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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hello.
[17] God, we're getting good at that.
[18] We are getting great after only 2 ,000.
[19] episodes solid gold look at my favorite murder the minisode where we read you your shit you love it we read it we like it too yeah we have our own kind of fun the subject line of this first email I was going to say podcast that's scary is my dad was the last person to see John List Jr. alive so if you don't remember or if you're new or you only listen to the minisodes for this is your first episode have we ever talked to the people who only listen to minisodes doesn't happen if you're if you're minisodes only we'd love to hear from you and why are you mad at us yeah what the fuck's the problem um john list was the was the familial side i'm sure i'm not pronouncing that right he's the guy that killed his whole family in their mansion because he had lost his job but he couldn't tell anybody and it it's a very dark story that we did.
[20] It's like a classic dude who kills his family and starts a new life somewhere else because he's a piece of shit.
[21] Yes.
[22] And he had a very famous, they did a very famous reconstruction of his head on a believe unsolved mysteries.
[23] Or America's most wanted.
[24] Or America's most wanted, I think is what it was.
[25] And they found him.
[26] And they found him.
[27] And he saw himself.
[28] Like living his new life, chilling out like whatever.
[29] In like Colorado.
[30] Yeah.
[31] They always fucking run to Colorado.
[32] And there's a great, it's in one of our episodes that you do, you do him.
[33] and there's a great twist at the end about the money.
[34] Yes.
[35] I hope we won't tell you.
[36] You have to go listen to a real episode for once.
[37] Sorry, minisode nerd.
[38] Go listen to a full episode.
[39] Okay.
[40] So this is the son who's named after his father.
[41] Okay.
[42] Who was sadly murdered with the rest of the family.
[43] Oh, go on.
[44] Karen, Georgia, all furry friends.
[45] Big fan, let's get to this.
[46] This past weekend, I evacuated to my parents' house before Hurricane Florence hit.
[47] So these are emails from North and Sussie.
[48] South Carolina listeners, pre -Florence, but right before.
[49] When, while I love all those stories my dad shares, this factoid about him is probably the craziest, which he delved a little further into this weekend.
[50] My dad was John List Jr.'s best friend and the last one to see him alive before his father, also my dad's Boy Scout leader.
[51] And an extremely religious man, as my dad described him, took him home to kill the final member of his family.
[52] Oh my God.
[53] I know in episode I know in episode 29 Oh, that's nice.
[54] Good, nice work.
[55] I would have never been.
[56] It's episode 29.
[57] You guys mentioned John Sr. went to his son's soccer game after killing his mother, wife, daughter, and other son.
[58] My dad had told me John Jr. and him would normally walk home from practices and games together.
[59] He remembers this day because John Jr.'s dad pulled up in his car when they were walking on Clark Street and picked his son up, which never happened, but my dad thought nothing of it.
[60] It wouldn't be until a month later when nosy teachers and neighbors would discover the bodies in that ballroom which my dad also played broom hockey in so her dad was or I'm assuming it's a her it is um her dad played broom hockey in that ballroom where he where he laid out the bodies holy shit he clearly remembers it as this giant room with this grand skylight spoiler with absolutely no furniture in it fast forward a month and the detectives are picking my father up on his way to school.
[61] He told me he thought, oh, shit, did I do something bad?
[62] My dad was definitely a total nerd, so no way.
[63] And it got even more serious when they brought him to the principal's office where his parents were already waiting.
[64] They ended up asking him questions like if John Jr. had said anything to him before getting in the car or if John's senior seemed off.
[65] I find this little tidbit of my dad's life so unique and sad, of course, since he lost his best friend in seventh grade.
[66] I look forward to seeing you ladies here.
[67] in Charleston, South Carolina next week, stay sexy and don't get murdered best, Isabel.
[68] Wow.
[69] Isn't that intense?
[70] What a crazy story that you know, like, one of your parents has.
[71] Yeah.
[72] That's unbelievable.
