Vanessa Marin (sex therapist)

[0] Welcome, welcome, welcome to armchair, expert, expert.

[1] I'm Dax Randall Shepard.

[2] I'm joined by Monica Lily Badman.

[3] Hi.

[4] Hi.

[5] This is a saucy episode because we get to talk about sex baby.

[6] Let's talk about you and me. I loved this episode.

[7] Me too.

[8] It was really, really fun.

[9] Vanessa Marin is a licensed psychotherapist specializing in sex therapy.

[10] She's also a best -selling author.

[11] She has a book coming out on January 30th.

[12] She wrote that with her husband, Zander, Marin.

[13] And they also have a podcast that is already out called Pillow Talks, which is hosted by Vanessa and her husband, Zander.

[14] I feel like people know about them.

[15] Uh -huh.

[16] They're out and about.

[17] They're out and about.

[18] They have a social media presence.

[19] Yes, they do.

[20] But I do think not unlike her book, if you listen to this and you have been in a relationship, you're going to relate.

[21] I think we all will relate to this.

[22] I mean, just like couple's therapy, Orna, where every single couple is dealing with some sort of sex issue, she sort of normalizes that and then helps people get through it.

[23] I found it very fascinating.

[24] Yeah, and very, very informative.

[25] I think it'll be very encouraging for people.

[26] I think a lot of people have thrown in the towel or they feel defeated by it.

[27] And I think there's a very pragmatic, simple approach to getting back on track.

[28] Back on that horse.

[29] Please enjoy Vanessa Marin.

[30] I'm Dax.

[31] Nice to meet you.

[32] Welcome.

[33] Thank you.

[34] Hi, Dax.

[35] Great to meet you.

[36] Happy New Year.

[37] Where in California do you live?

[38] I live in Santa Barbara.

[39] Oh, you do?

[40] Yeah, I'm from there, but I lived here in Silver Lake for a long time before moved back last year.

[41] How long were you away from Santa Barbara?

[42] 20 years.

[43] Oh, 20 years.

[44] Yeah, I grew up there and then was like, I got to get out of here.

[45] and then eventually realized what have I done moving away from the best place in the world?

[46] I live there from 95 to 96 on Bath Street.

[47] Oh.

[48] Maybe two blocks off the ocean in an enormous yellow building apartment.

[49] It looked like a McDonald's.

[50] Yeah, that's an interesting spot.

[51] What school do you go to?

[52] I went to Santa Barbara High School.

[53] And you didn't want to go to UCSP?

[54] I didn't.

[55] I had very romantic ideas of going to school on the East Coast.

[56] Of course.

[57] Me too.

[58] Never happened.

[59] Actually, I did kind of go to school on the East Coast.

[60] Well.

[61] We can count it.

[62] Technically, it's on the East Coast of the South.

[63] Oh, sure.

[64] But wait, where did you?

[65] Forgive me. I went to Brown.

[66] So I got to have my experience and then was like, I'm not made for this, this weather.

[67] I have to presume my children will want to go to the East.

[68] It's just really funny.

[69] Wherever you grew up, you want to go to the opposite.

[70] I was in Detroit and I was like, I could get over to California.

[71] It feels very glamorous.

[72] Yeah.

[73] Especially for college, snow, older buildings and all the things, yeah.

[74] Santa Barbara's a, it's an interesting vibe, though.

[75] I don't know that everyone gets it.

[76] Like, if you just go there on vacation, it's glorious.

[77] It couldn't be prettier.

[78] But when I was living there, I was like, there's a whole strata of kids whose parents are rich and they've been neglected and they're all meth addicts.

[79] And there's just a real weird underbelly there, right?

[80] There is.

[81] And you don't expect it coming from Santa Barbara.

[82] There's so much wealth.

[83] but it's low -key wealth.

[84] It can mess with you in some interesting ways.

[85] So that's why I wanted to get out of it for a while.

[86] It's like, I don't want to have my whole life in this place.

[87] I need to get out, have some other experiences.

[88] Yeah, and what brought your parents to Santa Barbara?

[89] Are they like second generation as well?

[90] Are you one of the methodics?

[91] Yeah.

[92] We're going to go in a totally different direction with this interview.

[93] It's great for your sex life, Matt.

[94] Just talk to the users.

[95] My mom's mom came up from Mexico.

[96] They had some family who had already immigrated and came there.

[97] My parents still live in the house that my mom grew up in.

[98] No way.

[99] How old is that house?

[100] It was made in the 1920s, I believe.

[101] So you know Santa Barbara.

[102] It's up in the Riviera, like beautiful up in the hills.

[103] But back in the day, apparently, that was a very undesirable neighborhood because it was too far from the beach.

[104] So it was a primarily Mexican community because the houses were really cheap up there.

[105] Yeah.

[106] Is it by the mission that's up there?

[107] Yeah.

[108] Brings back a lot.

[109] of good memories.

[110] And you got a BA from Brown in sexual health and sociology.

[111] What was it?

[112] Human sexuality.

[113] Human sexuality.

[114] And in sociology, I got dual bachelors.

[115] Okay.

[116] Now, did you feel brave by declaring this?

[117] Because let's just, I want to own my stuff.

[118] I'm a fucking pervert.

[119] If I could have majored in sex at college, obviously I could have.

[120] If I would have known I could have, but then maybe some voice would have been like, you don't need to explore this more.

[121] You need to pull back.

[122] You would have been disappointed because it's not like how to have sex.

[123] No. Let's talk.

[124] That was been fun, but no. But did you feel like you were declaring your own pervertedness by majoring in that?

[125] A little bit.

[126] I was always interested in sex therapy from a really young age.

[127] Okay.

[128] Sex just fascinated me. And my initial interest in becoming a sex therapist was actually my parents trying to give me the talk.

[129] Okay.

[130] It was super awkward, like most people's experience of the talk is.

[131] I didn't even get one.

[132] A book was placed on a...

[133] Well, a book was placed on a shelf.

[134] Yeah, it was there when I was born.

[135] It was like, she'll probably find it.

[136] She's a voracious reader.

[137] She'll run out of everything else to read.

[138] Did you get a talk?

[139] Oh, it would blow your mind what my mother told me. Probably over the line.

[140] I was in, I think, second grade.

[141] And I heard people on the playground calling other kids butt humpers.

[142] He's a butt humper.

[143] So I came home and at dinner, I said to my mom, someone so called so -and -so a butt humper.

[144] She goes, oh, okay.

[145] And I said, do people do that?

[146] Do they hump in the butt humper?

[147] And my mother goes straight -faced immediately.

[148] Well, there's a tremendous amount of nerve endings in the anus.

[149] And some people find it pleasurable and some don't.

[150] I love it.

[151] I was like, okay, on to the next thing.

[152] And did you understand?

[153] Yeah, totally.

[154] I'm like, okay, people do that.

[155] And some people like it and some people don't.

[156] And that proved to be true.

[157] She probably should have mentioned most people don't like it.

[158] Some people do that maybe meant more honest, but whatever.

[159] We're pivoting a tiny bit, but it's in keeping.

[160] I didn't tell you this.

[161] But I took their daughter on a shopping spree for her birthday.

[162] She's my best friend.

[163] Auntie Monica spoils them.

[164] Yes.

[165] And she was turning nine.

[166] We went to all these places, but we ended up at Target.

[167] And she's getting like little squish mellows mainly.

[168] Very tactile child.

[169] Yeah.

[170] But they're very mature, these children.

[171] Obviously, that's their grandma.

[172] And so we're walking by the lingerie.

[173] And I kind of assume they already knew what it was.

[174] Sure.

[175] And Delta said, oh, that's a cool bathing suit.

[176] Okay, uh -huh.

[177] And I didn't even, it just came out of my mouth so fast.

[178] I was like, I think it's lingerie.

[179] And then she was like, what's that?

[180] And then I felt like I didn't know if I was allowed to tell us.

[181] What if you just instinctually went, there's a lot of nerve endings in the anus.

[182] What?

[183] But it's a weird thing to explain to a kid that sometimes you'd want to dress sexy.

[184] Then I was like, am I putting something in her brain that she's.

[185] You probably shouldn't hear that you're supposed to dress up for people to make yourself sex.

[186] It just got scary fast.

[187] Well, I think you say that.

[188] You know, sometimes you want to wear a nice outfit when you go out for dinner and you want to feel pretty.

[189] You can also do that before going to bed if you want your partner.

[190] You know, you both want to be excited by what you're wearing to bed.

[191] Oh, I didn't.

[192] What did you say?

[193] Hors wear lingerie.

[194] I said, don't you ever wear that.

[195] You're going straight to hell.

[196] No, I think I just said, oh, sometimes people like to wear it to feel sexy.

[197] Yeah, there you go.

[198] Perfect.

[199] That's good.

[200] What would you have said?

[201] I like what you said, actually.

[202] You know, I think sometimes people, we like to wear different things.

[203] And sometimes people like, yeah, we like to wear these kinds of outfits.

[204] Back to the talk.

[205] So my parents tried.

[206] Because they left a lot on said.

[207] Yeah.

[208] So their version of it, we were trapped in our minivan driving home from grandma's house after family dinner.

[209] And my mom's driving.

[210] She looks at me in the rear view mirror.

[211] And she says, you have any questions about, you know, sex.

[212] Oh, boy.

[213] You can ask.

[214] Just whispered them.

[215] Yeah, it was definitely whispered.

[216] There were some long, awkward pauses.

[217] And I remember in that moment, just thinking, what she's really saying is, please, for the love of God, don't ask me anything we'd know.

[218] First ever.

[219] First ever.

[220] Oh, my God, I made you do a spit day.

[221] That's never happened in six years.

[222] That has not happened in six years on this show.

[223] Oh, my God, I need to get some favorites out.

[224] I feel really awkward.

[225] And there's fucking olive oil all.

[226] over everything.

[227] I'm jealous that you got that out of him.

[228] I've said some pretty funny stuff.

[229] Wow.

[230] I feel really honest.

[231] You really should.

[232] What happened?

[233] I don't think it takes for real.

[234] It was really icon.

[235] Like, it looked very classic.

[236] It was a lot of fluid.

[237] Tell us the truth.

[238] Was it just that it was too hot?

[239] No. Her delivery of that was funny.

[240] Wow.

[241] Great start to 20, 24.

[242] I feel like I need to get some sort of special award at the end of the year.

[243] We need to get you a medal.

[244] I'm telling you, I don't think I thought those were real.

[245] I didn't either.

[246] Fuck.

[247] Anna was wearing my most expensive fucking...

[248] I know.

[249] I should never have worn this up here.

[250] I should be trusted to have that.

[251] It's weird that it kind of got on you because it was so projected.

[252] Oh, yes.

[253] It went every single -year -old.

[254] It's fucking all over the carpet.

[255] And it's oil.

[256] It's not just coffee.

[257] It's the bummer.

[258] Oh, no. Okay, wow.

[259] Thank you for that.

[260] That's a good omen.

[261] Please don't ask.

[262] I'm telling you.

[263] Don't ask.

[264] We don't want to talk about it.

[265] So that it really struck me in that moment of like, why can't I ask?

[266] Because I had a lot of questions.

[267] Of course.

[268] I was very curious.

[269] I was hearing things on the playground.

[270] I'd actually just made a bet with my guy friend, Nick, about how many holes a lady had down there.

[271] Okay.

[272] I was wrong.

[273] I lost a dollar.

[274] So I was like, I thought there were two.

[275] Yeah.

[276] And I was counting the urethra as a hole.

[277] Yes, that's a hole.

[278] We've already discussed this.

[279] Sometimes it's a hole, sometimes it's not.

[280] We've already discussed this.

[281] But hold on Monica.

[282] It is closed until you're applying pressure on it.

[283] How about it's a hole with a latch?

[284] It's still a hole.

[285] You're right.

[286] Oh my God.

[287] Okay.

[288] Okay.

[289] Okay.

[290] So I did have a lot of questions.

[291] I wanted to ask things.

[292] And yeah, I was very struck in that moment about like, why can't we talk about this?

[293] Yeah.

[294] I want to talk about it.

[295] Oh, this would be a great place to.

[296] to start with theories.

[297] Because, yes, why is it?

[298] There's obviously like a puritanical religious history to this.

[299] From the anthropological point of view, we all lived in a one -room house most of the time we've been here on planet Earth, so we were hearing fucking nonstop.

[300] It wasn't this thing that we recoiled from.

[301] That all changed when we went to multi -room dwellings and you were removed from it.

[302] But then beyond that, I think, for me, the reason the topic is so loaded that people don't really give credit to is our primary purpose on this planet is to reproduce.

[303] You're here to eat, stay alive, and reproduce.

[304] And so any talk of sex, sex in general has the stakes of not being desirable, not reproducing, not being attractive, being excluded, not fulfilling this weird primary instinct we have that we never can put our fingers on.

[305] Like, it's the highest mistakes there are in a way.

[306] Yeah, I mean, I think really for the U .S., it traces back to Victorian times when we started getting really uncomfortable with sex and the attitude started changing a lot.

