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[13] So for Cinephob, we do this thing called re -washingtons.
[14] It's when we will re -watch a movie that we've already done for Cinepho sometimes years ago.
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[18] I think Pentes, you've been on, right?
[19] Can't hardly wait.
[20] Yep.
[21] hardly way he was on that one so we redid the movie jujitsu which i don't know if you've heard of it tony i have not has nicholas cage and frank grillo frank grillo is the the bad guy from captain america winter soldier okay he was a a shield agent but it turns out he's a hydra you know you see his face you know who he is immediately yeah he's uh he's like a character actor yeah he was when i google jiu jitsu i can hear what you're saying oh sorry when i google jujitsu it's uh places i go.
[22] Jiu -Jitsu movie is what you got to Google.
[23] And Tony Jaws in it as well.
[24] But it is absolutely just a predator rip -off.
[25] It is just same thing.
[26] It's an alien comes from out of space to Earth once every six years to fight nine people.
[27] And then it goes home.
[28] So it's basically like...
[29] 2020.
[30] Bloodsport and Predator mixed together.
[31] Like this thing comes for sport, but also it wants like a tournament.
[32] I don't know.
[33] But it got me down a rabbit hole of Predator trivia.
[34] And do you guys know that the original actor cast to play The Predator in Predator was one and only Jean -Claude Van Damme?
[35] Wow.
[36] I did not.
[37] But it also seemed not probable because I knew he was short.
[38] And The Predator in the movie is like 6 -7.
[39] Yep.
[40] And he's 5 '6.
[41] Exactly.
[42] And I don't care about low angles.
[43] When he stand next to Arnold, you need to be tall.
[44] If you're going to fight Arnold, you got to be tall.
[45] If you're going to fight.
[46] Otherwise, it's just like a Liam Neeson thing where they just fight from the waist up.
[47] Yeah.
[48] You don't show the legs.
[49] I wish I would have done that to De Niro in the Irish man. That scene where geriatric, De Niro was beating the guy up in the deli was.
[50] Wow.
[51] Man. It's not necessary.
[52] That's the movie that made me turn on Scorsese.
[53] Really?
[54] Like, he just lost it.
[55] That scene?
[56] Yeah.
[57] That scene and that movie.
[58] But I'll tell you why.
[59] Because for years, I was one of these people like trust the artist.
[60] Let the director.
[61] Why the studio was always hating?
[62] Oh, the studio wanted it.
[63] to shorten this.
[64] Oh, who cares?
[65] I want to see a great movie.
[66] I don't care how long it is.
[67] And then I saw these Scorsese movies he was doing for Netflix where they were like, do whatever you want.
[68] We don't care.
[69] We just want to have our name next to your name.
[70] And I realized, oh, these fuckers actually need an editor.
[71] Like, you need it.
[72] You're awful without it.
[73] You got to have guide real.
[74] He had action Bronson in that movie.
[75] Oh, the boy, though.
[76] I don't care, man. He plays like a shipping guy, right?
[77] No, he's like a mechanic or a butcher or something.
[78] I think he's like looking over like a car or something.
[79] He's doing something.
[80] I'm just like...
[81] He's also randomly in the movie with Pete Davidson It's King of Staten Island Yeah, whatever He's like the random man that's got shot Yeah I just I didn't need that Man, I really talents I didn't like I just feel like Scorsese needs someone to tell him no And if it's the studio He's surrounded by yes men for sure At this point Nothing but yes man But you know what I get it I don't get how Zach Snyder It's surrounded by yes man What was the last good movie This motherfucker made I know he has like a disaster with those Netflix Star Wars spinoff thing is what are they called?
[82] You know why they're disastrous or why they're so Star Wars heavy because apparently he was supposed to do Star Wars Oh and he got like...
[83] And then like the old Star Wars thing was like maybe not.
[84] Can we flip it?
[85] What's a good movie he's made?
[86] That's what I'm asking.
[87] Let's find out.
[88] Because he said the last bad movie.
[89] I want to know the first good movie.
[90] The last bad movie is the last movie he did every time for Zach Snyder at any point in time for me. How do people reach a certain point?
[91] Okay.
[92] Okay.
[93] All right.
[94] That's a banger.
[95] That was 2006.
[96] It was 20 years ago.
[97] Yeah.
[98] But how do people reach a point?
[99] I think I saw this recently with somebody on Amazon who had a deal to create content for Amazon, got paid like 20 million bucks and like did nothing.
[100] How do you get to a point in the world where you're just like, yeah, Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, mag, whoever, give me a ton of money.
[101] We're going to put something out that's terrible because I don't care.
[102] And then we're just all good.
[103] Like, how do you get to that point in life?
[104] They get the money because they've done something else.
[105] Just one good thing.
[106] That's all you need.
[107] You need something.
[108] I mean, that's the key to Hollywood.
[109] It's just like, what have you done?
[110] If you've done something, oh, clearly, you must be cool.
[111] You got something done.
[112] That's how they operate.
[113] And not just something, but something that hits a specific target market.
[114] So, like, Phoebe Waller Bridge did leave back.
[115] That's who you're thinking of from Amazon.
[116] And was it 20 or was it more?
[117] I think she got like 50.
[118] Like some crazy number from Amazon.
[119] And I'm not sure she's done anything.
[120] thing since.
[121] And it was all because Fleabag was such a hit for them and got so many people signed up for Prime because of the critical acclaim that it had, but also of a very specific market.
[122] And so I think that's what they're trying to do is they'll give someone like, hey, go get more of those people that watched your show to come into what it is that we're doing.
[123] Yeah.
[124] So Snyder did Don of the Dead in 04, 300, 06, Watchman in 09 and then one.
[125] Yeah.
[126] What?
[127] Watchman was terrible.
[128] Really?
[129] You didn't like it?
[130] Nope.
[131] I thought it was okay.
[132] I think it was the best thing 300 is the best thing he's done 300 is the best thing he's done 300 by far That that's that to be fair 300 is the kind of shit that gets you Yeah that money A huge kind of money Also man of steel wasn't terrible Yes it was The first one Yes it was no I don't think Every single DC movie I didn't say it was bad I didn't say it was good It's just not terrible Army the dead on Netflix Awful Didn't see it As a creator Once you get to Netflix Unless you're a stand -up comic It's guaranteed your shit's gonna be terrible Yeah there's something about Netflix movies That they're almost because they don't care I don't care Are you talking movies or series movies?
[133] I feel like there's no quality control when it comes to movies.
[134] They're like, just make it for us, please.
[135] I'm like, okay.
[136] So I'll do whatever.
[137] I think the last good movie I saw that was a Netflix movie was Red Notice.
[138] Yeah, Red Notice was fun.
[139] Have you seen Hitman yet?
[140] Hitman's like.
[141] As an original Netflix movie, I thought it was great.
[142] Yeah, that's okay.
[143] It's got really good.
[144] It's Glenn Powell.
[145] It's Glenn Howards.
[146] Glenn Howards and it's Blackberry.
[147] Yeah, but that was that was who.
[148] But it's Richard Link later, and it's for Netflix's original movies.
[149] And I thought it was great.
[150] I really enjoyed it.
[151] It has 95 % of Rotten Tomatoes, which I know is like, whatever.
[152] But I really enjoyed it.
[153] I thought it was entertaining.
[154] I mean, I like the premise of it, but I didn't think it was amazing.
[155] I'm not super sold on him.
[156] Glenn Powell?
[157] Yeah, I just see him as over saturation too fast.
[158] He's okay.
[159] He's not great.
[160] I think we're just desperate for like a good looking white guy.
[161] The guy from Twisters, dude.
[162] I have a main dude in Twisters.
