MFM Minisode 293

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] And welcome.

[2] To my favorite murder.

[3] The minisode.

[4] This is the minisode.

[5] We read you your stories about everything and everything.

[6] And it's short.

[7] Yep.

[8] And that's why we're going to start now.

[9] You want to go first?

[10] Sure.

[11] This, it just says creepy neighbor update as the subject line.

[12] Great.

[13] Hi from Switzerland.

[14] Oh, hi.

[15] And then it says, yes, you've crossed the pond and the Alps.

[16] I mean, that's sexy as hell.

[17] I'm so excited.

[18] That is a huge brag, and I love it.

[19] I genuinely feel a thrill with the fact that people outside of our home country give a shit about this podcast.

[20] No, it's crazy.

[21] It's so weird.

[22] It feels like a true accomplishment.

[23] It feels like a Finnish college.

[24] The samezies.

[25] Because, you know, like half the people who finish college, nobody knows who they are in another fucking country.

[26] Right?

[27] Certainly not fucking Switzerland.

[28] Everything is elite and chocolate and clean and fresh and snow covered, beautiful.

[29] Yeah.

[30] All right.

[31] We see you, Switzerland.

[32] We see you and we're glad you see us.

[33] And we're moving there.

[34] We'll be there soon.

[35] It says, I sent you my creepy neighbor story a while ago and there has been a development.

[36] Okay.

[37] That's the attitude we like.

[38] If we haven't read your story, just keep updating us about it.

[39] Like, pretend we're in this conversation.

[40] And we'll jump in pretty soon.

[41] Okay, so it says short question mark recap.

[42] I moved into a ground floor apartment three years ago and instantly got creepy vibes by my old upstairs neighbor who would do weird stuff like leave fresh produce at my porch door, put his belongings in the hallway for everyone to fall over, or spend his days rummaging through every trash can he could get his hands on.

[43] Being too naive to fuck politeness, and I guess too scared to tell an old man to leave me alone, I never told him off and I just let him live his life until the day I caught him staring into my bedroom window at night where he thought I couldn't see him.

[44] Just...

[45] You're there in bed in the dark.

[46] Face.

[47] And you look over there, it's just a little old man head staring at you.

[48] That's a face of an old man. Old man face.

[49] Oh, God.

[50] Okay.

[51] After alerting the landlord, I got to talking to other tenants just to learn more weird things about him.

[52] but what took the cake was that he sexually harassed my other young female neighbor and was caught several times mending her panties in our shared laundry drawing room.

[53] Oh, my God, no. These need to be fucking sewed.

[54] Oh, my God.

[55] Just a nightmare.

[56] Also, it's making me laugh especially hard because they wrote mending and then in parentheses it says repairing.

[57] Thank you, Switzerland.

[58] Switzerland, you're not smarter than us.

[59] Also, props to people with holes in their underwear because, hi, I see you.

[60] Hey.

[61] Listen.

[62] Hey, welcome to the club.

[63] The thing is that underwear, at least for somebody like me, are so private that you're like, this is fine.

[64] No one's ever going to.

[65] And then suddenly there's an old man like, I'll take care of that for you.

[66] Sir, please don't.

[67] Please don't.

[68] Okay, back to the email.

[69] Well, since he never answered.

[70] his mail or paid any of his bills, the police eventually showed up and had to drill, saw, and hammer their way into his hoarder apartment where they arrested him kicking and screaming and eventually transferred him to an assisted living facility.

[71] What followed in the days after his violent departure was better than any mystery show.

[72] Every day, helpers would carry a shitload of stuff out of his 645 square foot apartment.

[73] They actually wrote 60M2, which was probably 60 meters or...

[74] Squared?

[75] 60 square meters, yes.

[76] Oh, thank you.

[77] I thought it was go 60 miles an hour on the M2.

[78] In your own apartment.

[79] Deal with it.

[80] Hey.

[81] Okay, so they carry a shitload of stuff out of his tiny apartment into what would not be one or two, but all in all, six huge moving trucks.

[82] Six.

[83] Oh, fuck.

[84] Huge moving trucks, including four antique rifles, two boxes full of gun.

[85] old hand grenades, three swords, nine desktop computers.

[86] That's not scary.

[87] I'm scared of swords, but not desktop computers.

[88] But still, it's a lot of desktop computers.

[89] Although, if you're thinking on every one of those desktop computers, he's hoarding porn.

