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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] I'm not kidding, Stephen, I will fire you and rehire you at a lower rate.
[17] Fire you out of a cannon.
[18] hi what if you've heard us just be rating Stephen left it in the part in the beginning of the podcast that wasn't recording I feel like that might be a fun new recurring segment just but right Stephen yeah I didn't even know it was recording oh my god I'm so sorry but he also had to be told welcome to my favorite murder the minisode you tune in when just when you have time 20 30 minutes depending on what we feel like talking about whether you're at the store or really loose just and just you know do some yoga stretches yeah getting mad that we're not reading your stories that you've sent in three times already but then breathe through that in blue out red no in blue out in red out blue oh i didn't know that was a thing if you have a rage issue oh in red you're visualizing and you're drawing in red into your body and then blowing out blue cool blue air blue wait then the blue would be leaving your body and then you're drawing in blue And blowing out.
[19] And like a dragon blowing out red.
[20] Let's start it over.
[21] Hello, welcome.
[22] You know what?
[23] Just keep your anger issued deep inside your body where it belongs.
[24] Hold it.
[25] Hold your breath.
[26] Hold it tight.
[27] And work those glutes.
[28] What happens when red and blue mix?
[29] What is that purple?
[30] Okay.
[31] Keep the purple inside of your body tight.
[32] Like a grape drink.
[33] Like just turn it, like shake yourself and turn it into purple.
[34] And then hold your rage and mix it with the blue.
[35] and then you're just like, fine.
[36] And it becomes yogurt.
[37] Purple is just like medium, right?
[38] Yep.
[39] What?
[40] I mean, it's like somewhere between red and blue, is what I'm saying.
[41] Oh, I see.
[42] It's really, you found a spot where you get to be angry if you want to.
[43] But then you also can cool it down if you feel like it.
[44] Like, you're in control.
[45] Good job.
[46] Bye.
[47] Do you want to go first?
[48] Okay, so we're going to read your hometown murders that you sent us.
[49] You sent them.
[50] This is your doing.
[51] Good job.
[52] This one is from Anna.
[53] That's called Love Your Podcast, My Hometown Murder Story.
[54] Hello, Karen and Georgia.
[55] I recently found out about your podcast.
[56] God, that's how every one of them starts, which is like, thank you for listening.
[57] But this is also from like four years ago.
[58] We didn't have a podcast yet.
[59] It's weird.
[60] I had a premonition about your podcast, so I went ahead and wrote this down.
[61] I'm obsessed with it.
[62] I never thought that there were other people out there, enjoyed murder.
[63] I watched every movie.
[64] my parents dislike it.
[65] Anyway, I wanted to let you know about my hometown story.
[66] I'm originally from Mexico City and when I was young, maybe about 10 or 15 years old, an old lady that lived two houses away from mine died.
[67] I always thought that it was a little weird because some cops had shown up to ask if we had seen anything.
[68] But she was old and my parents just told me that she passed away, so I just left it at that.
[69] Santa Claus also exists.
[70] Cut to the film The Orphanage.
[71] Have you seen it?
[72] Creepy as fuck.
[73] It's so creepy.
[74] In February, I went home.
[75] home to visit my parents and for some reason my dad and I started talking about that woman in the house and if her son was still taking care of it and my dad finally said to me well yeah it must be really hard for him to sell the house because his mom was murdered there what i was in shock he had never told me this or anything relating to this i find out that she was murdered by one of mexico's most infamous women serial killers called the old lady killer yes oh she wrote it in spanish or la Llamata Viatis in Spanish.
[76] Yeah, La Mada Viatis.
[77] You know what I'm saying?
[78] Isn't you.
[79] Anyways, her name was...
[80] Were you to make a giata joke right there?
[81] No. I was going to make, no. Okay.
[82] Very tasteful joke.
[83] You're right.
[84] Of course.
[85] I'm not doing it.
[86] Mm -hmm.
[87] Her name was Wana Dayana Borez Samparo.
[88] This woman used to be a Mexican wrestler known as the Lady of Silence.
[89] What?
