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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] It's time.
[17] It's time in a place.
[18] It's here and it's now.
[19] It's here and now and forever.
[20] it's the minisode of my favorite murder the most dramatic minisode ever of a podcast of any podcast of any the small version of it that's georgia that's georgia that's karen kilgarov and this is the version of the podcast that's shorter earlier in the week faster and about almost anything and it's about you uh it is about you it's about listener because you send us your stories and we fucking read them to you and we love it you were your puppets we fucking do what you want to do whatever you want last week on the episode I requested in case you fucking skippers didn't listen to the end skippers a little so -and -so that instead of just hometowns and fucking sinkholes and things and walls we also want what do we call them and then we found out and then we found out so put that in the subject line so Stephen will know we want to know what you found out like grandpa died and we went through his clothes and then we found out he was grandma type of thing or he was a scarecrow exactly or he was just grandpa but really grumpy or he was three kids standing on each other's shoulders with a trench coat around you see yes kids trying to get into black panther it did it looked so there was one angle where you the lady that's i think she's behind them in line is laughing but the way the kid on the bottom's legs are yeah it looks kind of like a really a guy with the longest horse so you've ever seen it's so funny i love it someone did that I love it.
[21] So stupid.
[22] Love it so much.
[23] Very Bojack Horseman.
[24] You're all so cool.
[25] Okay.
[26] Do you want me to go first?
[27] Sure.
[28] I'm looking at this email, so I'm going to read it.
[29] Okay.
[30] The subject line is not the Loch Ness monster, but, dot, dot, dot, dot.
[31] Thank you ladies for making my LA commute bearable.
[32] Oh, God, let's talk about LA commutes for a while.
[33] For 45 minutes, which is how long it takes you to get three blocks in L .A. It's insane.
[34] I have to move away from this area.
[35] Let's do it.
[36] It's making me crazy.
[37] Let's hold hands and do it.
[38] What if we got a houseboat that we anchor in a bay near Venice?
[39] Okay.
[40] People can row out to the party boat.
[41] I said houseboat first, but I mean party boat.
[42] Okay.
[43] I mean, is there a difference, you know?
[44] Right.
[45] It's a party houseboat.
[46] You can do somersaults off one and not the other.
[47] But the water is real gross, so I would suggest you don't.
[48] We'll try to get out of the stream of urine.
[49] and fecese and over by the needles did you see noodles needles?
[50] Oh needles and all those random noodles that are out of the ocean you know the pool noodles and people try to bring in the ocean They don't work in the ocean They don't disintegrate They're just in the ocean Whales are choking on noodles Sorry back to the email I was just listening to Have you been drinking the fucking water In the marina?
[51] Yeah girl I'm high on marina water that's why people love yacht club so much you and smoking those pool noodles i smoke a big long pool noodle and read an email i was just listening to the episode 92 where you guys are talking about believing in the lockness monster karen said she believed uh -huh parentheses georgia's like important delineation uh parentheses as do i hi hey but georgia you don't i should have just kept going okay well i wanted to see if you guys had heard about the lake monster in vermont no um grow what are you talking about we live in california we don't know anything or outside of california we the our knowledge obviously stops at the san bernadino county line that's fucking right okay so growing up in connecticut my mom bought a house in vermont oh rich bitch um that was supposed to be our vacation house we had it for a year or two but i think i convinced my mom to sell it because of aliens what the fuck wow uh That's another story, and I know Georgia will believe me on this.
[52] I want to know this story.
[53] Okay, well, that's, you're going to have to resubmit.
[54] Get the back of the line.
[55] Not you, sorry, the person writing this email.
[56] Anyways, my mother's lawyer had a client, Sandra Champlain.
[57] Oh, no, sorry, Sandra Mansy.
[58] From Lake Champlain?
[59] From Lake Champlain, yes.
[60] Who took her husband and two kids on a beach trip one day, July, 1997, on Lake Champlain.
[61] The two kids were swimming in the lake when Sandra saw Champ, which is the name given to the monster in Lake Champlain swimming in the lake so she screamed for her kids to get out just like that scene in jaws and as she did she i added the jaws part not that's not on the email she managed to snap a photo with her kodak instomatic camera did it did it did do i'm handing georgia the photo right now that stephen printed up okay so she's saying she knows this chick yes it's her mother's lawyer's client so that's a solid three people away from Kevin Bacon.
[62] All right.
[63] Okay.
[64] Apparently the family was able to watch the monster for five to seven minutes that it was partially out of the water.
[65] I mean, I'd have used up all my film if I was there for a steady minute.
[66] She said that it did not turn to look at the people despite the fact that the children were making noise.