[307] We haven't really recovered.

[308] We're slowly inching towards more openness and more comfort, but I think most people in this day and age just have generations of shame and trauma that we're really struggling to unpack.

[309] Yeah, and if you even look at the art tradition of them going in and covering up famous paintings, the genitalia in the Vatican.

[310] Like we had a whole period where everyone loved nudity, you know, they were just fine with it.

[311] And then we went and put fucking leaves.

[312] Did something happen other than just that was the era?

[313] Was there an impetus?

[314] Yeah, I'm certainly not like a sexual historian, but Victorians just really had very different attitudes towards sex where shame started to come into it.

[315] And a lot of stuff around masturbation, you know, there's really strongly anti -masturbation things.

[316] and just this feeling that sex was something dangerous.

[317] To do the degree that they started covering the legs of furniture with fabric.

[318] Like, even the legs of the furniture in the Victorian era was too risque.

[319] Yeah, sex became something to be feared.

[320] Yes.

[321] Maybe STIs were on the rise?

[322] They've been with us from the...

[323] I know, but maybe there was a major influx or something that caused this fear.

[324] I don't know.

[325] I'm just curious.

[326] Once you got removed from hearing your aunts and uncles and your parents having sex, and you were just in a bedroom down the hall and you didn't know, you had to start filling in the blanks.

[327] And in the filling in the blanks became the proclivities and the perversions and the shame.

[328] Proclivities are born out of the ignorance and curiosity that no one's educating you on.

[329] I think that's part of it.

[330] Yeah.

[331] Anywho.

[332] So you're at Brown.

[333] And is the major itself everything you had wanted it to be?

[334] Did it answer all these questions?

[335] Did it create new ones?

[336] I decided to go to Brown because at the time it was one of just a couple of schools that had any sort of undergraduate.

[337] program in human sexuality.

[338] And it was very small.

[339] I was the only person in it.

[340] No. Oh, wow.

[341] My year, the year before and the year after.

[342] I was the only person.

[343] So it was really more of like a multi -disciplinary.

[344] So basically I had an advisor and they said take 10 sex -related courses.

[345] So I kind of got to design my own curriculum.

[346] I did classes in anthropology and English and psychology.

[347] And Brown also let you make up your own classes too.

[348] So you could come up with your own curriculum, say, you know, I'm going to read these books.

[349] I'm going to write a paper on this type of thing.

[350] So I had a lot of freedom, which I've always cherished.

[351] I had a lot of freedom to be able to pick and choose and mold my own education.

[352] But I definitely would have enjoyed having some friends along for the right.

[353] And at that stage, when you're just getting your bachelor degree, did you have a fantasy of what you were going to do career -wise?

[354] Did you already think you were going to go into therapy and counseling?

[355] Well, I knew I wanted to do sex therapy in particular.

[356] Oh, you did, right from the jump.

[357] Right from the jump, I didn't know how I was going to do it, though, because sex therapy wasn't and still isn't regulated.

[358] You could actually call yourself a sex therapist tomorrow if you want to do.

[359] What?

[360] Do not.

[361] I'm not encouraging it.

[362] Look at his face.

[363] I hate this.

[364] Well, my glee is knowing how much it angers you.

[365] That's really what it is.

[366] Oh, don't people know by now never to say stuff like that.

[367] Dig it back.

[368] They open up a practice tomorrow.

[369] How about looking for space?

[370] So I didn't know how to pursue it.

[371] Initially, I was thinking maybe I would be a doctor and kind of do it more from the medical route.

[372] And that was actually what I had started telling people in high school that I wanted to do.

[373] Because the first few times you tell somebody as a 17 -year -old, like, I'm going to be a sex therapist.

[374] You do not get good reactions.

[375] Really?

[376] I was getting scholarships to go to school.

[377] And you know, at the Scholarships Award, oh, here's Vanessa.

[378] She's going off to Brown.

[379] What are you going to study?

[380] What did we just give you money to go study?

[381] Sex therapy.

[382] The room goes silent.

[383] So I started saying a doctor.

[384] Obviously, that sounds classier and more professional.

[385] That idea got into the back of my head of, okay, maybe I'll be a doctor, like an OBGYN, and I'll go more of the medical route from it.

[386] So that was my initial approach.

[387] I did the dual majors and I did pre -med at Brown.

[388] Oh, my goodness.

[389] And then I took the MCAT and did horribly and hated all my pre -med classes and eventually realized this is not the path for me. So I thought, how about psychology instead?

[390] Yeah.

[391] And I would only ask you this because I know on your podcast and in your book, you're pretty open.

[392] What is your own sexual life at this time?

[393] Because you do see people go into psychology because they have a lot of unanswered questions about themselves.

[394] They hope to get some tools maybe that they can address.

[395] How would you evaluate your own sex life at that point?

[396] I was still very curious about sex and interested in it.

[397] But the biggest thing that I was really struggling with was orgasming with, partner.

[398] I had learned how to orgasm on my own pretty easily.

[399] It felt pretty straightforward.

[400] It felt like this very fun, exciting, cool thing that I could do with my body.

[401] And I could not replicate that experience with any partners.

[402] And it was not only the orgasm itself, but sex with a partner was very performative for me. It was all about my male partner's pleasure, what he wanted to do.

[403] He was taking the lead.

[404] And so there was an internal struggle that I had for many years of this interest in sex and this fascination by it and wanting to pursue it for my career to spend my life on it, but also this huge imposter syndrome of I have so many things within myself.

[405] I cannot find it within myself to initiate sex, to give feedback in the moment, to show a partner what my body likes and responds to.

[406] Say, I might like to bring my toy with me to the next session.

[407] Yeah, and anything like that.

[408] I really struggled with feeling like sex was something that I gave to a partner, did for a partner rather than something that was for me that I got to participate in.

[409] That is so common for people.

[410] And I think especially for women.

[411] Yeah.

[412] I was just going to say, did you feel this frustration of going, this shouldn't be happening to me because I have the knowledge?

[413] Yeah.

[414] I felt like a horrible imposter.

[415] You know, I'm studying this.

[416] I want to help people with this.

[417] And I'm not really walking the walk myself.

[418] But a lot of that was because, you know, I was doing all this research and learning and exploration, but I wasn't learning any practical tools.

[419] I'm learning about Kinsey and Master's.

[420] and Johnson, then that's great.

[421] But like, what do I do in the moment with my partner when he's doing something that I don't like rather than just faking it and saying, that's so great, keep going.

[422] Yes.

[423] Because there's the awkwardness.

[424] It's so vulnerable and you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

[425] Yeah.

[426] Big thing that came up was I really wanted to make it seem like we were clicking when I was having sex with somebody that I really liked.

[427] Like, I want it to feel like the chemistry is there.

[428] It's so easy and effortless between the two of us.

[429] And so I had this idea in my head that my pleasure and my body were more complicated or needier than my partners.

[430] And I felt very much alone in that, which I think most people have had the experience of feeling alone with some sort of sexual struggle that they've had.

[431] Were you talking to your girlfriends about it at all?

[432] A little bit, but talks of my girlfriends were more kind of braggy.

[433] Like, oh, yeah, we had sex last night.

[434] Oh, it was so great.

[435] We didn't really get into the nitty gritty of, I'm really struggling to orgasm with anybody else.

[436] It was sort of this feeling of we're talking about it.

[437] Open land.

[438] Look at us.

[439] Evolved college girls.

[440] But at the same time, like not being willing to be truly honest and vulnerable with each other about what was actually going on.

[441] The imposter syndrome that I felt made that so much harder for me. I was like, I can't admit to anybody that here I am this little sex therapist in training and I'm not orgasming with my partners.

[442] I'm not enjoying the sex that I'm having.

[443] I can't admit that to anybody.

[444] Had a guy said to you, how can I help you orgasm, would you have even been able to answer that or been confident enough to express what would have helped?

[445] I was never asked that.

[446] You weren't.

[447] I'm not sure, honestly, how I would have responded to it.

[448] I probably would not have been honest.

[449] I probably would have said, like, oh, what you're doing is great.

[450] Right, right.

[451] You're always making me orgasm.

[452] But the final straw for me, when I decided to stop faking orgasms and finally.

[453] to figure this all out, was actually a partner who did the exact opposite.

[454] So we had been hooking up and I had faked an orgasm.

[455] I had gotten really good at a great convincing performance by that time.

[456] And he'd been using his hands on me. And he said, I can play you like a fiddle.

[457] Oh, boy.

[458] And I just, my stomach just turned in that moment, like just huge pit in my stomach.

[459] And I thought, this is so gross.

[460] This guy is so proud of himself and this sleazy - Like, I can, what a weird thing to say to someone, right?

[461] I can play like a fiddle.

[462] And so that was the moment for me of like, I'm not doing this anymore.

[463] In some bizarre way, we have some gratitude for this person.

[464] Oh, yeah.

[465] Absolutely.

[466] I have a lot of those experiences in life where it seems horrible in the moment and then you look back and you're like, that terrible thing that happened to me was actually one of the best things that happened to me. Yeah.

[467] As we'll discuss, there's so many tight ropes in sex.

[468] It's so precarious.

[469] And so for a guy, you're writing, there's the trope of the guy, like, immediately going, did you come?

[470] Mm -hmm.

[471] Which no woman wants that.

[472] And yet also, you want to make sure your partner's orgasm and you want to help in any way you can to facilitate that.

[473] So it's like this very narrow lane you can be in to explore that where you're not the guy just going like, did you come for my ego versus I want to make this as good as it can be for you?

[474] How could I help?

[475] That's a tricky, I think, especially if you're a young dude, zone to navigate.

[476] I think sex is tricky for everyone.

[477] I think we have this tendency to think of male sexuality as simpler or easier than female sexuality.

[478] And it's really not, we're all struggling with what do we do in the moment.

[479] But yeah, for a lot of men, they feel this pressure to be in the lead, to be taking control, to know what they're doing, and to be able to, like, guide the whole interaction.

[480] And that's a lot of pressure.

[481] Let's start with the fact that the male orgasm is almost a given.

[482] The female is much more elusive.

[483] So a guy's pride and esteem.

[484] Okay, tell me the guy that's...

[485] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[486] So there's nothing inherently more complicated about female orgasm than about male orgasm.

[487] What the problem is, is the way that we're all having sex.

[488] You know, male -female cisgender relationships, the type of sex that we're having heavily prioritizes male pleasure.

[489] Penetration.

[490] Right, right, right, right.

[491] Most male -female couples, we use sex and intercourse interchangeably.

[492] Like, when we have sex, we're having intercourse.

[493] It's the degree that in the 80s, people would ask, like, how are two lesbians having sex?

[494] Yes, exactly.

[495] I mean, even think of the bases metaphor.

[496] You know, at the home run.

[497] And it's the test of virginity.

[498] It's the thing, right?

[499] So if we look at intercourse, though, a man is getting stimulation of the most sensitive part of his body.

[500] His clitoris.

[501] Yeah, okay.

[502] So you know about this, which is great.

[503] We'll tell everyone.

[504] Yeah, most people don't know.

[505] Fetis in the womb.

[506] We all start off, like, as the same little blob.

[507] And when we're differentiating into, we're going to be born a. man or born a woman, the tissues start to differentiate around 8 to 11 weeks, and the exact same tissues that make a penis make a clitoris.

[508] So it's like having a ball of clay, I can mold it into a mug or I can mold it into a bowl.

[509] It's a different shape, but it's the same ball of clay that I'm starting with.

[510] So the clitoris and the penis are biological equivalents.

[511] They're called homologous structures.

[512] And they both are the pleasure centers of their respective genders.

[513] So if we go to intercourse, like a man's getting stimulation of his penis, and a woman is getting stimulation in her vagina.

[514] Let's add there, too.

[515] So, yes, all fetuses are female until mom senses testosterone.

[516] The ovaries are dropping down through the body and becoming testes.

[517] And where they drop down through and come is where your vagina is.

[518] And then the clitoris grows into a penis.

[519] And so if you can imagine if you're a guy right now, removing your balls and starting to put your fingers inside that hole, how stimulating you think that might be, probably not entirely stimulating.

[520] Exactly.

[521] So the clitoris has anywhere from 8 to 10 ,000 nerve.

[522] endings in it, the penis has two to three thousand.

[523] The vagina, there's not really even an accurate scientific tally of how many nerve endings are there, but it's not a particularly sensitive part of our bodies.

[524] You're going to pass a baby through there.

[525] Yeah, I mean, the funny comparison that I always like to make is that intercourse for a woman is like playing with a man's balls.

[526] Sure, it might feel good, it can feel pleasurable, it can feel fun to do with a partner, but for the vast majority of men, it's nowhere near enough stimulation to lead to orgasm.

[527] And we don't make men feel bad about that, right?

[528] There's not some alternate universe where we're like, you know, God, the penis, it's so complicated.

[529] Why do I have to touch that?

[530] Why can't you get the orgasm from the balls instead?

[531] Right.