[90] Which is La Demal del silenzo de silencio i'm sorry i took typing i said a spanish in my fucking i took french all white town don't but sorry okay the lady who was murdered was the lady of silence no the lady who was the fucking serial killer no was that was a mexican wrestler known as the lady of silence she was the most infamous women serial killer cult i'm going to scrap this because i want to do this as my murder so bad this is so fucking good i know fuck from I understand.
[91] Like, this is new to me to everyone.
[92] I've never heard of this.
[93] Like, we scan these.
[94] We're like, okay.
[95] From what I understand, she started killing old women to steal things from them and would dress up as a nurse and convince the old ladies to let them into the house and then kill them.
[96] But eventually she started liking to kill and just went for it.
[97] The longest time, the cops thought it was a man who was committing the murders and not a woman because she would punch and strangle the victims.
[98] And of course, then she said, and of course a woman wouldn't be strong enough for that unless she's a wrestler.
[99] She got that.
[100] She was fine.
[101] Russell's actually, they're really good at punching.
[102] They don't actually hurt you.
[103] You mean because they're like faking the punch?
[104] It's not fake.
[105] My God.
[106] You mean placing?
[107] I'm my husband.
[108] Placing the punch?
[109] She was finally caught in 2006 and sentenced to, you ready for this?
[110] 759 years.
[111] 17 days.
[112] Oh, okay.
[113] In prison.
[114] Foo!
[115] That was for stealing the watches.
[116] Yeah.
[117] Anyway, so interesting and fascinating.
[118] I thought you would like to learn about serial killers in a different country.
[119] Love your podcast.
[120] Thanks so much for doing it and making me feel a little more normal for all these things.
[121] Honey, you're fucking better than us.
[122] This is such a cool story.
[123] Have a great week from Anna.
[124] Anna.
[125] Yeah.
[126] Okay.
[127] The Lady of Silence.
[128] Your grandma, just picture it.
[129] Tooling around the house.
[130] Do -to -do.
[131] Canary up in the corner.
[132] I've lived so long and I'm like, it's so cool that my grandma can stay at home and live at home.
[133] Just resting and just making a roast or whatever.
[134] And then she shuts a door and who's standing behind it, but the Lady of Silence rest.
[135] Oh my god, did she wear a wrestling mask, do you think?
[136] Yeah, it's a gold LeMay wrestling mask.
[137] Oh, but like a nurse's uniform?
[138] That's kind of a cool character for a wrestler.
[139] That'd be pretty amazing.
[140] And then you're like, she's got those big, thick white shoes on, like that's kind of a farmillary look on the bottom.
[141] I honestly have wished that those would be in style for so long because I'm going to wear them.
[142] Look, with the lifts.
[143] Nurses shoes?
[144] I want those so bad on my feet.
[145] My mom was a nurse.
[146] And so we grew up with all those, just a super wedgey rubber heeled shoes.
[147] I think those are kind of cute in like a vintage way and I'm trying really hard to bring them back.
[148] Do it.
[149] A thick white shoe.
[150] Or sometimes they come in tan and I'm like, those are fucking cute.
[151] They're like nude.
[152] They're not tan.
[153] They're nude.
[154] Yeah.
[155] I kind of dig those.
[156] Okay.
[157] Well, then I think we have our new uniform.
[158] That sounds perfect.
[159] Fuck black dresses at the live shows.
[160] No. Now we're dressing like Mexican wrestler nurses.
[161] And we're to wear the mask the whole time.
[162] And I mean, now I don't know who Karen is.
[163] I know who Georgia is.
[164] George is the one with their wrestling mask on that has like, the red and the blue and Karen's the one that has the purple purple oh my god they're both so silencio the whole time that we don't we can't tell them apart neither of us talk uh okay i'm just gonna do um stephen a full shout out to stephen who is now going into these hometowns starting from the beginning yeah having fun all the people right i didn't want to say it because and it just like we want to give stephen credit but we also don't want to sound like as how overwhelm me are by all of this.
[165] It's not our fault.
[166] Okay.
[167] Well, and also I think it makes people feel better that we're finally doing that they are said we're going to do for a full year straight.
[168] Anna is from April.
