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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the Building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Listen up.
[17] I'm Lisa Trager.
[18] And I'm Kara Clank, and we're the hosts of the True Crime Comedy Podcast That's Messed up, an SVU podcast.
[19] Every Tuesday, we break down an episode of Law and Order SVU, the true crime it's based on, and we chat with an actor from the episode.
[20] Over the past few years, we've chatted with series icons like Bidi Wong, Kelly Giddish, Danny Pino, and guest stars like Padgett Brewster and Matthew Lillard.
[21] And just like an SVU marathon, you can jump in anywhere.
[22] Don't miss new episodes every Tuesday.
[23] Follow that's messed up, an SVU podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
[24] Dun done!
[25] Hi!
[26] Hi!
[27] And welcome.
[28] to my favorite mini -sowed the mini -sowed episode that you are listening to in your car or at work wherever treadmill um cemetery doctor's office mowing the lawn you're getting your teeth clean you're getting your feet cleaned you're getting your cat clean you're getting your bat cleaned this is a lot like Sesame Street and that's we also want to wanted you to know that this show is brought to you today by the number nine.
[29] But stop letting your kids listen to this.
[30] Yeah.
[31] What's wrong with you?
[32] Insanity.
[33] All right.
[34] This is the minisad we reach at your fucking stories.
[35] You know how it goes.
[36] I just want to say this.
[37] I, uh, in recording our full episode, we do it all at once.
[38] I bit my fucking tongue and cheek so hard with my new tooth that my beautiful dentist just gave me. Oh, you're not used to having a tooth there.
[39] I'm not.
[40] I had broken a tooth.
[41] It had been broken for a long time.
[42] I was pretending it wasn't real living in a fantasy world trying to come out of that fantasy world went to a dentist to get it fixed he is the most beautiful man in america it's got to be rough you sent me some photos of yourself in the chair it's just like not cool compounded how you look which is hilarious because you've got like stuff on compounded knowing that the guy the fucking guy in the other side of the camera is like gorgeous it's gorgeous it's so weird because the first thing they do, it's like, you know, a fancy dentist office where the first thing they do is make you put on a pair of Oakley blades because it's like, you know, they're going to do some kind of thing and it's like to protect your eyes where I'm like, can I not wear these or could I get a cute pair of cat eye versions?
[43] Like I didn't, can I just wait until he sees my eyeliner that I did for him today?
[44] The eyes are pretty much all I'm bringing to the table these days.
[45] Can I keep these exposed?
[46] Oh, no, I can.
[47] Okay, well, then definitely have him put on glasses with microscopic lenses so he can see up close into my filth mouth what are we talking about some people's fucking fetish that's true is I sent Georgia the hilarious picture of all the shit in my mouth as I was like laying in the chair it looked like your mouth was about to have a C -section yeah because they put in a huge dam so that none of the stuff that they're like because he keep pulling all the silver out of my teeth and replacing it so they don't want to make sure you don't swallow it sure it's ugly times in a beverly hill setting it's not good so anyway i with my new tooth just bit as my tongue now i have a weird speech impediment and with that i'm going to go into our first minnesota of this episode okay and i'm reading this first even there's so many choices stephen but this one i picked because it says found diary leads to graveyard I love the podcast.
[48] I'm always impressed that you're able to make us cry laugh and cry cry in the same episode.
[49] I heard on the last minisode a call for interesting found object stories.
[50] So here goes.
[51] A few years ago, I found a set of diaries from 1921 to 1957.
[52] Stop it.
[53] What?
[54] Dream.
[55] Written by a farmer from a tiny town in Kansas who wrote a sentence or two every day about the weather and what work he did or bits of info about his family and community.
[56] It's beautiful.
[57] It's so good.
[58] That's the purest thing I've ever heard.
[59] It's the best.
[60] I started researching his family and as I read them, oh, I started researching his family as I read them and eventually put together a rough family tree through census records and local newspapers and directories.
[61] Oh my God.
[62] It was such an interesting look into what it was like during the oil boom of the 1920s when everyone thought they were going to be rich to the Great Depression of the 1930s when everyone turned out to be poor what were you saying?
[63] Like when you go back in time and you want to yell at them to like, no, it's going to be bad.
[64] Get out of the desk bowl.
[65] Move to California now and plant some orange trees.
[66] In one entry in 1928, our farmers describes how a family down the road, friends and neighbors of his, was killed the night before when their farmhouse mysteriously burned down with the entire family inside except for the 17 year old son who had taken the family car to the movies and didn't get home until the fire was mostly out.
