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[12] So what happens if this episode breaks all the mystery, create records for listeners and viewership?
[13] I mean, if you're watching on video right now, you're looking at Taylor's smiling face.
[14] He's in the Fuentes seat today.
[15] Are you nervous?
[16] How are you feeling?
[17] We're going to make you talk right away.
[18] I'm not nervous.
[19] This is like coaching the Olympics where I just have to let you guys take the ball and let you do the rest.
[20] I'll kind of just step back.
[21] Fuentes doesn't play.
[22] Yeah, that's not the Fuentes model.
[23] You're saying you're Cheryl Reeve And you're a Hall of Fame coach right now I'm Steve Kerr instead of trying to be Steph Curry Who is the Jason Tatum of this group You're not going to let them in the lineup I guess it's Ethan You think the audience likes when we name drop Just like random people all the time Yeah they liked me a lot more when you guys name dropped me Before I started actually speaking on the air Well it's not I mean I'm not saying you did it to yourself But you did introduce your character as guy who makes Dad jokes right off the bat.
[24] Well, first I was introduced as a heat expert, and then very quickly undermined as what we do, bro.
[25] Not a heat expert.
[26] Heat Homer.
[27] Yeah, as a homer.
[28] And so that quickly turned.
[29] And then it was like, well, what do I do now?
[30] I guess I'll just be myself.
[31] And it hasn't worked out so well either.
[32] The polar opposite of that is Rose.
[33] It seems like everybody loves her now.
[34] Oh, yeah.
[35] Put her on the air.
[36] She should be the star of everything that we do, in my opinion.
[37] She's like Tyrese Halliburton.
[38] Has Rose ever, yeah, has Rose ever been on air?
[39] Oh, yeah.
[40] Do you watch the hockey show?
[41] Hockey show, come on.
[42] Thanks, I mean, other than the hockey show.
[43] Well, Rose does on that show what Taylor's doing today and what Fuentes doesn't do.
[44] She lays out.
[45] She lets the talent run.
[46] Oh, man. Is this a Fuentes' bad?
[47] Fentz is going to be furious.
[48] The roast of Mike Fentz, except normally the person getting roasted gets to go to the roast and they get their moment to talk back.
[49] But where is he?
[50] Is he Kansas City or something?
[51] He's out and about doing some Mike Fentis things.
[52] You know what I mean?
[53] Okay.
[54] Fair enough.
[55] Are you guys kind of done with this, is it Ouse?
[56] The secret?
[57] Oh, my God.
[58] Thank you so much for saying that.
[59] Said the Boone people?
[60] No. That's, boom, that's Big A .J. And they're, right now, they're like at their peak descending.
[61] Yes.
[62] The boom people.
[63] I know what this is.
[64] Well, the behind the scenes thing happened.
[65] The people who don't know.
[66] I don't know.
[67] Well, there's Big A .J. Oh, no. No, we're not doing another episode of you.
[68] No, I know.
[69] No more.
[70] No more.
[71] You brought us there.
[72] I was joking.
[73] Is it really?
[74] Oh, I remember.
[75] It's OZ.
[76] But it's ooze Perlman.
[77] He's the guy.
[78] He's like the magician guy.
[79] He goes to all these teams.
[80] Oh, yes.
[81] And he like, all of a sudden you, the Texas A &M quarterback has a card that in his shoe.
[82] His name's Oz, isn't it?
[83] No, it's not Oz.
[84] We called him Oz.
[85] Everyone's called him Oz.
[86] No, I'm telling you.
[87] I'm with Chris.
[88] No, it's 1 ,000 % not Oz.
[89] Hold on.
[90] He was on the Jeff Hart last year.
[91] Yes.
[92] Yes.
[93] I think it's Oz.
[94] It's O'S.
[95] I'm telling you.
[96] I'm not telling you how to pronounce it.
[97] Because it's spelled OZ.
[98] I'm not telling you how to pronounce it.
[99] I'm telling you, when he was a guest.
[100] When he was on Levitard show last year, we called him Oz the entire time, and nobody corrected us.
[101] I'm not sure that's true.
[102] I'm pretty sure he would have.
[103] No, 100 %.
[104] Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
[105] Okay, regardless, it's not pronounced Oz.
[106] We were dumb then.
[107] If that's what we did, we shouldn't have done that.
[108] But about this guy, all right, so either this guy is a warlock who can just, is just not human, or he's got everyone, it's the biggest ruse ever.
[109] and the Texas A &M quarterback's in on it.
[110] There's no way he's in on it.
[111] How did the card get in that guy's shoe?
[112] I don't know.
[113] All right, let's break the fourth wall.
[114] It's obviously not real magic.
[115] Okay, we don't believe.
[116] Nobody out here actually believes that he magically put the card in his shape, babe, over here.
[117] So is it like, does he have an assistant that goes into the locker room and is like, oh, I think those are the quarterback shoes.
[118] I'm going to slide the card.
[119] Like, I need to know, is why, is the quarterback in on it?
[120] I changed my mind.
[121] He has to be in on it.
[122] So the whole trick, so he was at college, Texas, Texas, San Al. station for like this thing with the Texas same football team and like I feel like every year football season comes around and there's some big feature with this guy where he goes to a locker room and like freaks out all the players with his tricks and so he did it with the Texas same quarterback he was like think of a card blah blah blah and then the card he was like take off your shoe and the card was in the shoe and then he's like who are you going to call to tell about the story and he was like my friend carry and then the car he's like look at the back of the card says carry says carry so like it's like the crazy shit like this guy's a warlock that good of an actor the quarterback?
[123] That's what I'm saying.
[124] So it's like, what's happening?
[125] So the real what really is happening here?
[126] Magic does freak me out.
[127] No, because I know what's happening here.
[128] What's happening here is he's got like a, Pearlman's got a whole team and he somehow gets access where he like tells a clubhouse guy.
[129] He's like, look, I need to get in this clubhouse and like I just let me in here.
[130] I bet you it's a vague thing where it's like we want to do a bit.
[131] Like that has to be the explanation.
[132] I just don't, how does he get the card in the shoot, Taylor?
[133] That's what I need to know.
[134] My point does what know because he knows a little bit about everything.
[135] Or he'd just lie and make up an answer.
[136] I'm just done with him.
[137] I'm done with Perlman.
[138] I have an update.
[139] His name is O's.
[140] O's.
[141] O's.
[142] There's no way his name was Ouse.
[143] There's no way his name was Ouse and we didn't know it.
[144] I just knew it wasn't Oz.
[145] You got that pronunciation wrong now.
[146] I just knew.
[147] I know it's spelled Oz, but I know it's not O's.
[148] Roy, let's be clear.
[149] Everyone was wrong.
[150] No one knows how to pronounce this thing.
[151] I could argue that I was the most right.
[152] He said it was Oz.
[153] I was like, I think Chris is right because I know it's not Oz.
[154] Thank you.
[155] To be fair, if it were Oz, I definitely would go, huah, what does that mean?
[156] So it's not O's.
[157] Oh, okay.
[158] Is it O's not O's not O's?
[159] The guy from Law and Order was always nude in that show.
[160] Yeah, Keller.
[161] That's his name was Chris Keller.
[162] Yeah.
[163] Wait, really?
[164] Elliot Stabler's name was Chris.
[165] He's naked and Oz?
[166] A lot.
[167] He sees his penis like every other episodes.
[168] Lots of d 'I.
[169] Yeah, lots of.
[170] That character in particular, he was always just walking naked.
[171] He was like a, he was a little predatory.
[172] Yeah, he didn't know whether he was in a prison.
