MFM Minisode 258

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] Welcome.

[2] To my favorite murder.

[3] The minisode.

[4] Video for the fan cult.

[5] Video version.

[6] We blew dried our hair.

[7] You should see the shine on Georgia's bangs.

[8] She looks like a doll from the 50s.

[9] Thank you.

[10] Your eyebrows look great.

[11] Oh, thank you.

[12] They were rushed.

[13] Little eyeliner.

[14] Love it.

[15] Do a little wing.

[16] Just a quick wing.

[17] Got to do it.

[18] You know, it does feel weird to put on this much makeup in the early day.

[19] I love it because now I have the, like, now I'll do something on a Sunday.

[20] Yes, right?

[21] You know, like, now I'm like, Vince, I have makeup on.

[22] That means we have to go out.

[23] You know what I mean?

[24] You have to take me some more nice.

[25] If I have makeup, no, I don't care where we go.

[26] I just have to leave the fucking house and put some pants on if I have makeup on for work.

[27] Yeah, yeah.

[28] I mean, because it is, I have primer on.

[29] Oh, wow.

[30] Yeah, you can't stay home with primer on.

[31] No. Look at you.

[32] Your cheekbones are kicking.

[33] I mean, we're just doing it.

[34] We're doing it for the love of the email.

[35] That's right.

[36] So many good ones this week.

[37] You want to go first?

[38] Sure.

[39] Okay.

[40] It starts, Hi, friends.

[41] My mother is a nosy fucking Nelly.

[42] She's a pediatric ophthalmologist, and then in parentheses, a kid's eye surgeon.

[43] Oh, thank you.

[44] So much to my brother's sister and my horror shopping trips were often plagued with her confronting strangers about their wandering eyes and how it's just a quick 15 -minute surgery.

[45] Oh, no. Mom, please.

[46] Yeah, yeah, she's life -changing and helps kids and all that.

[47] So one Saturday, my mom was on her daily run with my two younger siblings in the stroller and me on my roller blades being pulled along by the stroller.

[48] Awesome.

[49] We lived in a suburban neighborhood in Spokane, Washington, so generally pretty safe.

[50] We passed one house, And my mom suddenly turned us around because she had seen a lone toddler in the front yard.

[51] She asked me, and then in parentheses in all caps, a five -year -old, what she should do?

[52] Should she wait here with eyes on the kid for their adult to return or just carry on with her run?

[53] Or should she take the kid and find its home?

[54] No, no, don't kid.

[55] That's a lot.

[56] Don't do that one.

[57] Right?

[58] You would think.

[59] I told her the kid was fine.

[60] Yeah.

[61] She left us alone in the front yard.

[62] to play many a time and we didn't want to disrupt the kid's good time.

[63] Well, she didn't listen to me, a five -year -old, and picked up the kid from his front yard and we carried on our way, stopping and knocking on each neighbor's door.

[64] She stopped at every house on both sides of the street, asking if the neighbor knew who the kid belonged to.

[65] Again and again, she was told, no, that the neighbors did not recognize the kid.

[66] Eventually, we stopped at the last house, the one my mother picked the kid up from.

[67] No, no, no, no. As we walked up their driveway, we noticed a group of adult men standing in the garage, who all turned to stare as my mom approached with the toddler.

[68] She asked the group, does this kid belong to any of you?

[69] And one brave man stepped forward to claim the kid.

[70] I could tell he was super confused about what was happening.

[71] He took the kid from my mom as she scolded him, saying, you really need to keep a better eye on your kids.

[72] I could have been anyone who took your child.

[73] Oh, go mom.

[74] I love it.

[75] Bad kidnapper, not a good kidnapper.

[76] The men hesitantly thanked her and we carried on our way.

[77] I struggle with my mom now, but she's definitely a badass and I do have some of that in me too.

[78] I love the show.

[79] It's got me through dark times and long drives.

[80] Your mom is a nosy Nelly.

[81] I understand the struggle.

[82] Dek, knock, knock, ding, ding, ding.

[83] Turns out the kid was where it belonged.

[84] And you're a kidnapper now.