[67] The murder was never solved, partly because the cops assumed the son had done it and spent all of their attention and resources creating that narrative and getting him to confess which he eventually did after hours of nonstop questioning but later recanted.
[68] Is that the right word?
[69] Whatever.
[70] It's written.
[71] They never considered any other suspect or scenario even though the son was eventually acquitted.
[72] I became so interested in the farmer's small town life that I drove to Kansas from my grandmother's house in Iowa to see the church that his father had helped build in 1899.
[73] Oh my God.
[74] And the nearby graveyard where the farmer's family and the murdered family were buried.
[75] I asked at, oh, I arrived at dusk just as the sun was going down and there was no one around for what seemed like miles.
[76] So I let myself into the graveyard gate.
[77] It was surreal, just slowly walking around and reading the names on the gravestones like these people who had been fiction were suddenly there in real life.
[78] I recognize the names of the families and the neighbors all around, including the headstone for the murdered family.
[79] I had brought them some flowers, which I placed and then thanked the farmer for keeping his diaries, and then I started to get spook the fuck out and kind of walk jog back to my car.
[80] I still have the diaries, and although the farmer turned out to be a real asshole in the 50s, I'm glad I saved them.
[81] Keep up the Good work and SSDGM, Jessica.
[82] Jessica, be my best friend.
[83] That was such a good twister room.
[84] I just, man. Jessica's at home right now going, oh, you already are my best friend.
[85] Who would have fucking thunk like when he was like, what an incredible.
[86] I love people who fucking think like that.
[87] Yeah, that she went there and did that and brought them flowers.
[88] Yeah.
[89] Yeah.
[90] I mean, I feel like that movie starts.
[91] Yeah.
[92] In the last diary before the 50s diary starts, what happened where he turned?
[93] What life event?
[94] And at the same time, when then we switch back to modern day, the movie goes back and forth, she's leaving in the graveyard.
[95] It starts fucking pouring rain.
[96] She has to hide out in a fucking barnyard turns out it's the fucking, you know, one of their barnyards.
[97] It's haunted.
[98] It's one of the many barnyards.
[99] You know what I mean?
[100] Yep.
[101] It's a haunted barnyard.
[102] So there's ghost chickens.
[103] Yes.
[104] And there's ghost geese.
[105] ghost geese ghosties just hissing at you trying to bite you and what we learn at the end of the fucking day is it time is a flat circle it time is the flattest of circles i mean i got i got called flat chested in high school but this is flatter than that you're supposed to be flat chested now i know that's what i always said apparently fucking these wash girls were not that's disgusting i'm doing great you are you're fine now look at you all right all right this is called That time I gave my best friend bad advice But she SSDGM'd anyways Okay Hi Karen and Georgia A few years ago My best friend moved into a cute little apartment building And immediately made friends with all of her neighbors She's one of those Yeah, congratulations You're not weird Most of her neighbors with a you, by the way So she's probably We're really cool You are weird We're really cool That was so condescending, I'm sorry It's okay.
[106] I just wanted to acknowledge it, you know.
[107] But she did get creepy vibes from one of them.
[108] He also happened to be the caretaker.
[109] So anytime there was a problem, he was the one she had a call to fix it.
[110] Green jumpsuit, I'm seeing it.
[111] Nope, nothing's wrong.
[112] Nope.
[113] That sink just fell off the wall for other reasons.
[114] I love flooding.
[115] It's how I want it.
[116] At one point, he had to do a bunch of repairs on the building.
[117] and asked her if she would like to be his assistant.
[118] No, thank you, sir.
[119] That's what she should have said.
[120] But?
[121] She was a bit hesitant at first because her gut was telling her not to, but she really needed the extra cash.
[122] So she ended up agreeing to it.
[123] Wait, I'm sorry.
[124] How old was this person?
[125] I don't know, but she's living alone.
[126] Okay, she's an adult.
[127] It's not a kid stuff.
[128] Okay.
[129] Even when he asked her to meet him in the middle of an alley, despite the fact that they both lived in the same building.
[130] Honey.
[131] Poor Stephen.
[132] Leave that part in.
[133] No, that's when you go, oh, my God, you know what's crazy is we're going to go to Hawaii and I'm not going to be here anymore.
[134] Right now.
[135] The night before the scheduled workday, she called me to ask if I thought she should still go.
[136] Well, I didn't think she should have agreed to working with him in the first place.
[137] I felt that she needed to do the polite thing and honor her commitments, honor with a you.
[138] This is straight out of fuck the UK.
[139] What is this?
[140] Is this from some kind of a nun's convent?
[141] Don't honor your goddamn commitments.
[142] You don't owe anybody anything.
