Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
[0] Conan O 'Brien needs a fan.
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[3] Okay, let's get started.
[4] Hi, Michael J. Welcome to Conan O 'Brien needs a fan.
[5] Hey, Michael J. How are you?
[6] I'm doing great.
[7] How are you?
[8] I'm doing terrific.
[9] Where are you in the world right now, Michael J?
[10] I am in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.
[11] Ah, famous spot where the Wright brothers' first plane took flight, right?
[12] Kitty Hawk?
[13] Well, you know, I hate to start our interview off with a correction, Conan, but the history books tell us that the Wright brothers flew in Kitty Hawk.
[14] They actually flew in Kill Devil Hills, which is just south of Kitty Hawk.
[15] And the reason that Kitty Hawk gets the notoriety is that there's no telegraph office in Kill Devil Hills.
[16] So after they flew, they had to go up to Kitty Hawk, send the telegram.
[17] And then I think it's a PR thing because Kitty Hawk sounds much more aeronautical than Kill Devil Hills.
[18] Okay, let me tell you something, Michael J. You are dead to me now.
[19] Oh.
[20] You know, I like this guy.
[21] You corrected me on American history.
[22] I'm humiliated.
[23] Look, if I have to flame out that way, it's, I'm okay with it.
[24] No, that's a, that's fair.
[25] You seem to really know your stuff.
[26] And now I know something.
[27] And you're right.
[28] No. I do know that the captions of the plane, of the photograph of the plane flying, say, Kill Devil Hill.
[29] So, yes, you are correct.
[30] You just upped me on that.
[31] I didn't know that.
[32] That's fantastic.
[33] Well, I panicked and I just tried to make, I don't think I've ever seen a photo that said that.
[34] He made it up.
[35] I made it up.
[36] You know what?
[37] I think, I think after you said it, it's written in and it's, it's now, I mean, that's gospel.
[38] You know what?
[39] Michael Jay, you went in 30 seconds from being dead to me to being my best friend ever.
[40] Oh.
[41] Because you paid me that compliment of saying that anything I say is gospel.
[42] Tell us a little bit about yourself, Michael Jay.
[43] I like you.
[44] You got great energy.
[45] I'm clicking with you right away.
[46] What do you do?
[47] What's your, what's your profession?
[48] Well, I'm a retired clown, circus clown.
[49] Me too.
[50] I'm no wonder.
[51] Although I'm having trouble retiring, but no, I very much, I'm with you, man. I feel the same.
[52] I feel your pain.
[53] So you are, you've been a circus clown for how long?
[54] For 20 years now, so started in 2004, yeah.
[55] That's amazing.
[56] And were you trained?
[57] Did you go to clown college?
[58] did you, you know, what was your background?
[59] How did you get into clowning?
[60] I didn't.
[61] And I'm, I'm going to correct you again, Conan.
[62] There's no such thing as clown college, like a sort of academic institution.
[63] Clown college that most people know of is really the Ringling Brothers training camp.
[64] It's like, uh, it wasn't it called?
[65] I'm, now I'm going to correct you.
[66] It wasn't no, no, no, you're correct.
[67] You're correct.
[68] You're correct.
[69] You're correct.
[70] You're called the clown college.
[71] Yeah.
[72] People, wait a minute.
[73] Wait a minute.
[74] I'm totally fine with him correcting you.
[75] Michael Jay, that's fine to correct me, but it turns out I was, you just said I was correct.
[76] I was dating a girl once in another lifetime, long time ago.
[77] This is weeks ago.
[78] No, I'm kidding.
[79] Many, many years ago, I was dating this woman.
[80] And after we dated, she was working at the time in a sports bar and she was waiting tables.
[81] And we dated a little bit in Chicago.
[82] Then afterwards, she said, I'm off.
[83] and I said, where are you going?
[84] And she said, I'm off to clown college.
[85] And she had never mentioned anything about that.
[86] And then I told some of the other writers at SNL, and they started making lots of jokes about, you know, before you went to bed with her, would you take off your really long shoes?
[87] Did she sometimes have to sweep up the spotlight around the apartment?
[88] So it was a mistake to mention that to a bunch of SNL writers.
[89] Anyway, the best thing is to imagine the noises that might come out of a room of the, Ha -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -hhhhh.
