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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Dayvine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Welcome to my favorite murder.
[17] The minisode.
[18] Well, reread your stuff back to you.
[19] Don't worry about it.
[20] It's not a problem.
[21] Stop worrying.
[22] Stop acting like everything is a fucking problem that we do.
[23] We've got, we'll take care of you.
[24] Look, we've always let you down before.
[25] You know that you can't rely on us.
[26] You can't count on us.
[27] We don't know what we're talking about.
[28] Everything we say is false.
[29] So why are you panicking now?
[30] So what's the problem now?
[31] You should have done it like six months ago.
[32] Yeah.
[33] So here's what's amazing.
[34] last time someone told a story how did this happen Steven someone episode 97 but it was a minisode right no it was a false phyllisode philosophical sod and it was a phyllisdellar zone right Stephen and okay it was a full episode and someone said something about something in the walls right me it was me we went on yes you started it and then we began to discuss finding things for walls I told the story about Katie Nureger's house, um, things in walls.
[35] Yes.
[36] So basically Stephen had this great idea to, wasn't it your idea?
[37] To ask for people to send us, uh, hometowns of stuff in walls, right?
[38] It was yours, Stephen.
[39] No, I feel like it was a group effort.
[40] I mean, I guess I should take the, I should take the, I should take the move.
[41] The, the consummate politician.
[42] Yeah.
[43] You should take credit.
[44] Was that the last thing?
[45] That was the last thing.
[46] I'm pretty sure we had, yeah.
[47] Okay, fine.
[48] I'm deleting the text where you asked.
[49] and we're all and it never happened it was a team effort we need to start doing more team building I would like to do trust falls at the end of this episode please really let's get into the circle of trust surround yourself by a listen okay so what happened oh yeah we don't know stuff in walls and we're like why don't you tell everyone do you have weird story or photos tell us what you found in walls exactly we're in love with that and it's our dream and And what I, what was awesome is right after Stephen posted the episode the next day, it started immediately.
[50] And somebody started, somebody said, and I have one here, but there are so many good ones that I, I would like to just say this quickly.
[51] Somebody came and said, we opened a wall and there tons of razor blades came out.
[52] Right.
[53] And then someone else, this was a real time thing that happened on Twitter.
[54] And someone else came in and said in the 20s, that's how they used to dispose of razor blades.
[55] Your medicine cabinet that got set into the wall, had a little hole where you were supposed to put the razor blades into this like a little spot was like dispose of razor blades here and it just went into the wall that doesn't make any sense Steven has a photo yeah but that was like you know that's how they did shit back in the day oh my god just piles and piles of old razor blades laying there creepy so if you've ever had that happen to you there's it there's an explanation and i just love that we have listeners that immediately are like let me tell a little something about medicine cabinets in the 20s okay fucking facts I love pointless facts We love him So credit to Kim M For educating us on that So I didn't mean to like You know that was a great one too But that just kicked us off And now Stephen he's got some stories Do you want me to go first?
[56] You go first Okay I'm all sitting up and ready I know Because I really did love this one So it's Hi ladies, love you both in your amazing etc boom We're in Love you too for writing it that way My grandfather bought An Old Victorian Hotel in Ireland In the 1970s Attached is a picture of the hotel in its heyday.
[57] Let's see that picture.
[58] Yes.
[59] You can't find these photos on Twitter and Instagram.
[60] It looks amazing.
[61] Cepatoned.
[62] It's everything you want out of iron.
[63] The hotel is Cepatone.
[64] Yeah, that whole neighborhood.
[65] They painted everything Cibatone.
[66] Just give you, this picture is from 2011.
[67] But it's Cepatone, so it feels old.
[68] That's not true.
[69] Okay, so it had about 20 bedrooms.
[70] And at the beginning, before it opened, my dad's family lived in there.