[532] So I'm in 100 % agreement with you that biologically neither is predisposed to have an orgasm easier.

[533] In the current sex teenagers are having with the lack of education and the lack of instruction and lack of understanding of the clitoris, all of that.

[534] The result of which is females are having far fewer.

[535] orgasms than men are.

[536] Yes.

[537] And so in that world, which is the reality of the teenage boy, if a woman orgasms, that's the blue ribbon.

[538] Like, that's the thing you have to do or you were bad, even though you don't understand how to make that happen.

[539] Because you've watched porn, which is not realistic.

[540] So I'm just saying when we're talking about different pressures, like, I think for the boy, the pressure is like, oh my God, I got to figure out how to get this.

[541] I don't know what the hell to do, you know.

[542] Yeah, we're in agreement on that.

[543] It's not that biologically anything's different or more complicated than our body's like people of all genders we just need stimulation of the part of our body that's the most sensitive and it's not an extremely difficult thing to do to invite the clitoris along to the party the same way that the penis is always invited to the party but yeah the way that most male female couplings are having sex these days there's very little in it for the woman and everything in it for the man and so many of us women don't have that information or that knowledge so most women feel like something is horribly wrong with them i mean it's one of the number of the number of one questions that I get from our community.

[544] Like, what's wrong with me?

[545] I don't enjoy sex.

[546] I'm never having orgasms.

[547] It barely even feels good.

[548] I'm broken in some sort of way.

[549] But it's just a basic lack of information about what our bodies need to experience pleasure.

[550] Okay, so now we're like perfectly into the beginning, I think, of the book, which is breaking the fairy tale, confronting the fairy tale.

[551] And so there's a bunch of pretty well -worn and common things you'll see in your practice, and they're broken up into some categories that I think everyone will kind of relate to.

[552] But first and foremost, back to the growing up in multi -room homes, the only time we've seen anyone have sex is in a film or TV, unless you got invited to an orgy at a young age.

[553] Like, I don't know where one would see it, right?

[554] So tell us what we see and what we expect.

[555] Yeah, we see that same scene over and over again on TV and in the movies.

[556] It's the characters just look at each other across in the room and it's on and they're dashing off into the bedroom.

[557] It's hot and passionate and wild.

[558] The clothes are flying off.

[559] And we really only see a couple of seconds of rolling around in what we assume is intercourse.

[560] And then both heads are flopping back onto the pillow.

[561] Everybody is satisfied and happy.

[562] You say like in the book you say like three pumps of missionary and both people are totally satiated.

[563] So I mean some of it is even just a logistical challenge for TV and the movies there's a limited amount of time that you have.

[564] You're not going to show an entire 30 or 45 minute interaction or all the little pieces of it.

[565] So we see this condensed version of it.

[566] But as viewers, if that's the only thing we're ever seeing, rationally in our heads, we can think, okay, they're taking some license with the way they're filming it.

[567] But when we see it over and over and over and over again, it just gets drilled into your head of that's how it's supposed to be, spontaneously passionate, completely effortless, zero communication required, heavy emphasis on intercourse and simultaneous orgasm.

[568] Yeah.

[569] Sounds great.

[570] Sounds like how it should be.

[571] You're right, though, because they're showing other things in the movies, and even in a car chase, they still got to shift the gears and hit the brakes and hit the gas.

[572] It's not like they deviate entirely in all the other areas, even when it's romanticized.

[573] But that one, yeah, is a real departure from what needs to happen.

[574] So as a sex therapist, I think the things that frustrate me their most are the feeling of effortlessness.

[575] most people feel like sex should be absolutely effortless that we shouldn't have to try or put effort into it in any sort of way and then also the lack of communication that my partner should just be able to read my mind they should know my body better than I even know my own body and just magically do all those things that I need and I'm magically doing all the things that they need so we're magically having the orgasm at the exact same moment so those two things in particular are really harmful when we internalize them and then also no I just wanted to back up for just two seconds about the actual profession of a sex therapist.

[576] So is that a couple comes in and is having trouble connecting or a person is?

[577] What is sex therapy?

[578] Sex therapy is just helping people create the sex lives that they want to have.

[579] Yeah, that's the way that the simplified version that I look at it.

[580] So I would see people, you know, individually, I would see couples.

[581] And it would be anything from our relationship is about to break up because we're not connecting in the bedroom to somebody just saying, you know, like, I feel like I don't really know who I am sexually, and I kind of want to explore that.

[582] So all sorts of different goals and questions and concerns, but all wrapped up and the idea of, like, understanding and having the kind of sex that we want to be having.

[583] Stay tuned for more armchair expert, if you dare.

[584] I just don't know a couple, truly.

[585] I don't know a couple that's been together for at least a year who doesn't have an issue with sex.

[586] I don't know one.

[587] Every couple does.

[588] Yeah, and that's a perfect other thing that's really required at the very beginning, which is your chemistry.

[589] What happens chemically when you meet somebody?

[590] When there's novelty and something new that you get dopamine and you get serotonin and you get all these incredible chemicals, they're encouraging you to fuck nonstop and have a baby.

[591] Yes.

[592] And then those are replaced with really nice oxytocin and other.

[593] here and now chemicals that make you feel bonded for life and mates.

[594] Exactly.

[595] No matter who you are or how horny you are or how invested you are, you too are going to go through this cycle of chemistry.

[596] It's completely unavoidable.

[597] It's so important to normalize that because physiologically our bodies are incapable of sustaining that kind of intensity of emotion.

[598] And sometimes they even tell people like, imagine what life would look like if you were still as obsessed with your partner as you were at the very beginning.

[599] Like, it is fun at the beginning, undeniably fun and exciting.

[600] But you're neglecting your work and your friendships.

[601] You're not cleaning your house.

[602] Exactly.

[603] To be in that, you know, 15, 20 years later, your life would be crazy.

[604] The other aspect of it that I think we forget a lot is that we were actually putting a tremendous amount of effort in at the beginning of a relationship.

[605] We think of it, again, so effortless, this myth of effortlessness.

[606] But when I think back to, You know, when I started dating my husband, Zander, those dates that we went on, I was spending days thinking about, okay, Friday, we have the date.

[607] It's four days away.

[608] It's three days away.

[609] It's two days away.

[610] It's two days away.

[611] I'm, yeah.

[612] Anticipation.

[613] Dopamine.

[614] I'm canceling plans for other things.

[615] I'm spending hours picking out what outfit am I going to wear and trying things on.

[616] You're eating differently all week.

[617] I'm putting on the lingerie.

[618] I'm going to the gym.

[619] I'm playing like all my pump up jams before the date.

[620] Like getting myself excited.

[621] Like, there was so much effort going into it.

[622] So it's not that we just had this spontaneous, perfect connection.

[623] I was putting a lot of energy and he was putting a lot of energy on his end to create that connection.

[624] Yes, but in that period of time, it's effortless.

[625] It's simply what you want to do.

[626] The effort is fun.

[627] Finiting all of that is effortless.

[628] The inertia is there.

[629] As opposed to later, when you don't have those chemicals, all that work has to be conscious and thoughtful and mindful and intentional.

[630] But it just happens when you meet somebody.

[631] It's not like you were telling yourself, get excited for Friday.

[632] I didn't have to tell myself, but I was using a lot of energy and time and making decisions.

[633] And I think that we can change our attitudes about the effort as well.

[634] We get into relationships and then the effort feels heavy and hard and boring.

[635] But I think we can recapture some of that early feeling of I enjoy putting effort in.

[636] Effort is what makes life meaningful.

[637] We put effort into the things that we care about and we see that effort as a good thing.

[638] A lot of parenting examples come up.

[639] You know, if your kid has a soccer game on Tuesday and maybe you wanted to do something different on Tuesday, but the effort that you put in to show up for your kid, to be there, to have the snacks, that effort feels powerful to you.

[640] It feels like a sign of love.

[641] Like, I'm doing this for you because I care about you and I want to show up for you in this way.

[642] But it's really only with sex that we start to see effort as a bad thing.

[643] Well, as evidence in some cases that we're not with the right person, that we're broken or they're broken or something's broken and probably irreparable.

[644] And I'm seeing other people.

[645] They seem to be having more sex.

[646] And I'm seeing TV.

[647] And then this is just done.

[648] Yeah.

[649] And people regularly are entering your office in that spot.

[650] And you talk about stress too.

[651] Stress being a very, I don't know, horniness killer.

[652] what would we call it?

[653] The number one libido killer.

[654] And this is the part where people always roll their eyes because we're all sick of hearing about stress.

[655] We know like stress is bound for us.

[656] We're not supposed to be feeling and we need to decrease the stress in our lives.

[657] But I do think it's really important for people to recognize that stress has a huge impact on libido.

[658] And it does go back to our caveman days too.

[659] Stress was a way to help the body survive to figure out am I staying and fighting this woolly mammoth that's coming at me or am I running away from it.

[660] And so when we're feeling stress, all of our body's resources go into survival and to figuring out what we're going to do in those moments.

[661] And when you're literally in a life or death moment, having an erection or being wet is not a necessary function.

[662] It's going to, if anything, I write in the book, you know, having an erection is going to slow you down as you're a caveman running away from the woolly mammoth.

[663] So all of the resources get redirected.

[664] And there's just no way to be really turned on and horny all the time when you're under extreme amounts of stress.

[665] Although, what about in this situation?

[666] This is something I habitually do.

[667] So I'm an addict.

[668] My brain is great at figuring out external things that can alleviate my suffering.

[669] So when I'm super stressed, I do get enormous bouts of horniness because I see it as relief.

[670] The brain is going, relief's over here if you want it.

[671] Yeah, there are some people who associate sex with stress relief.

[672] And those people typically have a pattern of sex being something that's enjoyable and pleasurable.

[673] So there's a trust that you have in it of this is going to work versus maybe let's look at a woman who's not getting a lot out of the sex, feeling disconnected from her partner.

[674] She doesn't have that same amount of trust that, oh, this is going to feel good for me. It is going to get me out of my head.

[675] Yeah, that's interesting.

[676] So I don't want to order I want to go in here.

[677] I just wrote down a lot of things that I liked reading.

[678] I just want to read one of them.

[679] Hearing the word no from our partner, especially when it comes to sex, typically brings up enormous amounts of shame.

[680] Rejection feels so terrible that most of us will go to great lengths to avoid it.

[681] If your partner turns you down, your instinct is likely to stop initiating.

[682] But if no one is initiating, what do you think is going to happen to your sex life?

[683] But yeah, that weird, immediate sense of shame.

[684] It's a different type of rejection.

[685] It is.

[686] It's so deep and primal.

[687] It feels like the longer you are in a relationship, the closer you are with your partner, the more it hurts to be turned down for sex.

[688] It's been my own personal experience, too.

[689] Like I was saying earlier, initiating sex was something that I struggled with personally.

[690] Especially as a woman, it felt like something I wasn't allowed to do.

[691] And I'm walking that fine line as a woman of, well, I don't want to be the ice queen and too closed off, but I also don't want to be a slut and too forward.

[692] And so it felt like this dangerous thing to do.

[693] And once I finally did work up the courage to start doing it, then it's this, you know, horrible wave of shame that comes crashing over you when you hear a no from your partner.

[694] Let's dig deeper on the shame.

[695] Things pop into mine.

[696] One is like, well, I'm not attractive.

[697] That's not necessarily shame inducing.

[698] But there's all of us as kids were starting to feel sexual and that was confusing.

[699] And for me, masturbating and feeling shame, even though I wasn't in a religious household.

[700] And my mother was saying things like you just heard.

[701] There's no reason for me to, but I was trying to quit it all the time.

[702] So does it bring you back to that thing?

[703] Like, I'm a perverse little weirdo?

[704] Or is it just the rejection of I'm not attractive or is it all things?

[705] What do you think that shame is?

[706] I think it's those two main things.

[707] So it does bring up just that deep shame around sex that all of us have.

[708] By initiating sex, it's like you are acknowledging that sex is a thing and you want to be having it.

[709] And if you hear a no from it, it just brings up all of those primal feelings of, oh, this is this bad thing that I'm not supposed to want it and it's wrong and it's shameful and it's sinful and all the things.

[710] And it also brings up feelings of inadequacy.

[711] Most of us take it extremely personally.

[712] And it's very interesting as a therapist, you know, when I work with couples, I can see the reasons that people turn their partner down for sex are almost never personal.

[713] Really?

[714] They're more situational or they're more about how the person is feeling.

[715] It's so rare that someone says, I don't want to have sex with you because you don't look good right now.

[716] You know, we're like, I'm not attracted to you anymore.

[717] But when we hear that no, we go to these really dark places inside of ourselves of, I'm not pretty.

[718] enough.

[719] I'm not thin enough.

[720] I'm not sexy enough.

[721] I'm not desirable enough.

[722] The spark is gone.

[723] My partner's interested in other people.

[724] Like, we take it extremely personally.

[725] You're so right.

[726] And we love couple therapy.

[727] Do you watch that with Orna?

[728] Yes.

[729] Oh, my God.

[730] I fucking love it.