[90] Oh, when you're doing it.
[91] Highly erotic.
[92] Guess what?
[93] I'm, you just aroused me. I'm going to say, hey, come on.
[94] Oh, come on.
[95] Yeah.
[96] I'm sorry.
[97] The idea of a clown doing it and making that noise, I think, is one of my kinks.
[98] I want to tell you something, Michael J. You seem like you have a great sense of humor.
[99] You'd be good at clowning.
[100] What kind of clown were you?
[101] What was your persona?
[102] So, I like to practice something I call benevolent clowning.
[103] So a lot of clowns are kind of like real mischievous and like are going to, you know, like stick it to you and, you know.
[104] Pennywise.
[105] Well, yeah.
[106] It's going to stick it to you.
[107] Pennywise is not a nice clown.
[108] Malicious clown.
[109] And so I, I tend to be sort of a, you know, a clown sort of from the heart.
[110] I like to find the idiocy, the, you know, the idiocy in a moment.
[111] and sort of live in that.
[112] We sit in the muck is a thing the clowns say a lot.
[113] I ascribe to that philosophy, which is there are different comedic schools.
[114] Some comedians like to, I'm the teller of truth.
[115] I'm above you telling you about the world.
[116] I like to be in the mud or the muck, as you guys call it.
[117] I like mostly the joke to be on me. but also sometimes I like it to be about Matt Gourley and Sonomofesson.
[118] I feel like I'm pulling them down into the mud with me and rubbing muck all over them.
[119] That's my philosophy.
[120] I think it might have been Buster Keaton who said the audience loves a slow thinker.
[121] And so I like to be a slow thinker that has just a big heart.
[122] Yeah.
[123] Because I look like, and for people listening, they won't be able to see me. but I look like if a panda bear and a human being merged into one and like we got in a fly teleportation pod accident like I'm like a panda so that's that's sort of the clowning that I sort of I lead with that.
[124] That's, I like your philosophy.
[125] I think it's very sweet.
[126] And so you've been a clown for a long time and it sounds like you've been successful entertaining people.
[127] Is that pretty much the plan going forward or is there something else you're working on?
[128] You know, that's interesting.
[129] I, a lot of beautiful boxes have been checked in my life and I feel very extraordinarily lucky to have, you know, led the path that I have.
[130] And so I'm not sure, I'm really on the lookout for something, whatever is next.
[131] And so recently I became a certified death doula.
[132] Whoa.
[133] A death duel.
[134] Yeah.
[135] Are you familiar with that?
[136] Well, I'm conjuring what I think it might be, and I may have been around it.
[137] These are people that, when someone's passing, when there are, is a death dula there for the person who's dying or for the people who are grieving?
[138] Both.
[139] Both.
[140] Okay.
[141] The easiest way to describe it is, where's a birth dula, so like midwives and birth dula.
[142] Yep.
[143] A birth duel helps in the labor of birth, a death duel helps in the labor of death because there is a sequence of events that happens that, you know, for a person who's in the process of death and dying, and it's, you know, it's something where you can help them in their journey.
[144] You can help the families in their journey.
[145] You know, you're there to help educate.
[146] I have no idea how somebody prepares for that or how you can learn about that.
[147] I was around someone, and it's not a tragic story, it was someone who was very, very old, who was passing on and, I mean, I think close to 100, if not 100, and they were passing on it.
[148] It was the first time I had been around a death dula, and I was really impressed with the explanations they were giving about what's happening, and that this is a very natural process.
[149] Obviously sometimes, it's not a natural someone's, you know, a bank safe falls on them, that's not a natural process.
[150] But it's funny.
[151] Yeah, it's funny when it, you know, happens.
[152] The safe is made of natural materials.
[153] Exactly.
[154] Yeah.
[155] But in this scenario, I don't know, it blew my mind that this person was so helpful and just understood that this is what's happening.
[156] And as you know, we have a culture that isolates us from death.
[157] We scrub it clean.
[158] We don't.
[159] People used to when someone, people used to die all the time and they would have the person in the casket in the house for three days, you know, before they buried them.
[160] You're present.
[161] Now it's all been taken care of and sanitized.
[162] You're correct again, Conan, right on the spot, because it's something that we've gotten as a society, we've been very separated from funeral rights.
