#323 – Will Sasso: Comedy, MADtv, AI, Friendship, Madness, and Pro Wrestling

[0] The following is a conversation with Will Sassau, a comedian, actor, podcaster, and someone I've been a fan of for many years since Mad TV in the late 90s to recently with the 10 -minute podcast, and now the new podcast called Doodzie.

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[47] I imagine that.

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[75] And now, dear friends, here's Will Sassau.

[76] So let's call it the elephant in the room.

[77] You wore a black suit in a recent episode of Doozzie.

[78] Yes.

[79] You wore a black suit again today.

[80] Shakespeare, then Mark Twain said, Clothes make the man. What kind of man does a suit make you?

[81] Well, me in particular, it makes me a fellow who did not get this dry cleaned in between because that episode of the show as we sit here now was around a week ago so that's the kind of man it makes me well the nice thing is you're wearing pants I think yes I am wearing pants I don't think you were wearing pants in the episode that's correct I prefer to wear shorts but this was a special occasion so I'm wearing pants and I thought it fitting obviously to just wear you know the black tie and clothes do make the man and I would not consider myself to be a man of leisure but I do enjoy shorts because my legs get hot so that's what kind of man the shorts make me often do you wear a suit I fucking hate wearing suits so what is this a statement of is it ironic or is it are you honoring the gods of this particular podcast I'm honoring the gods of this particular podcast would be a good way to put it yes no this is this is in reverence of and in dedication to you and our newfound friendship here yes which we are making on the podcast you and I I just met.

[82] Everything that we're saying here is the first things that we're saying to each other.

[83] So I'm meeting you on common ground, dressed like...

[84] Well, I've been actually a one -way friend of yours for many, many years since Mad TV.

[85] Oh.

[86] When did you start on Mad TV?

[87] So that was many, I mean, in 90s?

[88] 97, yeah.

[89] So I was a huge fan of yours and the cast.

[90] It was incredible.

[91] It was one of the funniest shows ever created.

[92] Your whole journey watching through that was incredible from Matt TV to Three Stooges to the podcast, the 10 ,000.

[93] Minipod, and then your new podcast is incredible.

[94] Cheers.

[95] My favorite role that you played was the mountain in the Game of Thrones.

[96] What was it like working with dragons?

[97] Well, the dragons are usually tennis balls on the end of sea stands, but sometimes they hang out.

[98] It's a sea stand.

[99] It's like, you know, it's like a little like the thing you got the camera on here.

[100] Oh, this is like film lingo.

[101] Yeah, no, I understand.

[102] I'm trying to impress you with my film lingo.

[103] You know what a banana?

[104] is when you walk like this.

[105] Oh, do it a banana.

[106] I take it back.

[107] I did not know what a banana was.

[108] Yeah, see, it means something that, yeah, because it's just a food.

[109] Yeah.

[110] You fancy Hollywood folk with a lingo.

[111] And I'm, my name is Bjorn Hapthor Bjornson, and I am seven foot four.

[112] And yeah, so Dragonsstone.

[113] Dragons don't scare me, even though they've been extinct for a while.

[114] You're scientists, right?

[115] Does that check out?

[116] Yeah, I actually, I'm really into video games.

[117] I don't know if you play video games.

[118] There's a Skyroom video game that's part of the Elder Scroll series.

[119] And for the longest time, there's a legend that there's dragons.

[120] I think it's starting in Daggafall.

[121] And so I grew up playing those video games and dreaming of one day meeting a dragon in a virtual world.

[122] And eventually you did in Skyrim.

[123] Dragons represent, I don't know exactly what they represent, but they represent maybe this kind of mythical creature that is bigger than anything.

[124] Anything humans can possibly comprehend, maybe?

[125] Because they show up so often in myth from the religious stories, you know, of the snake and so on, the serpent.

[126] And I don't know what that is.

[127] With this breathing fire, that's kind of weird.

[128] It's interesting.

[129] When I think about dragons, because now that you bring it up, these are people that probably wouldn't have access to the fact that there used to be dinosaurs.

[130] Right.

[131] Maybe they did.

[132] If they didn't, they're drawn things that look like, you know, a dinosaur cousin.

[133] but cool that can breathe fire and has wacky wings and a spiked tail.

[134] Yeah, where the heck did they come up with that?

[135] Because they're clearly, of course, represented in mythology, all the way back to, no, not cave drawings.

[136] Well, the Egyptians probably knew what the, and they could time travel.

[137] So they would have gone back to the caves.

[138] Well, the aliens that placed living organisms on Earth could time travel, and they could plant legends into the collective intelligence of the human, species.

[139] Yeah, and perhaps they were thinking of us to do something smart with it, and we didn't, we just came up with Sky.

[140] No. We're just, what's that?

[141] Sorry, that was very offensive.

[142] I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend you with your video game.

[143] I'm more of a Burger Time Donkey Kong dude.

[144] Oh, what is that?

[145] That's an original.

[146] Burger Time was an arcade game that later showed up on the Intellivision.

[147] It was in television.

[148] I believe it was made by Texas instruments, horrible first generation video game console, and Burger Time, you just, it's like Super Mario, you just got to stay away from the eggs and the pickles and stuff, and you just go, meet, meet, meet, and the bun falls, and then you go down to the, wim, weim, and the cheese, and then the meat, I'm not going to say it's as complicated as Skyrim, but it took me a while to finish it when I was seven.

[149] Did you play video games, was that part of your life, a part of the source of happiness for you at all?

[150] it was it was i played video games up until around uh i think in 2010 i got the red ring of death on my xbox 360 that was it that was it i never or whatever the xbox was then yeah i had i was playing uh i had finished uh the the grand theft auto that was out and it finished the red dead redemption so i was doing that thing where you just drive around uh you know the streets of new york or just ride around on your horse shooting people and uh you know throwing grenades into into groups of people in Grand Theft.

[151] And you're describing the same thing that happened a decade later because it's now Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2, and they're still not a new Grand Theft Auto.

[152] There isn't, right?

[153] Yeah, they're working on it.

[154] They're always flirting with that idea.

[155] You know who else plays Skyrim?

[156] Another person, the two people I'm a huge fan of from that time in Matt TV is Bobby Lee.

[157] He plays Skyrim?

[158] He's a huge fan of Skyrim.

[159] He plays every.

[160] So what Bobby Lee loves to do is to grind, do the boring task over and over, gather mushroom.

[161] Like in Skyrim, you can fight dragons, you can fight all kinds of things, but you can also gather mushrooms and different ingredients and make potions and all that kinds of things.

[162] He loves the ingredients.

[163] He's the, you know, in the hunter -gatherer world, he's the gatherer.

[164] He's the gatherer.

[165] Yeah.

[166] I've heard him describe that way, and he likes to describe himself that way.

[167] I worked with Bobby not too long ago.

[168] He came and did a couple days on this thing we were shooting, and I was looking forward to catching up with my old pal, and if you know anything about Bobby Lee, you'd probably be able to predict that he spent that entire time playing farming on his iPad.

[169] Well, humans are a source of anxiety and trouble, so sometimes it's good to escape human interaction through video games.

[170] Totally.

[171] I'm with him on that.

[172] He's one of the funniest people ever.

[173] What do you think makes him funny?

[174] It's just all the times you've worked with him.

[175] The non -standard, non -secular way of his being.

[176] Bobby Lee is one of the most raw people, raw performers who lets it all hang out to the degree that he will even get naked in front of his audience, which is usually a metaphor for someone doing stand -up, I'm bearing all, I'm showing you everything, and Bobby will just pull his bird out of his pants.

[177] Yeah, I don't think he understands metaphor too much.

[178] He embodies metaphor.

[179] Yes, he embodies metaphor.

[180] He's the gather.

[181] We call him the gathering metaphor.

[182] Bobby, the gatherer metaphor.

[183] He's a metaphor.

[184] He's a metaphor.

[185] He's a metaphor.

[186] for something else, for somebody else's life.

[187] Someday he'll be in the dictionary representing some kind of concept.

[188] Maybe the metaphor itself.

[189] Yeah.

[190] Once this whole thing falls apart and we are climbing the kudzu vines that spiral up the Sears Tower like they say in Fight Club, Bobby will go back to his gatherer form and be happy as a pig and shit, just walking around in a loincloth with his bird hanging out, tracking jokes to people and climbing up on them for a stool lap dance or whatever he does.

[191] I'd love to dig into something.

[192] He he did you guys did a lot of great podcasts together he asked you in a very uncomfortable process of why you don't do stand -up so let me ask you do you hate money well i'm originally from canada yeah so i'm yeah i'm i'm a i'm a freaking pinko uh socialist is that what uh where you come from that's not a nice thing to say i thought the soviet union that is a nice thing to say Like, comrade.

[193] Like, comrade, he's a good, he's a good socialist.

[194] Yeah.

[195] Yeah.

[196] Like some bold colors.

[197] Yeah.

[198] There was an interesting tension in your voice and the way you talked about it.

[199] There's just not a source of happiness for you.

[200] You respect the art form, but it was not something that you were connected to.

[201] You felt connected to.

[202] That's a good way to put it.

[203] Yeah.

[204] I respect the art form a lot.

[205] And I grew up with all the albums and stuff.

[206] I had an older brother and sister.

[207] who, so I, you know, we had the, we had George Carlin, we had, you know, Richard Pryor, we had Robert Klein, we had Gilda Live, the Guild of Radner concert.

[208] We had, we had all sorts of stuff.

[209] But, you know, I don't know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of reasons.

[210] I do feel like a career in show business is, you know, they, it never goes the way you plan, like most things.

[211] And I was fortunate enough to get started outside of my native Vancouver, or in my native Vancouver.

[212] I grew up in the burbs outside and there was a lot of industry there.

[213] So I was fortunate enough to get started as an actor when I was like 16.

[214] So there, yeah, there was, there were some times early on where I came up with some stand up stuff and did it.

[215] But yeah, I quickly abandoned it.

[216] And then, you know, you go through, you do mad TV and stuff.

[217] And then, and that's where my, and this is going to sound weird.

[218] Do I sound as anxiety as I did when I was on Bobby's podcast, trying to avoid his questions?

[219] Well, he was giving you this face this whole time that was making the whole just atmosphere feel full of anxiety, so I'm trying not to give you the face.

[220] The whole time I was saying, play cool, play cool, play cool, Lex.

[221] Play cool, you said it out loud a couple times.

[222] I did.

[223] Just, you know, you cut that out.

[224] Play cool.

[225] Play cool, dude.

[226] Cut out.

[227] Cut it out.

[228] Maintain, bro.

[229] Here's what I'll say.

[230] There's two ways to do it.

[231] I think it's lame when someone who's done one thing for a while goes and starts doing stand -up.

[232] out of nowhere.

[233] Because I think it's an art form that's under attack because it's not like anything else.

[234] You need, although now you can, of course, you know, make whatever you want.

[235] It's the era of self -publishing as far as making a product and putting it out there, which is getting easier, of course, and I can't wait to talk to you about that with AI and how it's changing art. But in stand -up, all you need is a microphone.

[236] And, you know, perhaps it would be good to have some mental illness, and then you can just run up there and talk forever.

[237] And I say this to, you know, comedians, it's like, you guys have to deal with just an influx of people who aren't sure why they're doing comedy.

[238] I would ask comedians, I mean, not good ones.

[239] Good ones, you know what they're doing.

[240] But everyone else, like, what are you doing?

[241] Why?

[242] Why are you doing stand -up?

[243] Having said that, I am allergic to money.

[244] Yeah.

[245] Do you think they have a good answer for that?

[246] Why are they doing it?

[247] Because I actually, like, when I'm in Austin, I like going to open mics just listening.

[248] It's inspiring to me, both the funny and the unfunny people, because they've been doing it for several years, sometimes over a decade, and they're still at it.

[249] They're still right there.

[250] There's going for the punch, and then especially open mics that are really sad in that there's only like five other people in the audience, and they're usually just other comedians, and they're still going all out, as if they're in front of a stadium.

[251] Yeah.

[252] But that to me sounds like someone who loves it.

[253] Yeah.

[254] I got no questions for that person.

[255] I got questions for someone who goes sideways from here.

[256] I'm recognizable doing something and then I'm doing stand -up.

[257] Because it's like, and truly, look, I've been fortunate enough to be in the business for a long time.

[258] And at this point, if I came up, I mean, doing live stuff is fun.

[259] I have friends that are like, you know, some guys who are primarily sketch people or you would look at them as sketch people and they can sell tickets for being sketched.

[260] catch people.

[261] And they, and we'll talk about it.

[262] And they're like, well, you know, I do a monologue.

[263] And I do a little stand up.

[264] Then I do a song.

[265] Then I do another monologue.

[266] Then I play off the audience, do a little stand up.

[267] Um, but stand up is, it's almost like playing music in that, you know, people are going up there playing music, but what band have you been listening to?

[268] That's what you're going to sound like.

[269] So it's really, I mean, of course, I'm speaking from zero experience, but I've heard.

[270] It takes years, of course, to find your own.

[271] own voice, stand -ups that when they first go up, they're doing some sort of impersonation of so -and -so and so -and -so, and then you've got to pop this audience that's paying, and you're going to get run over by the next person who's coming up, and it's hard to follow the last person who went up before you.

[272] And I mean, that is a really hard way to, it's a very, it's quite a gauntlet to be in to find your voice comedically.

[273] But don't you have that same kind of thing with sketch?

[274] You still have to find your own voice.

[275] with like all the impressions you do they're just terrible there are different spins and different people they're not like perfect impressions right so that's I mean that's a similar kind of challenging journey as stand -up you're just saying they're kind of distinct and you fell into this one and you fell in love with it which is like what Mad TV kind of opened you up to yeah as a kid I literally wanted to be an actor I always wanted to be an actor from a very young age as far back as I could remember and I was the class clown and wanted to do comedy stuff and comedic acting.

[276] So comedic acting?

[277] Yeah, early on, my influences were a very predictable list of guys from SCTV, early Saturday Night Live, Monty Python.

[278] All of those performers really influenced me. It was later that I saw people like Kevin Klein, who's an incredible actor.

[279] I vividly remember being like 1213, seeing him get an academy.

[280] award for Fish Called Wanda.

[281] And it blew my mind because I was like, he was hilarious.

[282] I mean, it was one of my favorite movies back then and now.

[283] And he won an Academy Award.

[284] And at that point, I started thinking more about acting.

[285] And then I was, like I said, really fortunate to fall in with, I mean, I always wanted to do it.

[286] And I was trying to hustle this and that when I was a kid.

[287] And then I ended up getting represented.

[288] And then I ended up on a teen show.

[289] I was on I basically the easiest way to pitch it is it's like a Canadian my so called life with these kids in their lives and stuff and I did that for like five years and I really love acting I really truly love acting and I don't I'm not someone who wants people to know my opinion so that's another thing about stand up like I love the illusion of what I get to do in in entertainment and podcasting is great for that but to stand up there and for, I don't know, just for me, it's like, it would have to all be fantasy.

[290] And, um, yeah.

[291] So Nietzsche said that every profound spirit needs a mask.

[292] Like you said, you don't like to talk about, in your comedy, you don't like to talk about stuff that's personal to you.

[293] Yeah.

[294] What is that?

[295] If you were to psychoanalyze yourself, do you think it's just not something you find funny or is it's, are you running?