[169] She probably doesn't listen anymore.
[170] She's stopped listening.
[171] She's like, fuck them.
[172] Yeah.
[173] Anna, please tweet at us if you're still listening.
[174] I have a system, so hopefully we'll get to all the good ones.
[175] Thank you.
[176] Now that we are the cats out of the bag.
[177] Thank you, Stephen.
[178] I mean, let's be full, what do they call that, transparency?
[179] Like Obama tried to be.
[180] let's do that on this podcast and Hillary because also and she tried um I think it gave me so much anxiety like we actually said the amount we had and all that stuff that I didn't want people to feel lost in a sea of like they'll never read it definitely so now let's go back to January 4th of 2016 that was a year ago it was a full fucking year holy shit and this was in the subject line was Florida sucks but this hometown child murder doesn't question mark hello ladies your podcast has led me to dive headfirst into the history of my hometown murders.
[181] This murder is not just in my hometown.
[182] It all happened just walking distance from my actual house.
[183] On the morning of November 4th, 1980, Eliza or Eliza Nelson, 10 -year -old with long blonde hair and slate blue eyes, was riding her bike to what was then called Palm Harbor Middle School.
[184] I went there as a child.
[185] Elisa was going to be late that day because of a dentist appointment.
[186] Her mother had given her a note to excuse her tardiness.
[187] but that tardiness would become a forever, a forever absence shit.
[188] I didn't give you an out for that.
[189] Nikki's really painting a picture here.
[190] Larry Eugene Mann, a male with prior sexual assault convictions in both Florida and Mississippi, including molesting a mother and threatening to sexually assault her 18 -month -old baby.
[191] Jesus.
[192] Kidnapped Elisa and left her bike in a ditch about a mile from the school.
[193] He then slid her throat and beat her over the head with a pipe.
[194] that had some type of concrete base.
[195] He discarded Lisa's body in a citrus groves that were eventually demolished to build the new middle school.
[196] It is literally a 40 -second walk from my front door.
[197] That's in all caps.
[198] Holy shit.
[199] Man attempted suicide the same day of the murder, claiming he'd done something wrong and needed help.
[200] Yeah.
[201] Four days later, it was reported that man's fucking wife was getting his glasses out of his pickup truck.
[202] that's i love that it's like it just says fucking wife in all caps uh because it's like he had a fucking wife yeah jesus he got down on one knee and was like you know what i want to spend the not a good person i might be the devil stood in front of stay with me forever god and his family and was like i'm gonna love and cherish you i'm gonna murder children though i'm just gonna do my thing uh there she found alisa's bloodstains tardy note oh so she goes into the pickup truck.
[203] This is awful.
[204] The police were notified and soon had a warrant to search the truck.
[205] They found paint scrapings.
[206] The police were notified, meaning his fucking wife was like, what's up?
[207] Get me out of here?
[208] Good for her.
[209] Could you airlift me out of here, please?
[210] Good for her, though.
[211] They found paint scrapings from her bicycle and blood in the cabney, let's to say that trash bag of an individual, that trash bag of an individual was arrested and convicted.
[212] And got seven years.
[213] No?
[214] A man was executed on April 10th, 2013.
[215] Good job, Florida.
[216] This made him one of Florida's longest serving inmates.
[217] So it just happened in 2013.
[218] He was one of Florida's longest serving inmates on death row.
[219] There is now a reading nook dedicated to Elisa at the new Palm Harbor Middle School.
[220] And you bet your asses.
[221] I'm heading over ASAP to see it.
[222] Thank you both for being.
[223] incredible funny women and making me realize how deep my love for true crime really is Nikki.
[224] Nikki, you did great on your hometown murder that was an absolute atrocity.
[225] Also, make me a reading knuck when I die, please.
[226] I mean, turn my body into a reading knuck.
[227] Is that what you would like?
[228] A reading knuck sounds like a drink, yes.
[229] Do you want it like, um, put Elvis, yes.
[230] Do you want it at the drawing room?
[231] Yes.
[232] Back over by the karaoke machine.
[233] Yes, that's a great karaoke machine.