[163] We don't prepare the body anymore.
[164] We don't put them in a casket.
[165] We're not close to them.
[166] Basically, once our loved one dies, they, you know, get handed off.
[167] And then we, you know, they come back to us, you know, either in to earn or in a casket and then, you know, we put them in the ground.
[168] It's, uh, it's something, I think one of the biggest jobs of a death dula is just to get death back in the conversation.
[169] I think as a society, we tend to keep it at arm's length.
[170] We don't even want to say the word death.
[171] In fact, that's a, um, a debate among death duels is should we be called death duels or end of life doulas?
[172] And I think that's exactly the point is that we, we need to take the, the power away from, or the stigma attached to the word death.
[173] It's like they're contorting the words to say, I'm a life not anymore, dula.
[174] Wait, you're what?
[175] I'm a good times life over now counselor.
[176] Yeah.
[177] Which is just so string.
[178] Life the endy guy.
[179] That's too harsh.
[180] I like it.
[181] You're hired.
[182] I've got some bad news.
[183] Oh, no. Wow.
[184] My running out running out person helper.
[185] So yes.
[186] Heart ending.
[187] I very much am concerned.
[188] I want to do whatever's best for the people around me when my time comes.
[189] What about when the time before your time comes?
[190] No, fuck that.
[191] Screw all of you.
[192] What I want, Michael Jay, is I want I want some sort of in a weekend at Bernie's kind of way.
[193] I want my body to be around for a couple of weeks.
[194] And I want to be brought to parties and stuff so that people really get the idea that like he's gone and it eases the transition for everyone else and I get to party I get to party you're dead well still I get to like you know yeah put the sunglasses on what is someone and I have to take you to bars around I'm cool with that I'd forget what weekend at Bernie's was his glasses on kind of sideways yeah yeah yeah and then the thing about that and I know that we were talking about a very serious topic Michael Jay but I've taken us to weekend at Bernie's yes and you're a deaf expert and I think I want to get your opinion.
[195] The mistake they made in that movie is that when people die, they don't become floppy dummies.
[196] And this guy's dead for days.
[197] And he's just this floppy dummy so that the comedy works when in reality they should do a remake of Weekend at Bernie's where the body decomposes in the natural way, but they try the same gags.
[198] Rigger mortis and everything?
[199] Yes.
[200] Right, right, right.
[201] Yeah, when does it get stinky?
[202] Well, let's not get into that.
[203] Oh, okay.
[204] I mean, I don't want to depress Michael Jay.
[205] my body will become very odorous very quickly.
[206] Oh, come on.
[207] Because I plan to die eating a massive amount of onions and chili.
[208] Now I'm thinking about after you die how I would want you to just still be here so we could still get paid for doing this podcast.
[209] Well, that's the weekend at Bernie's plot, which is, and then you keep doing a Conan voice and jostling me. Well, no, I'll take all the past footage and just start playing it.
[210] Hey, hey, Conan, how is your weekend?
[211] Oh, gosh, nevertheless, I'm Conan O 'Brien.
[212] Nevertheless, I'm Conan O 'Brien.
[213] That's part of the comedy is it can't be perfect.
[214] Well, bingo.
[215] Never the less.
[216] There's another one.
[217] Bingo, I'm Conan O 'Brien.
[218] Hello, I'm Conan O 'Brien.
[219] I keep giving and everyone's taken.
[220] I do all the work around.
[221] Here's my chill chil -chums.
[222] You guys, you know, work.
[223] I'm the son.
[224] I lost it.
[225] I lost it.
[226] He is dead.
[227] What happened to him?
[228] There we go.
[229] This is embarrassing, but my headset cord got tangled around my chair with little wheels.
[230] And as I was talking to you, it was pulling my headset off, and I was getting pulled lower and lower.
[231] And I didn't know it was wrong.
[232] This is how you die.
[233] And I was a near -death experience.
[234] How about a near -death dula, someone who can talk with you the stages of near -death, because I think I almost bought it.
[235] it right there.
[236] Michael Jell.
[237] Well, it could be someone who comes and, like, scares you almost to death, like, and gives you different scenarios where, you know, you could almost die.