[73] Holy shit.
[74] What a fucking sad story.
[75] And it's, of all the stories, one of the, like, to me, it's the one, it just stays with you the most and has the, it's so baffling and insane.
[76] And it's just so unfair.
[77] It's like, John List should have just fucking left and started to do life without killing his family.
[78] Or just, fucking killed himself because he is a piece of shit.
[79] Just unfair.
[80] He thinks that he deserves to live and go and live somewhere else, but not his family.
[81] Yeah.
[82] Like, what an asshole.
[83] Yeah.
[84] I know it's more than that, but that's what I'm going to call it.
[85] It's, let's simplify things in the many sobs.
[86] That's how we are.
[87] These are not going to be an hour and 50 minutes long.
[88] He's an asshole.
[89] Let's see.
[90] Okay.
[91] This one is called cat calling arson.
[92] Okay.
[93] Hi, all.
[94] Let's just jump in.
[95] Yes, let's learn.
[96] So when I was 10 -11 -ish, my older cousin and I were at her parents' house.
[97] It was mid -afternoon Sunday, and our parents had gone to church to work on some youth event.
[98] We live in a fairly safe small -town southern community in North Carolina.
[99] My cousin's house had a large, unfurnished basement with sheets hanging up everywhere to separate all the hoarded junk sitting around.
[100] That sounds creepy.
[101] Hiding their clutter as good southern people do.
[102] Nice.
[103] Just hanging sheets to hide your hoarding.
[104] Just throw up a nice curtain mid -room.
[105] It's like a wall.
[106] Don't worry about it.
[107] Don't even worry about it.
[108] I was helping my cousin finish her list of chores and follow her downstairs to take another load of laundry down and grab clothes out of the dryer.
[109] The washer and dryer are located in the back of the basement in a large open room.
[110] So I'm folding clothes out of the basket and she's at the washer putting in another load and I hear this whistle.
[111] You know that and then this part speaks to my heart because I can't whistle.
[112] So she says, you know that weat -woo, guys do when they're cock calling a lady on the street.
[113] And I fucking whew -hoo, that one.
[114] whee -hoo.
[115] I can't whistle, so that's all I would be able to say.
[116] Can you?
[117] There you go.
[118] And it scared both the cats.
[119] I think it's a way funnier and more attractive thing to just yell weat -woo.
[120] Wheat -woo.
[121] Just like when I saw the wheat -woo, like, typed out, I was like, I know what you're talking about.
[122] Wheat -woo.
[123] My cousin is mid -sentence, so I look at her and go, how did you do that?
[124] And she turns around and says, what?
[125] And I'm like, whistle mid -sentence.
[126] How did you do that?
[127] She denies she whistles and said, you clearly whistled, not me, to which I deny because I can't whistle.
[128] I still can't whistle 15 years later.
[129] And then says, I'm sitting on the couch, fake whistling to confirm.
[130] And as we are looking at each other with our mouths, clearly not moving, we both hear the whistle again.
[131] Wee, woo.
[132] Picture in your mind.
[133] Wee, woo.
[134] This time it's so much creepier.
[135] Yeah, this time I drop the clothes and run tearing up the stairs with my cousin not far behind me we run up the stairs shutting the basement door and locking it behind us oh we carrie i just put it together like i knew it factually but i just put it together they're in a fucking basement they're in a basement and there's sheets hanging all over hiding shit and they hear we you set the whole scene and then the second it was the cat calling you're like outside outside in front of like a scaffolding like new york city street they're home alone in a basement in a basement hoarding basement okay da da da da da da da uh call her dad who laughs us off until he hears a we're clearly in panic and comes home from church he's back within 10 minutes with a crowbar and my dad in tow behind him and they go to investigate fuck yeah dad's yes my cousin and i sit upstairs frozen until they call us down to our horror the basement door that leads to outside is open which it clearly was not when we were down there so someone was standing there in the dark behind one of those rooms, curtained off by sheets, whistling at two little girls, and high -tailed out the door and we screamed and ran out the stairs.
