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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] And welcome to my favorite murder.
[2] That's Georgia Hardstar.
[3] Thank you.
[4] That's Karen Kilgara.
[5] You're welcome.
[6] Um, but Frank.
[7] That's a dog snuffling excitedly.
[8] Frank.
[9] Frank's doing a thing on the bed where he's just running his nose.
[10] He's driving his nose back and forth along the bed.
[11] Oh, it feels good.
[12] Did you get some inches?
[13] It feels good.
[14] How's it going?
[15] It's going.
[16] man it's good we're recording mondays now it is a change though Mondays are a different vibe they are Tuesdays sometimes Wednesdays if we were really going to push it yeah Mondays is like we're getting it together yeah so if we're missing like if Bitcoin explodes on Wednesday and we don't somehow you're like how are they not talking about Bitcoin and Dogecoin it's because Bitcoin is the new American currency why aren't they even addressing in the fan cult we only accept doge coin now because it's cute so get used to it there's a lot of that kind of stuff that i'm like i'm pretending that i can ignore it where it's like well that i'm old it doesn't apply to me where it's like yeah that's exactly how you basically get sucked under by culture yeah does money apply to you because oh please yes i hope i you know i stay young by reading reddit and reading up on what happens in reddit they keep me young man those commenters.
[17] I stay young with emolients and moisturizers.
[18] Slathering them all over.
[19] I stay young by eating the blood of no. Careful.
[20] Oh shit.
[21] I almost gave away my secret.
[22] My secret for this.
[23] You'll give away the skin.
[24] You'll be attacked by Q and on if you start making jobs like that.
[25] I will say, so I had lunch with my mom today.
[26] Speaking of which.
[27] I was just going to say, She looks incredible.
[28] She's like seven and five.
[29] Is a hot piece.
[30] She's a gorgeous woman.
[31] She has no had no work done.
[32] I'm 40 and have had more work done than she has.
[33] And she used to bathe in the sun with Crisco on as a child.
[34] And she looks incredible.
[35] Is she, does she eat a certain type of diet?
[36] No. She doesn't adhere to a certain this or that.
[37] No, we're big.
[38] were big red wines red wine you know she's healthy she eats well i'm like can i get a piece of those jeans hopefully you're my real mother because yeah keep this is where it all comes out i know i start to age terribly and she's like well got something i got to tell you uh she also has amazing hair oh a main it's a main truly the first time i saw her uh she walked in when we were um decorating for your wedding and she came in with sunglasses on her head and this head of hair I was like is Gloria Steinem here?
[39] Who is that?
[40] It was crazy.
[41] She looks she looks like she hasn't actually worked hard her whole entire life, which she absolutely has and had three children who were very rambunctious.
[42] Yes.
[43] At once basically.
[44] Yeah.
[45] Both my parents.
[46] Yeah.
[47] Back to back.
[48] Oh, you know what I'm just thinking.
[49] How much older is your sister than you?
[50] 18 months, baby.
[51] is yours.
[52] Oh, shit.
[53] Oh, you're Irish twins too.
[54] We're Irish twins.
[55] Uh, I was a gift, not an accident.
[56] She always tells me that.
[57] Then don't bring it up.
[58] They don't bring it up.
[59] I don't need to know anything, Bill.
[60] That's, I don't need to know that.
[61] You don't have to blame yourself for all the troubles of their marriage, Georgia.
[62] If you just didn't know that no, it has nothing to do with you.
[63] It has nothing.
[64] You know what?
[65] Maybe that's what keeps Janet's skin so tight is she just keeps telling the truth like dude it's very dude uh what am i doing was there did you have a little story about a you told me some people got shots out oh yeah i wanted to give a shout out to the shout out that the weed erinos got what yeah in um an article in vulture by um kevin cortez wrote an article called the white and one wonderful world of weed podcasts, which amen.
[66] I thought it was just Doug Benson.
[67] I didn't know there was a wide world.
[68] It's Doug Benson and our friend Henry Zabrowski of Last Podcasts on the Left, who did you know that last podcast on the left had herb grinders in their merch store that sold out immediately?