[238] I think that's a no, Michael J. Do you ever find, uh, and maybe you haven't done it for that long, but, and this, I know this is a very serious topic, but will you ever use your clowning skills as a death dula?
[239] Would they ever come out?
[240] Or maybe people are really sad.
[241] And you're like, oh, come on, everybody, don't be too sad.
[242] Well, maybe if it's a family of clowns.
[243] That's right.
[244] 75 of them step out of one hearse.
[245] I mean, look, that that's going to be, you know, when that happens, I'll have won.
[246] I'm a big believer that.
[247] The world collide.
[248] Humor.
[249] We need humor constantly.
[250] And that's my reaction to death a lot is just go with jokes right away to the grieving family members, often at the accident scene just to try and ease the pain.
[251] Okay.
[252] You're the first responder sometimes even before the ambulance.
[253] Yeah, and they'll say this guy could easily be saved if you just do some simple CPR.
[254] And I'm like, CPR, what's that stand for anyway?
[255] Cookies and prelines and Rue de Beggis?
[256] Is that what it stands for?
[257] I mean, what's going on here?
[258] He is.
[259] It's weekend at Conan's.
[260] He is dead.
[261] Are you dead now?
[262] I am dead.
[263] I don't know.
[264] I don't know what's wrong, Michael Jay.
[265] You've taken us through.
[266] To go down the weekend at Conan's street, two things.
[267] One is I feel like modern technology has to be able to give us a way to keep the bodies loose for at least a few months after death.
[268] And it has to be able to wear a Caribbean shirt.
[269] Yeah.
[270] Right.
[271] And have a group of Bunrakoo puppeteers like three or four come in like, you know, operate you.
[272] Yes.
[273] The second thing is my hope is that somehow modern technology and science gives us the ability to do what they did in Weekend at Bernie's 2, which is there was the sort of voodoo.
[274] Voodoo, that's right.
[275] Do you remember this?
[276] Well, I never watched it.
[277] The minute I heard there was a weekend at Bernie's 2, I tried to shoot myself.
[278] To make part 3.
[279] Someone wrestled the gun away from me, and I was saved.
[280] But no, but you stood in line, you stood in line, you stood in line, you stood in line for a ticket and that, and to see weekend at Bernie's 2.
[281] Did you, is that true?
[282] Michael J. You did.
[283] Absolutely.
[284] Absolutely.
[285] Did you see mannequin two on the move?
[286] No. I did not know there.
[287] Why are you bringing mannequin into it?
[288] It just seems like a similar idea.
[289] Was there a mannequin too?
[290] Yeah.
[291] Same people in it?
[292] I think it's just, no, not the main guy.
[293] I think it was just the guy who's the like, is it?
[294] Wow, you're all over this one.
[295] Well, I didn't expect to be grilled, Senator.
[296] Oh, excuse me. Then why did you introduce mannequin two if you did not have the facts at your fingertips?
[297] I, uh, this committee finds you guilty.
[298] I, I just can't believe.
[299] the first weekend of Bernie's is still something, like, he had sex with a woman.
[300] Wait, the dead guy did?
[301] Do you guys remember?
[302] No, we can't.
[303] Yeah, the mob boss's wife or girlfriend.
[304] You remember this, Eduardo, goes upstairs, and then they just hear, like, squealing, and they're looking at each other, like, is she going to realize he's dead?
[305] He's dead.
[306] And she had sex with that.
[307] So necrophilia is a plot point.
[308] I want the, can the listeners please?
[309] Tell me if this is true.
[310] Does a woman have sex with a dead body in Weekend at Bernie's, which is a comedy?
[311] I can confirm that.
[312] It does.
[313] She does.
[314] Yeah.
[315] If you were there for number two, then.
[316] No, that was in one.
[317] I think that was in one.
[318] The sex happened in one.
[319] The sex happened in the first one.
[320] I love that we got you off of your noble death doula profession into the muck.
[321] Talk about the muck.
[322] We are in the swamp of idiocy right now.
[323] All right, Eduardo, what do you got to say?
[324] He's told me ahead of...
[325] Yeah, there's a parents' guide.
[326] There's a sex and nudity parents guide for Weekend at Bernie's because of the sex scene with his corpse.
[327] Yes.
[328] Wow, so it's necrophilia for her, but not for him.