[67] Yeah.
[68] And that Anthony shouted on seeing it upon seeing it.
[69] Okay, so my mom had a copy of the slide film and she still has a picture framed in our house.
[70] today.
[71] Okay, so this is from a slide.
[72] Yes, so that's the, that's the picture that Mrs. Mancy took, Sandra Mancy, which is kind of a great name.
[73] Okay.
[74] She took that in Lake Champlain as she was watching her children almost get eaten by that prosthosaurus.
[75] So it's up on the wall in this person's mom's house.
[76] I saw an episode on Discovery Channel where they said this is the only photo they can't find a way to disprove.
[77] I can.
[78] Ready?
[79] What?
[80] Also, growing up, I had a friend in elementary school whose mother used to live in the area and remembers taking boat rides with her grandpa on the lake, and she, too, said that she remembers seeing Champ quite a bit.
[81] Oh.
[82] Benjamin Radford and Joe Nickle observed that the Mancy Photo stands alone as the most credible and important photographic evidence of the existence of Lake Monsters, because its authenticity, is, quote, is held in such high regard by so many writers and researchers.
[83] I asked my mom to read this in case she had any details, I forgot, but she just wanted me to mention that this picture was so cool, it even got on the cover of the Times in 1981.
[84] X -O -XO -XO, Leah.
[85] I love that picture.
[86] It's such a good idea to have that picture in your living room.
[87] It is.
[88] I don't see anything wrong with it, but I also don't believe it.
[89] Remember, I think there was something you and I were texting about one day, or probably also Stephen, and I just sent a picture of Bigfoot writing the Loch Ness Monster.
[90] Remember that one?
[91] He's waving to the camera.
[92] That's my favorite.
[93] That sounds about right.
[94] I like it.
[95] All right.
[96] This is called my badass murderino mom woke up to a man in her room.
[97] Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and various animals.
[98] My mom, Elaine, is an OG murderino, has been into true crime forever.
[99] She raised me on a healthy diet of Dateline, 2020, and Oprah.
[100] Always making sure I knew how to protect myself that I wasn't obligated to be nice to anyone, especially strangers, and to always trust my gut.
[101] Naturally, the true crime bug bit me, too, and when I found her podcast, I knew the perfect person to tell all about it.
[102] Recently, oh, she told her mom.
[103] Yeah.
[104] I get it.
[105] Recently, I was reminded, or did you tell Oprah?
[106] Oh, my God, she's got Oprah's email for some reason?
[107] Oprah, are you listening?
[108] Send us your hometown.
[109] Oprah?
[110] We'll get to it in six to seven months.
[111] Girl?
[112] Okay.
[113] Let's get vulnerable about this shit.
[114] Can we?
[115] Can we?
[116] Recently, I was reminded.
[117] of a story my mom had told me and immediately called her to give me the details.
[118] So here goes.
[119] When my mom was six years old, she was living in Houston with my grandparents and her three sisters.
[120] One night, she went to sleep in her room with her baby sister in a crib, also in the room.
[121] She woke up in the middle of the night to a full -grown man in her bedroom.
[122] She screamed and ran in my grandparents' room and woke up my grandfather, who was pissed to be woken up.
[123] My mom was prone to night terrors and wasn't a good sleeper, so he took her back to bed and told her, her to go to sleep.
[124] Before leaving, he said, what the hell have you been doing in here?
[125] Because my mom's light bulb by her bed was unscrewed and her dresser had been pushed up against her window.
[126] He put everything back and my mom went to sleep, even though the man was still behind the door looking at her.
[127] No. I asked her how she could have possibly done that and she told me that she just plain and simple believed her dad or her granddad and thought she was imagining it what the next morning my grandfather shot out of bed realizing my mother couldn't have possibly moved the dresser on her own full morning later antique furniture is heavy y 'all yeah and ran into my mom's room thank god both my mom and her little sister were fine they found the screen to the window in the neighbor's yard no they filed a police report but this was the late six this was the 60s and no one was ever caught for the break in or for anything right or anything ever Thank you for making me and my mom not feel alone in loving true crime.
[128] S .S .DGM, Annie.
[129] I cannot believe that story.
[130] Good night, dad.
[131] Good night, grandpa.
[132] He's standing right there.
[133] He's standing there staring at her.
[134] And she's like, well, God.
[135] God, being a kid.
[136] Why did you paint the ceiling again or whatever?
[137] Something she couldn't possibly have done.
[138] Whose driver's license is this on the floor?
[139] Why are you making counterfeit driver's license again?
[140] I told you that interest is not relevant to.
[141] you as a six -year -old.
[142] That is horrifying.
[143] I know.