[71] about six months after about six months one of my uncles who was six or seven at the time was playing and slammed hard into a wall head injury uh it broke the wall broke revealing another room which had been sealed up once my grandfather broke the wall down they found an empty room with only a trunk inside and when they opened the fucking wait i just want to see over this moment like where i'm so excited and i don't know yet okay okay when they okay go ahead when they opened it they it had a fucking skeleton inside uh -huh uh -huh and then the next sentence an actual human skeleton what the fuck an actual it's an actual human skeleton and the jaw was going uh -huh no granddad's photo was in the local paper and it was a really big deal in this rural Irish town when the police looked into it it turns out a doctor had lived there years before and it was his office problem oh oh i mean still how fucking rad like no that whole experience like what else do you want it to be nothing anything else is disappointing no you're right but it's not as fun it's you don't want someone to have been terribly murdered and then sealed up into a secret room absolutely not of course you don't want that but but but we're trying to tell stories here this is my favorite murder look listen listen i got i was short on i was late i was trying to hold for you and then I had to move on.
[72] Granddad was so disappointed.
[73] He's an old Irish murderino.
[74] Oh, my God.
[75] Granddad was so disappointed and always would tell the story to people when they would come to the hotel.
[76] Oh, I love it.
[77] They're like, oh, great.
[78] Oh, and then she wrote OG Murderino.
[79] Oh, my God.
[80] Nice.
[81] SSDGM, Lara.
[82] Thanks, Laura.
[83] That's Laura.
[84] That's a good one.
[85] Okay.
[86] I'm not going to read you the title of this because it tells you what they found.
[87] Great.
[88] Um, let's see.
[89] Hi, friends.
[90] Easy.
[91] Hi.
[92] I have an abandoned creepy story for you.
[93] My sister lived in her apartment for 10 years in downtown Vacaville.
[94] Oh, Northern California.
[95] Vacaville, Spanish for a cow town.
[96] That's up near where I'm from.
[97] She had been having bad pest problems.
[98] I thought it was her crazy neighbors, tried everything she could on her own, and finally the landlord brought in an exterminator.
[99] He found nothing.
[100] Well, she held him to believe there was an actual pest problem.
[101] but he did find a crawl space under the foundation.
[102] Uh -uh.
[103] Having the total opposite reaction, I would, he crawled in.
[104] I would, would you?
[105] It depends on how wide the crawl space was and how many flashlights and guns I had on me. Good, good call.
[106] Okay.
[107] He found a full staircase, which led him to a fully furnished kitchen.
[108] No. It even had cans, jars, plates, etc. on the countertops and in the cabinets.
[109] What?
[110] room attached for it was empty it was clear the living space had had been abandoned for many years my six my sister lived directly above for all caps 10 years and had no idea oh my god oh my god there's a fucking apartment below you an apartment with shit in it was shit in it was shit in it why did they leave why did they seal it why don't take though why is it accessible in a car in a crawl space only she moved out recently into a home without hidden rooms we hope thanks love you guys hope to see in 2018 sSDgm audrey audrey fuck that was oh so awesome but also do you remember did you ever see that article when they discovered that french apartment that got sealed up during the war no i just always assume i know what everyone's talking about well there's lots you're that's how we're same same's it's the best that's right i remember hearing oh my god some rich lady sealed up her apartment I got the F out of France.
[111] Yeah, she's like, I'll be back.
[112] Why am I saying F now?
[113] The F out.
[114] Karen stopped cursing.
[115] I am a born again, Christian now.
[116] She's like, be right back.
[117] I'm going to get out of here during World War II.
[118] Lay low.
[119] Somewhere fucking chill.
[120] Did not, whatever happened to her, she never made it back.
[121] They unseal it and it's as is from 1930.
[122] Oh, my God.
[123] Eight, maybe, or like crazy old.
[124] Yeah.
[125] All her rich shit inside, paintings, clothes, perfume bottles.
[126] Can I just, ugh.
[127] Please let me go there.
[128] You know what I really want to do is go to the tenement museum in New York?
[129] The best.
[130] Have you been?
[131] Yes.
[132] Is it rad?
[133] It's amazing.
[134] It's a museum where you can like, it's like they turned an old walk up, right?
[135] Yeah.
[136] Apartment building into like preserved tenements of what they were like at the, what, turn of the century?
[137] 20s, tens.
[138] Tens, I think.
[139] Ten's, turn of centuries, right?
[140] Okay.
[141] I think.
[142] And those are the tenements that my grandmother and her two sisters had to go to when she emigrated here.
