GBF- Monday Hangover: Four would have been enough

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[14] God bless football, Billy Gill.

[15] God bless football, Mikey.

[16] God bless football, Stugatz.

[17] 13 wins for Sam Darnold in his Jets career.

[18] 13 this season alone for the Minnesota Vikings.

[19] I hate them.

[20] I'm starting to get it.

[21] Yeah, I'm not bitter about it.

[22] I'm starting to get why you guys hate them.

[23] You get it now, right?

[24] Yeah.

[25] 14 years didn't give you a clue in there.

[26] I did take some solace in Geno Smith throwing that late interception as another former Jets quarterback.

[27] But happy holidays to you guys.

[28] Hey, happy holidays to you, Stugats.

[29] I got some good news, Mike.

[30] Yeah, I got some good news.

[31] So we don't have any sponsor obligations today.

[32] We're kind of just doing this for funsies because we're in the middle of the college football playoffs.

[33] The NFL playoffs race is heating up.

[34] So I have some segments that I want to try out, and because we're not sponsored, I don't think there's anything stopping us from doing them.

[35] You want to hear what they are?

[36] So I have a couple things.

[37] I have one called Product of the Day, in which I'll show you a product of the day.

[38] Okay, Billy, before you continue with your new segments here, you do have Billy's big board bets today, correct?

[39] I do.

[40] We need that.

[41] People want to know about that.

[42] No, not after last week.

[43] Last week was a two and five week.

[44] We can get into what happened last week later on.

[45] Yeah, but it's a big bounce back week, a BBB as they call it, a big bounce back for the BBB BBs.

[46] Listen, if anybody has been following this podcast and watching and listening to us all season, you know this.

[47] That was a good loss week for you, Billy.

[48] That was a good loss.

[49] You needed that for the rest of the season.

[50] Much like we said the Lions needed a loss, look what happened yesterday.

[51] Boom.

[52] Yep.

[53] Reset.

[54] Here's the thing about that.

[55] Reset.

[56] Lions pretending we're falling down to throw touchdowns.

[57] I don't like that.

[58] I don't like that.

[59] did you see did you see somebody found the play from green bay when green bay played chicago and they actually fell down and then the guy got up and threw a wide open touchdown and uh the oc was like you know what that might work for us too let's just fake the fall down though yeah someone someone tweeted at us and uh and they may be right Too cute.

[60] We're upsetting the football gods.

[61] I don't know that this is what we want to be doing at this time of the year.

[62] I'm not positive.

[63] Also, I have a segment that I like to call Video Roulette.

[64] Wow.

[65] So Video Roulette, product of the day.

[66] We also have, I believe we have, if the season ended today, and we have winners and losers.

[67] So we have a lot to get to today, Billy.

[68] I don't want to be here too long.

[69] We're on vacation.

[70] Well, here's the thing about Video Roulette is...

[71] this is how video roulette works and we've played this game before i just gave it a different name this time okay we're basically just going to send out the link to this conversation that we're on right now and see who joins that we send the link to so video roulette is an ongoing game throughout the recordings now okay here's the thing because of the time of the year i also don't really want to send it to like i don't want to say this the wrong way important people so i feel like this is billy gills c -list video roulette where we just kind of send it to people that we think might hop on what do you think okay um why just for funsies just because you know it's holiday time you catch up with friends and family what do you think i have one person that i'm going to send it to and uh honestly i'm waiting on this person's response i sent it a little while ago because i decided we're playing video roulette whether you said yes or no i'm sending the links to people okay so this person i works around here i will just tell you what i sent them initially i said are you working today and will you get in trouble if you join us on a podcast all right that's the only clue and i haven't heard back so i think the follow -up is just going to be a link to this to this zoom what do you think I'm fine with that.

[72] Who have you sent it to?

[73] Can you share some names?

[74] So far, no one.

[75] I haven't sent it to anyone yet.

[76] But if you're in, I think we should all send the link to three to four people and then see who joins us.

[77] What do you think?

[78] I think Stu froze again.

[79] That's what I think.

[80] Yeah.

[81] We're going to play another game this episode.

[82] It's called Sugats' Wi -Fi Keeps Freezing, and we're going to get through it together.

[83] Yeah, that wasn't my Wi -Fi, man. I'm fine.

[84] I'm still here.

[85] It's okay.

[86] It wasn't my Wi -Fi.

[87] Okay, so this is what I'm going to do.

[88] I'm going to send my first video roulette invitation because this person may be joining us from an airplane.

[89] Okay, so this is the first of the invitations being sent to C -list celebrities.

[90] Is that what you're saying?

[91] C is a bit of a stretch.

[92] Billy's C -list.

[93] the eagles and the commanders yeah what about them eagles 33 commanders 36 we good no i'm kidding that was that was actually a good that was definitely about we good yeah that was a good game Yeah, it was interesting because the Eagles appeared to be running away with that game early on.

[94] Jalen Hurts suffers a concussion.

[95] He's out.

[96] Kenny Pickett, we found out he's in Philadelphia together at the same exact time.

[97] Kenny Pickett comes in.

[98] That was a great game.

[99] Jaden Daniels, man. I'm not certain, just considering how bad Washington has been over the last, I don't know, decade or so.

[100] That guy has saved their franchise.

[101] He might be, he might be the MVP.

[102] I'm not certain he shouldn't be the MVP considering that Washington, what'd you say?

[103] Of the NFL?

[104] I mean, Billy, he's been really good.

[105] He's not going to win the MVP of the NFL.

[106] I'm not saying he's going to win it.

[107] He's likely not, but you can make an argument that he deserves it.

[108] If you're talking about true value, James Daniels is certainly in that conversation.

[109] He has turned that franchise around, man. Rookie of the year.

[110] Let's just cap it right there.

[111] He's offensive rookie of the year.

[112] Brock Bowers, thanks for coming out.

[113] Hold on, both of you.

[114] Do me a favor.

[115] Can we just slow down for a second so we have a lot to get to and I'm placating you guys and all your games?

[116] Go ahead and give me a guy who's more valuable to his team than Jaden Daniels is to Washington.

[117] Josh Allen.

[118] Josh Allen.

[119] Okay, good.

[120] You win.

[121] all right so jaden daniels five touchdowns yesterday two interceptions here's a stat that i stole from the nfl network jaden daniels has four passing touchdowns in the final 30 seconds of the fourth quarter or overtime it is the most since the merger so he is pretty clutch he's keeping well he's winning games for them I'm a little bit worried about how much he's running, to be honest with you.

[122] He already has the rib injury situation.

[123] He's a bit on the smaller side, and he's putting himself out there going on these runs, and he's taking hits, which I'm a little worried about long term.

