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[4] Wow, hi there, Lindsay.
[5] Meet Conan and Sona.
[6] Hello.
[7] Hey, Lindsay, how are you?
[8] I'm just pretty cool, calm, and collected, man. Oh, yeah.
[9] No, man, I'm like pooping my pants doing a little dance.
[10] It's pretty nice.
[11] Oh, that's so nice.
[12] Well, it's very nice to meet you.
[13] You as well.
[14] What a pleasure.
[15] I'm getting a very positive, bright energy off of you.
[16] You're very, you know, is it right just before you jumped on the line?
[17] I think someone mentioned this is a special day for you.
[18] Yes, yeah, it is my 40th birthday.
[19] Hey!
[20] This is so wild.
[21] Who knew that this was a dream that I had that had just manifested like this.
[22] So cool.
[23] Wow, you have the same birthday as Hitler.
[24] Hitler, yes.
[25] And, oh, are you ready for this?
[26] Columbine shooting.
[27] the BP oil spill, there's another massacre.
[28] And yeah, but I, my goal is to elevate all of these nasty things that happened in the past.
[29] Wait a minute, wait a minute, but hold on a second.
[30] You sounds like you're being clearly very selective about, yeah, Hitler's birthday, that's a big one.
[31] And my apologies, but you're also going way out of your way to find these other disasters that, I mean, everyone's had bad things happen on their birthday.
[32] I feel like for such a positive.
[33] person you went out of your way.
[34] Who knows when the BP oil spill happened?
[35] I guess if it's your birthday.
[36] It is on your birthday.
[37] But how many people when they're like, oh wow, Lindsay, you know, happy birthday.
[38] Sorry about the BP oil spill.
[39] Well, now that Matt Damon had that movie, I think everyone knows about it, right?
[40] Wasn't there like a BP oil spill movie that he was in?
[41] Yeah, but I don't think people walk around thinking about that Matt Damon movie.
[42] I don't think people saw that Matt Damon You know, I'm just, I just think there are plenty of nice things that we could look up that happened on this day and probably really good celebrities.
[43] Yeah, it's my niece's birthday, too.
[44] Yeah.
[45] And everyone smokes weed today.
[46] Oh, yeah, it's 420.
[47] I know.
[48] It's the best.
[49] That's what I woke up and did this morning for 420.
[50] Oh, happy birthday.
[51] See.
[52] And guess what?
[53] And guess what?
[54] And guess what?
[55] Yeah, Hitler, you know, probably on his birthday, used to.
[56] to celebrate by smoking weed.
[57] Exactly.
[58] Where are you coming from right now?
[59] And I mean mentally and spiritually, not where are you?
[60] No, where are you?
[61] I'm in Halifax, Nova Scotia, in my basement.
[62] Oh, okay, you're in your basement in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
[63] Wow, okay.
[64] Who are you hiding from?
[65] Well, when I did my sound stuff yesterday with Will, he said, you can't be upstairs, it's too echoy.
[66] So I ran down to the only place it has carpet, and then I set up a weird desk down here so I felt semi -legit very nice well the acoustics are terrific I love your will impression I'm sorry is that a hunting console video game back oh yes Buck Hunter Wow Buck Hunter wait it's a video it's a video game where you shoot at Buck you shoot it deer oh that's cool not just deer elk you can go to Africa or to Australia and shoot all the This is such a, I'm sorry, this is such a Nova Scotia video game.
[67] With this video game, we can go shoot some deer.
[68] Yeah, there's some right outside.
[69] I don't want to go out there.
[70] I'll shoot deer here on the video game.
[71] Do you ever want to go to other planets?
[72] No, I'm good.
[73] Is there a snowshoe video game?
[74] Yeah, there's a snowshoe video game, and then there's an ice fishing game.
[75] How does it work?
[76] You sit on the ice and you cut a hole, and then you just wait.
[77] Yeah, you turn all the heat off in your house for a while.
[78] Yeah.
[79] Oh, no. I love this whole string of far North American video games that you can play.
[80] There's one called Snow Slog around in the snow.
