Shaun Attwoods True Crime Podcast XX
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[8] We've not had a good Jen Markle rant in a while.
[9] Or a good Steeples Markle rant in a while.
[10] And guess what, folks?
[11] The authorities that yesterday deemed the simultaneous unaliving of a man, woman and dog as not suspicious.
[12] It's only taken them a day to realise this is suspicious.
[13] And further investigation is happening, but...
[14] It gets more bizarre with the details that have come out.
[15] Gene Hackman and Betsy were found mummified at Mansion with pills strewn in the bathroom.
[16] So you got today, Jen, and you told me these details.
[17] And I was like, what?
[18] I'm feeling into the energy there.
[19] I'm channeling Gene again.
[20] No, it's funny how it took the police a day to reopen the investigation.
[21] Is it because the media covered it so worldwide that they perhaps actually took a step back and went, oh, actually, three people dead in a home, well, two people, one dog.
[22] Yeah, that's a little bit suspicious.
[23] And the fact that the front door was open as well.
[24] And obviously...
[25] Now, thinking about it, none of it, we mentioned yesterday about the gas leak.
[26] Now, none of it points to it being said gas leak with the circumstances surrounding the bodies, where they were found, the condition of the wife.
[27] And yeah, I'll let you go on to it.
[28] I'll call in.
[29] All right, let's give the specifics then.
[30] So, a search warrant.
[31] Es revealed that they were found decomposed.
[32] This is Betsy.
[33] With bloating on her face and mummification on inner hands and feet.
[34] Hackman had the same signs of decomposition as his wife.
[35] Now, mummification occurs when a person's skin and tissues are preserved after their death.
[36] It's associated with ancient Egyptians wrapping their corpses of furrows in bandages.
[37] But it can also be achieved if a body is left in a place with cold, dry air where bacteria struggles to grow.
[38] And Santa Fe, New Mexico is known to enjoy such a climate during winter.
[39] So two maintenance workers called Roland Lowe and Jesse Kessler discovered the bodies at the luxurious Santa Fe mansion.
[40] This was Wednesday, 146.
[41] The identities were not released for nearly 12 hours, with details of how the couple were found now offering a possible explanation for the delay.
[42] So these maintenance guys told investigators they hadn't seen them for two weeks.
[43] Both appear to have been dead for some time.
[44] A detective noted in the search warrant that the death of the two deceased individuals should be suspicious enough in nature to require a thorough search and investigation.
[45] So Betsy was discovered lying on the bathroom floor.
[46] Ja.
[47] Gene was found in a mudroom of the couple's kitchen.
[48] Police first spotted his legs on the ground in what appeared to be a mudroom.
[49] He was fully clothed in grey sweatpants, a blue in colour long -sleeved t -shirt, brown slippers.
[50] His sunglasses and walking cane were found next to his body, suggesting he may have died of a sudden fall.
[51] So, let's get this straight.
[52] He dies of a sudden fall.
[53] He suddenly dies of a sudden fall.
[54] She reaches for the pills and unalives herself because she's grieving.
[55] She goes, oh my God, I cannot cope without him.
[56] She reaches for them.
[57] Then the space heater falls off the top cabinet, falls onto her, and then the pills are strained.
[58] I mean, come on.
[59] No, Jen, the heater must have hit the dog.
[60] It must have hit the dog.
[61] How else could the dog have gone?
[62] The dog was in the wardrobe.
[63] That's what's even more bizarre about it.
[64] The dog was in the wardrobe.
[65] Yeah.
[66] Locked in the wardrobe.
[67] Locked in the wardrobe.
[68] I don't know if it was locked or not.
[69] I read this morning, the dog was found in the wardrobe, deceased.
[70] Yeah, it's all kinds of crazy.
[71] And yeah, they can't turn around and say there was no foul play when the situation is just super bizarre.
[72] It does.
[73] I was reading the comments and it does sound from Anna Key where she said, what's the Space Eater and Peel Scatters give set up fives?
[74] And 100 percent, that's what I would say.
[75] If you were going to make something look like unaliving, self unaliving.
[76] Then you would do the whole, they took too many of them and passed out.
[77] But I think there was a lot of rumours circulating that they did it together and it was a pact.
[78] But that wouldn't be where their bodies would be, would it?
[79] If it was, you know, a group unaliving.
[80] Sorry, I'm trying to get the termination right for YouTube.
[81] The group unaliving between the pair, a pact, they would be tucked up in bed, like hugging each other.
[82] Ja, sie würden sie all über die Haus stehen.
[83] Ja, es ist so bizarre.
