Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
[0] Summer Smoors with Conan and the Chill Chums, a six -part series with Conan O 'Brien, Sonomovsassian, and Matt Gourley.
[1] Let's get started.
[2] Here we are.
[3] It's episode, anybody's guess, for Summer Smoors with Cone Bone and the Chill Tones.
[4] What?
[5] It's just coming in over the wire right now.
[6] We just won worst opening ever.
[7] This is Conan O 'Brien.
[8] Summer Smoors with Conan O 'Brien.
[9] the chill chumps.
[10] Yeah, pretty good.
[11] Do you remember how this came to be?
[12] This came to be because on the podcast, we started talking about smores.
[13] Yeah.
[14] And I said something that I've always believed, this is not a joke.
[15] I think they're terrible.
[16] I just think that it's a flawed concept, and I do believe people like smores because they think they're supposed to.
[17] It's kind of enforced recreation, enforced joy, but people don't really like, hey, here's a graham cracker.
[18] Here's a not very well -melted marshmallow and a piece of inferior chocolate.
[19] Let's jam them all together and chop it.
[20] There's often nothing to drink with s'mores.
[21] I always see kids stuffing this roof tile down their mouth.
[22] No. They do it because they've been instructed by the man that this is what they're supposed to do.
[23] But they don't really like it.
[24] Guys, that's wrong.
[25] You're wrong.
[26] To evoke the essence of our podcast, but chill, because this next episode, we're going to get to the bottom of this.
[27] Yes.
[28] Because we've got my sister -in -law Sarah and my wife Amanda preparing us s'mores to try and see what we finally think about this.
[29] Yes.
[30] Yeah.
[31] This is big.
[32] I am so excited.
[33] I can have like 12 roof shingles.
[34] They're dry.
[35] It's dry.
[36] It's not a satisfying.
[37] I'm with you.
[38] I am with you.
[39] I lean more in Coney's direction.
[40] I think that.
[41] they are the most delightful snack that you can have, especially...
[42] No, you don't think that.
[43] Excuse me, sir.
[44] Excuse me, sir, I'm speaking.
[45] Sir?
[46] I think that they are the most delightful snack that you can have in this environment.
[47] Excuse me, ma 'am, I'm listening.
[48] Yeah, point of order.
[49] Okay.
[50] I think that you can melt the marshmallow as much as you want to melt it.
[51] It gives you full control over your smore.
[52] How many desserts can you say that about?
[53] And I just think that you're...
[54] I just...
[55] I don't think you've ever had the right kind of smore before.
[56] You're focusing on, what is this?
[57] I don't know, yeah, what happened?
[58] We certainly entered it.
[59] Sona's wrong.
[60] Sonas, oh, so wrong.
[61] Oh, Sona's wrong.
[62] Hearing Sona talk when she doesn't know the score makes me sad forever more.
[63] Forever more.
[64] Forever more.
[65] Know some more.
[66] Listen, Sona, I was trying to undermine what you were saying by playing that beautiful tune that then turned into a total condemnation of you.
[67] That was an awful song.
[68] Best song ever, just over the wire.
[69] Such bad song.
[70] So, to sum up, you're wrong.
[71] We'll figure that out, I guess, in the next episode.
[72] That's the next episode.
[73] I just don't understand.
[74] We've got some special coming.
[75] I don't understand what you have.
[76] Like, everyone loves more.
[77] Why don't we do this?
[78] Why don't we examine?
[79] Because you're reminding me that's in the next episode, not in this episode.
[80] This is the episode.
[81] We tease the smores and then we don't even eat them right now.
[82] Well, you were the two assholes that brought it up.
[83] I don't, I was never.
[84] Falls here, hear the yell, back to school with Norman Fell, brand new shoes.
[85] I have to say, I've always, whenever I hear, that is our theme song by the brilliant Jack White, whenever I hear that tune, or remember when I sing that song, I have to say, Fawas here, hear the yell, back to school with Norman Fell.
[86] It's stupid.
[87] So I admit that.
[88] Norman Fell?
[89] Do you know who Norman Fell is?
[90] No idea who that is.
[91] Did you ever watch Three's Company?
[92] I did.
[93] Remember Mr. Roper?