[85] you're by way of example you have committed a felony way to go super ophthalmologist mom that's doing it all I think the lesson here is you got to listen to the five year old please please listen to your five year old who's smarter than a five year old you've already made it five years you're no longer a baby right you're accessing a brand new part of your brain but you don't have any adult bullshit or even older kid bullshit right like prime to be smart definitely Bud out, the five -year -old recommends.

[86] Oh, my God, for a second, I thought you had long, dangly earrings on.

[87] Do you love my dangly earrings?

[88] Do you love my long?

[89] Claire's.

[90] All right.

[91] This is called Shabbat Shooter.

[92] Oh.

[93] Hello, murderinos, mammals and mustache.

[94] Here's an old family story.

[95] My mother hails from a long line of East Coast Jews who have consistently celebrated Shabbat every Friday night.

[96] Her grandmother, my great -grandmother, was apparently quite the beauty and was all set to marry this guy from town, Hoboken, New Jersey, to be exact, until she met my great -grandfather.

[97] The other guy did not receive confirmation of her transferred affections until one Shabbat dinner when he asked my great -grandmother, are you going to marry me or not?

[98] She told him, no, at which point he promptly pulled out a gun and shot her.

[99] What?

[100] Luckily, it hit her shoulder and went right through, though she was bedridden for a year.

[101] Holy shit.

[102] My great -grandfather waited for her and helped her learn how to walk again, and they eventually married and had a family.

[103] I don't know what happened to the shooter as my great -grandmother was apparently deeply ashamed and refused to talk about it.

[104] Her daughter didn't even know until one of her friends' gossipy mothers told her about it.

[105] Whoa.

[106] Oh, my God.

[107] Great -grandma might have felt extremely slut -shamed, but I think it had to the resilience of the women in my family.

[108] My grandmother and mother have plenty of their own stories, but those are not meant for this email.

[109] Advocating to end violence against women has become one of my passions, and I'm grateful for all the work you do to promote mental health and safe resources for women and non -women victims of said violence.

[110] Stay sexy and maybe only bring wine to Shabbat, Rebecca.

[111] God, that's, I bet that grandma was, it's like also trauma.

[112] Like, it's PTSD that she can't talk.

[113] about it.

[114] That's someone, she's the victim of a violent assault.

[115] Yeah.

[116] It's crazy.

[117] You think stuff like that only happens in modern times, but that's a great, great grandma story.

[118] Yes.

[119] Well, I'm glad this Rebecca's working towards.

[120] You know what?

[121] She's using her legacy and doing good because of it.

[122] Yeah.

[123] Using her family trauma for good.

[124] Here's her Rebecca.

[125] Shabbat Shalom.

[126] Shabbat Shalom.

[127] Okay.

[128] The subject line of this email is, did somebody ask about a sinkhole?

[129] Oh.

[130] Hi, Paul, Holes, friends.

[131] That's great.

[132] You want a sinkhole story?

[133] Here goes.

[134] I live near the Lancaster PA area.

[135] And besides quaint, covered bridges and roads filled with horse -drawn buggies, and then in parentheses, cute the first time you see one, but very annoying to get stuck behind in traffic.

[136] We've also got a ton of shopping outlets.

[137] That's weird.

[138] That's what they're known for?

[139] I guess so.

[140] I don't know why I think that's so funny.

[141] One of them had a massive sinkhole open up in the middle of their parking lot that initially swallowed six cars and continued to grow over the ensuing days and weeks, eventually consuming 150 parking spaces.

[142] Oh my God.

[143] That's a big one, Karen.

[144] That is a biggie.

[145] And that's a really perfect way to describe the size of a sinkhole by parking spaces.

[146] Totally.

[147] Then you can immediately picture it in your head.

[148] I don't know what a football field size is.

[149] I've never been on a football field.

[150] I've been drunk every time I've been near a football field.

[151] So you're going to have to give me more accurate and relatable sizes than that.

[152] Right.

[153] And a parking space is perfect.

[154] It just keeps going.

[155] Yeah.

[156] That's huge.

[157] That's huge.

[158] Okay.

[159] Then the sinkhole.

[160] Oh, shit.

[161] We're fucking around in this first paragraph.

[162] We need to get to the second paragraph.

[163] Oh, my God.

[164] What is it?

[165] Then the sinkhole caught on fire.

[166] What?

[167] No, it did it.

[168] Someone's lying to make Karen happy.

[169] Seriously, on fire.

