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[13] Let's get started.
[14] Okay, we're back in studio for the final.
[15] I like to think of this is the wrap -up.
[16] Yeah, a debrief.
[17] Yeah, this is, you know, after the event, the commentators stand around and they try and bring a sense of perspective to what is happening.
[18] They go through the plays.
[19] Yeah.
[20] Is that what you were talking, like sports commentators?
[21] Sports or else like a political event.
[22] Oh, okay.
[23] You need people to be able to digest it.
[24] Military operation.
[25] Okay.
[26] This is what happened.
[27] This is how many casualties we took.
[28] There was three.
[29] Where did it go?
[30] Where did it go wrong?
[31] First of all, I commend you, Sona, on having us over to your home.
[32] Lovely house.
[33] Thank you.
[34] And it was nice to see in the window, your little boys.
[35] Yeah.
[36] My godchildren.
[37] Yes.
[38] Waving at us out the window to their Uncle Coco.
[39] They really love seeing you.
[40] Yeah.
[41] And then they saw Matt and recoiled, which I thought was weird.
[42] Yeah.
[43] And they said El Diablo, which is weird.
[44] That's Spanish.
[45] They're not Spanish.
[46] I don't know why.
[47] I had my goat with me. You know.
[48] So anyway, but your house is beautiful.
[49] Thank you.
[50] I think you've done a really nice show.
[51] It was nice to see TAC.
[52] Yeah.
[53] And your parents were there.
[54] They were there.
[55] They're watching, you know, helping watch the boys and stuff.
[56] Yeah.
[57] You only made a few Al -Tadena jokes.
[58] Uh, we maybe, you know, we should encourage the fans to count them.
[59] and if there's over a thousand which I think there are then you win Centra we're giving a gift a car it's not a Central we own you have to go steal it we'll point it out too but it was very nice to be there and I have to say very atmospheric one of the things that stands out to me the most and I don't know how it's going to sound on the podcast if you're going to hear it through the mics but those coyotes that were trapping an animal that's one of the I mean I've heard that way off in the distance.
[60] I think this was happening in your kitchen.
[61] You can heard it so clearly.
[62] You can hear it.
[63] I've edited it already.
[64] Does it sound crazy?
[65] And it's, it sounds distant, but you can hear it.
[66] But the listener should know that it was so much more intense in person.
[67] Even though I've like we've, we've done all we can to amplify it and make it sound as present as possible.
[68] It's nothing like the real thing.
[69] No, it was crazy to be there, borderline psychotic.
[70] Yeah.
[71] Because it sounded like they were maybe 35 feet away.
[72] Yeah.
[73] And madness.
[74] How often do you hear that?
[75] I would say several times a week.
[76] But I'm sure it's just not like some Altadena cult, just some human cult members.
[77] I'm sorry.
[78] You think that they're human?
[79] What's going on up there?
[80] Oh, I think coyotes are killing little critters.
[81] What critters are they killing?
[82] Do we know?
[83] There's so many random things around, you know?
[84] Like there's, you know, little things.
[85] I don't know.
[86] Yeah.
[87] You're real good at identifying species.
[88] I love it if Sona.
[89] I don't know animals.
[90] I would love if Sona had a nature show.
[91] Wouldn't it be great.
[92] I don't know what animals are in the outback and there's something I don't know what that's something And there's something else It's a fur remover There's three things And two of them look to be the same thing And then there's another thing Nope that's three different things Welcome to Suna's wonderful world of things Sometimes there's a little dog will go out Sometimes a little cat Sometimes there's field mice I think It felt bigger like they had to take it down Yeah it felt like something big A large bunny or a raccoon or something A lot of bunnies a lot of raccoons lot of shit.
[93] Andy Richter's been missing.
[94] Oh, my God.
[95] Oh, geez.
[96] Yeah, I told him to, yeah, I told him to come visit us and he, he, he, he, they found his car, but they didn't find Andy.
[97] Oh.
[98] And they found one of his boots.
[99] Oh.
[100] And they found a cruelly written note in coyote that said Andy was delicious, which should clear it up.
[101] Well, you know.