[94] Yeah.
[95] Norman Fell.
[96] But why do I need to know his real name?
[97] Because he's a human being who did a brilliant work.
[98] I can know him as Mr. Roper.
[99] No. You can't.
[100] Great argument, Matt.
[101] He's also in Ocean's 11.
[102] You should know people's work.
[103] Can I tell you something?
[104] Yeah.
[105] I just don't understand why I need to know the names of the actors who played these rules on 70s television shows.
[106] Because TSA might quiz you.
[107] Also, yeah, the TSA might quiz you.
[108] Also, yeah, the TSA.
[109] you could get yanked off a plane at any moment and they will ask you basic questions about American pop culture and you need to know them.
[110] Second of all, how do you like it that on the internet you're mostly known as crazy Conan lady?
[111] Is that right?
[112] Yes, she's just crazy Conan lady on the internet.
[113] They don't even know your name.
[114] Wouldn't you prefer if they knew that you're played by Sonam of Sessian?
[115] I think that he...
[116] I've been with her so many times she's like, people come up to me on the street and I'm often with Sona because I'm showing her the errands that I want her to do and we'll be saying like this is so this is where they do the dry cleaning and stuff and if you could pick it up and she's like fuck you I don't do that for you go fuck yourself and so and then we get into a slap fight but people are always coming up to me and going like oh my god it's Colonel O 'Brien that's sorry that's just my life and it's embarrassing to admit but you bring it up a lot I'm sorry but oh my god oh my god oh my god Shaz which is the sound of them having diarrhea when they need me. Excuse me?
[117] Seriously Excuse me. What kind of diage?
[118] Did you know this?
[119] Chas?
[120] Can I say something?
[121] And this is a true, this is a real thing.
[122] When we were at Warner Brothers, there was a tour.
[123] Remember the tour bus that went around at Warner Brothers, the tram?
[124] Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[125] And so they'd get to see like, oh my God, there's this star, there's that star.
[126] And I don't like to brag, and I can't believe I'm bringing in this up.
[127] You do like to brag.
[128] I don't.
[129] I don't.
[130] It makes me uncomfortable.
[131] Okay.
[132] Unlike Johnny Depp during the trial when he said, this is embarrassing.
[133] But anyway, we went to get clean.
[134] I went to the island that I own.
[135] He actually said that he said, I don't know how to say this.
[136] It's rather embarrassing, but I retreated to my island.
[137] And I'm like, what?
[138] Anyway, the tour, you know, they drive it around, the Warner Brothers lot.
[139] And whenever they would pass me, they had to actually put in special grating in the seats underneath.
[140] People got so excited when they saw me that everyone would get diarrhea.
[141] So they put a grate at the bottom of the tram.
[142] at Warner Brothers to catch the diarrhea in a giant tank.
[143] What makes you think that's them excited to see?
[144] Oh, it was that.
[145] They were very excited.
[146] No. And the sound was Shaz.
[147] No. It was chess.
[148] And it got to the point where sometimes it was so loud that if actor Chaz Palmetry was nearby, he used to come by and say, am I wanted, or was it a Conan sighted?
[149] And we would go, we're sorry, Mr. Palmetry.
[150] The trams, and he'd be like, I know the Trams saw Conan.
[151] And he was always very good natured about it.
[152] But when every or the tram.
[153] The tram would go by, oh, look, there's Jennifer Aniston.
[154] They'd be like, oh, wow, I can't believe it.
[155] One of the friends, or they'd go by another, you know, oh, look, there's Christian Bail.
[156] He's shooting the new Batman.
[157] Yeah, okay, whatever.
[158] And then they would see Conan, Scha.
[159] And then Chas Pomeratari goes, running through the Warner Brothers Gate, and it'd go, like, me or Conan Diaria, and then it'll go, it's Conan Diary.
[160] Would Chaz ever Shaz Shaz?
[161] Once.
[162] One time, Chas Pomeratari, I was having dinner with him, and he said, let me get it this time.
[163] And he, one time, picked up the bill, but he didn't look at it first.
[164] He forgot that We weren't, you know, he likes, we both of us used to usually eat at the Olive Garden, but we were at, like, we were at Craigs, which is more expensive.