[136] My cousin's house burned down twice after that over a period of seven years.
[137] What the fuck?
[138] Yeah.
[139] The first time, according to firefighters' official reports, the fire started downstairs in the basement in the middle of a concrete floor, um, how, ruining all of downstairs and the majority of everything they owned, so they rebuilt and finished the basement.
[140] The second fire, supposedly started upstairs in a bookshelf, no explanation of how or source, no candles around nothing.
[141] Insurance later dropped them because they could not explain how the fire started in suspected arson.
[142] Whoa.
[143] Needless to say, my cousin and I can't help but feel like that creepy Sunday afternoon whistle had something to do with the fires.
[144] Oh, and they're still living in that house.
[145] Stay sexy and if you hear a whistle, run or move, Lauren.
[146] Holy shit.
[147] How creepy is that?
[148] Also because if it say it just is, worst case scenario, it's some sex offender that's like, hiding.
[149] Yeah, like, that's the worst case scenario is a sex offender hiding in the basement where two little girls are fucking doing laundry.
[150] But then it would make sense if that person continues to live and be in that house, that he's a fire stata.
[151] Yeah, he's a fire.
[152] He's a dad dad.
[153] Wheat -Woo.
[154] Name Mr. Wheat -Woo.
[155] Oh, Jerry Wheat -Woo, he got a jail six months ago.
[156] Okay, this subject line is from faking your own death in Mexico to owning a pizza place in South Carolina.
[157] Hello, ladies, Stephen, and Animals.
[158] When my husband, then -boyfriend and I first moved to Columbia, South Carolina over 12 years ago, we found a group of friends to play bar trivia with.
[159] I was mostly along to write the answers on the paper to keep scoring occasionally...
[160] It's a very important job.
[161] That's right.
[162] It has to be clear writing.
[163] Occasionally answer a very recent bullshit pop culture question.
[164] Amen.
[165] As this friend group was freaky smart.
[166] Over the course of four years, we won $1 ,000 in bar tabs and cash.
[167] including two $1 ,000 summer tournaments.
[168] That's amazing.
[169] Oh, my God.
[170] I want to go with them.
[171] They're smart.
[172] Every Thursday, we would go to this bar called Bayes and play and win.
[173] It turns out Bayes was named after the owner Bay Rutherford.
[174] He was around a lot.
[175] I met him on several occasions and was known for being kind of a creep.
[176] Hiring and hitting on young college girls, he was probably in his late 40s, shorting his workers on their pay and tips, and overall just being a douche.
[177] Thanks to an article in a local independent newspaper, we learned that Bay had been a convicted of faking his own death by burning a body in his car, along with some of his personal effects, Michael Clayton style, in Mexico in the 90s.
[178] He lost a bunch of money in the stock market and he wanted a way out.
[179] So he robbed a grave in Mexico.
[180] Burned the body in the car through in his medical alert bracelet and watch, which is dead on Michael Clayton.
[181] And not medical alert bracelet.
[182] Michael Clayton's like, I'm allergic to nuts.
[183] Do not resuscitate me. And even what so far is to take a tooth from the dead guy and give it to his wife to give to investigators if they came around.
[184] So she knew.
[185] And she was like, here's my D .O .9.
[186] And they're like, this is rotten.
[187] Holy shit.
[188] Also, forensic dentistry doesn't work that way where they're like, yes, ma 'am, do you have any of your husband's teeth?
[189] Yeah.
[190] We need to take them in.
[191] That's the only way we can get it.
[192] It's the only way.
[193] He had $7 million out in life insurance on himself.
[194] Too much life insurance.
[195] That's seven red flags.
[196] And he was hoping to cash it in later when his wife claimed it.
[197] Luckily, a bone expert noticed some inconsistencies from the burned body and figured out it wasn't Bay.
