Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
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[4] Hey, Dave.
[5] Welcome to Conan O 'Brien needs a fan.
[6] Hey, thanks, Matt.
[7] How are you doing?
[8] Dave, it's, sorry for that unprofessional introduction, but Matt's high as a kite.
[9] Dave, tell us where you're coming from right now.
[10] Where are you in the world?
[11] I'm in your motherland, Conan.
[12] I'm in Galway.
[13] Oh, you're in Galway?
[14] Oh, terrific.
[15] Oh, well.
[16] I don't think you've been there, have you?
[17] I don't know if I've been to Galway.
[18] No. I've been to, what have I done?
[19] I went years ago, I went to ring a carry, you know, and then I drove across Ireland and ended up in Dublin.
[20] I've been to Belfast to do a thing with the Game of Thrones people.
[21] And I think I remember, did you do something in Limerick where you basically went around and did a load of like patty whackery?
[22] Oh, I don't do.
[23] You know, it's everywhere you.
[24] It was like, I mean, when I do, when I do, I don't know what you mean by patty whackery.
[25] But when I do patty whackery and where, it's my business.
[26] But no, I did not do any patty whackery.
[27] Why are the Irish, the Irish are so, so paranoid that someone's there to make fun of them.
[28] Ah, you're here to make fun of Patty, are you?
[29] No. I was there to do my distinctive brand of comedy.
[30] And it had nothing to do with whack and patty, if you know what I mean.
[31] I'm actually surprised you haven't broken out the accent yet.
[32] No, no, no. You know, she's shown great restraint.
[33] I've shown an incredible restraint.
[34] I think I should be applauded for it.
[35] Dave, so you're living in Galway in Ireland.
[36] And what do you do?
[37] I basically, well, I'm a musician.
[38] Like, I've been a musician my whole life and kind of up until just before COVID, like I was playing with my band.
[39] That's what I was doing for a living.
[40] your band's name.
[41] My band's name was The Galaxy.
[42] I've kind of started a new thing called fake name, but my previous band was The Galaxy and me kind of like, we did pretty well in Ireland, you know, like not everyone's mammies would have heard of us, but you know, we made a living from it and, you know, we kind of did festivals and stuff like that.
[43] That's terrific.
[44] No, if you can make a living with your music, that is quite an achievement.
[45] That's it, man. That's the dream.
[46] Like, you know, that's the dream really, you know, when you come down to it, we've gotten to do it.
[47] And I mean, that follows me now in terms of even like, I kind of chose the worst possible time to, to, you know, as it, you know, in retrospect, just before the pandemic to kind of quit that band and start a new project.
[48] I see.
[49] You quit the old band.
[50] You quit the old band and said, it's time to go out on my own.
[51] See us, suckers.
[52] And then COVID, COVID hit.
[53] Pretty, pretty much, yeah.
[54] But I moved to go away around then as well.
[55] So it was a really big change and just like suddenly coming down.
[56] And I was coming down to be with my, my now wife, my partner.
[57] We'd be, we'd been kind of long distance for at that stage, probably about 10.
[58] 10 years.
[59] What's her name?
[60] I was up and down.
[61] Claire.
[62] Claire's in here.
[63] Okay.
[64] So Claire, you have, and you and you and Claire moved in together.
[65] Yeah, well, I'd been kind of spending half my time down here and then I'd be off doing the stuff with the band and I might stay with family in Dublin and then I'd come down to Galway whenever I wasn't there.
[66] So I think I did.
[67] I worked it at one stage.
[68] I did almost the distance to the moon in local buses over 10 years.
[69] Oh, my God.
[70] up and down from one side of the country's the other.
[71] You should have gone to the moon.
[72] That's how they train the original astronauts.
[73] They had them get on buses back and forth to Galway.
[74] And once they had done the distance, they knew that they were ready to go.
[75] And off they went.
[76] You know the way people say, oh, darling, I love you to the moon and back.
[77] Well, it's like, unfortunately, I almost got, just almost just before got to the moon the first time.
[78] So maybe not quite as much.
[79] All right.
[80] So I understand this correctly.
[81] COVID hits.
[82] you decide to move in with Claire and now you're married.
[83] Is that right?
[84] That's correct.
[85] Yeah, we were very sneaky.
[86] We got married during one of the lockdowns.
[87] So the wedding party was literally me, Claire, our son and my best friend and his partner.