[170] It caused two million in damages and plumes of black smoke were visible for miles around.

[171] The cause of the blaze is still officially undetermined, but it is thought to be related to the construction to repair the sinkhole.

[172] So, SSDGM, and now you know that sinkholes are flammable.

[173] And then they included three links so that we could watch.

[174] watch the burning sinkhole in Lancaster, PA.

[175] And there's no name.

[176] Dropped in, dropped out with fucking gold.

[177] Awesome.

[178] That really badass move of just like, don't worry about who I am.

[179] Worry about the size of the sinkhole.

[180] And that it's on fire.

[181] The depths of hell.

[182] That's why it's on fire.

[183] Went all the way to the depth of hell.

[184] Yeah.

[185] You accessed a portal to hell, obviously, at the outlet mall.

[186] Right.

[187] Where else would you?

[188] And I mean, parking lots are hell anyways, especially at malls.

[189] So this is like, obviously, it's intertwined.

[190] It's like either it was going to be in the parking lot or it was going to be in that Nautica store that was in the mall.

[191] Either way, you're going to fucking hell, friends.

[192] That's right.

[193] Stay away from malls.

[194] Okay.

[195] That's the moral of the story.

[196] That's right.

[197] Okay.

[198] Hometown rabies story.

[199] I was attacked by a rabid beaver.

[200] Hello, everybody.

[201] You're all doing a great job.

[202] A while ago, there was a request for rabies stories, so here you go.

[203] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[204] You don't remember this?

[205] I don't remember this, but I'm sure we did it.

[206] There was a request for a rabies store.

[207] There wasn't a request for a rabies stories.

[208] You and I made the request.

[209] Like, it's so, it was not some listener.

[210] We're getting into bed and pulling up the blankets.

[211] Like, what kind of story do you want?

[212] Bates.

[213] In 2018, I went tubing down at Creek in Ithaca, New York, with a bunch of friends and my brother, Jake, who was visiting.

[214] The water was low, so it was pretty slow going.

[215] And we were all spread out along the creek after a few hours.

[216] Man, I've never gone tubing and I feel like I'm missing out in life.

[217] Just drinking and tubing.

[218] You're not.

[219] You're not.

[220] You're not.

[221] I'm not missing out?

[222] Well, as someone who, so I grew up near the Russian River and that was like the thing to do.

[223] And it's fun for a little while.

[224] But if you get sunburn at all, it's a nightmare.

[225] That's a great example of when the water's slow, you're literally just kind of sitting around with your butt hanging.

[226] It feels super weird.

[227] So your butt is just hanging down.

[228] You have to walk back to where you started, too.

[229] That sounds like a nightmare.

[230] Or you, yeah, it depends.

[231] Or you just take your thing and then swim back.

[232] No, I'll be beachside, guys.

[233] I'll watch the coolers.

[234] There's just, I don't know.

[235] It's like, that's for 18 -year -olds that are like, it's like college.

[236] That's what tubing means to me. Okay.

[237] Well, then I won't fucking do it.

[238] I don't want to.

[239] I try it and see.

[240] I'm good.

[241] All right.

[242] All right.

[243] Are we fighting?

[244] I'm forcing you to go tubing.

[245] That's the end of it.

[246] Okay, blah, blah, spread out.

[247] We're getting close to the end and suddenly an animal, the size of a dog, starts attacking my tube.

[248] I jump out of the water trying to figure out what's going on, and a beaver swims away with my instantly deflated tube towards some of our unsuspecting party downstream.

[249] A minute later, I hear screaming from the direction of the beaver.

[250] When I round the bend, I see my brother in the water.

[251] water in his tube trying to get free from the beaver who was chomping on his leg with his giant beaver teeth.

[252] He gets free and up under the shore, but the beaver is still in the water, swimming circles with a taste for blood, and we have more friends coming down the creek.

[253] Oh, my God.

[254] Start screaming, everyone.

[255] The beaver charges again for all of us on the beach and we have to defend ourselves with the only available weapon, rocks.

[256] To sum things up, we made it out of the woods, got my brother the hospital.

[257] hospital and got him some much -needed stitches.

[258] The Beaver did test positive for rabies.

[259] And my bro and I had to go through a very uncomfortable series of rabies shots.