[144] Why?
[145] You're leaving your cigarette pack on the ground again?
[146] I told you no smoking in the bedroom where the baby is.
[147] That is, the aunt is so lucky.
[148] I know.
[149] That what, what happened?
[150] He's a burglar that went in the wrong room.
[151] He's like a drunk burglar that's like, fuck, I went into the nursery.
[152] And then he's just like hiding like, maybe I'm not here.
[153] And then they're all like, it was his house.
[154] He lives across the street.
[155] And it was like the same looking house.
[156] He's like, shit, shit.
[157] You know what?
[158] While we're talking about this, just.
[159] Can we give a quick shout out to Robert Downey Jr. who did the greatest, I am so on drugs, that my life is out of control thing, of crawling in to a child's bedroom and going to sleep on a child's bed, and that's how he got caught, and that's how he got arrested, and that's how he got clean and sober.
[160] Lowe those many years ago, was like 15 years ago.
[161] Rob Lowe, those many years.
[162] Rob Lowe.
[163] How did he get sober?
[164] Those many years.
[165] I just think that that is so wonderful.
[166] Yeah, except that it had been anyone.
[167] but Robert Downey Jr. He would have been shot on fucking sight and not given the opportunity to go to rehab.
[168] He would have gone straight.
[169] Oh, sorry.
[170] I'm fucking...
[171] Let me put a fucking kibosh on your happiness real quick.
[172] No, no, no. I mean, like, look, that's why actors wear so many scarves.
[173] So they get recognized no matter where they go.
[174] Like, if you see an actor that's like, it just bothers us, the paparotti.
[175] Bull fucking shit.
[176] Take your scarf off.
[177] Stop wearing white pants.
[178] And no one will fucking pay attention to you.
[179] Right.
[180] stop dating fucking actresses that you walk down with their scarves on yeah you and your scarf and your tank top and your big snow boots like stop it and you will blend in fine yeah go live on a houseboat if that's the fucking problem that get out to our party boat that's right near your house no paparazzi on the party boat in Venice please no paparazzi on the party boat and then here's us sending emails to paparazzi here's where the address the party boat addresses okay ready for this one do party boats have addresses go ahead 500 ocean way I'm not a priest, but I still sprinkled holy water, a ghost story.
[181] I've been a, we get right into it.
[182] Oh, no, it says, hi, I'm FM, fam.
[183] Great.
[184] I've been a fan of yours since almost the beginning, and I've tried, and I've listened to every episode.
[185] Thank you.
[186] Thank you.
[187] That's a lot to deal with.
[188] A lot to take it.
[189] You poor thing.
[190] The only reason I didn't go see you in Vegas is because I was busy trying to get a picture with Captain America in Arizona.
[191] What the fuck?
[192] I don't know what that means.
[193] All right.
[194] That's no excuse.
[195] that's exactly right we don't care if all the superheroes come to life and are ready for photo ops you show up at our party at our party book i put myself through college by working as an r a and other miscellaneous ways mostly in the all -girls dorm that was built in the late 1800s here we go one of the first things i was told about that dorm that was it was haunted by abigail a baby girl who was buried in the foundation by a woman who had her out of wedlock and fucking strike seven buried in the foundation of the building oh cochy twinge please don't um okay p s that's why a rando guy slept on my floor one of my first nights there as a freshman because he insisted I was afraid of the ghost I did not fuck politeness because I was a dumb fuck 18 year old I loved that dorm but some people thought it was creepy the dorm even had a Victorian lounge with an old ass piano, a creepy -ass mirror, and furniture that could have belonged to Jane Austen.
[196] So one night I was working the front desk, making sure dudes weren't sneaking in.
[197] Classic RA shit.
[198] Some of the girls from the second floor came downstairs and told me they refused to sleep in their rooms.
[199] They told me there was a ghost that had been messing with them for weeks.
[200] One of them claimed that the ghost texted her boyfriend from her phone, telling her boyfriend to stay away.
[201] Another, this is like, you can, you're 18, you want to believe that's a ghost.
[202] it's that fucking weirder roommate you have that you have to live with for eight more months that smells like flowers and pee you're like what is happening okay another said that she had seen it at the foot of her bed and she knew the other girl saw it too yeah your roommate she was just crouching and jett a lot of powder on I try not to believe in ghosts because I don't like them so obviously I thought they were messing with me eventually I start to kind of believe that they thought they saw something, cue the holy water.
[203] They even told me they went to the church across the street to get holy water, but they couldn't get any.
[204] I rolled my eyes and told them that, of course, they couldn't get it at any, they couldn't get any at that time.
[205] It was the Lenton season.
