The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
[0] You're listening to Draft Kings Network I said it on air Well I said what the original list was But now it's everywhere It's all on air people So you're telling me That I saved Greg Cody's life Yeah He wouldn't even make it to that birthday Yeah As if Mike and I wouldn't even be making it To that birthday I love like what do you think you did that day Just seeing him faint first like that No I flipped him over None of us had like he woke up He lost air Thank God I didn't have to do anything No thing yeah no you were Mike was like the first one when my dad faced first responder yeah it's like he was like hey hey no pointed and said hey I've told the story before but I I was like pretty new to the proceedings here at the time and because it was he felt insecure like can I tell Chris his dad just fell over no that might be dead like yeah please tell him I just remember they had a bunch of like pushy yeah they just had a bunch of kids running around and I thought they had like a stool had fallen over and it was just a loud bang so then I see Greg face down and then like that that feeling hit me like am i going to do anything about this and thankfully i did yeah and then and then when i flipped him over he just woke up i was like oh thank god because if it would have like came to like serious shit i don't know how much we would have been able to do and then later that night like i called jules and i cried in the car because i was like it was such an intense moment like yeah because i didn't you don't you don't know when you get there you're fine yeah of course like you don't expect somebody to fall face first and then like flat on the ground correct and he had just been standing there so it's like a sudden thing he was actually on a chair yeah yeah he fell off a chair he fell over but like I didn't know what had happened so once we figured out he had just passed out because he was suppressing the cough that I was like okay it's not a heart attack it's not like a fucking brain aneurism it's not anything like I do love you remembering that as you saving his life though that's I mean it's close the joke the joke just took off and I was like all right we're gonna do it yeah is the is the yop party gonna be kind of like the Michael Rubin all white party where everybody gets to wear like all white it would be the opposite of that I can I feel like I get all black party yeah I don't think there will be a theme outfit -wise.
[1] Will I have to drive to Fort Lauderdale?
[2] Probably you're going to have to Uber.
[3] Yeah, it's going to be out of Fort Lauderdale for sure.
[4] Okay, well, my wife's pregnant, so...
[5] There you go.
[6] D -D.
[7] D -D.
[8] Baby!
[9] Getting the boys together.
[10] In September?
[11] She'll still be?
[12] Yeah.
[13] In September, she will still be pregnant.
[14] Babies do December 30th, 31st, one of those two days.
[15] TBD, but yeah, she'll be pregnant, and then she'll be driving me because I'll be enjoying the open bar.
[16] One of my favorite show bonding moments off air was a couple weeks ago when Tony was talking about how much time he's going to have to play college football.
[17] I still feel good about that.
[18] I could not believe that conversation.
[19] Chris Cody just laughed at his face and said, buddy, you're fucked.
[20] I mean, in his defense, the first three months, I feel like is a nice little sweet spot where they're not moving around a lot.
[21] I'm just saying.
[22] I think it's baby dependent the first three months.
[23] Yeah.
[24] If you have a good sleeper, if you have a little time.
[25] My whole point was that from now when the game came out, until the baby's here, I'm going to be playing, and I can play as much as I want.
[26] That was the whole part of the conversation.
[27] Everybody's like, no, the baby's going to take care of everything.
[28] It's like, no, guys, you're not getting what I'm saying.
[29] You just love to go crazy.
[30] The new year comes around, you might be over it already.
[31] That's what I'm saying.
[32] It's going to be six months of me playing the game every single day, like, I'll be good.
[33] But everyone came together to laugh at you, and it was like a really, like, again, as normal.
[34] We all kind of grew closer.
[35] Out of context, laughing at me for something I didn't say.
[36] for something you thought I said and everybody just ran with it.
[37] Seems very on brand for this show if we're being honest.
[38] Yeah, that's kind of the best of the need.
[39] So yes, no, I'm going to have more than enough time because my wife is tired all the time and she gets to go to sleep and she's like, you know what, I'm going to hit the sack early.
[40] I'm like, perfect.
[41] Oh my God, incredible.
[42] And then I just play six hours.
[43] And then going to sleep.
[44] Ice cream run at 1 .30 in the morning.
[45] Fire up those.
[46] I played Taylor the other day at like 1230.
[47] Hmm.
[48] My buddy Kiki too.
[49] What's like your goat with Taylor?
[50] Is it like game?
[51] Question mark?
[52] Yeah.
[53] What's your guys text?
[54] I tell him, you on.
[55] Or I'll see, like, on, he'll be playing and I'll be playing, and then I'll just send him a message.
[56] First, it's you up, and then it's you on.
[57] Who of you, too, who's the best?
[58] Taylor's gotten the edge the last couple games.
[59] We did play an Army Navy game, which was electric.
[60] Triple option?
[61] They both run the triple option and wing.
[62] It's so hard in video games.
[63] Dude, it was so sick.
[64] It was a 10 -7 game or maybe 14 -7.
[65] Taylor, tell me how I don't remember.
[66] I've noticed that you and Taylor have a very wide range of things that are electric.
[67] like yeah just like a bunch of things like I took the string off his bakery box it was electric you know wow yeah I I don't agree with you claiming that's not electric I would not categorize an army Navy game that goes into overtime and Taylor wins 147 off a pick watching you guys play NCAA 25 but I would not find that electric you two guys playing the comeback that UNC had down 11 with 238 left in a video game wasn't electric I enjoyed it but it's lost Colorado beating the shit out of old miss still haven't seen the videos on social media wasn't electric because it was.
[68] You never will.
[69] The pick six to end the half two lane versus BC wasn't electric.
[70] Dude, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
[71] What?
[72] Billy, I don't know what you're doing over there, but...
[73] I played college football against Taylor the other day.
[74] Not 06.
[75] The 25?
[76] No, 6.
[77] What's the difference?
[78] How was that?
[79] I destroyed him.
[80] Oh, he destroyed him.
[81] Yeah, he quit.
[82] Oh, he quit.
[83] What was the score?
[84] I was about to, I was about, to get 21 up on him and he quit.
[85] And it was during the baby show we can't talk about.
[86] We can't talk about the baby show or not?
[87] No, no, no, no, no. Why can't we talk about the baby show?
[88] I wasn't here that day.
[89] I was, it was the day after the Tony show.
[90] Thank you everybody to watch and commented and hung out with us on the Tony show, by the way.
[91] But I wasn't here that next day, so I heard Mike Fuentes told Mike Ryan.
[92] We're not talking about it.
[93] And then he told Coogs.
[94] I'm very feeling very left out right now, not because of the B -A -B -Y shower situation because I don't have a PS anything anymore and so I can't play this video game that I really want to play.
[95] They're $500.
[96] They're not $500 anymore.
[97] How much are they?
[98] $3 .99?
[99] Okay, it's $400.
[100] Yeah, that's the thing.
[101] Like, I'm a PC guy, right?
[102] Like, if they made it on PC, I'd be in.
[103] I'm not going to spend $450.
[104] You play video games on PCs.
[105] The real gamers do.
[106] Thank you.
[107] Hold on, I don't feel bad for you though.
[108] Hardcore gamers have the PC set up with the keyboard and the camera and everything.
[109] I don't feel bad for you though.
[110] You had 11 PS5s and you sold them.
[111] So it's not PlayStation or Xbox.
[112] It's just I'm playing on my PC.
[113] On my computer, yeah.
[114] Yeah, he's a gamer.
[115] I didn't even know they, so they have like NCAA for computers?
[116] No, that's a problem.
[117] If they did have it, I'd buy it.
[118] Like they had GTA for computers?
[119] Yes.
[120] Yeah, they do.
[121] I'm learning about.
[122] And there's like a whole hierarchy of like different streamers.
[123] We look down on the console people.
[124] And you know what we look down on and laugh at that you can't play in CAA 225?
[125] That's okay.
[126] Taylor has just said in my ear that this makes me sound old, but I remember computer games, like, what was like Duke?
[127] Nookum or something?
[128] Doom.
[129] I forget.
[130] Jenny still plays Doom.
[131] I have a PS1 in January.
[132] I remember seeing my cousins when I was little playing computer games, like fighting games on computers.