[69] That's awesome.
[70] And then they're also going to launch official podcast weed vapes in the future.
[71] So God's work, gentlemen.
[72] The ultimate crossover.
[73] Well done, boys.
[74] But so then it says, and beyond the category of podcast creators, there are the weed arenos, the weeded, my favorite murder murderinos fans who congregate and bond over pot on Facebook.
[75] Whether they, just like they're making the stigma of smoking weed, less so.
[76] And so I want to give them a shout out for their shout out.
[77] And we support you.
[78] And here's how you do that.
[79] You go, hey, man. Hey man. Hey man. Cool, man. Beer funds.
[80] Wheat arenas represent.
[81] That's right.
[82] Thank you for listening.
[83] Thank you for 420ing.
[84] We accept all types in this community.
[85] We appreciate you and we think we can learn from you.
[86] Two.
[87] I'm not high right now.
[88] Believe it or not.
[89] God, I wish I had a piece of news for you, but I truly, I mean, I've done a lot.
[90] I've done a lot of patting myself on the back because I do the dishes every morning.
[91] Karen, can I just tell you how much more that is than I do every day, every day, quarantine or not?
[92] I mean, but I'm almost doing it just so I'm like, don't, you know, well, here's a better way.
[93] to say it.
[94] I had a couple people over.
[95] It started as I was going to have one person over to eat dinner who had also had their second shot a while ago.
[96] And then people started hearing about it.
[97] So we had had a, like basically it was a four person dinner party, which is how I discovered I only had two forks left total.
[98] Can you fucking believe that shit?
[99] I was like, I don't notice, right?
[100] I just use the one and then the other one's in the sink.
[101] And it doesn't really, it didn't come.
[102] come up for me. And then when I went to grab forks, there was two.
[103] And I was just like, well, this is very embarrassing.
[104] Bring your own fork.
[105] B .I .O .A .O. F. Thank God, though, we ordered so much Chinese food.
[106] The Chinchin just gave us so many not just chopsticks, but forks that it was covered easily.
[107] And everyone didn't care.
[108] But I was, the point of the story was that at the end of the night, everyone went home and it was, of course, very short because we all got exhausted immediately.
[109] Point being, we all, when everyone went home and I laid down to watch my British procedures and go to sleep on the couch, I was filled with what can only be described as like an effervescent feeling that I haven't had in a year and a half or since I've been around more than two dogs or like one other person before it was the weird it was the weirdest thing where I finally got the sense of how empty my tank is in terms of just like actually being a human being because I laid down I was like I felt like it had been my birthday party and it and it literally was like four of us eating Chinese food and that's it it was not that big of a deal at all and I was like kind of giggly and then I just went holy fuck this is what it's a reset button on everyone's social life I feel like we can reassess what we want it to look like how we want to like arrive and present ourselves yeah but but it's the I didn't understand I think we've all been coping and I think the coping meeting the second vaccination were now transitioning out of coping and into trying to start over, and that in -between phase is very odd and painful and problematic, probably.
[110] It's going to create issues.
[111] And it's also, it's like you can't cope and acknowledge how, like, not great it is.
[112] You know what I mean?
[113] You just have to get through it and, like, not think about it.
[114] Yeah.
[115] So the fact, the first, you know, the first one was just like, oh, my God.
[116] It was like, it was so.
[117] exciting for something very standard of just like eating eating some food and chit -chatting the fork revelation is a big one though I feel like that's how to be remedied before the quarantine's over where did they go I haven't left this house I it's not like you know when you used to I would I definitely did this all the time where I'd be running late and throw something together to bring in the car I've seen you in the offices with silverware I thought you were just posh showing off.
[118] Yeah, I like to show off spoons.
[119] Look, this is mine, I say, to people right now.
[120] I would freeze to eat yogurt off of plastic.
[121] It's bad for the environment.
[122] First of all, these are forks.
[123] So that, like, I don't take dinner anywhere.
[124] Like, the whole idea of it is so odd.
[125] And I just can't imagine where they are or where they went.
