MFM Minisode 48

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] Hey, this is exciting.

[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.

[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[5] Who killed Saz?

[6] And were they really after Charles?

[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[8] This season, murder hits close to home.

[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine McCarthy, Devine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[14] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[15] Goodbye.

[16] Welcome to the My Favorite Murder Minisode.

[17] I'm going to let you talk this time.

[18] The whole time?

[19] Georgia is under the weather, as some people refer to it, not feeling her level best.

[20] Listen, what, look.

[21] I'm hungover as fuck today.

[22] She's holding her hand to her head as if it's an ice pack.

[23] I'm holding, because it was on the Canada dry that you got me. And I also can't hold my head up on my own completely.

[24] Oh, happy birthday to my one of my closest friends, Kay.

[25] Happy birthday, Kate.

[26] Why did you order the fourth martini yesterday?

[27] Girls.

[28] How many drinks total did you have?

[29] I don't want to sound irresponsible.

[30] Okay, all right.

[31] Good call.

[32] I just, I'm so living vicariously through you that I am literally jealous of being hungover.

[33] That's the level of alcoholism I operate at.

[34] Oh, God.

[35] There was a funny thing that today, so like the only time I left the house was for Vince and I to go get brunch when we went to this.

[36] restaurant that we like called Eindale the best the best it's where every comedic person every comedian as they're known has their birthday party in the back in the on the patio it's like someone once called it the hipster chucky cheese and it used to be a firehouse so the bar is a high ceiling yet rounded because they used to park a fire truck in there it's just super cool well so we went there for brunch where I'm sitting at the bar holding my head up with Vince's shoulder the check comes and she says the first okay listen I had a glass of champagne at the branch okay hair of the dog that's you have to and she said here the waitress and the hostess wanted me to say that the first your drinks are on the house and give you this and it was a bar napkin that said stay sexy and don't get murdered yes nice and then when I went up to thank them and talk to them they were like because there were these there was like a fucking gaggle of women having some kind of obnoxious party.

[37] Brunch?

[38] And they were so...

[39] A .k .a. brunch?

[40] They were so loud and drunk and it was obnoxious.

[41] And then they were like, yeah, moms have been throwing up since noon.

[42] Moms have been throwing up at the bathroom since noon.

[43] Like, the way they put it was so fucking hilarious.

[44] That's hilarious.

[45] Well, so was it a, like a bottomless mimosis situation?

[46] Yeah.

[47] Yes.

[48] Yeah, that would be...

[49] I would immediately have seven light up a cigarette if someone told me to put it out i'd be like stand up and scream go fuck yourself like that i would be so on if i was at that bottomless mimosa branch oh jesus christ pushing back my chair real loud oh that scratch that scrape then they were taking shots of like um some kind of like coffee lique carloa probably no i know drambouy yeah oh fuck i'm gonna throw up right now sorry sorry yeah that's the worst thing how about talk about a warm biscuit dry okay nothing on it kind of absorbing an absorption biscuit let's talk about a nap let's talk about nothing in this world that would make you feel better because when you're hung over everything makes you want to vomit yeah except for hometown murders that's the solution to everything hey this is the so this is the minisail where we read you your hometown murders that you email us too my favorite murder at gmail .com and are you ready can i start i can't read do you want me to read yours in your voice what if i just made you do all four of them today i'm over here with like two coconuts doing horse sounds like i got this thing okay so this is there's nothing more exciting than the subject line my uncle was on america's most wanted fuck yeah here we go let's do it hello all manner of human and fur creatures alike and to the mustache of truth steward wow that one the best one ever damn i love how people are getting very creative about these intro lines knowing that we're very i'll say i'm very critical about them critical and then but then we're also as a positive spin delighted when they're good well i think we're really setting a bar right and i think people are not only seeing and rising to the bar I rose to the bar last night hard then fell right down on it face first were your eyes two X's when you got home that's my favorite kind oh no but yeah no listen look okay uh due to the recent episode of my favorite murder I decided to inquire if my family had any skeletons in the closet during the Thanksgiving holiday good job that's nice it's fun to do a you know, to call out a directive and have listeners be like, I did the thing you said.

[50] Yeah, and it worked.

[51] And to my twisted excitement, we had a graveyard's worth.

[52] Nice.

[53] This is, this man is Thomas Ludfinley, Jr., but goes by T .L. Finley.