[173] Yeah, I know.
[174] I've never seen it.
[175] I know it's like scary.
[176] It's a heavy show.
[177] It was a little before my time in that it was a show that I knew would make me afraid, so I didn't watch it.
[178] Not that like the subject matter I was necessarily like too young for, but I was like, oh, I'm too young to be scared.
[179] How old were you?
[180] When did it come out, 2004?
[181] No, Oz was like 2000, 99.
[182] Then I was six.
[183] It's the perfect.
[184] Yeah, I shouldn't be watching shows with penises.
[185] It was like me in high school, like late at night, like I shouldn't be watching this.
[186] I'll tell you I remember telling my dad Hey there's a show about prison It's called Oz It's really good He said Yeah but you know They don't They don't probably depict prison Like it really is I'm like no dad It's a pretty realistic depiction Of prison He's like no no I mean Like there are things that happen In prison That they wouldn't put it in a TV show I said no dad They've got it all Like no no you don't understand I mean Things happen in prison That are kind of like That you don't I'm like yeah They feature that They have that too dad You're a wrong man at this point Right Yes and he's like no He's got this Oh this poor sweet innocent child because he said sometimes i mean when people go to prison men start to look at other men like their women because they haven't been out in so long and i said yeah they had that too's like what i'm like yes i'm telling you it's the most realistic depiction of prison and it is singularly the reason why i've always said if i ever have to go to prison put me in solitary keep me away from everybody everybody you don't want to play the game to go crazy back to oz at jk Ouse.
[187] J .K. Simmons, another penis you saw in that show.
[188] Yeah.
[189] He was a big time white supremacist.
[190] He was like the leader of the white.
[191] The leader of the Aryan nation.
[192] Jeez.
[193] The cast on that show by the way.
[194] Oh, yeah.
[195] Phenomenal.
[196] The guy from the chaos guy, the insurance commercial guy.
[197] Yes.
[198] The chaos.
[199] That was like one of the main Ryan O 'Reilly.
[200] And his brother, you know how they have the one, it came out like a couple months ago.
[201] It's like, you and your brother are fighting.
[202] It's like, no, this is out of bounds, whatever.
[203] The brother.
[204] That brother was crazy.
[205] That was like, He was the most memorable character of like, that dude, I am, that guy was terrified.
[206] He was on Oz, too.
[207] I'll tell you who else was on Oz, Luis Guzman.
[208] He played the, like, the leader of the Hispanic gang.
[209] That dude was in everything in the 90s in, like, early 2000s.
[210] Ernie Hudson.
[211] Ernie Hudson was the Wharton.
[212] That's right.
[213] Dude, Oz had a cast.
[214] I mean, O's.
[215] Back to O's.
[216] Do you think everyone else is also like I'm sick of this guy or the just us?
[217] I think I need is, because he's done this to dozens of teams at this point.
[218] I need someone to come out.
[219] and be like, there was funny business here.
[220] Because even with us, he tried to like pre -interview us, but it wasn't past a certain line where it was like, tell me the answer.
[221] He would just like ask us questions.
[222] And it was like, he definitely wanted to pre -interview people so he could like get information.
[223] Like I'm sure he talked to Weigman at some point and was like, who's your best friend?
[224] Wegman, whatever.
[225] I see the look.
[226] Did I say it wrong?
[227] No, actually, it's been a point of contention because a lot of people are unsure.
[228] Yes, if it's Wigman or Wegman, I thought it was Wigman but then throughout the game I really started to it's an ooze oh situation All I know is he stinks and that Taylor gave it to me as his play of the year sorry.
[229] Okay, no. How do you have a play of the year week one?
[230] It's tough to lose your play of the year week one.
[231] I don't know where you go from here.
[232] Why are you listening to Taylor about a game that a team that I have watched every single game of for the last 30 years is playing in and I'm telling you don't bet on it.
[233] I feel like Notre Dame you're going to get a little emotional with me whereas he's not connected to that.
[234] Notre Dame, More like, oh, we're going to lose.
[235] I hate my life.
[236] Oh, my God.
[237] It's emotional, though.
[238] Like, he, I'm not asking for North Carolina.
[239] But the other way, but I was, like, saying don't do it.
[240] Because, like, even throughout all my negativity, I have a pretty good feeling.
[241] I didn't ask him specifically for that game.
[242] I just was like, what do you like?
[243] And he goes, Texas A &M Money Line, play the year.
[244] How am I not going to put the bed in if I see that?
[245] I also know it lost, but I'll die on the hill that that was the right play.
[246] Oh, my God.
[247] How is that possible?
[248] He was so bad, dude, that quarterback.
[249] Nobody could have seen how bad.
[250] Well, back to O's.
[251] Yeah.
[252] A lot of Texas A &M fans were writing on the message boards after the game.
[253] He was rattled from that.
[254] They saw that game day feature where he was freaking out about the O's thing and the card in the shoe.
[255] And they were like, uh -oh.
[256] Yeah.
[257] He doesn't seem like very confident at all.
[258] Nice.
[259] Good job, Jeremy.
[260] Thanks for you.
[261] At all.
[262] But don't put yourself out there.
[263] Play of the year week one.
[264] Like, I would have taken it if you just said I like them.
[265] All right.
[266] So we're back to Fuentes and Taylor.
[267] are here right now equal.
[268] Taylor was here.
[269] Now, Chris Cody, putting him down the rankings a little bit.
[270] But what we were talking about, we need somebody who's been oozed.
[271] Like someone in the Jets locker room from last year on hard guys.
[272] To come out and be like, all right, he asked, like, I'm going to be honest.
[273] He asked me, blah, blah, blah.
[274] But you haven't heard anyone do that.
[275] So this guy might be a warlock.
[276] There's no, because there's no follow -ups.
[277] Like he predicted the Jets were going to be in the Super Bowl and they were very much not in the Super Bowl.
[278] Did he actually predict that?
[279] Yeah, on Hard Knocks.
[280] Yep.
[281] Pam.
[282] No one ever, no one ever goes back in his.
[283] like, you know what?
[284] They're like, he was so nice, we're not going to blow up his spot.
[285] But in the moment, I'll tell you guys.
[286] Come on, man. Remember, he made us do like something with the money and write something on money or whatever.
[287] He told me to hold up the bill before the show.
[288] Could you hold up to camera?
[289] And I think that's when he saw like the serial number right there.
[290] He screenshotsed it, right?
[291] So, like, there are some things.
[292] Like, you just have to know what to look.
[293] You're saying magic is not real.
[294] Well, it was very impressive.
[295] Like, he did us, our interview over Zoom.
[296] Other than the magic friendship.
[297] Which is crazy, yeah.
[298] Like, over Zoom, I get it.
[299] Like, that's hard to be a warlock over Zoom, right?
[300] You're like, oh, look at this way.
[301] Well, I'm doing something over here.
[302] The prestige.
[303] I don't, I hate to be the guy that's like, hey, magician, tell me how you do your magic trick.
[304] But I'm just over this.
[305] Because every other magic trick, I kind of, you know, as a magic cam veteran, like, if you put a handkerchief.
[306] You went to Magic Cam?
[307] Yeah, I did.
[308] If you put a handkerchief in your hand and it disappears, I know where it is, because I know how that trick is done.
[309] How are you putting the handkerchief away?
[310] Show me that again?
[311] Okay, there you go.
[312] Everyone does.
[313] I'm wondering, on your TikTok algorithm, do you have magic revealed?
[314] Because that's part of my algorithm.
[315] I don't.
[316] I probably will now.
