The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
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[14] It's a combination of joining Peacock, another partner, and now you've got Apple telling everybody all month that we are absolutely, something that must be listened to and the merch store is working fast enough so that when Stugats takes a picture with porta -potties in Kansas City to send us into a football season that's going to be just us sprinting for four months through football season, it immediately goes up on lebitardaf .com and you're going to want to have this t -shirt because rarely, he's never looked this good.
[15] He looks like a fashion icon.
[16] The lighting.
[17] I can't believe how glorious.
[18] This could be the cover of an album for God Bless Football.
[19] Stugats in Kansas City, home of champions, surrounded by the smell of shit and port -a -potties, truly disgusting porta -potties.
[20] Football port -a -potties are the worst port -a -potties.
[21] I don't know where.
[22] Like, this isn't construction site port -a -potties.
[23] Where is anything worse than people have been drinking since 7 a .m. And running to a toilet that is made of plastic.
[24] This is a glorious photograph that was taken this morning.
[25] And you can see the look that he has on his face.
[26] He's looking on the horizon to what he thinks is Kansas, but is still very much Missouri.
[27] And he thinks the Bengals are playing tonight.
[28] That too.
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[31] I would wear that shirt.
[32] Would you guys not wear that shirt of Stugats looks glorious.
[33] He looks like a king on his throne.
[34] When is the last time Stugats looked that good, competent, and regal?
[35] Any setting.
[36] Go ahead.
[37] Go ahead.
[38] I'm out of answers.
[39] I got enough for you.
[40] Our first day at ESPN?
[41] Yeah, you said he's never looked better initially.
[42] I think you should walk that back.
[43] He looked better for several years.
[44] He's aged.
[45] I disagree, though.
[46] Quite a bit.
[47] Oh, I'll tell you when he looked better, when he shaved his head.
[48] Oh, yeah, that's Guy Fierry.
[49] Yeah, he looked better the years 2004 to 2019.
[50] Definitely not the sports take diva.
[51] No. Oh, no, he looked worse that day.
[52] Yeah, that was the worst.
[53] The ESPN was right about that.
[54] They told us to not do that anymore, and several years later, credit to them.
[55] Yeah.
[56] That was the right call.
[57] They did tell us not to do that?
[58] Yeah, it was actually like a sensitivity thing.
[59] We're having a laugh at this dude that's cross -dressing, who's the punchline in this.
[60] And I was like, you know what?
[61] You're absolutely right.
[62] I'd push back initially on it.
[63] But now, as an older man, now one that has a family, I've matured.
[64] Was that when his belly was giving takes when we painted his belly?
[65] No, that was a different thing.
[66] That was Stu Guts.
[67] Oh, yeah, Sto Guts.
[68] And there was also takes from the future where he was just at.
[69] Nostradumass.
[70] That was an exciting one.
[71] Nostra Dumbass.
[72] Why don't we do any of those things anymore?
[73] You're asking great questions, Stan.
[74] Let's do Thursday, Thunder.
[75] Jujugati is, he's suffering.
[76] Another two for three.
[77] No way.
[78] I can't ask.
[79] He just, I'm telling you.
[80] Got the Keynes one, though.
[81] Come on, maybe.
[82] I keep telling people, bet these individually instead of his three legs because he'd be winning your money.
[83] He's been good at it.
[84] He's just not good at going three and oh, which is tough to do.
[85] Chris Cody, what do we got tonight?
[86] Football is here.
[87] It's arrived.
[88] It is Sunday night.
[89] Tonight is Sunday night.
[90] You know, it's Thursday night, but it's Sunday night.
[91] Give me what the juju picks of the night are.
[92] Thursday, Sunday, Thunder.
[93] What?
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[100] Tony, what did you cook up?
[101] Dano, the NFL is back, and Juju Guadi is cooked up yet another winning parlay.
[102] We said that, and we said they're losing parlays, but go ahead.
[103] They're always winners.
[104] until they lose.
[105] Bringing the Thunder for Thursday night football, TNF, and Friday night football, FNF, which is something that's very exciting.
[106] Don't forget, it's also Sunday night.
[107] Also Sunday night.
[108] Saturday night.
[109] Saturday night.
[110] All right, Isaiah Pacheco, over 60 rushing yards is the first leg.
[111] Isaiah Pacheco, over 60 yards on the ground.
[112] Second leg, Nelson Agalore, who is a raven, by the way, for those you keep your notes at home, over 16 .5 yards.
[113] You can have a nice one grab.
[114] You can have a nice long career in the NFL if you're really fast.
[115] Last leg of the parlay, Josh Jacobs is Friday night.
[116] Josh Jacobs, over 63 and a half yards.
[117] He is a packer now, for those of you keeping tabs at home.
[118] Josh Jacobs, a packer.
[119] Are you sure, Tony, because your facts have been wrong today.
[120] I asked because Juju sent me a different Pacheco one, and if he goes two for three again because you gave bad information, The one he sent me on Pacheco was rushing attempts over under, not rushing yards, rushing attempts.
[121] I'm looking at the official drafting sports book picture with Juju on it, saying Isaiah Pacheco plus 60 yards rushing.
[122] Because I've got over 14 and a half rushing attempts.
[123] And also said it was Sunday night, so.
[124] Yeah, he didn't get Thursday.
[125] All right.
[126] At least we didn't make this more confusing.
[127] All right, very good.
[128] Enjoy your football.
[129] Hello, Pekak.