[81] And then you knock icicles off of branches.
[82] Well, you've got to include ice road truckers in there somehow, too, right?
[83] Because that's what really I think they came from.
[84] So you live in a house with some dudes?
[85] Yeah, I have three guys.
[86] roommates.
[87] Just living the dream.
[88] Wow.
[89] Wow.
[90] That's nice.
[91] And I bought a I bought the house actually with two of them.
[92] So just a very unconventional thing.
[93] But with the housing market being what it is, we just, sure.
[94] Does everybody get along?
[95] Oh, yes.
[96] Super well.
[97] Like really well.
[98] And two of my roommates are also like business owners.
[99] So it's like they get what it's like, you know, weird schedules and stress.
[100] What is your profession?
[101] What do you do?
[102] On my business card, it says happiness enabler.
[103] but that could mean many things.
[104] I have a business where I get people naked and salty in float tanks.
[105] Okay.
[106] Wait, is this, is this?
[107] Oh, float tanks.
[108] Sensory deprivation float tanks.
[109] Well, as you said naked and salty, I just blacked out.
[110] I didn't hear the last part.
[111] I'm just being revived now.
[112] So wait, so this is one of those flotation therapy.
[113] What is it?
[114] Sensory deprivation.
[115] Is that what we're talking about?
[116] Absolutely.
[117] Yeah, that's exactly it.
[118] So what happens?
[119] The person gets naked, they get in the tank, and then they float in a saline solution.
[120] Is this the idea to recreate the womb?
[121] Well, a lot of people will say that it is similar to the adult womb, but the cool thing is, is that when you're floating, because there's no sight, sounds, or smells, and then the temperature of the water is the same as your body.
[122] Your brain's not being pinged all the time, and you go into a deep state of relaxation.
[123] So it's amazing for things like anxiety and depression, but also then pain management.
[124] But it's just really nice to be away from your phone for 75 minutes and you just float in this cozy womb -like environment.
[125] Oh, see, every time I've done it, I've brought my phone.
[126] Oh, no. And my laptop.
[127] And several times I've gotten in there with my father -in -law and we just, we float around and he's very critical of some of my business decisions.
[128] So I think I'm doing it wrong.
[129] That's on me. Yeah, yeah.
[130] I think so.
[131] Yeah.
[132] I went in there with a tax advisor once and I just came out more nervous.
[133] It's just your office.
[134] It was just a terrible idea.
[135] I brought a couple of writers.
[136] We pitched on some.
[137] You did it one time with Fran Dresher, didn't you?
[138] I got him with Fran Dresher and I asked her, you know, about the nanny.
[139] And she was like, eh.
[140] And, um, all right, I'm doing float tank wrong.
[141] I, thank you.
[142] Yeah.
[143] I would say that you should try, like, a more individual experience.
[144] If you really want to, like, elevate it?
[145] One time I got in with an auctioneer, that was a bad idea.
[146] And I got, I was so nervous when I got out.
[147] And I had purchased like a 1977 El Dorado.
[148] Yeah, and a team of oxen.
[149] Yeah, and some oxen.
[150] And it was just a disaster.
[151] Wow.
[152] So, wow, this is, I have to try this.
[153] Gourley, have you tried.
[154] This sounds like something you would have tried.
[155] I have done it.
[156] Yes, I've done it twice.
[157] I had a really good experience and then a not so good experience.
[158] Not so good one?
[159] Yeah.
[160] They're all different.
[161] When you say you're not so good one, what was that like?
[162] Well, I thought it was kind of like a jacuzzi, so I dunked my head, but then I immediately got my eyes, salt.
[163] It's heavy salt content.
[164] It got my eyes and it stung for hours.
[165] Yeah, yeah.
[166] That's a mistake that you don't want to make.
[167] Yeah.
[168] So don't do that again.
[169] Okay, I won't.
[170] But if you've already even tried it twice, like that's more, that's what you should do at minimum.
[171] Because the first time, when you see a float tank for the first time, you're just like, you want me to get into that what and I'm in the dark.