[198] He was caught in NYC, convicted and served five years, which is the max.
[199] That's it?
[200] She says the max, I think.
[201] Before we heard about this, we almost felt bad for going to Bay's almost every Thursday for over a year and a half and never spending an actual dime of our own money but fuck that guy the faking his death part of the story can be watched on forensic files season eight episode 31 that's good or collection for episode 14 on on netflix love it love your specific you should fucking you should play uh trivia trivia about netflix and forensic files right love your show can't wait to see you in charleston next month um which is pretty soon stay sexy don't feel bad about winning money from a felon, Lauren.
[202] That's good.
[203] That's a good one.
[204] Yeah.
[205] That's two Lauren's so far.
[206] Yeah, that's right.
[207] Wow.
[208] I mean, it sounds like a victimless crime because you're just fucking over a fucking life insurance corporation, but the body who they stole from belonged to a family and that's got to just be traumatizing all over again.
[209] Someone's father or uncle or relative brother.
[210] It's, well, also just the idea that you would be enough of a creep to be like, oh, I want to keep my money.
[211] I'm in a, I'm going to dig up a body.
[212] Yeah.
[213] And take a tooth from it?
[214] Come on, guys.
[215] Let's not.
[216] Don't.
[217] Have some accountability.
[218] Please stop it.
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[220] Absolutely.
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[239] Goodbye.
[240] Hey, this is exciting.
[241] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[242] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.
[243] But there's a mystery hanging over every.
[244] everyone who killed Saz?
[245] And were they really after Charles?
[246] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[247] This season, murder hits close to home.
[248] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[249] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[250] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[251] Who knows what'll happen once the cameras start to roll?
[252] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Davey, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon and Moore.
[253] Only murders in the building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[254] Bye.
[255] Goodbye.
[256] This is call, I'm not going to tell you the name of a bit, it's lighthearted.
[257] Okay.
[258] Okay.
[259] All right, no introductions.
[260] Straight to the post.
[261] Yes.
[262] To the point, they said.
[263] My mom and I used to have a summer home in North Carolina.
[264] One summer, roughly 15 years ago when I was about eight, our Jack Russell Terrier, Jill started going insane.
[265] Jack and Jill, because she was a Jack Russell.
[266] Jack and Jill.
[267] That's cute.
[268] Started going insane.
[269] She would run.
[270] run around barking, staring at the walls and ceilings.
[271] During this time, some of our stuff went missing.
[272] Just a few small things that weren't important enough to worry about.
[273] One night, my mom came into my room to check if I was asleep only to find a tiny furry creature with huge eyes staring at her while drinking out of my glass of water.
[274] What?
[275] Turns out there was a family of flying squirrels living in our tiny attic.
[276] This is a finding things in the wall story, by the way.
[277] why how cute would it be open the door and there's just a little tiny tongue like it came into it oh it's so cute unless it's rabid yes next to your child my mom watched as a squirrel flew through the air right next to her face and dashed into my bathroom and then it says flying squirrels could fly very well even though it's actually just gliding not knowing what else to do she shut the door and covered the crack at the bottom with a towel then she went to grab a butterfly net not sure that would have helped much when she went back into my bathroom net in hand she saw this squirrel in my bathtub and this is all caps and it kills me playing with my bath toys let it live there startled the squirrel made its way to a slightly ajar cabinet and through the tiniest and threw the tiniest hole in the wall my mom realized that the butterfly net would not be sufficient in catching the creature and called the pest control or some other animal removal company the following day it was playing with her bath that's like i'm a baby so cute it's so cute they came within a day or so and found that they had made our attic their new home they removed the family flying squirrels and released them outside i'm not sure where but far enough way that they couldn't come back once they were gone we got to see everything they had stashed up there because all that tiny shit was going missing sure enough all the things that had been going missing were there including several of my bath toys and my favorite eye pillow they were just taking shit and running off they basically that bathroom had become like their FAAO Schwartz.
