#140 - Brendon Walsh (Part 2)

[0] Yeah, a stand -up show in a sex shop, though.

[1] Isn't that a weird area for a sex shop?

[2] We were joking about that.

[3] Well, me and a couple of the others were talking about, like, I feel bad kind of for the customers because a friend of mine or somebody was saying, like, could you imagine, like, a girl who's, like, been working up the courage to go in and get...

[4] Her first vibrator or whatever, you know, some repressed chick.

[5] And she finally works up the carriage and walks through the door.

[6] And the guy's like, so I'm finger blasting my girlfriend.

[7] And there's like a whole bunch of people sitting there.

[8] And they all turn and look at you.

[9] Like 30, 40 people all turn and look at you when you come walking through the door to get your vibrator.

[10] I've been to sex shops before.

[11] There's this fucking feeling when you walk in there where you like go.

[12] If someone saw me right now, they would think that I'm one of these sick fucks.

[13] They would think that I would be one of these twisted people that's obsessed with sex.

[14] I'm walking through this store where they sell rubber pussies and porno DVDs, and everybody's real quiet.

[15] It's real dead church quiet there.

[16] No one wants to talk.

[17] Not a lot of eye contact.

[18] There's no one recommending products.

[19] The people who work there are always super cheery and sociable, it seems.

[20] What is that, Brian?

[21] I was just showing you that it says bandwidth load.

[22] Do you have any crazy downloads?

[23] You got Smurfs 3D downloading somewhere?

[24] I don't think so.

[25] Bandwidth load, it says, maybe something's wrong with cable.

[26] But no, nothing's going on, man. Sorry.