[172] So we spend a lot of time like walking folks through the process to ensure that they're feeling cozy and stuff.
[173] But yeah, don't dunk your head in the water.
[174] Because if you get up your nose, it feels like battery acid.
[175] Yeah, it does.
[176] Conan, I think it'd be interesting to see how you would deal with it.
[177] The first time I started talking to myself.
[178] I was kind of.
[179] I talk to myself now.
[180] I know, but I mean, really, like in different characters.
[181] Like you just get, you have no input.
[182] Well, then you're really going to go for it.
[183] Can you even shut your brain on?
[184] you think for like over an hour?
[185] No, it's never been, when I worked at The Simpsons years ago, this other writer, Mike Reese just was watching me, he watched me for a whole day just babbling and burbling and talking and he just looked at me and he said, how do you sleep at night?
[186] Yeah, at first I thought he meant how, like, you should feel so guilty.
[187] How do you live with yourself?
[188] But he meant really, how do you shut that thing off?
[189] And can you shut it off now?
[190] Because you're annoying.
[191] Oh, you know what we should do is put you in a 75 -minute sensory deprivation tank, but mic it.
[192] And then that's an episode of the podcast.
[193] It just goes out.
[194] Yes.
[195] Oh, my goodness.
[196] You should do that.
[197] Do you think you could do it?
[198] I think you could do it.
[199] It might be good for you.
[200] And you should do it.
[201] If we can have advertising and monetize it, I will do it.
[202] Well, you know, that's the problem.
[203] That's the problem.
[204] Adam gets pumped, by the way.
[205] Here's the thing.
[206] I'm going to be in the tank, right?
[207] This is exactly what's going to happen.
[208] I'm going to be in the tank and you're going to notice me. I'll be talking.
[209] and doing my shtick and, you know, old -timey voice and ooh, and then all of a sudden I'll get real quiet and mellow, and then suddenly I'm going to go, ha, mizzen and maid.
[210] There is no better, if you want to be wearing clothes that look business smart, but have athletic stretch, you watch Mizan and Maine.
[211] You can wear them in a float tank, get out, and they're ready to go.
[212] Yeah, we're going to float tank, get out, and attend to your niece's bat mitzvah.
[213] First a tile.
[214] I'm going to, I'm very, I'm also fascinated by the idea that people in, you know, if you're in Halifax, Nova Scotia in the winter, you're in a sensory deprivation tank already, aren't you?
[215] You know what?
[216] The thing when, so our more winter advertising marketing goes, do you want to escape to a warm vacation and pretend you're on the beach?
[217] Because that's what it feels like.
[218] I see.
[219] Some people will bring in, shit you're not like ocean sounds to listen to.
[220] and they'll go in and just float and listen to ocean sounds and pretend that they're at a beach in, like, Cuba.
[221] Or, wait, can you guys get to Cuba yet?
[222] Wait, I don't know.
[223] Can we?
[224] I'll pick some results.
[225] We did, but I don't know.
[226] We still can.
[227] Didn't want it to be a touchy subject or anything.
[228] We could, then we couldn't, but I don't know if we can again.
[229] Oh.
[230] Yeah.
[231] But anyway, people will do that in the wintertime, and because it's so good for pain management, and everyone hates shoveling and is sore from shoveling here all the time, then it's amazing for that, too.
[232] It sounds like a business must be booming, right?
[233] It must be doing well.
[234] It's, to be honest, it's doing incredibly well, but it's bittersweet because a lot of folks are just in a really hard space right now.
[235] And we're trying to, so we're seeing a lot of people who are, you know, at the end of their rope.
[236] And I'm just really grateful that we're there for them and providing our service.
[237] But man, like, it is, every day we have someone say to us, like, I love you.
[238] You guys are the best.
[239] And so it's a very fulfilling industry to be in.
[240] That's very nice that you're helping people because, I mean, yeah, it's a business but it sounds like people were really getting a lot of good therapy.
[241] They come in, they relax, they chill.
[242] I would like to recreate, you know, what it was like when I was in the womb, but I'd need to get a recording of my father yelling at my older brothers because I think I'm sure I heard a lot of that.