[260] I guess she got bit too.

[261] Yeah.

[262] Great podcast and great podcast network.

[263] That's it.

[264] Shout out to my brother Jake, an NYC art teacher at Clara Barton, who was much tougher than I was about the shots, even though they had to go directly into the bite area, which for him meant between the stitches.

[265] And I heard rabies shot.

[266] And I heard rabies are like fucking horrible right they're horrible and I think you have to get several rounds of them like it goes on for a while yeah stay sexy and stay out of six mile creek Leah okay I want to I wish I could see a picture of how big that beaver is because even if it was little that's really scary well she said the size of a dog so that could mean I don't think she means a chihuahua or she would have said chihuahua like that must be like a fucking frank size dog if you are going to to compare something to a dog you have to give the breed.

[267] Oh, that's true.

[268] And we need it to be registered with the American Kennel Association.

[269] No mutts size.

[270] No, we need parking lots.

[271] Space is my, we need parking space size.

[272] Is the dog one quarter of a parking spot?

[273] Well, then now we know how big this beaver was.

[274] That's our unit of measurement from now on, everyone.

[275] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.

[276] Absolutely.

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[295] Goodbye.

[296] I'm not going to read you the subject line because it's a spoiler.

[297] Hi, friends.

[298] Have I got a story for you?

[299] It has everything.

[300] So many of these emails start.

[301] It has everything.

[302] It's my favorite.

[303] Preteen awkwardness, punching, hush puppies.

[304] And then in parentheses, the shoe, not the deep fried tree.

[305] And a brush with death.

[306] All right.

[307] The year is 1991.

[308] And I'm a very shy seventh grader with huge glasses and a terrible haircut.

[309] But in my least favorite class history, I snapped to attention when my teacher begins the day's lesson about famous American serial killers.

[310] What?

[311] Today's lesson, children.

[312] A seventh grade history class about serial killers.

[313] That teacher was bored.

[314] For real.

[315] It was like, do you know what?

[316] It was probably right before Christmas or right in May, like right before summer break.

[317] Fuck the American Revolution.

[318] Let's talk about it.

[319] We've had it with all those old dudes.

[320] Yeah.

[321] let's get relevant inappropriate subject matter for 12 year old may be but I am wrapped and at dinner that night tell my parents and siblings everything I've learned my dad casually says oh you I've never told you about my run -in with a serial killer have I here's the story in 1973 my baby face 19 year old dad was in the Navy and heading home to Syracuse New York from San Diego on leave he was dressed in his dress blues and sitting alone reading a book on his 10 hour layover in O 'Hare airport.

[322] A man in civilian clothing comes up, clocks his uniform, and asks if he's seen a Lance Corporal in the Marine Corps go by, and my dad apologizes and said he hasn't been paying attention.

[323] The guy then asks if he has anything against brass and shows my dad a military ID that says he's a lieutenant commander in the Navy, and then asks if he wants to go get some drinks.

[324] Dad says, okay, because in those days, a fellow sailor was akin to a brother.

[325] when he follows the guy past the airport bar and down the stairs he starts getting a little confused but thinks maybe there's another bar he didn't see when the guy walks outside my dad asks where they're going and he said let's get to my place it's super close and I have lots of boots you're inside the airport already there's bars it's the 70s but still it wasn't an in -out all the time situation you still had to go through security and stuff I don't think so did you didn't you?

[326] Oh maybe you didn't you could just stroll right up to your gate yeah probably yeah i guess that's true dad was not quite convinced he then happens to look down and the man's shoes catch his eye he was wearing gray hush puppies with little gold chains across them which my dad for some reason found to be a red flag anyway he's right anyway the guy convinces him to get in the car and offers to call some playboy bunnies he knows to meet them at the house oh come on well it says in parentheses, the original Playboy Mansion was in Chicago.

[327] He then asks if my dad is a swinger.

[328] My poor sweet baby angel father has no idea what that means.

[329] Please.

[330] Honey.

[331] He knows.

[332] Honey, girl.

[333] What that means?

[334] So he hesitantly says, yeah, sure.