[84] Es ist crazy.
[85] Hast du ever played Cluedo, Jen?
[86] Cluedo ist mein favourite.
[87] Scarlet.
[88] Mrs Scarlet mit der Candelabra.
[89] Candelabra.
[90] Hit, hit, hit.
[91] Hit him in the head.
[92] In the library.
[93] It's one of them, isn't it?
[94] A lot of people putting all kinds of guesses.
[95] The dog OD'd on the pills after both of them were gone.
[96] The depressed dog.
[97] Did the dog eat the pills?
[98] Dead dog in the bathroom cupboard.
[99] Put your suggestions in the chat as to what has happened here.
[100] Because this just does not make any.
[101] The dog did it.
[102] Also, the car was running in the garage and the front door was open.
[103] This does not make any sense at all.
[104] I have never heard of anything.
[105] More suspicious, someone being found than alive.
[106] This is off the scale of suspicious.
[107] There's going to be some connection that comes out, which will explain it all to do with money, because that's what it always is.
[108] Well, often there's the theory that they're worth more dead than alive.
[109] There's the theory that...
[110] You know, sometimes insurance is involved in these things, but that's usually the partner.
[111] But if the partner's gone again as well, that doesn't make sense either.
[112] So I'm just confounded with this one.
[113] Let me keep going then.
[114] So Jean's sunglasses and walking cane were found next to him, suggesting he may have died of a sudden fall.
[115] Betsy was wearing dark gray sweatpants and a light colored sweatshirt.
[116] Firefighters were called, but there were no signs of a gas leak.
[117] Jean's daughter, Elizabeth, had speculated earlier on Thursday that her father and stepmother may have been done in by a carbon monoxide leak.
[118] One of the dogs, the German Shepherd, was found dead about 10 to 15 feet away from Betsy in a closet just off the bathroom.
[119] Early reports have suggested the animal was found dead in a kennel.
[120] But the couple's other two dogs were found unharmed.
[121] One of the surviving dogs was found alive close to Betsy's body with a second dog roaming the property.
[122] The couple's front door was open and there were no signs of forced entry.
[123] The Sheriff's Department said there is no suggestion of foul play, but that investigation is ongoing.
[124] This is really weird.
[125] Yeah.
[126] And then there's another article come out about the 911 call.
[127] So the 911 call reveals distressing moments when Gene and Betsy were found.
[128] A frantic male caller is heard telling the dispatcher that he has found two bodies which are not moving while pleading for help at the actor's compound in Santa Fe.
[129] TMZ reported that the caller...
[130] whose identity was redacted, was emotional and repeatedly exclaimed, damn, while sniffing away tears.
[131] Disturbingly, the caller, believed to be one of the two maintenance men, was unclear if they had stumbled across one or two bodies.
[132] What?
[133] A dispatcher can be heard asking the caller for details about the patients.
[134] The caller was unable to give details on Hackman or Betsy's ages or genders.
[135] It can be heard saying there was no movement coming from inside the house.
[136] He was standing outside looking through a window while making the 911 call.
[137] And investigators now fear that Jean and Betsy may have been laying dead in the house for two weeks.
[138] Right, quick question here.
[139] Why two?
[140] Like, I'm sorry, who didn't check on them for two weeks?
[141] They have children, right?
[142] I don't know, obviously, where they are geographically, but if you hadn't, couldn't get hold of your parents after a few days, you'd be going checking on them.
[143] That's really bizarre.
[144] Well, they had gone to somewhere that was really remote, like from California.
[145] I wonder if their offspring stayed in California.
[146] And he's known to be very reclusive.
[147] So you would think that some kind of contact through social or phones or whatever, you know, would have been made.
[148] But it just seems that they obviously don't maintain contact regularly with the kids for it to get to this stage.
[149] Yeah.
[150] I mean, I go weeks if I was speaking to my parents and stuff like that.
[151] So that's, it's not too unusual.
[152] I speak to my mum at least once, twice a week.
[153] So, yeah, that would be really, really unusual for me. And the way Ziggy's going, sleeping in your armpit and rolling away from me at night when I'm trying to get in the trouble.
[154] Ziggy's going to be speaking to you every day of his life.
[155] You better believe I'll be vetting all his girlfriends or boyfriends, whatever he chooses.
[156] When that comes around, I'll be doing my detective work on them.
[157] But no, it's...
[158] So, continuing this then.
[159] There's some interesting comments here.
[160] Thank you, Anarchy.
[161] Three children, they didn't check on a 96 -year -old.
[162] That's what I mean.