[90] Oh.

[91] Oh, that ruins it.

[92] No, sorry, he's just looking up YouTube videos of how to mend panties.

[93] Much better.

[94] Nine computers.

[95] Probably every glass bottle anyone from the house had ever thrown away.

[96] We're still in the middle of this list.

[97] Bikes, multiple printers, and sadly, a lot of women's underwear from us female tenants.

[98] A lot.

[99] So my gut feeling from the start had tried to tell me something, and I should have just fucked politeness and told him to get lost from the get -go.

[100] All in all, I guess I'm glad he got the help he needed, but I'm even more glad he's out of here.

[101] Stay sexy and don't accept stolen produce from your creepy upstairs neighbor, Nina.

[102] Nina, we're glad you're well and everything is mended in your apartment building.

[103] Correct.

[104] Well, that's fucked up.

[105] Yeah.

[106] Well, not to be outdone, I have one with a list too.

[107] Great.

[108] Come, please, let's make this a competing list podcast.

[109] Oh, that would be fun.

[110] My list is longer.

[111] What's your list about this week?

[112] Let's see.

[113] Okay, this is called Abandoned Safe Deposit Box, Hometown, and then they very politely wrote, three -minute read.

[114] They timed it out.

[115] Thank you.

[116] All right, it says, all right, y 'all, buckle up.

[117] In episode 331, you asked for safe deposit box stories after covering the Buenos Aires Bank heist of 2006, and lo, it is my time to butt in and shine.

[118] Hi.

[119] Hi.

[120] I have been in.

[121] banking since 2010 and I have worked for large regional banks down to the small community bank I'm currently with.

[122] While I can't get too specific because I need to protect past and current client confidentiality, I can give you the 4 ,000 foot overview.

[123] Yeah.

[124] Every office I've ever worked in has had safe deposit boxes.

[125] While I hate them for many reasons, they have provided their fair share of crazy bank stories and equally crazy clients.

[126] You specifically ask what happens to the contents of a box when the client stops paying.

[127] The box will typically languish for a fairly long period of time while we try to contact the client.

[128] This is especially fun when I worked in an office built in the 1960s.

[129] The records were filled out by hand, hardly updated, and everyone's name was Mrs. Husband's name.

[130] And then an emoji looking up in the air, an O -A -V -A emoji.

[131] Once the operations gods decided that it was time to give the old contents the boot, we called the locksmith to come and drill the boxes.

[132] Each box is then open in the presence of two bank employees and inventoried.

[133] Yep, we go through your shit and write it down in great detail.

[134] Now down to the goods, a small sampling of things I have found in safe deposit boxes.

[135] Truly have chills.

[136] You ready for number one?

[137] Baby teeth.

[138] Oh.

[139] Dog teeth, gold teeth.

[140] Unidentifiable teeth, question mark.

[141] That's a question mark.

[142] Vampire teeth.

[143] A finger in formaldehyde.

[144] Maybe.

[145] Maybe.

[146] Maybe, question mark.

[147] Human hair.

[148] Nice jewelry.

[149] Costume jewelry.

[150] Tangled, knotted messes of jewelry.

[151] Watches.

[152] Eyeglasses.

[153] A monocle.

[154] Oh, by itself.

[155] I guess.

[156] Just laying in.

[157] And then every once a year, Mr. Peanut comes in and checks that box.

[158] Papers, papers everywhere.

[159] Trash.

[160] Bars of gold.

[161] Bars of silver.

[162] A bar of soap.

[163] Lots of coins, valuable and not a gun.

[164] Bullet.

[165] Knives.

[166] A box.

[167] A box.

[168] of nails, and they don't specify if it's like hammer nails or like fingernails.

[169] Or fingernails.

[170] I'm going to hope it's fingernails.

[171] Pictures, naked pictures, really gross pictures.

[172] And many, many, money dollars.

[173] People like to come to the bank and make a withdrawal and then immediately put it into their deposit box.

[174] Don't.

[175] It's not insured.

[176] It's not fireproof, and it's not waterproof.

[177] Contrary to popular opinion, there's never a dull moment in banking.

[178] It's also provided me with a lot of giggles and gasps over the years.

[179] Like the time a client took out his glass eye and put it on my desk.

[180] Or another asked for small bills so she could roll around in the money.

[181] Banking and bankers often get a bad rap, but there are some great ones out there who are truly invested in changing their client's lives for better.