[243] I'm sure that's all I heard.
[244] Him losing his temper.
[245] Luke, Neil, no. This next one better be better.
[246] And does another baby enter the womb while you're in there?
[247] Because you guys were so close to each other in age?
[248] It's disgusting.
[249] I'm sorry.
[250] Isn't that true, though?
[251] Oh, is that like an Irish?
[252] It's an Irish twins thing.
[253] You guys are so close to names.
[254] But you guys literally did a baton pass.
[255] No, no, I literally, I was born six months after my brother, Luke, and four months before my sister Kate.
[256] And yeah, so we spent.
[257] quality time, we'd swap stories.
[258] It's like when you share a cell.
[259] Are you training a new employee?
[260] Yeah, it's when you go to jail.
[261] When you enter the cell, there's usually someone who's been there for eight months.
[262] And then, yeah, and they tell you like, you got to watch out in the shower.
[263] This guy's going to try and stab you.
[264] And then they're like, well, I'm out.
[265] I'll see it on the outside.
[266] And then, so that's what happened pretty much.
[267] Watch out for that birth canal.
[268] It gets you every time.
[269] It gets me easier every time.
[270] Oh, no. Oh, man, that's true.
[271] It's true.
[272] It's true.
[273] Well, this is nice.
[274] It's your birthday.
[275] You're up there helping people.
[276] You're locking them into tanks of salt water, probably half the time against their will, but helping them.
[277] You know, I'm just curious.
[278] I know sometimes people have a question for me, like a way that I can help them out or anything I can do for them.
[279] Is there anything I can do for you?
[280] Oh, gosh.
[281] there's anything I could, you could do for me, it would just be, to be my best friend in real life.
[282] But this actually, I don't have, I mean, I'm open.
[283] I'm available.
[284] Yeah.
[285] Oh, are you accepting applications?
[286] Does that, not even applications.
[287] I'm just ready to, I'm desperate.
[288] Yeah.
[289] I have a lot of acquaintances and friends, but I've noticed that when I try and make plans with them, you know, they're busy.
[290] They say, yeah, we'll get there.
[291] We'll do it.
[292] That'll be fine.
[293] But you sound like you'd be like a really good friend, you know.
[294] I'm an amazing friend.
[295] And I am very good at it.
[296] You'd let me go down to the basement and play that cool video game where I get to shoot deer.
[297] Yeah.
[298] Yeah, some buck hunter.
[299] It was awesome that they have that game.
[300] I know.
[301] It's so wild.
[302] Like, it's funny.
[303] It's one of those games that I played 20 years ago when I bartended because it was always in, like, different bars in Halifax.
[304] And then it just started disappearing.
[305] And then I just looked it up and found that you could buy, like, an arcade console at Best Buy, which is what I did.
[306] How much was it?
[307] It was $800.
[308] Oh.
[309] $800?
[310] Yeah, $800.
[311] And it seriously is about that giant console you've got behind you?
[312] Yeah.
[313] I had to build it myself too, which is like, you know, just another day in the life of Lindsay doing good things.
[314] I like you, Lindsay.
[315] This is interesting.
[316] It's turned into a Best Buy commercial.
[317] Yeah.
[318] If you want to have all the excitement and thrill of hunting for buck, hunting for deer.
[319] Yeah.
[320] But you don't want to go outside and you don't own a gun.
[321] You can go to Best Buy and get Buck Hunter.
[322] It's a very cool game.
[323] And that's $800.
[324] I mean, I don't even know.
[325] This is not a real ad, but I think this is.
[326] It's pretty great.
[327] If I start talking about this, maybe Best Buy will say, hey, we should kick some money back to Conan and then we'll kick it back to you.
[328] Or you'll get a free Buck Hunter.
[329] Yeah, I want a free Buck Hunter.
[330] Yeah, me too.
[331] You need that for your new studio space, I think.
[332] And you can have the volume as loud or low as you want.