[234] Unless they turn into one of those fucking digital karaoke machines, then get me the fuck out of there.
[235] There's no way.
[236] Then we'll put you at the alcove.
[237] Alcove's great.
[238] I like the alcove outdoors.
[239] Okay, good.
[240] Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that.
[241] Birds, bird feeder.
[242] Okay.
[243] I like birds.
[244] The roost.
[245] Oh, yeah.
[246] I'm not going to tell everyone where I go all the time.
[247] Like, I'm about to be like, here's my favorite part that I'm at on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
[248] Okay.
[249] Should I do one more?
[250] Yeah.
[251] Karen, you know I'm all about.
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[253] Absolutely.
[254] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash.
[255] Exactly.
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[271] Goodbye.
[272] Hey, this is exciting.
[273] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[274] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[275] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[276] Who killed Saz?
[277] And were they really after Charles?
[278] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[279] This season, murder hits close to home.
[280] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher.
[281] than ever.
[282] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[283] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[284] Who knows what'll happen once the cameras start to roll?
[285] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfanakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[286] Only Martyrs in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[287] Bye.
[288] Goodbye.
[289] See, Boopopop.
[290] Let's see.
[291] Skyler or, let's do, let's do.
[292] Let's see.
[293] Stephen put this one first, so let's do this one.
[294] Great.
[295] Like, there's got to be a reason.
[296] There's probably not a reason.
[297] Okay.
[298] This one's from March.
[299] And it's called the Catman of Greenock.
[300] Hi, guys.
[301] I'm a big fan of the podcast.
[302] And I recently turned my sister onto the show since we both share a love for true crime.
[303] But seeing as we live in small cities in Scotland, there isn't a huge amount of murders in this country.
[304] Ooh.
[305] Cute.
[306] Just imagine the accent with which she was typing this.
[307] I wish I could do it.
[308] I can't even imagine it.
[309] I wish one of us could not insult an entire country by doing their accent.
[310] Can you imagine just the piles of emails we would get if we tried to speak Scotta?
[311] They should stop doing that.
[312] They should stop doing that.
[313] They're terrible.
[314] It's racist.
[315] They should stop doing it.
[316] Ah.
[317] That's as close as I can get.
[318] We did it.
[319] So there isn't exactly a huge amount of murders in this country, let alone mysterious or interesting ones.
[320] Let's move to fucking Scotland.
[321] I mean, that'd be a real relief.
[322] Yeah.
[323] There are, however, some great local legends whilst speaking to my sister, not kidding, it says that, about your show and our shared interest in mad shit.
[324] In mad shit.
[325] Mad shit.
[326] She asked me a question.
[327] I told you about the cat man of Grinick.
[328] Grinick.
[329] I'm going to guess Grinick, right?
[330] So the story goes that my sister's hometown of Grinick.
[331] There lives a cat man, a guy that lives feral in the woods that crawls around in his stomach all day and eats rocks.
[332] Yes.
[333] Elvis got so excited.
[334] Elvis just his whole head perked up.
[335] He's like, my dream.
[336] He is completely covered in dirt and grime from all his years of living in the trees and cannot communicate with others.
[337] Sounds like my dream.
[338] For years, the story of, but he does have a smartphone.
[339] And his cat has an Instagram.
[340] He has his own Instagram.
[341] For years, the story of Catman was passed from one person in an end.
[342] next often believed to be a tailspun.
[343] I fucking know Stephen has a photo right now.
[344] Steve is holding his phone.
[345] Steven show us right now.
[346] No, I'm not going to finish it.
[347] Show me. I'm sorry, hold on.
[348] Oh my God.
[349] I'm scared there's shit out of it.
[350] Let me see, let me see.
[351] No. This cannot be real.
[352] It looks like the movie, what's the, what's the, um, the, the, um, the, the, um, the, um, the, um, scary months.
[353] On the back of the alley.
[354] And the dumpsters.
[355] It looks like, which I think is a woman actually.
[356] I don't know.
[357] There's, well, there's two people when they go, they're really small people.
[358] Not the small people.
[359] there's like a homeless, supposed to be like a homeless woman.