[182] My advice, get thee to a local community bank.

[183] Yeah.

[184] High yield savings also.

[185] Stay sexy and sanitize, sanitize, sanitize, sanitize.

[186] after you've rifled through a client's safe deposit box, you don't know where any of their crap has been Exo Anonymous.

[187] Oh, Anonymous.

[188] What a gift that was.

[189] Good fun.

[190] Because it's like some of the things on that list, you know we're going to be on the list, so you kind of felt comfort in.

[191] Yeah.

[192] In the reality of the list.

[193] Yeah.

[194] But like I want to talk about pictures people put in safe deposit box.

[195] Oh, I did shit.

[196] You know, my sister used to work in a one -hour, like in high school, worked at a one -hour Photoshop, and she would bring photos home for sure.

[197] Oh, just like fucked up shit?

[198] Yeah.

[199] I don't remember what it was.

[200] I don't remember if she never had to call the police or anything like that.

[201] But write us in if you've had those experiences, please.

[202] I mean, yeah, and also that was back when people were so innocent that they didn't understand that, like, truly your whatever thing you're doing.

[203] that no one would care if it was legal and normal.

[204] Right.

[205] But like if you're doing something weird, their eyes on.

[206] Yeah.

[207] And like, people will have to do something.

[208] Right.

[209] And then they're scarred for life too.

[210] But then maybe they took down the local pedophile.

[211] You don't know.

[212] Oh, I mean, that would be cool and kind of a victory.

[213] I'm trying to find I took a picture of a tweet someone sent about this very topic.

[214] And I was trying to do it here.

[215] Can I read this?

[216] Yeah.

[217] Yeah.

[218] So I took a picture of this tweet.

[219] It's from a while ago.

[220] And I was thinking, we'll fold it back in if this ever gets mentioned again.

[221] Here we are.

[222] Oh, my God.

[223] It's from someone, their screen name is running din at din running.

[224] And they're telling us, listening to episode 331, FYI, when safe deposit boxes don't get paid for or abandoned, they are giving to the government.

[225] The bank doesn't keep it.

[226] And we hate doing the audits, at least my branch.

[227] So it's like it's back up on that.

[228] same thing of how grossed out everyone is.

[229] It sucks.

[230] I thought it sounds fun, but all right.

[231] I guess.

[232] What do I know?

[233] Well, it's not everyone's like us, but everyone listening to this is like us.

[234] It's fucking treasure, man. It is true treasure.

[235] But you can't keep, I guess.

[236] I just want to say congratulations or thank you and whatever to Alejandra, a producer on this show.

[237] And she pulls these stories for us.

[238] And I literally went in order and picked every single one that she picks, beginning to, like, for all the ones we needed.

[239] Yeah, she gives us 10 for each episode, so we have to pick three for each episode, which is hard enough picking three good ones, but she definitely picks, like, good ones every episode for sure.

[240] She's very good at it.

[241] Thank you, Elah.

[242] Yeah.

[243] Okay.

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[263] Goodbye.

[264] this is hero mom and roof rescue.

[265] Not sure, it just goes right into it.

[266] Not sure if we're still doing hero mom slash nurse stories, but I have one too good not to share.

[267] It was the early 2000s in suburban Cleveland, and my brother was running errands with my mom since he was out sick from school.

[268] Stop 1 ,000 of the day was to the dry cleaners.

[269] Mom's.

[270] I do miss the era of just getting driven around while your mom does for business.

[271] And you have to go.

[272] There's no, I don't want to.

[273] go to Nordstrom.

[274] Shut up.

[275] No, you got it.

[276] You have nothing else to do.

[277] You don't get a vote.

[278] Sorry.

[279] You're eight and you're, you just get in the car and you suck up that secondhand smoke and enjoy yourself.

[280] Okay.

[281] My brother sat in the car while my mom ran in.

[282] All of a sudden, a man runs into the store and a minute later, my mom runs out with him.

[283] My brother hilariously assumed my feisty Italian mom was about to fight this guy.

[284] Oh, my God.

[285] Instead, she heads up to the roof where one of the electricians who was working like unconscious and not breathing.

[286] He had slipped and grabbed onto a live wire electrocuting himself.

[287] The workers knocked the wire from his hand with a two by four, laid him on a plank of wood, and my mom, who had been retired from nursing for at least a decade, immediately got to work providing CPR.