[329] Well, he's dead.
[330] I know.
[331] It's nothing for him.
[332] Well, it's like vitaphilia.
[333] It's sex with a live person.
[334] Yeah.
[335] Right, but he is senseless incensate.
[336] He has moved on.
[337] Senator, you're out of order.
[338] Okay.
[339] I don't know what happened here, but boy did they used to make.
[340] What happened to the good old movies?
[341] I know.
[342] Back in the 80s, they knew how to make them.
[343] Remember any water skis, too?
[344] And he keeps hitting the buoys on the head, remember?
[345] Classic movie.
[346] And at no point does his corpse start to swell.
[347] Or verbal.
[348] At no point, are there various emanations?
[349] Oh, I think there are.
[350] Water skiing, and he got waterlogged.
[351] They never swell.
[352] Okay.
[353] I don't understand.
[354] Michael Jay.
[355] I'm so sorry, Michael Jay.
[356] Can I just say?
[357] What have we done?
[358] I'm not sure if you know how much I love this movie.
[359] What happens in the second one?
[360] I think we do.
[361] In the second one, and we'll get back to how you, no, we'll know how you comfort the dead and dying.
[362] We'll get back to that.
[363] We're out of time.
[364] But weekend at Bernie's, no, no, we're making time for this.
[365] Weekend at Bernie's two, does it take place like a day later?
[366] It's, I think it happens over the course of about a week, right?
[367] You know, and then voodoo allows him the corpse to.
[368] be reanimated and oh no that happens much later i think it's it's uh i'm not sure what the time frame between weekend of bernies one and two is but well why did you call in to this show yeah if you don't have right the correct information on weekend at bernies one versus weekend at bernice too you give us the plot synopsis of weekend and bernies two yeah it's a long plot that's okay we've got time uh i hope no one's dying in the next room michael jay help me i'm scared shut up I'm on with Cohen, and we're talking about Weekend of Bernie stew.
[369] It's a sequel.
[370] Please help me. Good movie.
[371] I didn't see it.
[372] I'll give you the short one.
[373] After witnessing the murder of their corrupt boss, Bernie Lomax, Larry Wilson, and Richard Parker are blamed for Bernie's embezzlement and fired.
[374] Desperate to find the stolen $2 million and clear their names, the pair learns the fortune was hidden in the Virgin Islands and travels there in pursuit.
[375] Meanwhile, Bernie's corpse is partially revived in a voodoo ceremony.
[376] by gangsters also looking for the money.
[377] Well, it's good we know that.
[378] The walk that Bernie does, he's revived, is hilarious.
[379] I remember that.
[380] Like he sort of comes up and then he kind of just squats and does this like sort of half.
[381] It's hard to describe, but you just got to watch it.
[382] And the smirk on his face is still there.
[383] And he just walks and he's animated.
[384] So he doesn't have to have operators, you know, operating in this time like in one.
[385] Yeah.
[386] He walks around.
[387] Okay.
[388] Well, Michael Jay.
[389] Um, you have completely.
[390] We disqualified yourself.
[391] I don't know.
[392] You're hired.
[393] And, uh, I mean, if I'm on my deathbed and Michael Jay's distracting me with weekend at Bernie's two, that's mission accomplished, I think.
[394] You know, I do think you should talk about this with the next person who's moving on to the next plane.
[395] Maybe this would be a great topic.
[396] Or maybe you screen it.
[397] Screen it for them one and two.
[398] You don't realize this is not a podcast episode.
[399] He's on as your death dula right now.
[400] Oh, right.
[401] Good at time as any is right now.
[402] Yeah.
[403] All I want is a bottle of good Pinot Noir and a good pizza margarita, which is right down the street.
[404] And then I want to watch The Godfather 1 and 2.
[405] Then I want to watch Weekend at Bernies 1 and 2.
[406] There it is.
[407] Then I want someone to find a cure for whatever I have, but still drink all the wine and eat the pizza.
[408] And then we're going to weekend at Bernie's you.
[409] Yeah.
[410] No, I'm cured because of the cure they found.
[411] Oh, no, you died.
[412] You died.
[413] You died.
[414] Yeah.
[415] You died.
[416] You died.
[417] Can't happen.