[54] He was my great grandpa, who was a preacher's brother.

[55] In 1989 and 1990, he wanted a more serious relationship with a woman named Mary Francis Gentile.

[56] And he asked, and had asked her to marry him.

[57] him on multiple occasions but she refused so he hit her on the head with a frying pan he's not good at dating no choked her until her neck broke and then proceeded to stab her 20 times oh and it's his great uncle yes is the bad guy oh my god uh he was on the run for around a year until on november 16th 1990 america's most wanted ran his story and the tips came flowing in over 90 tips were informing authorities.

[58] He was in Florida.

[59] He had been working at Disney World.

[60] No. That's what, hey, where do you want to go after you just killed someone?

[61] Oh, I mean, this is what I'm talking about.

[62] Yeah.

[63] The sociopaths are good at hiding.

[64] Stop being surprised when they look like clean cut individuals.

[65] And work at Disneyland.

[66] Why am I talking to our listeners about this when they're the ones that know better than us?

[67] But I love that.

[68] He worked at Disney World and used his own name and social security number to get the job.

[69] What?

[70] Stupid idiot.

[71] He didn't want to lie to Mickey Mouse.

[72] Or Lord and Savior.

[73] Police arrested him at Disney World.

[74] Wow, that's intense.

[75] I bet they arrested him off.

[76] No, I bet they waited so they could get into Disney World for free.

[77] They were like, hold on a couple rides.

[78] Matterhorn.

[79] Matterhorn.

[80] Matterhorn.

[81] And he admitted everything.

[82] He waived extradition at an initial court appearance.

[83] I was never aware of all the things that could have happened in my family.

[84] All I had do is ask.

[85] Can't wait to see you guys in St. Louis in December.

[86] You get me through my workday and my twisted interest not seem so dark.

[87] And it's nice to know there are others in the world who have that interest.

[88] It's nice to know there are others in the world.

[89] Well, sometimes it's lonely.

[90] Stay sexy.

[91] Don't get murdered.

[92] Much love.

[93] Kristen.

[94] Nice one, Kristen.

[95] That's really fucking horrifying.

[96] And then like what a, imagine you worked with that guy at Disney World.

[97] And they're like, oh, he got arrested.

[98] And you're like, oh, why did he not pay his parking tickets?

[99] Did he not go to jury duty?

[100] No, he's like a vicious murderer.

[101] He over killed the shit out of this woman.

[102] Yeah.

[103] But he played Tigger.

[104] What's happening?

[105] Okay.

[106] You got this.

[107] I've got this.

[108] And it is called.

[109] It's called, there's two titles.

[110] You can choose one, Karen.

[111] Okay.

[112] This is a choose your own title.

[113] Sweet.

[114] X to the head.

[115] Okay.

[116] Or Uncle Stephen's wife murdered by their tell.

[117] I don't know what that means.

[118] Okay.

[119] I say number two.

[120] Because acts of the head tells me everything I need to know.

[121] But the second one, I'm like, tell me more.

[122] Well, this one loses immediately because she says, Hi, Stephen.

[123] You have the same name as my weird ass uncle, R -I -P.

[124] Oh, okay.

[125] I wonder why Stephen picked that one.

[126] Slowly but surely, they're all Stephen.

[127] They're all about murderers and victims names.

[128] It's just everyone in the story's name is Stephen.

[129] some kind of mustache -based crime we're left out entirely our own fucking podcast cats okay I've been listening to your podcast for a little over a year how I failed to think of this until now blows my mind but now that I've remembered I have to share this is going to seem completely unbelievable but it's true here it goes love it my family is from a city in Illinois right outside of St. Louis long story short my uncle was in prison for the majority of my youth he had been to jail a few times once for a drunk driving accident in which I'm pretty sure he killed someone another time because you went along with some people to break into someone's house.

[130] If your group of friends are like, we're out, we're at Applebee's, breadsticks, good times.

[131] Hold on, I think we should go break into this house.

[132] Remember, you can always peel off.

[133] Yeah, always peel off.

[134] Great, let me go to the bathroom real quick and then we can go do it.

[135] Exactly.

[136] And then leave through the back door.

[137] Hold on, I think I left my keys in the car door.

[138] I'll be right back.

[139] Yeah, I'll be right back clause.

