#531 - Nick Youssef

[0] And what are the comedy dates you got coming up, Brian?

[1] This weekend, we're going to be in Tampa, Florida, media, and Sam Tripoli.

[2] Friday, it's Tampa.

[3] Saturday, it's Jacksonville, and then Sunday is Orlando.

[4] And you can go to deskwad .tv for two years.

[5] Powerful Florida.

[6] Prepare yourself.

[7] Bring penicillin, son.

[8] But those are the, that's like up higher, right?

[9] Like, those are okay.

[10] They're the craziest people.

[11] The craziest are the ones up high.

[12] Yeah.

[13] Yeah.

[14] Orlando's in the middle.

[15] Yeah.

[16] Yeah.

[17] Orlando's a good spot.

[18] Yeah.

[19] You know what?

[20] But South Florida is fun too, man. They're fun.

[21] I enjoy doing shows down there.

[22] People are crazy.

[23] It's a totally different world.

[24] It's a completely different world than the rest of America.

[25] It really is.

[26] Yeah.

[27] South Florida is wild.

[28] In all the bad ways, like Florida Man, you follow that Florida Man Twitter account.

[29] Yeah, yeah.

[30] It's fucking great.

[31] I mean, there's just no denying.

[32] I mean, I would like to have someone like Sam Harris, some like really rational guy break down why Florida actually has no more crime.

[33] It's just that for whatever reason people focus on Florida.

[34] But I don't know if that's entirely accurate.

[35] The sheer numbers of idiocy that you get just the numbers of morons that come out of Florida is almost hard to believe.

[36] I've watched almost every single episode of cops and Florida is always the best episodes.

[37] That's a great show by the way.

[38] They should do a spin -off.

[39] They re -edited all the old episodes of cops and like made them HD and edit them real fast and quick now.

[40] It's called Cops Reloaded.

[41] It's like crack.

[42] I wonder how much they could do just on Florida.

[43] Oh, because they picked out from every episode.

[44] You could just have cameras running 24 hours a day and hire some editors.

[45] Just keep the cameras on.

[46] You would never go wrong.

[47] I mean, wacky shit happens in Florida.

[48] Like, if you were a vice cop in Miami and you had a camera on your car, like how much shit?

[49] We don't need to do commercials anymore.

[50] We're over We're here We don't need the music Fuck it But if you're a vice cop And you were in Miami And they just put a camera On your head How much wacky shit Would you see every year Probably be madness Oh every I mean It would be every other day There'd be something amazing Crazy Like everyone should just have a GoPro On their head And just be traveling around Well they kind of do know In a lot of states They said that's lowered The instances of police harassment Or police brutality Substantially and I know I believe Los Angeles has some sort of program at least on some of the officers where they put these cameras on them you know we're starting to see so much video of cops beating people up man it's really disturbing it is it's so disturbing like that one cop um that beat that lady up on the side of the freeway you've seen that one yeah that's fucked holy shit she might have been mentally challenged and she was acting like she was walking in the on the freeway yeah I don't know what her deal was I don't know, but if that is the only way that he can control her, he shouldn't be a cop.

[51] Like, you can't just fucking whey somebody in the face over and over again while you're holding out to their neck on the side of the highway.

[52] You just can't do that.

[53] That's not defensive.

[54] You're not saving them from themselves.

[55] You're not saving anybody from that.

[56] You're assaulting them, you know?

[57] Like, you should be able to contain that woman.

[58] The woman wasn't striking him at all.

[59] If you had any, you know, knowledge of jujitsu whatsoever, you would just contain her.

[60] It would be really easy to do.

[61] I mean, you might get hit with some clawing at you and shit, but you could hold her in place and nobody has to get hurt.

[62] If you're a cop, it's not like that woman was attacking him.

[63] You know, if that woman was attacking him, like, say if that woman had a bat or a knife or something, she's coming out of him, and he took her down and punched her in the face, I'm all for that.

[64] That's a dain.

[65] That might as well be an animal.

[66] A person that's attacking you with a weapon might as well be an animal.

[67] That's how I feel.

[68] Like, would you kick a dog that tried to bite you?

[69] Fuck, yeah.

[70] A person with a knife that's coming at you.

[71] you that doesn't matter if it's a man or woman they're getting punched in their fucking face for real right it you have to yes otherwise you're a dead man brian yes is running an option because i'd like to just run away yeah if you could run faster definitely do it okay cool i'll do that if you could go side to side if you got a good juke but at the end of the day like if you're a cop you can't just beat somebody up like that you just can't do that like that lady's not hitting you like you like she's what she wouldn't listen like what's going on like There's no way she could have been doing anything that's that justified getting the fuck beat out of her like that.

[72] Isn't there like some police force that's now putting gopros on all the cops, like their whole force, you have to have like a GoPro camera on your person now?

[73] We should probably Google this because we keep saying it.

[74] I just, I just heard it the other day.

[75] Yeah.

[76] That makes so much more sense.

[77] Yeah.

[78] I don't know.

[79] And would, what it should be is something that broadcasts.

[80] Yeah, that would be cool.

[81] Yeah.

[82] We could subscribe to.

[83] That would be the best cops by the.

[84] way ever ever yeah yeah you go home i want to see what's going on in my hometown cops you could just stream it yeah in real life what's compton really like it's pretty bad cops use go pros to film traffic stop oh this is different i think it was florida actually that now that i think about it that was doing it florida police camera look at this a cop uses a go pro to film a traffic stop of a lieutenant cop.

[85] A Miami police officer, he made a routine traffic stop.

[86] He discovered that it's a man of superior rank, like a cop that's superior rank to him.

[87] They started fighting, and he got suspended.

[88] Yeah, I saw that.

[89] And the lieutenant is merely reassigned.

[90] Yeah, he filmed the whole thing, too.

[91] And there's like a hierarchy.

[92] Like, that's like a weird thing, the rank thing for police officers.

[93] Like, that's some military shit.

[94] Like, the whole rank thing, like that he had to like you know give in to a superior officer like that's what the issue is a superior rank yeah how weird is that like a guy's a general yeah like we're not at war yeah that person ran a red light like let's calm down i mean i guess cops should be able to get better positions as they get better at their job and they should get more prestige as they get more experience and knowledge.

[95] Officer Realta California now required to wear video cameras while on duty.

[96] See, it's right in the middle.

[97] And so it's just like a full -on GoPro that just records every time.

[98] One year, the use of force have dropped 60%.

[99] Complaints have dropped 88%.

[100] Wow.

[101] Holy shit.

[102] Holy shit.

[103] Wow.

[104] That's accountability, man. It's all about accountability.

[105] That's exactly what that is.

[106] You know?

[107] It's not that being a cop is a tricky decision.

[108] to be the guy who decides how things get handled in times of stress and that's your job you do that every day you come in people are screaming wives and husbands or you're worried you're going to get shot like they're always worried they're going to get shot like domestic violence cases especially you imagine you don't have anything to do with these crazy people but the neighbors lights are all on it's five o 'clock at the morning people are screaming they're throwing shit and you know you hear the guy say i'm going to fucking kill you and you're outside and you're a cop and you're like Jesus Christ here we go like that's your job that's cool that's a crazy job it's hard for anybody I think to expect that people that go through that job on a daily basis are perfect or they should be held to the same standards as everybody else as far as like their ability to tolerate bullshit because they see too much yeah that's a crazy job it's a crazy job and it's not a you know when people look at police brutality you got to look at the cops too like what are these guys being subjected to it's not just that these cops are lashing out and in attacking people it's like what's making them ramp up their their violence are they just inherently violent that's a real convenient way to look at it just decide they're just inherently violent and that's their assholes and bullies and that's why they became cops in the first place and that might be correct for some but you also got to take into consideration what they're seeing on a daily basis their fucking job is to deal with the worst situations that people have to see every day, every day.

[109] Bullets, car accidents, motorcycle wreck, violence, murder, suicide.

[110] Yeah, the worst parts of humanity all day.

[111] The worst.

[112] Lyers, liars, thieves, rapists, all day.

[113] It's got to be overwhelming.

[114] And then for them to be, you know, in a situation with a person and the person is like, y 'all don't have to listen to you?

[115] Oh, you don't you fucking bitch?

[116] Yeah.

[117] Listen to this.

[118] It's like they're so wound up.

[119] They're always at like eight, you know?

[120] If you're living that world and you're constantly like dodging this and evading that and capturing this guy and pulling that guy off the street and fuck, man. That's why it surprises me when you see cops that are so young.

[121] When there's like a 21 year old, 22 year old cop and you're like, that guy's going to be able to handle all this stress.

[122] Like the domestic violence thing?

[123] Like, he'd show up to a house, husband and wife are arguing, and it's like, that kid's probably had sex twice.

[124] And he's supposed to, like, know what to do during a...

[125] Yeah, I wonder if they have people that they specifically assigned to those kind of cases that are, like, good at that shit.

[126] Okay, yeah.

[127] Does that make sense?

[128] But I would...

[129] That's like an Al Pacino roll in heat.

[130] Norman, can I talk to you?

[131] You know, get the guy to the window and put the gun down, Norman.

[132] You know?

[133] There's a lot of...

[134] cops here you know it'd be like the guy who like slowly talks you off the ledge yeah i bet in real life cop world though it's like what is it is it a murder there's no specialists like dude i don't even do robbery i'm not doing robbery i'm over here i'm doing violent crime yeah not nothing petty like no they're cops they show up where there's you know there's like vice departments right and they have like different departments but for the most part they all deal with bullshit that's like who's closer to the crime just get there and deal with it deal with nonsense all day deal with the worst of us and every time they talk to people the people are lying like most of the time most of the time people are talking to cops they're lying yeah i don't think i've ever talked to a cop when it hasn't been like i'm on the end of getting in trouble and i'm like how do i get out of this exactly i've never just been like hey officer nice nice to see you today i've never done that that's funny yeah there's a lot of people's interaction with cops on the street man that's a lot of people's uh if you think about it remember that video that kid was taking a video the woman was beating him up and uh she was uh she was screaming you know at him and and he was like stop hitting me please stop and it's all he's doing and she was saying that she was going to say that he sexually assaulted her yeah remember the other one that we showed that uh the the old women stealing the guys beach stuff yeah they've the Reddit, guys like Reddit, found her name and her Facebook and everyone started going to her page.

[135] Oh my God.

[136] And it's ridiculous because she's like, it looks like she's just a normal woman that just happened to be like stealing shit.

[137] Well, you know what?

[138] That's a weird thing about people's looks.

[139] There's like some sweetie pie looking people that are killers.

[140] Yeah.

[141] Ted Bundy.

[142] Yeah.

[143] Yeah.

[144] I've met like, uh, there's a lot of MMA guys like that too.

[145] Like you would never know.

[146] Jiu Jitsu guys.

[147] There's a lot of Jiu Jitsu guys.

[148] Like you would never know.

[149] You look at them, they just look like normal dudes, and they could kill people.

[150] It's just like there's something about their head.

[151] Like they have, it's not just their physical abilities, it's like their head.

[152] They have like a little, little something extra, a little piece of weird.

[153] But they look like, you know, Opie, you know?

[154] It looks like an all -American boy.

[155] Look like a total normal, sweet -faced fella, you know?

[156] Meanwhile, they're just stone cold killers.

[157] Some old lady could be a dirty murderer.

[158] You know, you're looking at her on the beach, and she's like, someone's Grammy like where's your grandparents oh they're over there by that tent oh hi grammy hi that's her meanwhile she's a dirty stinky thief yeah stealing someone's tent packing it up and then she's done it before obviously because that guy came up to her she wasn't surprised you know she was like playing it off yeah like well this is ours i'm pretty sure this is ours like this is our stuff i mean i mean it was a complicated tent they got like fucking posts and shit and they're folding everything up and putting in bags and stuff this old dirty broads just stealing she probably has gotten away with that for the last 15 years yeah after you hit a certain age no one suspects you right that innocent old person's not going to steal anything well people become kleptos and they don't even know why like i had a girl that i was dating when when i was in high school that uh had a bit of an issue at one point in time and she was a very good person She wasn't a bad person at all.

[159] She's not like a bad kid from a bad home, but she wanted something and she didn't have the money and she just took it.

[160] You know, and it was this thing where, like, she did it a couple of times.

[161] And she got in trouble for it.

[162] She didn't get arrested, but she got caught.

[163] She had to give the stuff back.

[164] I don't remember.

[165] It wasn't anything monumental, but it was enough where she was trying to understand why she was doing this.

[166] Yeah.

[167] Like, I can't, I almost can't stop.

[168] Like, I go, in the store and there's something I want and I know no one's looking and I figure out a way to get it and I'm like that that's crazy like that's stealing but she is it was like when they say kleptomania like for some folks it really is an issue like they really can get obsessed with this idea of stealing something and they can't help it.

[169] Joey Diaz used to do it all the allegedly all the time when we were at the airport would just be like he would just be stuffing hamburgers in his pockets and you're just like what the fuck are you is like don't worry about this brine and like he'll just go and get to one of those little stands where they have like drinks and and popcorn and stuff and he's just putting stuff in his pockets like right in the open like because is it like more about the thrill it's not even like oh I need this thing is it like the adrenaline can I get away with it well let's say this about Joey that was a long time ago he's a different guy now he doesn't do that at all anymore I don't know you know the girl was 17 at the time and like I said she's not a bad person by any stretch of the imagination she's very nice she's very smart too she just had a thing and the thing was she wanted to steal shit it just and i don't think you know it could be a combination first of all when you're 17 you're essentially insane you know i mean you really are not sure what's going on for the last couple years your body's been overwhelmed with hormones and you're like what is that like why do i feel so different than i did you know just two or three years ago and you're obsessed with girls right and girls are obsessed with boys and so you just start fooling around having sex and it becomes like your whole life becomes obsessive when you're young like and you're about to become an adult and you're going to have to take care of yourself and you're like what nobody taught me shit i just want to fuck all day i'm fucked i'm 17 i'm almost 18 then i got to fend for myself you know and then graduations out and you take you deep breath and you try to figure it out like wow what next they're all crazy everyone that age is crazy So some of them steal clothes and some of them sniff paint and some of them, you know, whatever.

[170] Become cops that beat people.

[171] Yeah, it's a little harder than, you can't be more than 17.

[172] How old do you have to be to be a cop?

[173] I think 18.

[174] If you can join the military 18, you think you'd be.

[175] It should be 40 -year -old dudes that are yoked.

[176] They're like hiring in Burbank cops right now.

[177] There's signs everywhere that says, I'm now hiring.

[178] I'm sure.

[179] It's probably a tough job.

[180] It's probably tough to get people to do.

[181] because, you know, I don't think most of us have the perspective to understand what they have to go through.

[182] So I think a lot of people also treat cops with, like, disdain.

[183] It's kind of cool to treat cops with disdain.

[184] But that's all well and good, but if the shit hit the fan, you'd be fucking happy there were cops.

[185] Oh, yeah.

[186] Yeah, remember that North Hollywood shootout?

[187] Remember that shit?

[188] Oh, yeah, with the fully automatic weapons.

[189] Do you remember that, Brian?

[190] Oh, yeah, it was like a video game.

[191] Dude, we were on news radio.

[192] It was on the set of news radio, and I forget who told us it was happening.

[193] but we all gathered up in this break room to watch this and we were watching this on the TV someone's office or something I remember where we were watching it but we were like this is fucking crazy like we were all holding our hands and our heads like what are we looking at this dude's armed to the tits he's got are you showing it pull it up on the screen so we could see it too this dude is armed to the tits he's got bulletproof everything on they got a van stuffed with bullets and ammo and rifles and shit and he's just fucking cops up Jesus This is a different guy Brian Isn't it?

[194] The North Hollywood Shootout is what you want Is this it?

[195] Yeah, this is North Hollywood Shootout Oh, this is the end That's where they just shot him This is the end When there was some videos before Of him Like fully armed up Giant machine guns and shit Shooting in cops And these cops had pistols And bullets are bouncing off of them Yeah I mean, the cops had, like, standard, you know, officer -issue pistols, and this fucking guy had, like, the craziest rifles money can buy.

[196] Yeah.

[197] Machine guns and shit.

[198] And just these two dudes held all these cops at bay.

[199] This is the same one where they were trying to rob a bank, right?

[200] Mm -hmm.

[201] That's that one, yeah.

[202] Yep.

[203] Yeah.

[204] But see, if it wasn't for cops, then what?

[205] Those guys do that again next week, and they do it again the week after, and then who stops them?

[206] Who stops them?

[207] Yeah, we would not be able to.

[208] Exactly.

[209] sort of going house to, I'd like, I have an iPhone I can throw at you or something?

[210] What do you do?

[211] I mean, if someone's that crazy that they're willing to do something like that, who knows where that guy's limits are?

[212] Uh -huh.

[213] That guy could easily just go door to door and gun people down.

[214] And how many friends he has?

[215] Yeah.

[216] That are willing.

[217] Imagine if it was a hundred of those guys.

[218] Yes.

[219] Out in the street.

[220] Exactly.

[221] That's what you've got to really worry about.

[222] What you got to really worry about is people that don't think you need a military or don't think you need law enforcement.

[223] You're really kind of underestimating the evil that human beings are capable.

[224] of we've just been in a nice place here in america for a few hundred years yeah pretty sweet as far as world history goes like it's invading violence pretty sweet like one of the best spots ever like a solid 200 plus years of nobody coming over here and fucking us up like a few little baby attacks but nothing in comparison to anything than any other empire had to go through over like you know the course of its it's it's rain now if you think about how many like human beings how many different countries they are in this country and then that we have military bases and like 100 plus of those countries you know that's those numbers are crazy that's just stopping and thinking about how many of us there are is nuts but if there wasn't a military and some crazy fucks like those north hollywood guys i know gathered up together and decided to start taking shit over what would you do people are capable of that that's it's a very unfortunate but it's a realistic aspect like it's a subject it needs to be breached it's very unfortunate that people are capable of things like that but they are and to not plan on it and to not be prepared in case it happens there's a lot of civilizations that don't exist anymore because of that yeah you get used to the safety you have then you go to like you know a third world country and you're like oh things aren't us together over there and there's like groups of people who are fighting other groups within like that could never happen here unless they got a boations going at each other Unless they got over here.

[225] See, anything can happen here once it happens here.

[226] You know, how quickly would they be able to tighten it down?

[227] I don't know.

[228] I would hope quickly.

[229] I would hope quickly.

[230] But, like, when people look at things like, when you look at things like the bad aspects of the military or the bad aspects of police enforcement, law enforcement, the bad aspects of, you know, people being horrible.

[231] and police brutality in those situations.

[232] I think people are tending to go in only one direction with the idea.