[143] from Ihernd when she was 17 years old and she they got picked up at Ellis Island by their quote unquote sponsor who was a man in a white suit in a Panama hat and when they got dropped off of the tenement devious they're in a room and there's a full family in the other room because it's like one apartment, separate rooms they get dropped off into like a bedroom the whole apartment is filled with other families and other immigrants and my grandmother turned to her sisters and said I'm getting out of here you can come with me or not And the next day they took a train to Chicago and then a train to San Francisco because they had always had a postcard at their house of what San Francisco looked like and the streets were wide and clean.
[144] And she said that's why she went to San Francisco.
[145] That's adorable.
[146] Isn't that amazing?
[147] And she was the middle sister, but she was like, uh, coming with me, I'm out.
[148] We're not doing the plan.
[149] Bossy bitches.
[150] That's right.
[151] Lee, my sister, I'm looking at you.
[152] That's right.
[153] She would have got you out of that tenement.
[154] She would have.
[155] Okay, so, this is not so.
[156] Are you ready?
[157] Okay.
[158] I'm not going to redo the subject line because it gives it away again.
[159] Hi, all.
[160] Right.
[161] You talked about wanting to hear any stories about finding things in the walls in your last podcast, and I have quite a good one.
[162] When I was about eight, my parents decided to renovate the garage that was attached to the house into a downstairs bedroom for my sister.
[163] When the builders were digging up the concrete floor to replace with some, something more bedroomy.
[164] They hit rotting wood.
[165] Uh -oh.
[166] On closer inspection, they were two coffins with human remains inside.
[167] Needless to say, they were freaked out and told my parents, they contacted the city council about info about the house, and the police got involved to investigate why the bodies were there.
[168] Turns out, the house used to be a small church, and the bodies were basically a small graveyard.
[169] A while later, the gardener even found children's tombstones in the garden.
[170] What in the fucking fuck?
[171] Weirdly, my parents were very chill about this.
[172] They decided to leave the bodies where they were and put a metal cage around them.
[173] My sister slept directly about those bodies for about 10 years until we moved.
[174] I want to, I don't understand.
[175] Thanks for reading this, Daniel.
[176] Okay, the way he actually said until we moved house and he used it a couple, he used a couple other phrases that makes me think he's British.
[177] Uh -huh.
[178] I think, hold on one second.
[179] Are there pictures of this?
[180] Because I remember a story about this and seeing pictures online.
[181] Oh, shit.
[182] Okay.
[183] First of all, that was the worst Google search that I could have done on the show because I then just, there was coffins found on a New York City street.
[184] There was, and this one, the one I'm talking about is a 145 -year -old coffin with girl found under a San Francisco home.
[185] That's right.
[186] Did you see that one?
[187] And the coffin has a window in it.
[188] Right.
[189] And she's super preserved.
[190] too.
[191] Yeah, you can see her.
[192] For some reason, they were like...
[193] She's blonde.
[194] You can see her like she's...
[195] It's so creepy.
[196] It's a really old child's grave.
[197] Yes.
[198] Coffin.
[199] The red rose is still visible between the hands.
[200] Can you imagine?
[201] I cannot.
[202] Because if you dug that up, you'd be like, I'm cursed for eternity?
[203] No. Yes.
[204] Good luck.
[205] I think it's good luck.
[206] I want to buy a house just so I have a yard to fucking...
[207] And I'm just going to dig in the yard.
[208] Dig everything up.
[209] My neighbor's going to be like, what the fuck?
[210] Now, I told you about when I dug in the yard and what I found right.
[211] Change?
[212] No. This had in every story.
[213] Tell me what you found.
[214] It was, did I tell this already?
[215] When I was out in the backyard and I saw a little piece of white porcelain sticking out of the lawn.
[216] Tell me. And I went over there and I started to pull it up.
[217] Uh -huh.
[218] It was the lid to the butter dish that had disappeared.
[219] George had stolen.
[220] She had undone the, butter dish oh my god she had eaten licked all the butter clean so when i came home it was just the bottom part of the butter dish licked clean and the top was gone and that was fucking like three months ago or more and she had buried the lid oh my god and it was like it looked like i was pulling up some kind of weird antique and i was so excited that's where and that's when she acts guilty i walk in in the house and she'll do this thing where she she crawls like i'm screaming at her and trying to beat her.
[221] You're not.
[222] You don't even know what happened yet.
[223] And I'm just going, what do you do?