[140] everyone falls for it because then you're like yeah i'll be right back it also works if you're at a party that you don't like or you feel uncomfortable you're like oh sorry hold on one second i'll be right back and then just get the hell out of there leave lift everyone if and if someone doesn't understand it they're not they don't understand anxiety they're just being selfish yeah settled listen look look at my headache okay the story i was told is that uh he was the lookout and fell asleep on the porch drinking drugs you know the deal sure he was the only one to get caught and went to jail fast forward to him getting out good old uncle steve went to a party and because he was a fucking weirdo he was washing dishes he heard glass break behind him and went to turn around and got a noggin full of axe holy shit what that's right he was chopped in the fucking head with an axe at a party yeah doing dishes people later speculated that the dude he robbed the house with where afraid he was going to narc and decided to off him with an axe but no dice he survived okay we forgive you for your opening oh my yeah really um oh my god i know since he was locked up for most of my childhood we weren't close and he always seemed a bit creepy to mean i remember going to visit him in the hospital post -chopping, but the story gets way weirder from there.

[141] What?

[142] I can't handle it.

[143] It says, ready?

[144] Here we go.

[145] After he recovered from the chop, he was still ultra weird, but seemed to turn a new leaf.

[146] He wanted to get his life together and his head together.

[147] Nice one.

[148] And went on a singles cruise.

[149] No, no, no. What the fuck is happening?

[150] This is amazing.

[151] He ended up meeting a woman and getting married.

[152] He was normal for a while after that but fell back into alcohol and drug abuse and his wife ended up becoming addicted to pain pills with him.

[153] They both had a hard time holding down a job and struggled to pay their bills.

[154] One night they realized their cable had been shut off after their phone had also been shut off and my uncle's wife got very angry and started yelling at him to fix it.

[155] This isn't going to end well.

[156] No. He walked down the street across a busy intersection to a gas station to use the pay phone to call the cable company.

[157] He was unable to get the cable company to cooperate with him and he walked back home on his way home he saw ambulances and police cars blocking the busy street a little ways down from the intersection which he had crossed to use the phone he got home and saw the house coat his wife had been wearing laying on the bed but no wife and he immediately ran to where he had seen the flashing lights at the emergency vehicles turns out his wife had gotten had seemingly gotten suspicious of his whereabouts and ran to the gas station without looking to see if any cars were coming oh god she got hit by a truck and dragged down the road about 50 feet oh fuck i believe she was alive when she was rushed to the hospital but by the time my dad and i got there she was dead it's obviously a very sad story but the strangest part is that my uncle steve kept yelling and crying in the hospital insisting that the television had killed her oh oh sold the murderous tv that week shortly after his wife's death he became a houseboy for a recently widowed woman who who had so much money.

[158] She owned Clydesdale horses.

[159] Ooh, who owns Clydesdales?

[160] Anyway, they ended up falling and loving and living together until he was found dead in their garage of an apparent heart attack in 2014, but I don't believe there was an autopsy.

[161] My family describes him as a guy who would fall in shit and come out smelling like roses.

[162] There are other unbelievable stories.

[163] I could tell you about Uncle Stephen.

[164] I'm sure you've heard other stories to read.

[165] Stay sexy and don't get murdered by your TV.

[166] Give Elvis a cookie.

[167] for me exo jenny oh my god that was nine stories combined it was that was one was intense it each one was and also hit him with a fucking ax and he survived so from behind then if he's doing dishes they hit him from behind yeah he survived they thought he was fine but clearly if he really honestly believed the tea but then it's like he thought the tv killed her and there's no way to prove it didn't when like how do you have luck like that Or how do you have a life like that?

[168] I don't know.

[169] How do you?

[170] I guess it's when you do drugs and do hang around with drug people, there's much more axe play than there would be in just like regular life.

[171] A little bit more.

[172] A little also same with if you're a logger or hang out with loggers.

[173] Right.

[174] Or what are other reasons?

[175] Chop chop if you have a fucking wood burning fireplace.

[176] That's right.

[177] Then suddenly axes are around a lot more.

[178] It just happened to be a lot like there.

[179] Oh, God.

[180] Don't have an axe.

[181] Now, do you think that the rich woman who Clydesdale's was the heiress to the Budweiser fortune?

[182] Definitely.

[183] Okay, me too.

[184] Who I think also he got killed in some crazy way too.

[185] Who the Budweiser guy?