[360] Oh yeah, that comes up really fat.
[361] Oh my God.
[362] This is insane.
[363] You guys go look at this.
[364] Okay, so it's a man that's bald with a beard, like in crazy hair coming out of the side of his head and then a beard.
[365] And he is, he looks, talk about being purple.
[366] That one looks fake to me. Well, Could this be a hoax?
[367] It could be a hoax.
[368] All right, I'm going to keep reading.
[369] He's also these pictures, he has rats in his mouth.
[370] In each picture, it's like he's crawled up to the camera, like, hey, folks, and then, like, the rat is there.
[371] Yeah, no, he's, and he also looks, like, he must be eating a lot of rats, is all I'm saying.
[372] You know what I mean?
[373] Like, wouldn't you be skinny?
[374] Okay, anywho, wow, that was, I just fat, shamed with Catman.
[375] What's up?
[376] Okay.
[377] What's up, 2017?
[378] Punk rock.
[379] And Elvis is just traumatized.
[380] Okay.
[381] For years, the story The Catman was passed From one person next Often believed to be a tailspun To scare local kids Or worry drunk as they stumbled home As if we need more to worry about However, a few years ago A video service of a local citizen Attempting to speak to Catman While he eats a dead rat And then she sent a link But then she said, you may need to decipher A Scottish accent, I'm afraid Oh, hey!
[382] Oh my God, we were right Convinced that my sister was whining me up Oh my God, I googled it And turns out that Catman is 100 % real multiple videos and photos of him exist now.
[383] Some say that he was a Russian sailor who got stranded in Greenock and lived off the streets.
[384] Others say he's just a local man with severe mental health issues, but either way, the shit blows my mind.
[385] He just lives feral.
[386] Police don't bother him or try to get him help at all.
[387] Apparently, because he doesn't do any harm to anyone else, they just leave him be.
[388] I don't know if this would qualify for the show or not.
[389] Oh, it does.
[390] Hell, yes, girl.
[391] But I thought it was fucked up enough that you guys would want slash need to know.
[392] Yes, yes.
[393] Thanks again for the great show.
[394] And her, her, his name is Callum.
[395] The rat man?
[396] No. I mean Catman?
[397] This person's name.
[398] Oh, the person.
[399] Callum.
[400] Callum.
[401] This is a girl.
[402] Is that shitty?
[403] I have no idea.
[404] We should not.
[405] We should know that, but we don't.
[406] Kellem.
[407] K -E -L -L -U -M?
[408] C -A.
[409] C -E -L -U -M.
[410] Calum?
[411] Calum.
[412] Callum.
[413] Is that a boy?
[414] I think that's a boy's name.
[415] And we were never invited to Scotland again.
[416] You know I lived there for a couple months.
[417] Oh, right.
[418] But it's not like that means that.
[419] I didn't learn anything.
[420] Were you in a rom -com?
[421] Was that way you said?
[422] I was, I was actually.
[423] What was that movie?
[424] Was it Ginny Garofalo who was in that like?
[425] Oh, yeah, the one where she has to go.
[426] That was Ireland, though.
[427] They're the same.
[428] No, I'm totally kidding.
[429] Oh, my God.
[430] I just pictured you as Jeanine Garofalo in a town with a lot of cute guys named Callum.
[431] Yeah, that was exactly what it was like.
[432] Please, anyone, email us, call us on the hotline.
[433] if you know of a person Now look, yes We get it This could be a person That with extreme mental illness That only will crawl on the ground Is that good?
[434] No. Does it hurt him?
[435] Probably.
[436] Is he happy?
[437] He looks fucking happy.
[438] Seems content as fuck.
[439] He's smiling with a rat in his mouth For these pictures But dude, it's also just like Holy shit That's happening.
[440] That's crazy.
[441] Look up these pictures.
[442] I think half the population would be a cat man if they had a fucking choice.
[443] And, like, go do that.
[444] I mean, it would be a nice relaxing weekend, that's for sure.
[445] Yeah.
[446] Just for starters.
[447] Catman retreats, where it's just, like, be feral.
[448] Feral retreats.
[449] I would get mad because, uh, I don't like crawling that much.