[102] In coyote, by the way, I said.
[103] In our conversation, you mentioned that next year you would host us at your house.
[104] Do you still feel that?
[105] Yeah, I've got to get, I mean, as you know, I live in a very, you know, an enclave, if you will.
[106] I'll need to get clearance from some of the biggest names in the business.
[107] Hal Niederman, Chas Palmery.
[108] Do you mean Hal Needham and Chas Palm and Terry?
[109] No, no, these are different people.
[110] Okay, all right.
[111] Stu Beckman.
[112] No, I live, these are triple A listers, meaning they all work for AAA.
[113] No, but it's, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, real perman, who's a real perman's, real perman's accountant, and, you know, it's, it's, and so I need to, I can't have.
[114] This sounds like you're backpedling.
[115] Do you remember also in the first episode of this summer series, you said, if anybody comes over, you go overboard with food.
[116] So we expect, like, a feast.
[117] Oh, yeah, okay.
[118] I would take care of that.
[119] Okay.
[120] I would see to it.
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[127] Oh, man. No, no, no. I will check with, make sure that I'm not in violation, obviously.
[128] And I, again, I can't put too fine a point on this, but I live amongst the Hoy -Polloy, the finest.
[129] Royalty, Hollywood royalty, or Holly Weird, if you see.
[130] You just keep going.
[131] It's awful.
[132] But I would like to host next year.
[133] And I think that's something to look forward to because, I mean, we'll have some real celebrity drop -ins.
[134] Do you think?
[135] Oh, I, no doubt.
[136] Chris Perlman?
[137] Yeah.
[138] Jiz Schmeckman might come right.
[139] I'll take a pass on him if it's all the same.
[140] Oh, he's, no, he's.
[141] Okay.
[142] Giz Schmeckman?
[143] Giz Schmeckman.
[144] Let me tell me. Maybe tell him we're busy.
[145] Jiz shows whether you want him to or not.
[146] Yeah, just put him.
[147] up a black light.
[148] You know.
[149] Oh, man. Yeah, but Quarrelsty might come by.
[150] I mean, there's all kinds of...
[151] It's going to be an incredible collection of Hollywood once was and Hollywood could be.
[152] Is Jizz a once was or a could be?
[153] Depends on what time of day.
[154] Yeah, exactly.
[155] If JIS has been hydrating.
[156] You know what, guys?
[157] I don't like this kind of humor.
[158] And can I tell you something else?
[159] This guy is low -hanging Fruit Jones.
[160] He will go after anything.
[161] Excuse me. You began this whole series by saying, We're digitally servicing people with DJ blow jobs.
[162] Yeah.
[163] I said, I said digital blowies.
[164] That was 35 episodes ago.
[165] Yeah, that was.
[166] And also, that is high hanging.
[167] How is that high hanging?
[168] Okay.
[169] Because I took fan service and I made it sound sexual.
[170] Okay.
[171] So that is elegant comedy.
[172] You know what?
[173] I've worked with the worst and I've worked with the best.
[174] And you're doing it.
[175] Elegant comedy.
[176] Italian food connoisseur hands.
[177] Yeah, it's called comedy.
[178] Look it up, man. So I say we do it at mine.
[179] house next year if I can clear it.
[180] Clear it.
[181] Well, also, you know, there's going to be a paparazzi element.
[182] They're all over me. It's very hard for me to go anywhere these days.
[183] I've been in your house.
[184] There's never any paparazzi.
[185] All I do is call the paparazzi.
[186] I know.
[187] They always say no. They're just not having it.
[188] They don't even say no. They're like, pass.
[189] Yeah, I wore the same thing that Bianca Sensori wears.
[190] You know?
[191] Who?
[192] She hangs out with.
[193] What's your name?
[194] Why do you know new people?
[195] I think he studies new people's names just thinking, I got to stay relevant.
[196] but he doesn't know contextually.
[197] Bianca says sorry, she's the one that's always hanging out with...
[198] Giz Jackman?
[199] Kanye?
[200] She hangs out with Kanye and she's always wearing like nothing.
[201] Oh, it's his new wife.