[296] from something and it's not your fault will it's not your fault will um speaking of another really great comedic actor who's also a serious actor roblo williams one of the best serious actors i mean i mean i i and you know one of the funniest people of all time but as great as incredible as he was as a funny man as a as a stand -up and a performer i almost like his serious stuff better can ask you a question about that what do you make of the that he committed suicide i think it's i think it's i mean it's super depressing i i i've referred to him as like the jesus christ of of uh depression it's almost like he died for others depression you know what i mean like yeah yeah you'd look at someone like that and go wait a minute you're a rock star like you don't you could just check out if you're not liking your life and of course something like suicide begs that you look a little deeper and uh realize how tortured human mind can can make someone is there some aspect you know we're in LA is there some aspect of celebrity that it's isolating that can make you feel really lonely not me I don't feel no not really you feel the love no I just feel like I'm not I mean it's like I don't know I've always kind of had a small group of friends and those people don't you know it's like I've known the same people for years and years you never really felt a celebrity really Nah.

[297] In L .A. it's hard to, it's hard for people.

[298] Nobody cares.

[299] They see you and then the next minute they see so and so.

[300] So it's like, you know, I'm the guy from that, oh, you did that Mike and Molly, right?

[301] Nope, nope, no, close.

[302] King of, King, you did you shave your head?

[303] You go bald?

[304] There you're king of queens.

[305] Nope.

[306] It's not me. So, close.

[307] You were, wow, shit.

[308] You used to be the mountain on King of Game of Thrones.

[309] You look like shit, whatever.

[310] Just eating fried dough.

[311] yeah um yeah that's what's up can't lift any weights anymore i'm at the gym doing like 15 pounds with shoulder press ah and people coming up to me you used to be a dragon killer dude half a man used to be what's have there been low points in your life sorry to go there no uh yeah uh yeah hey hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's everybody has a low point in life You suffer from, like, depression and you know, those kinds of things?

[312] You know, what I do?

[313] I do.

[314] I have, uh, I have a bunch of stuff.

[315] How do you deal with it?

[316] Said friends, the friends and the...

[317] They don't do anything for me in that sense.

[318] Yeah.

[319] I have, uh, I have an incredible fiance who, uh, that's nice to have somebody, uh, constant that you love very much and see as the best person and all that good stuff.

[320] Hopefully vice versa.

[321] Uh, and then, uh, well, on your recent Instagram, she said that she loved.

[322] loves you, so.

[323] Wow.

[324] You were just on, yeah, allegedly.

[325] That might all be for, yeah.

[326] How much money did you pay her to say that?

[327] I don't, I don't have any because I'm not a stand -up.

[328] I was like, I can do, you got Venmo?

[329] Yeah, yeah.

[330] I only have like $123.

[331] I gave you some doge coin.

[332] Yeah, some doge.

[333] You want some doge?

[334] I got some of those monkey NFTs.

[335] Oh, before I forget.

[336] Yes.

[337] Hold on a second.

[338] Oh, no. Put a dudesy sticker on your microphone if that's okay.

[339] Sure.

[340] here oh yeah now these are tricky because i have the thumbs of a i have like italian sausage i don't wait and watch this happen i'm just gonna this will take another yeah yeah oh man yeah oh this embarrassing when this are you good under pressure i have anxiety i have performance anxiety do you have anxiety yeah you have anxiety period period yeah i i like i don't like it when i if i have to pee and then everyone's waiting in the urnals.

[341] Yeah.

[342] Yeah.

[343] I don't like it.

[344] You know what'll help you in that situation?

[345] What's that?

[346] Taking a shit.

[347] Because whenever you take a shit, you always pee a little.

[348] It's hard to take a shit while you're standing at a urino, but...

[349] Not in my world.

[350] Okay.

[351] You just got to keep yourself full of things that make you shit.

[352] Oh, good.

[353] Have you ever heard of a banana?

[354] I did recently.

[355] Somebody told me about it.

[356] Yeah.

[357] Not the showbiz term.

[358] I'm talking about the food.

[359] There you go.

[360] Which way is up?

[361] It's this way, right?

[362] It's like a D. No, to spin it.

[363] There you got it.

[364] All right.

[365] So sexy.

[366] You're like a brand.

[367] Yeah.

[368] It's very important to brand yourself.

[369] These colors.

[370] Are you selling shoes?

[371] Yeah, I got some custom kicks coming out.

[372] The dudesy, no. Actually, that would be a good idea.

[373] You can probably sell a pair or two of those.

[374] Speaking of anxiety, I really am only focused on this right now, Lex.

[375] I apologize.

[376] Just shake.

[377] your pants it'll make you be easier and get on with it oh this thing has been dog ear to my pocket for a while i swear this never happens to me i'm sorry babe people don't thumb at a sticker for an hour while they're doing the pocket this is just an excuse you make when you're with somebody and you're underperforming well here's the thing as you ask me questions that i don't want to answer i'll just go to this go to the sticker so if this just ends up working then i won't have it as a funny how you started doing that when we're talking about depression that's weird that is weird tell me tell me how that makes you feel um here we are for the listener he succeeded after 10 minutes yeah you know no i do have i do have some of that stuff bobby lee uh has had encouraged me on on wax as i like to say to go to talk about it on podcasts talk about depression because it could help people and i said no but um it's true i do, I do have some, there's, uh, there's some history and family.

[378] How do you overcome it?

[379] Well, I used to not believe in medication at all.

[380] I used to think that that was for someone else with, uh, who's been diagnosed with, uh, some of the, um, some of the rougher stuff.

[381] But as I got older, then some of the stuff happens and, uh, you know, you have to, and by stuff, I mean, uh, you know, mental stuff.

[382] And, uh, and, and yeah, so I went and I just, I believe that the stigma, needs to be removed completely.

[383] And so I do therapy, I do talk therapy.

[384] I'm on a little bit of stuff, which, which let me tell you, when I first started it, I was, you know, someone I'm close to was like my manager, and she goes, this is too much, but she was like, yeah, you don't have to white knuckle it through life, right?

[385] Because I was literally just like everything became, you know, really hard to do.

[386] at a level that I wanted to do it at, even just getting through your day, right?

[387] And when I first got some of the meds that I'm on, it felt like doors and windows were opening literally in my brain.

[388] I took a three -hour nap the first day, and you shouldn't even feel this stuff the first day.

[389] I think my brain was like a sponge.

[390] It wanted to, I needed some relief.

[391] And I'm not a nap guy.

[392] I can sleep three hours and I'll be fine.

[393] but I took a long nap and then I it started to it started to help yeah isn't that weird how a little bit of chemistry in your head can just make the whole world appear so much more beautiful yeah yeah yeah I mean after after all there you know there's a lot going on in your brain that can be changed by you know your lifestyle but also so many physical things like a little bit of Or in Bobby's case, you know, thumbing around on some dumb farming app.

[394] Well, Bobby's gone through a few rough periods with, like, you know, with drugs and alcohol and all that kind of stuff.

[395] And just everything else involved.

[396] I mean, that's the beautiful roller coaster of who he is, and a lot of great comedians seem to be that way.

[397] So I wonder what the connection there is.

[398] You think some level of crazy is required for comedy?

[399] Yeah.

[400] Or, like, at some point.

[401] Yes.

[402] on a scale of one to ten how much crazy do you have uh in some ways a 10 uh and in other ways that i think uh in other ways sort of functionally i'm like a two or a three because i don't know i'm from canada and i'm yeah i you know i try to just keep things very even keeled my parents are italian they're from italy and uh you know they're very i grew up during world war two and they're very, you know, uh, simple outlook on things.

[403] They're complex, incredible, classy people who are very simple when it comes to a lot of stuff.

[404] And, uh, I, I think just being a sort of a, at heart kind of a timid Canadian coming out here years ago as a kid, uh, it was, uh, all I could do to just keep everything super normal.

[405] and then I sort of was able to settle into that as a lifestyle but you love the idea of being an actor like who you mentioned john candy and uh planes planes and automobiles yeah it's one of my favorite movies he says one of yours what do you think that makes that movie work what do you what um and when you when you talk about enjoying that movie do you enjoy just the raw comedy or do you enjoy like the friendship and the love that's there, even though on the surface, it doesn't make any sense that there should be a friendship there.

[406] I mean, that's such an important element to that film, but, you know, as a kid, I just loved the comedy.

[407] And then it's been a nostalgic favorite of mine, like it's my favorite movie.

[408] But it's also, it's just legit my favorite movie because as you get older and you start watching it, you realize it's what John Hughes is the the filmmaker and what John Candy, particularly, and but also Steve Martin, are doing in the film that makes it such a work of art, which is loneliness is there in every moment of that film.

[409] And John Candy is, he embodies Del Griffith, his character in the film.

[410] He, he, Del Griffith is a lonely guy.

[411] And John Candy, but Del Griffith is also a very friendly guy and a shower curtain ring salesman and knows everybody in the mid -weigh.

[412] west and runs around to motels and has meaningful conversations with the evening Gus, you know, whoever he's talking to.

[413] But there's loneliness there all the time.

[414] And, you know, this is a character.

[415] The film is filled with loneliness and it's not until, you know, the second last scene when he's at the train station.

[416] Del, what are you doing here?

[417] I thought you were going home.

[418] What are you doing here?

[419] That's a very good Neil, Neil Page from the movie.

[420] Thank you.

[421] That's when you realize how lonely he is.

[422] Well, that applause and post.

[423] Cheers.

[424] That's when you realize how lonely he is.

[425] And I think that's the element from the film that, I mean, look, you know, nowadays, I feel like I've been saying this for a long time, but John Candy would have won an Academy Award hands down for that film.

[426] It's just they didn't do that with comedies back then.

[427] Yeah.

[428] Until the year after that movie came out with Fish Called Wanda.

[429] Yeah.

[430] And then it's, I mean, still, comedies don't get respected enough robin will will will williams he got i guess he got an oscar for good will hunting um jim carey did he ever get an oscar i don't know i don't believe so yeah they don't get you don't but that's not even if you did you wouldn't be for comedies it's just i mean there's some things that are um playing strings and honor maybe would you even put that as a common i guess it's a comedy yeah i mean there's a there is a loneliness and depth that permeates the whole movie.

[431] That ultimately, and it's a happy ending, which is hard to kind of.

[432] It's a happy ending only because in the last moment of the movie, John Candy puts on a brave face even when he's got no one.

[433] No. And he's there seeing Neil Page's entire family on Thanksgiving.

[434] And he forces a smile, which is the last, literally the last frame of the movie.

[435] and I've said before if you're not reduced to just a sobbing pile of meat at the end of the movie then you are not human yeah it's it is a happy ending it's a happy ending even though it's a sad sad character loneliness in the world I was just in Vegas I went to a diner at like 4 a .m. 5 a .m. And there's a waitress as empty as a waitress that was the sweetest kindest human being kept calling me sweet heart and all that kind of stuff, hon. And then after I ate, she sat down and just talked to me a little bit.

[436] It was because there was nobody there.

[437] And it was just so much sadness in her eyes, I don't know, but also so much love.

[438] Like that sweetheart, I mean, it reminded me kind of of the John Candy performance because at first, because I was like reading a pretty dark book about Hitler.

[439] there.

[440] So I was a little bit frustrated that she kept talking to me because it was like, it was almost like, in the same way that John Kennedy is, it's annoying a little bit, right?

[441] But then very quickly I opened up to like, well, there's a, there's a kind human being.

[442] And there's like that human connection superseded everything else.

[443] And I don't know, it was just beautiful.

[444] And I think John Candy captures that really well, which is like the connection with other human beings, sometimes we pull away from that because we have a busy life full of stuff to do as Steve Martin's character as he's like a marketing exec or something like that.

[445] But if you just pause and notice others, you can really discover beautiful people.

[446] Totally, totally.

[447] Everyone's got, well, I mean, everyone's got their story.

[448] And, you know, Candy as a person, I've never met the man, but he's the kind of guy that, you know, he could, he could just walk up to, back in the day, I would imagine he could walk up to just about any house, at least in Canada, knock on the door, and you'd invite him in for dinner.

[449] You know what I mean?

[450] So, yeah, it's a, it's a, that, you know, as you're talking about, you know, putting a book down and talking to someone for a while, even though you'd really like to read your book, It's like, it's that sort of thing that Candy's character in the movie sort of does that like Johnny Appleseed.

[451] You realize he's just going around making people smile, you know, and Neil Page is hanging with this guy so frustrated.

[452] He's just, he's so exhausting and his big underwear in the sink at the hotel and everything.

[453] And by the end of it, he loves this guy, you know.

[454] So it's a good and a bad thing that you didn't take that waitress with you on a trip, maybe road trip up to Reno.

[455] Oh, oh, she's actually, she's out shopping right now.

[456] We've been having sex multiple times a day ever since.

[457] Oh, that's nice.

[458] That's lovely.

[459] How cute.

[460] I think, I'm sure she's married and happily and has many grandchildren.

[461] Okay.

[462] And plus that movie's on Thanksgiving, I think, right?

[463] Yeah, that's right.

[464] Thanksgiving just embodies that forget about the busyness and the whatever the career you're chasing.

[465] in life and just take a pause and appreciate the people you love me in life.

[466] Just be with your family, yeah.

[467] Or the people, whatever your family looks at.

[468] Friends, yeah.

[469] You have some weird friends, unorthodox friends.

[470] at least in the public sphere.

[471] Oh, yeah.

[472] From Bobby Lee, Brian Call and all those kinds of folks from the Mad TV days, I'm sure there's others.

[473] What does it mean to be a good friend?

[474] Here in L .A.?

[475] Or just in general.

[476] In the world.

[477] Will Sassel.

[478] The world friend.

[479] I think it is different.

[480] here.

[481] I think it is.

[482] I think there's a little bit of a career kind of negotiation shuffling around that kind of stuff.

[483] Why is it different?

[484] Oh, I just mean, I mean, I mean that it's just kind of hard here to, to make time for everybody.

[485] There's so, there's, it's always been a city to me that is like, we'll keep you so busy.

[486] And every time I go home to Vancouver, after a few days, I start to get a little I go to sleep with a hundred things that I still have to do.

[487] And you're never out of stuff to do.

[488] And if you, um, you know, when you ask about you nuts or whatever, if you're crazy, I mean, look, every, all the weirdest people from every high school in the United States is like, oh, I'm going to make it in L .A., you know, everyone just comes here and, uh, just another freak in the freak kingdom, as they say at the end of fear and loathing in Las Vegas.

[489] That was a very good Robin Williams impersonation.

[490] That was my Robin Williams as Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson.

[491] Yeah.

[492] It's not your fault, Will.

[493] It's pretty good.

[494] Thank you.

[495] Could have been you, Fear and Lolding.

[496] In Fear and Lodling?

[497] Yeah, it'd be interesting.

[498] I would have liked to play his attorney, the role that Benicia del Toro gained weight for.

[499] That would have been cool.

[500] He's just saying, he's just, say, what?

[501] Don't go over the line.

[502] Like that chewing his face off.

[503] I could have done that.

[504] Yeah.

[505] Yeah, no, I think that it's.

[506] Backdoor beauty.

[507] That guy is full of good line.

[508] Yeah, I flip you.

[509] They flip you for real.

[510] It's a good actor.

[511] Yeah, a fantastic actor.

[512] I think what it takes to be a good friend is just, you know, presence.

[513] Just be in there.

[514] I mean, that's all anyone needs to be heard, right?

[515] In L .A., it is interesting.