[224] Yeah.
[225] What happened?
[226] And I, and then it's just a long play until I uncover what she did.
[227] That's kind of fun.
[228] Did you laugh out loud when you saw that?
[229] I couldn't, yes.
[230] I immediately, of course, put it on Twitter because it was like, this is genius.
[231] That what a good sweet baby.
[232] She's a good girl that loves butter and can, she loves it so much that she can eat it in a way where I don't notice.
[233] She doesn't make a big deal about it.
[234] Butter!
[235] Entire sticks of butter.
[236] Okay.
[237] I love her.
[238] But that's not the same as a full coffin under your room for 10 years.
[239] No. All right.
[240] I'm going to read.
[241] Okay, this one's creepy.
[242] Okay.
[243] So, hello, Karen, Georgia, Stephen, an animal company.
[244] I have a weird finding things in the wall story.
[245] I thought you'd be interested in.
[246] When I was in high school, my then -boyfriend moved to an older house in a small farming town near my slightly less small, but still really small, central Illinois town.
[247] My house was fairly small and was raised up on cinder blocks with flimsy sheet metal skirting the house.
[248] being an old house, he had plumbing issues, so my boyfriend decided to crawl under the house, and then it says, gross, to see if the pipes ran underneath.
[249] When he emerged from under the house, covered in leaves, and probably the dust of a thousand dead mouse corpses, he had a small red notebook in his hand.
[250] By the looks of the faux leather cover, it was from the 50s or 60s, but most of the pages were intact, and being the history nerd, I was stoked.
[251] However, when we opened it up, there was only one thing written in the book over and over again.
[252] Uh -oh.
[253] Leslie.
[254] Oh, no. The entirety of this probably 50 -page notebook front and back in uniform handwriting was the name Leslie.
[255] It was really unsettling to imagine what headspace someone had been in to take the time to do that.
[256] Not one word looked different from another.
[257] They were so perfect in uniform.
[258] There had to be a thousand Leslie's.
[259] He took the notebook and I never found out what happened to it after that.
[260] The most I found in the walls of my house was a wad of money from the meth dealer that lived here before me. Yes.
[261] Not very mysterious, but hey, money is money.
[262] That's right, girl.
[263] That's awesome.
[264] Poor guy.
[265] Anyway, that's my creepy things in the wall story, SSDGM, Devon.
[266] Devin, that's really good.
[267] That makes me think of, I saw, they had an art installation at the, Hammer Museum one time, and part of it was art from a mental hospital from a long time ago.
[268] I want to see that.
[269] One of the things, and I stood there for so long staring at it, it was this big piece of paper.
[270] And every piece of art had the card of talking about the patient that did it and what they were in for.
[271] Dream.
[272] This woman had written on a piece of paper just like in the same way, except for not.
[273] not it wasn't uh neat in uniform it was it was as if she had written on the paper and then gone back over and then written again and written again and it was just the phrase sweetheart come and she it was one of those things where her husband dropped her off at the mental institution and she just sat there writing sweetheart come on top of it on a piece of paper oh like wrote it all on both sides and then did it over again and it is like I couldn't take my eyes off it oh my god that's this so creepy and sad it's so sad sweetheart that's your tattoo i think it must start crying i'm gonna cry that's your tattoo Karen sweetheart come and then people will be like is that sex show oh yeah get it like right never mind I'm not going there we're there we're already there we're fucking there okay you ready you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
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[292] Goodbye.
[293] Hey, this is exciting.
[294] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[295] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.
[296] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[297] Who killed Saz?
[298] And were they really after Charles?
[299] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[300] This season, murder hits close to home.
[301] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[302] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[303] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[304] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[305] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[306] Only Murders in the building premieres August 27th, streaming only on, Hulu.
[307] Bye.
[308] This, the subject line is my friends wish they could find whatever is hidden in their house.
[309] Hello, MFM fam, especially Frank and George.
[310] Oh.
[311] That is, all right.
[312] I mean, that's favoritism.
[313] Congrats on being so close to episode 100.
[314] It really matters to some people.
[315] I know.
[316] We can't skip it.
[317] We can't skip episode 100.
[318] We've got to celebrate good times.
[319] Come on.
[320] Okay.
[321] I've been listening to.