[450] I would need, like, I need to lay down.
[451] What if it's like feral, however?
[452] Like, my weekdays when Vince is at work and I'm home alone with cats is, I'm feral.
[453] Like, I have feral days.
[454] What do you do?
[455] Fucking.
[456] and I wear fucking Siamese cap pajama pants and fucking t -shirts and just crawl around now and just like talk to them.
[457] Well, you're a nut.
[458] I know.
[459] It's so much fun, though.
[460] Do you get super dirty?
[461] I mean, I don't bathe very often.
[462] No, I do.
[463] I just don't.
[464] When Vince comes home, I'm like, hey, and I'm fine.
[465] You like wrap it up around 5 .30?
[466] Four, yeah.
[467] Yeah, yeah.
[468] He always comes home a little early.
[469] so I'm like, I've got to be ready.
[470] Yeah, that's right.
[471] And pretend like you've just been ready all day.
[472] This hair?
[473] Oh, this whole thing?
[474] Right.
[475] That's a good.
[476] That was a good one.
[477] International stories of, like, let's call them stories of fascination.
[478] Like, have you ever heard of the dog suicide bridge?
[479] No. Oh, that's a good one.
[480] Do dog suicide them?
[481] Yeah.
[482] It's somewhere in, I'm pretty sure it's in England.
[483] Oh.
[484] And there have been to date, say, I just read this article, too, because I got the Atlas Obscura book for Christmas, which I love.
[485] And yeah, there's a bridge.
[486] I think it's in England.
[487] And like there's say 30 or 40 dogs have jumped off this bridge to their death.
[488] Babies.
[489] It's crazy.
[490] Is it a river of tennis balls?
[491] Question.
[492] Quick question.
[493] Is it a peanut butter river with tennis balls flowing in it?
[494] Because that would.
[495] Because that's not suicide.
[496] girl that's not sad anymore that's heaven like can you imagine jumping face first into like what do you like tell me you're new fucking peanut butter river works for me just fine and i don't mind a tennis ball i have to say they smell good and they're fun to kind of squish around in your hand if you're stressed out hey fucking men if you have a back egg you roll around on top of one of them if you were swimming in a peanut butter river there would be so much support you know i mean like you could i guess you'd get stuck a little bit but if it float let's just say it's the hippie kind that has a lot of oil in it.
[497] So there is a flow to this river.
[498] Crunchy or smooth?
[499] I mean, it's to your preference.
[500] I don't.
[501] I would want smooth.
[502] And it should be salty because then it's more buoyant when it's salty.
[503] And there should be chocolate chips in it.
[504] We're just like talking, we're just like, you should live in the world.
[505] But no, you should.
[506] No, live in chocolate peanut butter.
[507] Chocolate peanut butter lake.
[508] See you later.
[509] England.
[510] Come to our feral retreat.
[511] There are chocolate peanut butter lakes with or without tennis balls.
[512] And you can jump to.
[513] your death.
[514] Congratulations.
[515] If you, seriously, though, if you have a peanut butter pot in your town, please email us.
[516] All right.
[517] I picked this one, this next one.
[518] Who the fuck is his podcast?
[519] Wait, who cares?
[520] At this point, who cares?
[521] I'm crying.
[522] This is from January 8th of 2016.
[523] She sounds weird.
[524] No, that's just the date.
[525] Her name is Jocelyn.
[526] And it says, um my hometown murder sonoma california that's where you're near that's great um so this might be one i know i'm going to make uh i'm going to do this extra dramatic my husband thinks i'm a total weirdo because i mentally draw strangers faces just in case they turn around and murder someone and i have to provide a sketch to the cops okay smart first sentence of the email that's how she busts out there's no high or hello it literally oh sorry there was a high Georgia and Karen up there.
[527] She's just like dying to get this out and for someone not to call her a psychopath and we're just like, cool.
[528] The best thing I've ever heard, tell me more and also why didn't you tell us sooner?
[529] Yeah.
[530] So needless to say, your podcast is my fave.
[531] That's that whole first paragraph.
[532] Beautiful start, Jocelyn.