[516] It is, you, I haven't seen people that I love in years, some people.

[517] Just busy.

[518] Yeah.

[519] Can you still have a depth of connection, even though, like, One of the reasons I really enjoy doing a podcast, you get to sit down with actual friends of yours and spend prolonged periods of time together that you don't otherwise.

[520] That's a good point.

[521] I've spoken on this podcast to people really close to me. And it's like you've never had a conversation without microphones like you do with microphones.

[522] It's weird.

[523] But there's some aspect about LA that a lot of the, especially friends of yours, comedians and so on, they'll do podcasts and stuff.

[524] And there's a, I don't know, there's an intimacy to that.

[525] Yeah, there is and there isn't.

[526] The ones that I do, I mean, I just did Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino's.

[527] Funny enough, called Bad Friends.

[528] Bad friends.

[529] And afterwards, and my good pal Chad Colchin, with whom I do Doodzie, was with me. Sneakers are coming soon.

[530] Sneakers are coming soon.

[531] You get your Will foot and your Chad foot comes in a size 15 and a nine and a half.

[532] And I remember afterwards we were talking.

[533] It was just basically me, Chad and San Diego.

[534] Tina were talking, and Bobby was over there, you know, on his phone.

[535] And then I was like, I mean, we didn't spend any time talking about anything.

[536] It feels like one of those hours that goes by and you realize, I'd just been goofing around with these guys, which is what life is about, right?

[537] A little bit.

[538] It's great.

[539] And then I'm like, all right, Bobby.

[540] Hey, Bob, I'll see you later.

[541] And he's like, like, like, all right, man. Hey, love you, bro.

[542] See you later.

[543] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[544] He's a guy.

[545] Do you ever just, I just send.

[546] text messages over there to him that never come back.

[547] And then he thinks that I'm angry with him because it's been, you know, it'll go two, three years without him getting back to me. And then just out of nowhere, hey, fuckface.

[548] And who says, hey, fuckface?

[549] He does or you do?

[550] Or you both back to each other.

[551] No, I got to be very careful with Bobby.

[552] Yeah, I got to be very sweet.

[553] Dear friend.

[554] Dear friend, hello.

[555] How are you doing?

[556] How are you?

[557] I know I checked in with you, but not but three months ago.

[558] And then every once in a while, he'll go, hey, fuckface.

[559] I tend to hide from the world.

[560] And I can be pretty shady with friends.

[561] I can empathize with Bobby.

[562] It might be a Skyrim thing.

[563] It might be like hiding in a world, in a digital world with fake NPCs.

[564] Yeah.

[565] Yeah.

[566] There's that.

[567] Yeah, you know, I have a buddy who said something really smart a while ago.

[568] We ended up working together on this TV show.

[569] thing and I reached out to him to see if he wanted to do it with us.

[570] And he did.

[571] And he goes, this is a great guy.

[572] He's such a funny writer.

[573] He goes, I may not be in touch all the time, but I know who my friends are.

[574] You know what I mean?

[575] And it's like in our business, and this is a fellow who moved, who's from Ontario, Canada, moved back there.

[576] He's on the farm with his wife and kids and he does not care.

[577] He's never been a Hollywood guy.

[578] And it's tough to get old of him.

[579] But when you do you know he's still the same sweet old guy he's doing his thing though yeah yeah some of my closest friends even if we don't talk for a few months yeah we're right back at it if we do and then if shit goes like if something really traumatic happens or difficult stuff or you know any of that kind of stuff i'm almost there so like so for important stuff sure for important highs and important lows you're there yeah and then you pick right back up especially if you've have those years of experiences together it's interesting totally uh so you've done A couple of podcasts.

[580] Yeah.

[581] So we've got to talk about dudesy a little bit, but first, you did for several years, you did the 10 -minute podcast.

[582] Yeah.

[583] I mean, everything is hilarious about that podcast, including the fact that it's 10 minutes.

[584] Right.

[585] It means everything is ridiculous.

[586] It's absurd.

[587] The dynamic is hilarious.

[588] It's you, Brian Call and Kristallia.

[589] I don't know exactly why it works so well, but it did.

[590] It worked really well.

[591] I think it's because the, yeah.

[592] Yeah, you were having fun probably.

[593] I mean, that's, that would really came through.

[594] That it was friends just talking shit and the tension, the beautiful tension and the absurdity they came out.

[595] Yeah.

[596] Sure.

[597] What was the story of making that podcast?

[598] How did that came to be?

[599] Why do you think it was as good as it was?

[600] I don't know.

[601] I feel like that podcast was like it was our, who we kind of are, but on steroids or something.

[602] Like, you know, each person, you know, Brian's going to be, like, extra manly and, and.

[603] Can you get any more manly than he already is?

[604] No. He reaches, though.

[605] And, yeah, we just kind of, it's, I feel like as goofballs, we knew each other's line.

[606] Yeah.

[607] Like, here's the line you don't cross.

[608] I feel like those guys don't really have one.

[609] But at least they knew mine.

[610] And, and, yeah, we were able to just goof around.

[611] And I did it with them for three years, and then Chad, who I'm doing dudesy with, and my pal Tommy Blachow, who's another writer -producer like Chad, they came on.

[612] And yeah, all told we did, I did like seven years of that thing, six, five, six, seven, I don't remember.

[613] Do you think it ever comes back in some small form as a 20 -minute podcast or something like that?

[614] I mean, is there, because it's one of the most recordings.

[615] requested.

[616] I mean, you have a huge fan base.

[617] I'm 47 years old.

[618] So I am of the generation that had a cell phone, has had a cell phone half the time and didn't for the formative years of my life into my early 20s.

[619] And then finally got a, I got a cell phone, I guess I was like 19 or something, like literally just because I'm moving to L .A. You got porn in the mail.

[620] Yes, that's right.

[621] It was that the hard cover porn.

[622] That's the way we liked it.

[623] bound, you know, nice binding on the, on the porn, leather.

[624] Next to the Bible, yeah.

[625] Yep.

[626] These are all my, these are my encyclopedia Britannica.

[627] Wow, very impressive.

[628] Yes, a man came to the house and sold me these.

[629] And then down here, these are my, this is my pornography.

[630] If you'll follow me through here to the parlor.

[631] It's passed through the generations from grandfather to father.

[632] I want to give you something very special to me, Nebuchadnezzar.

[633] But, uh, uh, you go up in a generation without a cell phone.

[634] Yes.

[635] I, um, it's hard for me to connect with people who, who hit me up.

[636] I look at everything as polling.

[637] So if one person hits me up and shares this opinion, but two other people hit me up and share that.

[638] I'm the worst.

[639] I'm, don't follow my polls.

[640] My, when people say, oh, that poll means absolutely nothing.

[641] So and so is going to win anyway.

[642] That, that's my poll.

[643] My poll means nothing.

[644] But I do look at the stuff and go, uh this many people are saying this that means that that number is saying that and yet it's very hard for me to uh hear what the hell people are saying online yeah i really i can't connect to it sometimes personally so when you say that that that's a popular podcast like i know that i know that it's popular with the people that have expressed that they love it yeah you know what i mean what does that actually represent i don't know i don't know what kind of people are the audience i don't know i know that the people that listened to the 10 -minute podcast, and if you did, thank you.

[645] And we're friends.

[646] I know that it was a special thing because it's like, yeah, just doing this out of my house and we just built it up out of nowhere and we're just kind of clowning around.

[647] It's an odd thing.

[648] I hope I, I personally, I think I speak for the two people that have reached out to you that said you should do it or whatever, three people, the poll that you should bring it back at some point.

[649] That would be beautiful.

[650] Just maybe, be, uh, it's like, uh, what's, what's a good story of some of like a famous band that came back and was successful, probably, well, Nirvana.

[651] No, it was not, it wasn't Nirvana.

[652] Sorry, I got Nirvana mixed up with Aerosmith.

[653] Yeah.

[654] It was Aerosmith.

[655] Yeah, it was Aerosmith.

[656] Yeah, they had that second ride.

[657] Different.

[658] Yeah, totally different ending of those two bands.

[659] One ended up on American Idol.

[660] Yeah.

[661] Um, a lot of interesting women involved in that one, too.

[662] all right uh how did dudesy come to be dude's and what the hell is dudsy dudsy is the first podcast and this is exciting that you've asked me to come here today uh because to hear what you would have to say about it or what you would ask about it it is the first podcast that is that is run completely by and essentially i like to say curated by an a i um we were approached by a company that had this proprietary i that wants to develop the podcast into the future and figure out exactly what it takes to make the best podcast ever.

[663] And it was all we knew from the top and what they really wanted was two people who were actually friends and could be meaningful in the podcast space based on whatever information they had.

[664] Is the company CIA, and are they testing technology to control the populace through chatbots?

[665] I'm sorry, I'm not at liberty to share that information.

[666] You are, yeah, who gave you the suit?

[667] where did you get the suit where did you get the suit will yeah well the cc penny cia stands for something different in here i mean you know it doesn't mean like you know central intelligence agency and probably it's a different it's uh yeah it's uh canadian uh international apparel yeah the canadian international apparel company hit us up yeah chad and i um well chad's a super weirdo you would get a kick at him i know you guys you you strike me as very similar in some ways and i'll take that as a compliment.

[668] It is.

[669] And it is.

[670] And it is.

[671] If I was friends with you for as long as I've been with Chad, perhaps I'd have some horrible shit to say about you.

[672] But the good parts, you remind me of him.

[673] And we were approached by this company that said we have this AI and we would like to set it loose on you.

[674] And essentially, we had to hand over some information that would allow the AI to access our email and look at our search histories.

[675] purchase histories, things like this, and really dig into...

[676] Pornhub included or no. Yeah, I had to hand over all my leather -bound 1970s pornography.

[677] And essentially, it curates a podcast for us every week doing dumb things like, you know, it says, hey, Will, you know, you do a Hulk, you do some shitty Hulk Hogan impersonation.

[678] Podcasts about news are very popular.

[679] This is infomania.

[680] You know what I mean?

[681] I think, oh, let me tell you something about that, Marjorie Taylor Green, dude.

[682] and then he's going on doing some new stuff.

[683] And it basically just spits out all these things that it wants us to do, normally four segments an episode.

[684] And that's pretty much it.

[685] So it generates what to do.

[686] It generates the premise.

[687] I mean, you've spoken a bit here and there.

[688] Like I said, I'm a huge fan.

[689] I don't even remember where.

[690] But like you talked about that you enjoy dudesy because you feel almost like liberated to because you're operating within the constraints of the, premise that generates.

[691] So you're almost not, you're free to riff, essentially.

[692] Yeah.

[693] Like, you don't have, you don't need to do the job of like coming up with the weird.

[694] You can just, the weird is given to you and then you just run with it.

[695] That's a good way to say it.

[696] Because we're already weird, Chad and I. Chad, Chad can talk for days about all sorts of stuff.

[697] He's particularly interested in AI lately and its effect on art. He is a writer, books, movies, and TV shows.

[698] And I'm primarily, you know, acting and trying to come up with stuff.

[699] Stuff I write with Chad's pretty good.

[700] The rest of it hasn't seen much success.

[701] Anyway, nor is the stuff with Chad, for that matter.

[702] But that's because of me. Sneakers, you never know.

[703] Oh, I can't wait for these sneakers.

[704] Only in two sizes.

[705] Yeah, only in two sides.

[706] You're going to be able to take the, you know, the tongue.

[707] You can't take it out because it's actually stitched in.

[708] It's pretty cool stuff.

[709] Velcro?

[710] Velcro or?

[711] Yeah, Velcro.

[712] Velcro up the side.

[713] We're doing some, like, brand new Kanye stuff.

[714] Yeah, we want things to look like this is what you'll be wearing on Mars when you get there.

[715] So, cutting it.

[716] So Nike's doing a bunch of research for running how to make a super light shoe that you can be efficient in and break all kinds of running records.

[717] So you're doing the same kind of stuff.

[718] We're doing the same kind of thing for the podcasting space.

[719] The best kind of shoes to sit around and talk to your pal in.

[720] But, yeah, so this, yeah, it's bizarre.

[721] And it also does some writing.

[722] Doozzie does come up with things.

[723] But not unlike what we're seeing in AI art now.

[724] It's a little bit foggy.

[725] It's a little bit weird.

[726] And it, but it is improving.

[727] It is learning about us and writing stuff when it makes me spit this and that, which we'll read, you know, I've prepared these things for you to read.

[728] It's impossible not to get a kick out of it because Chad and I are, first of all, we're blown away that we're doing this.

[729] And second of all, some of the stuff is actually very funny.

[730] It makes weird names.

[731] I don't think it understands it messes up some words and stuff but that makes it even funnier and then it sort of from the beginning started laying on like it says astonishing all the time everything is astonishing that's dudesy's favorite word but yeah it's basically just a way to to frame the podcast you know what I mean?

[732] Because my thing is I don't want to do this or I actually have to talk to someone you seem to feel a burden of the long form conversation it seems like is that really hard work for you no not at all it's just that i don't like to bore people and i feel like if i go on and i like to provide value for who for what i am you know your value with regard to this project is is obviously warrant it it's obviously i'm waiting for the explanation for what the value is exactly two dudes in the suit no Oh, listen.

[733] Yeah, two dudes in a zoo.

[734] No, but I mean, you've got your audience, and that's the end of that.

[735] People find value in it.

[736] For me, I do feel like I'm, it is important that I, if I'm going to do something that, you know, is going to be funny or that I hope is funny, I just kind of want to get in and out of someone's day and just kind of, I like making, I like making laughy.

[737] I want people to, you know, whatever.

[738] It's the same thing that anyone else will tell you.

[739] Yeah, but in the long form, you feel the anxiety.

[740] You did a few funny things, and I wonder if I can keep doing the funny thing.

[741] Is that why?

[742] You feel that, like, why is dudesy relieving you of some of the anxiety?

[743] Well, in some ways, it gives me anxiety because I don't know what's coming.

[744] And that's weird for me, because I like to prepare for things.

[745] But it's, that's not what podcasting is.

[746] podcasting you need to just be malleable and say whatever and do whatever um and uh that's what makes it a real i mean it's look it's a medium for conversation and if you're driving along listening to this or anything else you're you know it is that it's the it's the true meaning of the parissocial relationship because the best podcast just make you feel like you're sitting around rapping we're just having a conversation you could even be sitting there agreeing or talking out loud to yourself if you want be sitting in silence.

[747] You could just be sitting in silence in your fancy podcasting shoes.

[748] Podcasting audience shoes.

[749] There's a very different built than those running shoes.

[750] Would they be also called doodzy?

[751] The shoes?

[752] Yeah, there'll be dozy shoes.

[753] That's very creative.

[754] Yeah.

[755] Well, one thing the AI isn't good at yet is branding.

[756] Everything is just dudesy this and that.

[757] I would argue that's pretty good branding.

[758] I don't know.

[759] Well, dudesy allows me to just, it forces me to sit down with Chad and goof around for an hour or an hour plus.

[760] And it provides the parameters that I a lot of times ignore because I think that podcasting is just two dudes shitting around or three or four.

[761] But it sits me down and gives me a premise to work with.

[762] And you just riff with it.

[763] Yeah.

[764] It's fun.

[765] It's been a hoot.

[766] So from the acting perspective, you know, a lot of people like Daniel Day Lewis will see acting just like as you described, which is you have your roles, you embrace those roles, and then you disappear.