[731] So obsessed with it.

[732] And it is very revealing.

[733] Every single couple that enters there, the standard is one wants to be having more sex than others.

[734] There's no two people that seem to be wanting to have the same amount of sex.

[735] I mean, that would be crazy, though.

[736] It's so normal.

[737] I don't even like to call it mismatch.

[738] sex drives because every couple has mismatched sex drives.

[739] You're never going to find a partner who wants sex the exact same time you want sex every single time the exact same type of sex that you want to have in that moment.

[740] It's just not realistic.

[741] So most of us get so up in our heads about, oh, are we mismatched?

[742] Are we different sex drives?

[743] What's the problem here?

[744] But I think it's important for couples to realize that's normal.

[745] There's nothing wrong.

[746] Instead, let's use our attention and energy to figure out how do we need to work together as a team to create the space for us to connect.

[747] comes out in every single one of those is that when they start exploring that, almost without exception, the person that rejected the other person, they themselves don't feel attractive.

[748] It actually isn't their partner.

[749] I think that's so mind -blowing if you acknowledge that.

[750] Not only is it not about you, it's about them, but you're having all this cognitive dissonance, which is like, well, I'm pursuing you, so obviously you're hot and sexy.

[751] So that couldn't possibly be what you're experiencing right now.

[752] But it is.

[753] There's so many wild dynamics that come up around it.

[754] And one of the things that came up for me was there were times where Xander would initiate sex with me. And my gut instinct reaction is almost always a no. And that comes from the deep shame place inside of me and feeling like as a woman, I'm trying to navigate that line of not too available, but there's always this feeling of like, I'm not supposed to.

[755] We've been married for 12 years, you know, by all definitions.

[756] I'm putting this in air quotes, like I'm doing it the right way.

[757] But there's still that feeling that comes up of like, I'm not supposed to.

[758] Right.

[759] You were about to say something and I cut you off.

[760] No, no. I was just because I know, as we have just said, everyone listening who's in a partnership is experiencing this.

[761] And I know some personal cases currently that would love to hear.

[762] If a couple comes in and says this person really doesn't want to have sex, I really do a lot and I feel rejected or whatever.

[763] But also I want to have sex.

[764] how will I get pleasure if my partner isn't giving it to me?

[765] What would you go?

[766] She pulls out her rolodex of divorce attorneys and says, I think you'll pair nicely with...

[767] I think it's common.

[768] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[769] So the first place that I start is helping a couple explore what does each person need to feel open to sex.

[770] A lot of it is just figuring out what makes me feel excited, what creates the space for me. And then if there really is an issue with low libido, that's a thing that comes up a lot.

[771] There are really three main causes of low libido that actually really aren't about the libido at all.

[772] Libido is not the problem that most of us think it is.

[773] So it's a lack of emotional connection.

[774] It's a lack of pleasure.

[775] And it's also sexual pain.

[776] 30 %?

[777] Yes.

[778] I'm so glad you know that stat.

[779] From your book.

[780] Okay.

[781] From you.

[782] Yeah, 30 % of women experienced pain the last time they had sex.

[783] Solutions are, use lubrication always, 15 minutes of warm up, stop if it's hurting, so you don't start associating it with that.

[784] There's two more I've forgotten, but.

[785] Well, and see a pelvic floor specialist or a pelvic pain specialist if you're having any sort of pain that those simple steps can't address.

[786] So that's a good low -hanging fruit one to knock out, and then that leaves us with the connection and the pleasure.

[787] And pleasure really is the biggest one.

[788] You give your clients really good little homework.

[789] So she'll say, for the next three weeks, just log when the environment or the context or the situation did make you open for sex.

[790] What was happening?

[791] What happened before that?

[792] Know what gets you in the mood.

[793] Don't just wait for the mood to hit you.

[794] Be aware of what things got you in the mood.

[795] Also, conversely, be aware of the things that take you out of the mood, right?

[796] Know what these things are to avoid.

[797] Yeah, so the book, Sex Talks, you know, a lot of it, I thought back to that younger version.

[798] of myself who was struggling so much with her own sex life and really struggling to find practical tools and solutions.

[799] So I really wanted to make the book very practical and give people specific things to do, specific questions that ask themselves exercises to try out.

[800] So starting to pay more attention to what sorts of things get me into the mood and pull me out of the mood.

[801] And also like what kinds of experiences am I looking to have?

[802] When I want to have sex, what is it that I'm looking to experience on my own and with my partner.

[803] Right, know that.

[804] Take a minute and try to articulate that.

[805] We all feel this pressure to have an incredible sex life and, you know, have it so spicy with our partner, but so few of us have taken the time to actually feel into, what does great sex mean for me?

[806] What does the kind of experience that I'm looking to have?

[807] When I've just finished having really great sex, what am I thinking in that moment?

[808] Like, oh, that was so good because X, Y, Z. Don't you think a common thing for people is sex brings a lot of validation, I think.

[809] Do you think so?

[810] Same more.

[811] Well, I feel like...

[812] I can speak on that.

[813] Okay, go ahead, yeah.

[814] I can only speak from me. There's this thing you want, you're resistibly drawn to it.

[815] You can't really get it.

[816] And if you get it, it's the ultimate sign that someone likes you because they're not supposed to give it to you.

[817] This is the paradigm I grew up in.

[818] So it becomes, unavoidably, the ultimate signal.

[819] that someone really likes you or maybe loves you or cares about you.

[820] That is the pinnacle of the validation.

[821] So without that, this thing you've grown up as being the symbol of validation, it can be very powerful.

[822] At least validating that you're attractive.

[823] Whether or not that's accurate or not, that is something that sex can and often does make people feel.

[824] I know a couple that one of the partners, I think, gets a ton of validation out of sex.

[825] So then when this person entered a safe, good relationship, it was harder for that person to have sex and find it pleasurable because the validation's there.

[826] The validation can make it really difficult on the other end of things.

[827] Like when you're the partner of someone and you can feel that they're initiating and what they're really looking for in that moment is for you to validate them, that makes sex take on a totally different vibe and tone.

[828] It's not like you're inviting me to share an experience with you and experience like pleasure and connection and joy and freedom and all these things.

[829] It's like you're wanting me to validate you.

[830] Totally.

[831] With my body.

[832] Do you think those are binary though?

[833] Either you're seeking validation or you're seeking to enjoy a beautifully shared connected.

[834] Both kings can be true at the same time.

[835] Absolutely.

[836] But I think when you can feel that intensity of your partner's desire to be validated, it can make it feel more complicated in the moment.

[837] Right.

[838] Or that you're basically just servicing that.

[839] But I mean the person, who's seeking validation no longer is as interested in sex because there's nothing to seek.

[840] They have the validation because they have this partnership that's full of validation.

[841] So sex doesn't do the thing it used to do.

[842] That can happen too.

[843] It can get really, really tricky.

[844] And then it can come around on the other end of it as well, where then it becomes sort of this high stakes, well, I don't ever want somebody to say no to me because then what happened to that validation.

[845] So back to the fairy tale, you ask people to make a list exactly what they think they're supposed to be doing in the bedroom and to actually take a look at that and ask if those are realistic and reasonable expectations.

[846] I think there's something very powerful that happens when we take all these deep, dark expectations that we've just been holding within ourselves and bring them out into the light and really examine them and ask ourselves like, yeah, is this a reasonable thing for me to expect of myself?

[847] So sometimes just that act of externalizing it can help us realize, oh, that's not very reasonable.

[848] So one of the examples that I give in sex talks is a client that I had worked with who felt like he was supposed to get hard instantaneously with zero stimulation from his partner.

[849] And once he started talking about that out loud, realized, okay, yeah, maybe that's not the greatest expectation to have of myself.

[850] Yeah, a little unrealistic.

[851] Well, that feeds into my, I think my favorite thing I read in there.

[852] But first I want to say, because I just loved that you said this.

[853] So you have a good friend that you started talking about her sex life with her husband.

[854] They're happily married on all accounts.

[855] They have kids.

[856] They have a great life together.

[857] They're not having sex much.

[858] This is weighing on her.

[859] And she's now beating herself up for having the feelings.

[860] And you wrote, okay, I'm anxious or frustrated or sad and that's all right.

[861] I don't need to criticize myself about it too.

[862] The best way to navigate your feelings is to simply notice them and leave them be.

[863] What we resist persists.

[864] When we accept our own emotions and experiences, they actually dissipate much faster.

[865] So I think this is so important.

[866] I experience this.

[867] I have more discomfort in suffering from the disappointment of having the original feeling I have than I have from the feeling.

[868] I'm so let down with myself.

[869] I'm so disappointed in myself.

[870] The meta feelings.

[871] Yeah.

[872] Some of my favorite feedback that we got about sex talks, as people said, this is not just a book about how to talk about sex with your partner.

[873] It's a communication book.

[874] and it's a general feelings book of just learning how to be with my own experiences and be with my own emotions.

[875] So that's a classic therapist thing that we say all the time, you know, what we resist persists or the only way out is through.

[876] But it's something that so few of us have put into practice of just sitting with our feelings and allowing them to be.

[877] So what you're talking about are meta -emotions.

[878] It's our feelings about our feelings.

[879] That's almost all I have, to be honest.

[880] The second I have the feeling I go straight into the meta -feelings, into the whole.

[881] So the key for you and for all of us is just to try sitting with those emotions, to name them as well, because when we can put a name to it, that helps it dissipate a lot faster.

[882] When I'm feeling this, sometimes I'll just sit with myself and say, okay, I'm feeling a lot of anxiety right now.

[883] That's okay.

[884] I can notice it.

[885] I can sit with it.

[886] I don't need to do anything about it.

[887] I'm just here with it.

[888] And there's been some really interesting research that shows that when we can do that, a lot of feelings will dissipate in about 90 seconds, which is wild.

[889] Right.

[890] Because most people when they're like, I'm anxious.

[891] Why am I so anxious?

[892] Why am I always so anxious?

[893] When am I ever not going to be?

[894] What is the fucking problem?

[895] You're just off to the races.

[896] Yeah.

[897] So I like to think about my feelings.

[898] I will often think of them as like little parts of myself.

[899] And sometimes I'll even picture myself at different ages too.

[900] And just imagine being with that part of myself.

[901] Like, okay, I see you.

[902] You're there.

[903] A lot of it's validation going back to this theme.

[904] Feelings want acknowledgement and validations.

[905] Your feelings want you to just say to them, you exist.

[906] I see you there.

[907] and you're allowed to be here.

[908] We get in mail mode.

[909] It's like, I've got to fix this, get rid of this.

[910] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[911] The classic fix it syndrome.

[912] I need to understand it.

[913] I need to fix it.

[914] I need to destroy it.

[915] Okay, this one was awesome.

[916] Me versus we.

[917] So these two different types of, I guess, arousal, what would we say?

[918] Spontaneous type and the responsive type.

[919] Desire.

[920] Yeah, Emily Nagoski, it gets a lot of credit for really breaking all this research down in an easy, digestible way.

[921] Yeah, so tell people about the two different types of desire.

[922] So I think it would alleviate a lot of the guilt.

[923] This is one of the biggest pieces of information that people say changes their life.

[924] So desire and arousal are actually two different things.

[925] We tend to use those words interchangeably and we mean them as like just getting turned on or being horny.

[926] But desire is something that happens in our head.

[927] It's the thought of like, oh, sex sounds good.

[928] It sounds interesting to me right now.

[929] I would like to have it.

[930] Where is my partner?

[931] And then arousal is a physical response that we have in our bodies.

[932] our body's getting ready for sex, preparing for it.

[933] So it could be things like getting an erection, getting wet, your heart rate starting to increase.

[934] And so these two things happen separately from each other.

[935] And your desire type, your sex drive type, it really boils down to which one you feel first.

[936] Do you feel that mental desire or that physical arousal?

[937] So spontaneous desire is when we feel the mental desire first and then the physical arousal follows.

[938] And that's the only type of desire that you ever see on TV and in the movies.

[939] It's that, ah, out of nowhere, I'm all of a sudden turned on.

[940] I make the eye contact with my partner.

[941] We're running off into the bedroom.

[942] So most of us think that's how it's supposed to work for us.

[943] But about half of people, and of this group, the majority are women.

[944] I was going to say this is very gendered.

[945] It is very gendered.

[946] Most women are responsive types, which is that we feel the physical arousal first, and then the mental desire follows after that.

[947] So the classic sign that you are a responsive type is if you've ever been in the middle of sex or even the end of sex and you catch yourself thinking, that was really fun.

[948] Why don't I ever seem to want this?

[949] That is a responsive reaction.

[950] I love the list of it.

[951] I wish I'd written down the whole list, but it's like you don't think about sex very often.

[952] Yeah.

[953] So if you go up to a responsive person and ask them, do you want to have sex?

[954] 99 times out of 100, it's going to mean, no, because their body hasn't been aroused first.

[955] Their head is not going to be interested in sex until their body's aroused.

[956] So if you're just going right for their head and asking them that question, it's going to be a no. So this kind of leads us into initiation.

