The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
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[14] All right, we've kind of started a bit of a tradition around here that we end our shows with the show awards.
[15] And since this also feels like the end of the series, I think we can't.
[16] Championship celebration is the parade.
[17] So we could do a little bit of show awards for today and for all of it.
[18] Like, I think...
[19] I'm starting.
[20] I can't wait anymore.
[21] Oh.
[22] I want Dominique to get the first award.
[23] because I came in here right now, thinking that he's coming in for four days.
[24] It was gonna be very difficult dealing with him and that it was gonna be exhausting.
[25] And in fact, it was entertaining, educational, and I found it to be a pleasure.
[26] And Dan is gonna be upset because there was no, the tension that he wanted me to feel with Dominique.
[27] I didn't feel, and I appreciate that.
[28] Black History Month, why is that?
[29] And that is my new relationship.
[30] So what's the award?
[31] The award is the he really surprised me this week award.
[32] Dominique Foxworth.
[33] I have an award for Dominique.
[34] Hang on, classic David, always coming first.
[35] What's yours, Pablo?
[36] The coming first award.
[37] I also want to give an award to Dominique.
[38] Let's stop.
[39] Let's stop with this foolishness.
[40] My award for Dominique.
[41] Oh, God.
[42] Is the person in my life who is the worst at accepting compliment that he actually deserves a word.
[43] Oh, gross.
[44] All right, no one clap for this.
[45] Okay.
[46] My award.
[47] award for Pablo is the point -shaver award.
[48] Pablo has been trying to blow this series since he had one good show.
[49] It man just out here fumbling and bumbling.
[50] You did?
[51] Who in like the history of a sport has had a terrible game but hit a big shot at the end?
[52] Because I have to be honest.
[53] The last segment, you came Magna.
[54] You're welcome.
[55] That's a good one.
[56] I'm gonna give Tony an award for the best defense.
[57] Oh, good defense, Tony!
[58] I'm gonna give Dominique another award.
[59] Very defensive.
[60] Tony Award.
[61] Those are coming up next year, by the way.
[62] No, thank you.
[63] This one's for Dominique thinking he could beat me one -on -one.
[64] This is a sad award for you.
[65] What's that award?
[66] The award that he thinks he could beat me one -on -one.
[67] That's not an award?
[68] I'd like to award Tony the...
[69] That's why he won best friends.
[70] I got distracted by watching soccer on the TV.
[71] There was a goal happening.
[72] I'd like to give Tony the award to the person who most gave an award that feels like it came from somebody who got under 1 ,000 on their SAT.
[73] These awards are terrible today.
[74] Can I also give Tony an award?
[75] Of course.
[76] Because I think I started that.
[77] Hands down, easiest to Gaslight Award goes to Tony.
[78] That was chef's kiss.
[79] I got one for Billy.
[80] Best EP of the week I'm giving you that award because what you had to do today we went through a lot of stuff today we did things we've never done Chris was great but what Billy had to do today to juggle best EP of the week Billy.
[81] I'd like to give an award to Chris for being the guy who second best TV award took great notes great notes best not taker award Copious notes.
[82] Contributed on a day he wasn't even here.
[83] The only thing I wondered, Billy, is you were a pen clicking while you were e -ping when I was in the container.
[84] Was I?
[85] Yes.
[86] And does that not get picked up?
[87] And the mic is on.
[88] Because you were, is that a nervous tick of yours?
[89] That.
[90] You were doing a lot of that.
[91] Sorry.
[92] No, it's.
[93] I'll work on that.
[94] Let me make a note.
[95] That's not an award.
[96] Make a note.
[97] Well, no, we're, Dom, I'm paying it forward.
[98] I got help so much by Dominique that I wanted to help Billy.
[99] he was clicking.
[100] I want to give Charlie the glow -up award.
[101] I mean, Charlie, I feel like the beginning of this week, Charlie was a guy that people knew about.
[102] End of the week.
[103] They all here, he started a...
[104] A movement.
[105] Big contributor.
[106] No, but I mean, you guys are trying to steal him from me?
[107] It's like, he went from the beginning of week.
[108] Yeah, the Custody Battle Award.
[109] He did try to docks me, so...
[110] That was bad.
[111] The 1580 Award.
[112] Project 1580.
[113] Can I get Pops?
[114] Pablo an award for...
[115] An almost perfect award.
[116] He's become so much more mature.
[117] He handled that sex therapist segment so well.
[118] Surprisingly mature award.
[119] I didn't feel it that way, actually.
[120] I don't know if you earned that one.
[121] You guys don't know, Pablo.
[122] Thanks for the awards, by the way, guys.
[123] Well, I was going to finish with...
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