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[15] I know that many of you recently here, because I was getting chased around all weekend about it still, are tired of the amount that we and the sports media in general talks about LeBron.
[16] I do want to just celebrate for a moment.
[17] LeBron's going to outlast Skip Bayliss, who's been chasing him around.
[18] I do want to absorb for a moment the idea that LeBron James at his age, the oldest player in the league, would take out Germany in the Olympics, while Wade and Mello were on podcasts telling you what could have and should have been, Wade's like, if I hadn't been injured, I'd go after Michael Jordan, and Carmelo's like, I had a chance, but I didn't want to be the fourth option with Bosch, LeBron, and Wade.
[19] I could have been a part of that team.
[20] The idea that the two of them are doing their media careers while LeBron wins internationally is the oldest player in the league, please do not allow the celebration of Tom Brady and Diana Tarasi and what some athletes are able to do in their 40s to not allow you to absorb the greatness that is still on display when LeBron is carrying Team USA over Germany.
[21] It's one thing to dominate your NBA team.
[22] It's like, all right, there's a couple stars on every team.
[23] He's still the best player in his team.
[24] That's not surprising.
[25] He's on a team now with all the best players in this league.
[26] And it's just, I'm the guy at the end, give me the ball, 40 -something years old.
[27] Like, I know it's, we've said it too much with LeBron, but it's just unbelievable.
[28] I'm telling you that I made fun of the decline of Team USA when they were having close games against Carlos Arroyo and a Puerto Rico team that I was making fun of the center with Jell in his hair who was 40.
[29] In other words, LeBron's age.
[30] LeBron is now the center I was making fun of for Puerto Rico that was challenging the dream teams.
[31] Ortiz was his name, right?
[32] The Puerto Rican guy who had gel in his hair.
[33] I was making fun of that Puerto Rican team because it was Carlos Arroyo and this 40 -year -old center Ortiz.
[34] LeBron is now the 40 -year -old.
[35] I do want to talk with you guys about what Mello and Wade were doing last week as we get into.
[36] the history writing portions of Mello and Wade telling you, hey, it can be Anthony Edwards and Jason Tatum's league now, but you're not going to forget what we built over the last 15 years that everyone has had to topple here, because I do want to take some inventory of what these guys did to the sport over the last 15 years for better or for worse.
[37] Yeah.
[38] Was it tough as hell?
[39] Yeah, it was tough.
[40] But also, too, I think I was the perfect person to play that role.
[41] It ain't a lot of people that could play that role.
[42] amazing player, but you got to work around him.
[43] Right.
[44] And you, to work with him.
[45] And so as you've seen, the first years we were together, we did everything together.
[46] Right.
[47] We did every interview together.
[48] Every press conference.
[49] Every time you've seen him, you see me. Because we had to be so locked, step, because I knew everybody was going.
[50] Nobody wanted it.
[51] My team didn't want it.
[52] My family didn't want it.
[53] They were pissed.
[54] Brown team didn't.
[55] Brown team didn't want it.
[56] No one wanted that to happen.
[57] The game of basketball didn't want to happen.
[58] So I made sure I linked myself to Abra even more because I knew we had to be so tight or it was going to be a failure.
[59] And we didn't want to, and I didn't want to be a part of that.
[60] And so there we go.
[61] Tony, I can't hear your microphone.
[62] What are your thoughts, Greg, on the idea that Carmelo was saying in the middle of all of that.
[63] Carmelo is saying, I didn't want to be the fourth option with Wade and Bosch, not in my prime, and LeBron.
[64] Right.
[65] Yeah, I mean, that's his ego talking.
[66] He didn't want to be a role player at that point in his career, I guess.
[67] What Wade just said, though, that didn't happen right away.
[68] Like, I think it was his second, it was the second season when Wade finally said, it's LeBron's team.
[69] Oh, no, but what did happen right away is they were giving all those press conferences next to each other.
[70] In fact, it was super unusual in that LeBron wanted to get here.
[71] And look, man, let's examine this for a second because these people changed what the sport has been over 15 years in a number of different ways, playing it positionlessly, the moves that have had to be made to countermeasure what it is that Wade was saying that nobody wanted there.
[72] What is the legacy of those 15 years in terms of altering the power the way those guys did so much so, turning it into a. AAU buddies who are just going to control the sports by teaming up their powers, for Mello to say, I didn't want to be the fourth option in my prime, I wasn't going to give up what it is that it would have had to be given up in order to join what would then end up altering the sport.