[88] My best friend was the witness.
[89] So there was five of us in the entire wedding, which was brilliant.
[90] We really just got to dodge all the kind of wedding craziness that a lot of people go to.
[91] That's nice.
[92] I'm glad.
[93] And so how's it going?
[94] You're living with Claire, and that's a big adjustment when you're, I know it was for me and my wife, when you're living with your partner for the first time.
[95] How's that, how's that proceeding?
[96] Yeah, I mean, like we had been kind of, like I say, kind of I'd been here like a lot and I'd been here kind of say for half the week at a time, but it's still quite different from basically a life.
[97] So there was kind of adjustment, definitely an adjustment period and certainly like, you know, me moving down all my bits and pieces here behind me and doing all that, it's kind of starting to take over in the house, stuff like that.
[98] Yeah, there's an adjustment period, but it's just like, just everyone goes through it, I guess, you know?
[99] Sure.
[100] I think so.
[101] As long as Claire is tolerant, she doesn't mind all of your musical instruments crowding the house.
[102] She's cool with it.
[103] I'm very lucky.
[104] Well, sometimes I'll come home with like a particularly large thing and, but she'll be fine about it.
[105] But it's just like, I know it's just like, no, I'll get this out as soon as I can.
[106] That's a beautiful synth behind you.
[107] Thank you very much.
[108] That's, I will admit that that's a reproduction of a mo. It's not an original Moog, but it's...
[109] I could tell, that's why I didn't comment on it.
[110] I could tell that that was a great probe.
[111] But...
[112] Yeah, but Goerley fell for it.
[113] That's funny, because I've heard you mention Moog before, but you called it Moog.
[114] No, no, no. There's two ways to do it, first of all.
[115] Yeah, the Dutch call it Moog.
[116] We won't get into that now.
[117] Dave, if I can call you Dave, what's your last name?
[118] Please do.
[119] McLaughlin.
[120] Oh, McLaughlin.
[121] Okay, Dave McLaughlin.
[122] That's a good mention name.
[123] Oh, what are you drinking there, Dave?
[124] it's a local IPA oh very nice it's quite delicious I think that's okay although most of it's gone at this stage of 40 today well that's all right you're at a different time zone where we are it was it's 115 in the afternoon and so I thought you were hitting it kind of hard early but no you're not this is appropriate don't pretend you haven't drank by this stage in a day ever Conan you have got me dead to rights sir you are you drinking right now you are the Perry Mason of Galway and I applaud you for it.
[125] I saw the whiskey bottle going to the table when you put me on.
[126] I actually have a camelback that bicyclists use.
[127] And I've got a little straw that comes up underneath my shirt and I take a little slurp every now and then to keep me going.
[128] I thought you being like a multimillionaire, you know, media corporation head, you'd have like some sort of doctor that would administer it intravenously up your trouser leg.
[129] You know what?
[130] I've looked into it.
[131] I've looked into it.
[132] I have not found every doctor I've found so far has ethics.
[133] and that gets in the way.
[134] Dave, from Galway, how did you, did you get to know us through the podcast?
[135] Are you a podcast listener?
[136] Are you listening to our nonsense regularly?
[137] Yeah, I mean, I'd listen to the podcast.
[138] And probably, I probably have been listening to most during the podcast, I'd say, because, you know, like, if I think back of the day, we didn't really have SNL in Ireland up until, like, the early 90s.
[139] So kind of would have missed your tenure there.
[140] The first thing I can remember seeing of yours was probably the early 90s.
[141] And certainly by the time you'd been in the Simpsons, I knew who you were, which I think was around...
[142] Yeah, early 90s.
[143] 93, maybe.
[144] Yeah, 91, 92, 93, yeah.
[145] Yeah, and then I can remember getting clips, you know, pre - YouTube, obviously.
[146] I remember getting clips from people sent around via email or, you know, they'd have burnt you a CD of something and, like, there'd be like Conan O 'Brien clips in it and stuff like that.
[147] Yeah, that was back in the day, people had to mail each other clips, because there was no internet.
[148] So you had to actually put the clip in an envelope and post it.
[149] It was a very different time.
[150] And actually, now that I think of it, one of the first things I saw, which I don't know if you can claim this material, I remember you had this guy on.
[151] He was a guest on one of the late night shows.
[152] Well, he wasn't a guest.
[153] It was a bit, and it was basically like a floating head.