[124] Mikey, are you worried about it?

[125] It's a get -down situation.

[126] Every time he runs, you're like, yes, yes, yes, get down.

[127] Get down.

[128] That's all.

[129] Right.

[130] He's such a good – I mean, but he has to run.

[131] It's part of his game.

[132] I'm okay with it.

[133] He seems to have that ability.

[134] I know he's a little bit banged up, Billy, but he's played for the most part and seems to have the ability to kind of run and not get injured, unlike RG3.

[135] He injured his ribs.

[136] I understand, but for the most part, he's been healthy and he's played this year.

[137] But I think that came on a sack, which can happen to any quarterback.

[138] Yeah.

[139] Yeah.

[140] you know my product of the day real quick while we wait for uh for the next game here no i want to know who you sent the link at to i want to know who's uh well this person this person said they were boarding an airplane i don't i don't i don't think that they're going to join i think that what's going to happen with video roulette is no one's going to join because it's two days before christmas and everyone's on vacation and no one wants to be working today boarding an airplane is uh is a It's a pretty safe excuse to use, is it not?

[141] Yeah, I was trying.

[142] Well, by the way, for all the Lucy fans out there, Lucy will not be joining us today.

[143] Today is a travel day for Lucy, which is fine because here's another segment that I like to call What I Learned This Weekend.

[144] You know what I learned this weekend, Stugatz?

[145] What?

[146] Four teams playoff?

[147] Just fine.

[148] Just fine.

[149] We were good with four teams.

[150] Twelve teams?

[151] Not necessary.

[152] Eight teams?

[153] Not sure that's going to be necessary either.

[154] Four teams?

[155] More than enough.

[156] Mikey, it was the absolute worst case scenario for the college football playoff, the expanded playoff, the college football bowl committee.

[157] Everyone appears like they don't know what they're doing.

[158] It looks so bad.

[159] I mean, the one.

[160] They had one game that they were trying to hype us up for.

[161] They're like, all right, but Tennessee, Ohio State, that's SEC, Big Ten.

[162] You're going to get a good game.

[163] No, it was over in the first quarter.

[164] It was just so bad.

[165] Everybody is just – this is exactly what the playoffs didn't want.

[166] This is exactly what the committee didn't want.

[167] It's what I said earlier in the season, Billy.

[168] What the expanded playoff is going to do is give the appearance that guys like James Franklin are actually doing a good job.

[169] I mean, it's nonsense.

[170] But don't worry.

[171] Boise State and Arizona State are coming to save the day next week.

[172] But James Franklin can say now, hey, I'm 1 -0 in the postseason.

[173] You made it there once.

[174] So your post.

[175] Your comment that the college football playoffs are a bad idea because of that exact reason.

[176] If James Franklin is winning college football playoffs games, too many teams have made the college football playoffs.

[177] Catching a little bit of fire on Saturday.

[178] A lot of people in the college football community were spreading that out.

[179] So good for you, Stugats.

[180] Yeah.

[181] They were upset with me?

[182] No, they were saying you were right.

[183] They thought that it was a very good take.

[184] I have another game.

[185] Wait, hold on one second, because I want to ask you guys something.

[186] I want you to think about what we have coming up next.

[187] The teams that were waiting to play Penn State and Texas were Arizona State and Boise State.

[188] What the hell are we doing?

[189] Seriously.

[190] They're going to buy.

[191] Bullshit.

[192] We're going to see some upsets in terms of the brackets, I think.

[193] Are you telling me Alabama doesn't give Penn State a better game?

[194] All right, Mississippi.

[195] well them too enough of them i have another game one upset save it does one good upset save it yeah like a close is that enough anything i mean did did ryan day was his job saved by winning a game he was supposed to win no he has to win two more oh okay well he does he has to win well he has to win three more right oh you want it You want a quick winner and loser presented by Smearnoff, the world's number one vodka.

[196] Please drink responsibly.

[197] Not sponsored, but I'm just throwing it in there for funsies.

[198] We still love them.

[199] Yeah, we still love them.

[200] You want a winner and loser?

[201] Because I have a big loser from this weekend.

[202] Sure.

[203] Kurt Cignetti, big loser this weekend.

[204] Oh, boy.

[205] Guy was flying way too close to the sun this season.

[206] He was the darling coach of the year everywhere.

[207] Going out there on college game day.

[208] We don't just beat top 25 teams.

[209] We beat that.

[210] out of them no sir you do not you played no one this year and uh honestly if i were you i would have opted out of the playoffs entirely to keep my stock high and go get a big job when ryan day gets fired but no no no not so fast my friend you're stuck in indiana for the foreseeable future after this it is such a great point by billy that signetti would have been better off saying no thanks to the playoffs we're good we're not gonna be in my case i would honestly if I was him and I'm sure that this has not happened and Indiana Indiana hates this show and I apologize for that and anything that anyone said on this show to piss off Indiana however I feel like Kurt Signetti you know while teams are out there and they're you know petitioning oh, we deserve to get in.

[211] We're a bubble team.

[212] We get in.

[213] Look at our strength of schedule.

[214] Look at our this and that.

[215] Like all the teams that were fighting to get in.

[216] I feel like privately, Kurt Signetti should have been going around to like the members of the committee.

[217] Like, we're good.

[218] We're good.

[219] Leave us out.

[220] It's fine.

[221] Like, don't put us in.

[222] It's fine.

[223] Trust me. Like, I'll get you back for this one.

[224] And they're like.

[225] no no you're in you're in courage like no no no no no we don't want to be what do you mean i'll get you back for this one i'll pay you back down the road yeah yeah that's how it works that's how favors work you know what i mean like hey hey do me a solid don't put us in like please just don't don't do it don't do it to us and i'll pay you back down the road The other worst thing that happened to Signetti is that the hiring cycle didn't start before the playoffs.

[226] He might have been able to get out and get an LSU job or something before it started.

[227] Now, he's there.

[228] Sorry, Indiana.

[229] You're in Indiana.

[230] You're in Indiana.

[231] And we'll be saying for years, do it in the playoffs.

[232] I hope you didn't have a short -term rental because you're going to be needing to find a longer -term place to live there, friend.

[233] I like the idea of Cignetti having a short -term lease because he's not sure about his professional job situation.

[234] He's staying at one of those hotels that you pay monthly because you're working abroad.

[235] it's like the hilton garden inn or something yeah yeah but one that's like designed like an a loft or whatever the hell they're called that's like designed for work yeah like residence in exactly right mike mikey hey do you have a winner or loser that was billy's loser do you have a winner or a loser i don't we wasn't sponsored i didn't do it yeah it's fine when you think i'm a fly yeah i mean you could have you could have literally set me up i mean i have a winner i have a winner All right, you guys, we'll do your winner, and then Mikey has a little bit of time to think, and we'll get back to him.