[957] We need to learn different ways of initiating because you're just going to get a no if you're asking a responsive person.

[958] You're probably going to identify as I have low desire or even no desire.

[959] It might feel like the circumstances have to be like just right for you to be open to it.

[960] This is why it's easy to feel defeated by the whole thing because I'm talking with all my other male friends were mostly all tracking to be spontaneous types, right?

[961] As you say in the list, you're at work in a board meeting and you just start thinking about fucking like, oh yeah, that'd be great.

[962] And then I could talk over there.

[963] And so you start believing, well, that's what's missing from the, and that must be unfixable because that's just how I'm wired.

[964] And they're not even thinking about sex.

[965] They don't even care about it.

[966] They're not planning some crazy sex capade.

[967] So how on earth would we meet in the middle on this?

[968] But I think it's a big relief to just go like, both equally powerful, just different starters.

[969] It's a huge relief.

[970] Most people have no idea that this exists.

[971] Most women tell me that they feel really broken and ashamed that they never seem to want sex.

[972] It always just feels like this huge source of tension between them and their partner.

[973] So just being able to recognize, you're normal.

[974] There's nothing wrong with you.

[975] You're not broken in any sort of way.

[976] It's not a worse type of desire.

[977] Because people will often say like, okay, but spontaneous just sounds better, right?

[978] But the challenge with spontaneous desire types is that your body might not always go along with what your head's wanting.

[979] So they can experience more performance issues.

[980] And then that brings up an entirely different set of shameful thoughts.

[981] I'm turned on.

[982] I want to have sex.

[983] What's happening with my body?

[984] Why is my body not coming along?

[985] So there are joys and challenges of each type.

[986] But being able to start with this recognition of there are two, nobody's broken.

[987] Nothing's wrong with anybody.

[988] It's just figuring out, okay, what do each of our types need to feel open to sex?

[989] Yes.

[990] A diesel engine's not broken because it can't accept gasoline.

[991] And a gas engine isn't broken because it's they can't accept diesel.

[992] They both are engines that work as long as you put the right shit in them.

[993] Great metaphor.

[994] I think that's comforting.

[995] Anytime you need an automotive metaphor, please.

[996] I wish you were drinking so you could have done a spit take.

[997] Is a responsive desire.

[998] Okay, this gets a little tricky, though, because if you're in a partnership, are you saying the physicality starts first?

[999] So then if your brain doesn't want to go there, how does the physical ever start?

[1000] Yeah, no, this is a great, great question.

[1001] Yeah, that's a hard thing.

[1002] Yeah, that's a hard thing.

[1003] Because if someone just starts touching, that feels bad or wrong.

[1004] That's the bristle reaction we'll get to.

[1005] Oh, yes.

[1006] Okay, so I like to think of initiation with responsive desires being two phases.

[1007] So we want to first give that person some sort of physical contact.

[1008] So what you're doing in that moment is you're not thinking about, do I want to have sex, yes or no?

[1009] It's am I open to having some physical contact with my partner?

[1010] And something that feels very good to you, very tame for you.

[1011] So for a lot of people, it's simple stuff.

[1012] Like, can we get in bed and cuddle together?

[1013] Can you give me a massage and a massage that's actually a massage, not a like 20 seconds and then I'm sliding my hands in places?

[1014] Is it maybe kissing?

[1015] Is it just holding each other?

[1016] This is Orne advice.

[1017] She's like, don't try to fuck.

[1018] Just go home and commit to snuggling.

[1019] Exactly.

[1020] So if you really create the space and the energy behind this is important, you can tell if your partner's like, okay, let me give you your 10 seconds of, you know, perfunctory back rub.

[1021] Are you turned on?

[1022] Yeah.

[1023] Are you turned on yet?

[1024] So you really have to be willing.

[1025] I just want to have some skin -to -skin connection with you.

[1026] I just want to be in the moment with you.

[1027] And then at that point, then it's like, okay, are we open to going further with this?

[1028] And there has to be a true and genuine acceptance of a yes or a no. And you and Zander have a great hack for this because I do think this happens nonstop with couples as well.

[1029] It's like the guy reaches over in bed and does anything, touches her hair, does whatever he does.

[1030] and immediately, and rightly so, the woman's like, oh, Jesus.

[1031] Like, there's no mystery to anything that's going on.

[1032] A hack you guys have is like, you have a policy.

[1033] You make out every night before bed.

[1034] Yes.

[1035] Oh, we do.

[1036] I love this.

[1037] And this seems like such a hack because, like, sometimes it's going to happen.

[1038] Sometimes it's not.

[1039] But you don't have this muscle memory association with every time I'm touch he wants to fuck.

[1040] You're pushing through that by having a routine.

[1041] We started doing that a few years ago because I noticed a couple of things.

[1042] One, I noticed that we weren't making out very often anymore.

[1043] At the beginning of our relationship, we would make out so much.

[1044] And I love that.

[1045] Like, I think most people, we have this really fond association.

[1046] It brings us back to like being teenagers when making out was the best thing in the world.

[1047] It's the cutest, dumbest things primates do.

[1048] Like, what are we doing?

[1049] We're smashing our mouths together.

[1050] We were in this relationship.

[1051] We were a decade into it.

[1052] It's like, I don't remember the last time we made out just for the sake of making out.

[1053] Like, we make out when we're having.

[1054] sex or we're right about to have sex, but there's no making out just for that.

[1055] So that thing came up.

[1056] And then I also noticed that I had become, like most people, hyper attuned to when he was initiating.

[1057] Like, I could tell the moment that his eyes got that little look.

[1058] You probably even experienced something biochemically before you even saw anything.

[1059] You probably smelt something you don't know.

[1060] There was like a smallest little touch.

[1061] I know what you're up to.

[1062] You rascal.

[1063] Yeah.

[1064] And so I wanted to break that association.

[1065] And it goes back to what I was saying earlier, too, about that knee -jerk reaction that comes up in me of like, no, we're not supposed to.

[1066] So we came up with this idea to start making out every single night and to break the association that we had created that we only made out as a lead up to sex or during sex.

[1067] Like bring back that enjoyment of just kissing for the sake of kissing and having this like sweet little.

[1068] I want to kiss now.

[1069] That sounds great.

[1070] I really recommend everybody try it.

[1071] It's become this very sweet ritual that we have every night.

[1072] What about if you're fighting, that's also a good way to get you out of your fight if you've committed.

[1073] If you're like, fuck, we gotta get this kissing over with.

[1074] We don't do it if we're fighting and if one of us is sick, we don't do it.

[1075] But otherwise, otherwise we do it.

[1076] If we're really tired, sometimes it's literally 10 seconds, but it just, it feels like a sweet ritual to have with each other.

[1077] And it's been really fun to just have those little moments of making out some connection with each other.

[1078] Well, let's talk about the bristle reaction because that's adjacent to that.

[1079] I think a lot of people will relate to this.

[1080] The bristle reaction is that feeling that you get.

[1081] when your partner reaches out to touch you and you just feel your whole body tense up and recoil.

[1082] And it can feel shockingly strong sometimes to even the most simple touch your partner's just trying to like give you a little pat on the shoulder or a hug or something and you feel yourself recoil.

[1083] And so there are a number of different causes that can lead to it.

[1084] So one is bad initiation, people who aren't being very direct with initiation.

[1085] So the quote that you read earlier, we're so afraid of rejection that a lot of us have learned to do this dance around initiation.

[1086] We're just trying to subtly do it, or we do it in a joking way.

[1087] The classic example is men coming up behind a woman and, like, honking her boobs.

[1088] Tune in Tokyo.

[1089] So many men try this.

[1090] We have pulled our audience before, and there's, like, 1 % of women who do enjoy it, but the vast majority of women do not like it.

[1091] You just got to find that woman.

[1092] All of the men have to find the two women.

[1093] Please put a puce bandana hanging out of your back pocket if you were that 1 % so they can find you.

[1094] Monica, would it work for you as an initiation?

[1095] No. But it depends, I guess, if I'm not.

[1096] I'm in, like, a super playful mood, maybe.

[1097] But if I'm, like, doing the, I know it's from all my friends who have husbands.

[1098] They seem to always do it when they're doing the dishes.

[1099] Sure, well, your guards down.

[1100] You're trapped.

[1101] Yeah, that's just, like, the worst time possible.

[1102] Exactly.

[1103] Don't do it then.

[1104] So we do it in these roundabout ways or these jokey ways because it gives us plausible deniability.

[1105] If you get mad, I wasn't trying to know it.

[1106] I was just messing around, right?

[1107] But we get this hypersensitivity like I had developed of you weren't just kidding.

[1108] Or like, no, no, no, I see it in your eyes.

[1109] I smell it in the air.

[1110] I feel it.

[1111] I'm on guard.

[1112] And then it's also the discomfort that we have in saying no to our partner.

[1113] So we try to catch it at the earliest possible moment.

[1114] Like, I don't want to get into, we're already making out and clothes are starting to come off.

[1115] And I have to say, hold on, I don't, I don't want to do this.

[1116] So we learn to like backtrack.

[1117] I'm so aware of the exact moment that you're starting to think about it so I can say no to you right then.

[1118] And it can also be just straight up touching you in ways that you don't like as well, like the boob honk.

[1119] That's extreme.

[1120] Yeah, that's the extreme version.

[1121] But what compounds this greatly, and yeah, I forget what the number is, like 64 % from the Gottman Institute.

[1122] People's marriages get worse when they have kids.

[1123] I mean, that's just kind of the standard.

[1124] So for the mom, the mom has been experiencing probably so much touch.

[1125] She has no fucking personal space.

[1126] And now here comes Gorilla Mike for a little Hong Kong.

[1127] And she's like, stop pulling on me, everybody.

[1128] Yeah.

[1129] So it feels like touch that's not for her.

[1130] And that's another thing that comes up as well, is like, you're touching my body for you.

[1131] You're wanting something from me. And with a parent, you know, I've been touched all day long.

[1132] I've had people needing things from me all day long.

[1133] Here is yet another creature with more needs, with more demands of my body.

[1134] It all gets wrapped up in this huge shutdown reaction that we have.

[1135] Stay tuned for more armchair expert, if you dare.

[1136] Okay, great.

[1137] This is a moment for me to ask, how do I say this?

[1138] This is untherapeutic, but I think it's the truth.

[1139] So I think there's like, there's being vulnerable, there's being honest, there's communicating.

[1140] There's also this terrible force that is real, which is vulnerability's attractive.

[1141] Neatiness is not.

[1142] No one's fucking attracted to neediness.

[1143] So for me, historically, the most precarious part, part is in initiating, I refuse to go down a needy path.

[1144] For me, neediness is like the end of the sexual attraction.

[1145] How do you define the difference between vulnerability and neediness?

[1146] This is very, very tiny line between the two.

[1147] I agree with you.

[1148] So I think vulnerability in general is sharing with somebody your character defects or your fears or your shortcomings.

[1149] I think neediness is, I need you to fix me. But our language is incomplete.

[1150] The difference between those two things, although I can say it that way, in practice and in talking and in touching and in all these things, it's not precise.

[1151] And I think the dance that I see a lot of my male friends where I want to go like, you got to pull back a bit.

[1152] I think that's the hardest dance for a spontaneous person with a partner.

[1153] who is a responsive person.

[1154] I agree with you.

[1155] And I think it is a particular challenge for men who are getting more and more messages these days that like we want men to be vulnerable and open and share, which is something that historically has been incredibly dangerous for men to do that you've been given so many messages of don't do that.

[1156] So now there's this dance.

[1157] That's such a good word for it that men are trying to do it.

[1158] I want to do this, but I don't have a lot of practice at it.

[1159] It's always felt scary and dangerous.

[1160] I don't know how to do it.

[1161] I think that the difference between vulnerability and neediness is what you're describing.

[1162] For me, vulnerability feels like I'm sharing with you challenges that are coming up for me, things that are within me. I'm sharing them with you because I want you to see me. Whereas neediness, again, it's not a therapeutic term, but neediness does feel like I am needing you to come help fix me. Right.

[1163] So it's not just I'm showing you.

[1164] But even if we take a real example, so if you were to say we're not having sex very often and I recognize that I get so much of my validation for that.

[1165] And then I'm feeling completely unattractive and I think I must be doing something that's not appealing to you.

[1166] And I'm filling in all these blanks.

[1167] And I've created the story.

[1168] And it's all based on this thing I've decided.

[1169] So that seems like all above board and fine.

[1170] But that's also saying I need you to give me this because this is how I'm wired.

[1171] So that's fucking hard.

[1172] It is.

[1173] And that's what we pick up on as partners as well.

[1174] Is it that you're inviting me to share an experience with you?

[1175] Or are you needing me to take care of you in a certain sort of way?

[1176] Again, that feels binary.

[1177] How about I need the shared loving experience where we're staring in each other's eyes and we're having this bond.

[1178] I need that for my own self -esteem.

[1179] That's how it's happened.

[1180] That's how it shook out.

[1181] I'm working on it, but that's where we're at.