[533] Here's my hometown murder.
[534] This guy is burned in my brain because I vividly remember helicopters circling my elementary school looking for him.
[535] on April 24th, 1989.
[536] Oh, I remember this one.
[537] Oh my God, oh my God.
[538] This is bad.
[539] Ramon Salcido, a 28 -year -old vineyard worker, went on a killing spree in Sonoma, the small rural town where I lived.
[540] Jocelyn, I lived in Petaluma.
[541] Oh, my goodness.
[542] Well, actually, at that point, I had gone to Sacramento for college, but, girl, I'm with you.
[543] After returning home from a night of binging on alcohol and cocaine at a local bar, side note, this bar was right around the corner from my parents' house.
[544] Salcido found his wife, Angela, gone, and his three young daughters asleep in their bedroom.
[545] Being an insanely jealous man, Salcido assumed that Angela was out sleeping with another man and attacked her when she returned home, cutting her with a knife.
[546] He then grabbed his three daughters and fled.
[547] Oh, I remember this.
[548] Right?
[549] This is Ben.
[550] Yes.
[551] It was later reported that Angela had actually walked to the fucking ATM to retrieve money and had planned to leave him, that she had planned to leave him that day.
[552] And bring the kids, probably.
[553] was just a little late.
[554] Now, if you know anything about Sonoma, and I'm picturing if there's a bar, like, it's such a small town that if they lived near a bar, like, Sonoma is so small towny.
[555] And it's like upscale now, but back then it was rural as fuck, right?
[556] But it's rural in the surrounding, but the town itself, if she got, if she went out to go to the ATM, like, it's right by the town square.
[557] Everything's kind of very central there, unless you're like out by the vineyards of room.
[558] Right.
[559] Okay.
[560] I don't know why I'm explaining that.
[561] It's just like, it's maddening to me. She probably was like, I'm going to run down and get money and come back real quick.
[562] After leaving the house, Salcido drove his three young daughters, aged four, two, and one to a nearby garbage transfer station, which is right outside of Petaluma.
[563] This one rocked.
[564] My mother talked about this forever because it was the, it's the dumps.
[565] It's my dad, we spent my childhood with my dad going, come to the dumps with me. Like digging through the dumps?
[566] No. I was going to be like, that's so cool.
[567] Is that weird?
[568] He had to dump our garbage at the dump.
[569] Oh, I had never done that in my life.
[570] I thought that once when I stayed in like Arrowhead and I'm like, you have to bring your garbage in your car to place.
[571] I know.
[572] You know why?
[573] Because I lived far out of town enough where there was no. The Bayers and shit would be like getting your shit.
[574] No?
[575] It's still wrong?
[576] It wasn't a campsite.
[577] We didn't have bears.
[578] I'm from fucking Orange County.
[579] We didn't have services.
[580] city services we were outside of the city limits so you had to look at our trash ever that's insane did you put it down a little shoot no but my new apartment has one oh it's very cool except i know a girl like there's a story of a girl who died in one of those anyways oh why was she in it okay um anyway okay well i'm just sorry i'm acting like i'm should be telling an anecdote when i'm in the middle of this side horrible fucking story okay uh here's what he did he brought his three young dart this is this is the worst and it rocked all of sonoma county and probably further i mean like you're an orange county and you know this was nine and i knew about it so horrible um he brought us three young daughters aged four two and one to a nearby garbage transfer station and slid each of their throats then dumped their bodies down a ravine on top of the suspicion of his wife cheating he'd also recently learned that his oldest daughter sophia was not fathered by him so he cut her first after disposing of the three girls he then drove to his mother and in -law's house in Katadi, which is just north of Petaluma, and brutalized and butchered her and her two young daughters, 12 and 8.
[581] Salcido, yeah, he was a fucking monster on a coat.
[582] It's cocaine.
[583] White drugs, people.
[584] No, he's in, I don't want to blame it on cocaine, though.
[585] Oh, but you should.
[586] But he's still a piece of fucking shit whether or not it was on the cocaine.
[587] I mean, what if he was the fucking greatest, except for the cocaine?
[588] Salcido, we don't know this person.
