back into her apartment after doing laundry to find someone chilling behind her door.

[365] This reminded me of a fun story I could share from my time at grad school at the University of South Dakota.

[366] During my second year, I was working on my finals for the spring semester.

[367] I hadn't locked my door because I was expecting a friend of mine to come over later that night to hang out.

[368] Then she writes, I know very stupid.

[369] it's not you're fine you're fine while at my computer in the living room i heard the door open and someone walk in i turned around at my desk to say hello when i realized this was not my friend but a complete stranger who just waltzed in my apartment this guy was about six feet tall and muscular as hell not to mention high as balls oh no he casually walked through the apartment sat down on my couch across from my desk and pulled out a pipe he looked at me and said hey what's up Recognizing that glazed over look in his eyes, I decided that freaking out at him may not be my best option.

[370] So I calmly responded, not much, you?

[371] He said he was good, and then he offered me a hit off his pipe.

[372] I respectfully declined since I needed to, quote, focus on my finals.

[373] After a few minutes past of us sitting there in complete silence, I asked if he needed anything.

[374] He politely responded, no, stood up, and started looking through my apartment.

[375] About this time, the friend that I was expecting walked through the door, he saw the guy rifling through some of my stuff and did a couple double takes between the stranger and me. Reading the room pretty well, he looked at me without speaking and gave me the who the fuck is this look.

[376] And I responded with a no fucking idea look.

[377] My friend calmly walked by the stranger to sit on the couch.

[378] The stranger then offered my friend a hit and he declined as well.

[379] Finally, after what must have been about 15 more minutes of silence and snooping, the guy seemed to get bored of the situation and said, I'm out of here.

[380] He grabbed his pipe and also one of my large textbooks that was sitting on the coffee table and shoved them down the back of his sweatpants.

[381] Yes.

[382] All caps.

[383] He then waved goodbye and walked out of the door.

[384] We watched him walk away from my balcony with a weird gate that I assume was to try to prevent the textbook from slipping farther into his crack.

[385] After he was far enough away, I looked around the apartment to see if he had grabbed anything else.

[386] Not that there was much to find since I was a poor as fuck grad student, but he only took the book.

[387] To this day, I have no idea.

[388] who that guy was or why he decided to grab a giant textbook of stage lighting from one of my theater classes.

[389] But I hope that he got a couple bucks off a half -priced books or something to buy some more weed or a backpack for his next heist.

[390] Stay sexy and lock your damn door, you stupid college student, Natalie.

[391] Whoa.

[392] It's that thing when Vince is leaving and he'll yell, you know, we live in an apartment complex, so there's like a hallway, he'll yell.

[393] locking the door and closes the door.

[394] And I'm like, you just let everyone in the fucking building know that the door is not locked.

[395] And someone's in the house.

[396] Just like a bandit around the corner.

[397] Like, oh, I was going to go over there, but I'm going over here now.

[398] Finally.

[399] That's the weirdest thing, too, is that guy could have been a graduate student with her.

[400] Right.

[401] Like, that guy could just have hit, like, taken some weird pot that was actually angel dust and been on a whole different, like, or he could have been like, he could have thought it was his friend's apartment and tried to play it off.

[402] but he was like, the girl who was there acted like she knew me, so I had to stick around.

[403] Yeah.

[404] And then I just stole a book because I'm high.

[405] Yeah.

[406] And then that book looked really nice.

[407] And so I put it in my sweaty underpants.

[408] I put it down my butt.

[409] Ew.

[410] College is hard in so many ways.

[411] And not just because of finals, I'm assuming.

[412] I've never had one.

[413] I don't know.

[414] I couldn't, yeah.

[415] I've never had a finale on college.

[416] Never participated in any of those kind of testing situations.

[417] And I never studied.

[418] I just didn't care.

[419] No, I remember the day I quit.

[420] college was a night we all got together to like for history final studying and I hadn't read one page of the book and I was just sitting there and I was just like this thing that turned in me where I was like I'm not doing this anymore it's like oh I don't belong here no who am I think I was going to be outside of high school who and also what are what are they doing I was just looking at my friends like what is the your goal I don't get what any of us are doing you got to have that goal and I just never had any I didn't have the vision I didn't have the eye of And look at us now.

[421] We basically got life Lasix.

[422] And now we have a vision.

[423] We have permanent tiger eyes.

[424] Send us your, just any fucking story.

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[428] And like, thank you guys.

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[435] And don't get murdered.

[436] Goodbye.

[437] Elvis, do you want a cookie?