[202] It's his wife.
[203] Oh, they're married?
[204] Yeah, they're married.
[205] Oh.
[206] Why do you know that?
[207] I know everything.
[208] You don't.
[209] I do.
[210] No, you don't.
[211] I do.
[212] Okay.
[213] I do know about culture.
[214] Well...
[215] I do know about culture.
[216] I really do.
[217] I will do it next year at my house, and it'll be fun.
[218] We'll have a good time.
[219] But I was, I think we should reminisce a little more about what we just experienced before we time travel to next year.
[220] I'm a little insulted that the drinks came out so late.
[221] That was planned.
[222] I know it was.
[223] And I feel personally, personally attacked because you guys had a conversation and didn't include me in it.
[224] Have you ever been on a road trip and then there's one person who gets behind the wheel and it doesn't go well?
[225] You start picking mailboxes out of the grill.
[226] We learned then not to put you behind the wheel on the road trip.
[227] And for summer smores, it's fine for you to have your drinky poo, but it's got to come later or else it's just a total meltdown.
[228] I don't know if it's a meltdown.
[229] The last two years.
[230] I like it.
[231] And I will tell you, I wasn't involved in this conversation.
[232] I just received a dictate, basically, like, this is the way it will be.
[233] Yeah.
[234] Yeah.
[235] Because I like it when we were doing summer smores, I was like thinking in my head, where is the alcohol?
[236] And why isn't it out of it?
[237] Otherwise, it's just three dicks talking in a yard.
[238] Who cares?
[239] Three dicks in a yard.
[240] That's a career.
[241] For some people, I think we did the right thing.
[242] I think we showed a little bit of restraint.
[243] And you can't hold your liquor.
[244] You know you can't.
[245] I cannot.
[246] And you...
[247] That was so defiant.
[248] You, and I've been with you for years, and we would go to all kinds of events, and you would have one glass of wine.
[249] wine and suddenly you were hanging from a chandelier dressed as a pirate and we just couldn't you know I just couldn't take that chance okay fine I'm just saying that it's just then then it's then the magic's gone next year we'll pregame oh yeah I'm down okay yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll pre you can pregame next year I will and I uh I liked it I liked it there was some revelations I think Blay didn't he pull out like a medieval sword He not only bought a sword, he brought it.
[250] He bought the sword from the Renaissance Fair.
[251] He took the word bought and added an R and brought it.
[252] Yeah, yeah.
[253] Can I ask you something?
[254] And it was cool, right?
[255] It was pretty cool.
[256] Do you have a plan to grow up at some point?
[257] No, and I say that with great affection.
[258] You know, I love you, Blay, but at some point, you know, what do you think?
[259] Maybe no more sword buying, and it's time to...
[260] No. You make a good point.
[261] Yeah, that's a good point.
[262] I mean, look, I think swords are cool at any age, and I don't know, it's cool to buy a sword.
[263] What would you say, just question, I don't want to drill stuff, but like, what would a grown -up thing that you want to see me do be?
[264] That you be do -be?
[265] What's like a grown -up thing?
[266] Make a sentence.
[267] Well, jazz scatting is a good start.
[268] What is like a grown -up thing I can do to prove to you?
[269] I've said this to you.
[270] I'd like you to wear a suit.
[271] I've done it.
[272] He's done it.
[273] I know, you did it.
[274] But I mean, consistent.
[275] Consistently.
[276] And everybody thought it was weird.
[277] I'd like you to eventually sire a large family, like nine kids.
[278] Well, I mean, now, does that include, like, a donate?
[279] Can I donate sperm?
[280] No. And you already have, I'm sure.
[281] It's all over the place.
[282] But listen, you don't have to go back to that.
[283] You got it up.
[284] You brought it up.
[285] You brought it up.
[286] You literally made it.
[287] You made him up.
[288] You brought jizz into the conversation.
[289] I didn't say that that's what his name meant.
[290] This conversation was jizzless, and then you brought up the jiz.
[291] Are you saying jizz is a first name that's different from actual jiz?
[292] I didn't.
[293] I was not thinking about that at all.