[163] It is really suspect.
[164] I know you don't feel that is, Sean, but I really feel that's really...
[165] It's really poor efforts on their behalf.
[166] Ja, in hindsight, they probably regrett that.
[167] But they probably thought that, you know, even with his age, because his wife was, I think, in her 60s, they probably thought that if anything happened to him, she would alert them, I imagine.
[168] Yeah.
[169] You've got to ask, when people die under suspicious circumstances, who benefits?
[170] Yeah.
[171] Always ask who benefits, who gets the royalties, the insurance, etc. So, Betsy was found dead on the floor of the bathroom with an open bottle of prescription pills found partially scattered on a countertop nearby.
[172] Neither had any signs of wounds and it still remains unclear how they died and who died first.
[173] An autopsy could take six weeks to be published, but they hope to get to the bottom of it.
[174] Through the autopsy.
[175] So, he looks like he's fallen.
[176] The scattered pills near her.
[177] Sage.
[178] It looks like they've both gone down at the same time, doesn't it?
[179] That is either a real coincidence, once in a lightning strike moment.
[180] Which is possible.
[181] I've read some of those books like 100 Weird Ways to Die.
[182] I'm not sadistic.
[183] And in there someone died from putting his head in a clothes horse.
[184] So he put his head in a clothes horse and it closed on him and it broke his neck.
[185] And you hear all these really bizarre circumstances in which people have passed.
[186] And it sounds like it belongs in one of those books if that was the case.
[187] There is something much sinister going on.
[188] But even if they both went down at the same time, how does a dog, just one of the dogs, ended up locked in the closet?
[189] It just adds to the weirdness.
[190] The autopsy will give, obviously, because what they need to find out, if said pills on the bathroom side are in Betsy's body.
[191] So, some people are asking if we can play the 911 call.
[192] I don't know, can we?
[193] Let me just see if I can find it here.
[194] Right, I think I found it.
[195] Just a news report on it.
[196] Do you want to read the comments while I just have a quick search?
[197] Yeah, go for it.
[198] Audio released.
[199] Dog in the closet to stop it eating the body.
[200] So somebody placed it.
[201] So Casabare's suggesting the dog was in the closet to stop it eating the body.
[202] Maybe they knew the dog would...
[203] Because animals are known to eat their owners if they pass.
[204] But I thought that was more cats than dogs that did that.
[205] I've heard a thing that a cat would eat you if you died.
[206] Und es war, wir sind in der Haus.
[207] So, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe es so, ich habe I died, Sean was still going and they were four weeks in and they thought we've got to eat the meat because we've got no food, ran out of snack bars.
[208] Sean, without even a millisecond of a gap, was like, yeah, like you didn't even blink.
[209] You're like, yeah, 100 % I'd eat you.
[210] I was like, I don't think I could.
[211] I don't think I could.
[212] Yeah, but until you were in that situation where you felt you were about to run out of life, you'd taken your last breaths, like they were in that plane, and the partners were looking at each other and they were saying, I give you permission to eat me as they were dying.
[213] No, but we talked about if I died in the plane crash, I hadn't even given you permission at this point.
[214] And you just went ahead and was like, yeah, I'll eat you.
[215] You didn't ask for permission.
[216] And I said no. I said no. Everyone's heard it now.
[217] I said no, you can't.
[218] If we're in a plane crash and I die and you're in the middle of nowhere, you've got to eat me. No. Yeah, but Jen, the question was, would I eat you?
[219] It wasn't, would I eat you if I gave you my permission?
[220] No, but the answer is still no. Why is it no?
[221] Because you would live on in me then.
[222] You wouldn't just be in the ground.
[223] Oh, you might become a nicer person, so actually.
[224] Exactly.
[225] I would want me to live on in you.
[226] If I was expiring, I'd give you permission and say, go for it, Jen, eat me. Where would you start?
[227] That's just creepy.
[228] Go for it, Jen, eat me. Where would you start?
[229] What part would you eat first?
[230] I was just about to say, I would say your brain, but there's nothing there.
[231] How cruel is Jen?
[232] And you know what?
[233] When Jen came home today with her new her phone.
[234] Oh yeah, got the extensions back in.
[235] You know what?
[236] Not only did I notice it, I said to her, Jen, why would I want to go to watch, you know, a work of art?
[237] No, why would I want to go see the Mona Lisa when I've got a work of art at home, is what you said.
[238] Exactly.
[239] That was my way of acknowledging Jen's new her today, when she's previously said I completely ignore her.
[240] And now listen to her, saying that I've got the brain the size of a peanut.