[233] Like, they're only looking at the violence that these cops are doing to civilians.

[234] They're not looking at, like, what are we asking these people to do?

[235] What are we asking these normal people to do for $40 ,000 a year?

[236] And how much of an assurance do we have that these people are of sound character or they can get through that gig?

[237] Yeah, I know there's some screening processes, But how thorough is it really?

[238] And how much do we really know about the impact of day -to -day violence, day -to -day bullshit that these people have to deal with?

[239] It sounds like the craziest job ever.

[240] Imagine if you had to be a vice cop?

[241] No. But I would think that I would want that GoPro on me at all times.

[242] Oh, yeah.

[243] Yeah, I think that would, I think that's the most important thing for cops nowadays.

[244] I think they need that.

[245] I think that would be a perfect way to police the police and help the cops at the same time.

[246] Imagine starting in a bad neighborhood, too.

[247] I'd want to start in the suburbs.

[248] I'd want to go from Burbank to Watts.

[249] I'm like, just let me do a couple traffic stops before I'm, like, involved in a shootout.

[250] Right.

[251] There was a guy that I used to do Taekwondo with that he got reassigned.

[252] He wanted to get reassigned to a more urban area.

[253] And I go, why do you want to do that?

[254] It's like, there's more action.

[255] I was like, more action.

[256] Wow.

[257] I would want to start off, like, small town where there's two cops for the whole city, Yeah, no, this dude wanted to be where the shit was going down.

[258] He genuinely enjoyed it.

[259] He was an odd duck.

[260] He was like this weird sort of hard -ass cop guy who liked to fight.

[261] But he was a really nice guy.

[262] Like, as a cop, he was really nice.

[263] Did he have like a good sense for justice?

[264] He wasn't like a power guy.

[265] He was weird.

[266] He was a sweet guy, but it seemed like he would like look forward to someone doing something that he could correct them on yeah you know like if you didn't if you didn't do anything wrong he was like a super nice guy but it was weird being friends with this dude while i was like a young teenager because i always like thought of cops like oh shit i'm gonna get arrested you know just think of all the people that i knew that were dirt bags like oh i gotta get out of here this cop you know but he was um he was older than me but it was a weird sort of a relationship because um he was ass but he was a cop and then he'd arrest you well he didn't arrest me but you know i would like i would even take it easy on him sometime in sparring because he was a cop because i would just think like i do not want this dude like developing a grudge you know yeah because people could develop a grudge you know and especially like the like sparring sessions there's there's like sparring sessions for striking and then sparring sessions for grappling sparring sessions for grappling sparring sessions for grappling are way safer so you can go really really go at it hard but sparring sessions for striking they're really dangerous because people get knocked out all the time so there's like a certain amount of respect that you have to give each other and you have to not hit each other that hard and some guys just don't play by that some guys who just it all goes out the window and they start winging shots at you and next thing you know you're in a melee like it happens all the time where a sparring session turns into an all out fight it happens all the time so you don't want to do that with a cop you know and especially a cop that knows how to fight pretty good, too.

[267] See the John Jones thing?

[268] Yeah, it was crazy, man. John Jones and Daniel Carmier got in this huge scrap at a press conference.

[269] It was ridiculous.

[270] John Jones got in Daniel Carmier's face, put his forehead on Daniel Cormier's forehead, and Daniel Cormier grabbed John Jones by the neck and pushed him away, and John dropped his belt, and then it was just bodies colliding.

[271] Wow.

[272] And John immediately, I guess, you know, it's a wild scramble, was on top and and john was like i took you down so quick within seven seconds you were on your back and oh no like the shit talking just escalated to a totally different level and john jones put out a video that said uh you you suck you're so weak when i got a hold of you felt so weak like it's really and then he deleted the video which is really interesting see this what happened uh poor guy in the middle yeah that guy like there there's is just a collide Oh, my God.

[273] A pile of bodies.

[274] Dan is on vacation.

[275] He wasn't even there.

[276] Yeah.

[277] Yeah, this can't happen.

[278] I can't do that.

[279] This is real bad for the sport.

[280] It's real bad.

[281] It's real bad for public perception.

[282] It's a weapon to be used against MMA.

[283] You know, it's unfortunate.

[284] What you've got to have, everybody should have, is a no -contact policy.

[285] Unless guys agree to hug, you know, you agree to shake hands and hug.

[286] you should have a no contact policy and anybody clearly violates that no contact policy gets fined you know that some guys can deal with it that getting in each other's face but when you have a situation like this you know you gotta have to have a no contact policy with those guys yeah because like the wayans they're always doing the forehead stuff and like getting in people's face that's like I don't know man I think it's ridiculous it's ridiculous and some of it's gamesmanship but it's just so bad for the image of the sport is that starting to happen more often no it's pretty rare okay it's pretty rare but that's a big high -profile fight.

[287] I mean, like Ronda, Rousey, and Mish Tate, they got head -to -head in each of his faces, and it was pretty hot, right?

[288] Yeah, it's sexy.

[289] I saw where you were looking.

[290] But they were professional about it.

[291] They didn't do anything about it.

[292] These guys were not professional.

[293] Yeah, it was like immediate.

[294] Yeah, you can't do that.

[295] You know, you can't grab each other and fucking slap.

[296] You know, and if you say, hey, I don't want a headbutt you, man. But nobody wants to give ground.

[297] You know, they just, they don't, you know, they don't want anybody getting any psychological advantage.

[298] And so they, they're, they have to show each other, like, they'll fuck, I'll fucking fight you right here, bitch.

[299] And then, you know, that's when shit like this happens.

[300] It's like, they just have to treat it.

[301] You got to, this is a, like, the importance of that not happening is huge.

[302] It's huge.

[303] There's a, it's just such a negative connotation attached to what that is.

[304] That's just violence.

[305] The difference between that kind of violence and the violence of a. sport is the violence of a sport is everyone's agreeing to this scenario you're agreeing to train for x amount of weeks you're going to fight for x amount of rounds you're going to fight this guy he weighs what you weigh everybody prepares you meet at this day and you compete and it's a very dangerous form of competition and yes it is fighting as a competition but it's not violence the same way that that is that's a street fight that's a that's a world champion mixed martial arts fighter and an Olympic wrestler and they're street fighting.

[306] That's bad for everybody.

[307] That's bad for wrestling.

[308] That's bad for MMA.

[309] That's bad for sports.

[310] It's fun for people to watch.

[311] World Star.

[312] Oh, yeah.

[313] You know, it's part of me, I have two ways of looking at it.

[314] Part of me is like, that's bad for the sport.

[315] But part of me is like, how do I feel about it, though?

[316] Does it bum me out?

[317] No. No, it doesn't make me upset.

[318] I'm not upset.

[319] I'm looking forward to watching this fight even more now.

[320] Yeah.

[321] Look, would I have liked it to not happen?

[322] Absolutely.

[323] Absolutely.

[324] I wish that they were very professional about this.

[325] They don't need to do that.

[326] That fight's going to be amazing no matter what happens.

[327] But since it did happen and I got to see it, like, whoa, I'm not going to pretend that that's not fun.

[328] I'm not going to pretend that that didn't make everybody way more excited about that fight because it fucking for sure did.

[329] Yeah, it's not good.

[330] It's not good to do.

[331] But it was fun to watch and more people are going to be excited about the fight.

[332] I mean, that's the catch 22.

[333] There's no real.

[334] black or white about this you know as a representative of the sport i absolutely wish it didn't happen as a person who cares a lot about the future of the sport and the public's perception which i think is already a little skewed i think there's a lot of people that aren't fans that like to look at the the people that fight in m ms just barbarians but there's a there's a lot of nice guys that fight in the ufc and they're some of the nicest athletes you'll ever meet that's a fact so part of me gets bummed out when i see shit like that But part of me is like, look, they're going to fight eventually anyway.

[335] So they fought a little here.

[336] They're just being passionate.

[337] Get a little taste.

[338] Get a little taste.

[339] I don't know.

[340] It's going to be a wild -ass fight, though.

[341] When is that fight?

[342] It's a good question.

[343] It's, I think it's September 27th in Vegas.

[344] Is that it or is the weekend of the 27th?

[345] Either way, it's on like Donkey Kong, son.

[346] It's going to be exciting.

[347] but it's unfortunate man it's unfortunate so as far as now they didn't get in any trouble I don't know I mean Dane is on vacation I mean I read that there is that they were going to get in trouble yeah there's some thing in that contract you know that you can't do that shit well there's a thing that says there will be consequences right that's a statement official statement there will be consequences it's almost scarier saying what's going to happen Yeah, that sounds very...

[348] You will contact you.

[349] It's very vampire -like.

[350] There will be consequences to actions.

[351] You don't get any of the headphones to wear during the fights.

[352] Have you been watching the strain?

[353] You've been watching the strain?

[354] Giamro del Toro show on FX?

[355] It's fucking great, man. It's great.

[356] I've been waiting until these five or six air.

[357] Yeah, there's four out now.

[358] This is the fourth one just aired on Sunday.

[359] It's fucking fun.

[360] Because the billboard with the thing going into the eye, I was like, I'm in.

[361] I don't even know what this is.

[362] says but I'm absolutely doing this I read the book and I don't remember the worms from the book maybe I just don't remember maybe I have to go back and read it again I didn't remember that part but I remember the book being really entertaining for like three quarters of the way through but really fun in the beginning too it's a good story it's an interesting story and they're doing a great job with the the miniseries it's really good man it's like really ropes you in it's fun I need try I just gave up on the leftovers dude I love horror movies and shows like we need that shit like more more zombie shit more uh you know more vampire shit it's fun horror horror movies have like taken a big dive i don't know if you go back to like the 1950s look at those black and white movies that were super popular back then there was so many horror movies man oh yeah the creature from the black lagoon remember those but now like now the demand is so much more for like there to be a real story instead of like this monster attacks a village And then a hot girl gets her clothes ripped off And you see her tits You're like, that was an amazing film Dude, we should do a mystery science theater Type thing where we watch Creature from the Black Agoon Because it is so ridiculous First of all, it's so obvious They're in a swimming pool I mean, it's not a fucking lagoon at all It's like some back lot swimming pool Why isn't cement there?

[363] That's weird The fucking, the creature was pretty dope For the time It was like just a really cool scuba diving outfit essentially you know and this this weird freaky lizard like scuba diving outfit they put this guy in and he would swim in the swimming pool and capture the girl it's so great it's so bad it's so bad that it's awesome like it's so bad it's exciting when you watch it here it is out of the monk and mystery of a hundred million years ago Up from the depths of unknown waters.

[364] Comes a creature to confound science and terrorize the world.

[365] This is awesome.

[366] This is awesome.

[367] It just grabbed this guy by the head.

[368] It was the worst acting job anybody's ever done ever.

[369] Look at this.

[370] Shocking.

[371] Perfected three -dimension.

[372] Ooh, it's 3D.

[373] I didn't even know it was 3D.

[374] Yeah, it was one of those where you got your glasses in the Sunday paper and they would play it on the TV.

[375] Remember that?

[376] Wow, no, that's cool.

[377] I do remember that.

[378] The bridge between fish and the land animal.

[379] It hasn't changed in millions of years.

[380] But here.

[381] Even the music.

[382] Here we have a clue to an answer.

[383] Starring Richard Carlson, friendly adventuring underwater in the depths of the mighty Amazon.

[384] Lovely Julia.

[385] Adam, her beauty, allure, even to the man beast from the dawn of time.

[386] The fucking...

[387] With Richard Denning, whose scientific passion turned to the fury of revenge.

[388] You'll see the most amazing underwater photography that the screen has never known.

[389] Wow, this is incredible.

[390] Look out, that's so obvious, it's a pool.

[391] This is not a ripple in that water.

[392] Look at it.

[393] Four men dead so far.

[394] We're staying until we get it Or until somebody else gets killed Right He just dives in the water with her Deep, deep, deep Into the waters of his domain This is hilarious He's just gonna drown this chick I know, she's dead already What's he doing?

[395] Is he making out with her?

[396] How does he keep her from drowning?

[397] Rip Cave Oh, does she have a scuba outfit?

[398] Amazing in three dimension Creature from the Black Lagoon.

[399] They should do a remake of this one.

[400] Guy just, some monster on a creek, just grabs all these women and rapes and games.

[401] Yeah, you could come out with a better story, right?

[402] You could just say it was like some genetic experiment that escaped from some dude who was really rich in Florida from cocaine.

[403] He hired a bunch of scientists to try to make lizard soldiers.

[404] Right?

[405] That could totally be a story.

[406] They could do that, creature from the black...

[407] And it'd be in Miami.

[408] Fucking people up in Miami.

[409] Oh, yeah.

[410] Because you need the hot...

[411] girls to kill.

[412] We're always swimming around.

[413] Well, it needs at least them to run.

[414] You don't have to kill them.

[415] Yeah.

[416] But they run.

[417] Very slow motion.

[418] Yeah.

[419] If they run, the titties are bouncing while they're being chased by a lizard man. That's what you could count on with all those Jason movies, where you're like, in the first scene, he's going to be walking through some camp, and there's going to be a bunch of girls going like, nothing's going to happen.

[420] Yeah.

[421] Let's just take off from her clothes.

[422] It's very hot.

[423] Just do nipple the nibble.

[424] Yeah.

[425] Let's make out for warmth.

[426] Yeah, that genre has kind of...

[427] That genre has kind of gone away a bit, right?

[428] Mm -hmm.

[429] Has it?

[430] I mean, those were big movies.

[431] Oh, I know.

[432] Friday the 13th, all those movies.

[433] Those are big movies, man. Like, you get fired up.

[434] Friday 13th.

[435] Freddie Kruger.

[436] Even when they were bad, they were good.

[437] Yeah.

[438] There was...

[439] If you could ensure that a couple girls would be having a pill fight and a tit would pop out and then axe murder shows up.

[440] Yeah.

[441] you're talking about that for two months with your friends if you're a teenager yeah especially if it's like jason because he's undead or whatever he is nobody knows what he is yeah he was killed and then came back somehow they fucking run him over they shoot him rises and somehow another finds a way to get you and it didn't even matter back then like well we have to explain to the viewers how he came back to like well that's what those like four pairs of tits are for immediately they forget yeah then he just goes on a rampage for two hours it was a different world back then scream movies were good i thought scream yeah yeah those were good yeah those are fun it took a lot from those that old school kind of horror slasher film thing yeah this what bums me out is the lack of monster movies that's what bums me out like whenever a good monster movie comes out i get like super excited like this is gonna be fun yeah but there's so few there's so few like godzilla it was all right you know it was fun it was really well done like the godzilla itself was amazing.

[442] But there's just one motherfucker, the main dude, who survives more close calls in this goddamn movie than anybody in the history of monster movies.

[443] I mean, it's so ridiculous.

[444] Like, everywhere he is, everybody dies, and he escapes, and everybody dies and he escapes.

[445] And everybody dies and he's like, fuck, man. You know, like, by the time the movie's over, by the end of the movie, like, you've used up all your get -out -of -jail -free cards, dude.

[446] Yeah.

[447] You're just officially ridiculous.

[448] Like, he's the guy that lands in between the paws.

[449] Yep.

[450] boom and he's like oh that was a close one the tail slams down he's like god it was like four feet away thank god exactly i mean it's just it's there's so many cut the shit scenes but what they can do now as far as the special effects it makes it worth it makes it worth seeing because even if the story's goofy as shit the monsters are insane like the way godzilla looks now holy fuck didn't did you you watched it and didn't like it was that you i never saw it or arey Ari was like, he hated it.

[451] Of course he did.

[452] He's like, oh, totally don't watch that movie, ever.

[453] I'm like, what's wrong?

[454] He had all these problems with the storyline.

[455] I'm like, Ari, it's a giant lizard destroying Japan or whatever.

[456] It might be a god.

[457] Yeah.

[458] They always do that in these movies.

[459] It might be a god.

[460] Dum, dumb, dumb, dumb.

[461] Yeah.

[462] They might be gods.

[463] What was the one with the giant robot warrior ones that came out?

[464] Oh, Transformers?

[465] No, no, it was.

[466] Oh, yeah, pretty weird.

[467] Pacific Rim.

[468] I like that one.

[469] Did you really?

[470] Because it was just giant robots going out of it.

[471] It was like watching a video game.

[472] Yeah, it was cool.

[473] That part was cool, but the human parts were horrible.

[474] It really felt like I was watching someone like took a comic book and just didn't do any rewrites at all.

[475] Yeah.

[476] And just slapped it together.

[477] It was very comic book -like, which, you know, I think in some cases is fine.

[478] But the comic books that they're doing now, comic book movies, they do so well.

[479] Like Captain America, you know, it's a silly story, but it's a good, like, they do a really good job.

[480] Like, they make, these movies are fun to watch.

[481] They do a great job.

[482] So, like, if you go back to, like, really clunky sort of, like, stuff like that, like, the Pacific thing, it's just, it was too clunky for me. Does that make sense?

[483] Yeah, story, like, story -wise.

[484] Yeah.

[485] Yeah, that I didn't even, I was like, I want to go watch a movie and turn my brain off.

[486] And I'm like, what better thing than watch, like, 200 -foot -tall robots destroy each other.

[487] But there was a scene of this, like, guy and a girl were in love with each other or something.

[488] I was like, what am I watching here?

[489] What kind of...

[490] Yeah, that's where you're like, oh, bathroom time or cigarette or something.

[491] What is this robot fight thing?

[492] What are you guys doing?

[493] What's happening here?

[494] Where's the monsters?

[495] Yeah.

[496] Show me some monsters, bitch.

[497] I hated the acting.

[498] I couldn't even watch it.

[499] Yeah, but it seems like they...

[500] It was a choice, though.

[501] It seemed very comic book -like, right?

[502] Didn't it?

[503] Almost like they were going for, like, a certain feel.

[504] Yeah, I had that, like, like, a certain...

[505] comic book video game feel yeah exactly like i don't even remember who was in it no the human beings that were in it yeah i remember i got really mad when i finally watched that movie because everyone told me it was good that fucking tom cruise movie is good that the latest one yeah the edge of tomorrow what's that one about it's a science fiction movie it's really good man it's really good i mean i i said it's really good and a bunch of people criticize me online how dare you but i i think that those people, your taste of movie sucks.

[506] Listen, man, it's just my taste, okay?

[507] You can't say it sucks.

[508] I like, we like different things.

[509] But I understand if you think the movie sucks to you, but to me, I thought it was excellent.

[510] And if it wasn't Tom Cruise, I think if it was some other dude that didn't carry a lot of baggage, I think it'd probably been rated a lot higher than it was.