[294] Is jizz short for something?
[295] Yeah, Jizamaya.
[296] It's in the Bible.
[297] Look it up.
[298] Jizumaya.
[299] Jizamaya.
[300] So I, no, and I want you to wear like a fedora.
[301] and I want you to sort of go home at the end of the night and I just want you to be really uptight about work and then have a high ball to calm yourself down.
[302] Okay.
[303] Yeah, I want you to live in the suburbs.
[304] I'm going to work on that.
[305] No more T -shirts that say like who farted and stuff.
[306] Just like I want you to be a grown -up.
[307] I'm almost sure.
[308] He's wearing a black t -shirt.
[309] Yeah.
[310] I couldn't be.
[311] I'll work on it.
[312] But you know what I'm saying.
[313] I want you to smoke heavily and not take care of yourself.
[314] All the stuff that is the 1950s trope.
[315] I'm going to get right on it.
[316] I want you to be very distant with your son, cold, never really hug it out.
[317] Oh, my God.
[318] No problem.
[319] I'm on it.
[320] These are all the things I want for you.
[321] I don't want you at Renaissance fairs anymore.
[322] In his defense, grownups would hold swords in the Renaissance era.
[323] So he's just in the wrong time.
[324] No, but grownups died at 30 during those era.
[325] So you would have died a long time ago.
[326] I'm writing these things down and I'm going to get working on them.
[327] It is a cool sword.
[328] Thank you.
[329] I want you to, you know, drive like a rambler, you know, like a Nash Rambler.
[330] I do drive a Jeep Rangler with the license plate jock jams.
[331] Okay.
[332] I know, but that's not growing up.
[333] We're not helping.
[334] I want your vanity plate to say put upon.
[335] And I want you to just be bent over in your car.
[336] And I want you to be moving figures around all day on a big ledger.
[337] And then you go home and, you know, you're just, you hate your home life and you hate your work life.
[338] That's what I want for you.
[339] That's called being an adult.
[340] Get a 401k for Christ's sake.
[341] Yeah, let's blay more Willie Loman.
[342] Yeah, exactly.
[343] Hey, there you go.
[344] Hey, nice.
[345] You said something that relates to a book.
[346] Let's pop to champagne.
[347] You said it wouldn't happen.
[348] The meteor just passed the sun.
[349] What a dick.
[350] What a dick.
[351] No, I mean, something that exists, and you have to have read, and then you remembered it, and you said it.
[352] It was apt.
[353] Yeah.
[354] That's fucking crazy.
[355] confetti comes down.
[356] It's like the 10 ,000th customer.
[357] And when she did it, there was a look in her eyes like, you're going to go for this?
[358] Is it going to work?
[359] Is this going to take?
[360] Oh, my God.
[361] That was great.
[362] You don't mean the DJ Willie Lohman.
[363] DJ Willie Lohman.
[364] He plays the encore in Vegas on Sunday.
[365] Oh, no. DJ Willie Lohman.
[366] Oh, man. I knew it wasn't the right, Willie Lohman.
[367] Yeah.
[368] Anyway, Blay, work on that.
[369] But I don't want to put you down in any way.
[370] You know, you love...
[371] You don't want to put him down in any way.
[372] No, I just think you should...
[373] You just criticized his whole life.
[374] Every ounce of it.
[375] Every ounce of his life.
[376] That's not true.
[377] I like your sister.
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[443] Hey, what was it?
[444] There was one point where it got really crazy where you and I were fighting.
[445] arguing about something about comedy points?
[446] I don't know, but it was so stupid.
[447] But you and I couldn't let it go.
[448] And it reminded me of the early days when you were first working for me. And we're like, there's a lot of stuff to do.
[449] I had a late night show to do.
[450] And we would get into this total, these bullshit arguments.
[451] Yeah.
[452] And each one would say last word.
[453] And then we'd go like, nope, last word.
[454] And we couldn't let it go.
[455] And it actually sometimes stalled the start of a late night.
[456] show.
[457] It was, it was a lot of like, okay, well, I won, I won, I want, I want, I don't.