[186] Never mind.

[187] I might use it.

[188] Do you fall into a vat?

[189] Budweiser and drink himself out.

[190] Jenny, well done.

[191] This subject line is an ELO belt buckle.

[192] saved my friend's life.

[193] Of course it did.

[194] Come on.

[195] Yeah, that's the best.

[196] Hi, Georgia, Karen, Steven, feline, and canine pals.

[197] Perfect.

[198] Love it.

[199] I'm a huge.

[200] I hate that fucker.

[201] Immediately talking shit off Trump.

[202] Literally three words in.

[203] Our kind of gal.

[204] Three words in and you get hella political.

[205] Fan of both, so I'm a huge fan of both comedy and true crime.

[206] So this is the perfect podcast.

[207] podcast.

[208] So well done, you guys.

[209] Thanks.

[210] Anyway, this is kind of a long, this is kind of long, but bear with me. All right.

[211] I had a job cocktail waitressing when I was in college in Kansas City around 2005.

[212] A male and female co -worker and I got off work around midnight early, and decided to go to a bar, have a few drinks, and then go to a house party.

[213] Don't do it.

[214] Go home.

[215] Oh, God.

[216] This party was not in a fantastic area of town, but as a young, naive girl in my 20s I thought hey we're with a dude and there's a bunch of people there so it's all good wrong we ended up having to park far away and walk to the house out of nowhere I hear give me your purse bitch to which I stupidly replied fuck you wait Karen did you write this oh my gosh Karen and put your cigarette out fuck you and then she writes what a dumb ass two young dudes appeared out of nowhere and my male friend said leave her alone and one of them shot my friend but he just looked at this kid and said dude did you just shoot me and as we started and as we stared at them bewildered my friend yelled run and we ran and these guys chased us and we're fucking shooting at us it's still blurry but I remember ducking behind cars and running and somehow we made it to this house and my female friend and I look over and my male friend has been shot in the upper thigh and is weirdly calm.

[217] So I get to the front gate and the guy who lives there says, what's the password?

[218] And I tell him, fuck you, call 911.

[219] Oh my God.

[220] He's like, nope, not the password.

[221] That's rude.

[222] I just got, oh, fuck you call 911.

[223] I just, uh, S just got shot.

[224] So the ambulance comes and we all go to the the hospital.

[225] Sorry this is so long, but here's the kicker.

[226] Don't worry about it because it's been a great story so far.

[227] Yeah, yeah, you're good.

[228] Here's the kicker.

[229] The first shot that hit him, got him in his giant vintage enamel, electric light orchestra, belt buckle and probably saved his life.

[230] He was also lucky that the second shot missed his femoral artery.

[231] We were all involved with the case against these two 18 -year -olds, and we all chose their pictures out of a lineup.

[232] The Casey Police Department even sent us all a letter when they were released from jail 10 years later.

[233] I really hope they ended up turning their lives around.

[234] Thanks for reading, stay sexy, where your belt buckles don't get murdered.

[235] Love from Phoenix and hope to meet you in January, Andrea.

[236] That is.

[237] That's crazy to be shot at.

[238] Give me your purse, bitch.

[239] Fuck you.

[240] God, so many neighborhoods that I would go to in my 20s that I had 100 % no. business being in.

[241] Dude, I used to walk home drunk and alone in the mission in the 90s in San Francisco when the mission was rough.

[242] One time I walked home to the upper hate from the mission.

[243] So I just walked over that hill that brings you up by, I think it's DeBose.

[244] Is DeBose Park the one on the top of the hill?

[245] Right, but yeah.

[246] Yeah.

[247] So I basically was just like, what's the shortest way to get home?

[248] Because I had no money to like take a cab or anything.

[249] So I just kept following the streets and just going up and up and up.

[250] Shit face drunk.

[251] Like, alone.

[252] Because we thought we were, like, badasses.

[253] Yeah, and also just, like, if you don't know, then you think nothing.

[254] Like, if you can't imagine it, it can't happen.

[255] Right.

[256] That's true.

[257] It's simply not true.

[258] That's true that we think that.

[259] That's exactly.

[260] That's 100 % true.

[261] That is not true.

[262] Yes.

[263] Oh, God.

[264] Okay.

[265] Dude.

[266] Well done.

[267] Sorry.

[268] Andrea, love that story.