[418] Never?
[419] Too big a star.
[420] Too big a star.
[421] America won't stand for it.
[422] They'll revive me using food.
[423] do.
[424] Michael Jay.
[425] Do you have a question for me before I go?
[426] Yeah.
[427] So, you know, a lot of my professional career has been as a clown.
[428] I feel like you are, if not, you know, clown, then certainly clown adjacent.
[429] But have you ever for a, you know, feet first all the way in to clowning?
[430] And if you have or if you are interested in doing that, what would your clown name be and what kind of Are you clown curious?
[431] I am clown curious.
[432] I am not only clown adjacent, I'm clown curious.
[433] I've often thought that I am a clown in that that is my natural state.
[434] My favorite audience is kids.
[435] I love to make kids laugh.
[436] And to me, that's the true test if you're a clown or not, is can you make kids laugh?
[437] And I work real.
[438] I mean, if I had trouble with Sonas twins, because they are tough kids who come from a tough broken home.
[439] They laugh at everything else But anyway I got him eventually All they do is laugh I think I would not overdo it on the makeup I don't think I need to I think I'm clownish already I think I would slightly exaggerate What I have And I think I'd be more of like The Chaplain Keaton School of Clown I think I would wear And I think I would do a lot of physical comedy Which at my age is very dangerous And would quickly lead to my death I think my name would just be Conan Because that's the best that is my clown name.
[440] You think about it.
[441] A great clown name.
[442] Yeah.
[443] I was thinking about this and I was trying to think of something that is, you know, like long and skinny and red.
[444] Oh, Jesus.
[445] I'm like you.
[446] Oh, okay.
[447] And I thought of Twizzlers.
[448] Oh, Twizzler.
[449] Twizzles.
[450] Twizzles is not bad.
[451] Twizzles the clown.
[452] Or also.
[453] Because I feel like Boko would be like, that's a pitch down the middle of the plate, right?
[454] It's too much.
[455] It's right there on the nose.
[456] But Twizzles feels like a good, like.
[457] Twizzles is pretty good.
[458] I'm also beef jerky, jerk.
[459] Fucking jerk.
[460] Yeah, that was good.
[461] You're getting closer.
[462] You're getting closer.
[463] Hey, kids.
[464] Hey, kids, happy birthday.
[465] Here's fucking jerk.
[466] Hi, if I, kids.
[467] Hey, is that your face?
[468] Did you get hit in the face?
[469] Go get your shutt up.
[470] Go get your signbox, you mutt.
[471] Go get your signbox.
[472] Are these the kids?
[473] Yeah, no, I'm the clown talking.
[474] Oh, you're the clown talking.
[475] are the kids.
[476] You thought the kids were saying get your shine box.
[477] No, I'm a mutt prick.
[478] That's my, that's me as go screw.
[479] That's me as the clown.
[480] Fuck you jerk.
[481] Hi, hi, kids.
[482] What a shitty party.
[483] Enjoy the cake.
[484] No one lives long.
[485] Your parents don't love each other.
[486] Can you do anything clown, balloon animals?
[487] No, screw you.
[488] No, I'm not going to happen.
[489] I'm in a, I'm forming a union.
[490] I want to Union.
[491] I'm a shop steward.
[492] I'm not leaving until I get 800 dollars in cash.
[493] Hey, your mother's just looks pretty easy on the eyes.
[494] Oh, no. All right, Michael Jay, I'm a terrible person.
[495] Your instincts are straight on, man. Again, you are correct again.
[496] Michael Jay, it was nice talking to you and continue doing your good work.
[497] Thanks.
[498] And you too.
[499] I salute you.
[500] And I bow to you.
[501] Hey.
[502] Take care of you.
[503] Take care.
[504] with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam O 'Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[505] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[506] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Nick Liao, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson and Cody Fisher at Earwolf.
[507] Theme song by The White Stripes.
[508] Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.
[509] Take it away, Jimmy.
[510] Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples.
[511] Engineering by Eduardo Perez.
[512] Additional production support by Mars Melnik.
[513] Talent booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista and Brick Kahn.
[514] You can rate and review this show on Apple Podcasts, and you might find your review read on a future episode.
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[519] This has been a Team Coco production in association with Earwolf.
[520] Thank you.