The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
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[14] You can't be doing that.
[15] You can't be doing that.
[16] That's not decent.
[17] That's not a way to be.
[18] That's not decent.
[19] Your play of going to Tahoe before is the best married guy play of all time.
[20] Yeah, we had our anniversary dinner.
[21] She got her present.
[22] That's it.
[23] We're good.
[24] The 23rd will come and go.
[25] There will be an IG post.
[26] I've already done my thing.
[27] Done.
[28] Yeah.
[29] Taylor.
[30] Best married guy.
[31] Taylor You gotta outlaw anybody with over three stars of prestige But that's part of the fun Whoa, out the gates are starting custom conferences This is not real life, what are you doing?
[32] We gotta do a show dynasty We live in a society I'll do a show dynasty, but you have to have rules Are you gonna Right now what you're saying That's zero interest in, you guys are not serious people Tony as LSU in like the ACC?
[33] Stop taking liberties with the sports.
[34] You are not serious people.
[35] I can't work with this.
[36] LSU could never be in the ACC.
[37] No, that's our, what?
[38] I mean, the Astros could never be in the American League.
[39] What are we doing?
[40] We said that about Cal. They could never be in the ACC.
[41] And in real life, we are here.
[42] You've got to have like a respect for the forefathers that came before you.
[43] No one started, no one, everyone still talks about their online dynasties.
[44] You never hear about, man, I took this rag -tag group from Alabama, and the Tide finally made it to the...
[45] No, you don't do that.
[46] Coach Duggs becomes a phenomenon because he's doing it at the grassroots level.
[47] He did it at Toledo.
[48] He's a forefather.
[49] You got it, you got to do it.
[50] So what if we do, Show Dynasty?
[51] You guys are too young.
[52] I said it.
[53] You're too young.
[54] You didn't put in the...
[55] We're all the teams in the Mac.
[56] Only Macion.
[57] I'll join that.
[58] I'll do that show Dynasty.
[59] We start in the Mac.
[60] And if, you know, in year three, you know, Central.
[61] Central Michigan gets an offer from the Big Ten?
[62] Great, that's fine.
[63] You earned it.
[64] But you got to, earn your prestige guys.
[65] I had the 28th pick.
[66] Nobody picks LSU because they're decent human beings.
[67] No, all the other teams were taken already.
[68] No, you don't do that.
[69] LSU is not, you don't consider LSU.
[70] You consider Western Kentucky.
[71] That's what you do.
[72] My second choice is Hawaii.
[73] Ah, the Hilltoppers.
[74] I don't know what their prestige is at.
[75] Hawaii's a fine place to start.
[76] It's hard to recruit.
[77] and tons of uniform combinations.
[78] You get that program going.
[79] It's going to be tough to leave.
[80] A lot of TV time.
[81] Last game in the night.
[82] You may get an offer from the PAC 12.
[83] They're looking to expand.
[84] They're only two teams.
[85] They have open bars.
[86] They're looking.
[87] You can build something special out of Hawaii.
[88] I had to keep up with the Joneses, Mike.
[89] That's why.
[90] You don't, at some point, someone has to rise up above the chaos and say what needs to be said.
[91] You can't have blue chip programs.
[92] Somebody pick Texas.
[93] Somebody pick Georgia.
[94] S .C. That person is not They're not enjoying the game Look I'm going to have my Miami dynasty Like everybody else but that's not going to be publicized That's for me I'll start there I know I can build Miami into a winner I got a great recruiting base I got the facilities You're literally doing it right now I'm doing it right now in real life I can certainly do it in a video game I like my chances more in a video game That's not going to be rewarding What's going to be rewarding to me Is taking Toledo Is taking Central Michigan again.
[95] Can you imagine, like, the Chippewas being the second name someone talks about when they're talking about great college football programs.
[96] Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Chippewas.
[97] That's what I want.
[98] That's where the wins are.
[99] Do it with the Chippewas.
[100] That's, I mean, to have.
[101] You're right.
[102] I'm agreeing with you.
[103] Who picks Texas?
[104] Texas.
[105] I don't know who picked Texas.
[106] You retired.
[107] Charles.
[108] You can get Texas after 16 years of your dynasty.
[109] You can't do that.
[110] He did it.
[111] You can't.
[112] Georgia State, you can do.
[113] Georgia State.
[114] Now, that is a pearl.
[115] you're in a major city direct flights you get Georgia which is up there with Florida now in terms of a hotbeder of recruiting that's fine Georgia State great what if Taylor dresses like Bear Bryant though for the streams you have to dress like your coach does your coach have your same name Taylor does your coach have your same name you've got to create an avatar Taylor's not in here you've got to create an avatar my head coach is Cameron Poe and he looks just like Cameron Poe from Conair hell yeah he's got can you imagine going into like Nevada.
[116] You look to the sideline and you see like Cameron Poe with a Nevada Wolfpack visor, I'd be scared.
[117] Taylor said he's going to buy the Bear Bryant hat.
[118] He's going to have to houndstooth hat.
[119] You earn it.
[120] You got to make your own thing, pal.
[121] Where are you going to find that hat?
[122] It's just a fedora, right?
[123] It's a special kind of fedora.
[124] You can't swagger Jack Bear Bryant, dude.
[125] You got to make your own hat.
[126] Anyway.
[127] Was that post game?
[128] You want to impress me?
[129] I have no idea what it was.
[130] You want to impress me?
[131] Get one of those like little like yarmikas with the spinner on top.
[132] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[133] You see on like Spanish TV and whatnot on late night variety shows.
[134] Wear that on the sidelines.
[135] And you can make that a thing because if you're successful, you can make anything a thing.
[136] Just ridiculous.
[137] Make me take you seriously in that hat.
[138] I like that.
[139] It's the hat from Animal House.
[140] If anyone wants to look it up.
[141] I'm sickened by what I heard.
[142] Who would want 30 people too?
[143] Like this thing is.
[144] over before it gets going.
[145] You're not going to enjoy this.
[146] Look, I'm going to enjoy it because of the game.
[147] I'm going to enjoy it.
[148] But I'm also going to have my own team where I'm going to play as Hawaii or I'm going to play as somebody else that I'll bring them up to prominence.
[149] I'm sad that you're enjoying it.
[150] Do it with Bowling Green.
[151] That's fun.
[152] It's not fun.
[153] It's not fun.
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