[333] too so it can get aggressive or it can just be one of those you know what i'm just going to go out and kill a few antelope and i'm going to get back to the meeting can you is there a setting where the animals attack you uh there is not however i'm always thinking of a way to fix things yeah i think the uh in i want buck hunter too to come out where they have guns and they're coming after you and then it that's a that's a more interesting yeah buck the hunter yeah well uh i think that that's something that I'm sure the buck hunter team would love to hear about and I think that you should just write them a really pleasant email yeah animals with guns what could go wrong yeah yeah it's time they even the score uh blak hunter too um Lindsay uh you're a murder fan aren't you I can tell oh my goodness I I am which is weird because I'm a light bubbly person you're that I love yeah you know I am too right I love murder um I do.
[334] I'm fascinated with murder.
[335] I only watch murder shows.
[336] I live for murder.
[337] And I realize that's a terrible thing to say.
[338] Yeah.
[339] And I'm so sorry that there is murder.
[340] But I love murder.
[341] I love documentaries about murder, books about murder.
[342] Give me that true crime goodness.
[343] Yes.
[344] Is that a big part of your life?
[345] So I would say, yeah.
[346] Like, I mean, I listen to a lot of podcasts and stuff.
[347] But I also have a sister who has a really interesting job.
[348] She's like a forensic firearms specialist.
[349] So.
[350] She will be delivered guns from the police or the RCMP and then she'll like take them apart, put them back together, fire them off and decide if they were actually can do what they were supposed to do.
[351] And then what happens, she may get called to court to be an expert witness.
[352] So it's interesting because like she does this really intense, important, specific job that I cannot believe she does.
[353] It's like CSI.
[354] So she's looking at if someone gets shot and there's a murder.
[355] and it involves a handgun, she's actually looking at the wound and doing ballistic stuff and then checking out the gun to see if it works?
[356] Not the wound.
[357] No, she's not like a crime scene investigator.
[358] She's just all basically making sure that the gun can fire, do it does.
[359] But then also, too, she has a whole bunch of guns that come in that are like Tommy guns or bazookas.
[360] What?
[361] Yeah.
[362] Who's committing a crime with a bazooka?
[363] Yeah, they have, they confiscated from someone and then, again, they have to prove that it actually works for them to to maybe file a, blah, you know.
[364] That's 420, man. Sure, man. 420, sorry.
[365] You woke up.
[366] Just all the police, man. You waked and baked Hitler's birthday and then shot some buck.
[367] Just another Wednesday around these parts.
[368] That's crazy.
[369] That's crazy that you could visit your sister and should be in the backyard firing a bazooka.
[370] Does she just have a bunch of ballistics gel statues?
[371] and centerpieces in her house?
[372] I'm trying to think of actually, so not that she works in a lab, so it's not just in her house, but she builds her own guns and ammunition herself.
[373] She's always been, she's a professional, like, shooter too.
[374] I love that do -it -yourself kind of home -mec spirit used to build guns.
[375] You know what I mean?
[376] It's just like the Julia Childs of gun making.
[377] Yeah.
[378] Oh, you can do this at home.
[379] Oh, look what I made.
[380] This is a good thing for your kids to do.
[381] Oh, hollow -tipped and mercury -coated, 44 caliber, man -stopper.
[382] Can be served with a side of four grower.
[383] Shatters beautifully when it strikes the skin.
[384] It's the interior.
[385] Nary a bone left in sight.
[386] Want to cover the room up with plastic everywhere because this is going to make a delightful mess.
[387] Oh, man. You have a nice, do you do improv?
[388] You've got a good yes and going for yourself there, Lindsay.
[389] Do you do a lot of improv or anything?
[390] Because you're very funny and quick and you have that natural kind of, you add to the kind of.
[391] comedic flow really nicely.
[392] That's like the most amazing thing to hear from you.
[393] So, uh, uh, why did you just bomb it?
[394] Comedy, like comedy and standup is my favorite thing.
[395] And I've actually just started writing to do, um, some standup.
[396] It's funny because people say, I have always wanted to try standup.
[397] And it's like, I believe that it's something that I'm going to work at to do.
[398] I, and honestly, my favorite thing to do in the world is laugh.