[154] And I think it was supposed to be like a ghost in the studio.
[155] Yes.
[156] But essentially he did this kind of little catchy little kind of 1940 -style number about how every Irish person is hooked on dope.
[157] Yes.
[158] But I guess it helps those lazy bastards cope.
[159] Yes.
[160] Something like that.
[161] No, what it was, and you're going to accuse me of patty -whackery, but in our defense, a ghost would come who used to work in the studio back in the 1940s, because Rockefeller Center was in a studio.
[162] And the whole trick was, I'd think, well, this is enchanting.
[163] We have this wonderful ghost from this pastime.
[164] Then it turns out he's incredibly racist about Italians, Chinese people, the Irish, and he's Where did you get that idea from Conan?
[165] He's very sexist about women.
[166] And we always said, and at some point I'd say, you're an awful person.
[167] I'm surprised that people tolerated you.
[168] And he was like, oh, no, they didn't, Conan.
[169] I was murdered by an angry mob.
[170] So it was actually a very funny, very funny bit.
[171] And not true.
[172] It mocked the concept of paddywhackery, but was not in and of itself.
[173] That's true.
[174] Yeah, and look, absolutely, there is a distinction there.
[175] but also there's nothing that endears you to an Irishman like a good Irishman joke as well genuinely would have been one of the first things where I was like this is amazing like you know because it's like it's so good well that's great and I'm just curious does Claire listen to the podcast as well or is it just you?
[176] She does not like you Conan.
[177] She just doesn't like Conan?
[178] What is she?
[179] She's not a Conan fan.
[180] You know what?
[181] She really likes she likes.
[182] She doesn't.
[183] can't stand.
[184] Well, she kind of can't stand Conan.
[185] Like, if I'm listening to a podcast, yeah.
[186] Like if I was doing something in the house and she goes out for an hour and she'll come back and I'm listening to the podcast on the speakers.
[187] Yeah.
[188] And she would just like, you know, she is like our house's version of Sona where she would just like, eyes rolling.
[189] Oh, I think she's so funny.
[190] So it's like I'll put in the headphones.
[191] But she does, of course, the, the, the, the charisma vortex that is Jordan Slansky.
[192] Like, she will sit down and watch entire bits with him.
[193] Wait, I'm sorry.
[194] Excuse me. What the fuck.
[195] Dave, and part, it's a word that's become popular here in America.
[196] What the fuck, Dave?
[197] She doesn't like Conan O 'Brien, but she likes Jordan Slansky?
[198] I don't know if she likes Jordan Slansky.
[199] Certainly she's fascinated by Jordan Slansky, which, you know, there is a positive side to that, I guess.
[200] But yeah, she just, she just doesn't get a Conan.
[201] What can I say?
[202] I don't know.
[203] This is upsetting to me, Dave, because I don't understand a world.
[204] I don't understand a world where you could have chosen a partner in life who doesn't like my comedy.
[205] Look like the two partners you have here today.
[206] I'm just blocking them out.
[207] This is very upsetting, Dave.
[208] That, to me, should have been a deal breaker.
[209] When you were courting this woman, that should have been a deal breaker.
[210] Because you're a fan, you've been a fan for years.
[211] And then I have this podcast.
[212] do you like the podcast?
[213] And then she says, I don't like him.
[214] I don't think he's funny.
[215] That's when the relationship ends.
[216] In my defense, I didn't realize that till far too late.
[217] We actually had moved in together and talking about those kind of, you know, those kind of growing pains in your relationship when you're moving together.
[218] That was, you know, if you want, for the sake of the podcast, I'll pretend that was a big bone of contention in a relationship.
[219] No, I don't want you to pretend anything.
[220] If anything, I wish you would pretended that Claire was enamored with me. You could have managed that, you idget.
[221] I apparently could not.
[222] But no, you could not.
[223] He can't even listen to the podcast in his house.
[224] So one of the rules that your wife has in this relationship is that she doesn't want to hear my voice because she finds me a noise.
[225] Pretty much.
[226] Yeah, yeah.
[227] Is it the tone of his voice or the content of his voice?
[228] voice are both.
[229] I think it's everything.
[230] I'm starting to feel bad about this, but I mean, if I'm just going to answer the question, I think it's more just that idea of he thinks he's so funny.
[231] And I mean, to me, I think she completely misses the point where it's like, you know, you're, you know, you're you're like a machine gun of, of, of ideas and wit.