[317] Magic reveal.
[318] Oh, my God.
[319] It's so great.
[320] These, like, they wear masks.
[321] Do you get kicked out of the magicians alone?
[322] Yeah, there was a guy that got kicked out of the magic castle because of it.
[323] That's why they wear the masks when they do it.
[324] Wait, what?
[325] They're like anonymous?
[326] Yep, they wear a mask.
[327] And I'm saying they, because I don't know whether it's a he or she or they are them.
[328] So it's a they.
[329] So, and they put it on a mask, and then they do the tricks.
[330] They show you how the tricks are done.
[331] Like the way they palm the cards and all times.
[332] Do they modulate their voices?
[333] A little bit, yeah.
[334] Oh, my God.
[335] I hope I get on this algorithm now.
[336] Say it a couple more times.
[337] I am interested in watching that.
[338] I am interested in that.
[339] Magic.
[340] Do you guys not know how the handkerchief thing gets?
[341] Like, you guys, that's like everyone knows that trick.
[342] What's that one?
[343] You want to know, actually?
[344] Spoiler alert.
[345] Spoiler alert.
[346] You're going to get kicked out of the next.
[347] If your young children are around.
[348] Illusions, Michael.
[349] It's a fake thumb.
[350] It's a fake thumb.
[351] It's a fake thumb.
[352] It's a fake thumb.
[353] A fake thumb?
[354] A little, like, plastic -looking fake thumb that you have in your hand.
[355] So now when you put the thing in, your last one, you put the thumb in.
[356] And then you cut off your thumb?
[357] No, no. Your thumb goes into, like, a fake...
[358] And what happens to your real thumb?
[359] You just, like, you kind of, like, go like this, and you hold it like this, and people don't notice.
[360] So the handkerchief goes inside the thing?
[361] Inside your thumb.
[362] Why isn't the thumb, like, massive?
[363] Like, it's like...
[364] Because when you're doing this afterwards, it looks...
[365] It's, like, skin colored, and it looks...
[366] You don't just sit there and have people...
[367] And then afterwards, and then when you're about to, you want it to reappear again, you quickly grab the thumb, and now it's back in your hand.
[368] It's a gout -ridden thumb.
[369] What if you have a mole on your thumb?
[370] You have to get a fake thumb with a mole on it, probably.
[371] It's one of the sadder tricks.
[372] Like, if you know the trick and you know what to look for, you always see the magician's thumb, and it's like, oh, that's clearly a fake thumb.
[373] Can I give a spoiler alert for a magic trick?
[374] I had a magic set as a child one time, and spoiler alert, if no one wants this trick revealed.
[375] So it was like You get like a styrofoam cup And then you pour drink into it And then you put a pencil through it And then it's like wow How is it that this doesn't work right And it's because there was like an insert in said cup That looked almost like a Like one of the individual packets of pringles That's like you know curved or whatever And then you poke it through the part that's curved Now I miscalculated And I stabbed the insert And I was like, I have a magic trick, water's not going to come out of this thing.
[376] Or I did like soda or something, so you couldn't see it.
[377] I'm like, I have a magic trick, soda's not going to come out.
[378] And then all of the soda came out, and I'm like, magic's not for me. Oh, yeah, they were not happy with me. Magic was not for me. No. And botched it.
[379] Welcome to mystery crate.
[380] Yeah.
[381] I saw that there was one, now that since we were ruining magic, there was one, like, Vegas thing once where it's like, these people have been moved, teleported from one, they're standing in a box here, and now they're all of a sudden to this one, And it was like they were all twins.
[382] It's always twins, right?
[383] That's the big, like, uh, I mean, I feel like we've talked about this before, right?
[384] Carbonaro has a twin, like, secret twin, right?
[385] Like, we know that he has to have a twin.
[386] Yeah, because there's no other way he can do any of these things.
[387] By the way, the carbonara effect, his number one audience is black people.
[388] What is that?
[389] I think we've done this already.
[390] It was on, it was on true TV.
[391] I don't know if it's still longer.
[392] It was like the show that was on when Impractical Jokers wasn't.
[393] Yeah, basically.
[394] It's the best way to describe it.
[395] That's like one of the first shows on that channel.
[396] Really?
[397] Really?
[398] No, I'm asking.
[399] Oh, no. But I think the first shows were like, World's Wild, there's police chases or whatever.
[400] We're not talking about Costa.
[401] Danny Bonaducci.
[402] Yeah, Carbonaro.
[403] Carbonaro is a guy.
[404] Carbonaro, not Carbonaro.
[405] Carbonaro is if you're from Chicago or Wisconsin or somewhere like that.
[406] Oh, my God.
[407] Lewis earlier said he wants to do Shaka Kan. I can play some Shack a can.
[408] I said, where are you from?
[409] Shack a Can.
[410] America's Heartland?
[411] Carbinaro effect.
[412] An unscripted series in which he deceives him.
[413] amazes and amuses unsuspecting public.
[414] Unsuspecting black people.
[415] Yeah.
[416] It did seem to be a theme with him.
[417] Black people react well to magic.
[418] Like, they give the reactions that TV really wants.
[419] Harrison Ford was on that show, right?
[420] What?
[421] No, he wasn't.
[422] Harrison Ford was?
[423] Yeah, I thought he may have deceived Harrison Ford in that show.
[424] Not on the show.
[425] Wait, hold on.
[426] David Blaine performs for Harrison Ford.
[427] There you go.
[428] I don't see anything about...
[429] What was that supposed to mean?
[430] Carbonero.
[431] Oh, Carbonaro.
[432] narrow all he does.
[433] Why'd you confuse the two of them?
[434] I don't know, man. It was a magic show.
[435] I don't know.
[436] It's very possible he was also on the carbunero effect.
[437] It is impossible that Harrison Ford was on the Carabarvino effect.
[438] I've never heard of it until today.
[439] Speaking of Harrison Ford, I recently binged through shrinking on Apple TV.
[440] Oh, yeah.
[441] And I have to say, we got Bill Lawrence.
[442] Bill Lawrence was in on Thursday.
[443] Was on on Thursday.
[444] I'm glad I got to bring up to him that that show, made me feel feelings.
[445] Remember feelings?
[446] Does that happen?
[447] I'm sorry.
[448] Like a 14 -year -old.
[449] You'd be on my list of top 10 people that I associate with a lot that I wouldn't imagine has a lot of those.
[450] Feelings.
[451] Who else is on that list?
[452] Me. Nah.
[453] I like Roy just answered for you.
[454] Not that I don't think of you to be like a caring person.
[455] I just like, you don't seem like too emotional with things.
[456] Sentimental.
[457] You're just not, you don't like people to see.
[458] a sentimental side of you know I don't have sentiments like it's true like diagnosed like I know you don't do birthdays but for your kids you do like on their birthdays are you like oh happy birthday I do purely for like a developmental like it's not there's no part of me it's like I really want them feel special I don't want them to grow out to be ex -mergers so make them have a regular childhood that's why I celebrate would he probably had birthdays yeah yeah what did Renee call Roy earlier this week mr. grump mr. grumps It's a good name for a cat It kind of is Yeah Cats are usually grumpy I actually met a really nice cat the other day Really?