[163] He's in a, he's also in Maverick.
[164] gun yeah he's okay was he playing maver he's like the new ice man okay yeah yeah i got you i see and then he's in like now everything yeah now he's like he's in hit man who he's in the dark night rises who was he was he was in the dark night rises who was he was in the dark night i think that so he's a nobody was yeah he was nobody at the time which is crazy there's a lot of movies like it's cool to see people that uh you look back at a movie and you're like yo this guy was in it but he's stuck with it he was a lemming have you seen the cast of black hawk down have ever looked at no i haven't oh hold on yeah what else black hawk down black hawk okay sorry that's different so just reading off the very first slide on Google 2001 yeah Josh Hartnick Eric Banna Ewan McGregor Tom Hardy Tom Seismore Orlando Bloom William Fickner who is the guy in the dark night who gets the yeah yeah Billy Fickner yeah character actor has been around forever Jason Isaacs Tyler Burrell who plays the dad in modern family in modern family he plays like the funny dad let me keep going Sam Shepard who he plays General Garrison Jeremy Piven Ari Gold He plays a pilot Nicolaug Costa Waldo Who is Jamie Lannister The Kingslayer From Game of Thrones Yes And then it gets a little Down there You and Bremer He's like He's been in a bunch of stuff But he's not as well known Kim Coats Who played TIG On Sons of Anarchy Okay I'm gonna like that show But he's there Gabriel I don't know to say That guy's name But he ended up being a guy Richard Gabriel I don't know How to say his name He ended up being a guy But he has a very distinct face And then Richard Tyson, who was the bad guy, the dad in kindergarten cop.
[165] What?
[166] Yeah, this guy.
[167] That's the dad of kindergarten cop.
[168] He really made a life for himself.
[169] Yeah, it gets like, obviously, but just the first four lines are just like all A -listers now.
[170] As an actor like that, that you, because you said a couple of guys that were like, they're on the cusp.
[171] Yeah, I remember.
[172] I'm like, you in Bremmer, he's been in stuff.
[173] Do you live good as an actor like that who's kind of on the cusp and not really?
[174] Like, do you have a day job?
[175] No, so, so the, what do you do?
[176] Define on the cusp.
[177] Like, are you in things?
[178] Like, he was in this, but what was the last thing he was in?
[179] So this is 2001.
[180] This is what we call a working actor.
[181] Yeah, he's working.
[182] He's not a star, but he's working.
[183] He's working.
[184] Like, so he's not making like $10 million, whatever, but he's pretty much he's making, like, a decent salary.
[185] As long as he keeps working, and then you get the residuals and all the other stuff.
[186] Maybe you do a couple commercials here and there, whatever.
[187] So, but for most of these guys, like, they need to keep working.
[188] So their agents have to keep trying to get them roles.
[189] Kevin Pollock.
[190] Oh, yeah.
[191] All -Star working actor.
[192] Yeah, he might be richer than a working actor.
[193] So whenever in casino, the guy who they sign up to build a casino, that actor, that guy's been in everything.
[194] His big claim to him is he does a De Niro in person.
[195] Yeah, but he's like unusual suspects.
[196] He's at end of days.
[197] He's in casino.
[198] He's in a bunch of stuff, been to stuff for years.
[199] That's from like 30 years ago, though.
[200] No, but still, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, like, 70 years old.
[201] He's 66 now.
[202] I mean, hey, retirement's not cheap, buddy.
[203] You're working longer than ever.
[204] You got any more facts on Van Dam as in The Predator?
[205] Oh, man. I want to say some of these for synophobes.
[206] Okay, okay.
[207] But I'll give you one more because this is...
[208] Can I give the plot really quick to Jiu -Jitsu?
[209] Yes, please do.
[210] So every six years, an ancient order of expert Jiu -Jitsu fighters faces a vicious race of alien invaders in a battle for Earth.
[211] For thousands of years, invaders have lost to Earth's defenders up until now, Earth's future is in Jeopardy.
[212] So I guess the expert Jiu -Jitsu fighters are now no more, and now we have to make sure that we find them.
[213] Yeah.
[214] And Nick Cage has a sword, which last time I checked, I don't remember Jiu -Jitsu having a sword.
[215] No, there's the very little actual Jiu -Jitsu in the movie, Jiu -Jitsu.
[216] What?
[217] That's the thing to remember.
[218] Wait, so the aliens come and they've lost to...
[219] To Earth.
[220] So Earth has won a lot.
[221] No. The alien comes every six years, whoops everybody's ass and goes home.
[222] Oh, okay.
[223] So the humans have not won in a long time.
[224] No, we haven't won.
[225] This is also Mortal Kombat.
[226] This is Wikipedia.
[227] But there's more combat.
[228] It's pretty accurate.
[229] But the other thing about it is in the movie, they try to assert that the aliens are the ones that taught us Jiu -Jitsu.
[230] Alien technology.
[231] The pyramids.
[232] Also, the alien, I can't figure out whether it's the same guy.
[233] I've got to sound for this.
[234] Is it the race of aliens?
[235] Thank you.
[236] Or is it like this one alien who's like, you know what I like to do?
[237] Just keeps coming back.
[238] Every six years, I like to take a little break.
[239] It's like the Olympics for him.
[240] They're not even Olympics.
[241] It's like, I got him, like, going to work every day coming on.
[242] He's got a tie.
[243] He's got a short -sleeve shirt.
[244] Comes home.
[245] His boss yells at him.
[246] His wife is nagging.
[247] The kids are crying.
[248] He's like, I need a break.
[249] He looks at his calendar.
[250] The annual trip to Earth's coming up.
[251] Circled up.
[252] It's really big.
[253] His wife says, all right, so we're having dinner on the Lourb's Day.
[254] Like, no, you know it's my big trip.
[255] I'm going to Earth.
[256] I plan this trip.
[257] I got to go whoop this human's ass.
[258] Yeah.
[259] Then he goes and it's like, oh, finally, some peace and quiet.
[260] Billy thoughts No, that's true Did you guys know I saw this online The other day That Jeff Goldblum is white Orlando Jones Yes, I saw the side by side Have you seen this before today?
[261] It's like Troyickman being white JZ Yes, it's the same genre I never considered it Future and Glend close Also like Orlando Jones What happened to him?
[262] That's a good question He had like a moment And he wasn't bad I think seven up went out of business and that was like Nah, seven of still in business Yeah, but they're not like big like before That was his big thing, they're like mental Is he like, remember what we're trying to think about Who had a marketing budget?
[263] Seven up or something?
[264] No, no, remember he was at seven, make seven Make seven of yours.
[265] Yeah, that was his commercial.
[266] Thanks.
[267] He was in like evolution.
[268] But that was it.
[269] That qualified for cinema for like a month And then it got bumped up?
[270] And it got bumped up.
[271] It is like a like a borderline good movie.
[272] I liked it.
[273] What happens if like you've done a movie that then gets bumped out of it?
[274] Do you remove it from your archives?
[275] Have to delete it, yeah.
[276] Not only that.
[277] We have one of those men in black neuralizers, and we forget we ever did it.
[278] There it is, yeah.
[279] Mike Fuentes just saw it.
[280] It's the glasses mostly.
[281] I think the glasses are doing a lot of work.
[282] No, they have the same smile.
[283] It's like that toothy smile.
[284] Orlando Jones is huge.
[285] Very long teeth.
[286] Yeah, long, like, and a lot of teeth showing.
[287] I mean, there's really a shark.
[288] A certain number of combinations of ways, you know, human facial structures can be made, right?
[289] Who's the black version of you?
[290] I don't know.
[291] Wow.
[292] I don't know.
[293] Mr. Kate listeners?