[232] And it's just like it's for some people and it's not for some people that will seem like trying too hard.
[233] But for you, it's like, you know, I know you're the kind of guy that if you kind of crash landed into a jungle by yourself.
[234] You'd, you know, you'd be painting faces on rocks and doing cartwheels for them, you know, sooner than you'd be looking for water.
[235] I think that's amazing.
[236] That is absolutely.
[237] That is genuinely.
[238] That is no, that is an exact description of what I would do in any survival situation.
[239] I genuinely, Conan, if I may be genuine for a moment, I genuinely do love that about you, but I think she kind of sees that as maybe a little bit desperate, which I don't, of course, you know.
[240] Right.
[241] So Claire.
[242] Have you met Sona?
[243] Have you met Sona?
[244] Claire thinks that there's a, would you say that Claire thinks there's a neediness to Colin O 'Brien?
[245] 100%.
[246] Yeah, 100%.
[247] And she finds that, I'm going to say, repellent.
[248] Sounds like we should get her on the pot.
[249] You could also say, repellent, repulsive.
[250] Yeah.
[251] I'm curious one thing.
[252] Does she know that you're talking to me right now?
[253] She does, but I've made sure to lock two sets of doors in between us and hers.
[254] Because God forbid she heard even a second of my voice.
[255] Wow.
[256] So she knows.
[257] Was she okay with you talking to me?
[258] 100%.
[259] Actually, you know what?
[260] Genuinely, she was like I put in the mail to talk to you guys ages ago.
[261] It was so long ago I'd kind of forgotten about it.
[262] So I was kind of surprised when I got the message back.
[263] We're not very organized here.
[264] I'll just put that out there.
[265] But so you were surprised that I was going to call.
[266] And did she say, oh, not that horrible man?
[267] No. Like I say, I was surprised when I got the email.
[268] But I was almost like, I don't know.
[269] It's like, should I do it?
[270] It's like, you know, kind of getting a bit nervous about the idea of doing it now that it was a reality.
[271] And she was like, no, you should absolutely do it.
[272] So I wouldn't be sitting here today talking to you.
[273] without her.
[274] Yes, what she said was better you than me. Wow, okay.
[275] Well, this is going to stick with me for a while because I'm very thin -skinned.
[276] And if 99 people like me and one doesn't, I will follow that one person until they're dying breath and try and convince them.
[277] So this is a problem now.
[278] You have created a real problem.
[279] I have got to convince Claire that I love.
[280] of this, I've got to convince her that I'm not needy.
[281] I know, I know.
[282] I know.
[283] I will go to the ends of the earth to convince her that I don't need her approval.
[284] I will die.
[285] Convincing Claire that I am not a needy, desperate comic.
[286] He's gonna love now that I've thrown her under the bus like this.
[287] You know, we've been talking about this for what, But 10 minutes.
[288] Yeah, I can't, I don't want to know.
[289] I mean, I can't get beyond it.
[290] You could probably, you could list a million other facts right now.
[291] Like, well, you've just been made president of Ireland.
[292] I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[293] Claire.
[294] Now, has she seen this sketch?
[295] Did she see that remote?
[296] I'm worried for Claire.
[297] You're going to show up on her doorstep and this is scary.
[298] No, it's not.
[299] I'm pleased.
[300] We all know I'm not a physical threat.
[301] I'm a very weak man. But I will, this is going to haunt me for a little bit.
[302] I will wake up.
[303] I'm going to wake up at 4 o 'clock in the morning and think, why?
[304] Why isn't Claire like me?
[305] That's what's going to happen.
[306] I'm telling you that right now, Dave.
[307] So I kind of saw, kind of saw you as more.
[308] I'm like, you know, I'll show them.
[309] You know, that kind of like, fighting Irish.
[310] I mean, you see what I do next.
[311] Yes.
[312] Well, there's that component of it.
[313] But there also, I need to win Claire over.
[314] Yeah, but it's on a fundamental level.
[315] Like, you just need to change yourself as a. as a person and then go meet Claire because you can't stop that neediness that you have and that's the part of you she doesn't like do you think it's possible i noticed math is staying out of this oh no he's he's covered himself with fella i'm so scared sona do you think it's possible that there are more women like claire out there than i could uh is Claire the only one or you think there are other women out there that think yeah Conan there's a little bit of a desperation there As your employee, I'm going to say, Be honest.