[165] And he, the bill came, and it was, it was not what he expected.
[166] And I heard, Chas.
[167] Yeah, it was one guy.
[168] It wasn't, a whole tramful of people having diarrhea when they see Conan is, Chaz.
[169] But Chas Pomeranty having quick staccato -like diarrhea when he sees $800 for two club sandwiches, Chas.
[170] Anyway.
[171] Yeah.
[172] I know who Chaz Pomeranty is.
[173] Okay.
[174] You do.
[175] That was a little flight of fancy, but that's good.
[176] That's what happens.
[177] People see me. They get really excited, Chaz.
[178] Then they see you and go, oh, my God, and you're crazy Conan lady.
[179] Yeah.
[180] You get that a lot, right?
[181] Oh, you're that Conan person?
[182] It's just that, like, okay, so a lot of the shows that you guys watch, I feel like are reruns, probably.
[183] Like, you actually pay attention to the credits when they're rolling.
[184] I always did.
[185] Did you do that?
[186] No wonder.
[187] No wonder.
[188] Who does it?
[189] You know, I put that into a Simpsons episode.
[190] I know you did.
[191] Oh.
[192] I didn't know that.
[193] You didn't know that I did that?
[194] I didn't know that I did that.
[195] I didn't know that I knew that I did that.
[196] Who didn't you know?
[197] No, no. I used to watch the credits because I was, and I knew a lot of names.
[198] I didn't know who did what exactly, but certain things.
[199] And clothes by Botany 500, I just like, what's Botany 500?
[200] What could that mean?
[201] I think it was the Dick Van Dyke show.
[202] Didn't they have clothes?
[203] No, many game shows, there were so many.
[204] It's a wardrobe stylist company, but it doesn't make sense because botany's a side.
[205] and 500's a number, why is that clothing you?
[206] Oh, you're right.
[207] All other clothing names make sense, except that one.
[208] Yeah.
[209] What are you talking about?
[210] Hey, listen, buddy.
[211] No clothes make sense.
[212] No clothes makes sense.
[213] No, but also very few things, like, why is ESO a gas station?
[214] Close makes sense.
[215] Why, you know, I mean.
[216] But Botany 500 is so specifically other things.
[217] Okay.
[218] I can't with you guys, though.
[219] You know what, this is if you're in the dorm.
[220] You should be embarrassed.
[221] You know what, can I say something?
[222] If you stay in the dorm room too late and the, and they start talking about what's at the end of the universe but what's after that this is that dorm room conversation Yeah it is Yeah Because you're also holding your guitar You are Yeah No that was not a cue No Play us out Botany 500 Play us out She's got it started This is Chaz This one's for Chaz Chaz Pomerator is listening right now He's like why What did I do I often think about the person who's Conan mentioned you last night Oh really, what was it about?
[223] Well, it's all about how When it tramped with people see Conan They're so excited, they have diarrhea It makes the sound Chaz And you think it's your name How do you explain that?
[224] And you are second to that And you're second to that And if you're Chas Pomeratari's publicist How do you explain that to him?
[225] That's a tough one I guess he's just got to play in the episode I always love to think that he can put it together instantly So he talks about a trend Oh, so then it's the diarrhea noise, and that's my name got it.
[226] Well, he was there.
[227] He was there.
[228] He just knows.
[229] Sona, would you like to make a reference of some actor or something?
[230] Yeah, why don't you reference some stuff that's more of your speed, you know?
[231] Like an episode of Jesse and who was on it.
[232] What's Jesse?
[233] What's Jesse?
[234] Wasn't that that Disney show?
[235] Hey, Jesse, hey, Jesse.
[236] You think I watched the Disney Channel?
[237] I do, all the time.
[238] First of all, that show's like 10 years old.
[239] I used to watch those shows because my kids watched them.
[240] Yeah.
[241] And then I would get excited when I saw the star of Jesse.
[242] She's...
[243] What is Jesse?
[244] I'm sorry.
[245] Jesse is a girl who goes to...
[246] Not to be confused with Jesse's girl.
[247] You needed to come up with a new reference.
[248] Hold on.
[249] So you came up with the Disney Channel show.
[250] From 10 years ago.
[251] My kids used to watch this show Jesse.