[511] I think one of the reasons why people, like, oh, the movie wasn't that good, I really think it's because it's a Tom Cruise movie.

[512] I think, like, Tom Cruise's movies, people think they're good.

[513] good that's pretty good but if it was like another actor in the same role like they wouldn't it wouldn't be judged the same way i think i think people just think that guy's so wacky yeah his reputation proceeds anything else he can do from now on he but he's he's so so good he's a really good actor yeah he's fucking really good in this movie like you buy it like uh i don't want to give away the plot but it's a it's a pretty ridiculous plot and he sells it like the idea behind it is pretty crazy and he sells it it's good people movie people forget like there's a reason he became the biggest movie star in the world yeah it's cute it's got a cute face yeah he's talented he's talented as fuck it just happens to be insane yeah i think that everybody who's really good at that gig is insane i think that's an insane person's hobby or insane person's profession yeah they're really good one i mean you can contain your insanity but that's like the difficult trick it seems for celebrities now is to not let it out that they're crazy because there's so many ven you could just like i'm going to tweet something and people are like did you know shy alabuff is out of his mind did you read all those tweets and it was that's all been there yeah we just didn't know like imagine if there were social media in the 50s oh good god that the things humphrey bogart would be railing against you know yeah right like carry grant's like homophobic i didn't know that yeah all the the racist shit that would be All the DUIs that would be publicized, all the, yeah, domestic abuse.

[514] Like, who knows what those people were into back then?

[515] What is that guy's name from the early 1900s, Fatty Arbuckle?

[516] Remember that whole story?

[517] No. Fatty R. Buckle, apparently, they put a bottle or a glass up a woman's vagina and they killed her.

[518] Whoa.

[519] Yeah, yeah, something happened.

[520] Let me pull it up, Fatty.

[521] and he was acquitted but he never worked again Wow what's that Jamie It's up on the screen for you Fatty Arbuckle His name was Roscoe Rbuckle Yeah He He uh Oh my gosh Yeah The woman died four days later She'd fallen ill at a party And she died Whoa And uh He was accused by this woman's acquaintance of accidentally killing the woman.

[522] And after the first two trials, which resulted in hung juries, Arbuckle was acquitted in the third trial and received a formal written apology from the jury.

[523] Despite Arbuckle's acquittal, the scandal has mostly overshadowed his legacy as a pioneering comedian.

[524] Following the trials, his films were banned and he was publicly ostracized.

[525] Although the ban on his films was lifted within a year, Arbuckle only worked sparingly through the 1920s.

[526] He later worked as a film director under the alias William Goodrich.

[527] He was finally able to return to acting, making two short real comedies in 1932 for Warner Brothers.

[528] He died in his sleep of a heart attack at the age of 46.

[529] Whoa.

[530] Reportedly on the same day, he signed a contract with Warner Brothers to make a feature film.

[531] Ooh, that's scary shit.

[532] it doesn't say here what he did like it doesn't get into graphic detail about it just said she had fallen ill I don't know yeah I wonder if they how old is that story um it's from 1921 yeah I guess it I doubt they printed stuff like that back then yeah like anything that alluded to sexual or whatever just like oh she was ill like they wouldn't even use the word pregnant they'd be like expecting and they're saying that he wasn't that big but what the charge was that he had killed her with his weight while savagely raping her it says the newspapers of the day reveled in the glory rumored details juries found little evidence that arbuckle wasn't any way connected with her death yeah imagine how many more of those stories about those like old legends that were like considered pristine stars if there was a TMZ back then yeah there's two there's a couple different versions like his they this one website has um one person's version and then the uh fatty Arbuckle version are two different versions of what exactly happened you and no boy in on my friend that's fucked yeah how did we get on the subject of fatty Arbuckle I didn't know oh it's because Tom Cruise is considered crazy oh yeah and we're like they probably were a bunch of crazy.

[533] There's always been crazy celebrities.

[534] Yeah, that's why it was.

[535] Yeah, there's always been crazy everything.

[536] People are crazy.

[537] It's just that people have done a really good job of hiding.

[538] They're crazy until they shut their doors.

[539] Yeah.

[540] They would get home, good night, take care, bye -bye, shut that door and put up a vinyl suit with a zipper.

[541] Let's get to work.

[542] Go get ball gagging places.

[543] Yeah, yeah.

[544] Yeah, go down to their basement.

[545] They'd fucking chain themselves up.

[546] Yeah.

[547] people are crazy we're starting to see it it's coming out more it's going to be great when people want to go back to privacy when they want to cherish their privacy it's not going to happen he'd have to go somewhere like the big island of hawaii no internet there's no internet no i mean you could you would live there with no internet oh okay there is internet in the big island's great but if you really want to first of all think about the fact that there's internet on the big island of fucking hawai it takes five hours to get there on a plane, right?

[548] You fly through the air for five hours and someone laid fiber across the ocean floor that is that length.

[549] I mean, that's how it works, right?

[550] I think.

[551] I have no idea.

[552] Isn't that how it works?

[553] Like, there has to be a direct line somewhere.

[554] There's underwater lines.

[555] There's underwater lines, son.

[556] How?

[557] Exactly.

[558] How did they do that?

[559] The Pacific Ocean.

[560] So they just like, we're tossing this in there and let's hope like a shark doesn't gnaw on it.

[561] Okay, I'm going to, I'm going to Google.

[562] How do they get internet in Hawaii?

[563] Call AOL.

[564] Dude, it's one of the first things that people ask.

[565] Let's see what they say.

[566] How does Hawaii get internet?

[567] Yahoo answers.

[568] The internet is provided via a 10 ,000 mile submarine and terrestrial fiber optic cable connecting the state's six major islands, which is owned and operated by Pacific Lightnet.

[569] Wow.

[570] 10 ,000 miles.

[571] miles dude so there are like cables connecting all the continents yep that's how uh yeah that's crazy it's like think about that like what part of that most people don't know like that that part we don't know like most people are like wait a minute it's all a wire there's wires everywhere like people don't think of that you don't think of that like you don't think there's like a wire that goes across the ocean to england and that's how you're doing the internet with england signals flying through the air the people building railroads were like this is impressive like we link this city to that one with all this steel yeah and now it's like there's a cable where i can just like pick up a thing and send a thing yeah and just type a thing and watch a video yeah screw you train well that's two weeks that's why it gets really squirly when people start talking about like um when you start talking about like videos that you can and can't watch in other countries like why can't i watch this in south africa like why can't how come this is it's because the pipe like they don't have agreement with various pipes yeah i mean that must be it right music licensing also mostly and things like that yeah music licensing and i'm sure also like that there's certain places like they don't want to waste their bandwidth on a product that's not available in your country i'm surprised terraces haven't gone after these lines yet that seems like shh why are you giving them great ideas bro you just gave it away oh my god you're so bad for america now kate is building a submarine to go down to the Pacific trench.

[572] It's not al -Qaeda anymore.

[573] It's ISIS.

[574] You've got to keep up on your bad guys.

[575] Didn't they change it from ISIS again?

[576] I do not know.

[577] Well, if they were smart, they would since I know about it.

[578] Right.

[579] Yeah.

[580] I would say once I know about your organization, it's no longer secret.

[581] Yeah.

[582] You know?

[583] Oh, I need to, I made a mistake on the last episode I was on when I saw the video of an Israeli hitting a Pallsteinian kid.

[584] Remember that?

[585] Yeah.

[586] I was talking about the kid.

[587] I guess there's just a lot of videos that they're just saying they're Israeli and they're not.

[588] They're just trying like there's people on this team.

[589] That was a real video but it was two other Arab kids.

[590] Yeah, it wasn't Israeli.

[591] So all these people, angry Jews got on my case.

[592] Well, we're sorry, angry Jews, you sweeties.

[593] Angry Jew, sweeties.

[594] But I think there's some sort of a ceasefire right now right, isn't the idea?

[595] That's...

[596] Unless it's already ended.

[597] Imagine if we were going to war with Mexico Better not But think about it Like that's essentially what's going on Like if where you look at where Israel is And you look at Gaza If We're going to war with Mexico That would be what it would be like Like us going back and forth And rockets from Mexico Flying into San Antonio And we're like What the fuck Right That's real Like that's really what it would be like Yeah like They would like Destroy a 7 -11 in El Paso And then we would just like Bomb all of Mexico City for like three straight days but that's why the people in israel one of the things about people in israel is those motherfuckers loved a party yeah i had a friend he was a kickboxing instructor i went over his house once for dinner and uh dude was playing the bongos and his wife was dancing his kids were dancing and they were all cooking and i was like wow this is crazy and uh he's like uh this is you know how we do it in israel he goes uh you never know one day you die you know so today when do we're live party party party and it was like playing a bongo drums and all happy and i was like wow that's a perspective you only get when you've you've been involved in that that sort of hellish existence like he i believe he was in the military for the israeli army i think it's mandatory actually for everyone yeah but uh you know and he was a he's an interesting guy but always like big smile on his face and very happy and that was his explanation i go you know how come you guys are always so happy like when i made someone was that like exuberant that was his explanation you never know you know you're over there it's just like death like bombing something always terrible you never know everyone could die so sure you how different life with like Israelis and palestinians are because like there's no way that Palestinians are partying like that that's a good point you think they'd party twice as hard yeah like look we're really living under like at any moment yeah yeah that's a dark situation man it really is it's very dark like i asked my parents they're from lebanon my parents so like they grew up in around all that you know they were like christian you know so they they just got out of there they're like we need to get out of here but every time i'd ask them about it they were just like i'm like what do you think about what's going on in israel and gaza now or all this stuff and they just look at me like what do you mean i'm like what do you think's going to happen and they're like the same thing that's always going to happen it's they're going to keep fighting and it's never going to end like they just look at it like it's not even worth talking about that's like yeah it's really like dark and you're just like good lord like they just got so used to it like growing up that like war is a thing like i went to lebanon when i was 13 like to go like go back to the homeland kind of thing and like you're in the southern parts of the country and and and i'd never seen anything like this growing up in the suburbs of L .A., but, like, you're sitting in a village, and then there's, like, a guy tending, like, cattle, there's, like, goats.

[598] And then five minutes later, a tank just drives through a dirt road in a village.

[599] No one bats an eye.

[600] No one...

[601] But meanwhile, I'm like, you know, just pointing.

[602] I'm like, that's a tank.

[603] And they're like, yeah, that happens, like, two, three times a day.

[604] Like, Israeli tanks and Lebanese tanks, and there's soldiers with fully automatic weapons.

[605] walking through towns and that's just like a normal part of life well have you ever done a gig that's on like a military town no whenever you do uh anytime you're on the road like if you're near camp pendleton or fort brag or any of these like military bases like if you have a gig anywhere nearby then you hang out there for a day you're gonna see like military trucks yeah you're gonna see you know camoed up jeeps and humvees and all these different troops like constantly moving back and forth left and right Like, if you're close to that, you see it all the time.

[606] Yeah.

[607] It's weird.

[608] It's weird if you're not used to it.

[609] You're like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[610] That's a killing machine.

[611] Yeah.

[612] That's what a tank is.

[613] It's all that's good for.

[614] That's what it was doing.

[615] It was looking for trouble.

[616] I mean, to, like, find if there is any trouble.

[617] Do you imagine if you saw that tank, and then all of a sudden, fucking alarm start going off, and the shit starts flying?

[618] And you're sitting there, like, real close to this tank.

[619] That's getting shot at.

[620] That happened when we were, like, we went to sleep in the village that night.

[621] It was the night before we went back up to, the city in Beirut and like my younger brother and I just heard these distant like noises and we like asked my mom like what are those noises and she's no don't worry it's nothing no worry about it and the next day we were like so what were those noises like you wouldn't tell us and she's like those were bombs going off like five miles away from us yeah so it was like terrorists bombing each other five miles away from us And you're like 13 -year -old kid, and you're like, I, like, grew up in a suburb of L .A. Where it's just, it couldn't be safer.

[622] Like, six cops will pull you over for smoking a cigarette.

[623] And five miles away, it's like people are destroying each other.

[624] Wow.

[625] It really helped, like, shape my perspective of what it's like to live in America and grow up in America.

[626] Because that could have been me. Like, I could have, like, live there.

[627] And maybe, who knows if I would have gotten to age 30, 31, 32, you know?

[628] Yeah, that's absolutely true.

[629] We're all stupid lucky that we landed on this spot.

[630] Because you could have landed anywhere.

[631] You could be in the Congo right now, going, oh, well, how do I get out of this?

[632] How do I get rid of this Ebola?

[633] Is that where it hits?

[634] The big, like, like, boobos, or what they call them?

[635] Like the bubonic plague, that's where that term comes from.

[636] They get these are giant.

[637] Oh, it's like blo.

[638] or something like that your skin yeah your your your your lymph nodes or you're like they swell up with a there's some people I've read that are immune to it me the bubony everything bro hemp powder bro it can't fuck me bro there's like tribal guys that like it goes through so much that like the bubonic plague a bowl all these things they like they get it and then nothing happens wow that's cool genetics but you have to be a tribal guy right probably have to It's probably just get a little bit of Ebola every day, you know, and develop an immunity to it.

[639] No. I think it's a hemorrhagic virus, right?

[640] Isn't it?

[641] One of those, I think it's one of those ones that makes you bleed.

[642] Is it the same one that, like, liquefies your insides?

[643] Something bad like that.

[644] Yeah, that's what I heard, liquefied.

[645] Not good.

[646] And they just sent some.

[647] They just sent someone to America, right?

[648] Two people, to Atlanta.

[649] Yeah, it's a hemorrhogic fever.

[650] It's a human disease.

[651] caused by the Ebola virus symptoms typically start two to three weeks after two days to three weeks after contracting the virus with a fever, sore throat, muscle pains, and headaches.

[652] Typically nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea follow along with the decreased functioning of the liver and kidneys.

[653] At this point, some people begin to have bleeding problems.

[654] The virus may be acquired upon contact with blood or bodily fluids of an infected animal, commonly monkeys or fruit bats.

[655] So somebody fucked a bat or a monkey.

[656] And that's how we got Ebola.

[657] Most likely.

[658] Somebody got super crazy and fucked a monkey or a bat.

[659] It's unnaturally transmitted through the air.

[660] Fruit bats are believed to carry and spread the virus without being affected.

[661] Once human infection occurs, the disease may spread between people as well.

[662] Male survivors may be able to transmit the disease via semen for nearly two months.

[663] Wow.

[664] In order to make the diagnosis, typically other diseases with similar symptoms such as malaria, cholera and other viral hemorrhagic fevers are first excluded wow this is deep shit man no special no specific treatment for the disease efforts to help persons who are infected include giving them either oral rehydration therapy slightly sweet and slightly water slightly salty water to drink or intravenous fluids the disease has a high mortality rate often killing between 50 and 90 % of those infected.

[665] Whoa.

[666] It was first identified in Sudan and the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

[667] The disease typically occurs in outbreaks in tropical regions of the sub -Saharan Africa.

[668] It's always Africa, bro.

[669] It's always Africa.

[670] That's where whatever gets us is going to get out of Africa.

[671] You know, when I did that sci -fi show, that was the scariest part, was the dealing with the infectious diseases by far.

[672] or ask people about diseases, like, what we really have to worry about.

[673] The scariest thing they were saying wasn't terrorism.

[674] It was just a disease that morphs, just something that becomes, like, super potent and kills a ton of people.

[675] Something like, they had that Spanish flu, what it killed a bunch of people in the early 1900s.

[676] Yeah, in the 1920s or whatever, yeah.

[677] And apparently it started on a military base.

[678] Cue the conspiracy theories.

[679] But the thing that was really deadly about it.

[680] was that it would go after young, healthy men, that people with strong immune systems, it would shut down their immune system.

[681] It would kill them quick, which is, like, really strange.

[682] You know, that it was almost designed to take out healthy people.

[683] Yeah, because normally a flu is, it's like children and old people.

[684] Yeah.

[685] Yeah, babies and old people have to worry about it.

[686] But most young people survive.

[687] But that's, you know, it's a creepy thought that at any time something could happen and some virus could morph and turn it into some new thing that we don't know how to deal with.

[688] Yeah.

[689] Someone's sneezing on you at an airport.

[690] Yeah.

[691] Wipe out 5 % of human civilization.

[692] Yeah.

[693] Think about this Ebola.

[694] 90 % of the people die.

[695] Okay?

[696] If that's the high number, what if everyone got Ebola?

[697] Just think of that.

[698] If one person get Ebola, what's to say that everyone can't get Ebola?

[699] Well, because there are specific protocols and place to stop that from yes.

[700] Most likely, I'm just being crazy.

[701] Most likely, most people are not going to get Ebola.

[702] But if they did, what we're saying is at least half would die.

[703] Yeah.

[704] That's some catastrophic shit.

[705] It's like with the way the world's interconnected, it's like that could, like TSA doesn't check for Ebola.

[706] Like it could get through an airport.

[707] And the next thing you know, boom.

[708] Well, listen to what that just said, that it doesn't necessarily, the symptoms don't show up that quickly.

[709] Two days to three weeks.

[710] three weeks is a long time you contract a virus and then you you have that virus for three weeks and you don't know if you travel a lot travel and licking your hand and touching things everywhere yeah high -fiving people uh -huh yeah you could you could spread that shit for sure coughing on a subway like there's so many so more you think about it you're like spits on their hand and gives you a hand job right that's how you got Ebola you're like god damn really i'm at the hottest shit her eyes were really red she was probably just high but now i feel like i'm the temperature she was so hot she gave me a temperature i think she gave me something just got a plan parenthood they'll figure right now planned parenthood so what do i have got check free bola yeah you've been getting uh hand jobs from african checks yeah it looks like you have we need you to leave immediately that's what you have yeah so this uh the woman um the second patient uh you know there was two patients that uh that flew into america apparently weak but improving the second american Ebola patient to arrive in u .s soil was wheeled into an atlanta hospital tuesday by workers in biohazard suits you should see the picture man it's freaky the picture is them wheeling her into it's dark dude pull that picture up pull this picture up yeah there was somebody that they had a video where they showed this news guy that was hiding in a bush taking video or photos of this and he wasn't wearing a suit though and it was just like he's like feet away from this person not wearing a suit this is how it happens this is dumb oh yeah that would be like a plot in like that old episode of the Incredible Hulk right that would be how the guy gets the super disease yeah I'm just trying to do my job man I'm a reporter look at that it's so weird looking at them taking that that gurney and pushing it in their space suits that's madness like ET who that's so scary who that's so scary I wonder if it's like 90 % though if it if it happened and develop nations with like hospitals and shit I don't know man because in tribes like in Africa I'm sure when people get it they're like oh the disease is back like what do we do like we'll just you know start a fire and like chant to the gods and like hope that it goes away more than 1400 Ebola cases have been confirmed in the worst known outbreak of the disease and more than 800 people have died most of these cases have been the countries of guinea guinea liberia and sierra leone the experimental drug or anything else about the infections ultimately leads to an Ebola cure that would be incredible as doctor saying This is dark shit, dude.