[73] Yeah, and Wade did exactly that, right?
[74] Wade sacrificed himself to fit with LeBron.
[75] And it took a minute to get there for him, I think.
[76] But he did.
[77] And that's part of Wade's great legacy, I think, that isn't talked about enough, is how he sacrificed his ego and his structure in the pecking order to be second fiddle to LeBron.
[78] And rightly so.
[79] Can I just go back for a second?
[80] Wade is on Mello's podcast.
[81] They haven't played in a long time.
[82] What is LeBron doing holding the ball in all the importance?
[83] minutes as we're playing for our country still at the end of these basketball games.
[84] What is it about his body, his endurance, his will, his greatness that allows him to dwarf even giants like Wade and Mello as the oldest player in the league right now, hiring his son, hiring his coach, running the Lakers, running Hollywood, running Team USA.
[85] He'd run Team U .S .B if Billy got his wish.
[86] of having a second team USA in the tournament.
[87] Dan, you know who was locked in, Jose Ortiz?
[88] You nailed it, by the way.
[89] He was 40 years old at the time of the 2004 Olympics.
[90] Played for the Kangrejo de Santorze.
[91] Chale Sonin had suggestions as to why this is happening.
[92] Yeah.
[93] We all just kind of ignored him, though, because we didn't like his suggestion.
[94] No, that's probably what's happening.
[95] We just stopped carrying about where it is that these guys wins in the margins.
[96] If they're all cheating, all the other cheaters should cheat better.
[97] or if LeBron's cheating better than they are?
[98] I hate to fact -check Dwayne Wade when he said no one wanted them to get together.
[99] I wanted them to get together.
[100] I very much so wanted them to get together.
[101] In fact, I went out and I celebrated the night that they got together.
[102] They hadn't won or done anything, but I went out with my Dwayne Wade jersey to La Carretta, and I was celebrating with a pot and a pan the fact that the big three came together.
[103] So the idea that no one wanted this to happen, Fooey.
[104] How is it that we're learning for the first time that their families didn't want it.
[105] That's not true.
[106] Okay, so he's lying now?
[107] I'm not saying that.
[108] That is what, that's exactly what you said.
[109] No, I mean, if someone writes a nonfiction story, would you say they're a liar?
[110] No, they just are piecing together nonfiction.
[111] You think that what Dwayne is doing there is noveling?
[112] I think that, you know, I mean, sometimes...
[113] A bit of revisionist history, I feel like.
[114] Sometimes we forget that he was a bull and a cab also, I'm just saying.
[115] That doesn't have anything to do with what it is that he's claiming there.
[116] Well, no, when we say heat lifer, but we make a couple stops along the way, then that's It's not factually accurate as well.
[117] Don't go to your greatest hits.
[118] Stay on point out.
[119] I'm not.
[120] I'm just saying.
[121] When we go back and we romanticize things, sometimes we don't exactly, you know, we fib a little bit, you know.
[122] Just stretching the truth.
[123] I'm not saying it's a lie.
[124] I would never call, never call a flash a liar.
[125] I would never, would never do that.
[126] I'm just saying sometimes we forget the facts a little bit.
[127] When I was growing up, my dad would always, he didn't like lying, obviously, but he found there was, Like a little white lie he was okay with, but the bigger lies, what is a white lie?
[128] Yeah, what's an example?
[129] What's a white lie is complimenting somebody just to make them feel good?
[130] Like what?
[131] Like if I'm dining at someone's house and they've made me a meal, and I think the chicken is really over -cooked and it's a little bit dry, and I'm like surreptitiously pouring gravy on it to just moisten it, I'm going to say to my host, that's a beautiful chicken.
[132] My dad is such an annoying dinner guest because he, always takes like the most obscure item and it's just like man these sauteed mushrooms are killer he's not going to mention the steak the brisket the mashed potatoes that you like are homemade they're not from the box he'll find the most like the easiest thing that's not that impressive he's just like man this bagged caesar salad is kicking my ass it's kicking my ass it's the rock star of the place he does that the rock star it always has to be the least important item No, I think that that goes along his The White Lies situation, right?
[133] Because he could not like the chicken, but if he compliments something else, he's not telling you he doesn't like the chicken.