[294] it's time to find out, submit your best black version of Billy Gill.
[295] Be sure to tag Mike Fuentes and all of those posts.
[296] We had a buddy that I went to high school with.
[297] His name was Mark.
[298] And then a lot of the guys that I went to high school with ended up playing sports at UM baseball.
[299] And there was a guy that looked just like Mark but black.
[300] So we called him Black Mark.
[301] Nice.
[302] But it was like, it was like, they were brothers separated at birth.
[303] What did the baseball players at UM have to do with that story?
[304] Because they're the ones that introduced me to Black Mark.
[305] Oh, there you go.
[306] That's how I have the connection to regular Mark, white mark, and black mark.
[307] You know it's funny, Tony?
[308] I've never, ever, ever in my life had a friend who was black, black fill in the blank, right?
[309] Now, I've had a lot of white, white mics.
[310] I wonder why.
[311] I just, you know, because you know what I call my black friends name Mike?
[312] Mike.
[313] That's the joke.
[314] So would I be white Mike now?
[315] No, there's a couple of Mike's, Cuban Mike.
[316] Oh, but there's a couple Cuban mics too.
[317] Although there was this kid that I used to work with who was half a Korean, half white.
[318] And we still called him White Mike.
[319] And he clearly wasn't white.
[320] Well, you could have called him.
[321] No, Korean Mike, yeah.
[322] Korean Mike.
[323] Is that where you were mine?
[324] No, I'm just looking over here loud.
[325] Jeff Goldblum, huh?
[326] What a life.
[327] Earth are you doing?
[328] Yeah.
[329] Jeff Goldblum, what a life.
[330] I'm Jewish.
[331] I can do it.
[332] Did you ever see his show on Disney?
[333] Jeff Goldblum?
[334] I think it's like Jeff Goldblum explains.
[335] Oh, no. It looked like it was a cool, like I felt like I wanted to support because he seems like a cool guy.
[336] Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.
[337] Like, it could have been anything.
[338] It's also the kind of show that I want to do.
[339] Can I just...
[340] So you don't support it because you want to do it?
[341] I'm glad you mentioned that.
[342] I'm secretly hating.
[343] I have a gripe with celebrity travel shows.
[344] Like, leave the travel shows of the commoners.
[345] Okay?
[346] Like, I don't need to see a celebrity traveling around the world to do things.
[347] Let someone else that's not famous get that job of traveling around the world.
[348] Who are you thinking of right now that, like, Celebrity is traveling.
[349] Conan O 'Brien does a travel show.
[350] It's good, but, you know.
[351] But he has all the money in the world.
[352] You know, you know, who is it?
[353] Stanley Tucci is the one I'm thinking about it.
[354] No, I was thinking, honestly, I think, I think I was.
[355] When he tours Italy, it's uphanger.
[356] It's not hating.
[357] Shea Mitchell does a show where she travels around just trying drinks.
[358] It's like, that's what I want to do.
[359] We can have someone else do that.
[360] Yeah, that's what I want to do.
[361] We can have your fame?
[362] You've had your success.
[363] Someone else got a shot here?
[364] But isn't that just like TikTokers and YouTubers that travel?
[365] Isn't that just the normal people?
[366] Yeah, those are boring, to be honest.
[367] No, I want, yeah.
[368] They're shot beautifully, but they're boring.
[369] There used to be, like, people that you knew this is, like, the travel person.
[370] Like, Samantha Brown or whatever is like, wow, like, that's the travel person that travels around and shows me all these different places.
[371] David Tell was really good at that.
[372] Now, since we work in that industry, right, whenever I see these, like, really elaborate YouTube videos, right?
[373] And then, like, my mom does this all the time.
[374] Hey, you work in TV.
[375] Why don't you do something like the YouTube?
[376] It's a good point.
[377] And I say, Mom, do you know what a pain in the ass this is?
[378] For me to do it all day at work and then have to go home and plan like all these elaborate shoots.
[379] And then it's a lot when you're like producer, editor, planner, booker, all the things in one.
[380] So for me to do it for myself, wow, a great idea.
[381] Is a lot of work.
[382] It is.
[383] That's why people are like, oh, you know, they just talking to the camera on YouTube.
[384] You have no idea how much work that is.
[385] That is so much work.
[386] So on an upcoming episode of Tony tonight, I talked to my buddy George, Mr. 8305, and we kind of have an in -depth conversation about what the life of an influencer really is.
[387] Because you're on all the time.
[388] Dude, not only are you on all the time, not only are you producing, editing, talent, booking, like all that stuff, it's your entire life.
[389] Like, that's how you make money.
[390] Like, if you stop, the money stops.
[391] It's a topic I want to do on Main Show at some point.
[392] I call it the hellscape of the content.
[393] creator right because you think everything about your life has to be content everything our brains have changed you don't get the chill like there's nothing that they do or enjoy genuinely just for the sake of doing it right went to sea world had fun the got splashed by the orcas that had a cool roller coals no it's got to be like hey guys i'm a seaworld today let's see if i'm like it's like everything has to be like that you know you know who's like that for real that i I think about a lot, like, I feel bad for this dude.
[394] Lethal shooter.
[395] You guys know who lethal shooter is?
[396] Yes, lethal shooters turned into a walking bull.
[397] Oh, that's the guy he's in the park, right?
[398] He's, like, play basketball?
[399] He's everything.
[400] Yeah, but, like, he's shooting, like, a rim that made of nails.
[401] Oh, yeah, yeah, he gets it perfect so it doesn't hit the ball, right?
[402] Yeah, yeah.
[403] You got to stay locked, but I'm like, yo, this dude really, his whole life is like, fuck, what do I, what I have to shoot on today?
[404] I got to do the next thing.
[405] I got to figure out of the next thing.
[406] He's out of something.
[407] He's like, what if I'm on jet, a jet ski?
[408] Yeah.
[409] And then I shoot it over a fountain, and then I make it.
[410] And it's like, yeah, cool, sick, do it.
[411] I did, like, chainsaws.
[412] Yeah, yeah.
[413] Like, well, I'm juggling chainsaws and I'm shooting in the middle.
[414] Yeah.
[415] I'm just like, when does it end?
[416] Because it ends at some point.
[417] Yeah.
[418] He can't do it forever.
[419] He can't do it forever.
[420] And lately what he's been doing now is, like, mixing in these skits and the skits are not great.
[421] Their ass on.
[422] The ass on, man. But it's worse than ass on.
[423] It's clearly he wrote it too.
[424] And so it's like It makes no sense I like Eugene Levy And I know that Jeremy's gonna kind of fight me on this Do I need to see him travel around the world The levees go away Like just be rich and travel That's fine You don't need to take me on your vacations Pay for your own vacations And just enjoy it Do it without a camera I think you're hosting the Emmys actually All of them?
[425] No, just Dan and The entire army of Levees Enough Enough with your eyebrows Enough with your eyebrows Enough with your eyebrows The glasses.
[426] Oh, I got to wear the same card of glasses my dad wears.
[427] Wasn't that?
[428] Yeah, I feel like he's trying to redo the guy I've always talked about.
[429] Yeah, why does he have the glasses brand?
[430] Who?
[431] Dan?
[432] Yeah, of course.
[433] Because my dad he does.
[434] Because my dad he does.
[435] Yeah, I mean, obviously.
[436] Because I'm a good actor.
[437] But he made a great show.
[438] Chris Cody gets killed for nepotism.
[439] Guess what?
[440] Is he a writer?
[441] Does he write for a newspaper?
[442] No. Carved his own path.
[443] Exactly right.
[444] And he works hard.
[445] As hell.
[446] Wait, I think you guys are arguing different thing.
[447] That's my way to look at it.