[458] And then it just became, it was so, it was so stupid.
[459] And it took me back to when I, me and Danny used to fight.
[460] My brother and I used to fight.
[461] And we were like 12 and we do that.
[462] I'm like, I'm like, I'm like your older brother, Danny, who I admire, by the way.
[463] I admire that fellow.
[464] Don't admire Danny.
[465] He's cool.
[466] I don't like that.
[467] I know why you admire him and I don't like it.
[468] He's cool.
[469] He's a cool guy.
[470] He was a jock.
[471] He is a cool guy.
[472] And good looking.
[473] Yeah, he was like the cool guy in school and Yeah, I was never that.
[474] So I look up to him.
[475] Okay.
[476] You know?
[477] I was the kid they tied.
[478] I was the kid they taped with masking tape to the flagpole, upside down.
[479] Pantsless.
[480] Pantsless.
[481] Did it have anything to do with you oddly rubbing your elbow in some strangely sexual way?
[482] No, no. Just say, if I start rubbing my own body, that's my business.
[483] No, I went on a mic ride.
[484] And you know what?
[485] I put, this is apropo.
[486] of absolutely nothing, but I'm pretty good at putting on sunscreen, and I think I put it on.
[487] I was talking to my wife and some friends that were visiting, and then I just forgot to do the upper part of this arm, and I got back from the, you know, and it's just like a Neapolitan ice cream.
[488] It is.
[489] I could take a bite, and it's got the little freckles.
[490] You just want to bite it.
[491] Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
[492] That reminds me, you were not feeling well during these summer s'mores.
[493] That's right.
[494] You're feeling better now.
[495] I did.
[496] I had a, I was traveling for work, and somewhere running around not sleeping enough and I got a chest cold and it was just in my chest and would not go and now you'll admit it you wouldn't admit it on the sessions you kept saying I was sick and I'm getting better now and you were just sick for a while yeah but what I meant was because my father drilled this into us is I had already had it for about a week and a half so I knew that I wasn't contagious but you were sick yeah I didn't feel good I was coughing a lot didn't sound great No. And you're sick for a while, like a long time.
[497] Well, you know.
[498] I don't like to brag, but yeah.
[499] It's a real accomplishment.
[500] How do you do it?
[501] Well, you know, just immune system kind of fails.
[502] You are so cool.
[503] Yeah.
[504] I just got tired and then I got sick and, you know, that's how I used to come on to ladies back in the day.
[505] That's cool.
[506] I'd talk about how my immune system failed me. And I got sick.
[507] And then I was sick from out, oh, really?
[508] Panny dropper.
[509] Yeah.
[510] What?
[511] I said you came and talked about your immune system.
[512] It was a panty dropper.
[513] That's the phrase?
[514] The girls dropped their panties.
[515] You mean a panty razor?
[516] Panty razor.
[517] Panty constructor.
[518] Yeah.
[519] But I, so what?
[520] I had a little bit of a cough, a little bit of a horse voice, but I recovered.
[521] And I'm in fine fettle now.
[522] Yeah.
[523] Thanks.
[524] Now, I know that what you would have done, which is any time I used to come in, and I wasn't feeling well, Sona would say garlic.
[525] Yeah.
[526] And I learned from you that's absolutely true.
[527] Eat whole garlic.
[528] I do that.
[529] And you can feel it like, it's like lightning coming out of your pores.
[530] Are you doing a bit?
[531] No. You've actually tried it.
[532] It is.
[533] It works.
[534] Yes.
[535] Everything we need is in the earth.
[536] Oh boy.
[537] Altadina, here we come.
[538] No, that's not true.
[539] No. There's so much stuff we need that's not in the earth.
[540] If you have a very simple cold, all I do is I do actually eat garlic and then I drink lots of tea with lemon and honey and that's all I do and she works every time she yeah mother nature oh mother nature but you're welcome but you're welcome oh yeah thank you for mentioning that garlic can be helpful something that wasn't known well I'm glad listen it brought us closer together or it drove us further apart.
[541] I think the latter.
[542] Yeah.
[543] I don't think we learned much.