[316] Then, yeah, of course.
[317] There's a lot, not just women, but men, too.
[318] There's a lot of people out there who are probably like, oh, Conan.
[319] Jesus.
[320] This is, this is like an intervention for me right now.
[321] You know, why can't you focus on the fact that Dave is a big fan of yours and he likes you?
[322] Why do you have to focus on Claire?
[323] Because that's the way it works.
[324] Okay.
[325] I know that I've got Dave.
[326] I've got Dave.
[327] And now I'm obsessed with.
[328] What don't I?
[329] Who isn't in the tent?
[330] And why aren't they in the tent?
[331] I know.
[332] Claire's outside the tent and won't come in.
[333] I've got to get Claire into the tent.
[334] But there's a party in the tent.
[335] Just chill in the tent.
[336] Why do you have to go out there?
[337] The tent's fun.
[338] Gourley and I are in the tent.
[339] We've got pillars.
[340] God, you guys are in the tent too.
[341] No, you're not in this tent.
[342] Well, why?
[343] We want to be in the tent.
[344] Because you're the one that told me there are plenty of people out there that don't like me. So I kicked you out of the tent three minutes ago.
[345] You made me answer all.
[346] You want me to say every person in the world likes you?
[347] come on you know that i just assume they did you'd also have to change you'd also have to change the name of this podcast oh right i know you're the needs is in the title of your podcast all right it's your trademark all right let's talk you guys were known as the chill chill chum is like what the hell's been on here i know we're well first of all dave you're right we introduced you to the equation we were the chill chums i'm perfectly chill over here then you're clutching a pillow and you're and you're moved into the farthest corner you're having a nervous breakdown.
[348] Dave, what would be the best way for Conan to win over Claire?
[349] Like, does she have a vulnerable avenue or something she would appreciate that Conan could I think he'd have to be the equivalent of that, you know, like, and I'm definitely, I'm definitely not this guy, but for Conan to turn this thing around, I think he'd have to turn into, you know, those kind of like the high school movie guy where it's like he doesn't give a damn and just doesn't even look at the bad boy, I'd say.
[350] I got it.
[351] I think I think you're right.
[352] The problem is that's fundamentally not who I am, but you're saying if I, if I showed up when I was a cool guy, cool and somewhat remote and maybe had a different face.
[353] Right.
[354] Claire would maybe accept me. I'm curious about who Claire likes.
[355] Like what kind of who's someone she likes?
[356] What's she into?
[357] What's she into?
[358] I mean, like, she's into, like, kind of grunge music and stuff like that.
[359] I'm kind of, you know, kind of heavy metal and stuff like that.
[360] Oh, she likes heavy metal.
[361] Yeah.
[362] Sorry, I have a helicopter going by.
[363] I've just realized I left my window open.
[364] That's okay.
[365] That's all right.
[366] Don't worry about it.
[367] I love that you call it a helicopter.
[368] Yeah, that's right up there with Patty Walker.
[369] What should I call it?
[370] What do you call us?
[371] We don't call it helicopter.
[372] Helicopter.
[373] Helicopter.
[374] It's like, when did people stop saying aeroplane and start saying airplane?
[375] I think when they changed the spelling.
[376] I didn't know they ever called it an aeroplane.
[377] Arrow Smith?
[378] Listen, Dave, you took us down a very unproductive path there, and that's going to, you're going to pay the price for that.
[379] You can be a grunge guy?
[380] Yeah, can we get a taste of this?
[381] Like, you knock on the door.
[382] I'm Claire.
[383] Open the door.
[384] All right.
[385] Who is it?
[386] Well, can you try an Irish accent?
[387] Fucking hell, who is it?
[388] It is someone to potty walkering.
[389] There's a helicopter outside.
[390] Sorry, let's go, hurry up.
[391] That's an amazing match.
[392] You've captured her Tombra perfectly.
[393] Oh, yeah, hey, is Dave here?
[394] Who's Dave and who are you?
[395] I'm just fucking here to see Dave.
[396] Oh, my God.
[397] We're going to just, I don't know, we're going to go play some grunge or something.
[398] I don't know.
[399] Saints be praised.
[400] Do you have a name?
[401] Hey, look, where's Dave?
[402] Is he here or not?
[403] I don't have time to talk to you.
[404] Dave made me here, but he's gone from my life at this point because you're all I care of.
[405] back.