[448] I'm arguing that nepotism is not good.
[449] You're saying nepotism leading directly to the exact same job.
[450] Dan Levy is basically redoing his dad's career.
[451] Is he?
[452] It's only a matter of time before.
[453] They're both actors, Bill.
[454] They're going to redo Splash.
[455] Guess who's going to be like the weird scientist?
[456] He's going to be dad in American pie.
[457] He's going to be dad in American pie.
[458] Man, that would be fun.
[459] I mean, but he, like, Schitt's Creek was like his thing.
[460] He wrote it.
[461] Like, you could say nepotism.
[462] And his dad side on, which is how he was able to help get it with the network.
[463] Yeah, but his show succeeded because the success was because it was good.
[464] And his dad made the phone call to get the mom in because they knew each other from all of them.
[465] Well, that actually.
[466] So, hey, hey, network, I have a great idea for a show.
[467] Okay, kid, call me later.
[468] Wait, what if I told you that?
[469] My dad's attached.
[470] You didn't get my name from home home home home.
[471] So it was a bad show.
[472] It only existed because of dad.
[473] No, no. I mean, it probably did only exist, but ended up being good.
[474] How many good shows are out there that never see the light of day because they have nobody attached to them that matters?
[475] used to have this argument with Pablo Torrey all the time because Pablo's friends with Spencer Hall Childish Gambino.
[476] Oh, right?
[477] Spence Donald Glover.
[478] And so Atlanta, I said Atlanta's a good show, but it's nothing that blows me away.
[479] I'm talking about this is like season one, season two of Atlanta.
[480] I'm like, this is a good show, but it's like I could have made this show.
[481] And everyone's like, oh, me, I'm not, no, no, no. Listen to what I'm saying like, hey, I could have had it on air.
[482] I'm saying, like, hey, I could have had it on air.
[483] I'm saying Like the ideas that they're having in here, like these are ideas that I've heard a million times over from my friends and stuff like that.
[484] What Donald Glover did was he had the pull to get it made, which is no small feet, no small feet at all.
[485] The difference is when it comes to Dan Levy, he had the pool because daddy, daddy's going to help me get it done.
[486] You sound like a hater.
[487] I'm just saying.
[488] I'm just going to cut right, come right.
[489] Like you're like the person.
[490] Is it not true though?
[491] My family should have a reality show.
[492] If I was a gamble, man. We're so crazy.
[493] Yeah, if I was a, if I was a gambling man, I would say it had more to do with it than it didn't have to do with it.
[494] Of course, absolutely.
[495] So you're saying that you, Amino Hassan, could have made a two -time Emmy Award winning show Atlanta just in the only reason you had no, heaven is a concept.
[496] The concept is a regular concept.
[497] The concept.
[498] Right, but that's what makes a show great is you take a regular concept and then you make incredible television around it.
[499] Jeremy, the problem is this.
[500] I'm trying to turn it in an angle where I can see you.
[501] Sorry, I can hear it.
[502] Let me move over here.
[503] Because this is pretty much impossible.
[504] Hey, I'm over here.
[505] Sorry, camera team.
[506] The problem, what I'm saying isn't like, hey, I could have won two Emmys.
[507] Because, again, we know how awards are won.
[508] Awards are won with a lot of campaigning.
[509] Awards are won with a lot of politics.
[510] Politics.
[511] And awards are won because a lot of times the voters like who they like.
[512] And Donald Glover was a known commodity.
[513] But people like this show.
[514] Like people.
[515] I'm not saying it's not a good show.
[516] I'm saying that.
[517] Somebody else could have made it.
[518] Like, you want to blow, I'll give you a great example.
[519] Inception.
[520] I walked out of that movie.
[521] I was like, in a million years, I couldn't have thought of this shit.
[522] In a million years.
[523] This dude did something I could have never came up with.
[524] Game of Thrones.
[525] In a million years, I could not come with the level of detail that a show like that comes up with.
[526] Atlanta?
[527] I'm like, dude, it's a good show.
[528] I loved it.
[529] I watched it the whole way through.
[530] I was entertained by it.
[531] I laughed.
[532] I cried.
[533] All that shit.
[534] But it's like, dude, me and my friends could come up with Atlanta.
[535] So, yeah.
[536] So, like, that's what Schitt's Creek is kind of a perfect example.
[537] example where Schitt's Creek is, hey, the rich family loses everything and then you figure it out.
[538] But like, there's a whole bunch of those shows and most of them don't hit the way that Schitt's Creek did because they wrote it to create these really specific nuanced characters that then were able to kind of like go to another level.
[539] And sure, the only reason it gets greenlit to begin with is because Eugene Levy exists.
[540] That's the only point he's making.
[541] That's the only thing number one is it got it.
[542] But it doesn't take away how, like, talented or good people are.
[543] It's like, child mortality, right?
[544] Like, it's like, oh, like this family had all of these babies that went up and grew up and went to college and became doctors and lawyers.
[545] Like, yeah, this family had babies that were, that died, right?
[546] Like, there's nothing to say that these babies could have grown up to do all those things.
[547] And with that note, this baby's got to go.
[548] Okay.
[549] He's running.
[550] I can't even counter.
[551] He's running to Genesis because he does not.
[552] He doesn't want somebody to skip him.
[553] Yeah.
[554] How are you feeling, Jeff?
[555] Jess, a new woman.
[556] Oh.
[557] I'm sorry.
[558] I have no idea what you guys were talking about, but I just got matched.
[559] Chis Creek only exists because Dan Levy is Eugene's son.
[560] Yeah, that was basically the argument.
[561] The point was it got green lit.
[562] It's about nepotism.
[563] It got green lit because of the family.
[564] And enough of the levies.
[565] That never happens in Hollywood.
[566] That's very.
[567] Yeah, that's true.
[568] I'm going to take a pause here real quick.
[569] If you guys are watching on YouTube or the Draft Kings Network, right now you're going to see a package that was made with Jess.
[570] Glad you walked in right now.
[571] And Roy in Key West, winning their barbecue championship.
[572] Wait, I want to see that.
[573] Yeah, well, you're not going to see it right now.
[574] Look up.
[575] No, we're not going to play it.
[576] Oh, you just said right now.
[577] No, we're going to play it.
[578] No, we're playing it.
[579] She's going to be watching it later on.
[580] She's watching.
[581] If you want to go see that, travel over to the YouTube channel or you're on it already.
[582] You're on.
[583] You're watching right now.
[584] Just stay here.
[585] Or if you're on the pod, you will get now five minutes to cover that so that way we don't have this thing like, thing like, hey, look at this fish.
[586] And you can not see the fish.
[587] What fish was it?
[588] Why do we do this in the middle of a segment?
[589] Because we got a tarpins?
[590] So this is bonus audio content that the video team is not getting.
[591] Like if you're watching on video, you're not watching.
[592] So if you're listening on audio, you're only hearing this.
[593] Feel free to travel over to the podcast and give that a download and help our numbers.
[594] Did you try to feed the tarpon or not?
[595] I actually didn't go fishing.
[596] So what did you do?
[597] I did nothing.
[598] I ate ribs.
[599] It was awesome.
[600] A plus tweet, by the way.
[601] Okay.
[602] So a bunch of people replied to my, so I, so I tweet.
[603] tweeted over Roy, like I quote tweeted Roy's tweet about winning the barbecue contest, the Tyrese Halliburton being like, when you are in the group project, you don't do anything, you get an A. And a couple of people were like, damn, like that Roy, like that's so mean to Roy.
[604] And I'm like, this was, this was about me. Tyrese Halliburton tweeted that about himself.
[605] Right.
[606] And now I'm tweeting it about myself because I did nothing except eat ribs.