[711] I didn't know that this was the worst outbreak of Ebola ever.

[712] Did you know that?

[713] No. Yeah.

[714] And in countries like that, too, they're like, well, what next?

[715] I know, right?

[716] Like, what could be worse?

[717] Both aid workers received doses of an experimentally Ebola drug derived in part from tobacco plants and never before tested on humans.

[718] Before they left Liberia.

[719] Brantley got an additional dose at Emory Wow That's scary shit Yeah it's pretty crazy You know whenever there's a movie Like that World War Z Or any of those movies Like it's always the same beginning And it's a beginning Just like this Yeah Like you're reading a story And you're like Do you think This is a really This sounds really bad And then one of us would be like Nah it's nothing It's nothing to worry about They got out of control That's what they do guys are great at that's what they do that's why there's a cdc guys yeah anyway i'm headed to the airport to get on a flight and he's the guy who lands he's itchy and his fucking eyes are bleeding what's going on man yeah nothing i'll be fine i gotta go home and hug my wife and children hey we really should take a look at you no no no no no no i'm fine i'm fine thank you now i'm going to go to the sporting event yeah i've got front row tickets to the lakers game and i'm not going to miss it yeah yeah and he goes there and the Lakers win, and you see him high -fiving everybody.

[720] He's doing blow in the bathroom.

[721] I feel like shit.

[722] He does a couple of bumps, and he's high -fiving everybody.

[723] Sharing needles.

[724] Just spreading.

[725] I've never done heroin, but I'll try it today.

[726] Fuck it, bro.

[727] Yolo.

[728] He's doing heroin.

[729] Yolo.

[730] Yeah.

[731] Man, it could happen.

[732] There's a lot of selfish fucking people, too.

[733] oh yeah there's a lot of people that you know like they get HIV they don't tell people that's a big one man that's a big one john holmes yeah i did it yeah this i mean that's um that's it's a weird thing like you think like if someone caught the zombie disease and they knew they had the zombie disease but they knew that it didn't show up for a couple weeks but they could transmit it to people would they still fuck i say they would yeah they probably would be on my side i want you to be on this i don't want to be the only one with the zombie disease yeah A dude was drinking in a seedy hotel room When he ordered up a stripper And he knew he had the zombie disease I could totally see this The zombie disease fucking spread That's all you'd have to do, right?

[734] They find a way to rationalize Like, well everyone's gonna get it anyway Exactly And she asked me if I had chlamydia or gonorrhea I didn't lie I said I didn't have that Everybody was gonna get it, bro The sooner you accept that Yeah Quicker you get some of the sweet sweet pussy Yeah no one ever asked Like you don't have this zombie disease, do you?

[735] What are you even talking about?

[736] That's crazy.

[737] The what disease?

[738] Yeah.

[739] Are you fucking sick, fucking me?

[740] Yeah, why would I have...

[741] Seriously?

[742] Come on.

[743] Yeah.

[744] Yeah, there could be something dark, man. There could be some really crazy avian, swine, monkey flu that comes along that they just don't see coming.

[745] Especially these, these hemorrhagic ones.

[746] Those are terrifying.

[747] Yeah.

[748] We should take these two people that they flew to Atlanta and just like drop them off in North Korea and just let them walk around.

[749] They need to study them and find out whether or not the drugs work on them, dummy.

[750] You've got to find out how to fix these people.

[751] Like when they put a lot of money into these things, like these kind of projects, like they have new drugs that are trying to test.

[752] If it works, the amount of money that they can make from it is giant.

[753] So they're probably working really hard on developing some sort of a cure.

[754] And if they had enough hope in it, they injected people with.

[755] that's a good sign.

[756] It doesn't mean it's going to be effective, but it means they probably have done a lot of work with it already, and they're pretty sure it does something good.

[757] They're not just taking wild gases.

[758] Let's just injecting with the first thing that comes to mind.

[759] Tobacco!

[760] Okay, let's do it.

[761] Fuck it.

[762] Tobacco.

[763] You know, there must be some sort of a reason.

[764] Drug maker stock falls after Big Pop.

[765] Hmm.

[766] Why is there no Ebola vaccine?

[767] There is no cure for Ebola.

[768] Dude, this is the beginning of a goddamn horror movie.

[769] Because the people that have it don't have credit.

[770] cards like why would you create a vaccine or a drug for people like we can pay you in goats we can it's true here is this an adobe hut could you imagine if we found out and i'm sure someone will suggest this black helicopters but someone will suggest that the reason why this Ebola outbreak has happened was because someone poisoned a bunch of people with Ebola it's been shown right they injected Ebola into the drinking water of this tribe so that they get spreaded, the aid workers would bring it back home with them and the next thing you know this pharmaceutical drug company is making trillions of dollars.

[771] Yeah.

[772] Right?

[773] Someone's going to suggest that.

[774] But it could just be Ebola, motherfucker, all right?

[775] Yeah.

[776] It could be...

[777] It could just be nature.

[778] People escaped.

[779] They weren't supposed to.

[780] They quarantined people.

[781] People got out.

[782] It spread.

[783] Lots of people died.

[784] They could just be that too.

[785] And it's most likely just that.

[786] But it's scary.

[787] It's scary as far.

[788] fuck it just shows you how easy it is for that shit to actually spread like everything doesn't have to be a conspiracy to be totally terrifying just a disease like this is fucking totally terrifying it doesn't have to be manufactured by the government like everybody has this idea when one of these things happens like it's one of the first things that you start reading about is like these government instituted programs where they designed viruses that could not be fought off six men in a dark smoky room lower the world popular popular They want to lower the world population to 500 ,000 worldwide.

[789] How do you think they're going to do that?

[790] Okay.

[791] Yeah, you're like, I don't know, but why?

[792] To pocket billions of dollars, they will own everything.

[793] 500 ,000 hookers and them.

[794] A nation.

[795] That's been 500 ,000 people, it's not a lot.

[796] That's what the, isn't that what the Georgia Guidestones, doesn't it say something like that?

[797] It says like 500 million worldwide.

[798] You know the Georgia Guidesones?

[799] What is that?

[800] The Georgia guidestones are these really tall pieces of stone that were carved in several different languages with guides for how to run a civilization.

[801] Whoa, I've never heard of that.

[802] Yeah.

[803] Here, I'll pull it up because it's pretty interesting.

[804] The Georgia guidestones, like, the guy who made him, I'm not sure who that is.

[805] But he actually had some good guides as far as like how to how to manage a civilization.

[806] Not, you know, they're not perfect, but they're kind of interesting.

[807] Here, maintain humanity under 500 million in perpetual balance with nature.

[808] That's one.

[809] Two, guide reproduction wisely, improving fitness and diversity.

[810] Guide reproduction, meaning...

[811] That's like some Gattaca shit.

[812] Yeah.

[813] Engineering reproduction.

[814] Like eugenics.

[815] Yeah.

[816] I mean, what they're doing is, look, you could say that this is some sort of an evil plot, and it may be, but it also might be that they're just trying to look at it in what you would consider a cold and calculated manner.

[817] But if you looked at it in a cold and calculating manner, I'm not telling you that anybody should do this.

[818] But if you did, you would want to take the smartest females and breed them with the smartest.

[819] males and the ones who had the most good habits, the ones who are the most fit, you would want them to be the ones that would be raising children more often.

[820] You know, it's just like what you would do if you were raising dogs.

[821] That's an interesting one.

[822] Yeah.

[823] Obama is a Muslim.

[824] Is that on the Georgia guys' tons?

[825] It is now.

[826] Wow, somebody spray painted it.

[827] That's so rude.

[828] What else is to say here?

[829] Unite humanity with a living new language.

[830] Whoa.

[831] That's interesting.

[832] That's interesting It doesn't say like It's emojis A living new language That's interesting Like a language for all of humanity That would really help For sure Rule passion, faith, Tradition And all things with tempered reason Okay That's just common sense right Protect people and nations With fair laws and just courts That's kind of duh Yeah Right Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

[833] Okay.

[834] Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

[835] Fuck, yes.

[836] Balance personal rights with social duties.

[837] Absolutely.

[838] Prize truth, beauty, love, seeking harmony with the infinite.

[839] And 10.

[840] Be not a cancer on the earth.

[841] Leave room for nature.

[842] Leave room for nature.

[843] The only thing that's repeated twice in the entire thing.

[844] huh it's not bad idea i mean listen you're gonna need a lot more than that you're gonna run a fucking world oh i know but they're not bad there's only a couple of them that are kind of goofy there's nothing in there about how to lay fiber optic cables across the fucking ocean yeah help us out here georgia stone thing where's the georgia stone thing at it's georgia it's georgia i assume right let's find out uh albert county georgia a message clearly conveying a set of ten guidelines as inscribed on the structure in eight modern languages, and a shorter message is inscribed at the top of the structure in four ancient languages.

[845] Babylonian, classical Greek, Sanskrit, and Egyptian hieroglyphs.

[846] Wow.

[847] The structure is sometimes referred to as American Stonehenge monument is 19 feet, three inches tall, made from six granite slabs, weighing 237 ,746 pounds.

[848] Why am I reading this?

[849] Nobody cares.

[850] The capstone lies at the top of the five slabs Which are astronomically aligned An additional stone tablet Which is set on the ground A short distance to the west of the structure Provides some notes on the history And the purpose of the guidestones In June of 1979 An unknown person or persons Under the pseudonym R .C. Christian hired Elberton Granite finishing company To build the structure Wow In 2008 the stones were defaced With polyurethane paint death to the new world order like all that shit that we saw wired magazine called the defacement the first serious act of vandalism in the Guidestones history I wonder if they clean that up do they can they clean that shit up yeah I mean you could still slightly see it but oh that's so annoying it is annoying death to the new world order Jesus Christ some fucking kids kids are crazy people death to the new world order you know can imagine if if they said, okay, listen, man, we're going to give you a button that kills the new world order.

[851] Yeah.

[852] But before you hit that button, can you at least identify who you're killing?

[853] Yeah.

[854] It means death of the new world order.

[855] What's the new world order?

[856] Is it the banks or is it the politicians?

[857] Is it everybody?

[858] Yeah, it's really vague.

[859] Right.

[860] And if you kill them, what happens to everything?

[861] Because if you go totally death to the new world order, what are you going to do?

[862] Are you going to run the banks?

[863] Who's going to run the bank?

[864] Is there a bank now?

[865] Like, how do I get credit?

[866] How do I use my credit card?

[867] Yeah, you can't just, like, hit the button and then be like, I'm going to go get something to eat now.

[868] Because, like, your credit card won't work.

[869] Yeah.

[870] Like, it's over.

[871] It's over, dude.

[872] Got to be careful.

[873] You can't death to the New World Order.

[874] Maybe enslave them and force them to work for us.

[875] Inslave the New World Order and force them to work for us and fix this problem that they created.

[876] Okay, I'll be with you.

[877] I'm down with you on that.

[878] You can't touch the New World Order.

[879] At least can they just, like, tell us how this thing is running, you know?

[880] Before you kill him.

[881] I'd start with, like, accountability for the New World Order.

[882] Like, explain yourselves.

[883] Death.

[884] What do you mean, why, would you ride that on the Georgia Guidestones?

[885] You silly fuck?

[886] The Georgia Guidestones are fascinating.

[887] I think it's interesting that they don't know who the dude is.

[888] Or unknown dudes or dudettes.

[889] Yeah, especially since they commissioned, like, a place to do it.

[890] Yeah.

[891] Like, dude, don't tell anyone we were here.

[892] Well, you could rock it that way in 1979, though.

[893] You know?

[894] 1979, like, there's no DNA.

[895] There was no credit cards.

[896] There was no nothing.

[897] A paper receipt with a carving coffee.

[898] Yeah.

[899] That was it.

[900] That was the only record.

[901] Yeah.

[902] People used to buy groceries with checks all the time.

[903] You would, like, see women at the cash register, and, you know, they would be reading, okay, was that?

[904] Mm -hmm, mm -hmm.

[905] And they'd pay with a check.

[906] Like, that was super common.

[907] Now it's rare.

[908] When I see someone paying with a check, I get kind of excited.

[909] Really?

[910] Yeah.

[911] It's like a legacy thing.

[912] Like, whoa, you're not going to see that much longer.

[913] Yeah.

[914] It's kind of cool.

[915] yeah it's always old people yeah oh yeah or you know there's some housewives you know sometimes people they like to balance their their checkbook like that's how they make sure that they keep an accurate assessment of what's in there but now you can balance your checkbook like you look you look it up online not balance it but at least be aware you can do it pretty easily find out what your balance is the craziest thing is you can send a check on you can take a picture of a check and send it over the internet yeah deposit it using the phone well how about all these businesses now that have these phone apps that you put a thing on your phone, you swipe a credit card, and you can pay for a credit card with your phone.

[916] Yeah.

[917] A lot of businesses have those things now.

[918] Square is like the big one, right?

[919] Yeah.

[920] Like that changes like merch.

[921] You can go, oh, I now accept credit cards on my iPhone.

[922] Do you have one of those?

[923] Because you have an LLC, right, for Desquad?

[924] So you have one of those you put on your phone?

[925] Anyone can get one?

[926] But do you have one?

[927] Yeah.

[928] So you have one for, like, shows and shit when you sell T -shirts?

[929] Yeah, I've never really done that.

[930] Dude, why are you not doing that?

[931] That sounds perfect.

[932] Yeah.

[933] That sounds cool as fuck.

[934] You feel so independent.

[935] Like, I'm my own business.

[936] Yeah, I would...

[937] Wait, are you saying there's a problem?

[938] Do you not do it because there's, like, some issue?

[939] No, I just...

[940] It's just, you know, if you're selling a $10 poster, usually people have $10.

[941] You know, so it's not necessary.

[942] But if I saw...

[943] Somebody likes cash.

[944] Yeah, I mean...

[945] Little taxes.

[946] How about we fucking neck?

[947] subject you ship next subject but no it works good i mean my weed dealer sells it hey easy bro yeah you fucking throwing him under the bus too how dare you throw him under the bus no it's cool like every you know like a lot of small businesses like small like mom and pop stores use that now instead of having the big credit card machine they just have like an ipad sitting there that you just sign yeah that makes sense i i went to a coffee place recently that you swipe your credit card and then you write on the screen right you know you're right your thing on the screen what's really crazy is that like there's like these little tablets and it's all this really complicated screen high definition touch screen super accurate but you're still like doing this thing with your fucking you're putting your mark that's how you prove it's you that's so goofy it's goofy it's really weird that that's still the way we do it and it doesn't even matter anymore like you don't there's no need to go through that on i did once i was i was looking at one of these signing things i'm like this no way it matters and i wrote in the signature box the way it matters stolen card and i hit submit and it totally worked yeah it's just they want to get a record of you making a mark on that paper you making a mark on that screen what do you think will happen because they're they're going to stop teaching cursive in school yeah and they're already starting to thank god what's going to happen with signatures that's a good question that's a very good question what are we going to how are we going to sign things like if you never learn cursive what it's are we going to all have like codes do you think that the idea of signing things is ridiculous and isn't it kind of ridiculous the idea of signing things like you said you wrote down we got it right here he said it like the idea that you're bound to an agreement these wavy lines that you put on paper there's certain things that i think like business dealings like say if you and i decided to build a house together like nick and joe going to construction business and we decided to build and we have a business and the business is 50 50 and you know we pay for the same amount for this and that and we get the same amount of profit and you got that all worked out that kind of makes sense yeah to do that but there's a lot of things that you signed for like cable agreements you know or cell phone contracts or there's these entanglements business entanglements there's a contract to get a cell phone I have to have a contract like what is this what am I agreeing to I'm agreeing to what is this is ridiculous there's a whole documentary I watched on Netflix about terms and conditions and all the things that you sign away the second you look at them yeah who fucking reads that shit nobody and that's why they get away with putting all kinds of insane shit in there.

[948] What's the documentary called?

[949] It's called like, we're fucked or shit.

[950] It's like something really terrible.

[951] I think it's called like terms and conditions, terms and something.

[952] It's on Netflix.

[953] And it's pretty interesting that they go through all the different companies and like, uh, which ones like, well, we'll sell your personal information because you've agreed.

[954] The second you hit click yes on iTunes or like you agree to apples the second you turn on your iPhone or something like that.

[955] they can store your information they can sell it if the government needs it they used to be like we will not give out your information and then they've changed the clause to like you know unless it'll be words like unless certain things come up what the fuck does that mean you just be anything unless certain things come up they're so vague about it unless like shit goes down you're like you can't say that yeah it's just what is that that South Park episode Human Cinepad where it's all about Apple's terms missing conditions and it ends up like having like you signed you eat this guy's ass oh south park's the best that's so great yeah nobody reads it I would like I would love to know with the actual numbers of people who read the terms and conditions before they click on it oh it's going to be like half a percent if that right that means so much that means half a percent is one person out of 200, right?

[956] Isn't that what it means?

[957] I think, well, yeah, right?

[958] Yeah.

[959] Yeah.

[960] Yeah.

[961] Yeah, one percent would be one out of a hundred, so half a percent is one person at 200.

[962] Yeah, right?

[963] So I don't believe that.

[964] So you think it's even less.

[965] Yeah.

[966] Yeah.

[967] I think it's probably not even, not one percent, but like one -tenth of one percent.

[968] I bet it's one out of a thousand.

[969] That's what I bet.

[970] Yeah, that makes more sense.

[971] one out of a thousand actually reads the whole thing and goes hmm do i want to click on this let me see yeah it's out of reading glasses this fucking goddamn liberal president we have here trying to communize my country yeah yeah that guy will read it and it they tell you they tell you in the documentary of you spent all the time reading every time like a new terms and conditions comes up for all the different things that make you sign when it would you take like years of your life.

[972] You have to take like days off of work to be like, dude, I just signed up for Netflix, Spotify, and I got a new iPhone.

[973] So like I can't come into work today because I have to read like 860 pages of legal jargon.

[974] Yeah, it should be at a certain point in time.

[975] It should be that your method of delivery is so woefully ineffective that it's illegal.

[976] Like a terms and conditions on that scale, if I could prove that my theory was correct and then it's like one half of one percent or one tenth of one percent rather that actually read that thing, they'll should.