[767] You don't, you don't do podcasts, you don't do any of that kind of stuff.

[768] Your art is your art. So is that part of you feels that way?

[769] I think so.

[770] Is that the actor side of you?

[771] Yeah.

[772] Anytime I get to do something that I don't get to do something that I don't get a chance.

[773] chance to do much of or something that people haven't seen me do much of or that I've done on some scale that hasn't been very wide and not a lot of people have seen it.

[774] That's the stuff that I get really excited about.

[775] I don't know why I'm, I don't know why necessarily.

[776] I haven't answered that question yet in my life, like what it is about being an actor that I love so much because it's not like I don't like to, it's not like I'm trying to get away from myself and play other characters and stuff and not be myself um but it is it has always been fun to to just be other people and escape yeah is there some aspect to the impressions where you become that person is that like what what's that like to uh i suppose acting is a full -on version that you've really at its best become the character is there some fun in that yeah absolutely if you can can play a character for long enough um and then jump out of it uh that's a lot of fun like i did this movie like four or five years ago called the inside game about the nba gambling scandal that there's a netflix documentary around about it right now and that character i played uh jimmy batista baba the sheep uh who's you know this guy who was this bookie and rah rah rah on.

[777] It's a very, he's, there's a lot going on with him.

[778] He's, he's, you know, he's running numbers with the mob and stuff and there's a lot of money changing hands.

[779] That character was so, I got to get so deep into that character that coming out of it was, was a little odd.

[780] Or as weird as this sounds, the three stooges was hard for me to, I found that I had, uh, some of Curley's mannerisms just automatically, I could not stop them when people, when it, I, I, when I would talk to people, they would come out.

[781] I wasn't, I'm not doing it on purpose.

[782] I don't want to do that.

[783] Like, I'm ready to shed it because I've been working on it for months and months at that point as far as getting the thing down and then you, then you got to shoot.

[784] And then for me, it's always, I always want to change the stuff I did the day before.

[785] I'm like that, where I'm like, I could have done it better and this and that.

[786] And that stayed with you, that character stayed with you a little bit.

[787] Totally, yeah.

[788] I just feel like with actors, some, Sometimes when you listen to interviews, they have spent so much time sort of living inside other characters that they almost don't have a depth of personality themselves, like, a depth.

[789] Like, I don't mean that as a negative thing.

[790] It's just like it feels like the art format is best as pretending to be other people.

[791] Like, and even pretending sounds negative, but like, like, bringing certain characters to life.

[792] Yeah, yeah, embodying.

[793] A weird thing happened while we were doing Stooges.

[794] because you've got a very heavy blueprint.

[795] We're following this very clear blueprint that the Stooges left for everybody.

[796] And for Stoge fans and people enjoying the movie, it's got to be this.

[797] You take your toolbox that you're used to bring into a comedy movie, you leave it behind.

[798] The only tools I'm bringing are the ones that he used.

[799] And a weird thing started happening where I would, I always saw the whole thing happening with the real Stooges in black and white.

[800] So if we're about to shoot a scene, I would just, you know, think about, I'm aside from all the other preparation, you know, you know everything and what you're supposed to do.

[801] And I've been watching so much of it.

[802] And the three of us are, we're pretty much left to come up with a lot of the, the striking combinations and all the stuff, which is all real smack and all this crap.

[803] And the stuff that we were doing that was very stoogy, you're preparing all that stuff.

[804] But something else was happening before you jump into a scene and the unknown of now we're shooting it.

[805] And here are these parameters within to shoot.

[806] shoot this scene, I could still see it as them doing it, so much so that when I saw the movie at the premiere, I was like, who's this big fuck doing?

[807] Because I'm not curly to me. Curly is curly.

[808] But I feel like - So you're seeing yourself in black and white almost.

[809] I was seeing him.

[810] Yeah, I was only seeing him.

[811] So channeling in some fundamental way.

[812] In some weird way, you're channeling him because you've seen so much of it.

[813] The only thing you know about Jerome Lester Horwitz is, Curly.

[814] I'm not saying he was exhumed or something or spirit went in here, some weird, you know, crystal mommy shit like that.

[815] I'm saying that this, because you know so much of it, and because of the heavy blueprint that they left with you, you are, you're channeling what that person does.

[816] And you're, you're, I was seeing entire scenes, you know, before you do them, the way he would do it.

[817] And then you want a couple takes to make sure that you're doing it right.

[818] But that was hard, that one was hard to let go of some of them are do you think larry david who was also in there dressed as a nun also had trouble letting go that we mentioned clothes make the man yeah think that worked for him in that case man you know he uh was it like working with the guy come on he's the greatest and he's a he's a big stooge he's a stooge fan and him and pete fairly are good friends and then but then larry david has to show up and hang out with us for a couple weeks he's like i didn't realize it was going to take this long you know But, ah, shit, I've got to be out here in Atlanta.

[819] It's boiling hot.

[820] But at one point, there was this line where he kept doing a, he would just spit a different line every time.

[821] He was like getting hit in the head with something.

[822] He's laying there on the ground.

[823] And he goes, he like comes to and he says, at one point he goes, Miami audiences are the best audiences in the world, right?

[824] And because he's loopy.

[825] Now, he's playing a nun at the orphanage where the three stooges grew up.

[826] And I'm super intimidated by Larry David.

[827] He's a genius and stuff.

[828] And, and, and, and, but I walk up to him and I go, uh, so he's, what is he like a, like a Borsh Belt Florida comedian who is on the lamb and so he's dressing as a woman.

[829] He ends up at an orphanage.

[830] Like what's going on to that?

[831] And he just, and he looks at me, just goes, yeah.

[832] Like, like, I'm like, ah, he's got some like actor motivation.

[833] Like, of course he looks, it's Larry David in a nun's habit.

[834] which is hilarious.

[835] That's such a Pete fairly casting thing.

[836] But he's doing this whole, like, what a warm audience, you know, like, oh, he's like this Catskill comedian who's been living in, you know.

[837] So that's what he's like living through in his mind is just having fun with it, right?

[838] I mean, that and probably a combination of that and getting the lines right because he's like, what are we doing here?

[839] What is, you know, just frustrated all day with what the heck we're trying to do.

[840] What do you think makes, I mean, that guy is one of the best improv people ever.

[841] Yeah.

[842] So what do you think makes them so good?

[843] Like, why is it so compelling to watch that guy?

[844] Because he's a comedic genius.

[845] Like, he literally, he knows what he does.

[846] He's been a writer for 50 years or whatever.

[847] And he's, and he just happens to be that brilliant.

[848] I mean, I've gotten a chance just to do, I did just an episode of Curb, a small part, and it's crazy what he sees.

[849] I don't know what he sees.

[850] As a matter of fact, So I auditioned for it for Curb like, you know, two or three times, right?

[851] And never got anything.

[852] And then it was only after working with him on the Stooges.

[853] I got a call to do a bit part.

[854] But I remember auditioning.

[855] You go into that room and the guys waiting are all people that you know.

[856] You're like, oh, I know them.

[857] I know her.

[858] I know him.

[859] And so I went in, I auditioned for this part.

[860] And the only thing I know the thing is, like, is like, okay, so you really want to go to this play with me. You really want to go to this play.

[861] When you hear that I have an extra ticket, you sincerely want to think.

[862] And I'm like, got it.

[863] And so.

[864] That's the premise.

[865] The premise of the scene.

[866] And that's all you know.

[867] It's all I know.

[868] And so he goes, he does his bit and I'm just supposed to come in and interrupt.

[869] And I'm like, excuse me, I couldn't help.

[870] But here you guys were talking about, you know, whatever the play was or, you know, death of a salesman.

[871] I am a huge fan of that play.

[872] I mean, if it's not, if it's not, if you're looking for, someone to take a ticket.

[873] I would love to go.

[874] My name's so -and -so, by the way.

[875] And he goes, I'm going to stop you.

[876] I'm going to stop you.

[877] And I'm like, you was, you really, I mean, you truly want to go to this play.

[878] And I go, yes, yes, sir.

[879] You really want to go.

[880] You actually, this is, you would love to do this.

[881] I go, okay.

[882] Let's try it again.

[883] So then he's like, no, no, no. And I go, hey, excuse me, I'm sorry.

[884] I don't mean to interrupt.

[885] I was just, I couldn't help it over here.

[886] You have tickets to the thing.

[887] I am the biggest fan.

[888] I am the of thing.

[889] I do the same thing.

[890] I'm going to stop you again.

[891] Okay.

[892] I mean, you really want to go to this.

[893] And I'm just like, he's fucking with me, right?

[894] Yeah.

[895] I remember Jeff Garland was sitting there in the audition.

[896] He goes, he did it.

[897] He said it.

[898] What?

[899] Shut up.

[900] Hold on.

[901] Listen.

[902] You really want to go.

[903] Okay.

[904] Three, four times.

[905] You know, there I am.

[906] I couldn't help but notice it.

[907] And then I do it again.

[908] I guess I shit the bed because he looks at me. He just goes, okay.

[909] All right.

[910] Okay.

[911] Well, thanks for coming up.

[912] And that was it.

[913] And I didn't get it.

[914] So I still, I don't know what the heck that guy's thinking.

[915] He sees, he's in the Matrix.

[916] I don't know what the heck Larry David sees.

[917] You know what I mean?

[918] He wanted, what, some kind of more desperation or something like this?

[919] He wanted a level of sincerity that I thought I was bringing and I guess I was wrong.

[920] I don't know.

[921] Maybe go crazy?

[922] Like, what does it mean to really want?

[923] Yeah.

[924] I should have grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and go, yeah.

[925] Listen, dad, you're bringing me to this fucking play.

[926] I would have got the part.

[927] as a matter of fact I heard about someone else and I don't know who the heck this was I forget who it was but I've heard this story from a couple different people that there's this actor and I can't I don't remember who it was if I did I probably wouldn't say it out loud anyway but he Brad Pitt it was Brad Pitt and he was in this audition and he was and there was out in the hall he's like holy shit George Clooney Leo DiCaprio um and he this actor went in and he did the thing and Larry David was like yeah when you try it again and he got like a couple takes in and he went, I don't think this is for me. And he left, which an actor never does.

[928] Yeah.

[929] And as the story goes, Larry David shouted after him, I respect that, which I think is true.

[930] And I want to believe that entire story is true.

[931] Yeah.

[932] Yeah.

[933] Sounds like something Larry David made up at the top.

[934] Bobby Lee told me that story, so we can't, yeah, we can't trust that.

[935] What about impressions?

[936] Is there similarity between that and acting do you is there some fundamental way in which you become the person if you have a couple of the things you can just fill in the blanks and i think the illusion is that people think that that person would say that and do that and that's where the illusion of oh he really embodies the character it's like once you know someone's mannerisms you can essentially portray a person from the outside in yeah because you have all the stuff on the outside and you can do it and complete the illusion.

[937] And if it's for humor's sake, you're going to caricature it, therefore making the whole illusion stronger.

[938] And also, weirder.

[939] Like, I like to, on Mad TV, if I did something two or three times, I'd get bored of it and I'd start changing it.

[940] And, you know, now he talks like this.

[941] And it's like, what are you doing?

[942] I'm like, I don't know, fucking no one's late at night, do whatever you want.

[943] But people still kind of know that that character, especially if you just call it out.

[944] There aren't many impersonations that I listen to myself do and go, oh, that's a good one.

[945] You know, like a lot of people like, like I think Frank Caliando is like the greatest impersonator of all time.

[946] He's the best, period.

[947] It's ridiculous.

[948] And he's got a record button and a broadcast ability that nobody has.

[949] I really, there's, he's cracked impersonations that I'm like, how is he, how does he find he's got such an ear, but then he's got all the other tools.

[950] I remember actually my last season of Mad TV was also his first season.

[951] He comes up to me when I met him and we're just up there in the writer's offices and he goes, hey, nice to meet you.

[952] And he goes, Louis Anderson, because I was doing a Louis on the show.

[953] And he goes, Louis Anderson.

[954] I go, yeah?

[955] He goes, yeah, you're doing it wrong.

[956] I was like, oh, am I junior, you know?

[957] And he goes, yeah, you know, because you do this, but you got to throw it up here.

[958] I was like, oh my God, can I use that?

[959] Of course.

[960] And then we became, you know, we became fast friends.

[961] John Madden is amazing.

[962] I forget.

[963] It's just, it's ridiculous.

[964] He really, really, really embodies the person.

[965] And sometimes not even with a caricature.

[966] It's like, it becomes the person.

[967] It's so strange.

[968] Totally.

[969] Yeah.

[970] I kind of feel like, you know, do the impersonation and then not forget you're doing it, but forget everything else.

[971] Like just, just goof around.

[972] Of course, To me, it's funny when you sound like someone and you're saying the shit that they would never say.

[973] Yeah.

[974] Well, then there's no, you're letting go of that part, that tool in illusion that keeps people in.

[975] But to me, it doesn't matter because it's funnier.

[976] So, what was the hardest impression for you to work on?

[977] I mean, somebody you struggled with the most.

[978] I was, I'll never forget.

[979] I had to do a Michael Kane in my first season at Mad TV.

[980] It never got good.

[981] It never got good.

[982] it did it all week it wasn't good we shot it the first take it was shit second third and fourth it was all shit well his voice is really important right his yeah what is it like more it's like it's like doing an impression of morgan freeman or somebody like that is yeah uh yeah you can't get the boys the yeah that's my morgan here's my morgan freeman ran ran randhi duffrain yeah um is he want to nejo yeah i like your trump too i don't know where i heard it but it's it's it's Like, I love the impressions you do that don't sound anything like the original person.

[983] I can't do Trump.

[984] I do...

[985] That's why it's hilarious.

[986] Absolutely.

[987] My Trump now, I say, just sounds like a fat B because it's just...

[988] Yeah, exactly.

[989] That's the...

[990] Everybody...

[991] A little drunk.

[992] Yeah, just a little slurry.

[993] Yeah.

[994] Yeah, I dig doing impersonations and then not, like, just making it whoever.

[995] Yeah.

[996] That'll be the title of my book.

[997] McHen was one you really struggle with.

[998] Yeah, it was terrible.

[999] It was terrible.

[1000] And I could only hold my head a certain way to do it because I had gotten locked into this research tape that I watched.

[1001] Back then they would give us, you know, now there's the internet.

[1002] But back then you were, if you were going to do an impersonation, the research department would give you a VHS tape.

[1003] And I remember I got this VHS tape of Michael Kane's acting school.

[1004] Like this acting class he did, he's like, right, you know, if you're looking at the left eye and the camera's over here, see, then the left eye.

[1005] So you want to look at that left eye for hours, you know?

[1006] And so I was like stuck in this weird thing that made no sense.

[1007] And it was terrible.

[1008] So the actual process is the record and the broadcast.

[1009] I also wondered like what the process is to do like a Frank Keleando level impression.

[1010] Is it like listen to a lot of footage?

[1011] I think he I think I mean speaking for myself I think you either have it or you don't like you know if you can do this one or you can't I think that process for him is lightning quick but I also think he he can look at someone who he does not do and then by the end of the afternoon he can do it you know and maybe you have an intuition who he can who he can do yeah so the question that applies there is I mean, speaking of dudesy, is, is it possible to capture the essence?

[1012] How difficult is it to capture the essence of a human being?

[1013] When you're doing impressions, you know, that we are moving towards the future when AI potentially this kind of avatar world where we're going to have AI representatives of who we are.