[269] Hey, this is exciting.

[270] an all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[271] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.

[272] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[273] Who killed Saz?

[274] And were they really after Charles?

[275] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[276] This season, murder hits close to home.

[277] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[278] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[279] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists around.

[280] eyes.

[281] Who knows what'll happen once the cameras start to roll.

[282] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Meryl Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Devine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[283] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[284] Goodbye.

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[303] Goodbye.

[304] Okay, here we go.

[305] This is called The Hometown Creeper.

[306] Okay.

[307] Hey, MFM peeps.

[308] Fine.

[309] This is the third time I've emailed a home.

[310] Fine.

[311] A hometown story.

[312] And each story I've sent has been different.

[313] I never realized how many weird things I have stories for.

[314] Amazing.

[315] I've got to say first, I love that, I love the podcast so much and can't wait to see you in December in Kansas City.

[316] I listen on my way to work when my kids aren't in the car and when I go for a run and thank God, because I drink copious amounts of wine to relieve my stress.

[317] So the exercise is much needed.

[318] she's just walking us through her like balanced life this is what I do I do this so I have to do that it's all about balance it's really about balance listening is my escape and I look forward to every episode thank you so much oh oh you're welcome my hometown creeper is about either Eddie either Eddie the nickname for a guy who used to break into people's houses and and use ether to put young women to sleep no ether Eddie ether fucking Eddie uh uh he watched them and then burglarled their house this happened to be in the mid 1980s when I was just a 10 year old pre preteen murderino and apparently the guy's name was actually Gary Ray Curtis but he is remembered by townies as Ether Eddie a serial home invader who also broke into about 15 homes in a neighborhood of Springfield called Southern Hills as far as I know he never hurt the girls slash women he just wanted to watch them sleep No And then she wrote Still, that's creepy as fuck No, it's Yeah It's What?

[319] I know By reading some Archive News Articles in our local paper I discovered that he got shot by a woman who discovered him peeping through her curtains She shot him with a 12 -gauge shotgun And his mama had to take him to the hospital Where he got arrested I can't find any information About his conviction but I sure hope he's still not out there being a weird -ass peeping Tom.

[320] Stay sexy and away from Ether, Jody.

[321] Dang.

[322] We'll see.

[323] Ethan Eddie.

[324] How can they prove that he didn't hurt them while they were sleeping?

[325] Because if they were sleeping and there was no one else there.

[326] Totally.

[327] But I guess.

[328] That's what he said.

[329] That's what she said.

[330] What?

[331] All right.

[332] Here's my next one.

[333] It's called Mabel.

[334] Okay.

[335] Subject line, Mabel.

[336] And it just starts, we get right into it.

[337] Let's do it.

[338] They don't fuck around.

[339] My favorite ghost story for you.

[340] Yay.

[341] That's how it starts.

[342] Go.

[343] I love it.

[344] I grew up from sixth grade on, going to, and then in college, working at a Christian summer camp in Kansas City, Missouri.

[345] The camp was on the outskirts of town and had existed for about 50 years.

[346] Long before it was a camp, it was a township.

[347] And there still is a cemetery on camp property left from that time.

[348] Okay, this is just the opening, the opening scene of a fucking horror movie.

[349] You're, oh, I'm sorry.

[350] So you're saying that your camp has its own cemetery.

[351] Okay.

[352] Seems sure.

[353] Seems like a fun summertime.

[354] Canoeing, cemeterying.

[355] Many of the gravestones are from the turn of the century.

[356] And weathered to the point that they are hardly decipherable.

[357] And covered in moss and with angels looking down but with the one black eye.

[358] No, I'm adding that.

[359] Sorry.

[360] One grave in particular is special.

[361] Right next to a tree is a gravestone with the name Mabel, a girl who's only about 12 years old when she died.

[362] Legend has it that Mabel loved horses.

[363] Are you crying?

[364] Clydesdales?

[365] Everything about that?

[366] You just have a bad feeling.

[367] I know.

[368] Everything's not going to be okay.

[369] So much, in fact, that she would sneak out late at night for horse rides.

[370] One night, Mabel.

[371] Oh, that's creepy.

[372] It's so creepy.

[373] Mabel was riding, her horse spooked and bucked and Mabel was thrown.

[374] She was knocked unconscious into a coma, believing Mabel to be dead.