[977] should be illegal because you're making people sign things that they're just not reading you know they're not reading it yeah you're like misleading you're intentionally making it more difficult they make everything so rock solid in their favor and even things that like just shouldn't be that way there's certain agreements like when you find out that anytime you cancel anytime you you know you want to change this you're subject to fees you're subject to that and you'll you find out things like about your information your history they're selling you your phone number or your email and there's so many things that happen to people when you sign those little things away but we do it recklessly yeah i don't ever think about it have you ever had an app that you clicked uh yes on then it started making tweets for you yeah there's especially a lot on android there's a lot of sketchy things that like you're installing so they can also track you like whoever made this app can track you that's weird yeah i had a guy um he made some app that tweeted for me something about like how to apprise for an iPad you know and someone said dude you hawk an iPads and I was like what are you talking about and then I went to my thing I was like what the fuck is this and then I found out where it was from this guy I guess I had like retweeted something from a website like sometimes when you retweet something like if you go to a website and you click on a story or something that you think is interesting and you there's like a tweet button but if you tweet it Like, sometimes you're agreeing to allow them to have access to your Twitter account, or at least used to be that way.

[978] Well, a lot of those websites, that's how they steal your credit or your password also, because you go in and it could be like tweet this story, and this is like you need to log in.

[979] Right.

[980] And what it's doing, it's actually stealing your password and logging you in at the same time.

[981] So it looks like everything's going right.

[982] And then that's how a lot of people get fished for their passwords.

[983] Yeah.

[984] I could only imagine.

[985] But this dude somehow or another had like an app.

[986] installed on my Twitter it was like you know those those things that are attached to your Twitter you know there's like Evernote and you can tweet with Evernote and there's a bunch of different ones yeah this guy had like this installed on my computer I was like what the fuck so I go to his website his website is like um you know his Twitter page got like a hundred thousand fucking uh friends or whatever it is followers like like how's he doing that like it's just scams all around yeah yeah you automatically add him probably yeah I do I do a search to find out what kind of traffic is websites getting ridiculous traffic because this is all this weasel work going on yeah you know sneaky people that force you into clicking on things or trick you in to clicking on things next thing you know they're tweeting about ipad giveaways from your account you're like what and then you find out that that's legal yeah you you actually clicked on a thing that said you're allowed to do that yeah it's bizarre like after watching that document it made me want to like just not sign up for a lot of websites where I'm like, do I really want that?

[987] Do I need that?

[988] Because I'm not going to read the terms and conditions.

[989] Whoa.

[990] Brian Dunning's sentenced to 15 months in prison.

[991] Who is that?

[992] Ooh.

[993] Remember Brian?

[994] Yeah.

[995] Yeah, Brian Dunning was the guy.

[996] I had him on my podcast and we had a very contentious discussion.

[997] It's sad to hear.

[998] And he he um he had a um an issue with i believe it was amazon right eBay yeah and he had created some sort of an app and if you use the app it uh it puts a cookie on your uh on your computer like if you use it it puts a cookie on your computer and then anytime you go to eBay and make a purchase or do business he would get like a kickback and the way uh he described the the way they described it is very different, so I don't know who's right or who's wrong, but what they're accusing him of is you plant something on your, like it plants a cookie, and then even if you don't go to eBay through his website, it appears that you did.

[999] So they have like these eBay affiliates where, say, like, if Nick Yusuf .com, if I went through that and then went to eBay and purchased something, you would get like a little tiny piece of the action.

[1000] And over time, that counts for a lot.

[1001] And because these apps were popular, they counted for a lot, and he made a lot of money.

[1002] five million whoa yeah he made five million dollars off the app and then they uh they shut it down and arrested him and when we had him on the podcast um i do not think he's a bad guy but there's something wrong with the way he thinks um and what what i say that i say that with all all respect and dignity um communicating about a fellow human being like i don't hate that guy he's silly and he said a bunch of crazy shit about me um but i think he's i think there's something wrong with the way he thinks i think and i even communicated with him about that in private we had like a little email conversation he actually asked me about psychedelic drugs and he's curious about the mind expanding aspects and we had a we we had a pretty intense conversation about it um because i think and i told him that i said with all due respect i think there's something wrong with the way you think like i don't know what it is but i think it's like a mental illness his versions of reality and reality itself are so twisted like there was a video that we watched of tower seven from september 11th falling yeah and he was trying to convince us that it doesn't collapse into its base he was trying to convince us that only three quarters of the tower the three quarters of the tower still standing it was only the top quarter or whatever it was he had some weird numbers in his head and like what are you talking about that that thing gives out and falls into a pile.

[1003] Like, the reason why it's so high is because that's how much shit there is.

[1004] The whole thing's gone.

[1005] Like, the building disintegrated.

[1006] It's not a cartoon or it all just vanishes.

[1007] Yeah, it's all on top.

[1008] Yeah, exactly.

[1009] It's a for rent sign.

[1010] It's a stack of shit.

[1011] The reason why the stack is so high is because there was a lot of shit above it, it fell.

[1012] Like, this is retarded.

[1013] Like, this is, but he wouldn't let it go.

[1014] And when I was looking at him, when he wouldn't let it go, it's like, oh, there's something wrong in there.

[1015] Like, there's a, there's a missing thing.

[1016] And then when he started talking about his life, it made way more sense.

[1017] because he was raised a very, very conservative Mormon.

[1018] Like his whole life, he was very religious.

[1019] And he's developed, his mind developed under this fundamentalist thinking that is super damaging to people.

[1020] And that sounds like an ignorant, bigot, an anti -religious thing for me to say.

[1021] But just listen to this for a second.

[1022] I have friends that grew up Mormon, and they, to this day, tell me that they're really gullible and they worry about it they don't they don't know whether or not someone is trying to pull a fast one on them they don't know whether or not like a yoga guru or a cult member could rope them in and suck them into things by telling them that they found the seat like they have this weird need to believe irrational things this is from this woman who tells me herself it disturbs her she's like i don't know what it is but i have this weird like i'm susceptible to trickery And I was like, whoa, like, that is a weird admission.

[1023] Yeah.

[1024] And she was just, she was like, as I've gotten older, and she's not dumb.

[1025] She's like, as I've gotten older and I've talked to my other friends, I'm like, well, what is it about me?

[1026] And she's like, because all my life, I thought that God had my back.

[1027] All my life, I thought that God has everything covered and everything's going to be fine until over and over again, fucked up things would happen to her.

[1028] And she was forced to go, wait, what's going on here?

[1029] And then she would see the ridiculous hypocrisy of the church.

[1030] She looked into the religion deeper.

[1031] and then got to be like, you're 40s and is looking at her life going, fuck!

[1032] Yeah.

[1033] Like, what is this?

[1034] And why am I, why am I, that guy is like that?

[1035] He grew up super religious.

[1036] When you grew up super religious like that, especially if you don't have open -minded parents, like there's a way I think that you could grow up with a sense of spirituality and still be very open -minded and maybe scientifically inclined, but the reason why this guy is like such a skeptic, these like going after things, like debunking things.

[1037] showing, huh, this is all nonsense, ladies and gentlemen.

[1038] Like, have you ever seen his video on fracking?

[1039] Yeah, yeah.

[1040] That's the perfect example of, there's like a no -nonsense voice that people use.

[1041] And it's like there's a tone.

[1042] There's like a very condescending way of communicating their ideas.

[1043] It's the no -nonsense guy.

[1044] And there's a lot of things that are misunderstood about hydraulic fracturing, otherwise known as fracking.

[1045] You ever seen it?

[1046] Pull that video up because let's just listen.

[1047] I believed it back in the day when I first saw it.

[1048] What did you believe?

[1049] That fracking was real.

[1050] What do you mean?

[1051] Or, I mean, that fracking, I'm sorry, never mind.

[1052] I believe it.

[1053] Fracking's totally real.

[1054] They make a lot of money off of fracking, son.

[1055] What did you, what were you talking about?

[1056] There's little things in the cameras.

[1057] I was thinking of that.

[1058] Things in the cameras.

[1059] Remember, like, the lines?

[1060] Oh, are you talking about like the rods?

[1061] Rods.

[1062] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[1063] No, that's totally different.

[1064] That guy's mad at me. that rod guy the rod guy they've clowned him on that uh monster quest show do you know uh what the rods are no no there's a visual artifact that comes when bugs fly across the screen but bugs move really fast and if you don't have a super high speed camera it can't capture the bug so it elongates the shape of the bug because it's this little tiny thing moving quickly and it looks like a translucent tube that's moving through the air yeah and it's just a video artifact a video camera's trying to capture high speed bugs yeah this guy made all these documentaries about these things flying in the air man and you can only see him on camera they move too fast with the human eye which doesn't make any sense because if i can see them on the camera like the video that's not too fast with the human eye yeah okay i'm seeing the video of it it's this is actually slower than the human eye can perceive yeah you know you the human eye sees shit you know like hey what is that fucking some shit flying fly you would see it this is so stupid like if you could see it in the video you'd see it in real life it's so dumb and he's trying to run with conspiracy.

[1065] Oh, he made documentaries.

[1066] Me and Eddie Bravo got stoned as fucking watched it and we're like, dude, what do you think these rods are?

[1067] We're so, we're so high.

[1068] We're so high.

[1069] We're so ridiculous.

[1070] We were going, what do you think they are, man?

[1071] It's crazy that you can't see them.

[1072] I'm like, that doesn't even make any sense, man. It doesn't even make any sense.

[1073] So you think they're everywhere?

[1074] Yeah, they're everywhere.

[1075] They're just moving so fast.

[1076] We can't see them.

[1077] We're like, that's so crazy.

[1078] Maybe we should put up a net.

[1079] We should put up a net and try to catch them.

[1080] Yo, they're so fast.

[1081] They see the net.

[1082] They're gone.

[1083] You're right, you're right, you're right.

[1084] Otherwise, like, they would slam in the planes and shit.

[1085] They'd be peeling them off of planes.

[1086] Here it is.

[1087] Listen to Brian talking about hydraulic fracturing.

[1088] Then sand is mixed with the water and gets distributed throughout the cracks to prop them open.

[1089] The water is then pumped back out, and now the gas can freely flow to the borehole.

[1090] The controversy comes mainly from the fact that about one -half of one percent of the fluid consists of lubricants and surfactants.

[1091] Okay.

[1092] needed to get the sand Controversity comes to the fact that people can't drink their water anymore, man. This hydraulic fracturing like this, that's one of those things you bring up in a conversation on podcast and people go fucking bananas.

[1093] It's a global warming type issue.

[1094] Really?

[1095] Yeah, you know global warming?

[1096] If you believe in global warming or if you don't believe in global warming, you're going to piss somebody off and they're going to get heated tweets about it.

[1097] People get fucking furious.

[1098] Because it's an it's an ideology argument.

[1099] And people, People that support, yes, people that support hydraulic fracturing, support business.

[1100] You know, you don't understand Nick Yusuf, you're fucking hippie.

[1101] You don't understand business, okay?

[1102] The way business gets done is it's cheaper to get that oil out than it is to rely on foreign oil and endanger Americans.

[1103] Like, it's that sort of attitude.

[1104] It's like, and then there's the people that are like environmentally conscious go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening?

[1105] Like, how much water's getting polluted?

[1106] Like, how many wells are there?

[1107] There's millions?

[1108] Hold on.

[1109] wait a minute you guys have a million fracking wells there's a million and it's causing earthquakes too whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you can't well what we need right now is not hippies what we need now now is oil patriotism patriotism and oil i'm not pro or con fracking ladies gentlemen i'm not opposed to putting a fence around a certain area of like south dakota where nobody goes and fracking the shit out of that bitch and not having to go to war for foreign oil i'm I'm not totally opposed to that.

[1110] My problem is, I don't think it's controlled.

[1111] I don't, when you talk about, like, all right, let's guess, how many fracking wells are there?

[1112] Let's take a while, guess.

[1113] They've been fracking in Ohio lately, and now we have all these earthquakes over there.

[1114] Oh, yeah, proven.

[1115] Yeah, proven.

[1116] That's so scary.

[1117] Okay, how many fracking wells in the U .S.?

[1118] A thousand?

[1119] That's so cute.

[1120] That's a really low number?

[1121] Oh, that's so low.

[1122] Or do I just look cute right now?

[1123] You do look.

[1124] You're a handsome bastard.

[1125] but that no i'm saying it's so low it's ridiculous i bet it's more than a million oh i would say a million yeah i think so i'd say yeah 5 000 to 10 000 that's it okay you guys say in the thousands would you say i said i said around a thousand you said 5 000 10000 i said a million okay i bet you guys are right okay 2013 do do do do what's the numbers what's the numbers over 1 1 .1 million active oil and gas wells in the U .S. Whoa.

[1126] All right.

[1127] How many of them are fractured?

[1128] Many people ask us how many wells have been hydraulically fractured the United States?

[1129] It's an excellent question, but not one that's easily answered.

[1130] Most states don't release the data on well stimulation activities.

[1131] Also, since the data are released by state regulatory agencies, it is necessary to obtain data from each state that has oil and gas data.

[1132] to even begin the conversation, we finally had a chance to complete the task and have able to be able to aggregate the following totals.

[1133] Wow, this is pretty nuts, man. There's a lot of fucking wells, bro.

[1134] There's over a million.

[1135] Woo!

[1136] That's crazy.

[1137] Dude, that's scary.

[1138] Man. How is that a better idea than investing in, like, solar paneling and, like, alternate sources?

[1139] I don't know.

[1140] There's a bunch of different kinds of wells, though.

[1141] So let me just clarify that.

[1142] There's directional, there's a bunch of different types.

[1143] Directional, horizontal, either direction or horizontal, vertical, hydraulically fractured, not fractured, unknown, or shale formation.

[1144] So out of all of these, all of these, it's a million.

[1145] But it says hydraulically fractured, it says 130.

[1146] But does that mean there's only 130 fracking wells?

[1147] As each state releases data differently It wasn't always possible To get consistent data on fracking wells These wells are known to be hydraulically fractured But the slant of the well is unknown Oh, I see Okay They have a bunch of different ways That they get the water out Or get the oil out This is fascinating shit, man They go down, then they take turns They'll go down And then take left turns Or they'll go like horizontally or the golden angle into the earth depending on where the rock is and where the oil is they're trying to suck out Wow that's a crazy fucking thing man hydraulically fractured okay here it is wells that have been hydraulically fractured might appear in any of the eight categories with the obvious exception of not fractured so that's the only one that doesn't have hydraulically fractured wells included in it so categories that are very likely to be fractured include horizontal, hydraulically fractured, and unknown shale formation, the total of which is 32 ,000 wells.

[1148] That's most likely to be fractured.

[1149] So they don't know, but at least 32 ,000.

[1150] However, the number doesn't include any wells from Texas or Colorado, where we know thousands of wells have been drilled into major shell formations, but the data for which had to be placed into categories that were more vague.

[1151] So there's different states have different like regulatory bodies I guess The states that are better to To fucking rape the earth in They probably are better off hiding the information So it seems like What they're saying is like 32 ,000 Plus hydraulically fractured ones That they could locate That they know are most likely hydraulically fractured But then there's a bunch of the other ones That possibly could And the ones that aren't fractured only 7 ,477 of them out of the 1 ,136 ,000.

[1152] What's crazy is that they create earthquakes.

[1153] Yeah.

[1154] It's fucked.

[1155] And then it's still like, nah, it's worth it.

[1156] It's worth it.

[1157] It's worth it.

[1158] It's worth it if you keep your family warm.

[1159] Yeah.

[1160] It's for America.

[1161] America safe.

[1162] Bro.

[1163] America's safe.

[1164] America's going to be a puddle of goo.

[1165] A stinky puddle of goo and dead elk.

[1166] The fucking choking bison with their fucking legs on there.

[1167] gagging blood out they have a new Ebola that comes only from oil right yeah i don't know man i just wish there's a better way to power shit i wonder if there would like if there was no oil let's say that oil didn't exist how far do you think civilization would have gone because there's no doubt that the combustion engine and in making machines and trucks and engines and that's the reason why we became what we are today they're this fucking chaotic mass super or organism that we are, right?

[1168] So if there was no oil, if there wasn't an element on Earth, and you only could have, like, plant -based oils, like you know, sunflower oil or some shit, hemp oil, you know, which they used for lamps and stuff, they use, like, different kinds of oils for lamps, but no oil in the ground.

[1169] How far would things have gotten?

[1170] I don't know, because how long would it have taken?

[1171] This is a part of the conversation when Brian checks Alex.

[1172] Yeah, he's seven.

[1173] Who knows?

[1174] Because how long would it have been before you'd found an alternate way, like the electric car?

[1175] Like, how long did that take?

[1176] Forever.

[1177] But you need combustion engines to make all those things.

[1178] To make an electric car?

[1179] Yeah, you need an engine to take the parts, to get the parts to the car manufacturer, to deliver the stuff.

[1180] Like, those are all being delivered with trucks.

[1181] Right.

[1182] Like, this idea that, like, you get electric car and your karma -free is nonsense.

[1183] Well, no, that technology would have had to been created for the manufacturing.

[1184] Everything would have had to have been run electrically.

[1185] Exactly.

[1186] But how long would it have taken to discover, yeah?

[1187] Forever.

[1188] Without the motor to take the parts to put it together.

[1189] Like, you got to pick up the tire somewhere and drive a truck.

[1190] Those aren't electric trucks, you know.

[1191] Yeah, it would have been like wagons for so many years.

[1192] Pulled with oxen, would have had oxen pulling your fucking tires.

[1193] Yeah.

[1194] And then how are they going to figure out a way to, power up these machines?

[1195] What's going to fire up the electricity?

[1196] They're going to use a dam, and the dam fires up the electricity for these machines, and these machines build this engine, and is there enough that electricity to charge batteries?

[1197] And where are you guys getting the batteries?

[1198] Where are you getting the minerals that go in the batteries?

[1199] You've got to go to Afghanistan, man. Yeah, you've got to drill for them.

[1200] How are you going to get to Afghanistan?

[1201] The oxen can't swim.

[1202] You're going to take a fucking raft and fill it up with minerals from Afghanistan and floaty back to America?

[1203] Yeah.