[206] At this point, it's almost midnight, and I was about to hand over the watchdog duties.
[207] They kept telling me they couldn't sleep there, so I gave in.
[208] I told them that I had a stash of holy water in my room.
[209] Shout out to my cousin.
[210] who think I'm a heathen and thought it would be a good idea to give it to me. Wait, she really did.
[211] She really did.
[212] The fuck.
[213] Love it.
[214] They asked me to go to their floor and sprinkle holy water.
[215] I was reluctant because I had to do my building rounds and I was tired as fuck.
[216] And you don't want to waste your fucking holy water on sorority.
[217] Save it for an emergency.
[218] Yeah.
[219] For when the devil visits you.
[220] Fuck Abigail.
[221] They want fucking the devil.
[222] But they convinced me. So sometime around 1 .30 a .m. I hike up my sweatpants, grab my holy water, meet the girls on their floor.
[223] Other people walking by, see me sprinkling holy water, and they start opening their doors and ask me to sprinkle it on their beds and closets.
[224] It worked because later they told me they hadn't had any more sightings.
[225] I hope I get to see you live at some point.
[226] You should come to Reno, but I know you won't.
[227] S -S -D -G -M -Paola.
[228] Wow.
[229] How do you pronounce that name?
[230] Paola.
[231] Paola.
[232] Paola.
[233] Pa -a -O -L -A.
[234] Paola.
[235] That was amazing.
[236] Paola.
[237] Wow.
[238] Thank you.
[239] I love that she actually had Holy Water.
[240] That's the best.
[241] Well, she's an R .A. She's got to cover all the bases.
[242] Sure.
[243] Yep.
[244] She's got a holy water.
[245] She's got...
[246] Garlic for vampires.
[247] Garlic for vampires.
[248] She's got an upside -down cross.
[249] She's got an upside -down cross for a heavy metal concerts.
[250] As a regular cross.
[251] You can turn it right back up and just choose your own adventure.
[252] She's got a Jewish man -made -of -clay.
[253] What are those called?
[254] Legos?
[255] Noah!
[256] A Jewish man made of clay?
[257] A golem.
[258] Thank you, Stephen.
[259] You know, you make a golem and it goes and does your bidding?
[260] Why is he Jewish?
[261] It's from Jewish folklore tradition.
[262] You've never heard of a gollum.
[263] We don't celebrate that kind of Judaism.
[264] There was an X -Files episode about it.
[265] Oh.
[266] You both are making shit out.
[267] No, no. I believe you.
[268] There's also, there's a book or a movie.
[269] it ain't there's there's gollum is from lord of the rings yeah right yeah yeah golem is the man made of clay that goes and murders things did you find that in the in your grandfather's addict when he died and you found out that you're jewish you found out that your grandfather had a clay man that did his fucking evil bidding i bet you anything someone found out that they're oh we need to know Karen you know I'm all about vintage shopping absolutely and when you say vintage you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash.
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[286] Goodbye.
[287] Hey, this is exciting.
[288] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[289] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[290] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[291] Who killed Saz?
[292] And were they really after Charles?
[293] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[294] This season, murder hits close to home.
[295] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[296] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major.
[297] your movie.
[298] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[299] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[300] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[301] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[302] Goodbye.
[303] Okay, last one.
[304] Yes, here we go.
[305] Here we go.
[306] Boop, boop, boop.
[307] This is called A serial killer I witness was my elementary art teacher.
[308] What?
[309] Okay.
[310] Hello, Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and animal friends.
[311] That's right.
[312] I don't mind that.
[313] I love your podcasts, and I have to thank my twin sister, Lisa, for getting me hooked.
[314] Lisa.
[315] We're from a small town in northwest Indiana with a population of just over 2000.
[316] It was a pretty quiet place to grow up.
[317] My grandma was the one who got us interested in true crime from a young age.
[318] I can remember my grandma listening to her police scanner.
[319] Yes.
[320] And watching Core TV like it was her job.
[321] Love you, grandma also like to take us to cemeteries for fun.
[322] Fuck, yes.
[323] I love her.
[324] We attended the local elementary school where one of my favorite classes was art with our teacher, Nita Paradis.
[325] She was an excellent teacher who made her students feel special and talented.
[326] Miss Paradis was our art teacher from kindergarten through fifth grade.
[327] When we came back for sixth grade in 1990, Miss Paradis had left her position and moved away, leaving a very inadequate replacement.