[607] And I, like, did a couple like helpful things for the pit masters.
[608] They couldn't have done it.
[609] Roy was such a sweetheart, though.
[610] He was like, Jessica did exactly what we.
[611] We asked of her.
[612] And he's right.
[613] That is true.
[614] Which was nothing?
[615] Which was not a lot.
[616] Hey, but it was asked.
[617] But I got a trophy and it was done.
[618] And I ate ribs and they were fire.
[619] Hell yeah.
[620] Behind every successful team is a support staff.
[621] Jess.
[622] You were the support staff.
[623] Thank you.
[624] You take the title.
[625] You know what?
[626] You're the support staff here for mystery crate and you make a lot of things happen.
[627] So thank you Mike.
[628] Most of them is just annoying you guys enough to come in here and talk.
[629] Oh, my.
[630] It really is like 99 % of his job is my FIS.
[631] Hey, I need you to be here.
[632] My sound effects on?
[633] Your sound effects on.
[634] No, do you want them on?
[635] Yeah, I wanted them on so I could give you a little something, something.
[636] There you go, Mike.
[637] Thank you, Tony.
[638] But it was fun.
[639] The barbecue ribs that they made on the last day, they were peanut butter jelly -flavored ribs.
[640] Really?
[641] So good.
[642] Is this like a sweet and, like a sweet and sour type deal going on?
[643] It was mostly just sweet, but a little smoky, a little peppery.
[644] Like it was a, it was a very good ballot.
[645] I think the, I think the ribs are what won the event.
[646] So it was a, it was a barbecue.
[647] It was a barbecue.
[648] Fishing, lobstering.
[649] and barbecue and you get sort of I don't understand exactly how they wait the different events how do they all go together yeah but like the fishing counts for a certain amount of points the lobster there's a certain limit of like as many lobsters as you can get to get the full points for the lobstering and then the barbecue on the last day took the lobster out of the hole and got it was it roy i think roy did i mean we'll find out in the video but you remember we're not watching the video that the audio but you will have seen this seen it before it releases Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't go fishing or lobstering because they both, both events were on, like, there was a captain, and they had, he had a boat and the boat fit like five people.
[650] And I didn't want to take someone's spot.
[651] Yeah, like, they're like a chrism.
[652] You weren't going to do anything?
[653] Well, no, well, yeah, obviously.
[654] I'm like, I'm not the, I'm not a fish master.
[655] But no, there were two social media people on the boat doing all the video stuff.
[656] And I didn't want to take one of their spots, obviously.
[657] Just let them do their job.
[658] Right.
[659] So you just were at the pool hanging out?
[660] Yeah, I read Dune.
[661] I'm not finished with it, though, but I like it so far.
[662] I heard it's, uh, I know Star Wars took like inspiration from Dune.
[663] Yeah.
[664] But I don't, that's all I know about Dune, like the old book, really.
[665] Did you see the movie?
[666] Yeah, I know the movies.
[667] Yeah, I know the movies.
[668] That's for other people.
[669] I wore a shirt the other day that had Surrey on it and you were like, I didn't see it.
[670] So I don't know.
[671] No, I didn't.
[672] And I still have.
[673] Reading the book.
[674] But I am reading the book.
[675] I'm, I'm almost finished with it.
[676] I like that there's like a bunch of like sort of science fiction kind of created words and then like the main character's name is just Paul.
[677] And his mom's name is Jessica.
[678] That made me laugh.
[679] Like so bizarre.
[680] Paul Atreides, right?
[681] Yeah.
[682] And then I'm always like, we're out here in the middle space with all these like, on these like alien names for sandworms.
[683] And then his name is Paul.
[684] Yeah.
[685] I haven't met too many worms yet.
[686] I'm starting to get into the worms now.
[687] Yeah.
[688] But anyways, the event was great.
[689] Key West, I have to say, I've been there like three times now since I moved to Miami.
[690] This is, this sounds obvious, but the chickens are multiplying.
[691] And however, many chickens well all kinds of chickens however many chickens you think there are in key west there's a thousand times that many now like even since the last time i stayed at this very hotel there are so many more chickens there were chicks there were hens there were roosters there were i woke up to the sound of a cockled doodle do yeah you hear the roosters that's why i said roosters because you just hear them everywhere hens you don't really hear but like but they're there too because they were they're there with the little chicks and like they're everywhere oh my god and willow was like what the fuck are these like she every time she sees a chicken it's like the simone bile's meme at the olympics where she like turns her head really fast every time she would see like a chicken run by in front of her she'd be like what is that she knows it's a bird and she knows that it's like another animal but i don't think she knows that that is the same thing that she eats how do you know that's probably the best way that i well i can tell she acknowledges that like that's an animal like i she acknowledges all animals to different different varying degree.
[692] So like if she sees a cat, she'll like shitterpan.
[693] She fucking freaks out when she sees cats.
[694] She doesn't like them.
[695] She doesn't hate them.
[696] She's, I think she's afraid of them.
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[708] So she freaks out when she sees cats because I think she's afraid of them.
[709] She doesn't really understand them, which posits a problem because one day if I visit my sister and my brother -in -law, they have several cats.
[710] And I don't know how she's going to react and we may not be able to bring her along for the ride.
[711] But birds, she kind of ignores except chickens.
[712] Chickens, she does sort of think are strange.
[713] They're not flying.
[714] They're making strange noises.
[715] A lot of times they're clucking.
[716] they walk a sort of weird way on their two little tall and paw claw thingies their little chicken feet well they're probably also the tallest thing that approaches her that's not a dog because like a rooster has stance right so like there's mom's size which is really big human size then there's like lizards and then there's well i think she thinks that i'm also a dog so i think in the hierarchy how does she know if if other things are other animals and how does she think you're a dog i think she thinks that I'm like, uh, I'm like an upright dog.
[717] I'm person dog.
[718] Chicken is two -footed dog.
[719] Cat is scary, mean dog.
[720] Yeah, everything's a dog.
[721] Everything is a dog, but they're like different kinds of dogs.
[722] She's like, mom dog doesn't shit on the floor like me. True.
[723] How come mom never, mom never shit.
[724] Whoa.
[725] I don't know what you get into, but mom never shits on the floor.
[726] Yeah.
[727] Right.
[728] So she thinks mom.
[729] I don't think she thinks, mom.
[730] I don't think she thinks of anything.
[731] That's what I think.
[732] That's, this is where it all comes back to.
[733] because Willow treats me like I am a sex toy and I have had to were you not here when we talked to Ron McGill last week?
[734] So I always I always thought that dogs that hump people especially female dogs were doing it as a gay I want to play with you and I'm trying to get your attention that's what everyone's always told me I always thought it was a domination thing like or that or like I'm trying to show you who's boss but Ron was like no she's actually like this is a sex thing and that has really fucked me up four days So you would let her just hump you No I would be like Please get off me but she had The gentle forearm come on The gentle forearm and like be like Ha ha that's funny but get off like that sort of thing And then you get super embarrassed She's trying to get not like that What?
[735] She's trying to get off Oh God Knock it off But Willow does have really Sharp claws I give her manny petties all the time Yes I'm in charge of chart no she's so good yes I was actually going to say is it a petty petty or a manny manny manny or is it a manny petty are they arms and legs are they just legs they're all legs this goes back to my gene cut out of the dog wear pants yeah exactly back two or four up to I think it's a back to back to anyways as I was saying Genesis she just changed my life how was it I think I mean it was it was unbelievable we can actually go to a mean right now there is yeah were you guys watching me because I literally had my shirt off no no no we were not We're talking about John Claude Van Damme and how he was supposed to play the Predator, which makes no sense because he's five, six.