[459] Yeah, Willow became friends with a cat We talked last week on Mystery Crate How she's afraid of cats She made a friend with a cat this week So not all cats are evil No, my cats are a good kiddy My cats are so cute They're so cute Come on man, it's on brand Everything I do is on brand You know what I don't Whatever you assume about me, it's true If I have to say one negative thing about Coners I think cat owners I think that They are so quick to like judge The way you are around their cat Not at all Like when I go over my buddy John's house They have a new cat And they're always analyzing how I am around their cat It's like ooh like I'll walk by and not pet it And they're like oh you don't like cats It's just like relax you don't do this with your dog Yeah just exist just let me be let the cat be like I actually agree with you I do it with my dog though If people come over and they're kind of weird I'm like Hmm what's that about But I'm telling you coners do it more than donors Let me just say that now.
[460] Coners sound...
[461] I feel like people really judge you if you don't like dogs where people assume you don't like cats.
[462] I got to tell you right now.
[463] Coners sounds like a slur.
[464] I don't know towards whom.
[465] Cyclone fans?
[466] Coners?
[467] Oh, he called me the C word.
[468] Whoa.
[469] You said all of that.
[470] I didn't, for the record.
[471] Didn't say any of that.
[472] Yeah, I'm right here looking at you.
[473] I was just going for you, Taylor.
[474] Yeah.
[475] It's going well.
[476] Actually, I have a magic story.
[477] Oh, boy.
[478] I went to Los Angeles.
[479] I went to Las Vegas.
[480] I had Bet Paulo Banchero working at the year, and it was my player of the year and it didn't hit.
[481] Scott Scott was a best fake player of the year.
[482] Clipped that.
[483] I went to Las Vegas.
[484] My parents took me and my sister there for a family vacation where they basically just put you in the hotel.
[485] Good parents.
[486] How old were you?
[487] Amazing.
[488] Second grade.
[489] First or so.
[490] In his parents' defense, Vegas does have good pools.
[491] Yes.
[492] And we did a lot.
[493] Leave your children alone at a Vegas pool.
[494] I think that goes without saying.
[495] Well, no, your parents are going with you.
[496] Yo, Taylor said I was left in my hotel room alone as a second grader.
[497] And Chris's response was, to be fair.
[498] Good pools.
[499] They do have good pools.
[500] I went there as a kid with my parents.
[501] And we were staying at the Mirage Hotel.
[502] And the first night we got there, we were so tired.
[503] And Zick Fried and Roy.
[504] Because my parents drugged us.
[505] Zig Fried and Roy.
[506] He was making a Z?
[507] It's not a Z. Zerbio.
[508] Yeah, you made it Zurbia.
[509] It's Sigfried and Roy.
[510] Sigfried and Roy.
[511] The night we got there, we didn't do anything because we were so tired from the flight was the night he got attacked.
[512] Oh, wow.
[513] So you could have seen it?
[514] Perhaps.
[515] Oh, my God.
[516] You almost saw the missed opportunity.
[517] I don't know what would have been worse parenting, leaving you alone in the hotel room or taking you to see someone get mauled by a tiger.
[518] Whatever happened?
[519] Were they okay after that?
[520] I don't think so.
[521] I'll look it out.
[522] What happened?
[523] I remember that story.
[524] I didn't show ended after that.
[525] Really?
[526] It was just Roy No, no, he's not dead He got mauled but he didn't die.
[527] No, one of them died during that But I think Oh my God That would be so traumatizing to see as a child Hell no What year would roughly step in?
[528] I'd be come back to the tiger 2001 or 2002 Dude, I'll come back to school Guys, you're not going to believe What the hell I just saw this too good You guys went to the water park?
[529] Oh, that's cute They're both no longer with us But what were the extent of the injury that Taylor almost witnessed.
[530] Horn survived, but the attack severed his spine, resulting in massive blood loss and severely injuring other parts of his body, left him with permanent impairment to his motor and verbal abilities.
[531] He also then had a stroke while being dragged offstage.
[532] So Roy was the one that was attacked.
[533] A terrible time for a stroke.
[534] You're already having, like, the worst day.
[535] Probably related.
[536] I think they were probably, yeah.
[537] I would guess.
[538] I think it was coincidence.
[539] I don't know if Chris is doing a bad time.
[540] I don't know.
[541] But how are the pools?
[542] The pools are great.
[543] Have you ever been to a Vegas pool?
[544] They're all great.
[545] Hold on.
[546] I love the idea of, like, him getting bald.
[547] Like, ah, ah, this day couldn't get any worse.
[548] Like, oh, no, I can't feel my left side.
[549] I mean, I smell burning toes.
[550] Here we go.
[551] By the way, it was Roy who was attacked.
[552] Roy Horn.
[553] Oh, it's not Zigby?
[554] Steve Martin.
[555] Not Sigre.
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[557] Will we?
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[578] I don't think we know that the stroke was really, to the attack.
[579] It's impossible to know.
[580] Like, what, like, have you ever been attacked by, you ever been stung by a B -J?
[581] A stroke is just a coincidence?
[582] All the time you hear, oh, this guy got mauled by a dog and he had a stroke in the middle of it.
[583] It's a tiger, not a dog!
[584] Oh, so like that's a common thing when you get attacked by a tiger, you get a stroke?
[585] I don't know the common things when you get attacked by a tiger in particular.
[586] I don't know whether they're related.
[587] You guys are all acting like smarty pants over here.
[588] So like, someone gets in a car accident, they break their arm, like, oh man, what a bad time to break their arm.
[589] Right after they got in a car accident.
[590] No, but that's like...
[591] arm.
[592] So you're saying basically the stroke happened like a bolt of lightning.
[593] I'm just saying as he's getting dragged off, lightning came.
[594] I have a crazy update to this story, which is that what they haven't determined is whether his stroke occurred before.
[595] Of course then.
[596] You guys are all acting like, hold on.
[597] Hold on.
[598] Hold on.
[599] Hold on.
[600] Hold on.
[601] Hold on.
[602] Just relax.
[603] I just love everyone.
[604] Like, they're not sure if he had the stroke before or after while en route to the hospital, stated, Manticore, the name of the cat, is a great cat.
[605] Make sure no harm comes to Manticore.
[606] And he told People Magazine in September of 2004, so a year after, that he believes that Manticor actually saved his life by trying to drag him to safety after he had the stroke.
[607] I'm buying that.
[608] I'm buying what that guy's selling.
[609] He's also a human being that lived with tigers and lions.
[610] So not exactly a full deck of cards here.
[611] I just think everyone here needs to take a good look in the mirror.
[612] Everyone here needs a good look in the mirror.
[613] It's the O's Oz all over again.
[614] As if you could just, like, you guys were acting, like, it's a common thing.
[615] When you get bit by a lion, you have a stroke.
[616] I think the point was like he may have had a brain injury that caused him to have.
[617] And I have the assumption.
[618] And my point was, we don't know that.
[619] So it's more, it's more believable that the tiger, tiger lion.
[620] What do they play?
[621] Well, the train tiger, look, it's more believable that this tiger knew he was having a stroke and just severed his spinal cord to save it.
[622] I love this.
[623] So, hold on.
[624] Make sure everybody remembers for McGill.
[625] So this is, this is for Chris.
[626] So this is what's happening.
[627] Montecor is like, all right, here we go, guys.
[628] We do this every night, three times a night.
[629] We got this game face, game.
[630] Roy.
[631] No, Roy, hold on.
[632] I got to get you to the hospital, Roy.
[633] Come over me, Roy.
[634] And then the way, like, Mrs. Dalfour, help is on the way.
[635] The lion comes over and.
[636] And the tigers, like, tell everybody, guys, Roy's having a stroke.
[637] But it sounds like this.
[638] There are support dogs that will, if you have epilepsy.
[639] And they know that you're about to faint.
[640] They'll come to your rescue.
[641] Montecor did not know.