[133] It's just, I didn't know we're still doing that.
[134] Well, it's actually like probably a huge industry.
[135] Like, Nvidia's biggest business is graphic cards for computers.
[136] Yeah.
[137] Yeah, fun.
[138] But that's the thing.
[139] If I were to want to play NCAA -25, I'd have to first buy a PlayStation, which is the cheapest one I could see here, is the digital edition at GameStop for $430, then purchase the game.
[140] Best Buy had one for $399 that I bought.
[141] Yeah, but it's around the same ballpark.
[142] So basically I'm paying around $500 to play NCAA 25, and I'm just not going to do it.
[143] So there's a Formula One driver, Max Verstappen, who is a deep -dent to Sim racing, and he stayed up until 3 a .m. The night before the last race that he raced in, sim racing, like in a 24 -hour tournament with a team that he's on.
[144] And then during the race, he did really, like the actual F -1 race the next day he did like pretty badly and was sounded very cranky the whole time.
[145] And so everyone was criticizing him for staying up too late, playing Formula One video games essentially instead of like going to sleep so he could do good in the Formula One race the next day.
[146] And I was thinking like the podcasters equivalent would be like if we if we all stayed up really late playing like the Sims and our SIM was like a radio show, host and we were just like constantly going to work and stayed up till 3 a .m. on the Sims radio show and then we came into our jobs and then we were bad at the job yeah kind of like being on the show the day after the Tony show where we go and do that the Tony show is not you're not it's actually you and it's also work you're not simulating yourself doing it's also a part of work yeah it's work and then you have to come back to work true so you can blame your own work for you being bad at your job the next I have exciting news me and Taylor you're pregnant again no Taylor's pregnant.
[147] No. Not possible.
[148] The issue, we have a big announcement.
[149] We are down to our top five of the schools that Taylor and I will be looking forward to taking over for the dynasty for this season coming up in college.
[150] You're doing like a reveal.
[151] So interesting.
[152] You should not wait.
[153] You should put that in a cake and then cut the cake and it'll be the colors of the school.
[154] Well, we're in the top five right now.
[155] Didn't you already tell us what teams you were doing?
[156] I like this idea.
[157] I like this idea.
[158] Yeah, we should get a cake with the color inside of the school you're choosing.
[159] And then you and Taylor can hold hands together as you cut.
[160] Well, I didn't even hold hands with my wife.
[161] Next week on Mr. Great.
[162] Next week on Mr. Craig?
[163] Why cups?
[164] We got to find out what team.
[165] The glass cups.
[166] Can I wait a week for this?
[167] I'm so excited.
[168] I'm going to take a red solo cup.
[169] I'm genuinely, but why not a knife?
[170] Because then you like cut it, but then what if like the piece is a little floppy and then it kind of like falls to the side?
[171] Yeah.
[172] So you don't want the early reveal.
[173] Right.
[174] And the people like on the side can see it.
[175] So the cup is like a foolproof like everyone can see it.
[176] Yeah, because you can push.
[177] the champagne flute like all the way in and then when you spin and take it out you can see what's in there and nobody else can see.
[178] Did you guys consider doing a gender reveal involving gunpowder?
[179] No. Fireworks?
[180] No, we didn't want anything like that.
[181] No. Okay.
[182] Yeah, no. Are those not cool anymore because like people like set off you know forest fires that burned down entire towns?
[183] The guy with the crop duster with a plane crash and the guy died?
[184] That was so horrible.
[185] Yeah, I remember that.
[186] Why are you smiling?
[187] Yeah, it's a crazy ass story.
[188] I mean, it is like genuinely, like, it's a shocking thing that happened.
[189] I feel like the smiling comes from a being, it being absurd and also you're uncomfortable with.
[190] Yeah, so you just laugh through it.
[191] Yeah, right.
[192] It's a defense mechanism.
[193] Correct.
[194] Hmm.
[195] That's what they say.
[196] Hmm.
[197] So, yeah, the cheapest one I've seen so far, Tony on eBay is $240 for the digital edition.
[198] Dude, that's nothing.
[199] Yeah, but I think it's used.
[200] Okay.
[201] Yeah.
[202] Are you going to tell us the top five, Tony?
[203] Huh?
[204] Are you going to tell us the top five?
[205] Uh, I don't know if we're ready to tell the top five.
[206] We just want to say that that's now in the ether.
[207] Can I ask you a question?
[208] Maybe in the second half of the Mr. Crateroff.
[209] Where are people going to get this if you don't tell them?
[210] Like, how are people going to know where to find this?
[211] No, it's going to be on YouTube.
[212] We're going to be streaming every week from our school.
[213] And we're going to be co -head coaches.
[214] You just make that announcement?
[215] No, we're making that announcement right now.
[216] Co -head coaches.
[217] Yeah, co -head coaches.
[218] You know what they say about coaches.
[219] Yikes.
[220] Yeah, but the thing is we both bring different things, right?
[221] Taylor is a recruiter.
[222] I'm the motivator.
[223] Who's playing the game?
[224] We're both playing the game.
[225] I would think one of you would do offensive.
[226] You're both playing the game.
[227] You're the thing is we're both offensive guys, though.
[228] How are you both playing the game?
[229] Because one drive will be him, one drive will be me?
[230] But defense wins championships, and if you guys are both offensive.
[231] Yeah, but that's why we've got to get a good D .C. I'm available.
[232] So now as another guy in this picture?
[233] Hmm?
[234] I don't know.
[235] I don't know.
[236] I don't understand.
[237] You have to have a head coaching, co -coach official.
[238] You guys are just handing the control back and forth to each other every drive?
[239] Every quarter?
[240] Maybe every half.
[241] You haven't figured it out?
[242] Oh, but what if it's a really close game at halftime?
[243] you don't trust exactly who takes a final shot who has a last drive yeah good question yeah that's all stuff that huh nothing you don't have to worry about that you were not involved and all the things that we do you will not be involved i can guarantee i'm sensing like a lot of crankiness today maybe did we all stay up late playing the sims i for me i have an excuse my head hurts really bad but i'm pushing through did you get a piece of queso frito is that why you're i got two it was so fucking jess and cody had some and they're in a great no i'm good i had two pieces Jesus was great.
[244] I had two pieces of casofrito and a burger.
[245] I'm happy.
[246] I'm going to move to make a flag.
[247] Oh, I want to make queso frito the official food of mystery crate.
[248] Dude, the shadow wagg you queso frito with the guava sauce.
[249] That was very fun.
[250] First of all, don't insult it.
[251] It was guava sauce with roasted garlic on top.
[252] That's true.
[253] It was delicious.
[254] Yeah.
[255] Gas.
[256] I think I'm going for my birthday to Shadow.
[257] Shadow?
[258] Your birthday's like in three days.
[259] It didn't even say anything?
[260] No, it's this week?
[261] And you were working around that day?
[262] Yeah.
[263] Look at the whole week.
[264] You should throw them a surprise.
[265] Is there anything?
[266] No, no more surprises.
[267] I told them I don't want a cake.
[268] I don't want a cake.
[269] Don't bring me a cake on Thursday.
[270] I want, if you guys want to see me, happy birthday, cool.
[271] Get me a little cupcake and then put one little candle.
[272] You don't want to do cupcakes.
[273] No, I won't even eat it.
[274] I don't care.
[275] But the cake is so everyone can have a little.
[276] But nobody has it.
[277] If we bring one cupcake.
[278] Guys, no surprises, no cupcakes.
[279] Those are both banned.
[280] Your birth is this Thursday?
[281] No peppers.
[282] My birthday is the 25th, yeah.
[283] The thing is the cake gets left over and then there's cake for six weeks that nobody eats.
[284] So I want to save the company.
[285] Don't get a cake.
[286] Just get a couple cupcakes.
[287] Whoever wants, wants, have them out.
[288] Carmen had asked me, oh, what I want since I was big time against the surprise.
[289] She's like, what do you want?
[290] I go just buy a bag of Oreos and everybody have cookies and milk with me, and that's it.
[291] Oh, we'll buy gluten -free.
[292] That was the issue, but I think they make gluten -free Oreos.
[293] When's your birthday?