[288] The paramedics finally arrived and he was rushed to the hospital barely hanging on to life.

[289] In the end, the man survived, because of my mom's quick thinking and immediate willingness to help a person in need.

[290] For years, his...

[291] It's going to get me. Uh -uh.

[292] For years, his wife would send cards to update us on how he was doing that they had a child, etc. The mom, it's Rachel.

[293] Yeah.

[294] Rachel's mom is the reason that child exists.

[295] Totally.

[296] And the other workers there, too.

[297] Yes, yes, yes.

[298] The other workers...

[299] The fast thinking of strangers save this person's client.

[300] I was going to say, whoever left the ladder on the...

[301] the side of the building, but I bet that was there when the workers.

[302] Okay.

[303] Shout out to all everyday heroes.

[304] I promise they're still out there.

[305] SSD GM, Rachel.

[306] Oh, Rachel.

[307] Good job.

[308] Your mom.

[309] Right?

[310] What's lovely.

[311] Dadass mom.

[312] Yeah.

[313] All right.

[314] This one is called Chicago Baby Kidnapped from hospital and later found.

[315] Oh.

[316] Mm -hmm.

[317] Howdy Cowgirls and Boys and Loyal Companions.

[318] That's the first.

[319] I love you and everything you do to keep my commute to the Chicago airport from Wisconsin, fun and interesting.

[320] I came across this story from the Chicago area, and I thought you might find it as shocking and strange and earth -shattering as I did.

[321] I'll try to keep it as short as possible.

[322] Thank you.

[323] Dora and Chester Franzac welcomed a baby named Paul in a Chicago hospital in the spring of 1964.

[324] While Dora was nursing her new baby, a nurse came in and informed new mom, Dora, that the nurse needed to take the baby to the nursery for some wellness checks.

[325] She took Dora's newborn and vanished forever.

[326] Oh.

[327] After another nurse came in sometime later looking for Dora's new baby, it became clear that the nurse who had been in earlier was a fraud.

[328] A few years later, a toddler is found abandoned outside of a shopping center, and since at the time there was no way to verify anyone's identity through DNA, they relied on physical similarities between the toddler and the single photo ever taken of baby Paul.

[329] Paul's mother is quoted as saying, That's my baby.

[330] And the toddler found was home safe at last.

[331] Well, all caps, it turns out nearly 50 years later, the toddler baby who grew up believing he was of Franzak heritage was actually not baby Paul.

[332] His name was actually Jack Rosenthal, and it's believed his parents abandoned him outside that shopping center.

[333] But then he got, like, found and probably raised so beautifully because they were so grateful to have their baby back, even though it wasn't his baby.

[334] It's almost like the best possible outcome in this horrible story.

[335] The real baby, Paul, was located through DNA submitted by his daughter into a genealogy site.

[336] His name was Kevin and found living in a small Michigan town.

[337] It's believed he was reunited with Dora, but unfortunately could not speak to Chester, the father, as he had already passed.

[338] God.

[339] More sadly, Kevin, the baby, passed away in 2020 from cancer.

[340] His obituary lists a fake birthday and not his real one.

[341] which I find to be chilling conclusion to a heartbreaking story.

[342] Not much is known about the true story of what happened that day, except that rumor has that the woman who raised Kevin was dating a doctor in Chicago and had moved briefly to Louisiana and came back with a baby.

[343] For the sake of time, I'll leave it at that.

[344] But wow, what a nightmare for all involved and sends me reeling at the thought of how fucked up some people truly are.

[345] Anyways, that's my story from the always pleasant and never scary city of Chicago.

[346] I think of you both like my big sisters, and I'm comforted listening to your podcast, even though you're always telling stories that chill me to the bone.

[347] The strangest paradox.

[348] Stay sexy and question anyone that tries to take your baby, even in a hospital, Alex.

[349] It's just like in the airports in the 60s where you could just walk in, little cash, throw it down, didn't need, I don't think you needed ID in the beginning.

[350] Yeah.

[351] You just kind of, it was, they were trying to make it as convenient as possible.

[352] Right.

[353] And it's that thing where like, people assume no one would ever do that because they wouldn't do it.

[354] Right.

[355] There's nothing set up for it.

[356] Yeah.

[357] There's not as much critical thinking because those things actually didn't happen.

[358] So it wasn't like it was on everyone's radar the way it is now, right?