[241] See what I've got to deal with, folks?
[242] So cute, so cute.
[243] I'm going to put some of these.
[244] Nice comments.
[245] Guys, if you were in a plane crash into a mountain and you had to eat the people who had been on a live already, you're not snuffing anyone.
[246] If you had to eat them to stay alive, as these poor young sports people did in the Andes, put a one in the chat if you would eat to stay alive.
[247] Put a two in the chat if you would just let yourself expire.
[248] You couldn't bring yourself to do that.
[249] Oh, my God.
[250] Someone spotted what I spotted ages ago, right?
[251] Become conscious now.
[252] Love seeing yourself in a person.
[253] Jen and Sean have the same face.
[254] Remember when I told you that we've got the same face?
[255] I was watching you.
[256] Yeah, because you're attracted to people of the same sort of face because we've got quite big noses and our eye shapes are quite similar, although yours are a bit slimmer than mine.
[257] Mine are a bit more...
[258] Wider and nicer.
[259] And yeah, it's either you mould into your partner after a certain amount of time, you begin to start to look like each other, or you go for, you're attracted to someone who has the same sort of facial features as you.
[260] It's interesting.
[261] I look at some couples and I'm like, they're marrying themselves.
[262] Molding is nice, but eating you, you would be living on within me. That's beyond molding, Jen.
[263] Isn't that a nice thought?
[264] I was all about saying completely different.
[265] You're just not paying attention to me. You never pay attention to me. I'm just trying to be funny.
[266] Keep trying.
[267] Anyway, we have to be completely derailed from our reporting.
[268] Exactly.
[269] Let's go back to this.
[270] Oh, yeah.
[271] The call.
[272] I found the call.
[273] So, if you've just tuned in, folks, the Gene Hackman story is getting weirder and weirder.
[274] And I'm going to play the 911 call to you guys right now.
[275] Let me find it.
[276] Here it is.
[277] Sure.
[278] There it is on the screen.
[279] And let me press the play button.
[280] I have no idea.
[281] I'm not inside the house.
[282] It's closed.
[283] It's locked.
[284] I can't go in.
[285] Okay.
[286] Okay.
[287] Okay.
[288] They appear to be completely awake.
[289] Underway?
[290] No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not.
[291] There you go.
[292] That is the call.
[293] Let me close this.
[294] Oh, God.
[295] Did you hear the dogs barking, Jen?
[296] Ja, das war das erste Mal in der Property, nicht es?
[297] Ja, wirklich sad.
[298] Sie müssen so confused sein.
[299] Ja, so die nächste Story involves one of the most famous people, Jen likes to report on.
[300] Sorry, are you going to wrap that up there?
[301] You kind of, you're going straight to MM without even wrapping up, like, the whole Gene story there.
[302] I'm a succinct, efficient person.
[303] When I'm rapping, I'm rapping.
[304] I'm on to the next one.
[305] I don't ramble.
[306] But if you've got some...
[307] I guess we'll wait for the autopsy soon.
[308] If you've got a conclusion you would like to regal the viewers with without any banter...
[309] Me interruption with my banter.
[310] No, it's the situation.
[311] All superstitious.
[312] All suspicious.
[313] Definitely foul play here.
[314] I'm sure when the autopsy report is out, there'll be another show we can come on and break it down and digest it.
[315] Unlike Sean digesting my flesh.
[316] All right, so here she is.
[317] Let me put her up on the screen.
[318] I've got a picture of Megan and then we'll get into the story.
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[322] I have literally cleared my diary Tuesday for it.
[323] I cannot wait.
[324] Do we watch it?
[325] Is it this Tuesday already?
[326] Is it this Tuesday?
[327] Yeah, Tuesday.
[328] It's out and about.
[329] That's why Ron and me are talking shows next week.
[330] We're going to get some guests on.
[331] We're going to rip it a new a -hole.
[332] Obviously, we watched the trailer, which I believe you're going to be playing in a minute, which shows, it gives a little hint of, the woman has the personality of a HB pencil.
[333] She's very dry and it comes across.
[334] In this trailer, and I watched a podcast on Popcorn Planet about it earlier and he mentioned, is this the best content they've got for a trailer?
[335] It just goes to show what's in the rest of it and I 100 % I agree.
[336] It's absolutely, it's dull.
[337] Just the word dull.
[338] The guy does drop some, sorry, remind me of the guy's name, Roy Chi, I want to say.
[339] Roy Choi?
[340] Can't forget that one, Roy Choi.
[341] Roy Choi, love that name.