[126] It's vulnerable for you to admit it.
[127] I just keep buying more.
[128] It's really strong.
[129] And soups.
[130] I hate little spoons and little fork.
[131] So you can't buy Lart, whatever.
[132] Let's talk about, this is called cutlery corner.
[133] Cutlery Corner.
[134] Remember, remember we used to watch?
[135] Oh, remember the Knife show?
[136] Yes.
[137] This is early days.
[138] This is another Vince.
[139] Vince is great at like Stoner TV.
[140] He's really good at it.
[141] And so the Knife show, which was just a QVC, like off -brand QVC knives, all kinds of of knives, knives, not like dinner knives, but like knives sets, Bowie Bowie Bowie Knives, David Bowie Knives.
[142] David Bowie Knives, yeah.
[143] Swords and just anything you, your little heart desires.
[144] And then the hosts were just like precious.
[145] They were amazing.
[146] And it was always when we were back in the hotel room after live shows.
[147] Hey, Karen, if you've seen this episode of Forensic Files, Turn on Channel, whatever the fuck.
[148] texting between rooms.
[149] Then there was one where we were like, turn on the TV.
[150] Paul Holes is on an old episode of like Dateline, remember?
[151] Yep.
[152] Yeah, where he was reppping 1993 forensics.
[153] That's right.
[154] When he was just like, guys, I'm telling you, the new thing is going to be.
[155] Yeah.
[156] Please don't spit at the crime scene anymore.
[157] When you're cleaning up the scene, it really fucks things up.
[158] Yeah.
[159] Please.
[160] It's really important.
[161] Yeah.
[162] Yeah, that's just my, that's my um the end of quarantine adjustment period i think is people need to really give themselves some room no big moves um there's going to be big feelings try to surf right through those um you know take a walk go outside that's helpful beautiful out there man um pretty nice at springtime can i tell you speaking and going for walks we've been like trying to find outdoor things to do with my nephews you know because they don't like to eat masks or I say that because my sister had to kept yelling at five -year -old Joe, stop eating your mask because he likes to suck it into his mouth and chew on it.
[163] Joe, baby, stop eating your mask and then let's lose too young to wear one, you know.
[164] So we went to Train Town in Griffith Park, which is just this lovely little, they have old trains that you can walk in and see what they're like and stuff and kids love trains.
[165] So my nephew who's 10 there was there and he's kind of, Micah.
[166] I was kind of, you know, over it.
[167] He's a big kid now.
[168] He likes anime.
[169] So he kept saying, Georgia, are you going to get recognized?
[170] Auntie Georgia, are you going to get recognized?
[171] And I was like, if someone doesn't fucking walk up to me with my favorite murder shirt on right now and hug me, he's going to be so disappointed in me. I almost wanted to pay someone.
[172] But then when we left, we were in the parking lot and someone, this lovely lady did.
[173] And I was like, well, you go find my nephew and tell him that you know who I am.
[174] That's it.
[175] And then I text him because now he's a text.
[176] Or that's Nora's a texter too now I get to text her anytime who gave you a phone kid she got a um for Christmas she got to get a phone because everybody else was getting one teenager though so I feel like that's okay yeah she is not um but does he not have a phone he gets to text on his parents phone no he has his own phone now and I offered him my like old laptop to play games and stuff on and they were like no he's fine he has a gaming laptop like he's a gamer now.
[177] And they were like, we're good.
[178] Thanks.
[179] See, that's a thing.
[180] L .A. Like, L .A. 10 is NorCal 14.
[181] Totally.
[182] I always said this growing up.
[183] There were kids whose parents would get divorced, the dad would move to L .A. And then the summer, that kid would go down to L .A. And when they came back, they were literally like two years ahead of everybody else in our town.
[184] So I'm going to donate it.
[185] There's like a really good program where you can donate old electronics, not old, you know, electronics to schools that are in need of those things.
[186] Oh, good.
[187] Yeah, I'm going to do that.
[188] But Micah don't fucking need my shit.
[189] Yeah.
[190] Should we do exactly right corner?