[294] There you go.
[295] December.
[296] And you guys will all be on vacation, so this isn't going to happen.
[297] Vacation.
[298] Oh, yeah, that's right.
[299] It's my birthday's late.
[300] Didn't we have to sing you happy birthday or something on someone else's birthday?
[301] I think so.
[302] Yeah.
[303] You were mad?
[304] I wasn't mad.
[305] I was perturbed.
[306] It was ridiculous.
[307] I wasn't mad.
[308] The guy is here and he's venting him like, oh, why do we have surprises?
[309] We're 40 years old, but we like had to sing him happy birthday.
[310] First of all.
[311] On a day that wasn't his birthday because he was having a little tantrum over there.
[312] Those are two separate incidences and you promoted my being 40 years old and done with surprises take.
[313] You said it was your favorite thing that had been heard in the office.
[314] It was one of my favorite thing.
[315] It was an absurd comment.
[316] It was one of my favorite absurd comments.
[317] There you go.
[318] Now I don't know if I can trust you.
[319] What do you mean?
[320] You scream that in front of everybody.
[321] after ruining them.
[322] I was being upset.
[323] And I didn't ruin it.
[324] Mike Ryan approached me and he said he's sorry and that he was in the wrong.
[325] Are there any things in this world where the price hasn't gone up on?
[326] Costco hot dogs.
[327] Arizona iced tea.
[328] Arizona iced tea still 99 cents?
[329] Do you think it's because they just like printed those cans like 50 years ago and they're like, oh, we're not going to take the loss on that?
[330] They just have empty cans.
[331] But you know what's funny?
[332] That would be a legitimate reason why they would never have changed a price.
[333] Next thing you know, it's going to be $1 .99.
[334] No, guys've been fighting hard.
[335] Dude, I love the, I don't know what he is.
[336] I guess the CEO of Arizona.
[337] He's like, no, we're going to just keep it 99 cents.
[338] He's like, we're still making money.
[339] Maybe not as much, but we're making money.
[340] Yeah, he had said that.
[341] I think he's doing all right.
[342] Arizona CEO.
[343] Let's look up.
[344] I don't know.
[345] I don't know what this guy sounds like, but that I know that was a great impression.
[346] I'm being told in my ear of a guy.
[347] That if you're a retailer, you can buy Arizona iced teacans that do not have the price on it.
[348] And then that way you can mark it up.
[349] Yes.
[350] And then.
[351] Bastards.
[352] Don, Don Voltageo.
[353] I don't know if I'm saying that right.
[354] He was, he's a CEO, and he said for the foreseeable future, he will not be raising the price.
[355] So he gave himself an out.
[356] He did, but still, he's true to the people.
[357] Yeah, the great, yes, it's right here.
[358] Arizona iced tea will keep its 99 -set price tag for the foreseeable future.
[359] Dude, back in the day, there was nothing better than a tall ice, like, ice tea from Arizona is so good with an ice pub sub.
[360] Oh, puff sub.
[361] I haven't been to Publix in months.
[362] I'm over Publix.
[363] Yeah.
[364] Why?
[365] I co -signed that.
[366] I actually have the audio here.
[367] I'm just go to Target.
[368] Increase the price and therefore increase the profit.
[369] We're successful.
[370] We're debt -free.
[371] We own everything.
[372] Why?
[373] Why have people who are having a hot time paying their rent have to pay more for our drink?
[374] Maybe it's my little way to give back.
[375] Would you definitively say that you'll never raise that 90 % price?
[376] Not in the foreseeable future.
[377] You know, we're going to fight as hard as we can for consumers.
[378] Hell yeah, dude.
[379] I mean, hell yeah.
[380] Yeah, this guy gets a dude.
[381] He had my vibe of like, yeah, we're making money.
[382] And he's wearing shorts.
[383] He understands a capitalism machine.
[384] Yeah, I never say that.
[385] Yeah, but he's debt -free.
[386] They own everything.
[387] He said it.
[388] They own everything.
[389] And you're doing an interview in shorts.
[390] I mean, you already got my vote.
[391] Yeah.
[392] You're going to buy Arizona.
[393] Yeah, my vote.
[394] Bottle piss.
[395] Charge $50 for a can.
[396] Him and the CEO of Costco.
[397] Doing it for the man. Doing the Lord's work.
[398] So they have just not, their prices have not gone up just on food items that they sell, right?
[399] Like, I imagine their grocery items.
[400] Costco, it's the hot dog.
[401] It's mainly the hot dog.
[402] The hot dog combo.
[403] What about the double chunk chocolate cookie?
[404] I think the...
[405] Have you been locked in on Big AJ and Big Justice?
[406] I've locked it on those guys, the Sam's Club, Costco guys?
[407] I don't want to...
[408] Okay, AJ and Big Justice.
[409] What are you got Costco?
[410] Those guys?
[411] Yeah.
[412] What are you going to say about Big Justice?
[413] The meat!
[414] We're doing the meat!
[415] We bring the boom!
[416] I can't stop watching it.
[417] I can't stop watching it.
[418] I can't stop watching it.
[419] I have to admit.
[420] You hate why shit?
[421] I mean, I swear to God.
[422] But they're cringe, right?
[423] I mean, I'm terrible.
[424] As someone who is cringe, like these guys are cringe.
[425] I see things.
[426] Have you seen these guys?
[427] they're annoying.
[428] I feel bad for the kid.
[429] We got big justice.
[430] He's definitely, the Rizzler.
[431] We're setting him up together.
[432] He calls out baby gronk all the time.
[433] They already do.
[434] The Turkish guy that jiggles his tummy.
[435] I've seen them on live where they're just talking to comments and they're getting hate constantly.
[436] It's just like, okay, you're blocked.
[437] You're blocked.
[438] Like they're, that's why I don't want to pile.
[439] on like it's fun it's it's have you seen the music video they did yeah the boom yeah we bring the mom and the sister in and they're singing in an actual booth taylor go find it we bring the boom to you yes we bring the boom yes it's incredible father and son yes every quarter day with a quarter past three we bring FYP there it is dude yes big justice and a j get the sound on this It's so, dude, I'm...
[440] And then it shows the dad, like, benching.
[441] There we go, there he is.
[442] My guy's on the sauce.
[443] 100 % on the sauce.
[444] But this guy used to do real estate, no more.
[445] Of course.
[446] Influencer.
[447] Wow, incredible.
[448] Chicken bake.
[449] Double fisting the chicken bake.
[450] Billy, have you said more than four words?
[451] And I feel like they haven't been positive.
[452] They haven't.
[453] Absolute shit.
[454] But he gets invited to places and they do it.
[455] He was at High Point University the other day taking BP in their field.
[456] They're from Boca.
[457] The other day I saw a video, it's like, we're going to be this Friday night at the, football field at Boka High.
[458] Dude, we should bring him to Highline.
[459] Does he take his kid to get his kid's eyebrows done also?
[460] I don't know.
[461] That's also not nice.
[462] What's not nice?
[463] He's probably right, though.
[464] That guy clearly does his eyebrows.
[465] Ripping apart some like six -year -old for singing the national anthem.
[466] When was that?
[467] It's not talk about these.
[468] Big Justice.
[469] It's not the kids fall.
[470] I'm asking the parent does this.
[471] All right.
[472] Who's Big Justice?
[473] The guy?
[474] No, the little kid.
[475] Is named Big Justice.
[476] Yeah, AJ's the dad.
[477] Big Justice is the kid.
[478] And then obviously you got mom and sister Big AJ drops bombs Just enjoy your childhood Yeah Yeah but he's enjoying his childhood right now No he's an income stream right now Dude come on When this kid is When this kid is They give everything a boom They do they go to restaurants Sometimes they give it a doom We're here at the deli And then we're gonna try their Philly cheese steak Boom It's like just one time Don't like the Philly No they give dooms They give doom sometimes I've never heard a do What?
[479] Tony had this conversation where every food influencer is full of shit.
[480] They never go to any restaurant they hate and it's always the same thing.
[481] It's a voiceover.
[482] It's like, follow me to this new spot.
[483] There's a on Brinkle and they do this thing with the door.