[1182] So I think the challenge for you is finding other ways to get that experience.

[1183] If sex is the only way, that puts a lot of pressure on sex.

[1184] So are there other ways that you can get those needs met with your partner?

[1185] And there totally are.

[1186] I'm just saying like the vulnerability version is very, very close and almost identical to the needy version.

[1187] It is like grains of sand between your partner going like, fucking A, I have a third child.

[1188] Yeah, it is.

[1189] I have such a practical mind.

[1190] I'm always wanting to give people like practical tools and strategies.

[1191] And there's also a part of me that just holds on to all the needs.

[1192] nuances and complexities of how sex shows up in our lives.

[1193] And this is a primary example of one.

[1194] I recognize what you're saying about, I don't want to be around just to fix you or validate you or give you self -esteem.

[1195] You need to give yourself self -esteem.

[1196] Great.

[1197] I know that's the response.

[1198] So I would just not initiate.

[1199] At all.

[1200] The risk of being needy and unattractive, I'm going to side with, I'll just wait until you're interested.

[1201] And then the other part of your brain starts going, well, do I want to live on planet Earth without having sex?

[1202] Is that what I want for the rest of my life.

[1203] You know, you go down the dark road of, well, then I give up.

[1204] And then again, you confront that.

[1205] And you go, well, now you're being a baby and you're doing this.

[1206] And you got to now validate yourself and have your own things.

[1207] And, you know, but it's very complex.

[1208] There's so many people in that position.

[1209] But I think what you're actually looking for is that deep intimacy.

[1210] That's the actual thing you want.

[1211] You want the thing that separates you from being friends.

[1212] Right.

[1213] But there could be other things.

[1214] that give you that deep intimacy.

[1215] Plus, maybe, I guess this is a good hack of touching not for sex and seeing where that go.

[1216] That's really good hack.

[1217] I think weirdly for me, the answer in general is not put that on their plate.

[1218] Be mindful.

[1219] But not be resentful, though.

[1220] But not be resentful.

[1221] Yes, the mature grown -up adult thing would be like, when was she in the mood last?

[1222] What was happening?

[1223] How can I recreate that?

[1224] How can I touch all the time without that expectation?

[1225] proactively do a bunch of things, so I don't even need to have that conversation.

[1226] That's probably the more productive approach.

[1227] You have to sit with both.

[1228] When we have intimacy with a person, we also have to acknowledge we're never going to be able to get the exact kind of intimacy that we want, like perfectly and consistently.

[1229] And that's such a horrible pain to feel.

[1230] And also an important one for us to feel as well.

[1231] Particularly for men, it can be challenging because you've been taught that the only ways that you're allowed to experience connection and intimacy with a person is through sex.

[1232] Now we're talking more about vulnerability, but really the deep messages are like, don't be vulnerable, don't show emotion, be strong and capable and all the things.

[1233] And so for many men, all of their need for connection, for love, for validation, it all gets funneled through sex.

[1234] Yes, but we're getting close to the thing that really irks me that I really want to drill down into.

[1235] There's the intellectual version of what we would aim to be, which would be for men, more vulnerable, more open, all these things.

[1236] Then there's the reality of which we live in, which is women aren't as attracted to that.

[1237] And no one wants to acknowledge that.

[1238] No one wants to be truthful about that.

[1239] I hear it.

[1240] Even when you're watching Orna, you're like, they're so pissed that their guy isn't a fucking dude.

[1241] Well, it can't be 100 % of just like, oh, I'm so depressed all day or whatever.

[1242] But that is not true.

[1243] I think it was best summarized on, did you watch White Lotus this?

[1244] season?

[1245] Yes.

[1246] Here's this guy.

[1247] He's saying everything she wants him to say.

[1248] He's a perfect feminist and she meets this dickhead tattooed asshole.

[1249] And that's who she wants to fuck.

[1250] And that's the truth.

[1251] I think everyone's running from that truth and it drives me nuts that we can't somehow first acknowledge it and then get into it.

[1252] But we're not even at the phase where we're acknowledging it.

[1253] So the problem is that the same toxic beliefs about masculinity that men grow up having.

[1254] We women grow up with as well.

[1255] And so there's this dance that we do inside ourselves.

[1256] of we want more vulnerability, we want more openness, but we want it in the right way.

[1257] There's toxicity within us as well.

[1258] There's a vestigil 300 ,000 years of evolution where you're trying to get with whoever's going to be most successful on planet Earth and feed your child.

[1259] And you know societally, it's not that dude.

[1260] It's the dude who leads the other men.

[1261] It is getting there.

[1262] And I do think we're just in this very slow and I think quite painful transition before we recognize, no, this vulnerability does equal status.

[1263] and does equal food and a roof over your head?

[1264] I'm in complete agreement with that.

[1265] We're in a very uncomfortable phase right now where we're wanting to make this ship, but we don't know how to and we don't have the tools too.

[1266] And so it's like we want it just right kind of feeling.

[1267] You know, I can speak to my own relationship.

[1268] I've had moments where Xander has approached me in vulnerability.

[1269] And I'm like, oh, that feels so good.

[1270] Look at this evolved man that I have with me. Like, you go, babe.

[1271] And I've had moments where he shares an emotion and I'm like, ooh.

[1272] Like cringy.

[1273] I don't want to fuck you right now.

[1274] Yes.

[1275] I appreciate you admitting that so much.

[1276] But why do you have to...

[1277] But there's also this sense of like, okay, so it's not physically attractive today.

[1278] That's okay.

[1279] No one has to have sex today.

[1280] Why does it have to be...

[1281] Do you know what I mean?

[1282] When you're saying, ooh, like that's a little cringy, I don't want to fuck you.

[1283] Okay, then maybe you don't fuck that day.

[1284] Right.

[1285] You're saying, why is the expectation that you're going to be 100 % attractive at all times?

[1286] Exactly.

[1287] That's necessary.

[1288] If we want our partners to take on different behaviors and do, different things.

[1289] We need to create the space for them to not always get it right.

[1290] And we need to examine within ourselves, what is it within me that I'm wanting him to do it just right?

[1291] There is no one right way to express vulnerability and emotion.

[1292] And that stuff that I have to look at within myself of why are there times that it turns me off and times that it turns me on.

[1293] Well, I just have great compassion for the 17 year old boy who's like, he's nice, he's thoughtful, he does all the things, and he looks around and the assholes are the ones getting laid.

[1294] But he's being told by all the academics.

[1295] Well, that's the way.

[1296] I just want to acknowledge that I have compassion for that.

[1297] I think he's going to end up being fine.

[1298] I think he's going to end up with a partner with an emotional maturity that matches his.

[1299] And I don't want someone not vulnerable.

[1300] I'm never ending up with someone who can't be vulnerable.

[1301] I'm not.

[1302] That's so boring.

[1303] What a boring life.

[1304] But you'll also admit to the weird primitive thing when you're watching Bradley Cooper in the movie where he's a fucking dickhead.

[1305] And you admit, I'm so horny for this guy.

[1306] So that's also on the table.

[1307] It is.

[1308] But not to marry.

[1309] not to be with.

[1310] Right, but we're incentive creatures.

[1311] So if you're a 17 -year -old boy, you're not trying to get married, you're trying to, like, have sex with a woman.

[1312] I guess.

[1313] I think there's a difference between what we feel attracted to and who we want to choose as our long -term partners.

[1314] Oh, that's very true.

[1315] It's so tough.

[1316] It is tough.

[1317] It is.

[1318] I mean, these are some of the complexities, and it is this phase that we're in of trying to figure out.

[1319] We want to move towards this.

[1320] We all see the value in this, but we're kind of stuck on that growing edge of it of how do we do it.

[1321] I think being able to see the ways that we're each contributing to it.

[1322] Okay, so we were mostly just living in the beginning of this book, if you can believe that.

[1323] That's really in the beginning of the book.

[1324] But as you have said, so it's sex talks, the five conversations that will transform your love life.

[1325] So it is broken up into number one, acknowledgement, which is sex is a thing and we have it.

[1326] I think that's a good place to start.

[1327] It is a good place to start, yeah.

[1328] Is it right that you originally had like 26?

[1329] I had 14.

[1330] 14, okay.

[1331] I'm a tools and techniques kind of gal.

[1332] I was like, I want to cram everything into this book.

[1333] And my editor was like, nobody wants to have 14 conversations.

[1334] Like, can you pick five?

[1335] Well, I love the five you pick.

[1336] So, yeah, sex is a thing and we have it.

[1337] So when I was conceptualizing the book, I knew people are going to see this book at the bookstore and just think, oh, God, I'm nervous.

[1338] I don't know if I want to do this.

[1339] Can I do this?

[1340] And so I wanted to find a really easy starting point.

[1341] Let's ease our way into it.

[1342] We're not jumping in in the first conversation talking about I want to have a. threesome and I want you to tie me up by my toes and hang from the rafters.

[1343] We have perfect rafters in here for this.

[1344] So I wanted to pick something that was going to feel accessible to a lot of people and just give them the confidence of I can do this.

[1345] I can have this first conversation.

[1346] I can get some momentum going, some confidence and some courage up to keep me going through the others.

[1347] And so for most couples, they just have not talked openly about their sex life.

[1348] Going back to the fucking fairy tale, as I call it in the book, we're taught that we're not supposed to have to talk about sex at all.

[1349] So this conversation is literally just getting comfortable with the words, saying them out loud, acknowledging sex is a thing and we have it.

[1350] I can't remember the statistic off the top of my head right now, but there's a pretty horrible statistic about what percentage of couples' conversations are purely logistical, just about like the appointments at four and who's picking up Timmy from soccer practice.

[1351] We're just not having these deeper, meaningful conversations anymore.

[1352] So this conversation I really like because it's something that you can continue doing throughout the course of your relationship.

[1353] Not every conversation about sex needs to be about a problem, trying to solve an issue.

[1354] I want people to start with having neutral to positive conversations about it.

[1355] We're not trying to accomplish anything in this first conversation.

[1356] It's literally just getting comfortable saying, we just had sex.

[1357] That was fun.

[1358] What did we like about that?

[1359] I love that because, yes, the times we'll talk about sex is when either of us have an issue.

[1360] Exactly.

[1361] And that's the mistake that most couples make.

[1362] And so I actually got the inspiration for this conversation when Xander joined my business.

[1363] We made this transition.

[1364] I used to work one -on -one and two -on -one with couples.

[1365] And then we transitioned into creating online guides and courses.

[1366] And Zander joined the business.

[1367] And so we started talking, especially on Instagram, much more openly, the two of us as a couple.

[1368] Here's something that we tried.

[1369] Here's something funny that went wrong.

[1370] And the more that we talked about sex just generally, we started having more and more sex and feeling more connected.

[1371] We're on to something here.

[1372] It doesn't have to be, hey, we need to talk about sex.

[1373] It's so stupidly simple yet.

[1374] Exactly.

[1375] It shocks you when it happens.

[1376] Those are the exact kind of tips that I go for.

[1377] They're stupidly simple, but you don't think about them in the moment afterwards.

[1378] You're like, why did I resist that for so long?

[1379] That was so easy and it made such a big impact.

[1380] Yeah, and you talk about expectations a lot in the book, which are fantastic.

[1381] Like, yeah, here's the thing I want to try.

[1382] Also, it's going to go wrong in many ways.

[1383] That's the first pancake rule.

[1384] Oh, yeah.

[1385] Oh, my gosh, it's great.

[1386] Yeah, just like whenever you're making pancakes, the first one turns out a little weird.

[1387] Like, very often when we try new things in the bedroom, it's not going to go perfectly.

[1388] Having a sense of humor about it and really bringing the expectations down of like, let's just try this and see how it goes rather than we need to hit it out of the park.

[1389] One of your patients was like, I want to try cowgirl, but I'm afraid to.

[1390] Yeah, most of us have fears of things that we were curious about.

[1391] or would be open to trying, but we don't want to look stupid in front of our partner.

[1392] We don't want to look incompetent.

[1393] Like, we don't know what we're doing.

[1394] We put that pressure for it to be the home run on the very first go.

[1395] So the first pancake rule is really helpful for that of just literally saying, let's give it a go.

[1396] Let's treat it as an experiment.

[1397] We'll learn some things.

[1398] Yeah.

[1399] And sometimes even putting a name to it, like, yeah, this is just our little practice session.

[1400] You know, we're playing around here.

[1401] That can be really beneficial as well.

[1402] And a lot of times also just speaking your fear out loud to your partner.

[1403] So with that client in particular, we had a session with her partner where she was able to say, I'm really afraid of getting on top that I'm not going to know how do I move my hips and what do I do.

[1404] And I'm afraid that you're going to laugh at me. And so he was able to hear that and tell her like, I'm never going to laugh at you.

[1405] That's really become what our business has focused on communication and technique these days.

[1406] Because that's the other big thing that comes up with sex.

[1407] We all feel like we're supposed to be so good at it.

[1408] But where did you ever learn to get on top?

[1409] Where did you ever learn?