[236] Okay.

[237] Here's my winner.

[238] We had a surprise guest, but the guest left.

[239] Drats.

[240] I know who it was because I only sent the link to one person so far.

[241] Boarding a plane?

[242] Probably.

[243] Yeah.

[244] My winner, Michael Penix Jr. How about that?

[245] I mean, he had the interception.

[246] They beat a bad Giants team, but he is the Falcons quarterback, and he ain't going anywhere.

[247] And the Falcons now have a shot, and the Buccaneers lost last night.

[248] to win that division.

[249] I love the move by the Falcons.

[250] Pennix had a good day, not a great day.

[251] He had a good day.

[252] It was a good start to an NFL career.

[253] But I love the move.

[254] That was a bold move because the Falcons, the upside of Michael Pennix to me, they were pretty stagnant with Kirk Cousins.

[255] But the upside to Michael Pennix is a lot greater than playing Kirk Cousins.

[256] And so the Falcons to me and Michael Pennix Jr., big winners yesterday.

[257] All right, I have a winner.

[258] All right, good.

[259] Jonathan Taylor.

[260] And it wasn't because he went off in your fantasy playoffs, 200 yards and all that.

[261] It was because after last week when he dropped the ball before crossing the goal line this week, and I always like when people learn from their mistakes and they don't take themselves so seriously.

[262] He runs past the end zone, holds the ball with two hands, runs into the tunnel, comes out, his teammates try and take the ball away, and he will not let it go until the referees literally have to put it down to kick the field goal.

[263] if we were still in high school or if he was still in high school this would be one of those things where you see him walking around in the hallway holding the ball under his arm because he's not allowed to let go of the football yeah exactly right and he's like nope i'm walking exactly right yeah that thing's going nowhere he's sleeping with that ball Why we make this the program?

[264] I mean, I don't know.

[265] It's an old movie.

[266] Great.

[267] It is a seat at the table.

[268] Yes.

[269] Billy, do you where do you want to go here?

[270] I will leave it up to you because we have if the season ended today, you have product of the day.

[271] We have a lot of things.

[272] I had another game I wanted to play, but oh, oh, I have another game that I want to play.

[273] I forgot what it was, but I just remembered.

[274] And this is this is a tricky one.

[275] And maybe we can play it if anyone joins.

[276] So this game.

[277] is a bit of a dangerous game around the holiday time.

[278] This game, but it's in the, you know, the spirit of giving and holiday merriment and cheer and all that.

[279] This game is called, what's your favorite thing that you're going to give someone who's never going to see this clip?

[280] So you're just telling us like, this is your favorite gift that you've bought someone that you shouldn't say that you bought someone because they haven't received it yet, but they're never going to see this clip.

[281] So we need Thomas, who's kind of doing this behind the scenes and anyone out there who's access to this, do not put this on social media where they could potentially see it.

[282] this is just us saying i bought this gift for someone i think it's really cool but they're not gonna watch this so i can tell you about it but before we get to that here's my product of the day do you guys have any guesses as to what it is oh someone's name chocolate milk all right no it's not that i'm guessing it's regular milk no it's not chocolate milk it's not regular milk it is a grinch donut from crispy cream check this look at that it looks just like the grinch isn't that cool yeah well that's why it's called the grinch donut so yeah that's it that was the product of the day that's it that's a big donut it's uh yeah it has it has a filling inside of it which is why it's so fat it has i think it's like a cookies and cream type situation so that's my interesting day Hot take.

[283] I don't like filling in my donuts.

[284] You don't like filling in your donuts.

[285] Any type of filling?

[286] Oh.

[287] Nope.

[288] All right.

[289] I'm sorry.

[290] Did you just ask me about product of the day?

[291] Yes, he did.

[292] It's your second.

[293] I didn't ask for it.

[294] Why am I going to bring a product of the day?

[295] I don't care about your product of the day.

[296] Hey, think on your feet.

[297] Way to think on your feet, Stugatz.

[298] Stugatz's personal record book.

[299] How about that?

[300] The perfect Christmas gift.

[301] Go out and buy it right now, wherever books are sold.

[302] Go to Amazon .com, buy it.

[303] It will be there by Christmas.

[304] It will not.

[305] No, it will not.

[306] Do not lie to the people.

[307] It definitely will not be there by Christmas.

[308] No. But that's my product.

[309] What's yours, big guy?

[310] Hold on.

[311] Hold on.

[312] Oh, you want mine?

[313] Let me just get my copy of Stugatz's record book that was sent to me. Really?

[314] I haven't had one sent to me. You had one sent to you?

[315] I guess it hasn't arrived yet.

[316] It'll arrive before Christmas, though, he alleges.

[317] Yeah, I'm sure it will.

[318] Mikey, can I share something with you?

[319] So we did an Office White Elephant last week, and the gift that Stugatz contributed to the Office White Elephant was a wrapped book.

[320] Not that one.

[321] There is that one that he autographed.

[322] I'm just promoting it, Billy.

[323] I know we're not sending video out, but I'm just promoting my book.

[324] Well, this is going to go out.

[325] There was two things that he had wrapped.

[326] One was his book that said, To My Coworker, Love Stugatz or something along the lines that he personalized, which is very nice.

[327] You didn't even go like, To My Cherished Coworker?

[328] No, just To My Coworker.

[329] To My Coworker, yeah.

[330] And the other one was a book about Pete Rose.

[331] uh i believe it was called charlie hustle or something like that that a publisher sent to him that on the inside actually had a like uh you know a message that said to stugatz i hope you enjoy the book and it was autographed by the uh the author so it was yeah those were his contributions to white elephant this year yeah yeah that was it yeah it's a big gift though i mean everyone wanted it yeah it's charlie hustle thomas thomas tells me via Via text here that the first surprise guest was in the house, but not big enough.

[332] Can we bring Thomas on?

[333] Are we allowed to bring Thomas on?

[334] That's a Thomas question.

[335] I don't know if Thomas wants to come on.

[336] I'm wondering who that guest was that Thomas did not allow inside.

[337] Well, I mean, not big enough is kind of insulting.

[338] I think, Mikey, it might be time for you to send out the bat signal on your guest that you wanted and see.

[339] if the person joins i think that person will join with i'm just sending the link right that's yeah just send the link well you can you can sit you can you can give a little background as to what we're doing it you you can give them a heads up i've given people a heads up as to what's going on i sent one out to taylor taylor said he was boarding a plane he couldn't do it then he said i don't have headphones and i said put it on speakerphone and he he's saying he's pushing back on that so taylor will not be joining us unfortunately no he's headed home for the holidays holiday songs Traveling on the 23rd is kind of crazy.