[1204] build your stupid electric car you know the battery would have been invented in like 1973 it would take them that long this is what Obama meant when he was like when you started a small business you didn't build that that's what he meant yeah the infrastructure you cannot have an electric car without the infrastructure right they created batteries back in the Egyptian days though yeah so they might might have been I think they could have probably done something it would have been well those batteries were dog shit yeah yeah let's be out of Everybody's like the batteries are amazing They weren't even iPhone 1 They weren't even close They were stupid They wouldn't even dur a cell Yeah Those bitches could even power a light Like you couldn't like Have like the light The power's your cell phone And like I went out to close my chicken coop Last night And I went out I used my phone as a flashlight The new iPhone has an Like built in flashlight thing You slide this thing up And he hit that and boom You got a flashlight It takes two seconds It's built in It's such a slick thing You know go outside that wouldn't work without a stupid Egyptian battery the big goofy ass thing you gotta carry around this pot copper core yeah unless you made a big one like the size of you know like a pyramid used the pyramid was a battery the whole time can you imagine that's what it was yeah soon our battery will be operable pyramids a that was like one of the crazy conspiracy theory hypothesis the pyramid was a giant some sort of a power plant Really?

[1205] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1206] Oh, really?

[1207] Of course.

[1208] I believe it.

[1209] If you can think it up, somebody has, like, probably written blog entries about it.

[1210] Yeah, that's true.

[1211] It doesn't matter how kooky the idea is.

[1212] If you could think up a kooky idea, somebody's written some shit about it.

[1213] I was thinking of bugs the other day because there was a praying manis that was on my porch that just hung out the whole day.

[1214] And he has these huge antennas.

[1215] And I was like, isn't it weird that we don't really focus?

[1216] Like, these bugs have, like, antennas on them, like, in the future.

[1217] like we're going to find out that these are like aliens that are communicating with each other through some well they might as well be aliens we just don't give a shit about them because they're little yeah we can just kick them out of the way they're little drones you know they're drones for aliens there's like these little what they are is a weird little life form that shares the world with us that has no morals no ethics they're ruthless cold -hearted emotionless killers and they have a hard skeleton they don't need each other's touch yeah they have this very bizarre military organization as far as they have a queen you know they have they have the worker bees and they're building shelter and protecting the hive and they're weird man we just don't think of them as being so weird because they're little and we could fucking shmish them like that but if a bee was big oh I know yeah but a lot of them it's like whole like if they all of a sudden became big we're like fuck and then we're like oh cool they only live for four days thank God that threat's neutralized soon yeah but there's so many of them yeah before we started killing them off with cell phones.

[1218] Cell phones and pesticides, apparently.

[1219] Right.

[1220] That's whacked them out.

[1221] Remember when you were a kid?

[1222] Bees were everywhere.

[1223] How often are you seeing bees?

[1224] How are you seeing bees?

[1225] Every day at my house.

[1226] But do you see bees like you saw beans when you were a kid?

[1227] Well, I haven't tons of, like bees nests everywhere in my house.

[1228] You do?

[1229] Yeah.

[1230] Oh, wow.

[1231] Maybe you got a sweet spot for bees.

[1232] And was.

[1233] Bee populations are pretty down, though, aren't they?

[1234] Wasn't that like a, it's a major concern?

[1235] Let's see, dropping bee populations.

[1236] Let's play another game.

[1237] I say bee populations are down by 40%.

[1238] 40, wow.

[1239] I would say 25.

[1240] 20%.

[1241] 25%.

[1242] What do you say, Brian?

[1243] I say it's up.

[1244] I say, I think it's all big conspiracy.

[1245] I think bees are going crazy.

[1246] More bees than ever.

[1247] All around Brian's house.

[1248] In fact, we have a bee problem.

[1249] We need to stop these bees.

[1250] Okay, 30%.

[1251] It's even crazier.

[1252] 30 % in the U .S. beekeepers experienced losses of 40 or 50 % or more.

[1253] Wow.

[1254] Yeah, just as commercial bee operations prepared to transport their hives to the country's largest pollinator event, the fertilizing of California's almond trees.

[1255] Oh, that's interesting.

[1256] So they, I guess they hire people to go do that.

[1257] They bring bees, and the bees populate or bees pollinate these plants.

[1258] That's pretty cool.

[1259] Wow.

[1260] Spread out across 800 ,000 acres, California's almond orchards typically require 1 .6 million domesticated bee colonies to pollinate the flowering trees and produce what has become the state's largest overseas agricultural export.

[1261] I did not know that.

[1262] Almonds are our largest overseas export, and why is that?

[1263] Because weed's illegal, bitch.

[1264] If weed was legal, you don't think that people in, like, Portugal would be dying to get a hold of some goddamn, Damn California weed.

[1265] But given widespread bee losses to so -called colony collapse disorder this winter, California's almond growers were able to pollinate their crop only through an intense nationwide push to cobble together the necessary number of healthy bee colonies.

[1266] Wow, nationwide push.

[1267] That's crazy.

[1268] That's how they grow almonds?

[1269] That's insane.

[1270] It's amazing.

[1271] So cool.

[1272] I love when I find out something like this where I had no idea.

[1273] I didn't know that...

[1274] I thought bees they just made honey and, you know, they pollinated shit, but I didn't know that they needed them to grow almonds.

[1275] Yeah.

[1276] They're domesticated.

[1277] That's crazy, man. Yeah, I thought they only did one thing.

[1278] They make two delicious items.

[1279] Make almonds.

[1280] Yeah, if it wasn't for them.

[1281] That's amazing.

[1282] But that these colonies were down and that in order to pollinate all of their plants, they needed to bring in other bees.

[1283] There's not like another possibility.

[1284] They're like, no, no, no, no, no. We need bees.

[1285] But what, isn't there another method?

[1286] Let's put our heads together.

[1287] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're not going to grow.

[1288] You need bees or it's not going to grow.

[1289] That really puts into light how important bees are, something like that.

[1290] That really makes you realize, like, oh, like, if it's not for bees, there's not a lot of shit.

[1291] Like, you need those little cunty bugs.

[1292] Yeah, yeah.

[1293] That's bizarre, man. And there's this image on this Yale.

[1294] site where I'm reading the story and there's this dude who's dressed up in this beekeeper's outfit and he's like handling these bees and moving them around and these uh in these uh california farms these uh onion crops and you're looking at him you're like how is that much different than the Ebola guy what I mean I mean he's he's got a fucking crazy suit to protect him as well and that dude's fully suited up for an invasion of attacking monsters right you know what is that Brian's 20 Hinchcliff dressed up as a bee He is a bee The greatest bee of all time What's the wasps do anything positive?

[1295] They fuck up bees Oh is that it?

[1296] Yeah, they're just dips Aren't they the ones that can keep stinging you As where a bee like it's like a It's like a kamikaze mission It's like one and done Wasps Yeah, have you ever seen that video The Japanese Hornets killing the beehive?

[1297] No Ooh, it's the weirdest video ever Man because it's this If we put it on, it'll probably get us kicked off of YouTube, right?

[1298] Is that how it works?

[1299] Really?

[1300] It's one of those ones.

[1301] There's nature documentaries, man. They go after you and have you pulled from YouTube.

[1302] What?

[1303] Yeah, nature documentaries.

[1304] People own them, you know.

[1305] It probably cost a grip of money to film high -speed video footage of some Japanese hornets fucking up some honeybees.

[1306] Right.

[1307] But just do me a favor.

[1308] Go just Google Japanese hornets, fuck up honeybees and check it out because it's amazing.

[1309] They're monsters.

[1310] They cut their heads off.

[1311] They just cut the honeybee's heads off.

[1312] And, like, I think it was, like, 30 bees killed 30 ,000 bees.

[1313] Or 30 hornets killed 30 ,000 bees.

[1314] Something nutty like that.

[1315] That's like a serious war.

[1316] But it's not a war.

[1317] It's like you with a hatchet and a room full of babies.

[1318] That's what it's like, there's no one's fighting back.

[1319] I mean, they can't do anything.

[1320] They just chop their heads off.

[1321] It's like the Iraq war.

[1322] Something along those lines.

[1323] Right.

[1324] Like, the only way they can kill them is they have to overheat them.

[1325] So what they do is they all swarm on top of them They hold the hornet down And they keep buzzing They buzz on him And raise his internal temperature until he dies Holy shit Yeah That's the only way they can kill him They can't kill him by stinging them Doesn't work They can't get through their fucking armor So they just turn the heat up until they die Yep they smother them They fucking torture them It's the only way to do it What else would you do?

[1326] It's trying to eat your babies Chop their heads off What the fuck?

[1327] It's crazy that he's like invasions are happening with like on such a small level you think bees are like dumb bee just flying around making honey and meanwhile they're like here's the plan all right we're going in and we're going to heat the fucking place up until everyone dies well no the bees do that to the hornets but what they do is say one hornet would be a scout hornet and the scout hornet will show up and when the scout hornet shows up that's when the bees swarm it the bee swarm it and hold it down and try to kill it because if they don't kill it if it gets back to the hornet snass and goes yo I on some bees.

[1328] That's when shit gets crazy.

[1329] That's when they fly back and fuck everybody up.

[1330] That's insane.

[1331] Yeah, that world, the Hornet Bee, you know, I think of them in sort of the same sort of category, these flying bugs that sting.

[1332] Like, that world is unbelievably ruthless.

[1333] Yeah.

[1334] The fact that, first of all, the fact that their stingers kill them too.

[1335] Right.

[1336] Like when they exting a person or something, it pulls out of their body.

[1337] Like, it's this giant sword that pulls out of their body and they die.

[1338] That happens when they, have sex that happens when they sting yeah they only live to be like a week old like if they're lucky and if they sting you they die and then on top of that like the female can sting all the time like the queen she doesn't have to worry about her barb coming out she can just sting all day long but all she does is seek out other females so she walks around the hive and smells each individual little honeycomb And those little combs where the bees grow up in Whatever, that's not a honeycomb What is it?

[1339] What are those things?

[1340] It's not a comb Whatever it is Whatever those little pods Where their larva are growing If she finds that it's a female She uses her fucking stinger And stabs the baby What?

[1341] Yep, that's what it's for No other women No other women No other women There could be only one She's Highlander Damn Yeah Yeah, she walks around and stabs all the females.

[1342] And then fucks all the dudes to death.

[1343] Yep, fucks him to death.

[1344] Jesus Christ.

[1345] That bitch is gangster as fuck.

[1346] That's a gangster bitch.

[1347] Wow.

[1348] That might be the most gangster bitch of the animal kingdom.

[1349] Right?

[1350] I mean, probably.

[1351] She got a sword on her pussy.

[1352] Because how many other like...

[1353] Praying Manus?

[1354] Or black widows, I guess, right?

[1355] Okay, here's a good question.

[1356] Who would win in a fight?

[1357] A praying mantis or a wasp.

[1358] Praying mantis.

[1359] Okay.

[1360] I'm going to go with the wasp.

[1361] Wasp versus Praying Manus.

[1362] I'd say Praying Manus.

[1363] Female Praying Manus decapitates her, like fucks the dude and then...

[1364] Yeah, but those guys are bitches.

[1365] I don't know.

[1366] Praying Manus versus Wasp.

[1367] Okay, there's a video.

[1368] It wouldn't be able to probably reach a rant.

[1369] Like if the was like, I'm going to stab you in the back, that Praying Manus probably couldn't get it.

[1370] Yeah.

[1371] But maybe they have like hard skeletons that they can't be pierced by bees.

[1372] I'm going to go praying Manus.

[1373] Interesting.

[1374] Is that your bird?

[1375] Yeah, I'm watching this.

[1376] Okay, the amazing thing is if only the wasp knew how vulnerable the praying mantis is.

[1377] Could in numbers easily sting it to death, but it doesn't.

[1378] The answer lies in the camouflage strategy of the mantis, and now the wasp usually visualizes the mantis among the foliage.

[1379] The mantis is not seen as a threat to the wasp.

[1380] Large female praying mantis, almost ready to produce her egg case, needs one last meal.

[1381] It's a European wasp, it says, the bullies of the insect world.

[1382] insect mimicry so I guess that's the answer there fucking praying mantis There's a giant hornet versus a praying mantis Dude this praying mantis Fucked this wasp up Quick The wasp is walking around It's pretty dope I wish we could show it Not get pulled off of YouTube Whatever happens to those When we get pulled off of those Jamie Do we get back on?

[1383] Yes and no Yes and no This is worth watching dude Look at this one Yeah, that's the one I'm watching Oh, yeah I'm doing it small in the corner I think we could maybe be away with that Well Prang Manuses are gangster They fuck wasps The wass don't have a chance He just holds them and starts eating him That's what's really crazy They're so strong They just eat the wasps back Just hang on and eat them Yeah, that's a fucking vicious, vicious animal The world of those creatures is just so evil and alien and we just don't think about it because they're so small.

[1384] Yeah, on their level, it's like ruthless people, like, not people, but the other animals are like, they run scared.

[1385] But for us, it's like a pair of vans can just take them both out at once.

[1386] Yeah, these other bees are swimming or flying around this praying man that's not sure how to save their friend, but they don't know what to do while this wasp is getting just eaten alive.

[1387] Just eat in the back of his head.

[1388] It's horrific, man. he's just holding on to it and just eating it we're looking at it in this tiny scale so it doesn't seem that horrific but if a praying man is the size of a giraffe you know and we saw it chase after a hippo and jack it was it was fucking up this hippo in front of all the other hippos and there wasn't a goddamn thing they could do about it they just had to sit there and just deal with the fact had this huge mechanized looking beast Because I'm taking chunks out of their hippo's head.

[1389] And they're like, oh, fuck, do we go over there and save him?

[1390] What do we do?

[1391] That's why, like, size is in the animal kingdom is so relevant.

[1392] Because when you get really low, wow, there's a praying man, just jack that bee.

[1393] They don't play games, man. They don't play games.

[1394] They're so strong.

[1395] They just hold on to the bee and start eating them.

[1396] Is that his death rattle?

[1397] He's just trying to fly away He's trying to fly away Look how much stronger those things are That's like He plants his legs John Jones versus Bobby Lee That's what that's like That's what that's like That's what kind of a battle that is Just holds him It doesn't matter what he does You're not going anywhere And this praying mantis Is a motherfucker man Just holds on him And starts eating Dude Yeah that's a weird world It's just tiny tiny tiny so we don't freak But if it was big, it would be way more ruthless than what we're seeing, like, even amongst mammals, like, predator mammals.

[1398] When we see, like, a lion take out a gazelle, like, I guess that's not as creepy to me because they're mammals.

[1399] Yeah.

[1400] If I saw a giant praying mantis take out of gazelle, I'd be way more freaked out.

[1401] He's coring coer and the way they look, it looks more alien.

[1402] Yeah.

[1403] You know?

[1404] Yeah.

[1405] With their weird, bugged -out eyes and their crazy arms.

[1406] And their antenna, like some kind of weird internet.

[1407] All of it, man. If a praying mantis didn't exist and you got to see this, you'd be like, what?

[1408] If this was a character in a movie.

[1409] You're like, what planet is this on?

[1410] Yeah.

[1411] That easily could be, if it was large, it could be an alien in a movie.

[1412] Like the movie alien, if that thing was chasing you, that would be just as scary.

[1413] Oh, yeah.

[1414] Big giant -ass fucking crab arms is going to clamp a hold of you.

[1415] They're probably designed after the praying mantis.

[1416] Some animal like that.

[1417] Yeah, I bet there's probably definitely some influence.

[1418] Yeah.

[1419] Because if you think about like bugs, bugs were just like what those aliens were like.

[1420] The alien, they were like this emotionless, ruthless thing.

[1421] They just like sort of popped out of the darkness and clapped a hold of you and fucking shot a tongue into your brain and sucked your brain out.

[1422] How was that any different than when we just saw that thing did?

[1423] I know.

[1424] Yeah, you don't see any humanity because the eyes don't look the same.

[1425] They're not like the, you can't like identity.

[1426] with it you're like this is a foreign species and this giant tongues coming at me to rip my heart out of my chest yeah yeah that's kind of exactly what it is like the difference between when we see like a cat eat a gazelle you know when you see a cat wow what is this praying manis versus hummingbird no way what happens there's just three of them well praying mantis does kill hummingbirds dude really yeah so hummingbirds are scared of them there's a there's a video of a hummingbird bird with a praying manus in his mouth it's really fucked or a praying manis with a hummingbird in his mouth looks like they jacked him there right are super small so they attacked him where did they attack him here he is and those things are fucking aliens also hummingbirds yeah they're beautiful where's he jack them you know the smallest hummingbird is the size of like a dime really yeah I saw one I went to a I did a dissection Oh, shit.

[1427] Oh, dude, the praying mass wins.

[1428] Holy cow.

[1429] Did it explode?

[1430] Look at that.

[1431] Look at this.

[1432] It's waiting, and the hummingbird gets close, and when the hummingbird goes for the food, it attacks the hummingbird.

[1433] Watch this.

[1434] It's like playing dead.

[1435] Look at this.

[1436] Swat.

[1437] Oh, look at his.

[1438] It took him down.

[1439] It was a suicide bomber.

[1440] That's crazy.

[1441] That's like UFC shit.

[1442] That was insane.

[1443] Yeah.

[1444] That's how scary those things are.

[1445] That thing was bigger than him.

[1446] Fuck.

[1447] Fuck.

[1448] They need a more threatening name.

[1449] Yeah, right?

[1450] Praying manish, you're like, yeah, because it stands weird.

[1451] And it also kills hummingbirds.

[1452] Well, it's, the prey is P -R -E -Y.

[1453] It's not like praying mantis.

[1454] I think it is A -Y, right?

[1455] Is it?

[1456] Because I think the way they, yeah.

[1457] Oh, it is praying mantis.

[1458] I always thought it was praying.

[1459] Yeah, because of what, I mean, yeah, like they pray on things.

[1460] Yeah, it would suck if they spelled it prey and they were just sweeties.

[1461] I know.

[1462] No!

[1463] Yeah.

[1464] No, they don't attack a fucking snake.

[1465] Oh, my God.

[1466] No, no way.

[1467] Snake.

[1468] Yeah, if we get picked off YouTube, he gives a fuck.

[1469] Fucking play.

[1470] What the fucking play.

[1471] Tired of the shit.

[1472] Praying Manus has also led the dudes to Bethlehem if I remember.

[1473] Dude, you're making shit up, man. No, I think that's real.

[1474] A praying manis jacks a snake.

[1475] A corn snake.

[1476] About 10 inches in length.

[1477] That's about what size is my dick, son.

[1478] We'll just keep on pushing it back and forth.

[1479] Confused, a little.

[1480] Are you trying to trick the algorithm?

[1481] That ain't going to work.

[1482] You fucking silly bitch.

[1483] Yeah, I put it negative.

[1484] That shit isn't going to work.

[1485] What did we just see?

[1486] Whoa, turn that back to regular.

[1487] I need to see what his approach was.

[1488] Look, he's upside down.

[1489] He's Spider -Manning it.

[1490] That's insane.

[1491] He's upside down.

[1492] And he reached down and snatched a snake.

[1493] They're so evil, bro.