[736] And then we talked about nepotism.
[737] And then we talked about nepotism, and then it was probably going to turn into it.
[738] Dear Bear, I like your shirt.
[739] Thank you very much.
[740] Shout out to Homefield.
[741] I do like the Citronauts branding for.
[742] I've been trying.
[743] It's so cute.
[744] I love the cute little orange.
[745] He's got like a cute little helmet on.
[746] He's adorable.
[747] Is it a helmet?
[748] Yeah, it is a helmet.
[749] So he's a citrus astronaut because UCF was started as a space.
[750] school.
[751] Right.
[752] And then it went from there.
[753] I've been really pushing for UCF to rebrand back to the Citronauts.
[754] But then do you have to rebrand back to the University of Central Florida instead of UCF?
[755] No, absolutely not.
[756] Didn't they change their name at one point?
[757] What do you mean?
[758] I don't know.
[759] Oh, yeah, they were like they were something else in Orlando before becoming UCF.
[760] Well, UCF in 1963 actually officially became, I believe, the University of Central Florida.
[761] And that's all I've really cared about.
[762] I have questions about his helmet, though.
[763] About the helmet?
[764] Because it doesn't really go around his head so it's not safe yeah and then when he puts his visor down it's it doesn't really still yeah it's exposed it's like a Marvin the Martian ripoff if I'm gonna be yeah I mean yeah this is not designed I think in the late 60s early 70s can you want me to put on yeah sure so we can see how our proper helmets it's also like kind of like a playoff obi the orange Florida Technical University FTU see see see this is this is a proper helmet right but you can tell by the helmet that is on the shirt that for the audio audience he's wearing a proper Dale Earnhardt was wearing when he died, unfortunately.
[765] Correct.
[766] Yeah, that's the rest of the peace.
[767] Yeah, but, um, and then, that's true.
[768] It's true.
[769] You can see the helmet, the difference in helmets.
[770] So our citronaut friend on Jeremy's shirt, I don't think he survived space travel.
[771] That's unfortunate.
[772] Yeah, I mean, that's unfortunate.
[773] Yeah, I mean, to me, I think that's unfortunate.
[774] Chris Cody fucked me on that, by the way.
[775] He did.
[776] He did.
[777] Big time.
[778] He fucked me hard on that.
[779] What?
[780] Not in a fun way.
[781] Yeah.
[782] No, I, I, I sent my impression of the DA from presumed innocent to Chris Cody.
[783] and he didn't include it in the sueyes.
[784] That was Rob.
[785] Huh.
[786] There was a lot of stuff that we forgot to put in the sueyes.
[787] I hope it by this point, the Ronnie Chang interview has been added.
[788] Has been added.
[789] That was such a great moment.
[790] Chris is like, and we're going to hear it now.
[791] What?
[792] I mean, it's really hard to keep track of sueyes, especially the revelations, because often, like, revelation doesn't, it doesn't feel like a revelation.
[793] And they're different to everybody, right?
[794] Yeah.
[795] Some stuff we would have known already or not known.
[796] But the thing about Samson crying, after sex stood out to me and then and then the apologizing I'm not going to say I haven't before but it's just weird coming out of his mouth you're a brave person for saying this on air you know I was a kid I know I was a kid very very back in the past it's a relatable I think it's a relatable thing for people to hear well we just all have had like guys let's face it we've all had bad experiences you know but to admit a bad at bat everybody's got a bad at bat once in a while you know what in the same game come up to the plate again take your hacks yeah take your hacks you never know and just like baseball we've normalized the at bass just getting worse for some reason it's true hey you know what all around like it's just as you get older they get worse you know and the hits come less and less before you know you're retired yeah you're a home run hitter trajectory ball kind of thing you're happy to get a walk to be honest rare to get a homer oh please so we were talking i think umene was trying to get a cody a pass on his nepotism earlier you missed that part jessica he was trying to do that because what he was essentially saying is it's only nepotism if you end up with the exact same job as your parent or grandparent or whoever is helping you with the nepotism right now genesis's foot is inside a means collarbone i'm sorry shoulder blade and that hurts so much i wish that i wish i had a mic in there i've never been matched and i'm kind of fearful of it if i can be honest not of genesis the person no you should be afraid of her you you should be afraid of how much it hurts like it hurts so i will have bruises on my back tomorrow she's powerful i feel i feel it the next strong i feel out the next few days so this is a good thing dude she knows like she knows like she knows like something's going on in my life based off of like my neck like she'll be like you have this going on right and i'm like dude how did you know that she knows like she she's like a fortune teller like a palm reader but it's like she's reading all the muscles in my in my back in my neck and she's telling me exactly what's going on in my life.
[797] Yeah, she's like, oh, tense in here, huh?
[798] Problem with the Mrs. Fuck, that you.
[799] She's like, you moved recently, didn't you?
[800] And I was like, what the fuck?
[801] She hit me with, did your grandparents have a hard time?
[802] And I was like, what?
[803] Yeah, they came from Cuba.
[804] Didn't know the language.
[805] Of course, had a hard time.
[806] She's like, I feel that.
[807] She's like, I feel that in your hip.
[808] Yeah, exactly.
[809] Yeah, because your hip flex and my lower back.
[810] I don't know if this is true, but people always say women carry stress in their hips.
[811] And if it's not true, it just, it just, it seems like it is true because it feels very true for me interesting my hips are effed it's where all my stress i think it's a lot of sitting down sitting down kills our hips because like we're in this hinge position i think you're meant to be straight like standing straight up all the time yeah but i have terrible posture dude i'm in pilates right now and for like hours after pilates i'm so my posture is so good i'm so tall i grow like three inches after poli's class and you become like conscious of it right yes and then I spend like four hours sitting at my table working and by the end of the day I'm I'm a curve and banana and Lee will always be like your neck looks like a question mark and I'm like stop saying that but he's just like he's like your neck's a question mark again and I'm like I'll be aware of it for like five minutes and then when I'm working I'll notice like I'm rounding my shoulders oh my shoulders yeah and then I'll that's why I stand realistically that's why I stand back there smart because the more I sit I like standing too The more I sit, I'm just like, dude, I, like, yeah.
[812] But, like, we are, also, I get to a point where I'm so tired of standing that I start shifting my weight from side to side, which isn't good.
[813] What I try to do is just tighten my abs really hard, and I just hold it.
[814] You just stand there and flex.
[815] Literally, that's what I do half the time.
[816] I don't like sitting on bar stools.
[817] I hate bar stools.
[818] Yeah, so, like, we were at a short time, like, if you're going to like flannies and they only have the tabletops.
[819] Yeah, but I'm waiting for that.
[820] But even then it's just.
[821] 35, 40 minutes, I'll sit down and I'll do it, but then I have to stand.
[822] Everybody says, oh, why are you standing?
[823] I'm like, I'm sitting down all day, dude.
[824] Yeah, I don't want to, I'm tired of being sitting down.
[825] Tony, you're going on vacay this weekend.
[826] I am, baby moon this weekend.
[827] Baby moon.
[828] I'm probably there right now.
[829] Oh, my God.
[830] Mentally, I was there last week.
[831] Are you flying the seaplane there?
[832] No seaplane.
[833] We're going to NASA.
[834] So if we were doing Bimini, we'd do the seaplane, but we're doing regular plane.
[835] Yeah.
[836] It's an hour, quick trip.
[837] I saw people on, uh, TikTok that took their boat from Fort Lauderdale across to Bimini.
[838] Yeah, it looked amazing.
[839] It takes about four hours.
[840] And they brought their dog and they were just like cruising.
[841] Put it this way.
[842] If you don't know what you're doing, it's incredibly dangerous.
[843] Yeah.