[340] Like, what was he doing?

[341] He was here all weekend.

[342] Why didn't you just get out of town?

[343] Get out of Dodge last Wednesday like most other people in our office did.

[344] Would you leave the weather we just had over this past weekend to go up to where Taylor's going up, which is the Northeast?

[345] Get out of here, man. I'm sorry.

[346] It was 12 degrees here.

[347] What's wrong with that?

[348] 72, not a cloud in the sky every day, man. It's unbelievable.

[349] dolphins still in the mix i mean not they are but they're they're not there i i have a lot of dolphins like fan friends and family members they're like i think they're gonna i think they're gonna do it i think they're gonna make the playoffs i'm like they are not going to make the playoffs please stop doing this to yourself it was a nice win it's a good win against the 49ers at down here for the 49ers but a good win against the 49ers tyreek hill catch the ball what are you doing friends like what is it oh well i you know i'm not getting enough reps in with two like dude it's hitting you in the numbers it's bouncing off your hands like catch the ball catch the ball yes you need wrist surgery let me ask you guys a question and i'm repositioning for this question let me ask you guys a question yeah if it's advised to you that you need surgery and you opt out of said surgery Are you then allowed to just use that as an excuse forever?

[350] Because in my head, when you said, you know what?

[351] I'm not going to do the surgery.

[352] Then that excuse is out the window.

[353] No more.

[354] I needed surgery.

[355] You decided not to have surgery and you are costing this team games because of that decision.

[356] You can't throw in our faces.

[357] I needed surgery.

[358] Anytime something doesn't go wrong or anytime something goes wrong on a decision you made.

[359] Right.

[360] If you needed surgery, you could opt it in.

[361] Have surgery.

[362] Go have surgery.

[363] Need surgery?

[364] Go have surgery.

[365] Don't come out here and be dropping touchdowns left and right.

[366] Hold on a second.

[367] Oh, I needed surgery.

[368] Slow down, because Mikey A, who was a minute removed from saying that Tariq Hill is washed, is now disagreeing with your take.

[369] Go ahead, Mikey A. Why do you disagree?

[370] It's the ultimate Stugatz thing, to build yourself an excuse to then be bad at something.

[371] Right.

[372] It's to say it's to say I would have done that, but I care about the team more.

[373] Right.

[374] Yes.

[375] I would have been offered a solution like he's offered a solution here.

[376] Because the solution would have taken him away from the team.

[377] Right.

[378] Me being here.

[379] So he's got it out.

[380] Yeah.

[381] Yeah.

[382] I think I think he needs surgery.

[383] I think he needs surgery, but it's not the surgery he thinks he needs.

[384] He thinks he needs he thinks he needs a wrist surgery.

[385] I think he needs hand replacement surgery because God, it has been awful the past few weeks.

[386] dropping third downs left and right yeah how about your boy sanders though i mean this team is only where they are because of jason sanders he is the mvp of this team it's insane he's the only reliable person on this team unless it's an extra point for some reason which is weird and i had someone i had someone reach out to me and make the suggestion and i want to run it past you guys because he has been lights out on field goal attempts The extra points are dicey for some reason.

[387] So this person was telling me and suggested, and I'm going to run it past you.

[388] Just take a bunch of penalties, like a bunch of false starts or whatever, and just keep moving that ball back until it's right in his sweet spot.

[389] And the extra point becomes like a 50 yarder.

[390] And then we're good.

[391] I like it.

[392] 52 yard extra points.

[393] Or make the easy ones.

[394] Either one.

[395] Well, but I mean, those are easy for him.

[396] That's what Billy said.

[397] That's the thing.

[398] Those are the ones.

[399] Yes.

[400] Yes.

[401] He struggles with 25 yards.

[402] So you're saying Tariq Hill needs hand replacement surgery.

[403] Hand replacement surgery, new hands.

[404] Whose hands would you take and put on Tariq Hill's body?

[405] Because there was a movie, old school movie called Body Part, where they took someone's, I believe it was their arm.

[406] I don't know.

[407] And they attached it onto someone who needed an arm.

[408] And that person took the other person's personality.

[409] So Chris Carter, for me, would be the perfect hands for Tariq Hill.

[410] that guy admits dude you know but then he turns into chris quarter you get what i'm saying no no no no no no no no they did a simpsons parody of it no in this situation you you take the person's hands their hands are gone they're still the same person just with another person's hands right that's what they thought body parts billy and i'm telling you the guy turned into a murderer i mean no no no well i no no current player that's the question a current player former player or just anyone in the world I got the answer.

[411] Yeah.

[412] Adam Thielen.

[413] Wow.

[414] Give Tyreek Hill Adam Thielen.

[415] And Adam Thielen doesn't need them anymore because he's in Carolina just wasting away.

[416] So I Googled best hands in the first picture.

[417] Does Adam Thielen need his hands anymore?

[418] This is the research that I did.

[419] Well, hold on.

[420] Does Adam Thielen get Tyreek Hill's hands?

[421] Yes.

[422] Okay, good.

[423] So hand swap.

[424] It's like a face -off situation.

[425] Well, I just didn't want Adam Thielen walking around holiday time without hands.

[426] So I'm just glad he gets some hands.

[427] No, you wouldn't do that to him.

[428] Okay.

[429] So how about Larry Fitzgerald?

[430] Too old.

[431] I'd take his ass.

[432] Okay, well, I mean, this is the hand replacement game.

[433] I'm talking about ass replacement now.

[434] No, we're not.

[435] Come on, it's Christmas.

[436] They have surgery for that.

[437] what about just like you want me to reach out or send send him the link don't explain yeah big dog big dog okay oh you know what i played i played golf with him in tahoe billy like i really know i did okay can i tell you something i'm gonna send him the link this this tahoe trip yeah really doesn't do anything for us.

[438] Because you make all these contacts, but you refuse to text any of them big dog, you know, hop on big dog or whatever.

[439] I'll do better.

[440] I think, I think, well, hold on a second.

[441] Send it to Josh.

[442] Tell Josh.

[443] I'm not sending anything to Josh.

[444] I think, I think this is what you do.

[445] Send it to Josh.

[446] I think this is what you do.

[447] For Baker, for Josh, for Thielen.

[448] This is what you do when you send.

[449] That's fine.

[450] It doesn't matter.

[451] This is what you do.

[452] No, it doesn't matter.

[453] This is what you do.

[454] Baker, Josh, Thielen, really any NFL player.