[342] But Roy Choi, he seems to have a bit of a sense of humour and she just looks like a lost puppy.
[343] I was having a discussion actually with my hairdresser.
[344] May I shout out Fallon Hair Extensions here in Hannan?
[345] Sorry.
[346] Plug, plug.
[347] But I was having a discussion with her about Megan.
[348] And, yeah, there's two people in life, I believe.
[349] There's grifters and there's grafters.
[350] Now, I believe I'm a grafter.
[351] I will work hard.
[352] I will put efforts in.
[353] You know, I really go above and beyond.
[354] für Freunde, Familie, mit realen Loyalty in play.
[355] Aber ein Grifter, wie Megan, ist jemand, der will einfach trample auf everyone.
[356] Mein Haar -Dresser sagt, was ein Grifter?
[357] Ich sage, Grifter ist jemand, der works exceptionally hard, aber mit einem Background von Loyalty.
[358] Ich sage, ein Grifter ist jemand, der...
[359] She does work hard, but she will just stomp and trash on other people to just get to the top, whatever that woman may be, which obviously hasn't worked out that well for her because she's got to the top and everyone despises her.
[360] Yeah, including her own sister, Samantha, who we interviewed a few years ago.
[361] Check that one out, viewers, if you've not seen it.
[362] She alleges that Meghan Markle is a narcissist of the highest narcissist order.
[363] So I think Jen's got Paula M. coming on next week to do an analysis of this show.
[364] And are we going to reach out to Popcorn Planet as well?
[365] Yeah, I'm going to reach out to him today.
[366] I'd love to have him on because he's got a new documentary.
[367] I believe it is talking about why people dislike Meghan Markle so much, which I'd be interested to watch that because there's the obvious reason people dislike Meghan Markle, but I'd really like someone to delve into it.
[368] Behind the psychology of Meghan Markle.
[369] I find that absolutely fascinating because as much as we hate her, people love to hate her.
[370] I'm not being funny.
[371] I reckon 99 .9 % of the views on Tuesday will be people who don't like her, but they cannot keep away from her and they'll be watching just to scrutinise the show.
[372] Every podcaster who reports on Meghan will be watching that show.
[373] It's going to get the views regardless.
[374] ...
[375] ...
[376] ...
[377] ...
[378] Due to the California wildflowers.
[379] The clip begins with Megan telling Choi, The best thing about Koreatown is that you could go to all ages clubs and karaoke bars.
[380] I was part of dance crews.
[381] All that stuff, he replies.
[382] She then reminisces over different dances that were such a big deal, like the Roger Rabbit and the Kid and Play.
[383] What are these dances, Jen?
[384] The Roger Rabbit and the Kid and Play?
[385] Can you demonstrate?
[386] Right, sorry, how old is she?
[387] I will get that for you right now.
[388] She's talking like she's in the swinging screen.
[389] I'll put you on widescreen.
[390] I'll put you on widescreen.
[391] She's not that much older than me, is she?
[392] So one in the chat, if you think Jen's dodging the request here and you want her to demonstrate these dances.
[393] I don't know.
[394] Is it that?
[395] I don't know.
[396] I'm still searching her age.
[397] She's 43, right.
[398] Go on, let me see Roger Rabbit, please.
[399] I don't know what the Roger Rabbit, I'm only five years younger than her and I don't know any of these dance moves she's talking about.
[400] She's talking honestly like she was alive in the 60s, like she's some real old soul.
[401] Pam knows the kid in play.
[402] Do you know the kid in play?
[403] I have no idea.
[404] I have literally no idea.
[405] I know.
[406] I don't know.
[407] What do I know?
[408] Superman.
[409] That was not an Elon salute, by the way.
[410] No, the Superman.
[411] There'll be rumours all over the internet clipping that and doing an Elon salute, for Christ's sake.
[412] Can you tripwalk?
[413] Oh my God, no. I am honestly too lefty.
[414] I am a terrible dancer.
[415] Sean put a video up of me dancing at a wedding.
[416] I've got this...
[417] Weird dance that I do when the song Proud Mary comes on.
[418] Big wheels, keep on turning.
[419] And I go a bit crazy, don't I?
[420] Can you remember that?
[421] Oh, I could put one in the chat if you want me to show you the video of Jen dancing frantically at Paul Stansby's wedding.
[422] Oh, that was fantastic.
[423] If you would rather not.
[424] Is the copyright music on that, Jen?
[425] Yeah, because it's got Tina Turner.
[426] All right, so I can play it, but I would have to just mute it.
[427] Put it in a side chat and people can watch it.