[642] They'll help you, like, get safely to the ground and then get help for you.
[643] Like, this is a thing that animals are, some animals are trained to do.
[644] I mean, we can't pretend to know the psychology of these tigers.
[645] Suey, 2025, please.
[646] Amino Hassan has Montecor, the line that Malb.
[647] I thought I did a good job.
[648] And you know what time it is.
[649] It's you betcha.
[650] You betcha.
[651] What if her rambi was trying to save that kid.
[652] He was.
[653] And we killed Harambe for no reason.
[654] And we did kill Harambe for no reason.
[655] And the kid was having a stroke.
[656] What if?
[657] No way of knowing.
[658] You don't know.
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[664] We have a three -team college football parlay.
[665] Tennessee.
[666] Play of the year?
[667] No, not a play of the year.
[668] Tennessee minus eight neutral site against NC State.
[669] Love Tennessee's quarterback, maybe the best quarterback.
[670] That quarterback, I like.
[671] App State, we're going to take a flyer in App State plus 17 against Clemson.
[672] Like it?
[673] Trap game.
[674] Yes.
[675] And then Nebraska Money Line at home versus Colorado.
[676] We're fading Dion.
[677] All three of those together, it's a plus 393 parlay.
[678] And that was, you betcha.
[679] Yeah.
[680] That's not how this goes.
[681] You're supposed to just pick into Miami.
[682] Yeah.
[683] Every week that's how this way.
[684] Winner every time.
[685] Messy to score.
[686] Add that UCF.
[687] Interesting.
[688] That would be hard.
[689] Jeremy has an update about Roy.
[690] Roy died of COVID -19.
[691] I knew they both didn't die because of tiger attacks.
[692] Like, I knew one of them and then they stopped.
[693] No, that was the one.
[694] Neither one died of tiger.
[695] The one that was attacked by the tiger.
[696] So he got attacked by the tiger and had like major injuries but still lived another 20 years.
[697] He lived long enough to tell people that the tiger actually try to save his life.
[698] I'm not saying I'm buying it.
[699] I'm just saying I don't know enough information.
[700] to judge either way.
[701] I would like more information.
[702] Maybe we say that next time before we jump down my throat.
[703] And MondiCorps is like to say.
[704] But you were doing a bit and then it turned out that you just accidentally might have been right.
[705] I wasn't doing a bit.
[706] Oh, okay.
[707] I can't tell which one makes you look smart now.
[708] The Tiger trainer, Chris Lawrence, contradicted the story and said that the tiger just attacked him.
[709] I mean, if I needed...
[710] That horn mishandled the situation.
[711] If I needed to feel better about my life choices, and, like, my tiger, I would probably say what he said.
[712] Yeah.
[713] The duo dismissed his claim saying, quote, he had problems with his life anyway.
[714] Hmm.
[715] Huh.
[716] Roy or the tiger?
[717] I'm just saying, I see both sides.
[718] If I were Roy, I'd be like, you know what?
[719] The tiger was actually trying to save my life.
[720] Everyone that told me I was crazy all those years, you're the crazy ones.
[721] That tiger knew I was having a stroke.
[722] And if I were some other guy, I'd be like, that's insane, like we said to Chris Cody.
[723] Yeah.
[724] So, interesting.
[725] I can't believe this all started with the fact that Taylor almost witnessed this.
[726] That's crazy.
[727] You could have told us.
[728] You could have been like, Taylor.
[729] Did he have the appearance of a person having a stroke?
[730] Or maybe you would have known he was having a stroke and then Montecourt didn't have to sit in.
[731] It also could be like a parallel universe where I'm not in this spot right now.
[732] Wow.
[733] It changed you.
[734] Where would you be?
[735] Never know in the multiverse.
[736] Taming Tigers.
[737] Do you guys believe in that?
[738] LSU.
[739] The idea that every decision you make creates a parallel universe that then is being lived out.
[740] So like there are a theory.
[741] Yeah, like essentially the butterfly effect.
[742] Yeah, I watched the coach.
[743] I started watching.
[744] I just watched that for the first time this weekend.
[745] I swear to God.
[746] It's a jarring movie.
[747] It is a lot.
[748] I remember it as, oh, it's a fun movie that they replay different parts in your life.
[749] And I'm like, I didn't remember the first half hour of that movie.
[750] That first half hour is dark.
[751] The first half hour, someone dies, right?
[752] Someone dies.
[753] There's like, like, child predator stuff.
[754] It is a heavy.
[755] It is a truly dark movie.
[756] It was like Final Destination style type movie.
[757] But I just remembered as a kid, like, only like the fun stuff where they're like, oh, we're going back in time.
[758] Time travel.
[759] That first half hour was like, I don't remember any of it.
[760] It is so messed up.
[761] That was dude where's my car that you were thinking of.
[762] It's funny because that's what the premise was is that we decided we were going to start like when we need to randomly watch like a movie or just fill some time with some sort of something we want to watch that instead of just having to scroll through Netflix or pick anything else out, we're just going to pick an actor or an actress and just go through whatever movies we like from them first and then move on to the next one.
[763] So we started we wanted to watch the butterfly effect.
[764] So we started with Ashton Coucher.
[765] You know what?
[766] Maybe I will make this an alphabet.
[767] I'll make a list.
[768] I'll put it alphabetical and we'll go from there.
[769] Is there a world in which Taylor becomes Hunter Renfro?
[770] Yeah, for sure.
[771] Yeah, why not?
[772] Potentially.
[773] I got cut from my basketball team in 11th grade.
[774] And to fill that time in the winter, I started running track.
[775] And then my first track meet, I got offered a scholarship from North Carolina.
[776] So if I never got cut from the basketball team, I most likely never heard.
[777] It was with Michael George.
[778] Wait, and so then the football was just something that happened on the side?
[779] Football, I never liked track, so I got there my freshman year and was just budding heads with the coach the entire time.
[780] What did that look like?
[781] After budding heads?
[782] Well, he made me run the 800, and every time I ran the 800, I would throw up.
[783] And I was like, this race isn't for me. And he's like, I think you're going to be good at it.
[784] I'm like, my body is physically rejected.
[785] Well, you're just out of shape.
[786] Sometimes coach knows.
[787] That happens.
[788] You're just out of shape.
[789] I was after the 800?
[790] Yes, every time.
[791] Does this coach have like a pedigree?
[792] Like, is this like a good, like he knows talent?
[793] No, he's not at Carolina anymore.
[794] He's fraud.
[795] This is also interesting because I've heard ever since we talked about.
[796] What was your coach's name?
[797] I think my coach went to Carolina after he coached me at FIU.
[798] Did he tell you to keep going?
[799] What was your coach's up?
[800] Coach Rubin.
[801] That was my coach in track.
[802] Shut up.
[803] That was my track coach.
[804] No way.
[805] No way.
[806] What?
[807] And parallel universe.
[808] Did you like him?
[809] Cabanero effect.
[810] Taylor just ripped him.
[811] This is crazy.
[812] Holy shit.
[813] Best revelation.
[814] Apparently, he thought Billy had it, though.
[815] He didn't try to change his.
[816] Holy -ozy.
[817] I don't know how much he liked me to be honest.
[818] It looks like he's at Amherst College now.
[819] Yeah.
[820] Let's see if I can find it.
[821] You don't go from Carolina to Amherst College.
[822] We should get him on mystery crane if you know what you're doing.
[823] Oh my God, Taylor.
[824] All right.
[825] Head coaching career.
[826] Looks like 2000.
[827] What years were you in college, Billy?
[828] 2003 to 2007, head coach FIU.