[455] And you can send it to Raheem Mostert.

[456] We haven't heard from him all season.

[457] I don't know what's going on there.

[458] This is what you do.

[459] You just send them the link and be like, hey, here's the link for 9 -15.

[460] And there's a chance that they think that they forgot that they had something to do.

[461] And then they just hop on the link.

[462] You know what I mean?

[463] Yes.

[464] so i mean he's gonna know if i just send him a link he's gonna be like did we agree to do something because he knows what i do but when in doubt question it when in doubt and then just hit it and be like whatever so no but if he says that i'll say hey don't you remember last week we we talked i sent you a link don't you i don't know you don't even oh sorry i meant to send this to adam shine no just be like oh no i sent it to the wrong adam this is for video roulette like and then they'll know oh video roulette yeah of course that's what we're doing yeah okay let me shine and feel and probably right next to each other all right but you got to say hey big dog here's here's the link for 9 15.

[465] uh hit him with a big dog okay shefter shefter i'll hit him with a big dog not shefter no no i'm not asking shefter it could be i could say oh shirley shefter though if you send shirley shefter the link Happy holidays to all of us.

[466] Yes.

[467] Happy holidays to the Schefters.

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[508] What is, Dax, are you?

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[514] All of them?

[515] All of them.

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[522] Oh, hold on a second.

[523] We have a surprise guest here.

[524] Doorbell?

[525] Yeah, that is a doorbell.

[526] All right.

[527] Bring them in, Thomas.

[528] Who's our first surprise guest?

[529] Hey!

[530] Go Irish.

[531] Hello.

[532] How are you?

[533] I'm really excited.

[534] Thomas just texted me and told me you were doing this.

[535] And I was like, well, I'm waiting for my hit with Golic in like 15 minutes.

[536] So this is perfect timing.

[537] You are, if I may say, in an oddly shaped room.

[538] Yeah, Billy, you're 100 % right.

[539] It looks like a...

[540] Too many walls.

[541] Yeah, there's like...

[542] It looks like they're closing in.

[543] Is it five -sided?

[544] I can see all four walls of that room.

[545] There's a hexagon.

[546] Six walls.

[547] Okay.

[548] This is the room that I grew up in, and this was my struggle my entire life.

[549] Where do I put my bed?

[550] I don't understand.

[551] Yeah, I'm starting to get it.

[552] Everywhere.

[553] It's so confusing.

[554] But we recently repainted because when I was a child, this room was hot pink and bright yellow.

[555] All six walls.

[556] Did you have posters on your wall growing up?

[557] Yes.

[558] Are you kidding?

[559] Of course.

[560] Who wrote the posters?

[561] Joe Theismann.

[562] Brady Quinn.

[563] I mean, name your Notre Dame football player from 2005 to 2010.

[564] Tom Zwickowski.

[565] no jimmy clausen um i had a bunch i had like a i had so many posters billy a bunch of soccer players i was really into soccer yeah same look at me yeah a lot of ronaldo you're not you're not in the soccer troy paul malu i had newspaper clippings from the steelers super bowl from the pittsburgh post gazette from 2006 uh or 2005 the seahawks won all over my bedroom wall so yeah college football's dead right yep It has never been more popular than it is right now.

[566] This weekend is just evidence that college football, the amount of hot takes coming after these games that were mostly duds, everyone wants to talk about it.

[567] It has never been more alive than it is now.

[568] Are you going to the next one?

[569] Are you traveling with Notre Dame?

[570] I'm traveling with Lehman.

[571] We're going to New Orleans for New Year's Eve.

[572] Very nice.

[573] Well, hold on, Jess.

[574] Because you went to the game with your family, right?

[575] You were at the game at Notre Dame?

[576] Yeah.

[577] How'd that go with your dad?

[578] Because you guys, you know, you've told the stories about you and your dad yelling at each other, even while winning.

[579] Actually, like Notre Dame kicked so much ass that there was not a single moment while I was sitting in that stadium that I was like, don't get me wrong.

[580] When Indiana recovered the onside kick, I was like, is this Indiana kicker the best onside kick kicker in all of college football?

[581] That was a beautiful onside kick.

[582] And then he almost nailed the second one.

[583] I was like, okay.

[584] what's going on here?

[585] Al Golden, like put the defense back out on the field.

[586] Notre Dame kind of just let them score those two garbage time touchdowns.

[587] There's like a minute left, but I wasn't really concerned.

[588] There was never really a point in the game where I was concerned, even after the first Riley Leonard, the only Riley Leonard interception, the tip pass.

[589] I was like, that was kind of a lucky play.

[590] There was an Indiana guy right there that caught it.

[591] And then the next play, Xavier Watts picks it off.

[592] And then Jeremiah loves hits the 98 yard.

[593] touchdown so i mean like from the 11 minute mark in the first quarter to the end of the game i was like this is great we're winning everyone's so happy everyone was such a good mood my parents were happy i wasn't even cold i was so happy i wasn't cold wow okay uh billy thinks ignetti uh would have been better off not taking the playoff berth at all just saying no thanks i'm good i made my case uh what do you think i think i've never seen a coach's reputation get tanked so quickly than his did in that game like he went from like the college football darling he won so many coach of the year awards he was finalist for about ap coach of the year and then he punts on fourth and 11 in the fourth quarter down three possessions in a playoff game with 10 minutes left he punts and then after the game he's like well my offense wasn't doing anything and i'm like so you put your defense back out on the field like that doesn't make a whole lot of sense um but yeah i mean he he kind of coached a scared conservative game they fair caught every single kickoff.

[594] They didn't do anything that we haven't seen this season.

[595] And it was just a really conservative game plan against a team that everyone knew was a lot better than Indiana.

[596] And if you want to win a game like that in college football, sometimes you roll the dice a little bit, see if you can get lucky.

[597] And until the last minute and a half of the game, when they actually tried to go for an onside kick, it just felt like they had given up.

[598] You feel validated, Billy?

[599] I said he was my loser of the weekend.

[600] Oh, 100%.

[601] I mean, you guys heard him go on game day and talk about, like, we don't just beat top 25 teams.

[602] We beat the shit out of them.

[603] I'm like, what are you talking about?

[604] No, you don't.

[605] I also, I don't know.

[606] what happened in the post game handshake between him and Marcus Freeman, but he looked like he kept talking and Marcus Freeman had already moved on to his interview with Molly McGrath.

[607] He was like, okay, buddy.

[608] I don't know.

[609] That was just like, he should have done the Mac Brown and like clutched Marcus's neck and pulled him in.

[610] Cause yeah, it just was kind of a weird handshake.