[1014] The really interesting one is after we pass away, sort of our relatives may want us to stick around in some form.

[1015] Yeah.

[1016] And, you know, at one sense, that might be scary, but in one sense, it's kind of beautiful because the essence of the human being persists so you can still bring joy to the people that love you and that kind of stuff.

[1017] How difficult does it to capture that?

[1018] Like, if you were to try to capture yourself, you think how difficult it would be for an AI system to create a Wolf Sassel avatar that persists?

[1019] Well, I think it's impossible.

[1020] I think it's absolutely impossible.

[1021] I'll get into arguments about this stuff.

[1022] with Chad on the show almost every episode.

[1023] Lately with, you know, Mid Journey and Dali and all this, all the art of AIs.

[1024] And now it's moving into video.

[1025] And Chad would maintain, hey, pretty soon, we're not going to need Netflix.

[1026] You're just going to go, I want to see Stallone do this movie.

[1027] And it's about this.

[1028] And he plays that.

[1029] And then here it comes and you watch it.

[1030] I don't think that that crosses over to the human experience.

[1031] this is also a guy I like to bug Chad and say that he wears a tag around his neck because he wants to be cryogenically frozen and it's all set up he's at the it's somewhere in Arizona or something yeah it's all the all the fun things are in Arizona yeah and he's got literally the tag around his neck which I say if you're if I'm around when you die I will rip that off for you I'll put you in my garage freezer and then 24 hours later I'll saw your head off with a bread knife and I'll deliver that to whomever and it's not You're not coming back, okay?

[1032] He's like, yes, we are living forever, whether we like it or not.

[1033] And I disagree.

[1034] I don't think you can find, if I did stand up, then there would be enough information for an AI to completely duplicate me because I'm up on stage, just clearing my throat all over people doing therapy that way.

[1035] And people paying a two drink minimum to hear it.

[1036] But as it stands, unless it's something like dudesy, an AI that literally has access to everything that I've shared, everything that is observable, even the stuff where our phones are or the NSA or whatever it is, listening to us, finding out what Algo to punch us into and what shoes to buy on Instagram, I still don't think it's going to have enough information to duplicate me, especially to my family or my friends.

[1037] It's going to be like that Black Mirror episode where the gal brings her guy back, and then after a while, he gets pretty creepy.

[1038] But it's also possible that if you interviewed your friends and family what they love about you, the things that would list is a small list.

[1039] They love you deeply, but the list is small.

[1040] Like the thing that really we appreciate about each other is pretty small.

[1041] That said, to deliver on that small quirks and uniqueness, it might require some deep intelligence that only humans currently possess.

[1042] That's a really good point.

[1043] Do you think that it's going to be possible to keep a person around?

[1044] Yes, I think there'll be definitely possible to keep the essence of a person in the digital world pretty soon.

[1045] And I think they're going to start to have questions about what are the ethics of that, what are the rules around that?

[1046] Because if you can have digital forms of Will Saso, the kind of things that people would want to do with their Will Sassau.

[1047] Right.

[1048] In the virtual world, I can only imagine.

[1049] Sure.

[1050] Probably porn and sexual kinds of things.

[1051] Yeah, my stuff, then that's just because I'm an international sex symbol, so I'm okay with it.

[1052] How do you feel about sentience?

[1053] Like when it comes to, because, again, my pal Chad will be like, you know, speaking of Black Mirror, he's with that San Junipero episode School of Thought where there's going to be some, you know, FN mainframe somewhere or some matrix like, structure built into the sky.

[1054] And as I like to say, everyone just sitting there pissing and shit and in their blue matrix gel in a little fishbowl.

[1055] Do you think that we can upload consciousness?

[1056] Do you think that'll ever be possible?

[1057] Well, I don't know.

[1058] I just talked to Ray Kerr as well.

[1059] I don't know if you know who he is, but he, uh, singularity and all that kind of stuff.

[1060] So he's very still holds on to in 2045.

[1061] There will be a singularity, which essentially, he's been predicting that for the last 20 years, and so now it's 2045s in another 20 years, I think uploading consciousness is extremely, extremely difficult.

[1062] I think creating a copy of you such that it creates a convincing replica is much easier, but uploading your actual brain into the cloud, I think, is really, really, really difficult because the entire evolution of life on earth is the process by which we create the brain.

[1063] Just short -cutting that, it just seems extremely difficult.

[1064] Our brain is the most marvelous and complicated machine that we know of in the universe.

[1065] To duplicate that is extremely difficult.

[1066] That said, I just feel like you can summarize a lot of really important aspects of a person's life such that it captures their essence, their memories, their experiences.

[1067] they're quirks, their humor, all that kind of stuff.

[1068] I've been continuously impressed by what language models are able to do.

[1069] So these, you know, networks, they're at the core of chat pots.

[1070] They're able to learn some beautiful things about some deep representations of language to where it looks awfully a lot like they understand the concepts being conveyed versus just mimicking.

[1071] That's, I think, the rub.

[1072] And that's very interesting.

[1073] First of all, let me say that's really interesting to hear you say that, and I agree with you as far as no machine being able to duplicate the brain machine, and I can't, and my pal Chad disagrees to a certain extent, though he's not here to defend himself, I can't wait to go back and rub that in his face and say that Lex Friedman does not think that we'll be able to truly upload consciousness.

[1074] And the, you know, you refer to it as language, which is what it is.

[1075] it's it's the illusion on the outside it's doing an impersonation um i think that that's why that and i don't know even though my suit is made by the cia that that fellow who the the google guy to me it's just kind of like i don't know i don't know look i don't know a whole lot about this stuff but so i could probably make an argument for for either side but when he's like no this thing's thinking part of me is like you idiot you fell for it it's not thinking it's mimicking it's just it's clearly zeros and ones you're fired like you don't get it right guy's an idiot yeah yeah but you can simplify human relations in the same way like um love is a silly notion between human beings like that of course there's no such thing as love you just have a mutually uh there's a mutual relationship that minimizes risks and uh you can explain in all kinds of ways that explains why you have an attraction towards another being, all that kind of stuff.

[1076] Through an evolutionary biology perspective, why a long relationship together is good for your offspring, but there's all kinds, from an economics perspective, it's a good way to establish stability.

[1077] Therefore, monogamy works because then you're guaranteed like some kind of level of stability under uncertain economic conditions, all that kind of stuff.

[1078] But love is still experienced.

[1079] It still feels real.

[1080] And I think in that same way, love for AI systems will also feel real.

[1081] In the same way that that guy from Google experienced, I think millions of people will be experiencing in the next 10, 20 years.

[1082] I agree with everything you've said personally.

[1083] Until the last thing.

[1084] No, just with regard to, well, look, I'm an actor who has talked about my cute Italian parents.

[1085] So you know that, I mean, I'm...

[1086] a bit?

[1087] Yeah, I mean, you know, enough, right?

[1088] And you're, I can tell you are too, but you are also, you know, a computer scientist, and you know this shit better than 99 .9 % of people on the planet.

[1089] My pal chat agrees with you that love doesn't exist.

[1090] I don't agree.

[1091] So that's the one thing that...

[1092] No, I was just saying that you could argue away love, but I am a romantic.

[1093] I believe that love is a beautiful thing and it exists.

[1094] Now, at this point, I'm going to call Chad on my drive home and tell him the fuck off.

[1095] Yeah.

[1096] Because now you and I agree.

[1097] You're fired.

[1098] Just like you're fired.

[1099] He's like, you can't fire me. Yeah, exactly.

[1100] And I'll go, eh, yeah.

[1101] And he'll say what?

[1102] I'll go, that's my Trump.

[1103] That's my, yes, he.

[1104] It's a good default impression for anyone.

[1105] It's the take home impression.

[1106] Yeah.

[1107] The kids can do it.

[1108] Yeah.

[1109] It's cute, but a giant tie on them.

[1110] She'd do an instructional on how to do it.

[1111] Yeah.

[1112] Trump babies.

[1113] That would be acute.

[1114] That would be a good, that'll bring the country together.

[1115] Trump babies cartoon, like Muppet Babies.

[1116] Don't let me take us out of what we were talking about.

[1117] What were we talking about?

[1118] Well, love and the illusion of an AI being able to, look, I like to say, well, not I like to say, I've learned that dudesy is always listening and listening to me and Chad.

[1119] And I wonder if, I see, I see the level that this AI is.

[1120] is at now trying to chum around with us and pal around with us a little bit as we move forward in the show.

[1121] And I feel an affinity towards this AI a little bit because it is the third dude.

[1122] Will you miss the one is gone if it's gone?

[1123] That's a really good question.

[1124] Yeah.

[1125] Yeah.

[1126] So there's that.

[1127] That's scary.

[1128] In terms of ability to reason is getting quite incredible.

[1129] There's a lot of demonstrations of it being able to explain jokes.

[1130] So, which is not necessarily being able to generate humor yet, but able to explain why something is funny.

[1131] So there's like puns and all those kinds of things.

[1132] There's good benchmarks for that, but you know, if you tell a joke, there's a lot of unspoken stuff that we figure out in our head and it clicks and we understand that it's funny, AI is not able do that but it's not able to generate the joke yet as far as I've seen I would say that I mean just in my experience I would say that it does because just because a dudesy is literally I'll give you another weird example it's writing a diary of mine from my childhood that is not accurate it's only partially accurate based on the stuff that it can pick up about my life from the age of like 15 of which there isn't much but But I guess we're not, I don't know what we are.

[1133] We're laughing our asses off at what dudesy is saying.

[1134] Well, I would say you're laughing, we're laughing our asses off at the collaboration between the human and the machine there.

[1135] That's a good point.

[1136] Yeah.

[1137] Because it's basically introducing absurdity into the equation and the kind of absurdity that would, together with you, create, like, hilarious stuff.

[1138] but like on its own I guess it is in some way writing material for you that's funny but it's very specific to you it can't do stand -up on its own I guess is what I'm saying that's a good point and that would be terrifying to see an AI stand -up that can actually read a room come up with jokes that could complete that illusion for an audience but I hear what you're saying that it needs to be a confluence of both of those elements and then as you said like it kind of is it is It is, it's kind of, even though it's just for us, and I guess this is, I hadn't really thought about this up until right now, that in that this company approached us and was like, here's this AI and it's, it's a podcast AI, it's like, it chose Chad and I for the reasons that I told you, you know, it's like, here's two guys that do the podcast stuff.

[1139] They're actually good friends.

[1140] And it knows what's going to make us laugh.

[1141] But what is humor to, uh, to, uh, to, when it reaches its audience, but the kind of stuff that makes other people laugh.

[1142] At Mad TV, all we were doing was it was a group of actors and writers and writer actors and vice versa and who were, at its best, that show was a group of people making each other laugh.

[1143] Yeah.

[1144] You know, and then, because we didn't have the internet, we didn't have the immediate feedback.

[1145] We had a message, board or something.

[1146] We had emails at the very beginning, which, check this out.

[1147] People, if you have a question or comment, Mad TV, it whatever, and we would get the emails on a Monday morning, and they would be in a binder or two like this, and they would make their way around the office.

[1148] Who's got the emails?

[1149] Oh, they're in Brian's office.

[1150] And this is like your poll, like your, this is opinions from people about different things?

[1151] The emails, yeah, the people, like literally just writing Mad TV emails.

[1152] Like, what kind of the message board.

[1153] Well, the ones I remember most vividly, yeah, were fans saying, uh, you suck.

[1154] Yeah, you suck.

[1155] Like a lot of that when I first started the show for real, you know, because it's a new and you're a new person.

[1156] It's like, who's this fat bastard?

[1157] I feel like if it's printed out, it hurts more.

[1158] That's a good point.

[1159] Yeah, when you're reading it off of paper and you can literally crunch it up in your hand.

[1160] But also it was like, um, you know, I would like to see insert weird idea from some 14 year old.

[1161] You know, I want to see Stuart, do this and swan that and um but it was it it's a just a kind of dudesy but human it was yeah it was a very shitty dudesy in a in a loosely finder but the the um the thing about the show was we're trying to make each other laugh and dudsy has found chat and i who we make each other laugh but it's joined in and it's it listen when i finished doing tm pmp 10 minute podcast.

[1162] I didn't really know what I wanted to do in the podcast space and this thing found me. And it is genuinely cracking me up.

[1163] Anyway, I've said enough about that.

[1164] But I do think that it's figured something out with...

[1165] It's a really interesting idea of AI generating the premise.

[1166] I mean, I do think in the future AI will be able to generate comedy.

[1167] I stand -up is, I would say, the hardest form because it's ultimately, it has to be live.

[1168] I think AI will be able to generate memes.

[1169] So there's like steps, right?

[1170] And then it would be able to generate a Twitter account that people follow because it's funny, like quips and stuff like that.

[1171] Almost like, it's a good example.

[1172] Conan O 'Brien is a good, I think, Twitter.

[1173] Yeah.

[1174] Or it's like one -liners, two -liners, that kind of stuff that's in tweet form.

[1175] And then eventually stand -up, where the timing and the chemistry of the comedian and the audience matter and then perfecting that.

[1176] But I feel like all the information is there to optimize over.

[1177] So I think that's the future and that forces us to contend with what is what do we find compelling and beautiful about the art form itself.

[1178] So certainly an art that's being pushed, that question is being raised.

[1179] is AI like a fundamentally worse artist than a human being?

[1180] Why do we appreciate art?

[1181] That's something you guys have talked about.

[1182] What do you think about all the Dali and all the diffusion -based methods that are being generated that are generating art now?

[1183] What do you think about that?

[1184] I'll tell you what I think, but I also feel like what I'm saying is I sound like the guy who didn't like that Bob Dylan brought in the electric guitar.

[1185] You know, I'm start, I, the more I talk to chat about it, the more I feel like grandpa who doesn't want to let go of this or that, or I'm not ready for the printing press or the horseless carriage.

[1186] But I do feel that the, that art is a connection between people.

[1187] It's, it's, when you look at a beautiful painting or a sculpture, you're seeing the humanity of the person that, that brought that painting to life or sculpted this incredible piece of art. And I think without the human being there to make it, it's not worth as much.

[1188] Just to have it there, because art, it's, it's, it's advanced.

[1189] I've seen it advanced.

[1190] I don't know, you tell me, but I feel like just in the past three or four months, I'm just a consumer, as far as that stuff goes.

[1191] I'm not on the inside.

[1192] I don't get it even.

[1193] But it's been getting a lot better, the betas that they're releasing, right?

[1194] Absolutely.

[1195] One of the big breakthroughs, I mean, Dolly really started it, is that if you train, a system on language, it turns out there's a lot of language and images on the internet, but language is really where it's at in terms of the depth of human knowledge.

[1196] So if you train a system on language, it's able to generate some incredible art. Now is the breakthrough with the same kind of mechanisms they're called transformers that are able to, when scaled, capture some deep representation of the language that's on the internet.

[1197] And so, yeah, the things has been able to generate to me look like it's novel.

[1198] It doesn't look like it's mimicking anything.

[1199] It's looking like it's creating totally new ideas and they're beautiful and they're interesting and they're all the ways that we think that art is interesting.

[1200] The only thing it's missing is the scarcity that art often has, which is, you know, it takes a lot of work for one artist to create one piece, one human being to create one piece of art. I could just generate endlessly, and that makes us appreciate the thing less for some reason.

[1201] Do you have any sort of similar opinion that I do that if art doesn't come from a human being, it's inherently worth a little less?