[252] And Jesse, hear me out, was about this young woman who comes, I think, to New York to be a star.
[253] But she mistakenly ends up mixed up with these kids.
[254] whose parents travel the world all the time and don't, can't spend time with them, so they hire Jesse to pretty much look after the family in this really rich penthouse.
[255] And it's this, you know, multi -ethnic child family, and Jesse's hanging out with them, and there's a butler who's like, oh, Jesse.
[256] And she's the kooky person who's in charge of them, and the theme song was, hey, Jesse, hey, Jesse.
[257] I was once somewhere, and I saw Jesse, and I freaked out.
[258] Because I had watched with my kids hours of Jesse.
[259] And I think I blew it with Jesse I think she was creeped out that a 72 year old man You're like Well, give us a new reference How about Jesse from 10 years ago I know plenty of new references I know Today I was listening to Belle Biv DeVoe And they fucking killed it's right They ripped it up I hear you I hear you I'm not I'm not cool Like no I am I am actually I'm very cool You are, of the three of us, you were the coolest.
[260] Yeah, hands down.
[261] I mean, you don't have to agree, but it's true.
[262] You should shoplifted.
[263] No, it is not even a question.
[264] It's true.
[265] It is true.
[266] But, okay, but you don't even need to say it.
[267] Just temper it a little.
[268] Maybe bring it back a little.
[269] And you know what?
[270] It's really easy to be that position of the coolest out of the three of us.
[271] I'm never the cool one.
[272] You guys make it so easy.
[273] First of all, I'm never the cool one, so I don't even try.
[274] And I think in a weird way, that's what makes me the coolest.
[275] And you know what, I'm neither or.
[276] And in a weird way, that's what keeps me either or.
[277] I'm just right there in the middle, man. You're always, you know what?
[278] The first time I met you, I was thinking, this guy's always in the middle.
[279] Yeah.
[280] And he'll always be either or, neither nor.
[281] And, man, you kill it.
[282] I'm a real Joseph Lieberman -voting kind of guy.
[283] No one calls him Joseph.
[284] Hey, let me ask you about Pasadena.
[285] We're out here in Pasadena.
[286] To remember who that was.
[287] Joseph Lieberman.
[288] I want the listeners to know that we were out here in the night.
[289] in the nighttime, in the backyard.
[290] Risking our lives.
[291] Matt Gorley's risking our lives, yes.
[292] It took me an hour and 40 minutes to get here.
[293] I'm on my A game.
[294] And I was in a hovercraft.
[295] Those things move.
[296] That's how fast.
[297] I believe that the president may have been in town today because I passed a crazy number of motorcycle cops.
[298] Yeah, I think that's true.
[299] Thank you for doing your research.
[300] Cool.
[301] Fact checking.
[302] You'd be great if I did a news show and your job was to sit there drinking and go, I think that's true.
[303] They say that in the election, Chili's new president will be Edward.
[304] I think that's right.
[305] I'm not joking.
[306] When you said Chili's, I thought you meant the restaurant.
[307] That's great.
[308] I'm not even joking.
[309] You are just trashed.
[310] I'm not trashed.
[311] You're a little trashed.
[312] I'm not.
[313] Excuse me. You're feeling no pain.
[314] How about that?
[315] I feel like I'm in a good place.
[316] If I drink a little more, like another glass.
[317] If you were still breastfeeding right now and you fed your kids, they'd both turn into Dean Martin immediately.
[318] Both your little one -year -old twins would have little fedora.
[319] They'd go to breastfeed.
[320] I'd look away for a second.
[321] I'd look back and they'd have little fedores.
[322] A bu -bo -bo -bo -bo -bo -bo -bo.
[323] Oh, God.
[324] How's it going?
[325] I love that.
[326] I think I'm going to take another suck on this nipple.
[327] I think I will, too.
[328] You know, this puts me in mind of a tune.
[329] I thought you were going to play something.
[330] No, no, no. Dean wouldn't play the guitar.
[331] How can I rely on you?
[332] You're supposed to be the anchored Worley, and you're kind of messed up, too.
[333] Well, I'm not messed up, I'm drunk.
[334] Okay, that's fair.
[335] I want to say that...