[134] He's just complimenting you on something else.
[135] There's no need to tell someone I don't like this.
[136] You just tell him what you like.
[137] Yeah.
[138] No, that's perfectly, I've named a glass of ice water as the rock star of the place.
[139] Really?
[140] It doesn't even have to be something eaten with a fork.
[141] You know, another thing my dad does annoying, if like, let's say a restaurant has, like, homemade, like, hot sauce before the food comes, he takes the hot sauce, he pours it into his hand and he just like eats it, like a shot of the hot sauce.
[142] In his hand?
[143] Oh, yeah.
[144] In like the center of his hand.
[145] Like you think maybe he'd go on a finger.
[146] Do you wash your hands after you touch the menu or not?
[147] You know, let's not get into my personal idea.
[148] I don't think of him as a good hand washer.
[149] You're just having hot sauce straight out of the palm of your hand.
[150] Oh, yeah.
[151] Put it on the poll at Lebitard show, both of these questions, at Lebitard show.
[152] Is hot sauce out of the palm of your hand lovely?
[153] And also, can ice water ever be the rock star of the dinner?
[154] plate because I don't think it can be.
[155] Oh, I 100 % can be, especially because I know Greg just came back from Europe.
[156] They don't do ice water there.
[157] They hate ice cubes.
[158] You get back from a summer abroad, you drink a nice cold, crispy ice water.
[159] Rockstar.
[160] USA, baby.
[161] Dan.
[162] You're in your air conditioned house.
[163] One more thing about Jose Ortiz.
[164] He was not only the captain of the Puerto Rican national team, he's the same age as my dad.
[165] I know.
[166] I know.
[167] He was born in 1963.
[168] I know.
[169] It was ridiculous.
[170] The USA was struggling against Ortiz, and now we've got our own Ortiz, and it's LeBron.
[171] Icewater cannot be the rock star of the table.
[172] It can't be.
[173] No, it's not, no, we don't even have rock stars anymore.
[174] There are no rock stars.
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[186] Don Lebertard.
[187] If you lob a 30 mile an hour fastball to a major leaguer, of course they're going to hit a home run.
[188] The worst major leaguer in baseball is going to hit 10 or 20.
[189] 12 home runs under that format being pitched that way.
[190] So they should be throwing curveballs?
[191] No. What's your solution here?
[192] It's a fake event.
[193] It's like not even real.
[194] Stugats.
[195] Dad, you had a schooneril.
[196] Okay.
[197] Those were my deck shoes of longstanding.
[198] Real of that, though.
[199] Real shoes?
[200] Right, exactly.
[201] No, no, no. I am with you, Greg.
[202] What's wrong with that?
[203] He got me on that one.
[204] This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
[205] There are a million things around here that we try successfully and unsuccessfully to disguise from you.
[206] The number of technical difficulties that we are having today that I don't think we've masked very well, but perhaps we've masked better than I think in terms of microphones not working at the right time, people not being able to hear me, everything being just a note off.
[207] Is it possible that Stugats knew only two microphones in that studio were going to work, so he went to New York to get a microphone that worked, and Greg is sitting in his chair because Greg's microphone doesn't work.
[208] You've told me that people are tired of the Stugats is out content.
[209] You just got done telling me that, and then you, this is your move.
[210] No, but we're not doing that content.
[211] I'm just asking, I'm just explaining to, I'm trying to, look, I'm taking everybody behind the fourth wall, because you brought us behind the fourth wall, and there's technical issues, and that's just one of them.
[212] Suggats wasn't irresponsible.
[213] He knew that there was going to be a microphone issue, so he went up to New York to kind of have us work around that situation.
[214] Now, Chris hitting the wrong sounds was 100 % Chris.
[215] It had nothing to do with technical difficulty.
[216] It was mislabeled.
[217] I also really wanted us to just pretend like we couldn't hear Tony for the rest of the day, but I couldn't get the message out quick enough.
[218] I kept dropping dimes, and then Dan would look at me like I didn't say anything.
[219] And I was like, Dan, that was money.
[220] What happened?
[221] I had to be honest with you, I unplugged it so you wouldn't stand next to me. What if we convinced Tony he was a ghost?
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[223] This stat is courtesy of Taylor.
[224] I actually haven't seen it yet.
[225] I'm not sure what it is.