[484] I would love to see Greg talk shit about all the foodie in Ireland.
[485] There's a five boom like system.
[486] It's always four or five.
[487] It's boom, boom, boom, boom, four out of five booms.
[488] And it's just like that.
[489] I'm so happy that Chris knows because I watch as much as you do and I can't stop.
[490] It's in my algorithm at this point.
[491] I know.
[492] I want to stop, but then it comes on and I'm just like, oh, I can't stop looking.
[493] It's like a trade wreck.
[494] You have to keep you locked on.
[495] Yes, there's something that he does like drills.
[496] Oh, yeah.
[497] We're big, where AJ's holding a pad and then big justice will get a chop going, push him off and then tackle a dummy.
[498] It's great.
[499] It's electric.
[500] Oh, man. All right.
[501] We have our top eight of schools that me and Taylor are going to take over for our Dynasty.
[502] Top eight.
[503] They had five before.
[504] No, he texts me finally.
[505] Oh, wow.
[506] So it looks like he's making a decision.
[507] Do you already know the team?
[508] Already turmoil.
[509] Oh, you're right.
[510] We're working on the organization.
[511] We're working on the team.
[512] Should he come in here?
[513] I know Fuentes would hate that.
[514] We're taking visits.
[515] We're in conversations with a lot of schools.
[516] Some close.
[517] Some a little further away.
[518] But again, we have connections to these schools.
[519] And we're intrigued by their coaching vacancies.
[520] I already know the answer.
[521] If you will.
[522] Let's move this on.
[523] We're looking at Rutgers.
[524] Okay.
[525] There we go.
[526] Bottom of the Big Ten.
[527] Need some help.
[528] I think that we can help them out.
[529] Stanford.
[530] Move it to the ACC.
[531] Get them back to where David Shaw had them.
[532] Stupid ass tree.
[533] It was exactly right.
[534] Trying to find the next Andrew Luck.
[535] FAU.
[536] Come on.
[537] The Bobcats, again, a little further away, but rebuildable program.
[538] Doesn't do much for me. Not really.
[539] Classic.
[540] Classic FAU rival.
[541] These aren't ranked, aren't it?
[542] When I went there.
[543] You're just reading.
[544] off a list, right?
[545] No, I'm reading from the...
[546] He's saying they're not in any order.
[547] They're not in any order.
[548] So why am I giving you the fanfares?
[549] It's in a top five.
[550] You're in charge, man. The fanfare.
[551] You lied to me. Coastal Carolina.
[552] Oh, fun team.
[553] Let me see if I can find it here.
[554] Taylor already has a thing with Eastern Carolina.
[555] My sound effects aren't on, so I can play it.
[556] Which Carolina are you talking about?
[557] Coastal Carolina.
[558] The Shankleteers?
[559] The one with the dog was like, or the coach was like, I need some dogs.
[560] That's going to be you now.
[561] Didn't they have a good baseball team recently?
[562] More likely.
[563] Probably more Taylor.
[564] They usually have a good team, I think.
[565] Kyle Berkeley.
[566] I feel like we've done more than eight.
[567] How many more schools are there?
[568] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight.
[569] That's my, the seventh one.
[570] And FIU.
[571] Ah.
[572] So we're excited.
[573] Does that get you in, Billy?
[574] No, I'd prefer they left my school alone.
[575] Your school?
[576] It's my school too, buddy.
[577] I graduated there.
[578] I got some bad news for you.
[579] Whose school is it?
[580] Pie chart.
[581] To be honest, it's more my school.
[582] if you want me to be really honest with you.
[583] How?
[584] My family school, my mom graduated from FIU, my sister was two -time student body president.
[585] Paul Volter.
[586] Okay.
[587] But that's your family.
[588] That's not you.
[589] Family school.
[590] It's my family school.
[591] He was an athlete for that school.
[592] For 11 seconds, okay.
[593] It doesn't matter.
[594] 11 seconds more than you.
[595] Okay.
[596] He actually vaulted with a pole.
[597] You played football and no ball.
[598] Okay.
[599] And that's why I'm taking over the football.
[600] Did you try out for the team without a pole?
[601] That's just high jump.
[602] Is that what it's called a high jump?
[603] Is that what it's called a high jump?
[604] jump over the pole.
[605] Did they have you doing other sports or are you just like, I'm going to be a pole Walter and that's it?
[606] What's that?
[607] Did they try you out at other stuff?
[608] No, no, I walked on.
[609] But you walked in, I'm going to be a pole vaulter and that's it.
[610] Yeah, that's what I did.
[611] That's what I did it in high school too?
[612] Yeah.
[613] I don't remember having like pole vaulters in high school.
[614] I remember having a track team.
[615] They don't have it everywhere.
[616] Yeah, it's a very select.
[617] So yeah, so we're looking at that.
[618] We're going to get our, you guys should, get our stuff in the next week or two maybe.
[619] Yeah, a little.
[620] Get our selections down to top three, then pick our school.
[621] How about you guys just pick it as soon as possible because you need to strike when this NCAA 25 thing is hot and you should be hot.
[622] It's going to be hot the entire year.
[623] I don't think it's going to.
[624] I don't think it's going to.
[625] Now is the moment.
[626] We're in the era of like stuff comes and it goes right away.
[627] You're also like, this is not going anywhere.
[628] Dude, Trump forgot he got shot at like three days after it happened.
[629] Okay.
[630] So also everyone's doing this.
[631] You got to, you got to not just get in.
[632] No, everybody's doing this.
[633] Yes.
[634] Everybody's doing this.
[635] You got to find a way to do it differently than others to motivate people to come in.
[636] The worst thing about being a coin and a coin in the coin.
[637] It's like speeding.
[638] You don't want to be the last part that's speeding.
[639] We already started and did it.
[640] You know what happens?
[641] We streamed the day it came out.
[642] But you don't have a school.
[643] You should have kept it going.
[644] Our schools coming up this week.
[645] When?
[646] This week?
[647] Towards the end of the week.
[648] Big reveal.
[649] There are going to be guys already winning national championships.
[650] You're here still there's people.
[651] There's by his fourth season and his own personal one.
[652] That's fine.
[653] This is bigger than that.
[654] This is bigger than individual accolades.
[655] This is getting together and doing something for the betterment of a program.
[656] You got to get it.
[657] A program, really.
[658] That's what everyone's franchise is.
[659] Sure, but again, it's different.
[660] It's different.
[661] I'm trying to help you.
[662] I know that you think that I'm being critical.
[663] I don't expect you to get it, though.
[664] Because he's absolutely right.
[665] You need to strike while the iron's hot.
[666] You're waiting too long to do this.
[667] The iron is hot.
[668] We will strike at the right time.
[669] We are not worried about time.
[670] Because you know what?
[671] It takes time to build a program.
[672] What is time?
[673] Do you think the northern Illinois Huskies are waiting around to pick their program?
[674] No, they're already going.
[675] They're playing.
[676] They have the guys on the field.
[677] But you know what?
[678] This is a different school.
[679] Whatever we're going to pick, we're going to go in and impose our way of doing things.
[680] That's going to be exciting.
[681] Welcome to mystery, great.
[682] We'll be back.
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[716] What do you mean?
[717] That one's better.
[718] Come on.
[719] I think it's more of a physical thing.
[720] We've got to come together.
[721] Ew.
[722] That one's more like, that one's more little hogan -y.
[723] Yeah, Greg, what do you think?
[724] You know, sitting around the kitchen table and Scranton.
[725] See, that's good.
[726] My dad used to always say, Joey, if you're ever on a podcast, don't have nothing to say.
[727] You're going to come up with shit.
[728] See, that was the most believable, believable part of the impression.
[729] Sitting around the kitchen table and Scranton.
[730] But none of you sound like him.
[731] Is he even from Scranton?
[732] The point is we're not trying, we're just doing it in the spirit of it.
[733] Like, nobody's good enough to sound exactly.
[734] Wait, hold on.
[735] Can you mansplain impressions to me for a few more minutes?
[736] I don't think I'm getting it.
[737] No, the thing is, you're like, it doesn't sound like it.
[738] Okay, well, what do you want me to do?