[191] Yeah, we get, let's make some announcements.
[192] Yeah, we got some good ones, guys.
[193] This is a huge one that's been in the works for a long time.
[194] We are so honored and excited to bring these two brilliant young women.
[195] to your life because everyone needs to know them and love them the way we do.
[196] And full credit, Georgia, Georgia's the one who discovered these guys.
[197] Their podcast existed beforehand.
[198] She was a fan.
[199] And, and then she said, I think these guys would be perfect to be on the network and bring a completely new genre to the network, which is really exciting.
[200] These are going to be your best friends.
[201] Guys, the true beauty Brooklyn podcast.
[202] hosted by estheticians and just badass entrepreneurs, Alex Shapiro and Elizabeth Taylor.
[203] Yes, that Elizabeth Taylor, are coming at you this Friday, April 30th.
[204] We are so freaking stoked.
[205] So they're bringing the vibe of their Brooklyn Beauty Studio to life.
[206] So of course they're giving everybody.
[207] They're answering your questions about the science behind healthy and beautiful skin, and things like eyebrow shaping and all this stuff.
[208] that you want to know stuff like that.
[209] But they're also inviting friends and guests who are experts, who identify as women and they're members of the LGBTQ plus community and other groups that have been historically marginalized.
[210] They're sharing not just their tips and tricks, but their life's journey with us.
[211] And it's basically beauty school for all.
[212] Yeah, that's right.
[213] So you can hear the trailer of a true beauty Brooklyn.
[214] see it's not the easiest thing to say fast but you can hear their trailer at the end of this episode and then their network premieres tomorrow Friday April 30th on the exactly right podcast network that's exactly right and every Friday there's going to be a new episode so what's really cool too is that their back catalog of so they've done this for a long time so you can go back and listen to all those episodes as well so I will say this again and I will always say this rate review subscribe to your favorite podcast that is that is the bread and butter of how you get visibility go ahead and it's I would say I would order that I know that's the way people have memorized to say it but I would say subscribe absolutely rate yes those are the two important ones because that's how you let people know I love this podcast and I'm listening to this podcast yes and then the reviews just a cherry on top it definitely does count and which yes you know important so please any podcast you'd love is it's really important to do those things for them and you know and welcome true beauty Brooklyn we're so happy to have you yes welcome ladies Alex and Elizabeth we're so happy to have you on board and speaking of people that we are working with these days of course everyone knows everyone heard our big announcement that we are now in partnership with Nick Terry who makes those amazing MFM animated cartoons animations for us and we love them dearly everyone has loved him so much and now he's actually working with us so go to the YouTube page where you can watch all of the Nick Terry videos and now hot on the heels of that partnership there is merch.
[215] That's right.
[216] So go watch all of the incredible.
[217] There's like 20 something videos at YouTube .com slash exactly right media again please subscribe.
[218] But then go to my favorite murder .com for your shirts, mugs, and coosies with the infamous cocaine bear and mothman characters on it.
[219] And there's also new designs with the full cast members that have ever been in his videos.
[220] And they are so to be like, oh my God, that's even us.
[221] We're like, oh my God, that's so and so that's this character.
[222] It's that character.
[223] And there's a really cute one of the two of us.
[224] Um, that I, it's just Moth man and and skeleton girl.
[225] We can, we'll call it.
[226] Yeah, it's really great.
[227] Uh, more things.
[228] This podcast will kill you.
[229] They're doing COVID -19 frontline workers.
[230] And I said, no gifts has Jimmy freaking Kimmel on it.
[231] And Bridger and Jimmy have known each other for a long time.
[232] So it's a great episode.
[233] Yeah.
[234] Okay.
[235] One more piece of business.
[236] So I know we're businessing you out.
[237] But this one's a big one.
[238] We're very excited because as we announced, our second book will be coming out, which we're very excited about.
[239] And our publisher forged books, they are doing a give of giveaway for our listeners it's a sweepstakes actually um so it's it's sdgm swag two lucky winners will receive ultra rare an ultra rare SSDGM lunchbox a brand new copy of our paperback which is available mail 11th and other cool uh merchie stuff inside of that it's very cool So enter your chance to win and see rules and regulations.