[1494] Incredibly.

[1495] The snake is incapable of freeing itself from the grip of the That's amazing.

[1496] It's in danger of being eaten alive by the insect.

[1497] That's amazing.

[1498] It's just eating it.

[1499] Upside down.

[1500] Look at that poor snake, too.

[1501] He's like, what the fuck?

[1502] Nobody eats me. I'm a snake, man. Yeah, you're supposed to be...

[1503] You're a leaf, I thought.

[1504] She was insane.

[1505] It's amazing how much stronger insects are.

[1506] Oh, you pussy.

[1507] No juji.

[1508] But what we didn't hear is the praying Manus go, like, go tell your friends.

[1509] I'm letting you live.

[1510] Yeah.

[1511] Go tell you friends.

[1512] I'm in town.

[1513] Praying Manus versus tarantula?

[1514] I don't know what it's...

[1515] Dude.

[1516] Praying Manus is a motherfuckers.

[1517] They're just showing off at this point.

[1518] The next one's like, Praying Manus versus teenage boy.

[1519] You're like, what?

[1520] Prang Manis versus baby.

[1521] Yeah.

[1522] Praying Manus versus Kitten.

[1523] I bet that's out there.

[1524] Oh, that would be great.

[1525] I bet it's out there.

[1526] Is it out there?

[1527] shit versus kidding I gotta watch that how's that possible that's nuts so the idea is that its hands are out like it's praying like it's like oh yeah look at this praying manis versus tarantula jacked a tarantula it's saying please come fuck with me I dare it's just holding on to the tarantula I think once it gets those clamps on you all those bugs are fucked they can't do shit about it once it get those clamps that's weird man oh no is that cat one bad not that one really this is crazy how strong that thing is look it just holds on look it just hooked that fucking praying mantis's head or that uh tarantula's head and the channel tarantle's like let me go bitch he's like nope they're so much stronger look it's just eating it biting its legs and shit they're praying for mercy oh but the tarantula turns it around oh you got jacked son it's over he's jacked look he's upside down writhing and pain oh is that the end what the fuck who shut the video up there guy's an asshole who got bored at that point that's like the hot like the height is this a part one of a ten part trilogy yeah two hours later scorpion versus turin you know what what Japanese bugfight stuff can you look up what the praying mantis is afraid of who prays on the praying mantis pull up praying mantis versus kitten this is awesome no no don't worry don't worry the kitten's fine but it's wild to see man it's wild to see you see how gangster a praying manis really is that's how you see how gangster they are like in my picture you stay up with that no no this this one this one here praying mantis boxing praying mantis versus kitten well sorry this one boxing yeah you got to see this this is so ridiculous like they're going to war the kitten and the preyed manis are fucking throwing down to the death yeah this is it look at this look at this fucking praying manis he's not scared of shit that kitten fucks him up bitch what bitch swat swat but look at him he's still up still swinging at the kitten the kitten doesn't know when to bite him he's scared to bite him look at him it's fucking him up though pop pop pop pop pop pop look how tough a praying man is it takes a blow to the head by something way bigger than it who's that guy speaking voodoo okay don't do that brian you ruin the performance The cat's doing a great job.

[1528] Prang Man's all fucked up.

[1529] You've got a standing eight count.

[1530] The cat goes right back to him.

[1531] Boom, body slam.

[1532] We can jump.

[1533] That wasn't a jump.

[1534] That cat bit him in the head.

[1535] Look at him.

[1536] He's still fighting back, though.

[1537] It's crazy.

[1538] And the cat is obviously scared of him a little bit.

[1539] Because he's so fast.

[1540] Oh, another bite.

[1541] You're fucked up, son.

[1542] I didn't know they had, like, wings like that.

[1543] Yeah.

[1544] Look at that thing.

[1545] What a creepy -ass alien bug.

[1546] One millionth the size of that cat.

[1547] It's still fighting.

[1548] heightened back.

[1549] Oh, shit.

[1550] How many praying manises in body waste?

[1551] In body, body weight.

[1552] How many praying manuses does it take to equal that cat?

[1553] That cat's about 10 pounds.

[1554] Paring manis is about two ounces.

[1555] So 16 ounces is a pound.

[1556] Yeah, that's a lot bigger.

[1557] Is the mathematical equation.

[1558] Okay, he just jacked it.

[1559] He's just jacked it.

[1560] It's down now.

[1561] He must have bit it in the head.

[1562] Now he's like, what, bitch?

[1563] It's on his back again.

[1564] What, bitch, what bitch?

[1565] What's up, bitch?

[1566] What's up, bitch?

[1567] I spot you in your head, bitch.

[1568] Pop.

[1569] The Prang Manus is still trying to fight back.

[1570] Dude.

[1571] I want the camera to widen out, and there's just like a circle of, like, Filipino dudes, like betting money on the whole thing.

[1572] Yeah, probably, right?

[1573] That's a good thing to bet on, like how long a Prang Manus lasts with a cat.

[1574] Yeah.

[1575] I had no idea until this podcast how gangster Prang Manus was.

[1576] I know.

[1577] I want to know, like, who prays on the praying mantis?

[1578] Like, who's their predator?

[1579] Like, their direct predator.

[1580] That's a good question.

[1581] Predator to the praying mantis.

[1582] Here's a mouse versus a fucking praying manus.

[1583] It's got to be some kind of bird that's, like, tougher than a hummingbird.

[1584] Hmm.

[1585] Yeah.

[1586] What are the enemies of a praying mantis?

[1587] Okay, let's find out.

[1588] Joe, check this out real quick, because I don't want to show too much of this video, because it's, but look.

[1589] oh we jacked a mouse that's incredible it's fucking crazy these guys oh my god show that again dude show that again I don't care if they pull us off of YouTube I need to see this look at this mouse it doesn't move bitch wow oh no you can hear that the mouse soon draws its last breath it's an odd sight to watch an insect devouring a mammal whoa yeah it is that that's the most gangster insect in the insect world period it's got to be yeah it's got to be it doesn't have any venom it's doing all this shit with no venom it's just yeah it's got like those big praying man his hands or whatever it's essentially just doing jiu jitsu and and eating it just does jiu jitsu and then just starts eating he holds him in side control and just eats the shit out of him wow it's insane it's weird because the one that was on my patio it was right next to where I was sitting the whole day.

[1590] Did he swing at you?

[1591] No, it just stared at me. His head would like look like when like my girlfriend came outside he would look over at my girlfriend and then look back at me. But like I would walk next to it.

[1592] He never flew away.

[1593] Never moved.

[1594] Yeah.

[1595] Yeah.

[1596] The only thing I've, uh, the dog started like trying to sniff it and it and it kind of looked down and like, get away from me. It was probably wondering if it could eat you.

[1597] Yeah.

[1598] It was probably looking at you and go fuck, he's too big.

[1599] But like later it's like boxing an oak tree or something like that.

[1600] like working out it was like i think he's vulnerable he just i feel like i could get him but it's not quite big enough yeah come on man they're getting into modeling look at that they're modeling now look at that's crazy they're breaking into entertainment that's dance wow progressive dance that's put that picture up again man the next one's gonna be like look at the body on that thing it's so weird what a strange animal and how horrific would that be if that thing was like horse -sized, and who's chasing after you.

[1601] That's it going like, now what, bitch?

[1602] Like, there's something on the ground, fucking mouse?

[1603] Do you imagine the physical strength of one of those things?

[1604] It was like the size of a horse?

[1605] Oh, yeah, dude.

[1606] They'd be tearing apart cars.

[1607] Yeah, that was my house.

[1608] Like, I'm going to hide in my car.

[1609] No. And they just rip the -the -car open easy.

[1610] That was yours?

[1611] Yeah.

[1612] Look at them, man. Evil fucking bug.

[1613] This is crazy.

[1614] We're just so lucky that they're little.

[1615] They're like the bugs from Starship Troopers, right?

[1616] Yeah, kind of That's like the best analogy Or the best Yeah They do look like him They had to be modeled Like directly after them Oh yeah for sure right Those Starship Trooper bugs are fucking awesome That was a silly movie But What are you doing Brando before and after His role in godfather Before makeup and after makeup Oh really?

[1617] Yeah Wow Wow that's amazing Oh so they made him look older I didn't know they did that He almost looked like a George Clooney Brad Pitt combo right here Oh, he was a handsome man when he was young.

[1618] What does that have anything to do with what we're doing?

[1619] I don't know.

[1620] We're talking about...

[1621] You goddamn conversation killing...

[1622] They were talking about a green bug that destroys...

[1623] Well, that Starship Troopers movie.

[1624] Yeah.

[1625] Was what...

[1626] That's very realistic in terms of, like, if there was an invasion by bugs, we would be getting killed.

[1627] Oh, yeah.

[1628] If there was bugs like that, do we even have...

[1629] Like, what kind of guns would it take to shoot down a giant...

[1630] praying mantis you'd have to have some fucking serious firepower like a regular rifle's not gonna do it like if you you shot a shotgun and a praying mantis the shit would probably ricochet right off of it probably i wonder if they're like their armors and like paneling yeah i don't know if it's like an armadillo is just like straight through but they seem like they have like like Batman has like panels so we can move around it seems like that's what they're like well i bet they grow shit back too I bet that they're like lobsters and a lot of other bugs When they snap off a wing or something like that They just grow it back You took this photo Oh yeah, that was the praying mantis It was in my yard Yours is like brown That one was like on vacation Well I think he was I think he was Being camouflage Are they can change color?

[1631] I think so Really?

[1632] I didn't know that Yeah I think so Okay can mantis camouflage let's see That'd be cool Yep they can I had no idea Yep defense and camouflage Yeah so that's what that thing was doing So that's what that thing was doing in my yard If you look at it, it's on that stone ball Which is the top of a fountain And it blended in the exact same color as the ball Wow, that is so cool Yep Pretty weird Praying Manus can camouflage perfectly Into environment of sticks, barks, leaves, and flowers The mantis is almost four inches long Blom Blom Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blum The most evil -looking one would be a red one.

[1633] Oh, yeah.

[1634] If it camouflage on to, like, you know, something red.

[1635] They can be crazy eyes.

[1636] They can be green, brown, or a combination of colors to match their environment.

[1637] It will molt every few weeks and then can take on the colors of its natural surroundings.

[1638] Wow.

[1639] A praying mantis might even mimic the charred remains of sticks, weeds, or grass after a fire.

[1640] Oh.

[1641] Oh, God.

[1642] That it started.

[1643] When it's dick.

[1644] Swaying repetitively from side to side is a common cataflash behavior of the praying mantis.

[1645] It might be used to mimic the swaying movement of vegetation in the wind.

[1646] Remember this?

[1647] Wow.

[1648] Where was that?

[1649] This is a video you posted about the...

[1650] Oh, yeah.

[1651] That was this gangster praying mantis at the commons.

[1652] Wait a minute, what's this?

[1653] Yeah, this is that parasite.

[1654] Guy kills a zombie praying man that's reviewing a huge parasite.

[1655] living inside of it.

[1656] What?

[1657] Oh, no, no, this is not what I'm talking about.

[1658] I thought this was something else.

[1659] Oh, that's right.

[1660] He killed it, and there's something inside of it.

[1661] Yeah, parasite.

[1662] Look at that parasite just coming out of it.

[1663] Whoa.

[1664] It's like a snake inside of it.

[1665] Yeah, that's essentially like that movie, The Strain.

[1666] Back that up so we can see that whole thing pop out.

[1667] Ew, Jesus Christ.

[1668] That's so weird.

[1669] Welcome to the world of bugs.

[1670] That's what this episode is.

[1671] Husef is hilarious and the world of bugs.

[1672] Look at that thing.

[1673] Also buy my new album.

[1674] Yeah, also buy his new album.

[1675] And don't think about this black dick coming out of this.

[1676] Oh, my God.

[1677] Dead praying mantis.

[1678] So when the body died, the parasite left it.

[1679] It just wheezzled out.

[1680] Wow, that is so fucked.

[1681] Look how big that thing is, man. It just keeps going.

[1682] Well, it doesn't know what to do either.

[1683] Yeah, it's so big.

[1684] Oh, my.

[1685] God.

[1686] It's the entire body of the thing.

[1687] incredible.

[1688] And it doesn't, the mantis didn't look like it was like fat or anything.

[1689] And that spray that's on the ground, that's the poison, right?

[1690] So it's rolling around in the poison?

[1691] It's still going.

[1692] So that parasite controlled the, the, like a zombie.

[1693] He controlled the, uh, the mantis.

[1694] Well, there's an aquatic worm.

[1695] I don't know if that's the same one that it gets inside of a grasshopper.

[1696] And when it's about to be born, when it reaches the right size, it actually takes over the mind of the grasshopper and gets the grasshopper to commit suicide so it hot wires look at that thing man it looks like a snake totally looks like a snake oh i would not swallow that yeah you would for like a lot of money though right how much how much you have to get paid to swallow that how big it would grow inside of you look at the size of it when that guy grabbed it and touched it that is some alien invasion type shit there that's what that is And what if there's a parasite living in that parasite?

[1697] Dude, you're blowing my mind, man!

[1698] It's getting too crazy.

[1699] Yeah, right?

[1700] I'm under.

[1701] That's scary.

[1702] Like, there's parasites like that that live in humans.

[1703] Oh, yeah.

[1704] They just grow in your intestines.

[1705] Mm -hmm.

[1706] That's bizarre.

[1707] That's bizarre.

[1708] Yeah, people get it from freshwater sushi.

[1709] They say that you shouldn't really be chewing down too much salmon.

[1710] Salmon sushi.

[1711] That's where you can catch it.

[1712] Like freshwater stuff that lives in freshwater.

[1713] Yeah.

[1714] Fuck, man. Check this.

[1715] out.

[1716] This is creepy.

[1717] What the fuck, man?

[1718] Look at that face.

[1719] Look at his eyes.

[1720] It looks like digital.

[1721] That's the last thing that mouse saw.

[1722] Jesus Christ, what an evil bug of praying mantises.

[1723] Look at that.

[1724] Hi, guys.

[1725] That thing was clamping down on your face the size of a giraffe.

[1726] It's funny, it looks like a lot of models.

[1727] How dare you?

[1728] Like when it was it really does.

[1729] A lot of models look like aliens.

[1730] is that an eyeball third eye is that what it is or is it just like a dude it's even spiritual it's totally spiritual before it eats you and look at these antennas like gold -plated antennas they're dope as fuck yo look at that that is pretty cool it's like it's like braided it's Persian don't tell Mazjibani that joke bro that's so racist yeah why doesn't have to be Persian why can it be Mexican because go to Studio City that's why go walk around there that didn't even look real when you see them on a large scale you get a sense of what it really is when you see those fuckers it's not trying to kill a frog no it's just hanging out on top of a frog wow they're like buddies it's like I need a ride wow those things are amazing there's a lot of pictures of frogs and them being friends that is a gangster bug but I kind of like the tarantula jacked it because that was a battle to the death and tarantula won.

[1731] Tarrantula will reverse position and sunk those teeth in there.

[1732] I wonder if in nature, though, who would have won?

[1733] Because it's camouflaged.

[1734] You know what I mean?

[1735] Because that was in like a kitchen.

[1736] Yeah, it looked like they set that fight up.

[1737] Right.

[1738] Before they turn on the camera, they broke one of the menace's legs and like, all right, go.

[1739] Yeah, I wonder if the praying manis would go after something as big as a tarantula in the wild.

[1740] Yeah.

[1741] It seems like they're just so evil to go after anything that's in front of them.

[1742] The fucking things are attacking birds.

[1743] I know, and mice.

[1744] And mice.

[1745] And they win.

[1746] And a fucking cat?

[1747] It's just crazy.

[1748] Yeah, they don't give a fuck.

[1749] They go after cats.

[1750] Like, every animal has another animal they run from.

[1751] Would they go, whoa, shit.

[1752] All right, I'm out of here.

[1753] I thought we own this area.

[1754] That praying manis didn't even try to fly away.

[1755] It has wings, right?

[1756] They have wings.

[1757] Yeah.

[1758] And it's like, nah, I'll just fucking take my chances here, took it out.

[1759] Come on, cat.

[1760] Come on.

[1761] Come get some of this.

[1762] Come get some.

[1763] I'm gonna, e -mm, bitch that fucking, stab your fucking stupid nose.

[1764] Just dinking it out with this praying mantis on the sidewalk.

[1765] Dude, that's crazy.

[1766] That's like, seriously, that's like you fighting a house.

[1767] Yeah.

[1768] It's like you fighting like a giant elephant.

[1769] Right.

[1770] Like a semi -truck.

[1771] Cam -at.

[1772] You're smaller than, you, you're bigger in comparison than you, you know, if you were fighting an elephant.

[1773] and then that thing is to that cat.

[1774] What is this?

[1775] Wait, do you see the mantis?

[1776] Oh, yeah.

[1777] He's, like, tucked away in there.

[1778] Like a flower.

[1779] What an evil fuck.

[1780] He's pretending to be a flower.

[1781] What a creepy -ass fucking bug.

[1782] He looks exactly like the color of the flower, totally blended in.

[1783] And to hide is something beautiful, too.

[1784] Look at this.

[1785] That's what they say about the devil.

[1786] incredible and look at this fly like oh you know just hanging out nothing bitch look how quick I did that you can't even see it oh and just eat your face eat them live yeah wow dude back that shit up so we could watch that one more time what a bizarre animal to say for sure where the plant ends and the insect starts you really can't tell yeah this elaborate brilliant the mantis to hunt and it's leisure look how brilliant it is it looks so much i mean even the highlights the pink highlights like a flower oh that's so fast that's so fast you can't see shit oh my god pretty it's beautiful that's like the most beautiful image yeah the most beautiful video of something killing something ever i know the colors like the white with the blue oh my god look at that one what that's incredible that is incredible wow it's like we're looking at this image from the rober and evil yeah it's gorgeous to take shape as like one of the most beautiful images yeah like who doesn't like a flower and they did it perfect like with perfect highlights like I would have never thought like if you showed me a photo of that and I didn't watch the video I've never thought there was a praying man that's in there I would have bet you a lot of money oh yeah what are the odds there's a praying man it's in there None.

[1787] It's a flower.

[1788] You fucking idiot.

[1789] You didn't even know what a mess looks like.

[1790] Come on, you want to bet?

[1791] Where would it fit in that flower?

[1792] Don't be retarded.

[1793] You really think you can look that?

[1794] No, it looked exactly like it.

[1795] You know what that means if they were the size of humans?

[1796] They'd be like taking like the shape of like cheeseburgers and like all kinds of stuff.

[1797] They would look like the guys from Duck Dynasty.

[1798] They'd be wearing camo.