[739] Sound like him?
[740] A better impression?
[741] I can't sound like him.
[742] I can't sound like him.
[743] I'm sorry.
[744] The Trump one sounds like Trump.
[745] The Trump one is good.
[746] Thank you.
[747] I try.
[748] I try.
[749] I try.
[750] It's pretty good.
[751] That's a pretty good.
[752] That's a pretty good.
[753] I played golf with Bryson Deschambo.
[754] A little more nasally.
[755] That's from Codio.
[756] It's pretty good.
[757] Yeah, it's pretty good.
[758] A little nasal little nasal.
[759] I try.
[760] See, I lose it.
[761] No, you lost.
[762] But you were, Bryson DeCambo, the way you said Bo.
[763] Nailed it.
[764] You nailed that syllable.
[765] Once he started getting the compliments though, that was it.
[766] He's like, he started feeling himself.
[767] I love trees.
[768] I saw some clip of him.
[769] He's just like, that's a maple.
[770] I love trees.
[771] We were just talking in the break about Southwest is getting rid of their open seating.
[772] Which is crazy because that was like they're thick.
[773] That is their thing.
[774] It was their thing.
[775] Even though you could still pay to sit in the front.
[776] front of the plane and board first.
[777] It's still their thing.
[778] The two bags thing, right?
[779] It's another big thing.
[780] The two bags is also a thing.
[781] Want to get away?
[782] Yeah, we were talking about the want to get away campaign where it was like the commercial, someone would do something and then it would be so embarrassing that they need to fly somewhere.
[783] The one that sticks out to me is a lady in like someone else's bathroom.
[784] She's like, ooh, I'm going to snoop around this medicine cabinet.
[785] And then all the shelves break and it's just like, want to get away.
[786] That's kind of an easy one to get out of.
[787] I'm just like, why were you in my medicine cabinet?
[788] No, no, but like, oh, I sneeze.
[789] I sneaked alone, like something, like I fell and I tried to grab it and things fell out.
[790] Inside the medicine cabinet?
[791] If your scenario, it's the mirror one, where you shake it hard enough, it'll fall.
[792] It was the mirror thing where you open it up.
[793] I wouldn't believe you if you said that.
[794] If you were like, hey, I accidentally bought a one -way ticket to Tommy -Ake City and I wanted to just see if you had any tons, I'd be like, don't snoop.
[795] Just ask, but it's okay.
[796] I'll fix it.
[797] It's a tough scenario.
[798] You don't have to buy a plane ticket to Las Vegas.
[799] I'll forgive you.
[800] What's up with these flimsy shelves, all, I move one thing and they all collapsed.
[801] I don't think we're doing those.
[802] like mirrored shelfings.
[803] Oh, we are.
[804] Oh, we definitely are.
[805] If you have a small space.
[806] In modern bathrooms though.
[807] Dude, a small bathroom?
[808] You don't have room for like a cabinet and mirrors so you have the one in both.
[809] What is the fascination with somebody else's medicine cabinet?
[810] I've never gotten that.
[811] Snoop?
[812] You never snoop?
[813] No, I've never understood why I would.
[814] Now if I'm looking for, if I cut myself I'm looking for a Band -Aid, I might open their cabinet.
[815] Where in someone's house is Greg Cody most likely to snoop?
[816] Where?
[817] Mm -hmm.
[818] Nowhere.
[819] Where would be, if I were in your house, Where would I find out the most things about you that you don't want me to know?
[820] Because that's usually the medicine cabinet.
[821] It has to be the garage.
[822] It could be the garage.
[823] That's not a bad answer.
[824] But the medicine, you know, who cares what pill I'm taking?
[825] You know what I mean?
[826] I've been at like a kid's birthday party where I go inside to go to the bathroom and all of a sudden I find myself in this kitchen all alone and I see the spices.
[827] I'm like, let's see what they can see what they're working with here.
[828] Ooh, that's a good one, Chris.
[829] See what kind of spices are.
[830] Yeah, okay.
[831] I can see that.
[832] Like, if they walk in, like, is that, are they going to be insulted?
[833] It's like, why are you looking at my spices?
[834] You know what I've noticed being a TikTok person now?
[835] You have a TikTok person?
[836] Yeah, oh, come on, we know this.
[837] Boom!
[838] The potato guy.
[839] By the way, since we recorded the first half of this episode, there was a collab between AJ and Big Justice, too, which like sent me on a tailspit, but anyways, continue my point.
[840] But I've noticed that almost everything that's ever cooked in the history of the internet has garlic, like some form of paprika, and just like it's the same four ingredients and everything.
[841] Yeah.
[842] Staples.
[843] I've noticed with my cooking that I have to change it up because I will fall to the same.
[844] Like, oh, check, all right, let me get some garlic powder, some salt and pepper.
[845] Like, I do have, like, I need to sometimes, like, all right, I don't want everything I'm tasting.
[846] Spice cabinet is great because you can immediately tell if someone sucks at cooking.
[847] If they have spices that expired in, like, 1982, oh my God.
[848] I did a spice cabinet clean out of my parents' house like 10 years ago.
[849] There was shit that they got in their wedding registry that was in their, their friggin' cabinet.
[850] This is horrifying.
[851] I just cleaned out my cabinet for the first time since I, like, bought spices for the first time, like, seven years ago moving in.
[852] So, like, there were a couple.
[853] What did you not use?
[854] The cinnamon.
[855] You think you use cinnamon more?
[856] I use a shit ton of cinnamon.
[857] No, I'm a smoothie.
[858] I've heard different.
[859] I'm a smoothie person.
[860] You have yellow pinch of cinnamon in a smoothie?
[861] For certain smoothies.
[862] Also nutmeg.
[863] Banana peanut butter cinnamon?
[864] That's in the cinnamon category.
[865] Nutmeg, you only need, like, even in a very nutmegy recipe, it's like, I'm a, it's like, a fourth of a teaspoon.
[866] Yeah.
[867] It dominates.
[868] It might, unless you bake a lot of stuff with nutmeg in it, you're not going to use a whole jar.
[869] That's why I always get the little ones of nutmeg.
[870] Yeah.
[871] Because I'll actually go through it.
[872] I would bet you have a ton of expired spices in yours.
[873] I don't believe spices expire.
[874] Well, there you go.
[875] So that is a thing that I hear from people your age.
[876] And it is absolutely not true.
[877] It's not that they're going to make you sick.
[878] It's just that after a while they all smell like sawdust.
[879] Well, I'll use a 30 -year -old spice.
[880] and what happens is when you're using a spice that's expired the way to reanimate it is to heat it up what?
[881] Yeah, yeah, it wakes it up.
[882] Microwaving No, no, no, no, you put on the stove top.
[883] It wakes it up.
[884] Right.
[885] That's what you do.
[886] It's true.
[887] It's been 30 years.
[888] I don't know.
[889] I've never seen you do that though.
[890] Well, I, because I have current fresh spices.
[891] No, you don't.
[892] I have current spicy.
[893] I think this is a good Greg Cody show segment right now.
[894] I'm going to get a video of my dad's spice cabinet.
[895] You're welcome to it.
[896] I'm doing down my spice rack every five years.
[897] You hinted your dad cooks a good amount, though.
[898] No, he does.
[899] Yeah.
[900] But I've just seen that spice rack, and I don't see a lot of, like...
[901] Movement?
[902] It's a lot.
[903] No new players.
[904] Same roster.
[905] The paprika thing, it's mostly for color.
[906] Because it's...
[907] A little dash of red.
[908] It's in the pepper family, and it's got very little flavor.
[909] Like, if you...
[910] Peperica?
[911] Yeah, if you...
[912] Like, you're not talking about, like, smoked.
[913] Just regular pepper.
[914] Yeah.
[915] Regular paprika has very little flavor.
[916] Take it, take it, lick it off your palm.
[917] And notice that, what am I tasting here?
[918] It just tastes like powder.
[919] You know, it doesn't really have a flavor.
[920] It's because it's been expired for three years.
[921] No, no, no, he's right.
[922] You just proved their point.
[923] It just tastes like powder.
[924] It's almost always for color.
[925] You want to live it up.