[589] Salcido stole a gun from that house drove back to Sonoma and shot his wife in the head then drove to the winery where he worked shot his supervisor who was wounded but not killed and the assistant winemaker who died he also tried to shoot his supervisor's wife but the gun didn't fire oh Jesus Salcido believed his supervisor was having an affair with Angela Salcido then disappeared do you remember this part there was a manhunt for seven days this was the part where it's like that's why everyone was talking about it that's so many days.
[590] Yes, and he killed so many people and children indiscriminately.
[591] Yes.
[592] I remember my parents refusing to let me go outside alone.
[593] Oh, I just got chills.
[594] People in town were advised to keep their doors locked and stay in at night.
[595] For the first couple of days, no one knew where the daughters were.
[596] Police weren't sure if he'd abducted them or killed them.
[597] 30 hours into the manhunt, the three girls were spotted by someone who had mistakened them for discarded dolls at the dump.
[598] No. Two of the daughters were dead, but the two -year -old was miraculously alive because of the way her head slumped forward, sealing the slice in her throat and preventing her from bleeding out.
[599] A week later, Ramon Salcito was captured in Mexico, where he had fled directly after killing the seven people.
[600] 27 years later, he remains on death row in San Quentin.
[601] This case is obviously chilling and disturbing in itself, but the fact that a serial killer was hanging out just yards from my home before he lost his mind has made it.
[602] a case i'll never forget thanks for reading jocelyn wow this the the manhunt part of that case was so fucking crazy seven days is and those little girls in a small town yeah you wouldn't i wouldn't leave my house yeah crazy especially a person who's just like killing whom fucking like just went berserk he went berserk and also i think technically sonoma is a smaller town than petaluma so like Petaluma is the kind of place where you don't lock your door or dip back then at least so I really think Sonoma probably I mean the whole thing was horrifying like he's gonna show up at your house at any fucking moment yeah it's horrifying and like he's not it's not just like oh this guy that snapped on his wife it's like you know he's just out to kill people fucking horrifying did the wine winery guy live his winery guy lived and his wife didn't die I wonder oh I want a hug them but the wine the wine assistant guy of a poor baby he was just like i'm restocking bottles and he got killed like that's the fucking worst i always feel the worst for like innocent bystanders like not that his daughters weren't they are but it's like his supervisor who was wounded but not killed the assistant wine maker she died but the supervisor's wife it was like a misfire just like but just by chance she didn't die.
[603] What a fucking asshole.
[604] So he's still alive on fucking death.
[605] On San Quina.
[606] Well, he was in last January when we.
[607] Yeah, that's right.
[608] What we would have heard.
[609] If I saw that name in the paper, Ramon Salcedo is one of those ones that's like Richard Ramirez of the Nightstocker, where it's like, ding, you immediately know who it is.
[610] And you know, like, if they said it, all of Northern California, I'd be like, thank fucking God.
[611] Stephen, you're hired.
[612] These are great.
[613] I just thought which ones would.
[614] you guys like to read.
[615] Steven, you look so nice but you clearly have a depraved fucking mind Yeah, you know.
[616] You know.
[617] And he sends them like, he sends me some and he sends Karen some and you're just, and like you can tell like what he thinks Karen, like this is telling us a lot of about us.
[618] That's right.
[619] Good job, Steven.
[620] And you sent me a cat one.
[621] Oh my God, Stephen.
[622] Stephen, you fucking nut.
[623] You're fired.
[624] No, I love it.
[625] Oh, I mean.
[626] Oh my God, we're saving the rest of these for next week.
[627] So great.
[628] Thanks you guys so much for sending those thank you for telling all of those stories were so great so much detail and stephen's going from the end to the beginning and like looking at them all over so they're not keep sending them is what i'm saying yes for sure yeah um and also i don't mind if we go into the uh local fascinating fascinating creepy people that was cool as long as it's creepy as fuck and i have photos and that was scream at look up that guy go look that guy up please oh Elvis knows it's what time it is oh what uh you guys thanks for listening and stay sexy and don't get murdered Elvis you want a cookie oh Elvis want a cookie Elvis bye