[1799] Right.

[1800] Look at that.

[1801] I'm walking here.

[1802] Look at that.

[1803] Look at that.

[1804] That's so weird.

[1805] That's so weird that that's a real.

[1806] real thing.

[1807] Why can't people do that?

[1808] We're lucky people can't do that.

[1809] They would be eating people the way they, manis is eating flies.

[1810] They're just, just camouflage.

[1811] Yeah, that would not be good.

[1812] People would be hiding.

[1813] That's true.

[1814] Hiding your bushes and shit.

[1815] It's like six people in here that were like, people would be blown.

[1816] Like that character on X -Men, the girl.

[1817] Mystique.

[1818] Yeah, mystique.

[1819] How come they have a new mystique and they didn't even bring that up, by the way?

[1820] How'd they go from Rebecca Romaine Stamos age?

[1821] She got too old?

[1822] Oh, because it's like, The younger one.

[1823] Yeah.

[1824] Doesn't matter.

[1825] It's a different person.

[1826] Don't they have CGI?

[1827] They can turn one guy, you know, they can turn people into the Hulk, and you tell me you can't CGI that chick to look exactly like Rebecca Romaine's Damos.

[1828] Right.

[1829] Come on, son.

[1830] That evil fucking thing.

[1831] What's it eating there?

[1832] Ice cream.

[1833] I don't know what that is.

[1834] It looks like some sort of a bug.

[1835] It's pulling a pin off a grenade.

[1836] It's eaten a turkey leg.

[1837] Yeah.

[1838] think the bug world is the creepiest world in all of nature.

[1839] Yeah.

[1840] Second only to the fish world.

[1841] Right.

[1842] Fish world's pretty creepy.

[1843] Bugs just look so creepy and they're able to like, they have multiple hands, tentacles, all these things.

[1844] Yeah.

[1845] And fish, because you know you're like, well, if it's out of the water, it's over.

[1846] But a bug can just get in your bed, sneak in your house.

[1847] What's the world's largest bug?

[1848] That's a good question.

[1849] What would you have, if you had a guess?

[1850] Would you say the world's largest bug is?

[1851] The iPhone.

[1852] Mwah!

[1853] You fucking baby.

[1854] Um, world's largest bug.

[1855] It's probably like some kind of cockroach.

[1856] I said beetle.

[1857] Yeah, that beetle is some kind of something like that.

[1858] That half -life thing.

[1859] Oh, my God.

[1860] That pill bug.

[1861] It's this, oh my God.

[1862] Does it look like a pill bug?

[1863] It's so big.

[1864] This is a gross animal.

[1865] Look up the world's biggest insect is so huge.

[1866] It eats carrots.

[1867] What?

[1868] It's so huge.

[1869] It eats carrots.

[1870] Look at this thing.

[1871] What?

[1872] That's like a...

[1873] Exactly.

[1874] That's a great, great sound.

[1875] That's real.

[1876] It's a giant Waita, W -E -T -A.

[1877] Came across the cricket -like creature, which has a wingspan of seven inches after two days of searching on a tiny island, Lake Barrier Island in New Zealand.

[1878] It only lives there.

[1879] It was wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally.

[1880] introduced by Europeans.

[1881] Pull that picture up again, man?

[1882] Here's another one.

[1883] It's like a big grasshopper.

[1884] Jesus Christ, that thing's gross.

[1885] Gross.

[1886] It's like a crab or like a lobster or something.

[1887] Which are related, by the way.

[1888] See, I was thinking it was going to be something like this, which was like a pill bug, I thought.

[1889] That's pretty big too.

[1890] Yeah.

[1891] That's a Madagascar hissing cockroach, isn't it?

[1892] I think that's what that is.

[1893] They get pretty big.

[1894] Didn't you eat one of those?

[1895] Yeah.

[1896] Yeah, I ate one of those.

[1897] how that bad see this is what I thought it was like one of these things oh yeah those creepy things they're like cephalopods or something like that is that what those are called like land otters yeah yeah those things have been around for a long bad eating happen they live on turritos yeah they hate cool range it's the stoner variety what's the technical name for those things does it say in that image uh...

[1898] Lassopod Lossopod Lassapod Lassapod I'm remember that Isopod Isopod yeah that's it Jesus Christ It's a lobster It's like a land lobster That's bigger Obviously So that must be the biggest But that has like more than Isn't eight legs or more considered Like an arachnid or insect is six Yeah I don't know Is that how it works Insect being six Yeah that makes sense Right or like arachnid is spider By the way This is Nick Yusuf's new CD What is it called?

[1899] Oh yeah I forgot about my own album It's called stop not owning this oh that's a smart way to have marketing it uh yeah really stop not owning it ladies gentlemen iTunes and all things comedy dot com please purchase it it's my first album and I'm very proud of it Nick Yusuf old school comedy store veteran yeah dude you go back I know you from well then I meet you probably met you in like parking lot of the comedy store in 2002 2 3 you were you used to work there oh yeah he did the the whole stint like ari like a lot of guys Oh, yeah.

[1900] That's how I met Ari.

[1901] Duncan.

[1902] I worked the phones.

[1903] He was the talent coordinator.

[1904] Duncan did the full stint.

[1905] Oh, I know.

[1906] That's a good stint for comics.

[1907] That's the one place where a comic can get a job, like doing comedy, being surrounded by degenerates on a constant basis, and eventually become a professional comedian to have his own comedy CD.

[1908] Exactly, yeah.

[1909] I love those stories, man. I love watching guys come up in L .A. That was one of the few places where you'd see guys come up.

[1910] Joey D. is starting to do the comedy store again.

[1911] love that man this is a strange dilemma that uh since uhmmy has decided to uh part ways with the comedy move on that's the next stage of uh existence so as we did a great ice house chronicles friday by the way it's i mean tammy pascatelli hannibal bears i mean everybody came in because everyone wanted to talk about it yeah and what everybody wanted to talk about how ridiculous Tommy was yeah and uh yeah it's a great episode well hey man anyone defend him You know, everyone kind of somewhat defended him as being, you know, like this mysterious person, and it's probably going to be the end of that part of the comedy store where it's like, ooh, it's haunted and, oh, Mitzie.

[1912] But I think, you know, I showed a couple of the videos that I made, and I think that kind of silenced everyone like, yeah, he was crazy.

[1913] Well, don't you have, here's the deal, though, to take that job and to try to keep up the legacy.

[1914] of that famed institution of insanity.

[1915] You've got to be a little crazy.

[1916] Nobody else wants that job.

[1917] Nobody else would have done that job.

[1918] They would have turned it into some sort of a corporate whatever, you know, fill in the blank sugar shack.

[1919] The sunset chuckle hut.

[1920] Yeah, exactly.

[1921] I mean, it could have easily been something that it isn't.

[1922] What it is is a very, very bizarre place.

[1923] Like, as far as comedy clubs go, one of the most bizarre places of all time.

[1924] And one of the most historical comedy clubs ever in the world.

[1925] Oh, yeah.

[1926] As far, the art of stand -up comedy, how many historical comedy clubs rival the comedy store?

[1927] Very few, because it's in the same location.

[1928] You know, you have, like, a few other ones, like the Ice House that's older.

[1929] You have the Comedy Magic Club, which is older, the Laugh Factory, which has a lot of historical significance.

[1930] But Laugh Factory is not the same.

[1931] The Laugh Factory is not just, it's a good club.

[1932] It's a great club to work at.

[1933] But as far as, like, a place where when you're there, you're like, holy shit, I'm at the goddamn comedy store.

[1934] you know that was the mecca because the store like produced comics with the ice house and the other ones just have had them come through exactly yeah the store is the one of the only places that produced comics all because of mitsy yeah you know that lady um she helped a lot of comedians me included yeah she helped a lot of comedians i think if they just keep the open mics uh as strong as it is there i mean like sundays and mondays there uh you know they have a really good open mic program kill Tony on top of that is you know really good for the open mic i think that you'll still be able to make new comics there and it will still be a good place for hiring comics as employees letting them kind of graduate through the system yeah and now that you know you remove some of the crazy aspect as far as like the real negative crazy there was just too much ego and madness and just too much intolerable madness is the best way to describe it like you're not dealing with rational people you're dealing with someone who's intolerably crazy And it's not that the whole intolerable crew is removed.

[1935] There's still some intolerable behind the scenes, folks.

[1936] But it's way better now.

[1937] It's at least gotten 50 % better.

[1938] And that other group you never see ever, ever, ever there.

[1939] So it's...

[1940] It doesn't matter.

[1941] Yeah.

[1942] And you could also go online and see what women they're out of town.

[1943] And just go then those days.

[1944] Yeah, but that makes you seem like a stalker.

[1945] You know, I love the improv, man. I did one thing that changed my act quite a bit is when I left the story.

[1946] door and I started doing the improv, I found audiences that aren't heckling.

[1947] They're not like constantly heckling.

[1948] They actually have crowd control.

[1949] And then I also noticed that they have two shows a night.

[1950] They'll do an 8 o 'clock show and 10 o 'clock show, which is way better for like the audience's attention span.

[1951] And it made me realize like the comedy store is like lifting weights with like a weight vest on running up a hill, you know?

[1952] When you get through that place, the great thing about that is you go anywhere else and you're fucking golden.

[1953] Yeah.

[1954] The regular audiences will be so much easier than the audiences that you deal with on a weekly basis of the store.

[1955] Oh yeah, going up like after 12 comics, 5, 6 of them are just like crushing the crowd's drunk, they've been there for three hours.

[1956] And if anything topical happens by the time you get up on stage, it's been discussed 50 fucking times.

[1957] Yeah.

[1958] There was a one time when Ari was working there and the Chinese fighter pilot crashed with an American fighter jet and the guy's name was Wong Wei.

[1959] That was name, W -O -N -G -W -E -I, everybody did a joke on it.

[1960] Nobody saw anybody else's set, but everybody came in and did a long way.

[1961] Is this real life?

[1962] Long way.

[1963] Do you know the guy's name was?

[1964] Wong way.

[1965] And at a certain point in time, the audience is like, are we being trolled?

[1966] Is this like an inside joke?

[1967] Do they not know that everybody before them has done a long way joke?

[1968] Right.

[1969] Even crowd work sometimes.

[1970] Yes.

[1971] If you go up, like where are you from and someone else will answer.

[1972] He's from Lancaster.

[1973] Yeah.

[1974] How the fuck did you know?

[1975] Because he's been asked 10 times.

[1976] Yeah.

[1977] I love the fact that this happened because it seems like a lot of comics are coming back to this place that didn't really want to come.

[1978] By the way, Tosh wanted to apologize for shaking your hand weird last time he saw him.

[1979] Daniel?

[1980] Yeah.

[1981] But it was cool, like, seeing Tosh and seeing...

[1982] What?

[1983] Yeah, he said, tell Rogan, I'm sorry about how I shook your hand.

[1984] What is he talking about?

[1985] He's an interesting guy.

[1986] He's a great guy.

[1987] He seemed very...

[1988] I love that, dude.

[1989] He didn't shake my hand weird at all.

[1990] I don't know what he's talking about.

[1991] if you told me to say that too.

[1992] Comics are super sensitive, man. Comics are super sensitive.

[1993] There's weird shit that'll stick in a comic's head, and then they'll bring it up.

[1994] Like, you know, there was this time where, you know, I said this thing and I probably shouldn't have said like, what are you talking about?

[1995] Like, I don't even know what the fuck you said.

[1996] Yeah.

[1997] Like, oh, I made a joke about something.

[1998] I really didn't mean it.

[1999] I'm like, I don't remember it at all.

[2000] So it's like, you're carrying on to that?

[2001] Like, you're holding on to, like, something they said that you might misconstrue as a slight or as a joke that you might not take it well?

[2002] Some comics are, like, super sensitive.

[2003] Oh, yeah.

[2004] Because you saw what you want to be, like, you know, liked and respected, and you're just, like, always worried about saying the wrong thing.

[2005] Because no one knows who you are yet, and you're just like, I want to make friends, make a good first impression.

[2006] But a guy like Daniel Tosh, like, he shouldn't be so sensitive.

[2007] That's weird.

[2008] Multi -millionaire.

[2009] I know.

[2010] Awesome, beautiful man. He's a good dude.

[2011] He's fun to be around, too.

[2012] He's hilarious, too.

[2013] He's, like, candor.

[2014] When you talk to him about, like, other comedians and shit, Like he was ragging on this one comedian that he's had difficulties with.

[2015] It was goddamn hilarious.

[2016] Brian Callan and I were crying, laughing.

[2017] It was really funny.

[2018] That's funny.

[2019] It's very interesting.

[2020] But the improv has guys like that are there all the time.

[2021] I wonder if guys like that will start showing up at the store now, too.

[2022] Yeah, David Spade was there yesterday.

[2023] Did he do a set?

[2024] Is he going to stand -up again?

[2025] I guess so.

[2026] How was it?

[2027] It was all right.

[2028] He was working on a couple new bits.

[2029] He had like notes up there with him.

[2030] But he had some funny stuff about like going skiing for the the first time he had like a story on that and all the names of all the slopes were like these like horrifying like evil names are like hitler's abortion was one of them just stuff like it it was really funny but you can tell he's like developing it and it's like it's interesting to see him right do stand up live well he probably like took some time off doing a lot of tv and movies and shit and then a lot of those guys they lose their chops man they don't they have like a hard struggle to try to get back yeah you know getting back Norm McDonald's been there a few times.

[2031] Yeah, Norm's been coming there.

[2032] I love him.

[2033] I love him.

[2034] If he comes, I'll kidnap him and drag him to this podcast studio.

[2035] Oh, yeah.

[2036] I love Norm.

[2037] I'd love to do it, but, uh, what time?

[2038] I don't drive.

[2039] What time is that say?

[2040] He's like, he's a character, man. He's a character.

[2041] We were on a plane with him once, and all the way on the plane, he's talking about how he quit smoking.

[2042] Yeah, yeah, quit smoking.

[2043] He's like, he lands immediately goes and buy cigarettes.

[2044] Brian, let me bum a cigarette.

[2045] He immediately ran and got a pack of cigarettes And he was outside I guess I'm smoking again That's so funny But the funniest guys are like that man They're just nutty Yeah They're just nutty You know That's um That comes with the territory right So have you been asked a million times If you'll go back to the comedy store At least 10 Right Not a million but at least 10 And do Friday Kilt or Monday No That's not that's not that's not a million That's not happening.

[2046] But I'm happy.

[2047] I'm happy that the place will get more normal.

[2048] Yeah, yeah.

[2049] That's for sure.

[2050] And this would be more relaxed.

[2051] There's just too much insanity there with that guy running shit.

[2052] Absolutely.

[2053] He was, you know, I don't hate the guy, but there's just certain levels of intolerable bullshit where you're just like, okay.

[2054] You're too crazy.

[2055] You're too crazy you run this.

[2056] Matter of time.

[2057] Well, you know.

[2058] That clip.

[2059] I'm more talented.

[2060] haunted than anyone here.

[2061] The most talented person in this building.

[2062] Oh, God.

[2063] You don't know how much power and money's behind me. That's right.

[2064] The building likes me. Yeah.

[2065] So happy.

[2066] Someone was saying like it would have been great if the way they fired him was they bring him into an office and they go like, well, it's not just that, Tommy.

[2067] Let me start with that And then they fire him It's just not that And then he goes No, it's not that It is just that this time You're done How much a tour do you're doing?

[2068] Not as much as I'd like But I'm going to Chicago With Ari at the end of August Oh shit Oh shit Where are you guys going Where are you guys going?

[2069] Zanies downtown That's a good spot Yeah We're doing one night And we're going to hang out The city for a couple days Beautiful I open for Bobby still Which is good um bobby lee bobby lee yeah beautiful he's a good dude yeah he really is he's one of those guys that like is he's good to younger people you know yeah a lot of guys like get get to the top or wherever and then they're just like they either quit stand up or they don't have any time for newer guys and stuff but he's always been super cool yeah he got shit on a little bit when he was coming up you know so I think because of that you know he had a bunch of issues with guys that were you know that he was working with that just either didn't pay him or fucked with him or so he's he's super nice to people yeah that are coming up now yeah it's pretty great he takes care of comics and like he gives like even like way new comics that are like oh I'd like to like open for you on a local thing and he'll like you know let him have a few minutes just because he knows you know he remembers what that was like yeah doing an not an open mic of any kind and this is going to be 80 people there like 200 they're like you know and he's like because it'll be like like something local and he's like yeah if i can come down to do five minutes yeah camaraderie between comics is one of the coolest things yeah it's one of the coolest things because it's uh it's one of the things about the store as well is the store because everybody we're all hung out there like you really fostered that sort of camaraderie yeah there was so much fun just in that back parking lot area just the hilarious conversations that we've had back there yeah you know that was just uh it was a mad mad club are we running out of time three minutes left three minutes and we turn into a pumpkin So everybody go buy Nick Usess, Yusuf's new CD, and it is, what is it called?

[2070] Why?

[2071] Stop not owning this.

[2072] Stop not owning this.

[2073] And is it available on iTunes?

[2074] It is on iTunes and all thingscom .com.

[2075] For those of you who hate iTunes, I also get more money if you buy it on all thingscomedy .com.

[2076] But if you're an iTunes guy, totally go there.

[2077] It's on there.

[2078] Rate it and review it.

[2079] I think that helps, right?

[2080] Yes.

[2081] Yeah, it'll definitely help.

[2082] And this will help too.

[2083] So Nick Yusuf, follow him on Twitter.

[2084] It's Y -O -U -S -E -F.

[2085] That's Y -O -U -S -E -F, and Nick is spelled normal.

[2086] N -I -C -K.

[2087] Yeah.

[2088] No Q. N -I -K.

[2089] Well, hey, man, thanks for doing this.

[2090] This is fun, man. We've got to do it more often.

[2091] Yeah, I love it.

[2092] We learned so much about praying man. This isn't all that great shit fracking.

[2093] I didn't know anything about.

[2094] This was fun.

[2095] And it was actually sort of like work in some way.

[2096] Right.

[2097] I think we hijacked the system.

[2098] Nick Yusuf, ladies and gentlemen, powerful Nick Yusuf.

[2099] Please go.

[2100] Go out and buy his shit.

[2101] It's a very funny comedian.

[2102] Thanks to our sponsors.

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[2106] Thanks to Squarespace for just nothing but positive feedback.

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[2120] Tomorrow, Shooter Jennings, son of the great Wayland Jennings.

[2121] That's right, bitch.

[2122] Respect.

[2123] Until then, much love and big kisses.

[2124] M -W -W -W -M -W -M -W.

[2125] See ya.