[428] It's on your YouTube as well.
[429] No, we need it on the big screen, but we can mute it.
[430] Oh, you can mute it.
[431] I had, unknown to us, Ziggy.
[432] That was the night Ziggy was conceived.
[433] He must have been that dance.
[434] That erotic.
[435] Who would not want to conceive with such a mating dance, mating cry that you did?
[436] I'm trying to, I'm trying to, hold on a minute.
[437] Keep talking while I find this bloody thing.
[438] Ziggy was conceived in Scotland after our friend's wedding.
[439] Oh, I believe it was that night.
[440] There was a couple of nights.
[441] Was it at the travelogue?
[442] No, that was, that was...
[443] On the way back, wasn't it?
[444] Because we did a six -hour drive there and did the wedding.
[445] And then we did a six -hour drive back to Liverpool.
[446] Well, I drove, didn't I?
[447] And you were singing that rock.
[448] Oh, my goodness.
[449] I found it.
[450] I found it.
[451] I found it.
[452] This is brilliant.
[453] I know I really interrupted the Meghan Markle stuff here, haven't I, with this.
[454] I'm more entertaining than Meghan Markle.
[455] The viewers have put lots of ones in.
[456] Yeah, it's about 90 -something percent ones.
[457] You request.
[458] I grant.
[459] Here it comes.
[460] Let me get rid of the Megan one.
[461] It's a shame because you won't be able to hear it with the music.
[462] It's kind of one of those things you've got to feel into it.
[463] Well, you're not stopping it now, Jen.
[464] Here we go.
[465] Oh, man. What do you think of that, folks?
[466] Look at those.
[467] What's that move called?
[468] What's that move called?
[469] Wow.
[470] How am I doing that in heels?
[471] Wow.
[472] We'd rather see Jenna with Meghan Markle.
[473] Oh my God.
[474] What's that bit, Jen?
[475] Is there a name for that?
[476] Rolling.
[477] Rolling.
[478] With such a mating display, who would not want to conceive?
[479] Ziggy in Scotland, yeah.
[480] This mating display formed Ziggy, it was instrumental in the insemination.
[481] People were asking me, I remember some of the comments, people were asking me if I was drinking or a bag of a wizard.
[482] On the white, yeah, they're all saying you must have been on the white to do that.
[483] I was like, no, I'm stone cold sober.
[484] You were just like, last shower to get pregnant basically, wasn't it?
[485] It's that song, it just drags me every time to dance.
[486] So Tina Turner, anything Tina Turner, yeah, I'm on.
[487] Jen's like side -eyeing me with her peripheral vision thinking, I'm not.
[488] Last chance to get pregnant tonight with this loser.
[489] So far, he's been firing blanks.
[490] I'm going to ramp him up with this display.
[491] Right, here we go, it worked anyway.
[492] It worked.
[493] Oh, it worked.
[494] All right, back to Megan.
[495] We were about to show the Megan...
[496] What was it?
[497] The Megan...
[498] Trailer.
[499] Trailer.
[500] Trailer.
[501] If you want to address the comments, Jen, while I find...
[502] Yes, Rocky Mountain Skywalk, everyone has that one song that just does it.
[503] Honestly.
[504] Sean, what is your go -to dance song?
[505] Apart from the Rocky Horror.
[506] Oh, it's going to be the Rocky Horror for Sean.
[507] Yeah.
[508] What's that song called?
[509] The one you always listen to when you sing.
[510] I love you.
[511] Or it's Milli Vanilli.
[512] What was that one?
[513] The Milli Vanilli.
[514] So, whenever I have to go and do a school talk, whenever I go on the road and I've got to stay away overnight.
[515] I do play the Milli Vanilli song I'm Leaving to Jen and do a little dance.
[516] It's not the Time Warp, the song he likes from Rocky Horror.
[517] It's got a woman's name.
[518] What's it called?
[519] Rocky Horror Picture Show one.
[520] I'm Just a Sweet Trez.
[521] From Transylvania.
[522] I'm just that.
[523] Why don't you stay for the night?
[524] Maybe a bite.
[525] Oh, now you can see my women.
[526] Oh, yeah.
[527] Damn it, Janet.
[528] Janet, that's it.
[529] Are you on about There's a Light Over Frankenstein's Place?
[530] No, it's Janet.
[531] Right, guys, here's a confession.
[532] And Sean is like, he's got to change this for me. I've never watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[533] I've obviously seen, I'm aware of the songs.
[534] I've seen the videos for the songs, but I've never watched the Rocky Horror.
[535] I think it's something I've got to do.