[226] Since April 1st, Stugats has been on 55 % of love guitar shows.
[227] Good for him.
[228] Is that good?
[229] That's the way to do it in a contract here?
[230] Yeah.
[231] He's flexing, man. He's playing it.
[232] This is a free market and he's out there earning it leveraging it more power to him I'd argue I mean last two shows he's been part of the show while not being part of the show so I'd argue less power to him so would I some power to him minimal power to him zero I mean look F .A .N. had a chance to give him the power and then didn't give him the power you got to be careful if you give Stugats the power that's great power comes great responsibility.
[233] He doesn't like that part.
[234] That's the part that he doesn't like.
[235] He just wants the great power, none of the great responsibility.
[236] Great power comes great responsibility because you have to do everything.
[237] That is what happens.
[238] Yes, that's a good t -shirt.
[239] With great power comes great responsibility.
[240] Because that's exactly how that goes.
[241] I like that less.
[242] God bless football is fast turning toward you, the award -winning God -bless football.
[243] Greg Cody just revealed to me something.
[244] Many of you who have been listening and watching for a while know that Greg Cody had that a pair of deck shoes for about 30 years that he wore with his rotten talons and no socks for three decades.
[245] Just horrific shoes that he once buried.
[246] They had a name, did they not?
[247] I love how, as you say, just horrific shoes, my dad nods along.
[248] I mean, everything checks out.
[249] I mean, I still have them.
[250] No, well, you buried them.
[251] Oh, the ones I buried, yeah.
[252] Do they have a name?
[253] You buried them in your backyard in a ceremony.
[254] I thought that they had a name.
[255] Did they not have a name?
[256] I think they were deck and deckle, weren't they?
[257] Okay.
[258] Deck Cody and Deckling Cody.
[259] Yeah, deck and deckle, something like that.
[260] They're buried in the backyard.
[261] He just told you what it was, and you still got it wrong.
[262] I still have my deck shoes, though.
[263] But they're relegated.
[264] You know, they're not number one anymore.
[265] They're number three.
[266] Wow.
[267] And so that's a major change in my closet.
[268] What happened?
[269] Well, I have new dogs on my feet.
[270] Oh.
[271] Who?
[272] Let's see those doggies.
[273] They're beauties.
[274] I don't want to advertise shoes, but...
[275] All right.
[276] Oh, he's lifted the leg.
[277] He has purchased Skechers.
[278] Purposely hiding them from the camera, like, lift them up.
[279] He can't lift his leg that high and his belly gets in the way.
[280] He doesn't have the Chris Cody flexibility.
[281] Dad, can you put your foot over your head?
[282] He has...
[283] No, hello.
[284] Put over my head.
[285] He has proclaimed them the greatest shoes he has ever had.
[286] What did those cost you, Greg?
[287] My father continues to buy shoes from Publix.
[288] $5 .99 in the bin at the grocery store.
[289] It's very strange.
[290] My mother, this has been a funny conversation to watch recently because my father's 80 and he continues to be cheap.
[291] She just keeps looking at him.
[292] She's 79.
[293] What are we saving it for?
[294] Like when, isn't this the time that we were saving it for?
[295] Why are you still being cheap?
[296] This is a big expenditure for you.
[297] You buying Skechers shoes is you really throwing down some money on wardrobe.
[298] I was shocked how expensive shoes are nowadays.
[299] And these are lightweight, too.
[300] You know, you're not getting a lot of heft for the money because they're so lightweight.
[301] They're comfortable.
[302] Yeah.
[303] You walked around the Cliffs of Moor in those?
[304] I did.
[305] I sure did in Ireland.
[306] Climmed all the way up past the sign that said, Danger, you may fall into the cliff and kill yourself.
[307] And there's actually a plaque there for all the people who have died at the cliffs of moor.
[308] But these shoes...
[309] I knew we were going to get to the vacation.
[310] whether I wanted to or not.
[311] It costs like 75 or 80 bucks.
[312] Wow.
[313] Those should be heavy at that price.
[314] Exactly.
[315] They should be hefty.
[316] The more shoes cost, the heftier they should be, I think.
[317] Yeah.
[318] Like big work boots.
[319] No, I disagree.
[320] Lighter.
[321] They should be lighter.
[322] They should be comfortable.
[323] They should be, those shoes look comfortable.
[324] I'm walking on air in these shoes.