[336] We got your back.
[337] It is nice.
[338] I was skeptical about this idea, first of all, because I didn't want to have to get my passport to come all the way to Pasadena.
[339] Jesus.
[340] No, I'm sorry.
[341] It's Pasadena.
[342] Yeah, yeah, and you look up.
[343] But anyway, I figured out it's two hours ahead, so I know when to call my wife.
[344] And so I get here, and immediately I'm in a good mood.
[345] The minute I hit your house, your house is.
[346] beautiful and gorgeous and beautiful wife your beautiful daughter it's just lovely and then we have this solo stove right in the middle of our campfire yeah now i solo stove does not like me bringing them up they get embarrassed even though they paid to be a sponsor for this please i don't think they did i didn't even know that all i'm saying is i looked at this beautiful uh device which creates the perfect campfire really perfect and there's no smoke and very little work because ingeniously, they have a little air ducts.
[347] It's just gorgeous.
[348] It's so well designed that even you can't screw it up, Gourley.
[349] Yeah, that's true.
[350] So our thanks to the good people at Solo for providing us with this stove.
[351] You know what Madges did right before we started recording?
[352] He put a thing in there and the color of the fire changed.
[353] You know what?
[354] There's never been a less cleared definition of anything by anybody.
[355] You know, you'd be great.
[356] It's true, I did that and I don't know what you said.
[357] It would be great.
[358] It would be great if Sona was present at great events in history and had to explain what happened.
[359] Ford's Theater, April 14th, 1865.
[360] Bang, what happened?
[361] Sona's here.
[362] What is it, Sona?
[363] Oh, there was noise, actor go, fall, run, hat man down.
[364] Tyrannosaurus Rex?
[365] I don't know.
[366] What Sona was trying to say is that I think there's, some kind of powder or something that you put in the fire that made a color.
[367] Solo stove makes color packs.
[368] And there are these things that you just throw in and then it changes the fire into different colors.
[369] Now, I'm kind of colorblind, so I'd take it on faith that these things are cool.
[370] It's said at the bottom of the pack, wasted on goarly.
[371] That's a lot of products.
[372] It said manufacturers, no, wasted on gorely.
[373] Are you really colorblind?
[374] I'm red -green colorblind.
[375] Yeah, I can't see red and green when they're in intricate patterns.
[376] How has that, do you think, changed you?
[377] altered your life.
[378] Christmas is a real bitch.
[379] Because you have a gray tree and Santa's just a what?
[380] Does Santa just look like a gray blob to you?
[381] Yeah, Santa just looks like, I don't know, like some post -apocalyptic wanderer.
[382] Yeah.
[383] Yeah.
[384] I can see red and green.
[385] I just can't see them in detailed patterns.
[386] They turn kind of brown and green and stuff.
[387] Right.
[388] Okay.
[389] But don't, you know, I'm doing all right.
[390] You didn't bring that up during the interview.
[391] No, I didn't because, you know, colors aren't really pivotal to podcasts.
[392] Well, they will be.
[393] What?
[394] They will be.
[395] Technology's changing.
[396] Hey, do you guys think we should tell some ghost stories?
[397] I think we should.
[398] I think we should.
[399] Do you have any scary?
[400] I don't either.
[401] I don't, but I get scared very easily.
[402] Okay, here we go.
[403] Okay, here we go.
[404] Once upon a time, there was someone who had a really good idea for audio format and show.
[405] Okay.
[406] And he's so talented And said so much ability But then he made a tragic mistake He went to work for Conan O 'Brien He invited along Two incompetence Who ruined his chances At monetizing I don't really think I never I don't remember jokes And I don't remember scary stories Yeah me either My scary stories are all about Someone making a bad investment Mine are about rabbits getting killed in my backyard.
[407] I don't know.
[408] Are we talking about jokes or scary stories?
[409] They're the same kind of.
[410] I remember like one joke that I say all the time.
[411] What is it?
[412] What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
[413] Oh, wait, wait, wait.
[414] I'm sure I've said this to you before.
[415] It's her only joke.
[416] I've heard it many times.
[417] It's my only joke.
[418] Okay, hold on.
[419] watermelon.
[420] Banana, nah, you were close.