[926] It's not a spice of spiciness.
[927] Right.
[928] You want to liven off a boring chicken breast.
[929] You put a little sprinkle of paprika on there.
[930] I also would be curious what your medicine cabinet expiration date situation looks like because I, just like my parents, at my boyfriend's parents' house a few years ago during COVID, I was looking for Advil or something.
[931] And they had some sort of like ointment that had expired in like, I want to say like 1998.
[932] And it was, I was like, I don't even think you lived here at 1990.
[933] Like this came from another house.
[934] Some could say it would actually be more potent the older it is.
[935] I've taken like expired Advil and Thailand all the time.
[936] But how expired?
[937] Like a year or two, you're fine.
[938] No, yeah, a year or two.
[939] Like, not, you know, decades.
[940] Yeah, I'm talking like 30 years ago.
[941] Well, when, like, the Berlin Wall was still up.
[942] Remember in Wolfel Wall Street, they take those quailudes that they think are expired and then all the sudden.
[943] Delayed fuse.
[944] Bam.
[945] Why does an ointment expire in the first place?
[946] I feel like, um, ointment, you know, you can use a 40 -year -old tube of ointment.
[947] It just might not do anything.
[948] But do you think it's one of those things where, like, like, a water bottle?
[949] Like, the, the expiration dates not for the water.
[950] It's for the bottle.
[951] I do think, I mean, like, expiration dates, you can look this up.
[952] It's a con. I mean, most of them are just, like, they have to have an expiration date, so they conservatively estimate, like, a best buyer expiration date.
[953] You don't have to go.
[954] Like, if it's been a couple of years and your Advil looks fine, I'm not saying take it, because, you know, don't assume me if you do.
[955] You could, if it's, like, stuck together, if, like, the coating is, like, gross and crusty, I mean, if it's been stored at a normal temperature, I mean, I'm not saying to do anything.
[956] I'm not a doctor.
[957] I'm not prescribed an expired advil.
[958] I think you're on to something because like gel tabs would definitely show age.
[959] Yeah, but like regular capsules.
[960] Capsules are like, uh...
[961] They taste really good, by the way.
[962] Like the white chalky ones?
[963] Like, like...
[964] I get the red -coated Advil.
[965] A little red 40 on it?
[966] A candy.
[967] Candy.
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[971] I'm going to throw it to Tony, the birthday boy.
[972] He has one for...
[973] UFC this week.
[974] Yeah, UFC 304.
[975] We've got Leon Edwards versus Belah Muhammad 2.
[976] I think that one is going to go to decision.
[977] So I think you get Leon by decision at plus 100, and then I think you get the fight to go to the distance also plus 200, Mike, I think we saw.
[978] So I don't know if you can parley those together in a same game, but you can stake them independently.
[979] I think both of those are going to be good.
[980] Obviously, they coincide so you're not betting against yourself.
[981] At the time of recording, the go -to -the -distance is minus -2 -10, and Leon Edwards, by decision, is plus 100.
[982] Okay, so you got a nice little minus 210 plus 100.
[983] A little juice there.
[984] You get bad them separately.
[985] You betcha.
[986] You betcha.
[987] I saw it on the internet that...
[988] Boom!
[989] Boom!
[990] You know what?
[991] Hold on, really quick.
[992] Really quick.
[993] That's five booms.
[994] Boom, boom, boom.
[995] So I want to say this.
[996] You know how we've been talking about the MLB players having, like...
[997] Dad, your phones ring.
[998] Oh, it's over there I don't hear it.
[999] It's behind your photo.
[1000] It's behind your photo.
[1001] You really left him out to drop in that one.
[1002] I don't know.
[1003] Right on no number.
[1004] You could make it silent if you want.
[1005] I did.
[1006] Do you guys ever get excited that like the spam callers?
[1007] So like some of them it says, some of them say scam likely, but sometimes it's just like Modesto, California.
[1008] It's like someplace.
[1009] Do you ever get excited like, what if this is the phone call that'll change my life?
[1010] I always answer.
[1011] You let it go to voicemail and it's like, I have information about your warranty.
[1012] And I'm like, God.
[1013] So when I was job searching after one of my.
[1014] numerous layoffs, I was always scared like, damn, this might be the call for a job, I need to pick this up, and then it's like extended warranty or The other day, it said under the number, we think this is probably not a scam, and I was like, okay, I'm an answer.
[1015] Wait, really?
[1016] That's so, no, I didn't say that's so wordy.
[1017] It's scam likely.
[1018] It does say scam likely, though.
[1019] Getting back to the celebration, so you know how in the MLB when they hit, they hit a home run or they'll hit a double and the guy on second base, like, does like something and the whole rest of the team does it back.
[1020] We need to start one here for the show when somebody has a good take or a good point, we hit it with a boom!
[1021] But we do it and we don't explain it to anybody, just to people on mystery.
[1022] I'll get the sound.
[1023] I dropped a boom on Dan and show the other day.
[1024] Wait, what?
[1025] I was like, that gets two booms.
[1026] And he's just like, what?
[1027] He just stared at you.
[1028] Yeah, it was great.
[1029] Wow, that's amazing.
[1030] Dad, has that gotten under your algorithm?
[1031] What, boom?
[1032] No, AJ, big A .J and Big Justice.
[1033] Skibbitty toilet?
[1034] How about that?
[1035] They bring the boom!
[1036] I don't know any of that.
[1037] That's what they do?
[1038] No. He might see one this week.
[1039] He might see one this week.
[1040] Oh, you know what, I'm just going to show.
[1041] They were at the, that was at the Zach Bryan concert.
[1042] In South Florida?
[1043] How about AJ and Big AJ?
[1044] Do they live in South Florida?
[1045] They're in Boca, Boca guys.
[1046] Oh shit, we already talked about this.
[1047] Come on.
[1048] I already forgot.
[1049] Come on.
[1050] We bring the boom.
[1051] That was like 20 minutes ago in the same episode.
[1052] That's the expired ingredients.
[1053] Oh, man. Boca might as well be.
[1054] Okay, here it is.
[1055] Yeah.
[1056] I'm going to show.
[1057] Oh, we have it on screen.
[1058] Okay, perfect.
[1059] We're going to show it on screen so Greg can see.
[1060] Oh, not a, not a video.
[1061] Okay, then I'm going to have to show it.
[1062] Who are those people?
[1063] Okay, so the little kid is Big Justice.
[1064] And the guy to the left is his dad, AJ.
[1065] They're like the internet, they're like the latest internet sensation.
[1066] They've gone crazy, viral, they just do the, they go to different...
[1067] I'm gonna show him the video.
[1068] They go to an Italian spot.
[1069] A lot Costco food reviews.
[1070] I mean, they're more than that.
[1071] Show Greg, the video, I'll insert it later.
[1072] Big Justice, even two is here at the Zach Bryan concert.
[1073] Is this concert a boom or a dude?
[1074] Woo!
[1075] Can you imagine...
[1076] It's a boom!
[1077] Can you imagine you and a young Chris doing that for internet likes?
[1078] Uh, no. You know, me and my dad, me and my dad recreating, like, that boom song.
[1079] Dude, that would be strange.
[1080] Oh, it's a whole song?
[1081] Oh, my God, yeah.
[1082] I'll show you it later.
[1083] Could somebody put the song up there?
[1084] What are you doing?
[1085] You guys should definitely go to Costco and do this for the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody.
[1086] Can we have an on -air meeting?
[1087] Why don't we play things like we do on the regular show?
[1088] Like, you always want to, like, it's better if we're reacting to it.
[1089] The thing is, you guys don't tell me what the fuck we're going to do before the show.
[1090] That's true.
[1091] And this stuff takes preparation.
[1092] That's true, that's true.
[1093] But you should always have an AJ and Big Justice video just in case.
[1094] You should be able to know when we walk into the studio exactly where we're going to end up.
[1095] I mean, you had the photo ready.
[1096] I thought it was a video.
[1097] Taylor pulled up the photo myself.
[1098] I thought it was a good video over there.
[1099] Well, I guess a point for Taylor.
[1100] Someone's pretty soon.
[1101] Negative one for my content.