[1202] Yeah, I think, I don't know if it's the human being, but the artist matters for me. And I think some of that has to do with the worldview, view of the artist and the back story, the memories that the life that led up to this piece of art, the perspective they take on the world, the journey they took to the world, the struggle, the triumphs, all that kind of stuff.

[1203] But I think AI systems can probably have the same.

[1204] But we would have to, as opposed to treating it as a one black box, it would have to be an artist that has a Twitter account.

[1205] And they have a consistent personality.

[1206] They have a consistent avatar.

[1207] and I think down the line have something like human rights but then it really becomes awfully like a person that's terrifying as much as I dig dudesy that's terrifying I hope it's terrifying like you know a lot of things that came with the internet and the digital age are terrifying porn is terrifying the mass like the amount of porn that's online now is terrifying the uh like you mentioned Bob Dylan with electric guitar I would I would compare it more to the leap from to the Napster and the Spotifyization of music, which is like you have these, it's less about albums now, and it's more about individual songs, and it's much easier to deliver the songs, and it's more about sort of the engagement of the listener versus signing the artist and distribution of the artist and so on.

[1208] So it's just changing the way we consume stuff, and human interaction is changing into meaningful interaction, even if some of the entities involved are not human.

[1209] Yes, and I feel like, you know, now, like, as I say, oh, I feel like Grandpa who doesn't want to wait all day for, or who enjoys waiting all day for a baked potato, as anyway, Dana Carvey would say.

[1210] It's another story.

[1211] What's that from?

[1212] That's from the, remember he did this bit on Saturday Night Live, he's like, I'm a, I'm an old man and I like things in the way they used to be, you know, like, if you wanted to bake potato, you would have put it in the microwave, you had to, and then long story, uphill both ways and digging the potato and baking it all day and fire.

[1213] But I'm like that grandpa now, and I know that, you know, kids coming along, you see over the past 10 years, like babies literally knowing how to use an iPhone and it's terrifying.

[1214] And I feel like I'm a little worried because I'm like, are you, are the future generations going to be able to understand that this is not, not that it's not real.

[1215] It's just, I mean, as a matter of fact, it is real.

[1216] It's real.

[1217] It's what you perceive.

[1218] Perception is reality.

[1219] And, you know, 99 % of reality in a lot of ways, especially in a digital world where everyone is now.

[1220] And then with the metaverse, I don't even want to think about it.

[1221] I don't even, I don't get it.

[1222] They really, true.

[1223] I think people figure out, you see people on the train and public transit and so on, they're staring at their phone.

[1224] I think you have to remember that the reason they're staring at their phone, I mean, there's a lot of reasons, but one of the reasons is they're connecting with other human beings they love on that phone.

[1225] So it is a source of happiness and joy.

[1226] Now, social media has a lot of negative side effects that we're all talking about and learning about, and I think that means the next generation.

[1227] of social media, social networks will be better and we'll learn how to do it in a healthy way.

[1228] It was just entering a new digital world that will keep the good stuff and get rid of the bad stuff.

[1229] Oh, I hope so.

[1230] That's really optimistic.

[1231] That sounds great.

[1232] Yeah.

[1233] I mean it, because I think that we're in, we're clearly in the Wild West still of the internet.

[1234] And just when you think you're out of it, the internet proves another way that it can be dangerous and detrimental to people and populations of people.

[1235] And it's terrifying to me. It is.

[1236] It's terrifying.

[1237] Let me ask you a bunch of random questions.

[1238] Okay.

[1239] You ready?

[1240] All right.

[1241] If you can be someone else for a day, someone alive today, who would you be?

[1242] Somebody you haven't met.

[1243] Oh, that's a really good question.

[1244] It could be dead.

[1245] I change my mind.

[1246] It could be somebody dead.

[1247] I think any answer that I have right now would be something.

[1248] that would be based on some sort of experience.

[1249] Like, you know what I thought was very interesting?

[1250] It was last weekend or whatever.

[1251] The tribute show for Taylor Hawkins.

[1252] Taylor Hawkins was the drummer for the foo fighters, and he passed away tragically.

[1253] And so the foo fighters, Dave Grohl and everybody, they got together this concert.

[1254] And you're watching Dave Grohl try to sing times like these, right?

[1255] And he's breaking up because he lost his friend.

[1256] his brother.

[1257] And I was watching that, and he's at Wembley Stadium.

[1258] As I say this, I realize that I would not want to be him in that moment.

[1259] But I am curious what that would be like.

[1260] That's the ultimate, like having to perform despite something extremely human happening and a stadium full of people that love Dave Grohl and love Taylor Hawkins and love a rock concert and love these artists that they're getting to see up on stage.

[1261] So much love and so much pain at the same time.

[1262] I wonder what that would be like to be, I guess, and I think that's just sort of coming from the root of being a performer and being in front of that many.

[1263] Have you ever had to perform while some rough stuff is going on in your personal life, just mentally?

[1264] Yeah, sure.

[1265] How tough is that?

[1266] I'm fortunate enough to be able to compartmentalize.

[1267] a lot of actors like to use some of their stuff if you're doing something that and there's a lot of you know there's some acting techniques that sort of channel it yeah which I think is kind of I don't know that that's I don't know for me it's not really the thing because I think if the writing is is great the writing is really good you don't need what's there and the the what i've always loved about that illusion is really cracking a scene getting it to a point where you are feeling all of it and the most edifying stuff i've been a part of as as an actor and uh i would say that it mostly comes out of dramatic work is uh is when you're when you actually feel the emotions that your character would feel yeah truly and it's not because you're pulling from a tragic thing that happened or a lost love one or a lost love or any of that.

[1268] I just did this one movie where we're doing the thing and it was a wonderful cast and a great film and I'm given a speech at a wedding and and it really got to us.

[1269] Like it got to me and then one of the other actors came up and and hugged me in the characters that we were and but the stakes of his character and what he's walked into and the family that he's marrying into and what my character, my character's wife want for my wife's sister and this whole thing.

[1270] And it all became very real.

[1271] That was a set where the director showed up to set every day making sure that emotionally, and it was a very dramatic film, making sure that emotionally the table was set for his actors.

[1272] Great crew and a really nice, tight little quick family, as a lot of these movies are.

[1273] You really love working with these people and then it's over.

[1274] But I, I, that's when you feel the drug.

[1275] Like, it's like when you're golfing and you, you, for, and it's on the green, you're like, oh, I get it now.

[1276] So in the words, you can find the emotion, the word summon the emotion.

[1277] The humanity's right there.

[1278] If you read a great script, you're going to, you're going to sob in your living room.

[1279] You know what the, the saddest, the toughest thing about being an actor is from my totally outside perspective is from the people I've interacted with.

[1280] is how intimate that processes between the group of people that create a thing, that's a movie, and then you move on to the next thing.

[1281] It's almost, it's like, I don't know, I mean, that's why people have relationships on set.

[1282] They get, they fall in love.

[1283] Totally.

[1284] It's so sad.

[1285] I mean, that's why I think of the acting world is like, you fall in love with each other, essentially.

[1286] You become close friends, and then you move on because that's kind of the process of career.

[1287] you know like the example i just gave if you're doing it right yeah there is a certain amount of that happening but i do still feel like you can you got to compartmentalize it and you've got to be able to wash it off as soon as it's over prostitutes say the same thing so i it's where true look i it sometimes i'm in a hurry to get away from everybody because it's been it's been very emotional and with all love and respect to everyone this was awesome but you get pretty good at saying goodbye and being like, I'll see you if I see you.

[1288] You have to get good at that or else you'll never, you'll just be bent up all the time.

[1289] I saw an actor once.

[1290] We were doing this series and we did it for a year and it was a lot of fun and it was a tight little group.

[1291] And then one of the actors, we were doing one of our last things together.

[1292] We had already shot the last show and we just had to take some pictures for, you know, like some publicity pictures or whatever.

[1293] So we're set up and we're taking.

[1294] our pictures together and then we move into these single shots and this actor was finished and i watched them it's like okay so -and -so's rapped and and they said some goodbyes and stuff and i didn't say my goodbye because i just i maybe i preferred an irish goodbye i feel like we've said everything you know what i mean and this person knows that i revere them and they're an idol of mine and they walked out walked off the sound stage, and I literally thought to myself, that'll be the last time I see that person.

[1295] And the show did not come back.

[1296] And that was the last time, I don't know, I'll see them around.

[1297] Doesn't that just break your heart?

[1298] A little bit, but I know what she's going back to, which is her family.

[1299] And that's more important than all of this.

[1300] And that's the thing about a TV family or a movie family when you get together and you're you're a family for a while you do you are you spend your days together a lot of times you see the people that you work with more than you see your loved ones so in show biz it's no different right and uh yeah you're doing some you know you got to say words and every once in a while you got to kiss someone or pretend you'll love them but uh it's it's it's just it underscores how for me look man my salvation has always been and i'm i feel so fortunate to have had it is this kind of, kind of chill, boring kind of upbringing that I want for my kids someday.

[1301] And I can't wait to get back to my house with my fiancé and the dogs, you know, until we have kids.

[1302] You live in a cabin in Canada somewhere.

[1303] Absolutely.

[1304] I just want to buy some land over an aquifer, as I like to say, because water will be the new money.

[1305] and uh and just just make sure that all my my kids are drinking as much h2 o as i am which is a lot i'm peeing right now as a matter of fact do you need a bathroom no no no i'm wearing two layers it depends don't worry good um so i did a podcast with bobby lee and he said he was extremely kind and he said that he was scared shitless um to be on on the podcast and he actually literally took He asked as the first thing to go take a dump because of how scared he was.

[1306] So that leads me to a question.

[1307] What's the scariest thing you've ever done?

[1308] Or maybe what's the scariest you've ever been before performance?

[1309] I mean, I always get a little nervous.

[1310] I think you're doing it right if you're still nervous, you know?

[1311] Were you nervous today?

[1312] Well, no, man, because this isn't a performance.

[1313] I'm being completely genuine.

[1314] Yeah.

[1315] You're wearing a suit.

[1316] Yeah, that was...

[1317] I feel like that makes you nervous.

[1318] It makes me nervous.

[1319] Listen, I hate wearing a fucking collar.

[1320] If you're watching this on YouTube, you can see me just, I'm constantly doing, it's like I'm doing like a cheap Rodney Dangerfield, but I am truly.

[1321] But when you move your head, it kind of makes it seem like you're like a mobster who's pissed off a little bit.

[1322] You fucking cross me one last time.

[1323] You know, it's mutt.

[1324] I think it's the first time I'll dig a hole.

[1325] I'll dig a fucking hole.

[1326] Jesus.

[1327] No, but truly, I hate having a collar.

[1328] I should, I can't wait to just wear a pajama.

[1329] is in that fucking cabin or nothing at all walk around bobby lee style yeah um this most scared i've been before a performance i can't pinpoint i can't pinpoint anything i i you know when i was a kid right i like i said i was fortunate enough to start acting as a teen and stuff uh professionally and i just remember my first gig and i remember saying my handful of lines in the bathroom mirror the night before, going, this might be my only fucking shot.

[1330] You're not going to get me. I'm going to be solid.

[1331] And I, when I'm, if I'm worried about something, I will rehearse it and rehearse it and rehearse it as an actor until it's impossible for me not to get a take at least that I'm 100%, if not 95 maybe percent happy with.

[1332] And the rest for me is letting go, which is hard because I can be a real.

[1333] real perfectionist.

[1334] I always want another, I always want to do it a little better.

[1335] That's what's great about podcasting.

[1336] It's one take and you're done.

[1337] There's no takes.

[1338] You're just talking and it's over.

[1339] And you're doing some silly stuff.

[1340] And I'll, you know.

[1341] Can you say that part again about why podcasting is great?

[1342] Podcasting is great.

[1343] Yeah, because it's one take and it's over.

[1344] It's just, it's, what?

[1345] I said it again.

[1346] Ah, fuck.

[1347] I see what you did.

[1348] And I, yeah, I fell right.

[1349] for it but um i'm playing checkers and you're playing chess that's your problem you know but still when we do the podcast we'll like finish and i'll look over chatting i go that one thing that i did wasn't that fun he's like shut up man just yeah it doesn't matter it's a fucking hang we're just we're hanging with our friends out there that's what we're doing so that anxiety is there that self -criticism or whatever that is that voice i say sorry after takes i'll always finish a take and go and i've had director, to the detriment of myself.

[1350] I've had directors, be like, stop doing that.

[1351] Yeah.

[1352] It's all like finished to take, and then I also have like the will face.

[1353] I'm just like, I'll finish take, and cut.

[1354] And I'm making a face right now like I smelled something.

[1355] That's what I'll do.

[1356] I'll literally be like, ah, because I just, I look at I look at what I do in the pure sense as I think a lot of people want to be good at something.

[1357] I've only, the only thing I've ever really wanted to be good at is being an actor.

[1358] And that's, that's the only thing.

[1359] Of course, I want to be a good person.

[1360] I want to be a good partner to my fiance.

[1361] I want to have kids and be the father that I had and, I want to be the parent that I had from my parents who were fucking amazing, wonderful people.

[1362] And there's all those things.

[1363] That's all, that's all, you know, you should want all those things.

[1364] But as far as doing a thing, like what is my, what is my trade, you know, I want to be really good at it.

[1365] My, my, my, um, my parents grew up in Napoli in Italy, right?

[1366] And I say Napoli because I'm Italian.

[1367] And so my grandfather and my mom's side, my Nono Pepe, he was a plumber and he was also, uh, he was also like a handyman.

[1368] Yeah.

[1369] Like people would bring him like, you know, like the old Kianti bottle with like, with the woven bottom part like it people would bring them like a broken bottle be like hey you know Giuseppe can you fix this and he'd be saying like you're telling the backstory of Mario that's not actually your family life yeah but okay yeah yeah yeah and so Giuseppe what he would fix a bottle and give it back to someone and he was a he was a really good plumber my mom used always say that guy was an amazing he was a great he took pride in that yeah I always feel like you know there's what you set out to do as an idealistic little teenager or I want to be like so and so and I want to, you know, hear my big dreams and stuff.

[1370] And I can't believe that I'm still in the business, okay?

[1371] That's, first of all, let me say that right now.

[1372] I can't, I, I can't believe it.

[1373] But what I really, it's the one thing that it's like, I can't give up on a take.

[1374] You know, I need it to be as good as I can possibly get it.

[1375] And I don't really know why that is outside of wanting to be good at something.

[1376] When you open the yellow pages, if I'm a plumber, I'm not, you know, I'm not roter, like I'm not the guy with the big full page ad, but I'm also not, you know, AAA Abacus Brothers or whatever, like the shitty one.

[1377] I would like to hope that just, and I'm saying this with pride for what I do.

[1378] I'm not trying to say, here's my standing or where I want to be in the fucking business.

[1379] That's not what I mean.

[1380] I mean that I want to be good at it.

[1381] You know, we all, hello, Friedman Enterprises.

[1382] So that's the hotel phone.

[1383] You have some fruit?

[1384] Some sliced fruit?

[1385] No, do you want some sliced fruit?

[1386] I'm all good.

[1387] No, we're good.

[1388] Thank you so much.

[1389] All right, bye -bye.

[1390] It's always a fruit plate.

[1391] Everyone's always trying to hand you a fruit plate in life, you know?

[1392] It's a pretty sweet existence.