[325] They're beauteous.
[326] They're beauteous.
[327] Seriously.
[328] I don't brag about shoes.
[329] Even deck shoes.
[330] Is that a word?
[331] Is beauty is a word?
[332] Yeah, it is now.
[333] Sure is.
[334] that kind of thing.
[335] E -O -U -S, I guess, on the end of But they're great.
[336] The older I get, the more pleased I am with life's simple pleasures.
[337] And to me, when you buy a pair of shoes and you actually think to yourself, these are the best shoes I've ever worn in my life.
[338] I was grinning like a mule -eaten briars for three days.
[339] Sometimes I do that.
[340] I want to go buy multiples of the same shoes because you can never find them again.
[341] Yeah, that's right.
[342] Right.
[343] And I surveyed the entire line of shoes.
[344] Because what I was looking for was an upscale, a handsome pair of sneakers.
[345] Oh, and you found it.
[346] You know, walking shoes.
[347] Yeah.
[348] But are these even considered walking shoes?
[349] Let me see.
[350] Lift that up again?
[351] What are these?
[352] Sneakers?
[353] They don't know what they want to be.
[354] I think that's what people are restaurants wear.
[355] I think they're hybrids.
[356] Like kitchen workers wear those.
[357] What?
[358] Kitchen workers?
[359] Yeah.
[360] The backbone of our society.
[361] I have.
[362] I work in a kitchen every day.
[363] Made a beautiful meal last night.
[364] Made a sandwich called the Gerber.
[365] Oh, go on.
[366] Not named after the baby, but it was in a famous St. Louis deli.
[367] It's a St. Louis sandwich.
[368] I could give you the recipe right now, but it was good.
[369] One of my dad's moves is whenever he travels, he comes back, and the first meal he makes has to be, like, from that place, like this past Sunday.
[370] He had an Irish stew.
[371] Yeah, I honor.
[372] of the country I've just been in.
[373] And I think they appreciate that.
[374] Thank you.
[375] Did you have a Guinness?
[376] Yeah, beef and Guinness.
[377] And controversially...
[378] It was good, actually.
[379] The mashed potatoes were on the side.
[380] The mashed potatoes were also boxed.
[381] Mashed potatoes are the rock star of that dish.
[382] No, not these.
[383] Really?
[384] Christopher just ratted me out.
[385] They weren't from scratch.
[386] They were boxed.
[387] What he does is he takes, like, three of those, like, Evan, homemade, like Evans, pre -made microwave.
[388] Bob Evans.
[389] And he, like, pours them into a big bowl.
[390] Right.
[391] And, like, he tries to present them as if they're his mashed potatoes.
[392] Don't ruin the secret recipe.
[393] I saw you shoveling them out of the Bob Evans package.
[394] I wasn't doing it surreptitiously.
[395] It was there for everyone to see.
[396] But I make it my own, and here's how.
[397] Put a little S &P on there.
[398] Okay, a little S &P goes without saying, but also I used Kerry Gold.
[399] Oh, Kerry Gold.
[400] Nothing but the best.
[401] Yeah, and then you mix it real good, you whip it good.
[402] And it was lovely.
[403] I mean, it was beautiful.
[404] You're supposed to serve it out of the box, Chris?
[405] Come on.
[406] On Thanksgiving, he, you know, real potatoes.
[407] Well, that's a special holiday.
[408] And your mother, who, you know, doesn't lead the league in kitchen.
[409] Oh, boy.
[410] Your mother makes the mashed potatoes every Thanksgiving.
[411] No, she would admit that.
[412] She'd admit it.
[413] No, yeah, just like I'd admit that I'm fair, Sal Likata.
[414] Yeah.
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[431] Don Libotard.
[432] What was happening there?
[433] Can you please just explain to me?
[434] Just give the audience a glimpse into what's happening inside your soul as your father is delivering clunker after clunker.
[435] It's just not surprising.
[436] He was texting me last night, trying to get lines for it to make it funnier.
[437] And I was just like, I don't know if this one works.
[438] You're not really bringing anything to the conversation.
[439] It's just classic Greg Cody.
[440] Stugats.
[441] Actually, Christopher and I never had that conversation because I did reach out to him and got zero response.
[442] That's not true.
[443] I can show you my text right now.
[444] I just did.
[445] I wasn't a fan of it.
[446] All right, show me that text.