[1410] Here's how you move your hips.

[1411] Here's how you get into this position or out of this position or here's how you transition smoothly into another position.

[1412] I love teaching that nitty -gritty.

[1413] We have a sex positions guide.

[1414] We have a foreplay guide that walks you through step by step exactly what to do in a very fun and playful way.

[1415] Oh, I think the best.

[1416] The burgos will love that.

[1417] Oh, they're going to love it.

[1418] There's really nothing else in life that we put such an expectation and pressure on ourselves to be so good at despite having zero.

[1419] resources.

[1420] Where do we ever learn this stuff?

[1421] So that's what I wanted to do with my life is teaching people all these things.

[1422] I love that.

[1423] How to actually have sex.

[1424] And then connection is the second conversation you encourage people to have.

[1425] What do we need to feel connected to each other?

[1426] And we've talked about some of that already.

[1427] Yeah, we've talked a bit about that.

[1428] I mean, I think the big issue that comes up here is that most of us think of sex as something that happens in a vacuum.

[1429] It's that thing that we do in our bedroom with the lights off at the end of the night, the doors are closed.

[1430] It's compartmentalized.

[1431] Right.

[1432] You're having sex all day long if you want to.

[1433] Foreplay is all day.

[1434] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1435] So that's what this conversation is about is understanding what do we need to feel close to each other and feel connected to each other all day so that the bar for having physical intimacy feels so much lower.

[1436] This is a particularly important one for parents who feel like we're ships passing in the night.

[1437] We're only having those logistical conversations.

[1438] Our lives are all about the kids.

[1439] You're feeling so disconnected from each other that you get into bed with each other at the end of the night and it feels like there's a stranger crawling.

[1440] into bed next to you.

[1441] And most people don't want to have sex with somebody who's feeling like a stranger.

[1442] Even worse than adversary.

[1443] This is the person I've had to compromise with all day long.

[1444] Yes, all day.

[1445] So it's understanding that emotional intimacy and physical intimacy, they go hand and hand.

[1446] They're two sides of the same coin.

[1447] And we need to work on both of them and have practical tools for both of them.

[1448] So that's all about keeping the simmer going throughout the day so that you feel more open to being physically intimate.

[1449] Then three is desire and four as pleasure.

[1450] These are kind of link.

[1451] So what would get you turned on?

[1452] And then at the end of that, what feels good?

[1453] And that is such an underlooked part of sex.

[1454] We focus so much on the desire, like I was talking about earlier, and we neglect the importance of pleasure, because that's really what sex is about.

[1455] That's what will keep them coming back for more.

[1456] Yeah.

[1457] And there's a huge connection between our desire for sex and our enjoyment of it.

[1458] So one of the first questions that I'll ask people when they say, I have no desire, low desire, they tell me about the sex that you're having.

[1459] and what they'll describe is typically sex that's not worth craving.

[1460] It's routine.

[1461] It's predictable.

[1462] There's nothing in it for me. I feel disconnected from my partner.

[1463] I just lie there and like let my partner do it to me. And so the question is, okay, why would you crave that?

[1464] Yeah.

[1465] You know, I always make food comparisons to it.

[1466] It's like eating the same old bowl of overly steamed mushy broccoli.

[1467] Do you ever wake up craving?

[1468] Oh, I can't wait for another bowl of overly steamed mushy broccoli.

[1469] Like, of course not.

[1470] We make that connection so readily with foods.

[1471] Why would I crave a kind of food that I don't enjoy eating?

[1472] That we don't make that connection with sex.

[1473] You could try to get so in the mood to eat the bad broccoli.

[1474] But it's still bad broccoli.

[1475] It doesn't mean.

[1476] It's not going to work.

[1477] And food is a good analogy because there is going to be a food that you do crave in life.

[1478] There's going to be something you like.

[1479] You just have to find it.

[1480] Also, the more time you prep it and prepare it, it's better in desire it more.

[1481] A lot of really good analogies here right on the table.

[1482] Oh, I don't know why I'm going to share this, but I feel lucky to have had this experience.

[1483] When my wife was getting close to delivering the O .B. said, have sex as much as you can and ejaculate on the mucoid plug.

[1484] That'll help erode it and help, right?

[1485] Do you know this?

[1486] No, that feels intense.

[1487] Yeah.

[1488] So all of a sudden, there was this huge role reversal.

[1489] It feels so mechanical.

[1490] Right.

[1491] So there was this huge role reversal.

[1492] I was expected to do that every night.

[1493] And after the third night, and now I attributed it to, and I was honest about it, night four, I was like, this is bringing up weird molesting stuff.

[1494] Knowing that I need to do this is really fucking me up.

[1495] And I shared that.

[1496] And then that ended.

[1497] But I was so grateful to have the experience that I think a lot of women experience, which is like, there's this creature out there that wants me to do this thing and I don't want to do it.

[1498] It feels fucking terrible to do this thing if I don't want to do it.

[1499] Doing something sexually that you don't want to.

[1500] to, I'm lucky I got to feel it because it made me certainly more empathetic to a lot of women that feel that way.

[1501] And I'm like, yeah, it's a fucking bad feeling.

[1502] That's one of the biggest mistakes that women make with their sex lives is that there's so many women who just have sex to keep my partner happy.

[1503] That's what I'm supposed to do.

[1504] That's my role as a wife, as a good partner.

[1505] Even the lighter versions of it are just, oh, I'm just throwing him a bone.

[1506] A quickie.

[1507] He's fine.

[1508] I just like let him have it.

[1509] Again, it goes back to that connection between our enjoyment of something and our desire for it.

[1510] If you start creating this association with sex, that it's something I give to my partner.

[1511] I throw him a bone.

[1512] I don't have a choice in doing it.

[1513] That's what makes me a good partner saying, yes, you are never going to feel any desire for it.

[1514] So it's so important for us to only have sex that we want to have.

[1515] Uh -huh.

[1516] Exploration, what should we try next?

[1517] What an appropriate last conversation to have?

[1518] This is probably pretty hard for couples, if they have something they feel like as a kink or something that makes them weird or different.

[1519] So you're illustrating the mistake that I think a lot of people make with exploration is that we go to the kink aspect of it.

[1520] And kink is amazing and great if you have super complex fantasies or wild and crazy kinks that you want to do.

[1521] That's amazing.

[1522] Do them go for it.

[1523] But trying new things in the bedroom doesn't have to mean wildly pushing your comfort zone.

[1524] For a lot of couples, I actually recommend starting with what are the things that you used to do when you're you first started having sex, they you haven't done in a while.

[1525] That's a great one.

[1526] Most of us, as time goes on, our window of what sex looks like narrows and narrows and narrows into this very predictable, very quick little routine.

[1527] It's turned from a buffet into an entree.

[1528] And so, yeah, mixing it up, spicing it up.

[1529] It doesn't need to be anything complex.

[1530] It could be, oh, yeah, we haven't made out in a while.

[1531] Can we bring back the making out?

[1532] Or you haven't gone down on me a while.

[1533] We haven't played with toys in a while.

[1534] I haven't fucked on the couch in a long time.

[1535] Exactly.

[1536] It had sex somewhere else.

[1537] So just bring you.

[1538] back some of those things.

[1539] Okay.

[1540] We're leaving your book.

[1541] Now you're just my therapist.

[1542] Not even my therapist.

[1543] You're my friend who's a therapist and we're at dinner.

[1544] Okay.

[1545] Let me also preface it by saying, I was in an open relationship for nine years.

[1546] Okay.

[1547] But I'm curious, you must increasingly be having patients that are in polyamorous situations.

[1548] Yeah.

[1549] In so many ways, it was fantastic, which is there was never any diminishment of love or respect.

[1550] and that didn't have the impact that I guess I think a lot of people would be fearful it would have at least for us it didn't we sleep in the same bed together every single night when stuff happens who knows we don't talk about it whatever that was the situation i think the cancerous thing and maybe this is just for me is that if given an easy option why on earth would i work hard on the other thing it's a given that a long -term relationship's going to require a lot of work sexually so if i'm getting something that's filled with dopamine and excitement how on earth are those two things going to compare.

[1551] And how incentivize am I to put in the work on the stable thing?

[1552] So what I see is that the open relationship, anything non -monogamous, the ones that work out are the ones where it's actually more work than having a monogamous relationship.

[1553] Ironically.

[1554] Ironically.

[1555] Because to do it properly, there's so much communication that needs to be involved.

[1556] You're bringing in multiple people.

[1557] So now there are just more feelings and more feelings about the feelings.

[1558] You know, it wasn't just person A's feelings and person B's feelings and person B's feelings about person A's feelings.

[1559] Now it's, you know, all the different permutations.

[1560] Permutations of it.

[1561] So I wholeheartedly believe, you know, there are billions of people on this planet.

[1562] Monogamy is not the one and only relationship structure that works or that we should all be striving for.

[1563] Historically, we didn't really have that.

[1564] Yeah, exactly.

[1565] I believe that people should be thoughtful about the kinds of relationship models that they want to try out and explore and be open about it.

[1566] But it does require a lot of communication.

[1567] So the ones that I don't see working out are where people go into it.

[1568] One, if the relationship is bad.

[1569] That's a solution to it.

[1570] Yeah.

[1571] Our sex life is terrible.

[1572] So let's just bring in other people.

[1573] It's only going to make it worse.

[1574] And two, where there are a no rules type of thing.

[1575] It really needs to have boundaries.

[1576] There's a lot of communication.

[1577] We're figuring out what's on the table, what's off the table.

[1578] There's constant negotiation and renegotiation.

[1579] So it's an incredible amount of work.

[1580] Well, that was our situation.

[1581] Ultimately, years in, I was like, I feel like you're going on dates with people.

[1582] This doesn't feel like what the thing was.

[1583] And she goes, well, yeah, this thing works great for you.

[1584] You just want to fuck a stranger.

[1585] I want to go out to dinner with someone and have them be super interested in what book I'm reading.

[1586] That's what I'm longing for.

[1587] And you can't give that.

[1588] And I don't even expect you to give that to me. We've been together for four years.

[1589] And I was like, that's very legit.

[1590] So yeah, that's a new element.

[1591] So yeah, you can go on dates.

[1592] And it did.

[1593] It had to constantly evolve.

[1594] an account for what each person was looking for, I guess.

[1595] It was probably started out very a patriarchal version of the arrangement.

[1596] And then it evolved into something maybe hopefully more egalitarian.

[1597] But ultimately for me, also I was in my 20s, I didn't have to tend to the sexual relationship and the primary relationship because I was fulfilled.

[1598] And that was very destructive for me on that aspect of it.

[1599] I think a lot of people go into open relationships thinking that it's going to be easier and fun.

[1600] And, oh, I just get to continue having that new relationship energy with new and new people, and I don't have to tend to the original relationship.

[1601] And it's just not going to work out in the long run in that way.

[1602] It has to be both.

[1603] I tend to the relationship.

[1604] The relationship is solid and we work on that.

[1605] And we also have different relationships with other people as well that we tend to those too.

[1606] Yeah.

[1607] I was pretty shocked while watching couple therapy, were you?

[1608] With like the high percentage of people that were involved.

[1609] Yeah, there were.

[1610] I know.

[1611] But it didn't really work out.

[1612] Yeah.

[1613] A lot of people just don't set it up properly from the get -go.

[1614] And then they get into a place where it's like, oh, it's chaos now.

[1615] What do we do?

[1616] How do we figure out where we are now?

[1617] And I think you're right.

[1618] So many people place it as a solution.

[1619] It's like, well, we're not getting this.

[1620] So we might as well go get it from other people.

[1621] I think people enter it naively too with the assumption that like no one's going to fall in love with anyone.

[1622] That like, oh, we just want this physical fun outlet.

[1623] But that also is not going to be the case.

[1624] Yeah.

[1625] And that's something that you can even go into a relationship saying, well, that's our guideline.

[1626] That's our rule.

[1627] I have a boundary of this is just sex, not love.

[1628] We can't really always control that.

[1629] Yeah.

[1630] Oh, all right, did I have one other one that had nothing to do with your book?

[1631] Before we started, we were talking and you said, I don't know if this is this connected to your work, but you're not interested in having kids.

[1632] It's not connected to my work.

[1633] It's a big surprise for both Zander and I. We entered our marriage, thinking that we were going to have kids.

[1634] We both love kids, have siblings, always envisioned our life with kids.

[1635] And we got married kind of on the younger side, younger than either of us were expecting to.

[1636] And so it was this idea of, yeah, we'll be married.

[1637] for a few years and then we'll have kids when the time feels right.

[1638] And we would always hear from people like, oh, you'll know when the time feels right.

[1639] You'll start to get that urge.

[1640] And so time started ticking on and we were getting closer and closer to the time that I thought was going to be right.

[1641] And neither one of us were feeling the active desire to have kids.

[1642] Yeah.

[1643] And so we kept checking in with each other.

[1644] Like, I feel like we should be having them at this point.

[1645] Like, that's kind of the time.

[1646] But do you want to?

[1647] Not really.