[375] No, no, no, no. Her family buried her.

[376] No. But her mother had no peace.

[377] For days and weeks, after Mabel's funeral, she continued to have dreams that her daughter was still alive.

[378] Finally convinced that Mabel was alive and trapped in her coffin, Mabel's mother forced the gravediggers to dig up the grave, and when they did, they opened the coffin, and Mabel was indeed dead, but her fingernails were scraped to the bone, and deep bloody scratches were inside the lid of the coffin.

[379] This is a straight -up fucking, what's it called?

[380] Creepy pasta?

[381] Not even creepy pasta, but...

[382] Urban legend?

[383] Yeah, but I still hate it.

[384] I mean, but here's a thing.

[385] This used to happen.

[386] I know, it did happen.

[387] To the point where they used to have an alarm.

[388] Yes, okay.

[389] Wait, let's tell everyone that in case they don't know.

[390] So, in the term, because this could completely be real.

[391] Yeah.

[392] I mean, I'm sorry to doubt you.

[393] because we believe you yeah but uh in the turn of the century people were buried alive so often and it became such a fear that they set up an alarm system was it a bell like you what they did they well here's the problem okay here's what happened they put a bell yeah a bell in there and they tied us the string of the they put a bell at the top of the yeah like by the gravestone yeah and then there was a string that went to the finger the raft around the finger the dead person And so if they woke up, their bell would ring.

[394] But the body would start to decompose, and so their body would move around.

[395] And the bells would just start fucking ringing.

[396] And which ones were real?

[397] And then they started putting poison in the fucking graves with them.

[398] So like if you do wake up and you're fucking buried alive and dead, you're like, goodbye.

[399] And you just drink some poison.

[400] Okay.

[401] Yeah.

[402] Just nightmare.

[403] Every direction is a nightmare.

[404] Nightmare town.

[405] Nightmare town.

[406] That makes me. Ooh.

[407] There's a story.

[408] There's in the new lore TV show, one of the, like, first story, or one of the stories that they do that I watched was about one of these situations.

[409] In the old time, because I, yeah, one of my episodes of, um, a crime to remember is about an heiress that gets kidnapped for ransom and they bury her alive.

[410] And they find her.

[411] And they rescue her.

[412] Oh, good.

[413] She gets out.

[414] Um, okay.

[415] So.

[416] So.

[417] This is intense.

[418] this is fucking nuts a mabel wasn't able to rest in peace but her youthful spirit and love of horses have not left her as a vengeful spirit instead she wanders the camp and leaves gifts like beads on the doorsteps of cabins for campers to discover in the morning Angela Angela Angela Angela Angela that was amazing super fucked up and I like the fact that this was a ghost story but she basically was just like the ghosty part wasn't even her concern yeah she's like the end it's fine she's nice she's nice she's a nice ghost but that is insanely fucked up i'm scared it's insanely fucked up i love it i do too those are good you guys send send your fucking send your ether creeper stories send your fucking ghost stories send your fucking weird shit your murder your uncle your weird fucking uncle murders also if you are some kind of a historian or expert about anything about the buried alive alarm system because there was one i saw that looked like an advertisement and it looked like a tube like they'd put a pipe that went down into the coffin so that if you were down there and you woke up you could be like help hey excuse me oh my god because there was some plague or thing that people got there was like a you know say it was yeah when people died of something if they were paralyzed and people the doctors thought they were dead oh oh god sucks makes me want to read a book or something um yeah ding oh wait what maybe we should have an expert on because we're having our fucking hundred episode in like three episodes you know someone i know someone really yeah that we can talk to We're going to get, we're going to bust out and have, it's our once -yearly special guest last time I was Guy Branham.

[419] Someone who listens, who's like, here's everything you got wrong about dead bodies, you idiots.

[420] Yes.

[421] Or, you know, it'd be cool.

[422] We had a fucking cop on here, like a homicide detective.

[423] Mm -hmm.

[424] Could you imagine?

[425] Mm -hmm.

[426] Then the cops get to say something back for once.

[427] Yeah, you fuck you.

[428] Hey, do you know how hard it is to fucking investigate and close a murder?

[429] Yeah, bitches.

[430] oh my god those were great you guys good job thank you um yeah and then if you hear a noise tonight it and it just sounds like light scratching karen why did you do that to all of us i don't know i'm evil stay sexy and don't get murdered