[399] Like, it's so much fun to have, Fun.
[400] Laughter is like the best thing in the world.
[401] Like, let me pee my pants.
[402] My muscles down there aren't working very well anyway.
[403] And I'm just like, it's great.
[404] Jesus Christ, what happened?
[405] It just makes some notes.
[406] Apparently, I have a stressed pelvis.
[407] What?
[408] Yeah.
[409] And I have zero kids.
[410] So this has been an interesting thing to learn.
[411] Wow.
[412] I'm going to Google that.
[413] Everyone's seen their pelvic floor physiotherapist.
[414] I didn't think we were going here at all.
[415] No. I'm stunned.
[416] But I'm also not surprised.
[417] Yeah.
[418] It's just what happens here.
[419] I complimented you on your comedic skills and you went right to spills.
[420] And you went right to your weak pelvic floor.
[421] Yeah.
[422] And here we are.
[423] I wouldn't look that up.
[424] Yeah.
[425] I wouldn't do it.
[426] If you've had kids, you should look it up son.
[427] No, stressed pelvis is a red flag Google search.
[428] Yeah.
[429] Stressed pelvic floor.
[430] Okay.
[431] Is this something to guys too?
[432] I don't know.
[433] Not the pelvic floor part, but guys can experience, I was going to say incompetence.
[434] I have relaxed pelvis.
[435] Yes.
[436] I have been diagnosed with incompetence.
[437] I know exactly what you're talking about.
[438] It's like, yeah, I'm 100 out of 100.
[439] If they made it depends for incompetence, I would be their biggest spokesperson.
[440] I would depend on them.
[441] Yes.
[442] I think you have.
[443] A good compass.
[444] You have an amazing compass.
[445] So I think you'll...
[446] I say...
[447] And I mean, you're my North Star, though, right?
[448] Oh, I don't know about that compass.
[449] Oh, your compass just went screwy.
[450] You just drove into a tree, yeah.
[451] Well, Lindsay, it's, first of all, happy birthday.
[452] Yes.
[453] Thank you.
[454] Oh, my goodness.
[455] Thank you.
[456] Yeah, you really are a funny, nice, positive person, and it's lovely to talk to you.
[457] And I just, you know, if you have a question for me, I'm happy to answer it.
[458] Oh, yeah.
[459] Okay, my question for you, Conan.
[460] One is, do you have a meditation practice of your own?
[461] And the follow would be, would you consider trying floating at all?
[462] Well, I'll answer the second one first.
[463] I will definitely consider floating.
[464] And I think we should put a mic on me. I do too.
[465] And I think we're going to do this.
[466] You definitely should.
[467] This is going to happen.
[468] So that's going to happen soon.
[469] And thanks to you, Lindsay, for putting us on to that.
[470] I will tell you this, I've had a terror.
[471] I've tried to meditate.
[472] Yeah.
[473] It is not gone well.
[474] And I know people say you've just got to keep at it.
[475] Yeah.
[476] I may be, there was a famous saying once, I think Freud said the only people who are immune to therapy of the Irish.
[477] And I may be immune to meditation.
[478] It sounds like you're immune to believing in yourself right now.
[479] You know, just start with that.
[480] Like let's shift that.
[481] in yourself you can meditate oh no no you don't understand lindsay i know me i've met me you know the way when you're supposed to believe in people but if they've screwed you over many many many times it's time to that's me yeah i have i have i have i have i have written bad checks to myself so many times that uh all my friends agree you've got to cut cone and loose so that's where i am i have tried meditation i've tried uh many times and it does does not come naturally to me, but I'm determined to crack it one day.
[482] What about trying, have you tried transcendental meditation?
[483] Is that where I get a word?
[484] Yes, yeah.
[485] And I say the word over and over again.
[486] Katta -a -ka.
[487] Yeah, he's gotta -ka, cat -a -ca.
[488] Yeah, purple monkey dishwasher.
[489] Wow, okay.
[490] You know, maybe I'll try it.
[491] Maybe I'll try it.
[492] I'm definitely getting in the tent.