[447] There are the Cody's tag teaming the show to kill it.
[448] The Cody's as the crazy tag team duo, the show killers.
[449] This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
[450] Off air for some reason.
[451] Off air.
[452] Greg, can you stop typing for a second?
[453] Yeah, we're checking away.
[454] I hear you typing while we're busy working.
[455] In my defense, I am working.
[456] I'm doing show research.
[457] I'm fine -tuning the question that I plan on presenting to Ron.
[458] Okay, that's right.
[459] You could have all, you could have done that the 15 minutes before we were on air in the prep time that we had before this.
[460] I was too busy not doing another back in my day.
[461] Could be a good question.
[462] That took a long time.
[463] Yeah, it could be.
[464] Thank you, Billy, for always supporting Greg in times of need.
[465] Greg Cody has told me, again, off air, not on air, that he was locked in a castle in Ireland.
[466] He got locked in.
[467] It was his hotel.
[468] He got into a car accident in Ireland, that his wife is a terrible backstreet driver who spent the entire time screaming at him about how he was driving.
[469] And also, he forgot his computer at the rental car place and drove 100 miles before realizing that he had forgotten it.
[470] So he had to drive back in order to double in it.
[471] He had to doubling back and go and get the computer.
[472] It wasn't just his computer.
[473] It was him and his wife's passport.
[474] Yeah.
[475] We had to go back.
[476] He lost their passport in Ireland.
[477] But how is it that you told me all the interesting stories?
[478] We've been on for a while now, having all sorts of technical difficulties.
[479] I could have used all the content.
[480] Why did you tell me it during the break?
[481] And then when you could have been preparing your question for Ron McGill during the break, why did you start doing that as soon as we started the segment?
[482] You know, I take things in order.
[483] I'm not a great multitasker.
[484] I take them one at a time, that kind of thing.
[485] On the latest Greg Cody show podcast episode, I talk a lot about my Ireland trip.
[486] I don't want to bore your listeners because, you know, we did have some calamity over there.
[487] I'm not going to pretend like we didn't, but overall it was a beautiful experience.
[488] Did you get out of the castle?
[489] Eventually, it took like 45 minutes of harrowing back and forth.
[490] Thank you.
[491] Back and forth between what?
[492] I mean, they...
[493] You got to listen to the podcast, I guess.
[494] He got locked in his hotel room.
[495] Well, it was a castle hotel.
[496] But he got locked in his hotel room.
[497] That's true.
[498] I did.
[499] What can I tell you?
[500] They had to, like, take a pole and, like, put keys up, like, to the second floor.
[501] No, not keys.
[502] That would have been too easy.
[503] They sent up a screwdriver.
[504] I had to, from the inside of my room, I had to remove the deadbolt.
[505] Heroin.
[506] That didn't work.
[507] You know, eventually, you know, the King of England comes over and breaks down the door with his right foot.
[508] We got out eventually, and they comped us the room.
[509] Wow.
[510] So my whole ruse about being locked in worked.
[511] Now, I'm just kidding.
[512] Was there a moat?
[513] There was not a moat.
[514] No, that's sort of disappointed me. But you know what there was?
[515] Ron, I don't know if you know this breed.
[516] The Irish wolfhound.
[517] Oh, great dog.
[518] Big tall, very wire, a dog.
[519] Very tall.
[520] It almost has the face of a lion.
[521] I'm going to have to, I'll send you a picture, and you'll see what I mean.
[522] One of the most majestic animals I've ever seen.
[523] So we pull into this castle hotel, and they're standing alone, was a beautiful Irish wolf hound just looking at my rental car and eventually he moved but man what a beautiful sight that was I want to get me one of the I've always talked about having a greyhound or a whip it now my sights are on an Irish wolfhound but can you even get that dog in the States you can get any dog in the States you know you gotta be careful kind of climb you keep that dog in I've actually seen Irish wolfhound statues at some of the big you know i don't think they call them mansions in great britain yeah some of the you know some of the manners there you go the manners i've seen actual wolfham statues i love that dog in the front door yeah yeah that's why i say it they reminded me of a lion i tell you it has a certain face looks nothing like a lion well you didn't see this one i i showed the photo like it looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like a benjie on steroids is what it looks like i i showed a photo of the of my wolfhound to the bartender at toners.
[524] Really?
[525] One of the literary pubs we went to.