[829] Wow.
[830] Pause up.
[831] 2012, 2017.
[832] Head coach University of North Carolina.
[833] What a small world.
[834] I used to throw up in his practices too.
[835] I used to throw up in his practices too.
[836] And I just thought I was out of shape.
[837] Same track, coach.
[838] Look at us.
[839] Birds of a feather.
[840] This is crazy.
[841] A coach should like, you're looking, what should he have said when you threw up?
[842] Also, real quick, mark this right now, Best Revelation.
[843] 200 %.
[844] How do we not figure this out before, guys?
[845] This is our backhoe, Taylor.
[846] Oh, my God, you're really bad point.
[847] By the way.
[848] I had multiple people with no affiliation of the show, text me and be like, that can't be true.
[849] I mean, how could we make that up?
[850] I don't know.
[851] It's such a weird lie, but I'm not saying you're lying.
[852] It's just such a random thing that like I got multiple people being like, is that actually true?
[853] For the record, I agree that it's crazy because what baby is like, backhoe, but we both were.
[854] And you guys put it in a chat and like rise across the office at the same time.
[855] And there were witnesses.
[856] That's why it's like, we couldn't have made it up.
[857] Like people saw us like notice this.
[858] How is that not a suey nominee, by the way?
[859] It was.
[860] Revelation.
[861] Yeah, it was.
[862] I wasn't where we heard it.
[863] I missed that day where we gave those nominations.
[864] Okay, you're right.
[865] You're right.
[866] You're right.
[867] I don't know how it didn't win, honestly.
[868] It was Samson revealing that he cries out of sex.
[869] I mean, that one is.
[870] That's pretty good.
[871] Yeah.
[872] I mean, shocking.
[873] Not a shocking.
[874] I'm definitely more humiliating.
[875] But yes.
[876] Wow, you and Billy, same coach.
[877] What a bonding moment this is.
[878] I don't normally talk about my track days.
[879] That's why we probably, we probably never knew about that.
[880] Like, oddly enough, Jeremy and I had the same baseball coach.
[881] Yeah, we did.
[882] But we did.
[883] But we've known that.
[884] It relates.
[885] Do you guys go to the same high school?
[886] Nope.
[887] Yeah, sorry.
[888] I don't know why I got in there.
[889] We guys were also in a very confined.
[890] We lived around each other.
[891] Yeah, within the same county.
[892] We're talking about FIU, North Carolina.
[893] You and your guys is way better.
[894] I came in with a far less interesting story, but it was just related.
[895] That's what I thought.
[896] Somewhat.
[897] Yeah.
[898] A couple of the duos playing for the same coaches.
[899] You know, maybe there is like some sort of parallel timeline thing happening.
[900] Maybe.
[901] Because what are the odds in another universe?
[902] We're all here to get.
[903] Are you the same age as Taylor?
[904] Because Billy and I are close an age.
[905] Me and Taylor are the same age and he's one year.
[906] Yeah, I'm 29.
[907] I'm young.
[908] Jesus.
[909] Maybe there is something going on here because Billy and I are the same age.
[910] They're the same age.
[911] Me and I'm in the 40s right now.
[912] What if like we are living in the alternate timeline?
[913] This isn't the main timeline.
[914] It's more likely our parents just all did it the same time.
[915] Do they synchronize?
[916] Not mine.
[917] You guys ready?
[918] All across the world.
[919] Let's go.
[920] Now.
[921] Synchronize sex.
[922] One, two, three, go.
[923] It's a funny visual.
[924] I don't just think about it right now.
[925] Taylor, this is the moment.
[926] Stop!
[927] These are the moments you're supposed to get in and direct us.
[928] Yeah.
[929] Take a different topic.
[930] I have whatever happened to driving around the block, Jess.
[931] Guys, whatever happened to you make a wrong turn, you're not sure exactly where you're going, but you know you got to go back the other way.
[932] And instead of just driving around the block, you decide to do a U -turn into oncoming traffic.
[933] I have had this happen to me so many times.
[934] People do U -turns into my parking garage once a day.
[935] Just go around the block.
[936] It's very simple.
[937] Whatever happened to that.
[938] What about pulling into a stranger's driveway?
[939] How do we feel about that?
[940] A little three -point turn action.
[941] A little three -point turn into the driveway?
[942] Someone's driving out?
[943] Or they have like a circle driveway.
[944] Because at least that way you can still drive by me. Where if you do it in the middle of the road, you're just like, okay, I'm making this all about me. I'm also trying to turn into my driveway.
[945] And now there's a car turning into my driveway that wants to back out into me. So it doesn't really work.
[946] And instead, you could just go down the street, turn left, turn left again, turn left again.
[947] Go around the block.
[948] Go around the block.
[949] Notice this happens to me a lot in my area.
[950] It does happen to me too.
[951] I have wondered why don't you just go an extra corner and just drive right back around?
[952] It's not a big deal.
[953] Or like the people that will miss it and then they'll try to back up and it's like just go around the block.
[954] Just go around the block.
[955] You miss an exit on an expressway.
[956] Just get off on the next exit back.
[957] Don't do it.
[958] Get back on.
[959] Like don't go across four lanes.
[960] Just get off on the next one.
[961] Get back on.
[962] come back.
[963] It's a lot safer.
[964] The people that cut across four lanes of traffic at the last minute.
[965] I mean, when's that next exit?
[966] A mile.
[967] I mean, a lot of these it's like a mile, yeah.
[968] You're not like driving to Orlando.
[969] Although, we're at Notre Dame, if you're driving to Notre Dame from Chicago and you miss the Notre Dame exit, you're on the highway for another 15 miles before the next exit.
[970] It is going to set you back.
[971] Yeah, you get into that space where you're trying to go past Yaha Junction.
[972] Oh, fuck, Yihar Junction.
[973] You can't talk about Yihar Junction again.
[974] I'm over that place.
[975] That does happen, though, in Florida.
[976] You're right.
[977] You get stuck on the turnpike, and the next exit is, like, Magic Kingdom.
[978] No, you just got to do a U -turn through that grassy knoll situation.
[979] Enough with grassy knolls.
[980] Yeah, geez, Louise.
[981] Over -rated.
[982] Can I give you guys a topic?
[983] I don't know if Taylor wants to talk about something else.
[984] That last transition was so smooth.
[985] I think we should let Taylor get to talk about something.
[986] No, Taylor, you go.
[987] All right.
[988] I was going to update you on our WMBA Fantasy League at work.
[989] You can do that.
[990] Well, here's the situation.
[991] I'm in the championship against Coogler.
[992] So Rose didn't make the championship.
[993] No, she didn't.
[994] She started the league so she could draft Caitlin Clark.
[995] Just for that reason.
[996] And then accidentally benched Caitlin Clark for the playoffs.
[997] Correct.
[998] And now is not in contention anymore.
[999] That is so, Rose.
[1000] She's been eliminated, but she came to me privately because I told her, like, Rose, you're in the playoffs.
[1001] What are you doing?
[1002] Oh, there's Rose, you got to play.
[1003] You got to play Caitlin.
[1004] Like, what are you doing?
[1005] You're going to be eliminated from the playoffs.
[1006] She's like, I'm in the playoffs.
[1007] I'm like, Rose, come on.
[1008] We've got to pay attention.
[1009] And then she felt this extreme amount of guilt that.
[1010] that she costs Caitlin another championship, that she offered to trade Caitlin to my team so that Caitlin could win a championship.
[1011] And I'm very conflicted on whether I should make that trade or not.
[1012] You should make the trade.
[1013] It's Coogler.