[335] Oh, no. The guy responds with some real dirty talk, the details of which I'll spare you, then proceeds to try to grope him while my dad's keep swiping his hand away and says politely no thanks i'm not into that why don't you take me back to the airport the guy is insistent no you'll be fine you'll have a great time i'm going to call the girls i swear if you don't have a good time i'll give you 50 bucks as they turn onto a busy downtown street with lots of traffic lights my dad plants his escape he quietly looks to see if the passenger door is unlocked notices that it is and when they finally get to a red light he swings the door open, jumps out, leans back in, and punches the stunned guy in the side of the head, runs across a few lanes of traffic, almost getting hit by a taxi.

[336] When the driver stops to yell at him, my dad jumps in and asks for a ride back to the airport.

[337] He eventually makes it home, tells his then -girlfriend, my mother, and some friends his crazy story, and eventually forgets about it.

[338] Cut to five years later.

[339] My parents are at my aunt and uncle's house on a Friday night eating pizza and watching the news on a New York City station as they do every Friday night they had cable it was a big deal at that time and all the exciting news came from the city a news segment begins with a shot of a handcuffed man and my dad yells at them to turn it up that's the crazy guy from Chicago i told you about friends that crazy guy was none other than john Wayne gasey whoa yep the one that murdered at least 33 boys and young men and buried most of them in the crawl space under his house which was about three miles from O 'Hare Airport.

[340] Oh, my God.

[341] Right?

[342] You better believe that I raised my hand in history class for the first time ever and told that whole tale to my class the next day.

[343] My sister also recalls telling it to her second grade teacher, who I'm sure it was a horrible.

[344] That dad just told that story at the dinner table.

[345] He didn't hold back.

[346] My dad is a former firefighter, just like home gym, and has been teaching us lessons about safety for my entire life.

[347] He's the reason I'm a murderino who is always calm in an emergency and knows better than to try to put out a grease fire with flour.

[348] Thank you.

[349] Let's underline that any chance we get.

[350] And let's be honest, probably also part of the reason I have anxiety.

[351] Entirely, friend.

[352] Yeah, absolutely.

[353] Stay sexy and don't be afraid to be judgy about a guy's shoes.

[354] Kristen.

[355] Kristen painted a picture there for us.

[356] That's insane.

[357] He was going to be murdered by John Wang.

[358] Casey.

[359] And if he had just a little bit more, like if he had more time.

[360] Yeah.

[361] Um, like on his layover, if he was a little more like, yeah, let's party.

[362] Who cares?

[363] It's the 70s.

[364] Any number of, you know, I don't know.

[365] And the shoe thing is so good.

[366] It's like there, it's true.

[367] There's indicators.

[368] Yeah.

[369] And it's also like him promising like Playboy bunnies.

[370] No, no, no, no. You got to get like that whole thing he did where he manipulated people and then be like, let's play this game with these, these fucking handcuffs and see if you can get out of them like he's that is a fucking close call crazy yeah yeah um this is called thank god my mom still loves me hello all in the words of sophia petrillo picture it j c penny the women's casual wear department 1993 yes wasn't it just called pennies then they did they went through some brand changes before they closed entirely oh you're right you're right now aren't they gone no there's one in the glendale gallery oh shit my full apologies to the jc penny company and catalogs right you better okay 1993 daisy penny now picture hearing a child scream for most of the store to hear they're going to kill us that child paused for dramatic effect was me nice let's break it down It was a Saturday and I had two options.

[371] Stay at home with my dad and older sister while they fix things around the house or go to J .C. Penny with my mom.

[372] I chose the latter.

[373] Choosing to go women's clothing shopping, one of the first signs I was transgender.

[374] Get my hands dirty as if.

[375] The trip to J .C. Penny would have been no big deal if not for the movie selection the night before.

[376] Friday nights were family movie night and my sister and I picked the 1987 gem manicure.

[377] Ken Cattrell, fucking great movie.

[378] We loved it.

[379] Loved it.

[380] It was a big topic of the day.

[381] Manichens were a big part of our lives back then.

[382] That's right.

[383] At first, I was super excited at the idea of mannequins come into life to be my friend.

[384] But then I connected it to living doll horror movies of the time like Chuckie from Child's Play, scared the ever -loving shit out of me at the time.

[385] Chucky is one of the scariest things that humanity's ever created.

[386] That's right.

[387] And I soon found only terror in the idea of mannequins coming to life.