[328] we had an older sister Laura who was freshman at the time so of course we got all of our completely age and appropriate information from her yes older sister Laura yeah oh yeah the next school year we found out that Laura from Laura that Miss Peridus was actually Nita Neri what an eyewitness in the Ted Bundy trial oh fuck that's her she escaped that's right ee ye in Colorado in no it's a chai omega oh in Florida yeah well I bet she'll tell us I like that you called it chai Omega what is it Kai but it's Chi tea I didn't go to college I didn't know can I tell you the truth right now I didn't know what a fucking RA was until you told him until you started rooting that thing I was like oh she worked as an RA in the hospital cool oh like a highway patrolman got it got it I didn't resident assistant listen yeah I know I get it now look and listen about Santa Monica City College that's what's up Boop, boop, boop.
[329] Okay, so, this is really exciting because I'm reading a stranger beside me or The Stranger Beside Me by Ann Rule right now.
[330] And so this is a fucking, okay, anyways, B -B -B -B -B -a -Dab.
[331] Be sure, like, let's do it.
[332] We had an older sister.
[333] Nita was an art major and a member of the...
[334] Kai Omega.
[335] Stupid.
[336] Sorority at Florida State University.
[337] She returned to the sorority house after a date, entering the house through the back door.
[338] neither heard footsteps coming down the stairs she remained silent and hidden in the shadows and became an eyewitness to ted bundy leaving the house she helped a police sketch artist come up with a rendering of bundy and later identified him in a photo lineup and in court of course we later heard rumors that she was in our small town as part of the witness protection program oh we still aren't sure if that was there's any truth to that but either way our small town was probably a nice place to lie low for a while anyway just one wanted to share our little town's connection to a notorious serial killer.
[339] Thank you for creating a place for true crime lovers to gather without judgment.
[340] Please keep doing what you're doing.
[341] Stay sexy and don't get murdered.
[342] How cool?
[343] What a bummer to find out after she's gone.
[344] But it totally was witness protection, don't you think?
[345] Like head out and because.
[346] But if she's already a teacher, then that means she got her degree.
[347] Oh, so she, this was the past was behind her.
[348] He was got like within the year, I think.
[349] of that so this was the past was behind her he was already in jail in jail so maybe she was just like get me the fuck out of my existence right now but also like she really was the final blow to stopping this monster who killed so many women yeah including two of her fucking sorority sisters at kai omega upstairs that night where he walked in and walked out like within like 15 minutes.
[350] Yes.
[351] It was frenzied.
[352] Don't read The Stranger Beside Me. I am having nightmares.
[353] I had a fucking, I had a job interview with Ted Bundy the other night.
[354] Oh, no. I had a job interview to be his assistant.
[355] No. At his fucking mansion in Beverly Hills.
[356] I put my feet in his jacuzzi because I was early.
[357] Montessessori jacuzzi.
[358] Which is so something I would truly do.
[359] And then at a job interview with Ted Bundy.
[360] so symbolic of how show business kills people what jacuzis you up oh oh oh karen yes i'll go deep or i'm just reading a strange the stranger beside me the most disturbing book about a person who is the most disturbing person that but but anne rule had rules she she rules but she also had every tool in the book to look at him and go something's not right, and she didn't sense it.
[361] I know.
[362] Even when...
[363] It's so scary.
[364] Elvis, he hit his head.
[365] What his eyes weren't crossed anymore?
[366] And he spoke French.
[367] What if he spoke cat, but in French?
[368] Oh, mea -m -m -m -m -m -you -m -m -m - I want a cookie?
[369] A you cookie?
[370] You cookie boy?
[371] He doesn't understand what I'm saying.
[372] No, he doesn't.
[373] we can cut any of that and all of that up um well fuck yeah that was amazing that was great carla also one of the last carlas i'm sure they're very few carlas on the planet anymore that's true they're going extinct great name please send us all your fucking just send us your weird shit you know what i mean like send us your weird stories that no one you don't think anyone wants to hear yeah we want to hear it we do and the people who are listening do but that's it yes so it's and stephen send them to my favorite murder at gmail tell stephen tell stephen Tell Stephen what he needs to know in the subject line.
[374] Get your shit read.
[375] Don't use the word for our babies.
[376] I mean, or do it for attention, but just know that that's really old and no one even enjoys the irony of that anymore.
[377] Do it aggressively if you're going to do it at all.
[378] Yeah.
[379] Start a hashtag against us.
[380] Why are you mad at us?
[381] All we even doing.
[382] It's just that thing of trying to is, do you want negative attention?
[383] Do you want positive attention?
[384] What if the positive tension doesn't work?
[385] Then you might as well go negative.
[386] Sure.
[387] Stay sexy.
[388] And don't get murdered.
[389] Goodbye.
[390] Elvis, you want cookie?
[391] Oh, yeah.
[392] Right as rain.