[1014] Rose, come on in.
[1015] Who does Coogler have on his team?
[1016] By the way, Chris Cody, another thing you should have taken my advice for.
[1017] You were asking about WMBA draft, and I said, Nefisa Collier, she's going to play every game.
[1018] She was the one that I was like, I'll call dibs on, but I haven't really checked my team a lot, if I'm being honest.
[1019] You're welcome for the good tip.
[1020] It's your fault you didn't listen to me. Or maybe you did that time.
[1021] Rose, what are your thoughts on all this?
[1022] You got a mic yourself.
[1023] Hey, what was the question again?
[1024] Oh, come on, man. Just why did you bench Caitlin Clark?
[1025] No, I didn't.
[1026] Billy didn't on purpose.
[1027] I mean, don't punch you in the face with the mic.
[1028] Sorry.
[1029] It was needed.
[1030] No, no, no. Billy did it on purpose because he was like, oh.
[1031] Do you know that you were in the playoffs?
[1032] And I'm like, no. Oh, yeah, a week ago.
[1033] I'm like, buddy, you should have told me, like, a week ago.
[1034] So he just decided.
[1035] Classic Rose.
[1036] Aren't you the commissioner?
[1037] Roy, that is not on the port.
[1038] That's neither here or there, okay.
[1039] That is not on the port, but, so I told him to take it.
[1040] How do you feel about U -Turns, Rose?
[1041] U -turn?
[1042] Yeah.
[1043] Have you had any driving adventures lately?
[1044] Not since the drive from Calgary to Everett.
[1045] No, my drive to Key West, I was stopped by the cops, but I told them my story and they were like...
[1046] Wait, was this when you didn't have your wallet?
[1047] Yeah.
[1048] Oh, God.
[1049] And what happened?
[1050] So when I told the police, hey, I don't have my license with me because, well, my wallet was thrown in a dumpster and I'm going to go find it and everything.
[1051] The audience is not familiar with this story.
[1052] It's such a random story that the cops like, all right.
[1053] Here's just a quick, Rose and correct me if I'm wrong.
[1054] For the audience, it does another story because why would you, unless you know Rose.
[1055] Rose was at a fishing and barbecue tournament with Jess and Roy.
[1056] It was starting to rain, so Rose decided that she was going to store her bag with all of the equipment in a garbage bag so it wouldn't get wet.
[1057] Be irresponsible.
[1058] Lo and behold, well, low and behold, what happened after that?
[1059] Lo and behold, after Jess warned her that it was going to get picked up as garbage since it was at a street festival of sorts and it was garbage bag.
[1060] They sure enough picked up her bag and threw it away in the trash because it was in a garbage bag.
[1061] Rose left and then I guess at some point realized she didn't have her bag, then had to go back and they had to go through a trash compactor to find the garbage bag that had her stuff and her equipment in it.
[1062] And somehow, in some miracle, only one piece of equipment got damaged after it went through the trash compactor and she was able to get her stuff back.
[1063] Can we add one more thing, which is that it was thrown away with bags full of raw meat from the barbecue contest?
[1064] Just like raw meat and animal drippings and fat.
[1065] and cuttings and like sauces and like the dead ends of vegetables what else rose what else was on your bag yeah when they give it to me it was dripping um meat juice it was dripping blood the bag yeah because it was meat juice and everything meat juice it's blood bro um so you got pulled over and you used you told the cop about your situation and he believed you and he was like uh I'm just gonna give you a warning but if you can slow down I'm like yes how fast were you driving I was 45 in a 35 film to America is my right Roy yeah 10 miles per hour to get you for that no 45 and a 35 yeah oh the thing is this is my theory my theory is that because in key west there's nothing happening they're bored exactly only thing they do especially this time of year they were getting ready for jimmy buffets only thing they do go on what do they do of his death is to stop people all right thank you rose you've been dismissed you're gonna see you on the hockey show sometimes.
[1066] A means listening.
[1067] Do you want me to go through my topics list?
[1068] What else you got?
[1069] Have you ever met somebody out and apologized for Dan or something that this show did?
[1070] Because I'll buy time for you.
[1071] I went to Texas A &M this weekend with Lucy, and I saw Reese Davis out on the sideline and was talking to him.
[1072] And when I saw Reese Davis, I said, hey, I just want to apologize for Dan.
[1073] you're a lot more than a traffic cop and it embarrassed me. But why would you bring that up?
[1074] You volunteered that?
[1075] Cool.
[1076] Well, I said, hey, I'm from the Dan Levitart show and he said, I love those guys.
[1077] So then I said, hey, you're a lot more than a traffic cop.
[1078] No, look, Taylor texted me this and sent me videos of this and was like, he loved it.
[1079] Yes, he did.
[1080] Taylor's perception is that Reese loved this.
[1081] And in the video, Reese is just playing the game.
[1082] Like, you could have said anything to him there.
[1083] You were videoing him while you were talking to him?
[1084] He just gave you the standard like, aha, nice, man. Like, you could have told him, like, I broke into your car before I came into the stadium.
[1085] And he would have been like, ah, aha, my man. To answer your question, Taylor, yes.
[1086] I won't say who it was, but it was a family member of someone that Dan has a very contentious relationship with, who I met, found out where I worked.
[1087] And there was, like, an awkward, just 10 second pause.
[1088] And then I was like, yeah, sorry, I didn't work there when all that stuff happened.
[1089] But anyways, like, cool to meet you.
[1090] Is it Bronny?
[1091] No, it wasn't Brony I love Dan, but Reese Davis Oh no, he's a legend Reese Davis would be my guy Yeah I also had a similar moment actually With you just like Say that you would choose Reese over dance What does that mean he would be my guy I also had a similar moment Okay When David Sampson was in Miami He asked hey Taylor Do you want to go to this heat game Oh yeah you run with Pablo And I said Pablo me Juju and Samson And I said I'll gladly take the ticket But first I just have to preface this I'm a Jeter guy Like if Derek Jeter ever came to this studio I was like hey you have to choose a side Me or Samson I'm a Jeter guy I don't think you have to preface it with that Yeah you don't have to bring it up With Samson like I'll still go to the game with you I think Samson was appreciative that at least I Was forthcoming You were honest That I'm a Jeter guy But you don't have to be Yeah I don't think anyone walks around the earth wondering if someone's a Jeter guy or not As if Samson's walking around like man I like this kid But I hope he's not a Jeter How does he feel about Derek Jeter?
[1092] If it came out later like oh this guy would pick Derek Jeter over me but I invited him a game Samson would probably be a little hurt I think it's good to be up front I think I'm with Taylor on this one got to be up Billy why are you shaking your head You do not need to go up and say something like that Like this person that you dislike I'm really big fan of it If things get serious you don't want to have to wait And then they find out later And then it feels like a betrayal In what world What is the scenario in this world that's going to come up That then David Sampson gets mad at you for being a fan of Derek Jeter over if in this hypothetical situation Samson walks into a room and he's about to fight Derek Jeter and he's like at the heat game tonight yes and Taylor is behind me you played out in this head in your head in this head your head that Derek Jeter is going to be at this heat game David Samson is going to walk in and he's immediately going to say it's time to fight Taylor you with me and then you're going to say no and you're going to punch David Samson because you're a cheater guy he's going to look behind him and be like where's Taylor and then he's going to look back and be like oh, now Taylor is standing behind Derek Jeter.
[1093] At least I was forthcoming and saying like, hey, if this ever happens, this is crazy logic.
[1094] I'm going to be on that side.