[406] Just step aside, would you lady?
[407] Dave!
[408] Dave!
[409] I'm not even going to make eye contact with you.
[410] Dave!
[411] Where's Dave?
[412] I got to go.
[413] We got to go to that grunge club called...
[414] Oh, my God.
[415] Why'd your voice change?
[416] Called grungies.
[417] We've got to go to grungies.
[418] You go to grungies?
[419] I love grunges.
[420] We're going to go have a pint grungies.
[421] I was just pouring a bowl of grungees.
[422] Lady, I'm not here to see you.
[423] Okay?
[424] I don't form attachments.
[425] I just have incredible sex with women and then move on quickly.
[426] It's like Sylvester Stallone.
[427] I got to go fight.
[428] Carl Weathers.
[429] Dave, where are you?
[430] Where the fuck is Dave?
[431] Dave.
[432] Forget about Dave.
[433] I'm here.
[434] Look, I'm not interested in you.
[435] I'm a guy who hits it and quits it.
[436] What if I changed my name to Adrian?
[437] You're Adrian.
[438] I'm not here to talk to you.
[439] Oh, my God, sakes me, praise.
[440] I'll be gore.
[441] Jesus Christ.
[442] I'm just a guy that's really good at sex.
[443] It doesn't make eye contact with women.
[444] What the fuck?
[445] I want to talk to Dave Dave Hey Dave, good to see you man How's it going?
[446] Yeah, good Sorry, who are you?
[447] It's me, it's Conan O 'Brien You're gonna go out to that Grunch Club Wait, you're Conan O 'Brien Fuck off, no, thank you Police The name sounds familiar But you know Oh, you don't think this is the real me Oh, you didn't think I'd be this buff in person Yeah, I work out I worked out on the aerial plane on the way over here.
[448] Listen, I think she's going to like the new me. I really do.
[449] I'm convinced that she's going to fall for me. And then I get to say I'm not that into you.
[450] That's what I really want to do.
[451] So, wow, Dave.
[452] I think you've got your wish, though.
[453] You've probably ended our marriage, so.
[454] No, I didn't want to end your marriage.
[455] I think she should have a trial separation.
[456] Until she and her assets.
[457] should be seized until she tells me that I'm funny.
[458] Like a Russian oligart?
[459] Yes, it's a person.
[460] I'm going to seize players' assets.
[461] Wow, Dave, this is, I've got my work cut out for me, but I'm excited.
[462] I'm going to win her over.
[463] I really am.
[464] I promise you.
[465] I look forward to.
[466] Yeah, yeah.
[467] No, you know, you do seem like a lovely fellow, Dave, and I promise you, if and when I do make it to Ireland, there'll be no. patty -whackery from this fellow, okay?
[468] There'll be none of that.
[469] You understand?
[470] Come and visit me. Well, visit the both of you, you and your wife.
[471] She probably won't pay much attention to you.
[472] Oh, you.
[473] We'll see about that.
[474] Fuck, any.
[475] Jesus Christ.
[476] We'll see about that.
[477] I hear a challenge thrown down.
[478] Yeah.
[479] I'm warming up.
[480] We're firing up the heliocopter.
[481] And the aeroplane.
[482] And the aeroplane.
[483] You'll be hearing from me, pal.
[484] Oh, you'll be hearing from me. We're going to settle this thing, all right?
[485] In Galway.
[486] We're going to sell it Conan style.
[487] I've got to keep working on this voice.
[488] Anyway, Dave, it was good talking to you, all right?
[489] Cheers.
[490] Thanks a lot, Conan.
[491] And thanks to all your staff and stuff as well.
[492] They've all been great.
[493] Well, no, seriously, I enjoy talking to.
[494] You're a very funny fellow.
[495] And I do hope we cross paths one day, seriously.
[496] And thanks for listening to my bullshit.
[497] I'm happy anyone does.
[498] So thank you.
[499] Thanks for having me, Conan.
[500] All right, take care.
[501] Thanks, Dave.
[502] Good luck, see you, bye.
[503] Bye.
[504] Conan O 'Brien needs a fan.
[505] With Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[506] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[507] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Nick Liao, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf.
[508] Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.
[509] Supervising producer Aaron Blair.
[510] Associate talent producer Jennifer Samples.
[511] Associate producers Sean Doherty and Lerwerew.
[512] Lisa Burm.
[513] Engineering by Eduardo Perez.
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