[322] to, oh, since episode 12.
[323] Wow.
[324] Hi.
[325] And I'm so thankful for the community you've created.
[326] We didn't do it.
[327] You did it.
[328] Thank you.
[329] We're thankful too.
[330] Yeah, thank you so much.
[331] I wanted to send a hidden item story as per your discussion in episode 97.
[332] The story belongs to a friend of mine and is about an unfound item in their house.
[333] My dear friend bought a house in a gentrified neighborhood in our home city of Indianapolis.
[334] Her and her husband poured their life savings into an old crowd.
[335] craftsmen and created their dream home.
[336] Oh, I bet that's amazing.
[337] After living there for over a year, one winter night, they received a knock on the door from a man they did not know.
[338] Being the idiots that they are, they answered the door.
[339] The man told them he had recently been released from prison and used to live in their house.
[340] Without being too specific, he told my friend and her husband, he had hidden something in their home before going to jail and he was now coming back for his hidden item.
[341] And I'm moving out immediately.
[342] of course my friends had no idea what to do this isn't exactly something you can plan for and they told him they were not okay with letting him inside their home the stranger quickly became angry and tried to force his way into the house my friends called the police and the man left unfortunately the man returned many times oh my god until eventually he was arrested for literally trying to break into their home the arrest was a violation of his parole of course they sent him back to prison my friends have spent days scouring their entire home and even had the police come and search their house as well they have found literally nothing of interest the issue now is that the man will eventually be released from prison again and will most likely return for whatever he thinks is still hidden inside their home whatever he thinks is in there is either hidden incredibly well or is no longer there we have spent many parties posted up in their kitchen speculating what could be hidden in their house my guess is a massive brick of coke or a weapon connected to another crime I hope this story piques your interest oh it has and it definitely has got me thinking about the crazy shit that can happen when you buy a house SSDGM Nicole oh my crazy that's like a that's like a horror movie but it's also the movie out of sight where they go and they're trying to find the diamonds that are hidden in the house and spoiler alert they're hidden in the fish tank, they just look like rocks.
[343] Right.
[344] Which is the best thing ever.
[345] And I wonder if it's something like that.
[346] Like, because I would think you wouldn't, if it's hidden and it's a weapon, you'd just be like, it's hidden and don't worry about it.
[347] Yeah.
[348] But I bet you it's some kind of money or jewels or cash, something that's, he needs money.
[349] He just got out of jail.
[350] I don't have hidden it, though, because like, if they just read at their house, then they probably put new flooring in, let's say, maybe.
[351] Yeah.
[352] You know, knocked a wall out or, like, replace the...
[353] But I bet they didn't knock every wall out.
[354] Shit, man. Yeah, and you're right, because cops know all those hidden places.
[355] Yeah.
[356] Like, you know, a weird vent or...
[357] Yeah.
[358] I just feel like, come in.
[359] We're going to get out.
[360] You go inside.
[361] Seriously.
[362] You have five minutes.
[363] Listen, honor system.
[364] Yeah.
[365] We love our shit.
[366] Please don't steal it.
[367] And then you get your stolen shit.
[368] And then never come back again.
[369] And just don't come back.
[370] Yeah.
[371] Look.
[372] If you not, look and listen, if you knock a hole in the wall to get whatever in there it's okay then then peel off a thousand dollar bill and leave it right from the yeah fair's fair fair's fair okay um we've got systems in place listen we are we're a go okay okay here we go here's the last one okay the best thing i ever found under a floor hey all thanks so much for the rad podcast you asked for stories of things inside walls etc and while this isn't creepy or weird i had to tell you about it my dad's best friend roger died of cancer about 10 years ago recently his widow was remodeling their kitchen and they had to rip up the old floor they found a board on the bottom side of which roger had painted i love you always oh there's a photo no i can't see that far away oh my god no uh it's just the kind of man he was the most selfless and caring person you could ever meet needless to say oh i love you what says i love you always there's a photo our Instagram and Twitter.
[373] Needless to say, it was super emotional when they found it.
[374] It still makes me tear up to see the photo.
[375] I've attached a picture for you.
[376] Can't wait to see you in Columbus, Lindsay in Indiana.
[377] Oh my God, I'm totally crying.
[378] You're crying.
[379] Well, that's so fun.