[388] Fast forward 24 hours later and I'm standing with my mom as she looks through a rack of I have children now, early 90 sweaters.

[389] There was a group of three mannequins standing in a semicircle looking down at their bracelets.

[390] However, in my six, exactly.

[391] However, in my six -year -old mind, they were looking straight at me. I began to silent whimper cry.

[392] My mom noticed and got down to my level to ask me what was the matter.

[393] When I was a little kid, my freakout choice was the sudden freak out.

[394] Imagine a 100 -year -old dormant volcano that erupts one day with no warning.

[395] So as soon as my mom asked me what was the matter, I immediately scream, cried at the top of my lungs, they're going to kill us.

[396] In what seemed like a blur, my mom scooped me up and was power walking in her four -inch wedges out of the store while I continued to scream, they're going to kill us.

[397] Once we got out to the car, I don't remember much as I was in full hysterics.

[398] Now, at age 34, when my mom and I go to a store together, she always says, now don't make me power walk you out of here.

[399] SSDGM and always remember, mannequins are people too, Serena.

[400] I love those moments where it's like just like, just.

[401] classic kid thinking that adults like that's actually a great mom because she was like I'm I have to get in front of this now and like you know make it as low impact as possible right because that is that kind of thing where it's like it just takes one suggestion of like yeah maybe maybe these are incredibly dangerous maybe you should leave that toddler alone in its front yard you know what I was thinking is leave it alone to figure out what's dangerous in this world um At the J .C. Penny in Petaluma, there was a diner, a J .C. Penny, like, cafe.

[402] Wow.

[403] That was basically like a small Denny's.

[404] And there was also a hair salon where my great Aunt Ann used to get her hair done.

[405] Amazing.

[406] So you'd go shopping.

[407] She'd be getting her hair done.

[408] Yeah.

[409] Everybody would meet and eat grilled cheese sandwiches at the J .C. Penny Cafe.

[410] It's a whole day.

[411] You have a whole day there.

[412] You just give your whole life over to the J .C. Penny Corporation.

[413] Why not?

[414] Is that it?

[415] Yeah.

[416] Oh my gosh.

[417] That's it.

[418] Guys, great job.

[419] We did it.

[420] Everyone, you did it.

[421] We did it.

[422] We all did it.

[423] We found a new unit of measurement.

[424] We learned about rabid beavers.

[425] We sure did.

[426] We sure did.

[427] If you wanted to watch this on video and see what we look like when we said these words, go join the fan cult.

[428] It's a fun place to be.

[429] And it's the size of 100 million parking spaces.

[430] It's so many parking spaces.

[431] and I have highlighter on.

[432] Oh, yeah, you do.

[433] Look at those cheek.

[434] Oh, it's Karen.

[435] I'm impressed.

[436] Sorry to brag, but I'm just trying to put it out there like, you know, this is how you sell.

[437] This is how you get people to sign up for stuff that they can't see.

[438] That's right.

[439] You do the tease.

[440] You do it.

[441] George's wallpaper, it has to be seen to be believed.

[442] Sign up for the fan cult.

[443] And I have little sharks in my shirt.

[444] Do you see them?

[445] Oh, yeah.

[446] Tiny sharks Little tiny sharks That's really cute Where's that, mugcloth?

[447] Of course.

[448] Of course.

[449] That's so hard I buy all my clothes.

[450] Did you see that news story that sharks are amassing on the East Coast?

[451] No. Good for them.

[452] They're coming ashore, everybody.

[453] Get ready.

[454] All right, we're done.

[455] We're done.

[456] Thanks, everybody.

[457] Thanks.

[458] And stay sexy.

[459] And don't get murdered.

[460] Goodbye.

[461] Elvis, do you want a cookie?

[462] This has been an exactly right production.

[463] Our producer is Hannah Kyle Crichton.

[464] Associate producer Alejandra Keck.

[465] Engineer and mixer.

[466] Steven.

[467] Ray Morris.

[468] Researchers, Jay Elias and Haley Gray.

[469] Send us your hometowns and your fucking hoorays at my favorite murder at gmail .com.

[470] And follow the show on Instagram and Facebook at My Favorite Murder and Twitter at My Fave Murder.

[471] And for more information about this podcast, our live shows, merch, or to join the fan cult, go to my favorite murder .com.

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