[240] We legally have to say this.
[241] Go to bit.
[242] Go to bit .ly.
[243] So bit .l -y slash SSDGM prize pack.
[244] I know that's a long one.
[245] We'll put it on the website.
[246] You can find all the links in our social media as well.
[247] And we'll announce the winners here in two weeks.
[248] Yeah.
[249] So if you want a lunchbox, if you want one of the two lunch boxes, then get on there and try to get it.
[250] That's right.
[251] That's right.
[252] That reminds me of the 90s.
[253] when there was a drug dealer girl who used to carry a lunchbox around at all the comedy shows and sell out of her lunchbox.
[254] That's so entrepreneur.
[255] And hip.
[256] That was definitely a thing.
[257] The lunchbox is back in the 90s.
[258] One of those going to come back.
[259] Right now.
[260] Did you hear the announcement?
[261] Oh, you're going to come a drug dealer?
[262] No, our sweepstakes.
[263] Oh, yeah.
[264] Carry a lunchbox with their fucking mugs on our faces on it.
[265] Oh, I wish there was a thermos.
[266] in there, man, the matching thermos.
[267] Too late.
[268] I'm on a podcast that I'd like to plug this week called In Recovery, and it's hosted by Dr. Harrison, and she is just, she fixed me in an hour on a Zoom call, if you can fucking believe it.
[269] She was so good.
[270] I really opened up to her, and I'm really proud of how it turned out.
[271] And so rate, review, and subscribe to that podcast.
[272] It's on Lemonada Media.
[273] It's a great podcast, and it's really helpful for people to.
[274] And support Lemon Auto Media because that's a all women run podcast network.
[275] That's right.
[276] That's right.
[277] And they're doing great stuff over there.
[278] Ladies to the front.
[279] Ladies to that front.
[280] Kathleen Hannah.
[281] Kathleen Hannah.
[282] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
[283] Absolutely.
[284] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash.
[285] Exactly.
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[304] Goodbye.
[305] Should we go in?
[306] This is a quilt episode.
[307] Should we go into our intros?
[308] Let's quilt it up, maybe.
[309] Come on.
[310] Am I first, Stephen?
[311] Yep, you're first this week.
[312] Okay.
[313] What you got?
[314] So this is, God, it's just, it's like one more big announcement.
[315] This, my story this week is from, if you heard this episode, it was in the 20, maybe six hours that it was posted in 2019 before we had to pull it right back down for legal issues.
[316] It's the infamous Lost Glasgow episode.
[317] And yeah, we had to pull it down for legal issues.
[318] But, um, Turns out my story was in the clear.
[319] So we're going to share the half that we can share with you this week.
[320] So this is us.
[321] I mean, it feels like it was only yesterday.
[322] It does.
[323] That we were escaping the UK without going to prison.
[324] So this is the Glasgow 2019 show.
[325] And so here's my story of me covering the Beast of Berkshenshaw.
[326] I'm going to do the Beast of Berkenshaw, Peter Manuel.
[327] But man, I don't like this story.
[328] Man. You don't like it?
[329] You know, I try to find the ones that are like kind of weird and kind of interesting that I can go off and then make a ton of jokes about.
[330] This guy's not funny at all.
[331] But amazing.
[332] And, yeah, it's also like those stories that come from like this starts in the 50s.
[333] And just it's like the dark ages of police and detective work.
[334] just like there was nothing anyone had.
[335] They had to find, like, a knife in a hand to get, like, actual hard evidence.
[336] So there's so many situations in this story where they're like, but there's no evidence so they couldn't do it.
[337] Or they, like, put their cigarette out on the evidence on accident, that they were smoking while investigating.
[338] Well, they were calling in photographers from the newspapers to come and stand on evidence real quick before they picked up the evidence.
[339] It was a different time.
[340] Yeah.
[341] Okay.
[342] So I got a lot of information.
[343] on a website called Old Glasgow Murders
[344].Blogspot