[359] Right.

[360] Like we're so aware of all these bad things happening.

[361] And that idea of like that there is this, it's almost like the more people talk about mental illness and the different kinds of ways it strikes different kinds of people, knowing that there are women who become obsessed with being mothers and can't be or whatever.

[362] like that, that is a thing that is common, actually.

[363] Yeah.

[364] It's like...

[365] That's clearly that woman who did that was mentally ill. You can't, like...

[366] Well, she had a nurse's outfit on.

[367] Yeah.

[368] I mean, she wasn't, like, not responsible for herself, but she had an obsession and a lack of morals.

[369] It's crazy.

[370] Let's really...

[371] Let's get back to what's important.

[372] Yeah, remember we said this is short?

[373] Yeah, this, right?

[374] It's supposed to be shorter than the other podcast.

[375] This.

[376] Uh -oh.

[377] This.

[378] I mean...

[379] The subject line of this is tattoo shop story without a lesson at the end.

[380] It says, hey, all, sorry to skip the pleasantries, but I'm jumping right in.

[381] I'm listening to the most recent hometown episode with a tattoo shop story, and my brain was flooded with hundreds of good ones from my time in the industry.

[382] I worked for years as a shop manager, and girl, the things we see.

[383] Some of my favorites include an older man getting a realistic portrait of his wife's vagina on his neck.

[384] What?

[385] A neck vagina?

[386] Did she say neck?

[387] Oh my God.

[388] Realistic.

[389] Which means he brought a photo, like an up -close photo of it, which means someone had a one -hour photo.

[390] Oh, my God.

[391] Still life with your wife's pussy?

[392] Ma 'am, could you back up just a little bit?

[393] I'm an artist.

[394] I see the tattoo artist's like bifocals on looking over them.

[395] Oh, God.

[396] is a monocle?

[397] That monicle, and then they went and put it right back in the bank depository.

[398] That's right.

[399] Uh, uh.

[400] What if the pussy had a monocle on it?

[401] It was very classy.

[402] Very classy.

[403] Yeah.

[404] The second thing in this list is a woman getting a butterfly tattooed on her vagina and then attempting to jump the bill.

[405] And then in parentheses it says, sorry, these are all vagina themes so far.

[406] That was definitely not on purpose.

[407] And, so here's the last thing in this list, and the one to follow.

[408] Okay.

[409] In the recent story you read, the writer mentions what I imagine was a very similar situation.

[410] A couple comes in hanging all over each other, looking for a walk -in appointment.

[411] The man wants to get the woman's name in script across his entire throat.

[412] Jesus, these throat tattoos.

[413] Not quick, not cheap, not fun to sit through.

[414] We help him pick out a style, set him up with an artist who, is free and make him sign a waiver for hand, foot, or neck tattoos.

[415] There's no guarantees if you're doing the extremities or your throat, apparently.

[416] The woman says she's paying for it as a gift for him, and it's traditional to take the payment after the service on something like that since time is a factor, so they head back.

[417] It's so funny, I would think tattoos you want to get paid up front.

[418] I don't know why.

[419] It's like getting your nails done.

[420] It's like before you're shaking and bleeding and in pain, you should pay.

[421] Although I think what they're saying is they can't tell how long it will take the artist Especially if it's some involved thing Got it Like say you're doing a realistic wife's vagina That's gonna take longer Hours, hours The clock is ticking Okay so the whole time they're talking about how in love they are And carrying on I mean while the guy isn't whimpering And looking really unhappy So he's in full pain getting a throat Yeah.

[422] Finally, now at the end of the day, the wrapping up and wiping down, the artist has him stand up to check it out in the mirror, and she follows him back.

[423] He looks at it, and she drops the apparent act and says in front of everyone, I may add, Oh no. Motherfucker, I've known you've been cheating for ages.

[424] Have fun paying for this, your goddamn self, finding a ride home, and living with my name on your stupid throat.

[425] Holy shit.

[426] She fucking did it.

[427] She did it.

[428] And she walks out.

[429] Everyone stared.

[430] One artist laughed out loud.

[431] I need their name.

[432] I need to meet that artist.

[433] Because that's absolutely what I would have done.

[434] That's right.

[435] It was rough.

[436] The guy ended up having to get cash out of the ATM to pay for this very not cheap new tattoo that he was already feeling pretty regretful about and calling a friend to pick him up.