[1095] Or like in a situation where a photographer comes in and they're going to take a picture of you with Samson and they're going to say, hey, by the way, we send all the pictures of people with David Samson to Derek Jeter so he knows who's on his side or not.
[1096] You can say, I'm going to step out.
[1097] I don't want to be in this photo, but go ahead.
[1098] You know what, and in that case, Samson already knows.
[1099] Derek Jeter just hires a photographer to take pictures when Samson know who's on his side.
[1100] Or if somehow I ever meet Derek Jeter and Derek Jeter is like, hey, weren't you at the basketball game with Samson?
[1101] I could preface it by saying like, yes, but I told Samson beforehand, I'm a Jeter guy.
[1102] Yeah, I bring that up for me. Yeah, I think you've got this thing figured out.
[1103] Yeah.
[1104] I apologize.
[1105] I'm wrong.
[1106] You handle this the right.
[1107] I think you handled it the right way.
[1108] And you know what?
[1109] I bet Reese loved that.
[1110] I bet Reese was like, hey, thank you.
[1111] I'm not just a traffic cop.
[1112] I have my own opinions.
[1113] I have my own dreams.
[1114] I don't live here just to tell Curb Street when it's his turn or Des when it's his turn.
[1115] I'm Reese, God damn it.
[1116] I call games too.
[1117] Yeah.
[1118] Can I ask you guys a question of behind the bit of sorts?
[1119] Taylor, and I feel like the answer is going to be it was you.
[1120] That Ted Cruz video with Lucy.
[1121] Is that you?
[1122] You were the cameraman?
[1123] Man. How did that play out?
[1124] Did he do a walk past before so you knew that was coming and you timed it perfectly or it was just a coincidence that you were filming, then you catch him and then you turn to Lucy?
[1125] We saw him on the sideline.
[1126] So we were on the Notre Dame sideline and we could see him walking behind the benches because there was like a mob of people, mob of security with him.
[1127] And as he was walking, me and Lucy kind of looked at each other at the same time.
[1128] It was like, let's record this.
[1129] I didn't know what she was going to do when I, when I pan to her.
[1130] So great improv skills.
[1131] I texted you.
[1132] I was like, hey, dude, no one's talking about you.
[1133] You're the guy that shot that thing.
[1134] It was good camera work for sure.
[1135] I also, I didn't realize how that went viral until you texted me the screenshot from the Newsweek article that was like, we reached out to Senator Cruz and Lucy Rodin for comment and have not heard back.
[1136] The Jimmy Kimmel Show reached out, I'm pretty sure, asking for permission from the video.
[1137] Say yes?
[1138] Well, they asked Lucy for permission from the video.
[1139] But you took the video.
[1140] It's your video.
[1141] Yeah.
[1142] Lucy called me and was like, hey, the Jimmy Kimmel Show might read.
[1143] reach out to you.
[1144] I was like, just tell them they don't need my permission.
[1145] Do you play hardball?
[1146] Be like, 300 bucks.
[1147] No, I wouldn't even know where to set that bar.
[1148] What would you, what would you just, float that out there?
[1149] Hey, we're willing to pay you.
[1150] Interview me on the show.
[1151] No, not, no, don't do that.
[1152] Why not?
[1153] Fly me out.
[1154] Let me start talking about his Derek Cheater story again.
[1155] Wait, would you go on, would you go on Jimmy Fallon be like, hey, I just want you to know I'm a Kimmel guy?
[1156] Yeah.
[1157] What would you, what would you tell Kimmel?
[1158] If Kimmel books you, what, like, revelation do you have to tell Jimmy Kimmel right away?
[1159] I don't really, I wouldn't pick a side in the late night talk show.
[1160] Really?
[1161] Oh, God.
[1162] Well, you would be terrible on the Dan Lovettart show then because you're going to make a take on that.
[1163] I'm very defiant on my Derek Cheater.
[1164] Like, you grow up in New York, you grow up wanting to be Derek Cheater.
[1165] Unless you're a Mets fan.
[1166] Yeah.
[1167] All right.
[1168] So how would we gray Taylor's performance today?
[1169] That's a good question.
[1170] That is a really good question.
[1171] I give them, uh...
[1172] You know what, the Sigmund and Roy?
[1173] Yeah, that brought it.
[1174] That was pretty...
[1175] Before that, we were looking at it.
[1176] Sigfield and Roy?
[1177] Ziggfried and Roy?
[1178] Before that, we were looking at, like, a C plus.
[1179] I'm going to bump them up to, like, a B. That was a really solid revelation that you almost saw someone get mulled by a tiger.
[1180] And we had the revelation of the coach.
[1181] I'm going to have to give it an A plus for mystery crate.
[1182] Wow.
[1183] We had a mean, great limited fake.
[1184] Wow.
[1185] So you're taking credit for that, too?
[1186] Okay, good.
[1187] I mean, it was from his revelation.
[1188] We had a Jess doing a fake Taylor, which we wouldn't have done, a Taylor.
[1189] Also, me talking about driving around the corner.
[1190] Probably the best topic of the day.
[1191] I think you're the MVP of this episode, Taylor.
[1192] And I don't think we need Mike Fuentes back.
[1193] I wasn't going to say that.
[1194] But there is the case, as you all are familiar with, famous Yankee story.
[1195] Wally Pip.
[1196] Wally Pip came to the ballpark one day, had a headache.
[1197] The guy that replaced him, Lou Gehrig.
[1198] Wow.
[1199] I was hoping you were going to tell us another Yankee story that was not Wally Pip, if I'm going to be 100 % honest with you.
[1200] Okay.
[1201] It's the only one I had in my bag.
[1202] We still have two minutes, Roy.
[1203] We got two minutes left.
[1204] This week on DNF, Spencer and I had an interview.
[1205] fanners from the Miss Apex podcast.
[1206] Check it out.
[1207] We talked about this very exciting Formula One season.
[1208] Max for Step and may not be your champion at the end of the year.
[1209] Things are getting spicy.
[1210] So check that out.
[1211] You'll enjoy it.
[1212] Also check out Gen CFB.
[1213] Stand alone on YouTube, also part of Wednesday's show this week.
[1214] Lucy and I played All Bias Aside.
[1215] We ranked some hot takes.
[1216] I need Lucy to make some hotter takes next week.
[1217] That's what I'm hoping to get out of her.
[1218] She's like, it's week one.
[1219] I don't want to overreact.
[1220] I'm a girl.
[1221] That's what we do here.
[1222] That's the whole name of the game.
[1223] All bias aside, I need Lucy to give me some hotter takes.
[1224] Great Cody's show.
[1225] We are finishing the father -son Olympics this week, so stay tuned.
[1226] What is the event?
[1227] I'm not sure yet.
[1228] No, because Miami this week, Billy is actually out there promoting his new documentary with Rachel Maddow.
[1229] And the hockey show is today as well.
[1230] We're back from Kansas City.
[1231] What a game, huh?
[1232] God bless football.
[1233] Oh, kickoff, incredible.
[1234] Thank you for taking a 5 a .m. flight back from Kansas City.
[1235] So you could be here in Miami to do mystery crate today.
[1236] All for you.
[1237] All for my fans.
[1238] You know what?
[1239] Billy's the MVP.
[1240] Sorry, Taylor.
[1241] No, no. I did it because I did it because of Taylor.
[1242] The Taylor motivated me, so Taylor's the MVP.
[1243] You came back in time, but Flint has stayed.
[1244] Yeah, well, you know, some people are more committed to this show than others.
[1245] Can I say it now?
[1246] Yeah.
[1247] Okay, goodbye.
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