[611] What did you think of the awkward post game?

[612] press conference where marcus room was invited to the next round i love it i i accept we accept like can i say we accept yeah so like this was all of the first round games the reps from the new york six bowl games that are hosting the quarterfinals presented a game ball and like formally invited the head coach to their bowl games this is such a vestige of like old college football and everyone is ripping college football for having this sort of like ridiculous like this is not necessary this formality is not necessary but I love it I love the bowl games I love the guys in suits that go to games all season long and scout out who they want to invite to the bowl games I love that there was randomly a guy there who's like do you want to come to the sugar bowl and Marcus was like yeah um I also I saw like a couple jokes about people that were like Oregon should decline their invitation to the Rose Bowl and just claim the national championship.

[613] And I totally agree with that.

[614] Like if this were 2005 or two, I don't know, like 15 years ago, they could have just been like, well, we went undefeated.

[615] We won the Big Ten.

[616] We're in the Rose Bowl.

[617] We won the national championship.

[618] Thanks.

[619] We're all done here.

[620] Just claim it.

[621] Who cares?

[622] Okay.

[623] What if they decline?

[624] their invitation to the Rose Bowl.

[625] And then the other Bulls are like, well, hold on a second.

[626] Sugar Bowl, we want him now.

[627] Like, we want Oregon.

[628] And then they all start scrambling to grab the team that they actually want.

[629] That would be awesome.

[630] Also, like, I don't know what I'm talking about.

[631] UCF claimed a national title, like, what, seven years ago?

[632] Like, this is still a thing.

[633] People need to claim more national championships.

[634] Kurt Signetti should have just claimed one last week and not played in the bowl game.

[635] He should have opted out because I'm with you, Billy.

[636] That was also with the fact that, like, a lot of the...

[637] uh players on their team are transfers and they're not going to be around next year and like the schedule is going to get harder like huge huge l for kurt signetti and like look it brings me no joy to say this he's a yinzer he's got yinzers on his staff tino sinceri is their offensive coordinator okay this is like we're multiple yinzers deep on the scout here for indiana um but man it was brutal We're ready to go back to four teams, Jess.

[638] Yeah, I mean, I think the biggest issue right now is why are the four highest ranked conference champions the four buy teams?

[639] Maybe things would have been bigger if you just ranked it outright.

[640] The top four teams get a buy.

[641] They're going to expand it to 14 in 2016 and then do two buys.

[642] Oh, yes.

[643] But I don't know.

[644] I mean, I think for as much...

[645] bad football as there was this weekend for lack of a better term like the four home sites brought it I thought like even you know even like the first two minutes of the Penn State game when it was like oh this is fun like it was cool to see college football postseason games on campus and I hope that that's the bigger takeaway this weekend like sure the matchups could have been better uh Texas Clemson actually was like almost a pretty good game but um The home sites, I thought, was pretty awesome.

[646] And that was all along, I think, what sold it for a lot of people when they expanded it to 12.

[647] No, that part of it was cool, but it was a colossal loss for the committee, college football, the expanded playoff.

[648] They needed one game to be close.

[649] They needed an upset.

[650] They got nothing.

[651] None of these teams.

[652] The games in general aren't close.

[653] College football games tend to have...

[654] big golfs between the winner and the loser but when you're only playing especially with home field involved yeah especially true yeah when you're only playing four on a weekend like this is a point that i've heard a lot of people make this weekend like it's a little bit of selection bias like yeah these four were were huge blowouts a lot of the games on your average saturday are huge blowouts but you flip to the close game and watch it and then you're like wow what a crazy day this was but um yeah i i think that like i think that it's kind of a example of the committee getting it right because the higher seeds all won and in a tournament like the higher seeds should get rewarded a with the home team and the easier matchup and i think that kind of was how it worked out right like none of these teams needed to play a close game for you to know that they were the better four teams in the bracket so that part i think did kind of work out Uh, the major, the major problem for me is at least for a week, James Franklin is the guy that can now win the big game.

[655] Like get the hell out of here, Jess.

[656] I mean, I, that side of the bracket is looking pretty good.

[657] If you're James Franklin, cause if you can beat Boise state, they are good.

[658] Yeah, they are good.

[659] They didn't have to do a lot to beat SMU because SMU beat themselves like very early on in the game.

[660] But if you beat Boise state.

[661] uh in the fiesta bowl you're gonna end up playing against notre dame or georgia georgia without its quarterback obviously carson beck's not playing that is a really really fierce georgia team but if you figure they can win maybe maybe you get one game with the backup quarterback like i feel like the odds have got to be low that they can win two in a row um so that's a nice little bracket set up for penn state they might be playing in the orange bowl in a couple weeks Billy and Mikey A, just, you know, Mikey A, you know Golik very well.

[662] You know Golik Jr. Billy, you've gotten to know them.

[663] Notre Dame fans, they tend to get very confident and very cocky.

[664] They play Georgia next week.

[665] If I ask Jess, do you think Notre Dame's going to win the national championship?

[666] I'm asking you first, Mikey A. What do you think her response would be?

[667] Of course.

[668] I mean, I don't think her mouth can form the words, no, they're not.

[669] Billy, you agree?

[670] Hold on a second.

[671] I have a question, Jess.

[672] You said you're going to do a Golik and Gojo hit or Gojo and Golik hit.

[673] What is the best thing you're going to tell them and tell us first?

[674] That's a way harder question, Billy.

[675] Let me think about that.

[676] Mikey A., you don't know how self -loathing I am.

[677] You're so wrong.

[678] I went on so many podcasts last week where they're like, is Notre Dame going to beat Indiana?

[679] favored by eight points they should beat them and I'm like I can't say I don't I don't want to say yes like it there's a generational divide among the Mike Golicks of the world who is the same age as my dad and the Jessica Smotanas and the Mike Golick juniors of the world who grew up in the 2000s when the Notre Dame football program was in a terrible spot the administration made some bad hires culture was terrible.

[680] The football was bad.

[681] And so we are all very hurt people.

[682] We don't believe in nice things.

[683] And yes, like I should believe that this team can win a national championship on, I mean, they are spectacular.

[684] They have amazing players.

[685] Xavier Watts is.

[686] one of the best players in college football.

[687] Jeremiah Love, that 98 -yard touchdown run.

[688] He's unbelievable.

[689] He's going to be an early Heisman favorite next year.

[690] They are a really good football team.

[691] I think Marcus Freeman has done an incredible job this season, but I am so, so deeply hurt by the 2005 team, the 2007 team, the 2016 team.

[692] All these times where you're like, man, this is going to be great, and then something terrible happens.

[693] So, no, I don't take winning for granted as a Notre Dame football fan, which is the opposite of what...