[380] That's a good one to end it on.
[381] If you guys have them, man, we'll keep them in if they're good.
[382] That's the best.
[383] Yeah.
[384] A delay, I have to say, I'm not going to lose my shit, but I have to say, I have a junk drawer, and I was telling you earlier how I cleaned it out this morning.
[385] But the first time I cleaned it out, not the first time, but one time I cleaned it out.
[386] And I found a card from my mom because she was big into sending cards.
[387] And she would do it all the time.
[388] And it was like not that big of a deal.
[389] But I found this one in this drawer.
[390] And it was like she was being very self -reflective.
[391] And it is the loveliest fucking card.
[392] And it's just all about, I can't tell you how much you and your sister mean to me. And it's this whole thing that.
[393] It's like new again.
[394] Like getting a letter from your mom When I got it, it was like 1994 or something And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to you later Yeah And it was the best So that, I think that put me right And that's like the same thing But with something like that She never knew she had it in the first place And she might have never known Yeah If they hadn't the floor up They might have never known And so he just did it Just to be What a sweetheart?
[395] It's like the reverse of sweetheart come Yeah Oh, I'm glad we ended it on a good note I know Oh shit can I read one more?
[396] Yeah.
[397] It's good.
[398] Hello, Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and Animals.
[399] You mentioned in your last podcast that you were looking for people who found cool things in their walls.
[400] I didn't find anything murder -related, but I did find a random assortment of objects.
[401] My fiancé and I were renovating our basement about a year or two ago, and the basement had a horrible decor, wood shingles on most walls.
[402] Ew.
[403] Inside, inside shingles?
[404] A large native mural of a bird.
[405] What?
[406] carpet stuck oh yeah we found the following items in the walls during demolition a black sharpy message quote we hope the world is better for you because it sure is fucked up in our time ron and brian december 1976 oh my god and there's a photo and there's a photo oh my god sorry ron and brian brian we got bad news yeah guess what you baby boomers are probably the Republicans now.
[407] Also, it peaked 76.
[408] It may have been at the top.
[409] Oh, my God, that's so good.
[410] Let me see.
[411] That's the other one.
[412] So, oh, my God.
[413] So that message, then a blank postcard of a man and a bright pink speedo chest hair and all.
[414] There's that picture.
[415] So good.
[416] He's amazing.
[417] A deck of playing cards featuring naked women from the 70s.
[418] Awesome.
[419] A pipe with weed stuff.
[420] stuffed in it.
[421] Fuck yeah.
[422] A wooden dildo that was clearly homemade.
[423] Wow.
[424] Woodshop.
[425] A small Batman figurine.
[426] And an Abba Greatest Hits Volume 2 vinyl record.
[427] Anyway, thanks for the laughs.
[428] It was great seeing you at the Toronto live show, Renee.
[429] Oh, my God.
[430] I like that.
[431] I like not ending on crying sad stuff.
[432] I just love that list of shit.
[433] Yeah.
[434] It's so good.
[435] Live your life.
[436] And then stuff it into a wall.
[437] I remember when I was little, my, and we were latchkey kids, and one of my neighbors was like, my mom, we're paying a kitchen tomorrow.
[438] So my mom said I can draw on the wall if I want.
[439] Come over.
[440] Let's do it.
[441] And we all fucking did it.
[442] And we got in huge trouble because, like, we weren't supposed to.
[443] She was like, you, I meant you could write your name on the wall.
[444] But we had like, Sharpie drew all over.
[445] So they had to put like extra paint down.
[446] So like that would pay extra.
[447] Hey, mom, clarify.
[448] Clarify.
[449] And don't leave me alone as a. seven -year -old to do whatever the fuck I want.
[450] Oops.
[451] That's hilarious.
[452] Thanks for listening.
[453] Send your hometown murder stories and you're in the wall stories and fucking whatever to my favorite murder at Gmail.
[454] Yeah, we want to hear.
[455] Yeah.
[456] We want to hear about you.
[457] Thanks, guys.
[458] And in the meantime, stay sexy.
[459] And don't get murdered.
[460] Bye.
[461] Is Elvis going to leave this podcast?
[462] I don't know.
[463] Don't do it.
[464] Elvis.
[465] I don't ask you.
[466] want a cookie?