[437] Oh, my God.

[438] It could have cost 500 bucks.

[439] I mean, depending on how long someone's name across your throat is.

[440] Yeah.

[441] The money part, I feel like, I wish it wasn't part of it.

[442] I wish she was just like, now you got my name on my throat, bitch, and fucking left.

[443] You know what I mean?

[444] Like the money, whatever.

[445] But I will say at least he didn't get a realistic portrait of her vagina on his neck.

[446] Names a little better.

[447] Her angry, angry vagina.

[448] Cheated on vagina.

[449] Diana, this episode.

[450] Calling a friend, yeah, for real, calling a friend to pick him up.

[451] It was just poetry.

[452] I don't think I'll ever not laugh when I think of it.

[453] That lady deserves an acting award.

[454] Absolutely.

[455] I don't think there's a real lesson to be learned here, except don't get a name tattooed or maybe don't be a cheating asshole, but I thought you might get a laugh out of it either way.

[456] Thank you for doing what you do, sending my love, stay sexy, and tip your tattooer, Kelsey.

[457] Perfect.

[458] Just amazing.

[459] Just what we wanted.

[460] Thank you.

[461] Thank you, Kelsey.

[462] Kelsey, good job.

[463] You just delivered A -plus content, and I thank you for it.

[464] Truly.

[465] My last one's called, okay, fine, I'll write in.

[466] Lots have we been bugging her for years.

[467] Okay, it starts, dear literally everyone.

[468] You wanted a story about grandma, so here you go.

[469] I don't know why I'm reading this so aggressively so far, but it just feels that way.

[470] My grandmother, who is a born and raised Southern Baptist, always made her weird request when she was alive.

[471] She must be buried with shoes on.

[472] She wanted to meet Jesus wearing shoes.

[473] And then it says in parentheses, I think maybe out of politeness or something, but she was very adamant about it.

[474] She must be wearing shoes.

[475] Well, my grandma died a few years ago in a diabetic coma, but because of that, her feet were extremely swollen.

[476] So as my mom, aunt, and I were getting her things together for the funeral home, were very concerned about the shoes.

[477] The only thing that we could find that would actually fit her feet were her pink slippers.

[478] Not bunny, just regular.

[479] Good enough.

[480] Fast forward to her funeral.

[481] My mom, my aunt and I were all looking at her in her casket, and my mom said, at least she's wearing shoes.

[482] We then all collectively remembered we did forget something, all caps, her underwear.

[483] So my grandmother, a Southern Baptist, who wanted to be buried in shoes to meet Jesus, was not and is still not wearing any underwear.

[484] We asked the funeral director if they had somehow corrected our mistake, which they didn't as she had come from the hospital wearing a hospital gown.

[485] I like to think my grandmother was laughing at us, but she probably isn't.

[486] Stay sexy and don't go to your funeral commando.

[487] Sav, she, her.

[488] Oh, well, here's the thing.

[489] Jesus loves her just the same, the person that she's anticipating meeting.

[490] Maybe a little more.

[491] He also isn't, yeah, right?

[492] A little more, maybe, in his perfect love.

[493] And he's not wearing shoes or underwear.

[494] Oh, that's true.

[495] No judgments.

[496] He's not judgmental.

[497] Yeah.

[498] At least the one I know.

[499] I'd hope not.

[500] That's it, right?

[501] Oh, yeah, sorry.

[502] I already started, I am so paranoid about arranging my next one because I have the ends of part two mixed in with the part ones.

[503] There's a lot.

[504] Yeah, if you want another extra bonus one, go to the fan cult at my favorite murder dot con. Jesus.

[505] That's correct, yes.

[506] Join the fan call.

[507] We both read one extra story a week, and I think they're all still up there, so you'll get actually a shit ton more stories.

[508] And thank you.

[509] You know, we were on vacation, but clearly you guys did not take a vacation because these stories are excellent and beautiful, and we love them all.

[510] So thank you.

[511] Stay sexy.

[512] And don't get murdered.

[513] Goodbye.

[514] Yeah.

[515] Elvis, do you want a cookie?

[516] This has been an exactly right production.

[517] Our senior producer is Hannah Kyle Crichton.

[518] Our producer is Alejandra Keck.

[519] This episode was engineered and mixed by Stephen Ray Morris.

[520] Our researchers are Marin McClashen and Gemma Harris.

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