[421] I do it.
[422] No, no, he wasn't close.
[423] What he said was made, made no sense at all.
[424] That's like if you asked a dog to explain the theory of relativity and it barked and you went close, it's E equals MC squared.
[425] Ooh.
[426] The dog.
[427] I don't know.
[428] Hey, anytime I play the guitar, it's going to make your editing much more difficult, isn't it?
[429] Yeah, that's right.
[430] What is Wilson Phillips' favorite fruit?
[431] Guava for one more day.
[432] No. You can't do the same idea.
[433] I think light.
[434] It was, and you also had to think about it because you had to think about what fruit fit in there.
[435] And it's just, I don't know.
[436] I'm upset about it.
[437] So guava for one more day.
[438] Now, I have a question.
[439] You edit these things.
[440] Will you edit that out?
[441] Are you kidding?
[442] What will you do to protect yourself?
[443] I will move that to the front.
[444] I put an echo on it.
[445] That's the opening.
[446] Look at Sona, you're navigating your cup to your mouth like you're landing a plane in inclement weather.
[447] It's like one of the Apollos, where they have to dock it and they have to line it up exactly right?
[448] Oh my God, look at that.
[449] I didn't realize drinking would be part of this.
[450] You didn't?
[451] I didn't.
[452] I would not have been okay with that because I knew this would happen.
[453] Do you need another one coming?
[454] No, I do not.
[455] I like to drink slowly And then I think after one, I quit Hi, if you're listening And you're an impressionable teen Do as Conan does, not as goarly says And remember, solo stove is the way to keep Those home fires burning.
[456] Yeah, and you could put color packets.
[457] Are we done?
[458] What's that?
[459] Are we done?
[460] Oh, there's a guitar holder over there, but...
[461] Oh, there it is.
[462] Oh, I didn't see it.
[463] Oh.
[464] I didn't know.
[465] I thought they had moved it out of the way.
[466] Those are some great ghost stories, though.
[467] I don't know.
[468] You know what?
[469] We don't have any ghost stories.
[470] Because none of us really believe in ghosts, right?
[471] Well, I just don't find ghosts.
[472] I don't find ghost scary.
[473] I love true crime.
[474] Yeah.
[475] And I find, and you're the same way, Sona.
[476] I love, like, a true crime story, and I find that to be very eerie or an unsolved murder.
[477] That kind of stuff freaks me out.
[478] Actually, you know, I remember like when Blair Witch Project came out, when something is unsaid or unstated, or some of those movies like witch?
[479] Yes.
[480] Remember the Witch?
[481] Yes.
[482] or mid -sumar, hereditary.
[483] I find movies where something's just off, but it's not that explicit.
[484] I agree.
[485] That terrifies me. And some of those movies, like in the movie The Witch, they can just show some trees in the distance and they're undulating in the breeze, but because of the tone they've set in the music, I find that scary.
[486] Guys dressed up in a leather mask with a chainsaw doesn't do anything for me. That does beg the question, though.
[487] Of the big three, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and Freddie Krueger, which are we?
[488] Ooh.
[489] So, Freddy's real mouthy.
[490] It's got to be you.
[491] That's you.
[492] I guess so.
[493] I never liked those because I never understood what the rules were.
[494] I like to know what the rules are.
[495] I think you would like the idea of haunting people in their dreams.
[496] I do haunt people in their dreams.
[497] You haunt me and my dreams.
[498] Yeah, I'm saying.
[499] He is from Krueger.
[500] Most of my career was spent literally doing a show that people fell asleep to.
[501] From 12 -30 to 130, I think I'm in people's deep, deep, unconscious, and I'm wreaking havoc.
[502] Yeah.
[503] I think you're Jason because he's got a sweet side to him.
[504] That's nice.
[505] Kind of innocence.
[506] Okay.
[507] And I think I'm Michael because I'm mysterious and kind of enigmatic and charming.
[508] And unkillable.
[509] Yeah.
[510] All of us are uncillable.
[511] I don't, I can't watch horror stories.
[512] Really?
[513] I mean, horror movies.
[514] It keeps me up at night.
[515] But I don't find those scary.
[516] You don't at all.
[517] No, I see them.
[518] The first Halloween?