[536] Because you've booked this in with your mum to go see it, haven't you?
[537] I saw it in America where they've got the water pistols, the umbrellas.
[538] Yeah, they go all out.
[539] They really dress up and get into it.
[540] Yeah.
[541] Are you going to dress me up as the muscle man in the golden shorts, Jen?
[542] No, you're dressed as one of the trans.
[543] Oh, God!
[544] All right, are you ready?
[545] We're going to get Jen's critique of this next.
[546] Now, have you ever watched one of those movies where the android or the AI person, the way they speak, it's not quite human.
[547] You can see they're struggling to try and say human things to mimic human behaviour.
[548] Well, this is a classic example of that, in my opinion, allegedly.
[549] This is about connecting with friends and just learning.
[550] Let's go.
[551] The best thing about Koreatown, you could go to...
[552] Sorry?
[553] She goes, it's about connecting with friends.
[554] And I was like, she ain't got no friends.
[555] They're all paid.
[556] All ages.
[557] Clubs and karaoke bars.
[558] I was part of a dance cruise.
[559] All that stuff.
[560] You were?
[561] Yeah.
[562] No one talks about all the dances that were such a big deal.
[563] Not the actual dances.
[564] Like the Roger Rabbit?
[565] The Roger Rabbit and the kid in play.
[566] It was just so much fun.
[567] Do you think it was so much fun for Megan?
[568] I don't think it was fun for Megan.
[569] She was the type of girl she wouldn't You know how Ziggy observes the room, the observer?
[570] She strikes me as someone who, when she goes into a room, she's constantly observing what everyone else is doing.
[571] To make her moves like the serpent she is.
[572] That's the vibe I would get.
[573] She looks totally awkward in this video.
[574] Really, really awkward.
[575] That's the first note I sort of felt with her.
[576] How uncomfortable she looks on camera right now.
[577] Look.
[578] Do you think that smile on Roy Choi's face right now is because he's found a new friend?
[579] Put a one in the chat.
[580] Or because he's counting the amount of money in the bank he's making from this collaboration with Meghan while putting up with her nonsense?
[581] Put a two in the chat.
[582] Let's continue.
[583] You and I are so similar.
[584] You and I are like, we should have met.
[585] Oh, Shen, me and you are so similar.
[586] We've got the same shape, faces, and it just goes on and on and on.
[587] If you can't tell that sarcasm, then God knows.
[588] That is him being totally sarcastic.
[589] Like, you and I are so similar.
[590] Like, I say that about you all the time.
[591] I'm like, when you do something outrageous, I'm like, I'll just be twins.
[592] Completely off -key.
[593] That is off -key sarcasm.
[594] We've got an absolute tirade of twos right now.
[595] Terrible twos.
[596] Let's continue.
[597] A long time ago.
[598] Do you listen to music when you're cooking?
[599] I do.
[600] I listen to a lot of lyrical hip -hop, jazz, sometimes speed metal, death metal.
[601] No, you don't.
[602] No, you don't.
[603] What would you do, Jen, if I was listening to metal, like Rammstein?
[604] I honestly wouldn't batter an eyelid, would probably tell you to turn it down a notch or two, but I wouldn't have a real shocked opinion like she has over metal music, no. It's like she's clutching straws to make this entertaining somehow by filling in the gaps.
[605] Do you think this is the entire...
[606] Die verbiage they're spewing forth is completely scripted.
[607] They've got autocues in that kitchen.
[608] And what the hell is she doing?
[609] Just tossing the salad?
[610] Is that her contribution to Roy Choice?
[611] She's kind of laying out meats on a salad.
[612] So she's not doing much.
[613] I wouldn't call that cooking.
[614] That's arranging.
[615] And she hired that kitchen, didn't she, for this?
[616] Did she?
[617] Ja, sie hat eine Fortunne, eine Fortunne, eine Fortunne zu erhöhen in der Küche.
[618] Sie hat eine Toxin -absorbingen Cacti in der Nähe.
[619] Wir werden das Ende der Videobeschreibung, weil es eine lange Zeit ist.
[620] Hier wir gehen.
[621] Was ist Speed Metal?
[622] Das ist Dark.
[623] So I cut these into squares.
[624] Because his name is Roy Choi she goes that instead of saying isn't that the joy of cooking she put her one line in of isn't that the joy of cooking.
[625] She didn't even put it in a script.
[626] That is, Sean, what should I tell you yesterday?
[627] Honestly, these spirits are connecting through me again.
[628] I turned around and was speaking about people who bring whoopee cushions to parties sort of vibes, jokes.