[694] Anyone in their 60s will tell you because my dad's been to national championship games.

[695] He's been to, you know, he was at the Miami game in 1988.

[696] He's seen Notre Dame win these games and win them again and win them again.

[697] And I just can't relate to that.

[698] So I'm happy for him.

[699] And they're the greedy ones.

[700] They're like, yeah, we're going to win it all.

[701] And me and me and Gojo are like, please, Lord, just let us let us do something that's not embarrassing.

[702] We'll let you go here because we know you got it wrong.

[703] But so you're telling me that dad is expecting Notre Dame to beat Georgia by 28 points.

[704] every single Notre Dame grad over the age of like 45 probably or maybe 50 is yeah they're like oh like this is gonna be easy I'm just excited for New Year's Eve in New Orleans I've had this circled on my calendar for a few weeks now I'm like Lehman if Notre Dame wins against Indiana which we're not allowed to talk about because we don't want to jinx it like just this is this is what we're doing for New Year's Eve and then sure enough game ended I tailgated in the parking lot for like an hour it was like one o 'clock in the morning sat friday night or saturday morning and i was like lehman new year's eve in new orleans and he was like chuck your delta app and he booked us flights and i was like oh wow that's a good man right there i like that i still need tickets though but that's i don't know you have plenty game time game time you listening game time you out there anyone game time on the notre dame side listen when you go on to go look and go joe ask them for tickets i'm sure yeah exactly right that's okay That's the best thing I'll say.

[705] You'll probably have to stand in the parking lot, do a pregame power up hit or something.

[706] But after that, you're good.

[707] I'm fine with that.

[708] I had to sit on the Clemson side for the Cotton Bowl a few years ago.

[709] That was brutal.

[710] It was a brutal game.

[711] I don't want to do that.

[712] Well, thank you for joining us from your hexagon.

[713] It's the oddest room I've ever seen.

[714] Thank you for saying that.

[715] Thank you, Smetty.

[716] Good luck to Notre Dame.

[717] Have fun.

[718] Have fun New Year's Eve in New Orleans.

[719] And that sounds like a great time.

[720] Happy holidays to you and your family.

[721] Yeah, you too.

[722] Bye, guys.

[723] Thank you.

[724] Notre Dame.

[725] Jesus.

[726] Kids stay in Notre Dame.

[727] So one person on Video Roulette, was it a success?

[728] Yes.

[729] Yes.

[730] She's bigger than a C -list, Billy.

[731] I'm sorry.

[732] She's going to be offended by that.

[733] No, I didn't.

[734] Thomas invited her.

[735] So listen, Thomas is the one that deemed her C -list, not me. All right.

[736] Do we want to do what the season ended today?

[737] I know we have Billy's big board bets.

[738] There's a Monday night game coming up.

[739] I think we discussed college enough.

[740] It's terrible.

[741] It's a joke.

[742] It's absolutely ridiculous.

[743] They should be ashamed of themselves.

[744] And I am with Billy.

[745] We should go back to four teams.

[746] And computers, by the way.

[747] And computers.

[748] Okay.

[749] PCS.

[750] I had it right.

[751] This is ludicrous.

[752] What are we doing?

[753] It's like watching the NCAA tour.

[754] It's like watching March Madness.

[755] I mean, you get an occasional upset, but for the most part, it's Kansas beating Illinois State by 50 points.

[756] It was a joke over the weekend.

[757] Who's watching these games?

[758] You want to know how I know that video roulette was not going to take off the way that I thought and was hoping that it would?

[759] And it's just because of the time of the day.

[760] It's because there was no heads up, and it's because of...

[761] The time of the year, too, that we're a couple of days away from the holidays.

[762] You know how I knew it wasn't going to take off, Stugatz?

[763] Because the people that just no answered us were people that 100 % would always join these situations.

[764] 100%.

[765] You want to know some of the names that just no answered us?

[766] So these are the people that would normally join us but did not answer us today.

[767] These people got actual links sent to them and just never materialized.

[768] Okay.

[769] Mikey C. Got an invite.

[770] Never answered.

[771] never materialized wow but i mean he's probably seeking approval he needs permission to come on but here's here's the win -win of the situation behind the scenes mikey c has been just hounding us for months and months and months to join and never has but now the invite was set up or sent out and now we can just throw it back in his face like buddy we said what do you want me to do that was it but he did not join mikey is familiar with with this creature's work billy he will somehow spin it and turn it around on us no he like no no no no no well there was there's a bit of sabotage that was in the works in which mikey c won mikey a or mikey all right i'm getting confused with the mikey's mikey a when mikey c joined was going to tell mikey c that the reason he hasn't been on is because of me because i've been blocking him from joining which is going to really make my life miserable for years to come but he didn't join so what are you going to do lorenzo was sent an invite he did not join today also make it like me and you ask weekly to have mikey c on him do you remember the episode remember the episode where i had mikey a and mikey a do you remember this mikey c was on you were on i had mikey t on it was mikey t mikey c mikey a yes anyway it was very confusing yeah lorenzo happy holidays believe you mikey uh mikey had a big invite that was sent out shockingly no response who did you send it to well if we were gonna have mikey c on the matchup we've all been dying to see mikey c and k funk i sent it to k funk yeah no answer no chance all right you want uh you want my big board bets really quickly and then we can kind of head out of here because my wife's gonna kill me because this is supposed to i told her it has a 20 minutes starting at eight o 'clock and it's almost 10 now i had a feeling on it didn't get back to me by the way big dog huh unfortunate all right my first one today three wins i mean josh jacobs over 90 and a half rushing yards all right josh jacobs tonight yeah uh the reason is because the saints have a bad rush defense and it is supposed to snow so we'll see what happens i'm not it's saints and packers tonight uh the packers might be the best team in the nfl that division is loaded between the packers and uh and the vikings and of course the lions that's a ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous division all right my next one mvs over two and a half receiving yards listen it's either going to be zero or a hundred okay receiving yards or receptions or sorry receptions receptions thank you receiving yards would have been quite the gift i was giving myself i was gonna say two and a half receiving yards yeah so you're going mvs over two and a half Yeah, over two and a half receptions.

[772] We'll see what happens.

[773] Okay, we'll see what happens.

[774] Yes, we will.

[775] That's all we can do, Billy, is see what happens.

[776] After a two and five week last week, I'm not feeling confident about anything.

[777] And here is one that is really, really out there.

[778] But I want to have fun with my friends today.

[779] So I'm going to go Spencer Rattler over 0 .5 touchdowns.

[780] He just needs to throw one.

[781] All right.

[782] All right.