[278] They were just like, check out this sponge that's shaped like an ice cream cone.
[279] I am freaking out.
[280] I just love like the idea that a squirrel you think is just like a boring thing was like this toy is the best.
[281] I'm taking it.
[282] And I'm going to go back for more.
[283] That's right.
[284] It was good to find our stuff as well as to know that our dog was not actually crazy about that issue.
[285] Though she still was nuts, pun intended.
[286] Stay sexy.
[287] Remember, your crazy dog might actually have a point.
[288] Natalie.
[289] Oh, Natalie.
[290] That's a good one.
[291] That's so cute Flying squirrel drinking out of a glass Look, look, look, look Pardon me Okay, the subject line of this is My literal job is finding stuff in walls This is slightly long But it's really worth it I am here for it Hi Karen and Georgia Imagine my delight when I realized your obsession With finding shit in walls was very real Clearly you were operating on my level of obsession Which is basically the doctoral level of finding shit in walls I am director of museums for historic Charleston Foundation in Charleston.
[292] Oh, my God.
[293] South Carolina.
[294] Charleston, that's a whole sentence.
[295] As a historian and preservationist in charge of two sites in the historic district, we find all caps, a lot of shit in walls.
[296] Here's the latest and greatest story.
[297] One of the house museums I oversee is called the Nathaniel Russell House.
[298] It was built by, hey, you guessed it, Nathaniel Russell in 1808.
[299] The original house consisted of an enormous three -story federal.
[300] mansion, kitchen house, carriage house, workyard and garden.
[301] Russell moved into the house in the spring of 1808 with his wife, two daughters, aged 19 and 17, and 18 enslaved men and women.
[302] We have owned the Russell House since 1955, and since 1989, much time, funding, and effort has been poured into the study and restoration of the main house.
[303] As such, it is a pristine example of the towering wealth of slave owners in the early 19th century, whereas the areas inhabited by those 18 enslaved people were used for offices or storage and were not considered essential to the telling of the full history of the house.
[304] Sorry.
[305] Right.
[306] Needless to say, that line of thinking has evolved.
[307] And last year, we began an intensive study of the kitchen house to learn more about the lives of those living and working in the kitchen, laundry, and living quarters between 1808 and 1865.
[308] I should add, that since very little about the daily lives of the enslaved survives in written record.
[309] It's only through forensic evidence and archaeology that we're able to piece together what life was like.
[310] Even microscopic traces of pink can tell us volumes about a room from 200 years ago.
[311] We began our study of the kitchen house by assessing the structure and realized that the upstairs living quarters were drywalled in the early 20th century.
[312] And we could hear voids behind it when we tapped along the wall.
[313] walls.
[314] A contractor on our team used a very small reciprocating straw to cut a small hole in the drywall and we were astounded by what we found underneath.
[315] Behind the drywall perfectly encapsulated was the original plaster walls of the first period slave quarter.
[316] Holy shit.
[317] Complete with original lime wash. We were amazed since features like this don't survive 200 years of renovation.
[318] But as we removed drywall, we realized that practically everything in the room, was original to the period of enslavement, plaster, woodwork, paint finishes, window sashes, doors, everything.
[319] As the drywall came down, the room transformed, and we were looking at the same walls from the early 1800s.
[320] Oh, my God.
[321] It was an incredibly emotional day thinking about how everything we could see was built by the enslaved from the bricks and mortar to the plaster and paint, and these surfaces hadn't been seen for at least 100 years.
[322] this was a living space for enslaved people and probably the only place in the house they could have a moment peace if any it was like a sacred place to say the least so then it gets better oh my god as we rounded the corner and continued to remove drywall we discovered tons of debris packed in between the studs and baseboards while all that shit ended up being the remains of several undisturbed rats nests before you freak out finding a rat's nest is like christmas morning for preservationists oh because they take it and run yep we were live literally jumping for joy.
[323] Holy shit.