[544] And I don't know it's up to the fans.
[545] We learned a new story about you.
[546] That you had to vamp his uncle Sam as a young man for a summer camp.
[547] And that is one of the times I can count on one hand when I've had sympathy for you.
[548] Yeah.
[549] Yeah.
[550] I've had some tough times.
[551] It sounded rough.
[552] It sounded very rough.
[553] Yeah.
[554] I was man, I wish the coyotes had set upon me of Uncle Sam.
[555] I torn me apart.
[556] That was a rough one.
[557] Yeah.
[558] And it's a moment where sometimes you're out there and you're in the night and you start to, your guard comes down a little bit and you start to talk and you start to get to know each other a little better.
[559] And you'd think after all this time, how could I get to know Sonom of Sessu and Matt Gourley a little better and why would I want to?
[560] Right.
[561] But then you're in that situation and you do.
[562] It's an onion.
[563] It's a perpetual onion.
[564] There's more and more layers.
[565] We went through a lot.
[566] There was the rending of an animal's body by other wild animals.
[567] and is traumatic.
[568] And so, yeah.
[569] You know what would have made it open up even more is alcohol early on in the series?
[570] Well, maybe a little gummy for you next time.
[571] I will gummy it up.
[572] We talked about that, yeah.
[573] If you would, if you'll gummy it up with me. Will you gummy it up with me?
[574] I don't know if I would.
[575] That's not my thing.
[576] It's not my thing.
[577] I have to be, I have to think for the show.
[578] I have to be.
[579] Well, I'm sorry.
[580] I'm sober.
[581] Couldn't you take, like, schedule the next day off so you had a buffer.
[582] and then the three of us we take a gummy and just a little bit because I'm you know I wouldn't go deep either but we could do that and just see where see what happens it'll be a giggle fest yeah we'd have a real good time some laughs for the first time huh yeah think about all manufactured from a drug okay well what could be the problem we're just high sorry I'm a professional and I have to uphold certain standards and also I think there are a lot of young people that look up to me I don't think this podcast has any standards and it's not illegal and no young people look up to me All right, we'll talk about it I'm not saying definitely yes right now But we'll talk about it But listen, I want to say Thank you, thank you to Sona for having us over Thank you, Matt For of course always You know, being the camp counselor And making sure that everything runs smoothly And I'd like to thank myself For lending whatever it is I bring to the table Which some would say is It's really like 98%.
[583] Also think Jizz, Schedkman You know, Schetkman he's a good man he's a partner the firm Schneckman and Steckman Not related Yeah that's true Jiz and Jiz Jiz and jizier Jiz and jizier That's incredible You guys You always aim for the stars Reach for the stars And if you fall you're still You introduced him He's your friend I did not say that it was related to seaman in any way Oh people hear the word jizz And don't think about seaman It's there are other ways I told you There's lots of jiz In what way have you ever heard jizz where it's not talking about semen?
[584] It's the type of music that the aliens play in the canteen in Star Wars.
[585] It's not jazz.
[586] It's jizz.
[587] It is truly.
[588] Who says, this is great jizz?
[589] No, it's in the lor.
[590] Yeah, it's in the lore.
[591] It's in the lore.
[592] No, no one says it.
[593] Yeah.
[594] Who says, no one says it?
[595] No one says it.
[596] You just have to be a real Star Wars dork to know that?
[597] I don't know.
[598] I wouldn't know.
[599] Someone told me. I didn't ask for it.
[600] I didn't seek it out.
[601] I swear.
[602] Oh, no. I think so.
[603] It's also, it's like the smallest sale, I think, on a schooner is the jizz.
[604] So.
[605] That is not true.
[606] It is.
[607] Yeah.
[608] There are no other times people use the word jiz.
[609] It's true.
[610] Hoist the jizz.
[611] We're coming in.
[612] We're hardily.
[613] All right.
[614] I'm going to call it.
[615] You guys are the worst.
[616] Oh, I think that's true.
[617] God bless us everyone.
[618] Bye.
[619] Summer Smoors with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[620] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[621] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Nick Liao, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf.
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[623] Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.
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