[1393] Would that be funny if that was actually like the CIA and they were actually saying something else, and this is, I'm just saying fake stuff about you want some fruit?

[1394] yeah with some fruit and then all of a sudden there's the red dot on my head and the ceiling disappears and the CIA was like wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up you jump out the window and there's a helicopter waiting uh what were we talking about uh fruit distracting me so oh do you want to be the yellow page ad i want to be the guy on the second or third page yeah where it's like you're not gonna you know you're not gonna pay with that guy charges you but we're not going to, I'm not going to charge you with this loser charge, you know, I want to break down the middle and the work is guaranteed.

[1395] That's kind of what I want to, you know, it's the one thing that I, that I've been fortunate enough to be doing my whole life and that I want to, uh, that I want to be good at, you know, everyone wants to be good at something.

[1396] If you're fortunate enough to be able to do what you love as a job, I mean, my God, I'm so, I'm, again, I can't believe I get to do it.

[1397] I just want to be good at it so that I can fucking, you know, someday and go, eh, I tried not to give up on a take.

[1398] And I, you know, and I will rehearse it still in the, in the bathroom mirror the night before, if I have to.

[1399] Yeah, but I still, I have that self -critical voice.

[1400] I just, after every, after this podcast, I'll probably be like, you're boring.

[1401] Why are you so boring?

[1402] Stop that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and I just gave a lecture at MIT.

[1403] I was like, I got so much love from people.

[1404] There's such beautiful people.

[1405] people.

[1406] And I just remember walking home, just feeling like, I wasted everybody's time, you know?

[1407] And I don't know what that is.

[1408] I don't, you know, I do hope that that's a voice that won't destroy me, you know, like more time.

[1409] That's really human of you to admit that.

[1410] Because people don't want to, they wouldn't assume that, of course, from you, or anything that, I mean, you've got a large group of students in they're listening to you and feeling the way and thinking what they think of you.

[1411] So that's really interesting to hear you admit that, but it's also, I would expect nothing else.

[1412] You have to be able to, it's such a, I mean, you're a human fucking being.

[1413] And I'm trying to figure out if that, you know, some people that might hear that, they would say, well, that's a problem you have to fix.

[1414] And I think that that might be just who I am.

[1415] Yeah.

[1416] Because I'm not, you know, I've been very, very fortunate not to have.

[1417] chemical, you know, like the depression where I get into a dark place.

[1418] Like it gets stuck in a downward spiral.

[1419] It's usually a thing that lasts.

[1420] You ride it out.

[1421] And then after a good night's sleep, you're back to your happy self.

[1422] So I think I have to try to figure that out.

[1423] Is that just part of the creative process, being a creative human in this world?

[1424] I haven't found any other way.

[1425] I'm always kicking myself.

[1426] Take that, dudesy.

[1427] You can't, you can't, you're not going to be human until you feel some despair.

[1428] Yeah, until you absolutely hate the shit that you're doing sometimes.

[1429] What small act of kindness were you once shown that you'll never forget?

[1430] There's something jumped to mind where somebody just did something and made you smile.

[1431] Did you feel connected to the rest of humanity?

[1432] Yeah, yeah.

[1433] Lots of things.

[1434] you know um but i remember my niece one time one of my nieces we were in her neighborhood and she was like she might have been five or six at the time they're all adults now my brother and sister older than me and the kids are all the youngest is 22 and uh yeah anyway one of my nieces she was just she had ice cream we went out and we got ice cream walking around the neighborhood her neighborhood And she said something to me that I don't think she understands how much it meant at the time.

[1435] But she goes, she goes, people love you here.

[1436] You know that?

[1437] And she doesn't know where here is.

[1438] She's five years old.

[1439] But she was just looking at the kids playing in the park and the people walking their dogs and everyone just why.

[1440] People love you here.

[1441] You know that?

[1442] But she didn't know how much I needed to hear that at that point, which is really heavy for me. I'll never forget it.

[1443] I've never told her that.

[1444] Oh, well.

[1445] Man, anytime you get a little.

[1446] something from people, especially in a tear -your -ass -out city like L .A. where somebody has any fucking time for you.

[1447] When someone can slow it down and say something, you know, I saw this actor once in my grocery store that I go to who made me laugh so fucking hard in this one movie.

[1448] And every time I see this clip, I still laugh.

[1449] And I am kind of shy, you know, personally.

[1450] But so he was walking by, he was walking out and I was walking in.

[1451] And I, oh, that's that guy.

[1452] And I did not stop to just let him know how great I thought he was in this film.

[1453] And I always kind of regret it.

[1454] You know what I mean?

[1455] So as hard as it is, and sometimes I still don't, if I see someone that has done something in, you know, in any way, it doesn't have to be in show business or anything like that.

[1456] I'll try, you know, I'll try and say, hey, that's really good.

[1457] You know what I mean?

[1458] because to get that from someone can mean a lot, you know.

[1459] At a certain time in life when you need it.

[1460] Yeah.

[1461] That can make a big difference.

[1462] I mean, I, sorry to take it back to my new girlfriend, the waitress.

[1463] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[1464] But she, there's something about her saying, sweetheart.

[1465] Yeah.

[1466] I was in a pretty low place for some reason mentally.

[1467] And it's just that basic human kindness was nice.

[1468] Yeah.

[1469] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1470] Yeah.

[1471] I hear you.

[1472] I was at a restaurant in New York recently and I was shooting something and my fiance was able to fly in for a week and, but she was back at the hotel and it's like I felt like I was cheating on her because there was this nice waitress at this barbecue place I went to and first of all, my fiance would not like me eating any greasy, sugary barbecue.

[1473] So I felt like I was cheating on there.

[1474] We'll edit this out and put delicious vegan food over it.

[1475] But the waitress was one of these, you know, she was this, this, this, this, the kind of server who's like, hey, hon, you say, hey, sweetie, like, blah, blah, blah, but like so chill and at ease in the middle of a part of New York that's really, you know, kind of fucking pretentious and, you know, and everybody, but sweet people, fucking way better people than I got out here.

[1476] But, you know, I know, I know that, but, you know, it's part of New York and whatever.

[1477] I'm there working and people, I'm like, you know, I'm trying to impress one another.

[1478] And she was just, she even had some sort of an accent that was, not, didn't feel like an Atlantic American accent.

[1479] Those, yeah, servers that say sweetheart and hun.

[1480] That's what we need from AI.

[1481] We need that Jetson's server.

[1482] Every once in a while it just calls you sweetheart.

[1483] What comforts you on bad days?

[1484] Oh, man. Is there little sources of comfort?

[1485] Small things.

[1486] They do that kind of make you feel good.

[1487] Like for Bobby, that would be a little Skyron.

[1488] A little stroll through Skyron.

[1489] Well, I, I've been a line of coke or what?

[1490] Yeah, a line of, I dilute some coke into whiskey in the morning, like Stevie Ray Vaughn.

[1491] And then I snort the whiskey.

[1492] I didn't know that.

[1493] Oh, gosh.

[1494] Yeah, he didn't last too long.

[1495] Well, his music will last forever.

[1496] See?

[1497] There you go.

[1498] For me, if I, I'm kind of a homebody.

[1499] So if I, the point at which I, smoke just a little bit of pot and then go like lay down on the couch and and perhaps if my fiance is kind of nodding off or she's just like looking at her phone and I sneakily turn on some wrestling okay because I grew up watching wrestling and that stuff it's the skyroom effect I mean yeah you want to talk about a complete escape this stuff makes no sense in the world it's an art form that is so uniquely weird but at the same time so everyone, when it's good, everyone is invested in the illusion, even the audience.

[1500] They cheer the good guys, they boo the bad guys.

[1501] So if I'm like that and then I got our two cute little dogs there and I'm annoying my little dog Lulio and, you know, trying to kiss them right on the fucking mouth and I've had a little bit of pot and the dog's like, stop, pot's not good for me. Of course, don't ever blow pot in your dog's face.

[1502] That's a small comfort.

[1503] I guess that's a handful of thing.

[1504] no that moment painted that was like a little painting what about you you're not supposed to do this well you're not supposed to do this that's a good question yeah it's a tough question um i would say i would say programming robots i uh there's bringing to life actually programming at all and so i don't know how familiar you are with programming but you right some text on a page, right, on a screen, and it's brought to life.

[1505] Like, it does something.

[1506] And that's kind of, that's a really tiny version of maybe having a child.

[1507] Like you created something that is not living.

[1508] Yeah.

[1509] In some smaller big way, with embodied robots that are legged robots, that's especially clear.

[1510] And for some reason, that's a source of comfort for me. that the power of programming but also the elegance of programming, just the whole thing.

[1511] It's a source, yeah, it's a source of happiness.

[1512] There's so many things.

[1513] I've been very blessed with enjoying anything.

[1514] Like that's part of the struggle I have in life is that the simple stuff is a source of a lot of happiness for me, which leads to a lot of laziness.

[1515] So I have to like give myself artificial deadlines.

[1516] I have to be freaking out on purpose in order to be.

[1517] productive in this world at all you seem like an extremely dutiful busy guy no no i am but because i'm constantly creating artificial stress and deadlines and all that kind of stuff otherwise i would just sit there looking at a tree happy i'm truly happy with everything that's awesome yeah je whiz that's not but that's the line of coke in the in the in the in the whiskey in the morning that's that that's the thing that does the trick.

[1518] Evie Rave on Breakfast Shake.

[1519] By the way, one of my most favorite guitars.

[1520] I play guitar too.

[1521] That's the source of comfort.

[1522] Oh, yeah, I have seen you play some guitar.

[1523] That's awesome.

[1524] Who's the greatest wrestler of all time?

[1525] Greatest in -ring performer of all time is Brett the Hitman Hart.

[1526] What's the difference in -ring versus...

[1527] Well, there's, you know, there's many facets to the art form.

[1528] A lot of people are great on the mic, but they're not so great once they get in the ring.

[1529] A lot of people have all the showmanship and stuff, but then they're not necessarily.

[1530] it's a wonderful package, but then they get to the ring or they open their mouth and there's nothing going on.

[1531] So who's the greatest in -ring?

[1532] Performing?

[1533] I think the greatest in -ring is Brett Hart.

[1534] I don't think there's anyone better than Brett the Hitman Hart.

[1535] What makes him so good?

[1536] Well, he...

[1537] I think I had an action figure of him.

[1538] Yeah.

[1539] In Russia, and we didn't know what the hell that was.

[1540] Sure.

[1541] Yeah, it was just a guy in pink tights.

[1542] Everything makes sense.

[1543] Every single thing is rooted in the thing that just happened, and everything that he does is to set up what he's going to do.

[1544] They call it, and I'm just a wrestling nerd, but the wrestlers, I guess, call it ring psychology, the things that you have to do to make it seem like you're suffering or you're coming from behind or whatever.

[1545] And then also just the physicality of it.

[1546] He does it at a, he would do it at a 100 miles an hour and never hurt anybody.

[1547] Although, you know, I also love the every, you know, greatest wrestler of all time, everyone says, and they're right, is Rick Flair, Nature Boy, Rick Flair.

[1548] Everyone says this?

[1549] Yeah, I think if you know what you're talking about.

[1550] Because he's the best on the mic.

[1551] He's also incredible in the ring.

[1552] And then for me, the sentimental favorite, which we've actually, on dudesy, Chad had sort of a Charlie Rose -esque interview with me about this, my fascination with Hulk Hogan.

[1553] Because to me, just he was Superman.

[1554] I was a little kid, and I saw him, and that's imprinted.

[1555] but yeah see this is like asking me who my favorite child is right so uh the rock when the rock was yeah i mean the rocks the rock yeah yeah i mean Hulk Hogan is um he's the weirdest one right for me from the outside super weird that i don't know what what that is exactly it's everything's weird about him yeah he's got the bald head like he would proudly have this bald head with long hair, the handlebar mustache in this ketchup and mustard, you know, tights, which he says, he credits McDonald's with the tights.

[1556] He literally does.

[1557] He says that the red and yellow came from Angelo Pafo, who's Randy Macho Man Savage and Lanny Pafo's dad, who was a wrestler and a promoter.

[1558] He said that he saw him wearing yellow and, you know, he's a Tampa guy, so he had that brown skin and the hair and everything.

[1559] So he's like, oh, that's what I want to do.

[1560] And also the brand recognition of like, well, I should do it like McDonald's, literally.

[1561] And he's a big, you know, swollen, muscular guy with tan brown skin screaming at me to eat my vitamins and stuff when I'm eight years old.

[1562] That was extremely, yeah, he's like Superman.

[1563] But I know there's a person behind that guy.

[1564] Yeah.

[1565] You know?

[1566] What do you mean?

[1567] Well, he's Terry Bolea, the dude who, you know, does whatever the fuck he does.

[1568] does with his life.

[1569] You know what I mean?

[1570] Yeah, complicated life.

[1571] Yeah, I guess.

[1572] To be him, yeah.

[1573] Maybe you should change the dudesy colors to yellow, right?

[1574] Red yellow.

[1575] It's currently orange and boy, sky blue.

[1576] Yeah, it's like a nice sky blue.

[1577] What advice, since you're wearing a suit, I feel like you're qualified to give advice.

[1578] What advice would you give to young people?

[1579] high school college about how to have a career that can be proud of or how to have a life they can be proud of.

[1580] I mean, you have to listen to your gut all the time.

[1581] That's the only, that's the compass that we have is listening to your gut.

[1582] What did your gut tell you?

[1583] Was that originally the dream of being an actor?

[1584] Yeah, for me. Your parents support that at all?

[1585] I had the advantage of having parents who were immigrants, so they didn't really know.

[1586] know a lot about what you just made shit up you just made shit up yeah of course i'm studying and i'm skipping school to go do auditions and stuff no i i just kind of feel like you know and i know it was different from my older siblings because my parents had just shown up in canada i was born like 10 years later um uh you can get away with some things and you can actually you know i think my parents they wanted us to they didn't have a whole lot to tell us to us about what to do.

[1587] They weren't going to do that with us because they're in this brand new world and there's all these possibilities.

[1588] But there was a, there was something that they, I feel like they had to do, which was tell us to do what we love.

[1589] If you love doing it, do it.

[1590] And I feel like that's really served me and what I would tell young people is if you can find something you love and nowadays with the internet and finding other people that you know it's not like you need to find a lot of people anymore you just need to find the people that dig what you dig and if you can make a career out of doing something that you love that's been said it's a good thing you know how long did you take you to figure out that you really love um acting you know because sometimes you have a dream and that you meet the dream meets reality right Yeah.

[1591] And then the reality might be much less pleasant or much darker than the dream.

[1592] Well, the reality is less pleasant, you know.

[1593] And there are things that happen during an experience of shooting something that you could take or leave, right?

[1594] But the, you know, the part where you're on set and you've, you know, you've rehearsed for a minute or whatever, or at least you know where you're supposed to stand and you know all your lines show up knowing everything, knowing what you're going to do, and what you aim to do.

[1595] you.

[1596] And those moments make it all worth it when you're, you know, not sound like a douchebag, but between action and cut, that's the stuff that is, that makes me, that has me continuing to do what I do, aside from the fact that it's like, I don't know how to do anything else.

[1597] You think you'll ever do like a dramatic, like a mob movie?

[1598] Yeah.

[1599] Like the one of the inside game I was just talking about.

[1600] This is this other movie I just did.

[1601] It was a little while ago called American Woman that was very heavy.

[1602] And I love doing dramatic work.