[324] Rats tend to gather items from a 50 -foot radius, pack it in there, and then pee all over it, and thankfully, rat pee is a preservative.
[325] Holy shit.
[326] So even if a nest is hundreds of years old, the things in it tend to stay intact over many years.
[327] Oh, my God.
[328] They're like tiny time capsules, if time capsules were full of nod bones, mummified rat poop, and a shitload of sweet artifacts.
[329] Fun.
[330] We wasted no time pulling all that shit literally out of.
[331] the walls.
[332] I'll attach a photo of us calming through one night rat, one of eight rat nests.
[333] Oh, my God.
[334] So you can see how much debris we are talking about.
[335] We spent several days painstakingly combing through the debris and removing artifacts.
[336] We uncovered hundreds of artifacts these fucking rats had straight up stolen from the people living in the kitchen house.
[337] We found buttons, stockings, marbles, straight pins, a portion of a waistcoat, a veil from a bonnet, hundreds of bones from butchered animals.
[338] They were likely stealing these from the kitchen one floor down.
[339] We found a small lidded paper box containing a cake of makeup.
[340] Oh my god.
[341] The most exciting finds, however, were two fragments of paper.
[342] One was a minuscule bit of newspaper with the name Crookshank on it.
[343] My colleague was quickly able to search the historic newspaper database and match it with the digitized original, which dated from November 1833.
[344] Holy shit.
[345] It was incredible to know that everything we were looking at was from such an early period.
[346] However, it gets better.
[347] The most intriguing artifact retreat from the nest was a tiny fragment of a reading primer.
[348] This one made us all tear up.
[349] When we realized what it was, you see, reading and writing was illegal for enslaved people in South Carolina in 1833.
[350] Despite this, someone living above the kitchen at the Russell House got their hands on a reading primer and were possibly learning to read and write.
[351] Holding the physical evidence of potential resistance was one of the most powerful moments of my career.
[352] So that's my touching story of finding shit and walls.
[353] The kitchen house restoration is still ongoing.
[354] You can come see it when you come to Charleston in September.
[355] Dude.
[356] And we are in the fundraising period now hoping to fund a full restoration of the kitchen house so it can be put on public view along with the artifacts we pulled out of the walls.
[357] Telling the story, the full story of Charleston and it's complicated and painful past is basically my reason for living at this point.
[358] So it is important, especially in this political climate.
[359] Thank you so much for keeping me company during long hours of cataloging museum objects.
[360] You guys are the best.
[361] Cannot wait to see you in September SSDGM Lauren.
[362] Lauren number three.
[363] Really?
[364] Yeah.
[365] That's crazy.
[366] Holy shit.
[367] That is incredible.
[368] Isn't that amazing?
[369] Incredible story.
[370] If you, the, she's the director of museums for the Historic Charleston Foundation.
[371] So whenever the historic Charleston Foundation starts that fundraising campaign, there's nothing I'd love more than to see that house.
[372] Me too.
[373] Well, we're actually, so we're recording this early because we're going this weekend to our tour.
[374] So we just let's just go knock on that fucking kitchen house door.
[375] Hi.
[376] I came in.
[377] We'll go there, but we'll be wearing gloves and masks and booties on our shoes.
[378] Totally.
[379] Stephen has the photos.
[380] Oh.
[381] We'll put them up on Instagram and Twitter and shit.
[382] Oh, my God.
[383] Facebook.
[384] That's so much stuff.
[385] Oh, that is creepy and looks so much fun.
[386] Wow.
[387] That's like, bones.
[388] That's very, it's like American Indiana Jones.
[389] Um, can people who are, who work in museums, I know, like, a lot of museums have their, like, their shit that they, they, they just store that they don't have out.
[390] Like, send us the weirdest thing you have or the creepiest thing you have or your, your favorite thing that you've, have in there.
[391] It sounds like you're trying to rip off Don Wildman's mysteries of the museum.
[392] Please.
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