[1648] Do you want to?

[1649] Not really.

[1650] And so we kept kind of kicking the can down the road saying well let's just keep talking about it let's keep checking in about it and ultimately it ended up being a very challenging and very emotional journey to have had this image in my head of what my life is going to look like and then realize in the moment i'm not actually feeling the desire to create that and i didn't even know how do you make that decision it's such a monumental decision but what anchored me the question that i kept coming back to over and over again was just do i feel the active desire to have a child.

[1651] And I kept thinking, any potential child that I could have, I would want to be able to look my child in the eyes and say, I wanted you so badly.

[1652] You were loved for the moment you even came into existence.

[1653] And I just never felt like I could do that.

[1654] And to me, bringing a new life into the world feels like such an enormous responsibility and privilege that not being able to say yes to that, I felt like I shouldn't then.

[1655] Yeah.

[1656] Well, it's great.

[1657] You two are on the same page.

[1658] Miraculously, yeah.

[1659] We both, like, I don't know how we both managed to change our mind.

[1660] And we really made the space for each other to like, you don't have to change your mind about this.

[1661] I would support him if he realized, no, I actually do really want to have kids and vice versa.

[1662] So there was no pressure on either end.

[1663] So I'm really grateful that we both changed our minds.

[1664] But it's been a real journey and it's been interesting to talk about publicly.

[1665] Like there's still so much judgment that couples who choose to each other.

[1666] Did you even feel triggered when I said primitive?

[1667] we have a purpose on planet Earth.

[1668] Like, does that, because Monica and I often get in these little, I say things that are.

[1669] Yeah, because I don't know if I want to have me. And I say it things that sound like I'm either shaming people who are not bonded to another person or not having kids.

[1670] That's never my intention.

[1671] And I don't think everyone should have kids.

[1672] But when I say that, sex is important because that's our primary mission as a species.

[1673] Do you go like, fuck this guy?

[1674] Here's that goddamn thing again.

[1675] I appreciate you asking.

[1676] But no, I didn't feel a judgment around that.

[1677] Biologically, our genes want to.

[1678] survive and pass on.

[1679] Yeah, yeah.

[1680] I have felt that little biological, I'm supposed to be doing this type of feeling, but I just keep coming back to the desire.

[1681] Yeah, it's crazy what comes up at certain times.

[1682] Well, we just had the holidays.

[1683] I'm sure that's always...

[1684] We just had the holidays.

[1685] I have a grandfather who passed this morning.

[1686] Oh, we did?

[1687] Yeah, I sent you a text, but...

[1688] Oh, I haven't right.

[1689] I was reading all about it.

[1690] It's okay.

[1691] It was a while coming, and it's still sad, but it's...

[1692] It's sorry.

[1693] Yeah.

[1694] But anyway, that experience, a few weeks ago I was home, visiting.

[1695] And I left and I was like, I probably got to have a kid because one's on his way out.

[1696] You're letting down your grandfather.

[1697] It's letting down, but then there is something bizarrely primitive of like, we've got to keep these genes going.

[1698] Now one's gone.

[1699] There's only a couple options left.

[1700] I never think like that.

[1701] I don't care.

[1702] This keep propagating your genes.

[1703] I never think it.

[1704] But then death brings up a whole.

[1705] And remember Neil Feast was saying like, I'm contributing to Hitler's goal.

[1706] That was his takeaway.

[1707] By being gay and Jewish.

[1708] That was the weight that was on his shoulders.

[1709] He's like, I'm fulfilling Hitler's dream by not having kids and being gay.

[1710] Like, whoa, that's heavy.

[1711] Yeah, there's just so much underneath.

[1712] Yeah.

[1713] It's been a journey.

[1714] Until you're confronted with those decisions.

[1715] We started having these conversations around when we were 27 and about to turn 40 next month.

[1716] And Zander just got a vasectomy a couple months ago.

[1717] So that was like the final, like, okay, now we're officially closing the door and saying, this is not going to happen.

[1718] I've only seen three pictures of Xander and all three photos he was not wearing shoes.

[1719] He hate shoes or?

[1720] We both do.

[1721] I'm like sitting here just kind of wishing I could make my own up.

[1722] You could have absolutely taken them up.

[1723] And you've got real strong bottoms of your feet.

[1724] You can walk across gravel and stuff because I'm a coward.

[1725] He's a surfer.

[1726] So his feet are gnarly.

[1727] You don't want to look at those feet.

[1728] Looks like seafone.

[1729] Yeah.

[1730] Coral.

[1731] You guys should get into that what's it called like grounding.

[1732] I hate how I like never wear shoes.

[1733] They're grounding just naturally.

[1734] They don't even have to pursue it.

[1735] That's a funny thing to notice about his photos, so.

[1736] Well, most people wear shoes and photos in a magazine.

[1737] That's great.

[1738] Okay, Vanessa, this was so fun.

[1739] I had a great time.

[1740] Worth your trip on from San Diego.

[1741] I got a spit take.

[1742] Yeah, first ever.

[1743] It was all downhill from there, but I know.

[1744] Your book's really, really great.

[1745] I do think you're writing that people will be scared to even buy the book.

[1746] And besides it being a great book, I think the thing that I would, would most want people to know is you're just effortlessly in it immediately it's not a mountain you just start breaking these things down and you're like oh right that's all doable yeah i could make that list it makes it very pragmatic and approachable and surmountable yeah and i think that's the kind of genius of the book makes me think of a a you walk in a and you're like how the fuck am i going to quit doing drugs and drinking you're going to read these 12 steps and by god here we're at this one you know it just starts happening.

[1747] So I think for anyone who has any fear, anxiety of even broaching this, this book's perfect.

[1748] Just get this fucking book and read it.

[1749] And then maybe you'll want to give it to your partner.

[1750] I think you will.

[1751] Thank you for saying that.

[1752] I really appreciate it.

[1753] Definitely writing a book about sex as an undertaking and trying to market a book about sex as an undertaking.

[1754] But I really wanted to write a book that would feel approachable and manageable for people.

[1755] I wanted it to not be scary.

[1756] And I also feel like Xander and I are there along with you every step of the way.

[1757] We share some of our most embarrassing stories and most personal stories and just like, hey, we've been through this too.

[1758] You're normal.

[1759] We're all normal.

[1760] Let us guide you through this.

[1761] And I'm not diminishing the sophistication of the book, but literally it's like you've started kindergarten.

[1762] That's exactly what I wanted.

[1763] I wanted to feel.

[1764] Yeah, if you were sitting on the carpet and then start telling you about the sun, you're like, oh yeah, okay, I get this.

[1765] Like it's that approachable.

[1766] We need that.

[1767] No one went to school for this.

[1768] We have to start at kindergarten.

[1769] Yes, truly.

[1770] And you can buy it on audiobook.

[1771] You can buy the Kindle version.

[1772] If you don't want to have the physical version, don't have to go into a bookstore or anything like that.

[1773] Who read the audio book?

[1774] Zander and I read it.

[1775] Oh, you did?

[1776] Obviously, you have a podcast.

[1777] Let me also mention that.

[1778] If you love Vanessa, which I'm sure you do, you can also listen to her and Zander on Pillow Talk.

[1779] Yes, we do a little weekly podcast from our bed.

[1780] And, yeah, he's kind of a little bit of an audio file.

[1781] So he managed to hook up our closet to be our audiobook recording studio.

[1782] Oh, nice.

[1783] So it was all recorded from home.

[1784] more closet.

[1785] Oh, perfect.

[1786] Cossets are the way you should be recording.

[1787] This has nothing to do with that, but Schwarzenegger's book, I listen to the audio.

[1788] You can just tell he has all the leverage in anything at any point.

[1789] And you can tell he was just like, I'm going to do it at my house.

[1790] And I don't want anyone there.

[1791] So he's literally, no. No, it's great.

[1792] He's like, I came to this country.

[1793] You're hearing goats.

[1794] I have a lot of animals.

[1795] They're walking around.

[1796] And you can hear animals fucking walking.

[1797] And it's like not on the page.

[1798] He's just kind of riffing on what's really happening.

[1799] Oh, this is a whole new experience.

[1800] He's like acknowledging what's going on while he's recording and he's reading the book.

[1801] I wish I could have done that.

[1802] He had to be exquisitely tuned into like, oh, there was a little creak in the background, get the dogs out of here.

[1803] I don't know, but he's like, yeah, there's a goat.

[1804] Can you hear it?

[1805] All right, Vanessa, thank you so much.

[1806] Everyone, check out sex talks, the five conversations that will transform your love life.

[1807] Good luck to you, and I hope we get to talk to you on the next book.

[1808] You're right.

[1809] Thank you so much for having me. Stay tuned for the five checks.

[1810] You can hear all the facts that were wrong.

[1811] What happened if I put my cup on that?

[1812] Your paper cup?

[1813] Yeah.

[1814] Would it heat, I mean?

[1815] No. Because it's, you see this thing at the bottom here, this ring?

[1816] When that connects with the electricity, the electricity goes through there and creates some friction, which creates the heat.

[1817] So you need this part.

[1818] Got it.

[1819] This doesn't actually heat.

[1820] This just gives electricity.

[1821] Copy.

[1822] So you might get some ions in your coffee.

[1823] Do you want ions?

[1824] I'm low on ions.

[1825] What's your ion level right now currently?

[1826] Did you take a reading this morning?

[1827] It's at a four?

[1828] Yeah.

[1829] Oh, no. How did you do waking up so early and getting over here?

[1830] Was it harder?

[1831] Okay.

[1832] It was okay.

[1833] I went to bed pretty early.

[1834] I have a headache.

[1835] Uh -oh.

[1836] I've had one.

[1837] Have you had enough caffeine today?

[1838] Well, yeah.

[1839] I had tea and I'm drinking coffee.

[1840] Sometimes I get headaches on my period.

[1841] Okay.

[1842] Any crampies?

[1843] No crampies, but, hey.

[1844] Crampies kisses?

[1845] Cramp Daddy's kisses.

[1846] Cramped ditties kisses.

[1847] I'm so sorry you got a little bit of, I see you have a little spotum on your prodos, your white prodig.

[1848] You want to wipe it right now with some tissu?

[1849] It's okay.

[1850] It's all right.

[1851] Yeah, thank you.

[1852] I appreciate the offer.

[1853] It's what happens.

[1854] Yeah, shoes are going to get dirty.

[1855] They are.

[1856] I'm okay with it.

[1857] Quicker, are you going to.

[1858] accept that the quicker piece on earth peace on earth will be done yeah um i'm not i don't need a perfect shoe good i try to get mine i know you've said that like i do you saw me in my white converse the other day i was like oh i can't wait for these to get dirty oh they were humiliating walking down the street i like i've got bright shoes on today it's because you feel embarrassed they're obviously new if they're that white i think that It's like, ugh, I have the money to buy new shoes every day.

[1859] I think it's more like playground.

[1860] It's just going to draw attention to you.

[1861] But attention that you're fancy.

[1862] Yeah, that's true.

[1863] Oh, this just popped in my head.

[1864] Some people, and maybe just one person, has been regularly requesting an update on Pee Baby.

[1865] Oh.

[1866] I know.

[1867] I miss Pee Baby.

[1868] Oh, where is Pee Baby?

[1869] I guess we can't give you one because we're not.

[1870] certain so many times.

[1871] Peabody's probably with my grandpa.

[1872] Peabody's definitely the toilet's probably gone, right?

[1873] But could have Peabody escaped the boundaries?

[1874] Well, yes, P. Baby definitely evaporated before the toilet got removed.

[1875] Although the toilet at this point is probably still there.

[1876] I could run over it.

[1877] I could check with Bill.

[1878] This person suggested many requests for an update on Pee baby.

[1879] And then at some point wrote like maybe Hermium Permian's living with Pee baby and perhaps we could get an update from Hermia.

[1880] Okay, I see.

[1881] An update.

[1882] I wasn't leading you all there.

[1883] I just like, I love that.

[1884] It just occurred to me. That was part of the, uh, what a sweet man. He's taking in the P -Baby and the robot.

[1885] I don't know how Hermia makes his money, though.

[1886] I'm on disability.

[1887] Oh.

[1888] Yeah, I got a bad back, but that's okay.

[1889] Because it gives me a lot of time to pursue my other interests, friendship.

[1890] Oh.

[1891] Oh.

[1892] So can we, should we ask him?

[1893] What's the state of?

[1894] Sure.

[1895] But I'm a little nervous, but okay.

[1896] Tell me what you're.

[1897] I'm just like, is he going to have bad news?

[1898] I mean, I just don't know what I'm curious too.

[1899] Got great news for you.

[1900] P. Baby just graduated TK.

[1901] Oh my God.

[1902] Wow.

[1903] Wow.

[1904] He or she is doing wonderful.

[1905] That's right.

[1906] Top marks.

[1907] Celebrated around the whole playground as being a good companion and someone who can listen and rarely interjects.

[1908] Doesn't have a lot of advice, but that's okay sometimes.

[1909] Wow.

[1910] Okay.