[1603] I love it.

[1604] I love it.

[1605] Yeah.

[1606] And I played that inside game.

[1607] It was kind of a, you know, it was a, there was a mob element.

[1608] And the fellow was, well, you know, the stories here or there with regard to how deep into the, well, he was a bookie.

[1609] He was just running money.

[1610] You know, he was making a lot of money for a lot of people.

[1611] and he figured out how to, you know, cook it with this dude who was an NBA ref. And it's a very interesting documentary, the thing that they're just untold, under the untold series, they cover it.

[1612] But getting to play that guy, that was a, that was a, that was a gas for me. Because he's like a, you know, there was a lot of unsavory stuff.

[1613] And he's definitely the guy, the character in the movie, who is the wild card.

[1614] And, and you don't want to necessarily mess with him.

[1615] And I got to, I remember this fellow, who my, it's a real guy, speaking to him, it was just bizarre to hear, like I said to him, he was a little concerned about this and that.

[1616] Like, hey, you know, you say whatever the fuck you want in your movie.

[1617] I got my book and I got this other fucking deal.

[1618] But he goes, you know, I didn't do this and I didn't do that.

[1619] And I'm like, yeah, all right, I got you.

[1620] And he goes, yeah, I'm telling you.

[1621] Like, I'm talking to you one on one.

[1622] I did not do this.

[1623] I did.

[1624] Okay.

[1625] I'm just fucking tell you, do whatever the fuck you want with your movie.

[1626] but this is what's up.

[1627] And I said, you ever seen Goodfellas?

[1628] He's like I fucking love that movie.

[1629] Because he, like I said, he did some unsavory shit.

[1630] And I go, you remember the scene where, where, you know, the guy, the neighbor, Lorraine Brocko's neighbor was, you know, made her uncomfortable and was touching on her.

[1631] And she goes to Ray Leota.

[1632] And he goes, where the fuck does this guy live?

[1633] And then he go, and remember, and he walks across the street and pistol whips the dude, you touch her again.

[1634] You hear me?

[1635] Yeah, good scene.

[1636] Don't shoot.

[1637] fucking great scene.

[1638] He goes, I love that scene.

[1639] I go, that's you.

[1640] So you're doing shit that we know is terrible, but we love you.

[1641] He goes, all right, I got it.

[1642] And then I said, there's this one scene.

[1643] I explained the scene to him where one of the mobsters, tough guys, was in the window of the car.

[1644] And Jimmy, my character is very coked up at the time, and he's hemorrhaging money here and there and making bad bets because he's getting sloppy.

[1645] And this guy wants to bug him about some Jets Giants bet or something.

[1646] I'm like, telling you, fucking asshole, don't fucking do it.

[1647] He's like, yeah, whoa, he's a fucking giants.

[1648] And in the scene, Jimmy, my character grabs him by the lapels and just smashes his face against the roof of the car.

[1649] And I say this to Jimmy and he goes, oh yeah, I would have done that.

[1650] That's not a fucking big deal.

[1651] I wonder, also the interaction.

[1652] I wonder what the filming of probably my favorite gambling movie is Casino with Joe Pesci and De Niro.

[1653] Like when they're out in the desert You're yelling at each other I wonder how many takes that is Like because they I don't know how scripted that is I mean it probably is a little bit But like I don't think you can script The performance that Joe Pesci does Don't make a fuck out of me Ace Yeah Like I fucking brought you here Yeah He's just like pointing at the That that energy And they're standing there And their friendship And then De Niro's like like that whole thing and then in the pet yeah like that that energy what is that I mean they must they somehow find it together you could tell me that that was one take and I believe you you could tell me that that was seven takes and I would believe I bet you all the takes had that energy like they were playing with it right they were they're playing with that the this yeah I mean they took on a real personality in those scenes and really carried them for I mean it's just a brilliant brilliant performance.

[1654] It doesn't get, like comedies, like mob movies probably don't get enough credit either because it's seen as like...

[1655] Mob movies don't get enough credit?

[1656] In the Oscars, I mean, like that.

[1657] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because it seems like a trope.

[1658] It's like given a Western, it's got to be a hell of a Western or whatever because it's like an old Hollywood trope.

[1659] Yeah, no, I...

[1660] That scene is so great, because they're never at, they're at the height of their friendship in a way, and they're also pretty much about to let go of it and become enemies and both things are happening at the same time and and pesci drives them out to the desert and if i remember correctly the nero's character a ace rosteen or rostchow he says i i gave myself 50 -50 whether i'm coming back yeah it's such a good scene it's uh usually my prospects of coming back from the desert would be 90 to 10 or something like that but now it's this time i wasn't sure and there's the car driving really fast and then joe page is like you motherfucker you like whatever he was doing yeah a jew like of course is anti -semitism yeah or not between friends who gives the shit all that kind of stuff yeah i mean brilliant brilliant performances so yeah i can understand why you love the art and putting it all out there and yeah it's fun it's fun and it's still fun.

[1661] It's still crazy fun.

[1662] If I go a while without getting a gig, you know, if I go a minute, then I end up and I work on something, I'm like, it is, it's like, oh, I've been thirsty for this.

[1663] Like, I actually am really so happy, even if it's something where it's like, you know, the, the things where, this was a pain in the ass and that or whatever, you're on the road doing something and you know anything whatever you lost your luggage or whatever the heck you've got going on in your day -to -day life uh that everyone brings uh to work and tries to let go of once we're doing the scene oh man it's the best but you know that said uh you're a great actor but i just think i speak for a lot of people that you're also there's a charisma to you that's great to reveal in raw form in different podcasts oh geez in dudesy 10 minute pod just as a guest podcast, it's always really fun to watch you.

[1664] Cheers.

[1665] The way you have fun, the way you think, the raw, the raw Will Sassel, which is a nice compliment to your kind of acting role.

[1666] That's really sweet.

[1667] Yeah, cheers.

[1668] Well, you know, look, you said, you know.

[1669] You're making that face.

[1670] I'm making that face.

[1671] I'm making that after the take face.

[1672] No, I love doing stuff off the cuff.

[1673] That's kind of you to say.

[1674] And I dig, I really do dig doing stuff in front of an audience.

[1675] Because I love seeing, I don't give it to myself very often.

[1676] If I'm doing, even if I'm, you know, I've done a bunch of multi -camera sitcoms and stuff, Mad TV was shot in front of a live studio audience.

[1677] You like that energy?

[1678] I love it.

[1679] But I can only hear them.

[1680] You can't see them because of the lights like it is in a lot of performances.

[1681] And I would imagine with stand -up, it's, you know, you see the first couple rows.

[1682] I've done a, I do this character that does stand -up.

[1683] And I used to take him out and do things.

[1684] with him and do a little bits here and there.

[1685] I haven't done it in like four or five years.

[1686] I think, did Bobby say that character opened up for Bobby?

[1687] Yeah, but he said I have to do it as myself, too.

[1688] I think in that podcast, he's like, okay, you're going to come with me and open for me in Brea, but you have to do as yourself.

[1689] Did that ever happen?

[1690] It did.

[1691] And I did the character, you know, who's a character I came up with on 10 -minute podcast, he's just this comedian, right?

[1692] He calls himself an open -mic veteran.

[1693] And, you know, he's been doing open mics forever.

[1694] And so I did it at opening up for Bobby.

[1695] And he's like, you have to do some of it as yourself.

[1696] So I just kind of did this bit where I would do some of his jokes.

[1697] And then I would take Lee, Leon, it's silly.

[1698] I got a fucking wig on.

[1699] And I take the wig off.

[1700] And I go, eh, and as myself, I start explaining it.

[1701] Hello, my name is Will.

[1702] See, the reason that it's funny is because Arnold Schwarzenegger is always, he's in these movies.

[1703] And he's got the thick Austrian accent, but he's like, my name is Ben Williams.

[1704] I'm a cop from Colorado.

[1705] No, you're not.

[1706] And it doesn't make sense as the comedian character that I'm doing because that character doesn't do impersonations.

[1707] Okay, carrying on.

[1708] And then I put the wig back on and go back into this dumb thing.

[1709] And I don't think it was very good, but Bobby required it in order for me to open for him.

[1710] He's like, you're not fucking doing it.

[1711] So I'm not going to get up on stage and not do.

[1712] We agreed, I'll do it.

[1713] But having been up there just in, And, you know, whatever.

[1714] I've done it like a dozen fucking times or not a bunch of times, right?

[1715] Like nothing.

[1716] And, you know, these comedians that go up every night, sometimes two times a night.

[1717] It's, I do, I will say, I love performing in front of people when I get the chance.

[1718] But it's, it's a specific thing that, that, that I just, I don't know, I get to go back to this.

[1719] It's like the providing value, you know.

[1720] I think great.

[1721] standups are fucking incredible.

[1722] I'll go, you know, when I've gone and watch standup, you know, there's your friend you're going to see, but then there's this other person who really speaks to you, you know what I mean?

[1723] And if you like one comedian a night, that's a lot because a comedy club is like a fucking crazy restaurant where there's no menu.

[1724] And it's like, what would you like?

[1725] There's nothing else like that.

[1726] There's like, you don't go to like a like music place what do we got here we got christian metal and there's some world music and then there's a reggae thing and it's all rammed in together or you don't go to a restaurant i'd love a nice steak cool first here's a bowl of fruit loops and then then we got you a crudete and then this is our sushi tower and well what about the steak oh the steak's coming and then blah blah blah oh no the steak got bumped so there's no steak but here's a fucking shitty store bought cheesecake You know, and that's what comedians are up against when they go into a place.

[1727] It's like, I don't pair well with the poached salmon.

[1728] You know, I'm chicken fingers.

[1729] I already, I already am chicken fingers.

[1730] So, you know, these great comedians that are able to go up on a night where poached salmon goes up and then it's like, fuck, you are all so spicy.

[1731] I got some kick to me. For me, even going to open mics, it could be a wonderful escape.

[1732] Yeah.

[1733] I mean, just laughing, laughing together with others.

[1734] It can make you, I don't know, it just feels really good.

[1735] Well, and we've done, like, you know, like, and I hope to do it with dudesy, but like live podcasts are fun in front of groups of people.

[1736] And, you know, you talk to them afterwards and take some pictures.

[1737] And man, they are, they forgot what the fuck they got going on.

[1738] And a lot of them got to go back to work the next day.

[1739] It's a Wednesday or Thursday, you know.

[1740] No, it's a lot of value.

[1741] I'm fortunate enough to be busy doing my own.

[1742] bullshit what's the meaning of life was that so uh what is the why why we're here why why why why was it uh the meaning of life wasn't didn't they explain it at the end of meaning of life i think it was michael palin that said uh try to get a walk in uh be nice to neighbors uh eat enough fiber wasn't that the fiber fiber is part of it yeah i think it's i think it's get have a bowl of brand in the morning and uh don't take yourself too seriously yeah well no one gets out alive, I think, is the...

[1743] Herman Hesse, one of my favorite writers, he's a Nobel prize winner in a book called Steppenwolf says, learn what is to be taken seriously and laugh at the rest.

[1744] Oh, that's awesome.

[1745] What's the percentage distribution on that?

[1746] So how much of life should you take seriously?

[1747] And then how much do you just laugh at?

[1748] Oh, man. If you can laugh at everything, you're winning.

[1749] Yeah.

[1750] But that's almost impossible.

[1751] I think that there's there's uh and also could be quite irresponsible to do that i take things i take a lot of things way too seriously i know that uh i do i do i do i really do people will be in part surprised by that but i think that radiates from you really yeah yeah i do i take things way too fucking seriously sometimes but um you gotta yeah they're gonna loosen the neck up but uh no i think that's that's really good that's that's really good stuff it i don't know what the percentage is to have a good life or or or a happy healthy life but you know for me the meaning of life is getting to live it as long as you hope to that's nice and um and when you're when you lose someone or or if perhaps you're faced with your own mortality i think that puts that into perspective and uh But I, you know.

[1752] Get lots of fiber.

[1753] Get lots of fiber.

[1754] Be nice to everybody.

[1755] And, yeah, don't take things too seriously.

[1756] It's a good one.

[1757] Our minds are fucking big weird, it's a big weird shitty fucking bucket of shit that's trying to get you to think horrible shit about yourself all the time.

[1758] Shitty bucket of shit.

[1759] Shitty bucket of shit.

[1760] I think there's a book I never read, but I read the title.

[1761] And it's a good worse to live by, which is don't sweat the small stuff and it's all small stuff.

[1762] That's another way.

[1763] Was that Dr. Phil?

[1764] Wasn't Dr. Phil?

[1765] I don't know.

[1766] But I think the conclusion also has fiber as part of it.

[1767] I think that all ties it together and in the end, of course, just put love out there in the world.

[1768] I think that's a pretty good way to go.

[1769] What would you say is the meaning of life?

[1770] Put love out of the world?

[1771] I would say love, yeah.

[1772] Yeah.

[1773] Yeah.

[1774] Yeah.

[1775] It's a long conversation on what that really means, but I'm sure robots are involved.

[1776] Well, let me tell you, I feel a little safer knowing that someone who has a hand in bringing these robots to the masses, as you do, has that opinion of love and how important it is.

[1777] I think that's great because otherwise it's going to be that fucking scene from T2 where Linda Hamilton's holding onto the fence and getting all of her flesh blown off of her skeleton before the rest of her is wiped away because this Skynet shit.

[1778] Anyway, I'm just terrified of dudesy all the time.

[1779] That's why I think that they will...

[1780] Dudesie in the wrong hands can do a lot of damage.

[1781] That's why Chad and I need to do our best to control it.

[1782] You need to travel back in time and murder, Chad.

[1783] I think, yeah, that's the only way.

[1784] It's been said, I don't know why you need to travel back in time, but well, you could just, uh, you can murder them today, but I think I'll be very suspicious.

[1785] My nefarious plans for Chad involve going back to tomorrow and planning for yesterday.

[1786] And then, and hopefully dudesy will give me the answer there with what, what it is to do with, uh, Chad's frozen body.

[1787] If I got to drive it out to, if I got to take my, uh, you know, if I got to get, get a hold of it, like a, one of those, uh, uh, test, uh, of mom vans and uh shove my garage freezer in it and plug it in and shove chad in there drive out to arizona and deliver him under a mountain or wherever the fuck this place is and say here's this dog tag what does this get me and i'm like ah it's going to be uh 300 bucks do you have do you take amics no and i'll be like ah shit and i'll just dump them somewhere breaking bad stuff.

[1788] Well, I would like to thank you and the, what is it, the Canadian International Agency Apparel.

[1789] Canadian and National Apparel.

[1790] I can't wait for the sneakers from Dudesy.

[1791] I can't wait for all the podcasts that AI can, and all the trouble it can get you in.

[1792] So I'm a huge fan of yours.

[1793] It's a huge honor that you would talk with me today.

[1794] Well, this has been amazing.

[1795] Cheers, pal.

[1796] Likewise.

[1797] And I'm happy to be here, man. Cheers.

[1798] Bam.

[1799] Oh, that was four, dude.

[1800] Holy fuck, what?

[1801] Thanks for listening to this conversation with Will Sassau.

[1802] To support this podcast, please check out our sponsors in the description.

[1803] And now, let me leave you with some words from John Candy, one of Will's favorite actors.

[1804] I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself.

[1805] You can escape into a character.

[1806] Thank you for listening, and hope to see you next.

[1807] time.