[783] It's going to be a snowy day.

[784] I don't know how much he's going to be throwing.

[785] Hopefully he's throwing to MVS when he is throwing.

[786] But also, Alvin Kamara does not appear to be in the picture.

[787] He's not playing tonight.

[788] Yeah.

[789] So they're going to have to have the offense come from somewhere.

[790] So I'm hoping that it's via the air and to MVS if possible.

[791] All right.

[792] Anything else, you guys?

[793] Anything else you want to get to?

[794] Well, if the season ended today, we haven't gotten to yet.

[795] Let's do it real quickly, then we'll get out of here.

[796] Mikey, do you have if the season ended today for us?

[797] I sure do.

[798] And do you have a gift that you got someone that you really like that you can tell us about because they're never going to see this?

[799] No, that's fine.

[800] Okay, never mind.

[801] I didn't send anyone gifts.

[802] Really?

[803] Yeah, we know.

[804] Oh, yours is coming.

[805] Billy and I are well aware.

[806] All right.

[807] Well, I'm going to give you options on gifts.

[808] You want options?

[809] I'll give you options.

[810] You want some options?

[811] What does that even mean you're going to give options?

[812] You can have the gift that I was going to give you or I'll send you the book.

[813] Now, the thing is that that's implying that there was a gift.

[814] I was just going to say, either way, I think I'm winding up with nothing.

[815] One plus one equals nothing.

[816] All right.

[817] If the season ended today.

[818] If the season ended today, the Buffalo Bills would be playing host to the Denver Broncos.

[819] Wow.

[820] So, Billy, I do believe the Broncos are going to lose their final two games here.

[821] I don't know if that means they're not going to make the playoffs, but those games are difficult.

[822] Yeah, it's possible that they'll lose those two games.

[823] So maybe the Dolphins can sneak in.

[824] Maybe the Bengals can sneak in.

[825] Maybe the Colts can still sneak in.

[826] Oh, I want the Bengals in so bad.

[827] I want the Bengals in so bad.

[828] I know.

[829] Yeah.

[830] So the Bills play who?

[831] The Broncos right now.

[832] If the season ended today.

[833] If the season ended today.

[834] That's a blowout.

[835] Yeah.

[836] Well, if the season ended today, the Pittsburgh Steelers would be playing host to the Los Angeles Chargers.

[837] They played already, right?

[838] They did.

[839] Yeah, regular season.

[840] Steelers won that game.

[841] How do you guys feel about the Christmas Day games?

[842] It's funny you should mention that, Billy, because if the season ended today, the Houston Texans would be playing host to the Baltimore Ravens, which is actually a Christmas Day game.

[843] The Ravens would win that game, I feel like.

[844] There's something wrong in Houston this year.

[845] I mean, I know they have enough wins to win that division, but that doesn't really matter.

[846] There's something off in Houston this year, right?

[847] I agree with that.

[848] I'm looking up to see if the Steelers play the Chargers this year.

[849] I thought they did.

[850] Well, while you look that up, let's go to the season ended today in the NFC.

[851] Wait, Mikey, you think the Ravens would win that game, right?

[852] I think the Ravens win that game.

[853] Although the Ravens always lose that game.

[854] The Ravens always lose that game in the playoffs.

[855] The one that you're like, oh, the Ravens will win that game.

[856] No, they don't.

[857] No, the Raven game that they lose, I could see them beating Houston.

[858] It's the home game that they lose, I feel like.

[859] Maybe being on the road will be a good thing for Baltimore this year.

[860] All right, so season ended today.

[861] The season ended today.

[862] Remember that great game we saw yesterday between the Eagles and Commanders?

[863] Let's do it again, this time in Philadelphia.

[864] Wow.

[865] Yeah.

[866] But if the season ends today, Jalen Hurts will be out with a concussion, huh?

[867] Yeah.

[868] You seem excited about that.

[869] That's an odd.

[870] Well, it gives Washington a chance to pull off the upset.

[871] That's all.

[872] Kenny Pickett, superstar.

[873] Thankfully for the Eagles, the season doesn't end today, Billy.

[874] That's all I would say.

[875] It was looking bad.

[876] Kenny Pickett was...

[877] can he pickets up two touchdowns on you it's not looking great but commanders figured it out guys have we arrived at the uh the chiefs need a loss they've needed one they've needed a loss for a while now they've been they've been yeah they're well due for a loss like and they're they're man they're playing with fire not getting it i don't know what i know but now so they don't really need to win these games they have the one seed pretty much sewed up here so like tanking a game and actually losing a game are two different things you know they're not gonna lose on christmas i shouldn't say that but they're not gonna they're not gonna tank on christmas no you're right but they need to lose that is what we're saying that's the last chance they have to lose i mean look Look, if if I was Travis Kelsey or if I was Patrick Mahomes or I mean, if I was even I really I think it comes down to Taylor.

[878] I think Taylor needs to call Andy and be like, Andy, why do we need to go to Pittsburgh for Christmas?

[879] We don't want that.

[880] I'm sure it's lovely there at this time of year.

[881] We don't want that.

[882] Let's not do that.

[883] And then sure enough, boom, that's it.

[884] There's their loss and they don't even travel to Pittsburgh.

[885] I mean, some people travel.

[886] But DeAndre Hopkins will be playing that game.

[887] And then you get Pittsburgh that false hope in the event that they have to travel to Kansas City in the playoffs and play that team, right?

[888] Oh, yeah.

[889] Maybe we can beat this team.

[890] Yeah.

[891] All right.

[892] If the segment ended now, what are we doing?

[893] Well, if the season ended today, the Rams would be hosting the Packers.

[894] A couple of LeFleurs cutting it up.

[895] Wow.

[896] I'd take the Rams in that game.

[897] By the way, we'll finish on this note.

[898] All the people.

[899] Do you have more if the season ended today?

[900] There's one more game if you wanted to get to all of them.

[901] All right, we'll get to all of them.

[902] Then I'll say what I have to say.

[903] Falcons hosting the Vikings.

[904] I have the Falcons winning the Super Bowl.

[905] Capitalist football?

[906] I didn't say the thing I was going to say.

[907] Say the thing.

[908] No. I'll tease it for Friday.

[909] Friday?

[910] We're not doing this again?

[911] We're doing this again?

[912] I was just going to say, all the people who didn't want the NFL over the weekend because it got in the way of the college football playoffs, go bleep yourself.

[913] Except for you, Lucy, because I love you.

[914] You are lucky that the NFL existed this past weekend because the college football playoff was a dumpster fire.

[915] A complete failure.

[916] And thank you to the NFL for bailing us out.

[917] That's all.

[918] God bless.

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