[1102] Okay, yeah, you know, we'll just, you know, check it out on YouTube later, which you won't and see the work I'm doing.
[1103] That's funny.
[1104] It's okay.
[1105] You're right.
[1106] I only listen to this audio forms.
[1107] You know, Mike Fontezz?
[1108] Boom!
[1109] Boom!
[1110] I have a little Friday tradition where I'll get in the car with Lehman and I'll be like, do you want to listen to a mystery crate?
[1111] And he'll be like, okay, and we listen to it together and I just listen back to it.
[1112] Yeah.
[1113] It's great.
[1114] I never listen.
[1115] Half the time we talk about him, so.
[1116] Yeah.
[1117] That's true.
[1118] You never listen to Mystery Crate?
[1119] No, I watch it.
[1120] I support my guy.
[1121] Well done.
[1122] You don't do that either.
[1123] Well done.
[1124] You don't do that either.
[1125] I love listening to Mystery Crate on Fridays.
[1126] You have, you have texted me before, like, about how you just listening.
[1127] It's funny.
[1128] And then I hear, I always hear stuff I missed when we're in.
[1129] studio.
[1130] That is true.
[1131] I've found listening back to the show recently, not this show, the main show, like, I miss, you, you don't hear a lot of things.
[1132] I don't hear probably 60%.
[1133] And a lot of times, it's like, right before I talk, so I'm going to fight through here.
[1134] Right before I talk, all I'm thinking about is what I'm going to say.
[1135] So I always miss the things said right before I talk.
[1136] This week I asked.
[1137] There was one time where I was like, I didn't hear any of that.
[1138] I get caught up in the air a lot, like looking up something or like, I'll have someone come talk to me, and then I'll come back and I'll say the same exact thing.
[1139] then I'll realize you guys just said that.
[1140] I click a little at ski and I don't look like an idiot.
[1141] This week I asked Dave Zirin, uh, Ziren, sorry.
[1142] Like a siren, but with a Z. Dave Ziren a question.
[1143] And then Dan started talking to me right after.
[1144] And I missed the answer because he was telling me, it was a question of all questions.
[1145] So I never found out if we can have an ethical Olympics.
[1146] Yeah.
[1147] I didn't know what your question was.
[1148] I just heard the question.
[1149] That happens too.
[1150] Someone will be like, what was your question.
[1151] And I'll repeat the question and I'll miss the answer.
[1152] And then.
[1153] I think that's what happened.
[1154] And then Dan does this.
[1155] And you're like, I have nothing else.
[1156] I just asked a great question.
[1157] What are we going to do?
[1158] I can't hear anything.
[1159] The other day when my mic didn't work, I felt so alone.
[1160] Wow.
[1161] I really wanted to make you think you were a ghost.
[1162] I was in the middle of telling Dan, I was like, pretend like you didn't hear Tony again.
[1163] And then Billy started talking to you and I was like, shit.
[1164] That would have been a good bit, though.
[1165] I said like three things about the Puerto Rican National Team Center and then Dan didn't respond.
[1166] And I was like, damn, okay, I thought Dan liked that.
[1167] Okay, he's not he doesn't care.
[1168] I was, where I was going like 10 minutes ago and we got sidetracked, The internet is telling me we got distracted with the booms, but do you guys ever eat the drumsticks with the peanuts on it?
[1169] Yeah, I had one yesterday.
[1170] You like the ice cream drumsticks, not like a chicken wing.
[1171] I know you're going with this.
[1172] Oh, you saw the same thing I saw.
[1173] Yeah, I know you're going with this.
[1174] Oh, I don't know what this is.
[1175] Those things are fucking amazing.
[1176] Yeah, well, they don't melt.
[1177] They don't melt.
[1178] I mean, deliver it for me. What do you mean they don't melt?
[1179] They don't melt.
[1180] I saw some internet video where they were just like.
[1181] How do they not melt?
[1182] It's ice cream.
[1183] It's not ice cream.
[1184] That's what that's the thing.
[1185] of like this is it's like some fake convoluted ice cream that when left out for like 12 hours they like cut into it and it's still I don't believe that's like it's like it's like it's like I had it for like two weeks and it's like I saw that video like six months ago that video and I grabbed it yesterday and I ain't that shit with a smile on my face okay are you able right after that's like that's like that's what I mean that was like this thing which cereal which cereal had like the bug in it a few years ago oh the shrimp cinnamon toast crunch story I went out that next day and was like Give me all of them.
[1186] I hope there's a shrimp in mine.
[1187] It doesn't make, like, that is, like, I'm still going to crush those chopsticks.
[1188] What about the thumb that was in the chili at Wendy's?
[1189] You remember that?
[1190] Oh, that was proven to be like a hoax or something.
[1191] I don't remember it.
[1192] It was a fake thumb?
[1193] She had actually grabbed the thumb and placed it in there to try to sue Wendy's.
[1194] Grabbed the thumb?
[1195] No, the guy, like, one of the guy, her husband was a construction worker.
[1196] He caught his thumb?
[1197] No, like, another coworker had done it, and, like, they had this scheme.
[1198] Like, oh, well, it's already cut off.
[1199] And then they stuffed it in the chili to sue Wendy's.
[1200] Wow.
[1201] What?
[1202] What?
[1203] Damn.
[1204] I'll send you this story.
[1205] You better, you should put it up.
[1206] Taylor, put that up for me, please.
[1207] So wait, this video's claiming that drumsticks don't melt.
[1208] Yeah, no, it's not claiming.
[1209] It's showing.
[1210] But I've eaten them before, and they will drip out the bottom if you don't get to that shit quickly.
[1211] I don't know.
[1212] I've never seen dripping.
[1213] Tony, we work in media, and you can edit things.
[1214] And sometimes you say, hey, this has been out for 12 hours.
[1215] It's really only been out like 30 seconds.
[1216] No, no. You can tell because it's, it's like our intro video.
[1217] That's like two minutes, and then it counts down, and then it can.
[1218] jumps to one minute.
[1219] Fastest two minutes in all of sports.
[1220] Yeah, it's actually one minute.
[1221] I didn't know Greg was so into Tai Chi.
[1222] Yeah.
[1223] You are into Tai Chi, aren't you?
[1224] He has no record.
[1225] Like, do you see the open that we play every show?
[1226] Like, what are me and you doing?
[1227] Yeah, we're like going like this or something.
[1228] I've forgotten, but yeah.
[1229] Why did we do that?
[1230] I don't know.
[1231] It's a good point.
[1232] That was like, I love that Greg's saying this all off mic.
[1233] Yeah.
[1234] Talk to the mic.
[1235] Oh, sorry.
[1236] It was like Becky, like our video, like Becky and John Reed.
[1237] Boom!
[1238] Boom!
[1239] I have a question for you guys.
[1240] You got to do them there?
[1241] Do you guys like have purchases that you refuse to make on your phone?
[1242] Like what?
[1243] What do you mean?
[1244] Like when you order something that's a big purchase, you got to do it on the laptop, that sort of thing?
[1245] Yes, or when I do flights, I need to see all the possibilities of like what flights this, what's flights, is my number correct?
[1246] Is it a dollar amount thing or is it like you need to be focused thing?
[1247] It's kind of, it might be a little both because I don't like making big purchases either.
[1248] I made a big purchase on my phone But what was it like a couch or something?
[1249] No, it was so, well, I can say it, I don't care.
[1250] It was, you know how you have to pay the tag tax Deposit or whatever when you're buying a car?
[1251] They're like, hey, yeah, you could just go on your phone and do it here And then it did it do Apple Pay and I was like, oh wow, I spent a ton of money Apple Pay on my phone.
[1252] No, no, I know, but still.
[1253] You're buying a car and it's on your phone.
[1254] That's essentially the - When they do the Apple Pay and it's like looking at your face and it's like spinning, it's like, chiching.
[1255] I was like, ah, it's nothing better than like, do you get that checkmark?
[1256] I don't do it with my face.
[1257] I do with the double tap on the side.
[1258] The face thing is difficult in the summer because sunglasses really throws the old face ID for a loop.
[1259] I can wear sunglasses in my phone.