[493] We'll mic that as well.
[494] Yeah, yeah.
[495] Yeah, exactly.
[496] Yes, that's right.
[497] If our listeners, I'm going to make a 45 -minute tape of me just saying, get a guy.
[498] Got a guy.
[499] And we'll offer that up for our loyal viewers.
[500] ASMR is the hot shit right now, so I'm sure that people will buy it.
[501] Do you?
[502] Oh, my God, me too.
[503] I do.
[504] I love it.
[505] I love the cooking videos with the sounds.
[506] Oh, muckbang.
[507] Oh, the blending.
[508] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[509] Are you talking about muck bang?
[510] People go and they cut up the soap.
[511] in different ways and then you cut the soaps and it goes the sound like.
[512] What do you?
[513] Muck bang is like eating videos.
[514] I'm talking to Lindsay and you two are talking to each other.
[515] This is the stupidest interview I can imagine.
[516] I'm literally Lindsay's talking and she's discussing like what and she's the focus here and in the corner girl he's like but wait what do you talk?
[517] Oh yeah.
[518] Someone is the focus but like I'm just here to.
[519] She's the focus on 420.
[520] Yeah.
[521] Out of focus.
[522] Hey.
[523] That's good.
[524] Definitely, definitely try floating.
[525] You got to do it.
[526] I want, this is going to happen.
[527] We're going to do it.
[528] My only prerequisite is that I'm completely nude in there.
[529] But you have to be.
[530] You have to be.
[531] You wanted to be?
[532] Oh, I just assumed I'd be in like 1920s bathing season.
[533] No, no. No. As you put it, your full Don Johnson is out there.
[534] You can leave the one piece of unit tired at home.
[535] Okay.
[536] You can wear that in.
[537] Then where does the mic go?
[538] Well, it's a clip on.
[539] Ooh, maybe up here.
[540] Do one those bone ones.
[541] No, that's for hearing one.
[542] The Britney Spears one.
[543] I think it has to be a room mic hanging above so you get a reverberation.
[544] You can't, if you mic me and I'm in a tank of saline, you've pretty much created a battery.
[545] You know, you're introducing electricity into a salt water tank with a human floating in it.
[546] I'll be killed.
[547] That's a risk we should take.
[548] Yes, you're right.
[549] You should take that risk for the car.
[550] content, I think.
[551] Yeah, I think so.
[552] As a former engineer who just performed like a really quick wrist matrixy in my head, you're good.
[553] Wait a minute, your major qualification is that you assembled Buck Hunter.
[554] I'm sorry.
[555] Hey, I was a chemical engineer in my previous life.
[556] Uh -huh.
[557] What have you done?
[558] I was a chemical engineer and I assembled Buck Hunter.
[559] Now get in the tank and hold on to this electrical cord.
[560] Lindsay, happy birthday.
[561] Really nice to meet you.
[562] you're a great person.
[563] I hope we meet in person someday.
[564] That'd be cool.
[565] It would be super cool.
[566] This is such an remarkable experience.
[567] Thank you so much.
[568] I'm a huge fan of you and the show and Sona and normally, like, I cannot believe that this is happening.
[569] You should treat your stressed pelvis to a flotation session.
[570] I'm about...
[571] You stop talking about her stressed pelvis.
[572] Sorry.
[573] None of your concern.
[574] So I guess I just leave room, do I hear?
[575] Is it how it's work?
[576] Yeah, I think the minute you heard...
[577] Smoke bomb prepared.
[578] Once Gourley mentioned stress pelvis for the ninth time, it's time for you to log out.
[579] Yeah, turn around three times and then believe.
[580] Conan O 'Brien needs a fan.
[581] With Conan O 'Brien, Sonam Obsessian, and Matt Gourley.
[582] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[583] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Joanna Solitaireoff, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson at Earwolf.
[584] Music by Jimmy Vivino.
[585] Supervising producer Aaron Blaird.
[586] Associate talent producer Jennifer Samples, Associate producers Sean Doherty and Lisa Berm, engineered by Will Bechton.
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