[844] The weather can be, can switch in a matter of 20 seconds.
[845] My brother -in -law, who is very experienced boating, his uncle, is a very experienced captain.
[846] He's got like a 50 -foot Viking yacht.
[847] So he's an experienced boater.
[848] And they went over one time for like a Labor Day weekend or something, a long weekend over to Bimini, because they would go all the time.
[849] and they were trying to it was Monday afternoon or whatever and they were trying to get back because everybody had worked the next day or whatever and they were like we're going to try to beat the storm there's a storm coming we're going to try to get out ahead of it apparently the storm fast forwarded and caught them in the middle and so it's a yacht that has like an inside cabin and a couple rooms whatever it's like a big big boat right all the sudden they start feeling like on a roller coaster because the waves are starting to get like 10 to 15.
[850] Horrifying.
[851] So what they would have to do is gun the engines.
[852] They have like one of those fishing towers.
[853] So they're at the top of the tower, driving the boat.
[854] And they, it's pitch black because there's no, like, it's already like six or seven o 'clock at night.
[855] It's dark.
[856] And now there's a storm.
[857] And now there's a storm.
[858] And it's pissing rain on everybody.
[859] So what they had to do is they'd have to hit the throttle to go up the wave, climb the wave.
[860] And then when they, on the crest of the wave going down, they'd have to kill the engine and then ride the wave all the way down and then kick it back up.
[861] Dude, dude, the ocean is so scary.
[862] He told me, he's like, the ocean scares.
[863] It's so shit out of, he's like, I thought we were going to die.
[864] Dude, I, every time I see people.
[865] Four hours like that.
[866] Yeah, they're out in the bay and like, you see these big storms coming, dude.
[867] I, like, would get anxiety so fast.
[868] I'm a big Doppler radar, girlie.
[869] I'm constantly looking at the radar, especially in Miami because the weather changes here so fast.
[870] And while we're in Key West, like, I'm telling you, I also, do you guys ever look at like the lightning strike maps?
[871] No. I think I've talked about this on the show before.
[872] I never look at me. I remember you talking about radar before.
[873] I love maps.
[874] I don't.
[875] maps um i'm out on topography there's this like light real time lightning map where after a lightning strike it will show you where the lightning strike was within like a you know few feet of a radius and then you based on like the color you can see how recent it was how do you think they they get that info radar like it just it's probably like a heat map thing right uh yeah obviously it's hot as shit wherever the yeah probably i don't know how do you how do you even i mean up i don't there's a lot of things going on i don't know can't explain so it takes a few seconds it's not like instantaneous.
[876] But so like we were when we are in Key West this weekend, I'm watching the storm come in while I know Roy is like out on this boat.
[877] And I'm like, dude, this storm's like right over where they're supposed to be in this boat.
[878] And I'm like watching the, this lightning strike happens like right next to where they're having this like party out on this boat.
[879] And I'm like, you guys good.
[880] And he's like respond.
[881] He's like, yeah, everything's fine.
[882] I'm like, it probably was like shitting rain like 10 feet away from them, but was just like perfectly sunny.
[883] Yeah.
[884] Where they're at.
[885] It's a lot of the waters.
[886] It's crazy.
[887] That's always like one of the craziest phenomenons when I'm here and I'm just driving in traffic and the sun is baking the car.
[888] And it's so hard to see.
[889] And pouring rain.
[890] That was this morning.
[891] Did you guys experience that this morning or were you already here?
[892] I saw a girl's story that had sunshine, bright sunshine, pouring rain.
[893] And I'm like, I've only seen that here.
[894] As soon as I got to the garage as I was pulling into like stand my car, it just started pouring.
[895] And I was like, I'm not walking through that.
[896] And then I started looking at, like, the radar, and I was like, there's, there's no cloud on the sky.
[897] It says it's not supposed to rain for the next 60 minutes.
[898] There's none of those little clouds.
[899] And then you scan through, like, an hour and it's like, there's nothing anywhere.
[900] It was so bizarre.
[901] And then, like, 10 minutes later, it was just, like, sprinkling.
[902] As I was driving in, I was coming in on, what is it, 395, and I was turning there, and I'm looking at downtown Miami.
[903] And downtown Miami itself, it's pouring.
[904] You can see it.
[905] But looking straight ahead, I had to have my sunglasses on because it was.
[906] was so sunny and everything else is blue.
[907] I thought at first, when I was looking at it from a distance, I thought that it was like fog or something because I was so, I was like, surely that can't be rain.
[908] There's no way that's rain.
[909] Don't call me Shirley.
[910] And you pull and I pulled in and all of a sudden it's like hailing on my car.
[911] I couldn't believe it.
[912] And then yeah, I had the same experience as Billy as I'm pulling into the garage and I'm like, man, this is terrible.
[913] I don't want to have to walk in the rain.
[914] I'm looking for an umbrella.
[915] I'm like, well, I guess I'm just going to have to brace for the rain.
[916] I walk out of the garage.
[917] No more rain.
[918] Nothing.
[919] The thing.
[920] Classic Miami in the summer.
[921] One of the worst things about Miami in the summer is that horrific downpour followed by the brightest sun you've ever seen because then your walk is literally a sauna.
[922] Oh, it doesn't and like the storms here don't cool down the air temperature at all.
[923] It just makes it more humid and shitty.
[924] People always say like, oh man, I hate small talk.
[925] I hate talking about the weather.
[926] That's corny and lame.
[927] I fucking love talking about the weather.
[928] If you ever want to talk about the weather with me, text me, tweet at me, send me weather memes I love the weather I'm gonna just start texting every day how about that rain huh the rain terrifies every oh no like just the like the weather in general it's very scary storm scare me it's something dangerous that you have no control over right so that too I actually there was a huge lightning storm the night that I saw you in the grove there was a huge lightning storm while I was sitting at dinner with Lehman and his parents and the lightning struck a transformer on the corner of the street and it exploded and people started started screaming and we're just sitting there.
[929] Yes, we're sitting there at dinner.
[930] Like, I watched Sparks like fly out of this thing and the lights on the entire block.
[931] All the restaurants, all the bars, everything.
[932] All the shops go out.
[933] And people are screaming.
[934] Scringing is funny.
[935] We're just sitting there.
[936] We're like, what the fuck just happened?
[937] One of the most uncomfortable moments of my life in that afternoon.
[938] Public screams are funny.
[939] Because I. Oh, because you ran into us at a restaurant?
[940] No, but it's not running into you guys.
[941] It's a problem.
[942] So I walk out of Bodega Happy Hour.
[943] Were you hammered?
[944] Yeah, of course.
[945] Okay, because you seemed like really happy.
[946] No, well, yeah.
[947] That was the team like Mike.
[948] Yeah, dude, I was happy.
[949] I slammed like four $10 polomas.
[950] Like, and then I love a polona.
[951] And then that was the night of Sam Marell and it was Saturday, right?
[952] Yeah.
[953] Samarrel.
[954] So I left.
[955] Yeah, you said you were going to a comedy show.
[956] Yeah, that was that.
[957] Okay.
[958] So I left and then as I'm walking, it's starting to rain.
[959] And then I just look over and I just see this.
[960] And it's just smiling at me. I'm like, oh, shit.
[961] So then I walk up and then I don't, I don't know probably meeting people, but it's Lee's there.