[526] And without prompting, he said it looks like in an Irish brogue.
[527] It says it looks like a lion.
[528] Were you getting an icy toner?
[529] What's a literary pub?
[530] You know what?
[531] James, they have pictures of James Joyce all over the place.
[532] The umpire?
[533] Double J. No, the umpire.
[534] A famous writer of the 19th century.
[535] called, or was it the 20s?
[536] The guy who ruined Andres Gala Raga's?
[537] Yeah, that guy, yeah.
[538] He's famous in Ireland, apparently.
[539] it was just, I'm...
[540] Christ almighty, can you guys get one thing right between any of you?
[541] I have a question for Ron.
[542] I like it.
[543] I nailed Manor Day.
[544] All of you...
[545] Armando Galaraga.
[546] Mostly 20th century.
[547] Ron, I'm sorry for wasting your time.
[548] I've got some videos to show you here.
[549] I also would like at some point for people to just put up on the screen, an assortment of the wonderful artistic photos that Ron McGill took in Africa because he really is an extraordinary nature photographer.
[550] But I also want to play for you some video here.
[551] This is in California.
[552] Federal law requires people to stand 50 yards away from the sea lion and local business leaders want sea lions kicked out here before the city closes off beach access because of encounters like this one where the sea lion is basically just running people off, you know, these animals are more afraid of us than we are of them, but what's happening here?
[553] Is this just panic, Ron?
[554] No, the problem is that these sea lions have become incredibly habituated to people, so believe it or not, they don't fear people anymore.
[555] I wouldn't be surprised that these guys are just playing games saying, listen, this is my beach, clear the beach.
[556] I don't see any aggression.
[557] I don't see them opening their mouths or going after anybody.
[558] I think they're almost actually enjoying the thrill of watching these foolish people run away like you know little roaches when the lights go on what are some of the greater examples you could give us ron of animals that are afraid of us even though we think of them as uh you know that we're more afraid of them than they are of us you know a classic one would be lions i mean as you heard when we were out just there out there in southern africa recently the the rangers told us listen if we stepped out of a vehicle the lion would most likely just run away And that's likely what would happen.
[559] You know, a lot of these larger animals, believe it or not, are generally speaking, afraid of people.
[560] That's a natural human fear from generation to generation when humans hunted everything.
[561] So the bottom line is most animals naturally are afraid of human beings.
[562] Having said that, once they've been exposed to humans for a long time or people start feeding them or, you know, start basically desensitizing them to human beings, that's when they become the most dangerous.
[563] Ron, I saw a bird last week.
[564] It wasn't a flamingo.
[565] can't remember what it was called, but it was.
[566] Spoonbill.
[567] Yes, that's what it was.
[568] It was pink from eating shrimp.
[569] And we know that flamingos are also pink because they eat a lot of shrimp in their diet.
[570] If I ate enough shrimp, would I then turn pink as well?
[571] Wow.
[572] It's not just shrimp.
[573] It's a lot of different crustaceans that have what we call carotenoids in them.
[574] And those caratenoids who would give them that color.
[575] And yes, you know what?
[576] Jessica, if you ate enough caratenoids, yes, you would start getting a bit of a salmon color to your skin.
[577] Because I tried last one.
[578] But it also might be toxic because you.
[579] you're eating just too many of them.
[580] Salmon color.
[581] That's funny.
[582] By the way, Ron, I just texted you a photo of that wolfhound that looks like a lion.
[583] Wow.
[584] Tell me if I'm right.
[585] Can you confirm?
[586] Text to the video team?
[587] That's a great -looking wolfhound, a beautiful manor, nice guy, nice hedges.
[588] You know, I'll give you that.
[589] It's a little bit of a longer snout than kind of squished head than a lion, but the way he's sitting there, it surely looks regal like a lion.
[590] I'll give you a little a pass on that one, Grant.
[591] There you go.
[592] Thank you, Ron.
[593] Send that to Chris, and then Chris can send it to video, and then everyone can see it.
[594] I'm going to do it right now as we speak.
[595] Yeah, that would be a better way to do it so that we can, you know, share with the audience.
[596] It could be an immature lion that hasn't grown in his full mane yet, giving that big rounded look.
[597] There you go.
[598] Immature lions have that's kind of scrawny mane that that wolf found seems to have right there.
[599] Again, Greg, could have been done during the break, during the preparation.