[1260] I don't think I have face ID set up on my phone.
[1261] Why?
[1262] I don't know.
[1263] I don't remember the government.
[1264] That's crazy.
[1265] For me, Fuentes, I usually buy the Delta app is very good for purchasing in the app.
[1266] But if I'm doing like a multi -city travel or like a multi -day itinerary, you got to open the.
[1267] laptop and you gotta have like seven tabs open.
[1268] Yeah, I agree.
[1269] So Greg, question.
[1270] Like you've ever booked, when's the last time you booked a flight?
[1271] I've never bought anything on my iPhone.
[1272] But you used to use like, did you book your Ireland trip?
[1273] The last time you booked a flight.
[1274] I don't do that.
[1275] Either the Harold does it for him or mom.
[1276] Well, yeah.
[1277] But before you had to like call a travel agent, right?
[1278] Or would you just call the airline straight up?
[1279] I mean, way back in the day, the Harold had a travel agent who booked everything.
[1280] And she just got your info and she took care of it.
[1281] Yeah.
[1282] But like an airplane, didn't you just like show up to the airport and be like, hey, I want a flight to Denver.
[1283] And they're like, okay.
[1284] Why you're ripping a cigarette.
[1285] That's how well.
[1286] Harry Corrishna's there.
[1287] He could have you guys ever done?
[1288] I think it's the movie Yes Man with Jim Carrey.
[1289] You guys ever seen this?
[1290] It's like a dumb company.
[1291] I remember the movie.
[1292] He says yes to everything.
[1293] And one of the things like his girlfriend says, let's go travel somewhere.
[1294] So like they go to the airport and it's like let's see where we're going.
[1295] And ever since I've seen that in that movie, I've been intrigued.
[1296] The idea of one time like me and my wife, like kids out of town, we just have like a week into ourselves, like, let's just go to the airport.
[1297] What are you packing?
[1298] Because it feels so impractical.
[1299] That's what I mean.
[1300] Like, it's, I get that.
[1301] Like, it's, but it just seemed in this movie, like, when they just like, they go there, it's like, all right, we're going to go the next flight.
[1302] I love the idea of Spontanity, but I don't like the practice of Spotanity.
[1303] You just reminded me in the movie, they weren't, it wasn't them picking a spot.
[1304] It was, they go to the airport, they go, what's your next flight out?
[1305] And it's like, wherever that is, that's where we're going.
[1306] I tried to do this with a buddy of mine when I was, like, 22 and unemployed and had nothing to do.
[1307] And I was, we were like, all right, let's just one weekend.
[1308] Let's just go to Fort Lauderdale Airport, ask for what the cheapest flight is in the next couple of hours, and let's take it.
[1309] And then Orlando.
[1310] And then the cheapest flight was Puerto Rico for $390.
[1311] And we're like, you wouldn't just go grab a drink of the bar and then tomorrow morning go to the beach?
[1312] And I was like, yep, that's what we're going to do instead.
[1313] I tried so hard.
[1314] I really wanted to, but it wasn't going to happen.
[1315] Can you imagine like you walk in?
[1316] Oh, what's your next flight?
[1317] I don't care what it is.
[1318] Book it.
[1319] Bismark North Dakota.
[1320] Great of death punishment.
[1321] Honestly, that's kind of what I wanted.
[1322] I wanted something really random As long as it's going to be cheap Let me spend a day in a random spot Grit of death punishment The next flight out How about I just I'm getting planned my own trip Yeah I would lie If that was a grid of death punishment I would lie I would go on flight aware And I would map the entire thing out And I would like Yeah Like oh no Guys I'm gonna do this on Tuesday At 345 Oh shit it's the Cayman Islands Send the bill Oh fuck Aruba Oh no I don't want to go someplace I don't want to go you know I'm not picking a random totally random flight end up going to beaute Montana why I've heard it's very pretty though is it never been but I've heard that there are like things about Montana there's like mystery mystery vacations you can take like companies where it's like you pay and that's a good mystery crate mystery vacation tie -in sponsorship wow talk to him yeah we're Cynthia yeah I saw and they tell you like pack for certain weather so you're not caught off guard Yeah.
[1323] And send you to Siberia.
[1324] Exactly.
[1325] Bring a sweater.
[1326] How about when Dan was like, we were camping in a tent.
[1327] It was 50 and 60 degrees as if that's like, oh no. How did he heat the water bottles?
[1328] They probably had electricity.
[1329] Right between the cheeks.
[1330] You can admit now how skeptical you were of Ron's story.
[1331] It's a safe space now.
[1332] Yeah, no one can hear us.
[1333] Except everybody out there.
[1334] No, but they're not paying attention.
[1335] Talking to the mic.
[1336] I found it hard to believe that it was a near -death experience.
[1337] That's all.
[1338] I mean, if I speak to Ron, and he's, you know, effusive about it and convinces me, of course, I'm going to believe him.
[1339] But to just hear that, I think the natural assumption is, well, that's got to be exaggerating a little bit.
[1340] Like, was a Buffalo that close, or was it kind of far enough where you could make an escape if you really needed to?
[1341] You got to retell.
[1342] Especially Ron McGill, of all people, because that guy has been in the wild with lions and tigers and bears.
[1343] and the idea that this time it was a near -death experience it just keep track of the size of that buffalo because I feel like it's going to keep getting bigger I'm very skeptical also however Greg or not Greg sorry Freudian slip I guess Ron maybe the only credible levittar show semi -regular guests that I actually would believe in the situation but that's why he can get away with lying because he's the most credible and the other thing is some people don't believe that you hit the walls in Ireland.
[1344] How quickly do Buffalo run?
[1345] Good question.
[1346] I feel like I got outrun a buffalo quite frankly.
[1347] Depends which one.
[1348] Josh Allen, I probably...
[1349] Yeah, Josh Allen's pretty fast.
[1350] That'd be tough.
[1351] Or James Cook.
[1352] Maybe the punter.
[1353] What's the punter's up to 35 miles an hour?
[1354] Jeff Punter?
[1355] Do they really?
[1356] Josh Allen runs 35 miles on that?
[1357] That's hard to believe.
[1358] How fast does Usain Bolt run?
[1359] You can't tell me that he wouldn't outrun a Buffalo?
[1360] I think he runs like 19...
[1361] What's the average speed of a 70 -year -old man?
[1362] I think that...
[1363] Like Tyree Kill will hit like 23 miles an hour.
[1364] That's about Usain Bold as well.
[1365] 23 .35 miles per hour.
[1366] So you're telling me that a buffalo cannot run you saying.
[1367] You're going to go to Buffalo.
[1368] You're going to go to Buffalo.
[1369] You're going to killed by a Buffalo.
[1370] In a short distance though, I take Tyree kill over a Buffalo.
[1371] Yeah, quick speed may be fair.
[1372] We're talking to peak speed.
[1373] Yeah.
[1374] I don't know, guys.
[1375] I think it's a four legs.
[1376] Buffalo's got four legs.
[1377] Yeah, that's what the thing is.
[1378] Dad, they're good.
[1379] At age 70, generally, an easy pace for seniors should be around a 15 minute mile.
[1380] Do you feel like that's?
[1381] But Greg can do six minutes, so.
[1382] Yeah.
[1383] They can run 35 miles per hour for four hours straight.
[1384] A buffalo?
[1385] Yes.
[1386] Let's time that.
[1387] Bernie Palmily?
[1388] Let's time that.
[1389] Who's ever time that before?
[1390] Hey, this buffalo's been running 35 miles an hour for the last four hours.
[1391] Red Runbison .com.
[1392] What's on the Greg Cody show this week?
[1393] I don't know.
[1394] We haven't recorded it.
[1395] Well, the last one.
[1396] Sarah Spain.
[1397] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[1398] Sarah's on the night.
[1399] Delightful.
[1400] Delightful conversation with her.
[1401] What did you guys talk about?
[1402] She's also been to Ireland.
[1403] Ireland episode.
[1404] shared some Ireland stories Slancho And she was wonderful I was going to try to do an Irish accent That would have been terrible Do it Don't do that No I want Trump to say goodbye Okay goodbye See you later