[962] she's there and then Lee's parents are getting the whole like dissertation from the from the waiter about specials and all this stuff you're like hi I'm like no I didn't I didn't say hi to him because it was like I was trying to leave it was about to start pouring because like I think that transformer thing happened literally three minutes after I left yes it did I mean it was like yeah so scary so like then I'm there and I'm like probably small like tequila I'm there like saying hi to Lee Lee's like in this weird like I don't know if I should introduce him or is leaving like oh there's Mike there's just a drunk coworker you want to know what I said when you walked away I was like he's so Miami yeah I walked away and I was like he's such a Miami guy oh you wear a Miami guy you're wearing shorts my no you're wearing like some Miami as outfit real what the fuck does that mean it's not an insult I can see it yeah you know exactly what I can kind of see it I think I was wearing like shorts the way you dress I don't know I was definitely comfortable the more ways than one a trendy pair of shoes yeah I think I had like trendy sneakers I think I had like a flatbrum hat the seven inch shorts on yeah I had my hat on white tea I think seven inch come my leg my legs aren't defined enough for five my legs you guys ever you guys ever think about how Dan just doesn't wear hats anymore yeah pretty amazing that just happened one day he quit overnight it just we never just we never talked about it like I don't think I saw his hair until like 2022 and now I see it every day yeah dude Chris Cody zined his ass so hard with the olive green he didn't think it was something all right olive green that was quality is so funny what when did that happen oh you weren't here It's there.
[963] It's here.
[964] If you want to find that you can find all of green, you have to find it.
[965] Because he was talking about Chris during the two interview, right?
[966] We're wearing shorts and wearing a t -shirt or whatever.
[967] Oh, it's great.
[968] Hold on, let's put the volume up here.
[969] All right, Olive Green.
[970] It kind of peers out at the end, which I love to.
[971] I love when Chris gets a jab in there.
[972] All right, Olive Green.
[973] He's clearly like nervous to finish the sentence.
[974] he was scared.
[975] he didn't think it was good.
[976] I want to listen to the green again.
[977] Play the whole thing.
[978] All right.
[979] all of green.
[980] Oh yeah, he was scared.
[981] There's a waiver.
[982] His voice just kind of went, Change his game.
[983] Very dangerous.
[984] It's that it, it coincided with Dan getting the stylist.
[985] Yes.
[986] Or at least listening to, Valerie.
[987] Listening to whoever was styling him where they're like, hats are not it.
[988] Yeah, I mean.
[989] He's like, here's the thing about hats.
[990] Don't wear them anymore.
[991] Is it sunny in the studio?
[992] Is there a skyro?
[993] Is there a skyro?
[994] Skyro.
[995] Yeah, it's like every day.
[996] I mean, it's just like a, I don't want to do my hair type deal.
[997] Like, I don't want to do shit to it.
[998] That was my biggest issue, like, with the long hair.
[999] Dude, I had to wear a hat every day or else I had to comb it or else my hair was like.
[1000] This is also my biggest issue and why I like dread getting up for work every morning.
[1001] Because if I don't shower and do my hair that morning, it looks like ass.
[1002] And I could wear a hat.
[1003] I don't like, I don't love wearing baseball caps.
[1004] I could wear one.
[1005] But I feel like a fedora.
[1006] Wow.
[1007] Just truly horrible hats.
[1008] Yeah, maybe.
[1009] Wow.
[1010] Wow.
[1011] How many bad hats?
[1012] Just like a make it a thing for you.
[1013] Like a train conductor hat.
[1014] Ooh, a little cap.
[1015] A little driver cat.
[1016] A little cangle hat.
[1017] A little cangle.
[1018] You can do the visor?
[1019] It'll look like a newsy.
[1020] A visor.
[1021] So I wear visors when I, when I run, when I play tennis or golf.
[1022] What's it deal with like straw visors?
[1023] Do you like those?
[1024] I've seen there like all over the place.
[1025] Visors are pretty in right now, I've noticed.
[1026] But like the straw ones seem to be like a big ones.
[1027] Like the big ones.
[1028] Yeah.
[1029] I think visors are better for people.
[1030] with long hair because you don't have to wear your hair down on your neck, which can get really hot.
[1031] So now there's sun hats that have like a hole on the top.
[1032] Yeah, does that, does that hurt your head?
[1033] Like does it burn your head?
[1034] Not having a cover?
[1035] Well, it depends.
[1036] If your hair's pulled back, then your hair is probably covering your part.
[1037] But if your part is like open, you should put sunscreen on it because it can burn.
[1038] And mine has.
[1039] I see Billy as like a straw, like the big straw hat.
[1040] It's like an umbrella type deal, I think.
[1041] Like, and I just seem to go to the beach.
[1042] He has like, you know, assorted chairs in one hand.
[1043] wrangling a cooler in the other wrangling a kid with his feet his wife as the other kid you know and they're just like those big hats are great they are like I used to be anti that now I can love it I will say the best thing about this fish barbecue lobster event I got so much free shit I was oh my god I was so happy I walked around this event I got Lee a big fishing hat I got a pair of gloves that are what they work up to a thousand degrees for grilling and like put in your oven like oven miss basically that's one those things you just have to blindly trust Yeah, right.
[1044] I'm never going to.
[1045] I'm never going to try it.
[1046] I'm not taking your word for this.
[1047] Why who am I putting it a thousand degrees?
[1048] I got this great.
[1049] It's a grill kilt.
[1050] It's like a kilt like skirt thing.
[1051] Oh yeah.
[1052] They were all wearing it.
[1053] With pockets.
[1054] Did you get to keep that?
[1055] Yes, I got to keep it.
[1056] And I got like I got this really pretty nice Yetty.
[1057] It was amazing.
[1058] So I was really the highlight of my trip.
[1059] So like Lehman and I got a we got to go to Key West, which was fun.
[1060] You know, made our little way, drove down there.
[1061] we're like, this is fun.
[1062] It actually wasn't bad.
[1063] The other thing I'll say about Key West, August, no cars on the road, no people at the hotel.
[1064] It's a thousand degrees.
[1065] No one in the pool because it's a thousand degrees.
[1066] Nobody wants to be out there.
[1067] You don't want to be in the pool.
[1068] I don't want to be in the pool.
[1069] School just started.
[1070] No one's taking their kids on vacation.
[1071] It was a bar empty.
[1072] Saturday morning, bright sunny day.
[1073] Man. Three hours there, three hours back.
[1074] No, no, like, you just step out of your house and you're like, wow, it's really sunny.
[1075] Looks like a good beach day.
[1076] Guess I'm not going because it's so hot, dude.
[1077] Well, that's the thing.
[1078] Like, it's also hot in Miami.
[1079] Sammy.
[1080] And at least we were hot in Key West.
[1081] I mean, I'm also not someone that's going to lay out in the peak afternoon sun.
[1082] I just read my book inside for a couple hours.
[1083] So guys, now we have the club every week, right?
[1084] Brought to you by Jose Cuervo.
[1085] Thank you, Quiro.
[1086] A lot of sounds don't get used on that.
[1087] So I've decided to create something for mystery crate.
[1088] I love this.
[1089] That we're going to try to do as often as possible.
[1090] I'm into the EDM music.
[1091] This song's a little intense, but I made a little bit of a rave song for all the homies here.
[1092] Mr. Crea.
[1093] You guys want to hear it?
[1094] How brave of you.
[1095] Rafe presented by Quervo?
[1096] No, rave.
[1097] I don't know, but it's available.
[1098] You just got to speak things into existence.
[1099] You made this song?
[1100] I made it.
[1101] Ready?
[1102] Like you're a musician?
[1103] It's starting right now.
[1104] Here it is.
[1105] Gonorrhea.
[1106] I am really high.
[1107] I am really high.
[1108] I am really high.
[1109] You win a gold.
[1110] You have a small penis.
[1111] Okay?
[1112] The guy who does it win in has a very large penis.
[1113] He says, hey, give me the gold medal.
[1114] I'll give you my large penis.
[1115] Do you do it?
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