[519] I think I was, I don't think I was, I don't think I saw it.
[520] Maybe I didn't see the first Halloween when it came out.
[521] Oh, it's so scary.
[522] I was still in the convent.
[523] When I, when final destination came out, my friend's mom had to follow me home because I thought death was after me. But you having someone follow you wasn't scary?
[524] No, but I asked, you asked, you friend who was wearing a cloak to follow you home.
[525] Your friend who wore a cloak because it was chilly and he got cold easily and he had just bought a side.
[526] at the Seith store.
[527] Hey, can you be a favor?
[528] I'm really sure.
[529] He'd follow me home?
[530] And he was like, yes, I will.
[531] Because he had terrible asthma.
[532] This is perfect, because we're all basically 10 years apart, and I bet our horror movies don't work for the other, or at least not those that came before us, where you're probably Exorcists probably scared you.
[533] I think the Omen.
[534] The Omen scared me a lot.
[535] Halloween for me, and you're saying like Final Destination, which doesn't scare me at all.
[536] And Blair Witch was really scary.
[537] Yes, I thought Blair Witch was scary.
[538] I'm giving a shout out to the newer movies.
[539] I think the newer movies like I said, the witch, hereditary, mid -Somar, those freak me out.
[540] I think those are brilliant.
[541] I think the horror they're doing now is maybe superior.
[542] It's psychological.
[543] They call it elevated horror.
[544] Yeah.
[545] We started educating people accidentally.
[546] It got all kinds of, it got sort of useful.
[547] We're a film podcast.
[548] Let's turn this around.
[549] Yeah, we got to get out of here.
[550] We got to get out of here.
[551] We watch movies and talk about them.
[552] Did we reference Norman fell on this episode or the last episode?
[553] I think it was the other episode.
[554] Where was Chas Pomeroy and the diarrhea?
[555] They're all bleeding together.
[556] Oh my God, that's a home run.
[557] I'm telling you.
[558] All bleeding together.
[559] Adam Sacks, you know, we've got to get more servers because the internet's going to melt down.
[560] When the Chas Pomerary gets out there.
[561] We need to call up Facebook and get half of their servers.
[562] Can we also call Olive Garden get all their servers?
[563] Yeah, we'll get their servers too.
[564] We're going to get a lot of demographics.
[565] Do you guys even know what you're saying when you say get their servers?
[566] Yeah, servers, yes.
[567] You know what?
[568] My son hates?
[569] My son hates that whenever I try to explain anything in the world of tech, because he knows a lot about tech, I just go, it's an algorithm.
[570] And I say it like, we're done.
[571] And he's like, you don't know what you're talking about.
[572] And I went, mm, algorithm.
[573] Anyway, they suppose they have an algorithm.
[574] And he's just, he's so long suffering because he's so smart about this stuff.
[575] We've got to get him out of that house.
[576] It would be infuriating to have you.
[577] His tunnel is almost done.
[578] Yeah.
[579] To have you as a dad.
[580] He's poking up through the golf course that's six miles away.
[581] Is there a Rita Hayworth poster anywhere in your house?
[582] Exactly.
[583] Our house is Shawshank Redemption.
[584] And I keep going in.
[585] He has to put the poster back.
[586] Why does he have a Fawn's poster?
[587] I was going to say, when you're so tech savvy to have you as a dad must be frustrating.
[588] It's really frustrating.
[589] I'm terrible.
[590] You've been around me, right?
[591] I can't do anything.
[592] No. I dip my laptop in ink and write with it that way.
[593] All right.
[594] Actual content.
[595] Someone made a joke.
[596] Peace out, mic drop.
[597] Summer Smoors.
[598] Summer Smoors, with Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.
[599] Produced by me, Matt Gourley.
[600] Executive produced by Adam Sacks, Joanna Solitaireoff, and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Colin Anderson at Earwolf.
[601] Music by Jimmy Vivino.
[602] Supervising producer Aaron Blaird.
[603] Associate talent producer Jennifer Samples.
[604] Associate producers Sean Doherty and Lisa Burm, engineered by Will Bechton.
[605] Please rate, review, and subscribe to Conan O 'Brien needs a friend on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever fine podcasts are downloaded.
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