[629] Yeah, yeah.
[630] That was real cheap humour.
[631] I hate it.
[632] It's not comedy.
[633] She's in the garden now.
[634] Let's see.
[635] Look at her earthy tones.
[636] Oh, probably better leave it there if it's just music and the end bit, yeah.
[637] All right, stop sharing.
[638] There we go.
[639] And get back to seeing Jen big.
[640] There we go.
[641] So, thoughts on this show?
[642] Viewers, put them in the chat right now.
[643] Are you all going to be tuning in and waiting for Lady C's reaction?
[644] Wholesome.
[645] I mean, that's a very, very polite way to put it, Katz.
[646] Wholesome.
[647] I just, I think of the amount of money that was put into this series, they could have got comedians in to write the script.
[648] Funny people, because that joke was tasteless.
[649] Nearly every movie coming out of Hollywood is completely dumbed down to a level of humour that even Ziggy wouldn't find it funny.
[650] It's pathetic that they spend billions.
[651] It's like this machine just grinding out this crap.
[652] Like we said about Gene Hackman, there was a time when the movies that he was in in his early years, thoughtful movies, and then Hollywood just completely dumbed down after the millennium.
[653] He got out of the biz.
[654] And it's just continued to be like this vestigial entity now that's in its dying days.
[655] And a symptom of that is this pathetic, woke, censorious mindset that creates this garbage humour.
[656] We can't have anything funny anymore.
[657] Exactly.
[658] Correct?
[659] I can't understand it.
[660] I've got a real...
[661] Short list of comics that I can listen to.
[662] Ricky Gervais, Daisy May Cooper.
[663] That's about it.
[664] There are a few more, but I can't speak to mind.
[665] But I cannot stand tacky comedy.
[666] There's something in me that makes the hairs on my back stick up and I have to just switch off there and then.
[667] I think it's the whole when people try too hard.
[668] And I get that vibe with this whole, that that's going to be the theme for...
[669] This whole series of Meghans that I will definitely be clearing my whole day Tuesday to watch.
[670] Can't wait.
[671] It's just desperate.
[672] It just stinks of desperation.
[673] Sadness.
[674] I know.
[675] And before we go, I think we should end on a note, a certain note, because if Ziggy has the hope of getting a sibling note and focus on Jen's her, because Joe Rudd has put...
[676] Loving her, Jen, looks fabulous.
[677] If you weren't tuned in earlier, Joe, I was comparing, I said to Jen, you are a snowy dove compared to crows.
[678] And the Mona Lisa is effectively a crow.
[679] You are the person for artification of a work of art. I've got that in the house.
[680] I don't need to go to some old museum in France when I've...
[681] Am I going a bit overboard, though, folks?
[682] You did, you did.
[683] I can smell that's where the desperation is, right there.
[684] So, if you want us to come back tomorrow, I said, Jen, we've got to start doing these every day from now on.
[685] Honestly.
[686] Our chemistry, our band's witty riposting resonates.
[687] And Jen said, okay, I'm up for Monday to Friday.
[688] It's a Friday.
[689] We don't have a work week in this house.
[690] Every day is a work day.
[691] The sun rises, we work, the sun falls.
[692] But when we continue to work into the night.
[693] If Ziggy has a calculated nap tomorrow, we can do one.
[694] Condition.
[695] He usually has a nap around 1 o 'clock, Jen.
[696] It's between 12 and 1.
[697] I can get him to bed better than you can because mummy perfect here.
[698] So we just need you to have your 3 a .m. premonition.
[699] Oh, my God.
[700] Yeah.
[701] And we'll perhaps save the cactus story till tomorrow.
[702] I'm sure I'm desperate for it.
[703] We need more little Seans.
[704] Come on.
[705] You've got to get Jen to catch up.
[706] Thanks, Katz.
[707] With Elon and his 13 kids.
[708] I mean, Ron's closer to that goal than I am, isn't he?
[709] He is a breeder, Ron.
[710] Ron, you're a super breeder.
[711] That's fantastic.
[712] Ron's got a live coming up.
[713] I'll have a quick check.
[714] Not be scheduled yet, but I'm sure he's been doing a lot of coverage about fear this week.
[715] I think he's going to try and keep that going.
[716] All right.
[717] Thanks for tuning in, folks.
[718] Hopefully we'll be back tomorrow if the stars align.
[719] Much love and respect wherever you are in the world.
[720] Take care.
[721] Hope to see some of you tomorrow and watch out for Ron's shows later today.
[722] Thank you for tuning in.