[600] Dad, get a question, really.
[601] Go to your text messages.
[602] I'm doing it right now.
[603] Christ, all my mind.
[604] Let's play the video for.
[605] Ron as we just wait for Greg Cody to try to figure out in general his life.
[606] Let's play the video for Ron of, yes, thank you for informing us that you have now sent it to video of this Gator and in the general stupidity of a Florida man, because of course it's a Florida man, opening a beer with the help of a gator's mouth, Ron.
[607] What is what is happening?
[608] What is happening to humanity here?
[609] You know what this is?
[610] This is all social media crap is what this is.
[611] uh this is all let's get to some video let's see how many likes we can get this is just it's stupidity dan that's all i can say about it is stupidity and uh these guys think they're being cool and they are you know they're i'll tell you what they're they're living proof for natural selection the alligator can't stick its tongue out correct no it cannot stick its tongue out uh put it on the poll please at lebitard show did you know the alligator could not stick its tongue out that was also not a dangerous enough alligator to actually be problematic correct uh no it was dangerous enough.
[612] I could have grabbed his hand and pulled him in the water and drowned him.
[613] No question about it, given a pretty bad wound.
[614] You know, it's not going to consume the guy, but it certainly could have inflicted a really bad injury.
[615] And trust me, if that had happened, you know what would have happened next?
[616] The authorities would have found that gator and euthanized it, because it took out a stupid guy.
[617] I thought it was crocodiles that couldn't stick out their tongue.
[618] Or is it?
[619] No, all crocodilians.
[620] All crocodilians.
[621] They have a tongue, but it's fixed in the bottom jaw.
[622] So it can move up and down, but they can't stick it out of their mouth.
[623] Ron, thank you for being on with us.
[624] We appreciate the time.
[625] I will remind the audience at every turn at Lebitard show.
[626] What are you doing?
[627] What are you showing me here?
[628] What are you doing?
[629] It says crocodiles can't stick out their tongues.
[630] I'm doing a show.
[631] It just said that.
[632] All crocodilians.
[633] All crocodilians.
[634] Crocodiles and alligators.
[635] Craig, have we lost you?
[636] What is happening?
[637] They are called alligians, though, so I understand the confusion.
[638] They should be.
[639] We have the photo now that my dad says.
[640] Wow, that's a beautiful dog.
[641] Looks like a lion.
[642] Oh, that's a lion.
[643] Let's see this thing that looks like a lion.
[644] It does look like a lion.
[645] Thank you.
[646] I'm not wrong.
[647] They're screwing with you.
[648] No, they're not.
[649] That looks like a lion.
[650] I am not.
[651] I'm being honest.
[652] And I want to get invited on that f*** yacht, Chris.
[653] Don't blow this for me. I'm telling you.
[654] A reminder to take care of Ron McGill's substantive endowment.
[655] Evidently, the listeners were very strong last week for you, Ron.
[656] Incredibly strong.
[657] Thousands and thousands of dollars came in.
[658] Thanks to you and your listeners, Dan.
[659] I can't tell you how profoundly appreciative I am.
[660] We are grateful because I have seen firsthand what it is that he does with that money and how it goes to people who show great care with the animals.
[661] So you can rest assured that if you donate to Ron McGill's substantive endowment, the money will get to helping people.
[662] Thank you, helping animals and helping people who help the animals.
[663] Thank you, Ron.
[664] Have a good week, guys.
[665] Take care.
[666] You were a disaster that segment.
[667] Why?
[668] like you were trying you were not doing the show we were doing for the many people that we do it for you and ron were having a personal exchange the way that you would in another room as if microphones and cameras weren't around yeah the wolf fan the wolf found uh irish wolf found entranced me it did it had me under a spell so your listeners paid for you're and ron's trip to africa how does that work is that what happened he said thousands and thousands of dollars were donated.
[669] It's amazing that got that kind of a scam going.
[670] I paid for my own trip to Ireland.
[671] I mean...
[672] Unless the listeners want to donate.
[673] I mean, seriously, I got to go fund me to...
[674] You didn't pay...
[675] You locked yourself in your castle and got a free night of castle.
[676] We were there eight nights.
[677] I mean, you know, 12 .5 % of my stay.
[678] McGill's endowment also paid for that.
[679] Eight nights in a castle.
[680] Okay.
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