[143] Especially not with a you.
[144] Honor with a you.
[145] They're in the UK.
[146] That's right.
[147] I convinced her that she still needed to work with him the next day.
[148] I love that this chick's like admitting.
[149] Yeah, she's being very candid and I respect it.
[150] The next morning she called me again.
[151] This time she was hiding under her covers in her bedroom while the creepy caretaker was banging on her door and peering into her.
[152] her windows.
[153] She listened to her instincts instead of me and decided that nothing good would have come from meeting him in that alley.
[154] A couple days later, he was arrested for kidnapping a young woman from a grocery store and sexually assaulting her.
[155] Holy shit.
[156] When the police went to investigate his apartment, they found his ex -girlfriend who had been assaulted and tied up.
[157] Shit.
[158] The guy's rap sheet was a mile long.
[159] He'd previously done time for kidnapping, rape and even escaped prison at one point.
[160] Oh my God.
[161] I am so thankful that my friend was able to listen to her gut instead of me. She fucked politeness, stayed sexy, and didn't get murdered.
[162] Love the show, you guys.
[163] Thanks, Mack.
[164] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
[165] Absolutely.
[166] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash?
[167] Exactly.
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[183] Goodbye.
[184] Hey, this is exciting.
[185] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[186] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[187] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[188] Who killed Saz?
[189] And were they really after Charles?
[190] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[191] This season, murder hits close to home.
[192] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[193] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[194] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[195] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[196] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Devine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[197] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[198] Goodbye.
[199] The subject line of this email is, The Time My Mom Had a Chat with the Unabomber.
[200] Absolutely.
[201] Read this to me. Hello, Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and Company.
[202] I love it.
[203] First and foremost, thank you for sharing your true crime obsession with the world to someone who requested the first season of CSI on DVD for Christmas at the age of 10.
[204] Oh my God, I love you so much.
[205] I have a longstanding interest in all things crime and murder -related, but no idea that I had so many fellow murderinas out there to share this passion until recently, with until recently.
[206] Props to you.
[207] Hey, thanks.
[208] You too.
[209] Props right back to you from the deepest of 1991.
[210] my hometown murder story is the tale of my mother's brush with fame none other fuck my tongue none other than the mathematician turned wilderness expert and notorious serial killer Ted Kaczynski aka the unabomber i've lived in texas for most of my life but when i was four my parents decided that montana would be a nice place to raise a child for a couple of years little did they know this brief relocation would provide the opportunity for my mom to meet a serial killer.
[211] My mother had been working as a federal probation and pre -trial services officer in Helena for almost two years when on April 3rd, 1996.
[212] The local FBI called my mom's office to give them a heads up.
[213] They had just arrested the man they believed was the unabomber.
[214] My mom spoke with the federal public defender, Michael Donahue.
[215] I love Michael Donahue.
[216] Donahue is my favorite show.
[217] He's just set up a time.
[218] I used to watch Donahue after school every day.
[219] I mean, I saw shit I should have not seen when I was 10.
[220] Absolutely not.
[221] Like, I saw, I've told you this already, right?
[222] I saw, they had like white supremacists on their skinheads.
[223] Oh, yeah.
[224] And they were going off and being, like, I was just sitting there, like, crying in my parents' living room going, like, why didn't understand this exist?
[225] Why don't we talk anymore about these fucking shows that, like, Jenny Jones, fucking, who else is there?
[226] Morrie Springer.
[227] Jerry Springer.
[228] Like, the shit, Geraldo.
[229] Heraldo.
[230] Heraldo was trash.
[231] gorgeous Ricky like they had style and they had class was a kitchy yes they knew who they were yeah and my favorite line of ever that I fucking say all the time is when it was like I'm big and bold and I know him all that and like all these women came out and then this fucking amazing black guy stands up and goes someone lied to you to the chick on stage and it's my favorite someone lie to you.
[232] Well, my favorite line was on Adonohue where after this horrible white supremacist, bitter rant, they just look like little, like devil characters.
[233] They were so awful.
[234] Like insects from a fucking sci -fi movie.
[235] Yes, they're just filled with hate and it was pouring out of.
[236] And this woman stands up to say something and this guy interrupts her and keeps on talking.
[237] And she goes, hold on, you need to be quiet.
[238] You are New York City now.
[239] And the entire audience was like, yeah, it was the best.
[240] Oh, we got to bring that shit back.
[241] Yeah.
[242] Well, I mean.
[243] Or not.
[244] Time and place.
[245] We don't have to do it.
[246] We have other stuff to do.
[247] Okay.
[248] Here we go back to where I was in the paragraph.
[249] Donahue.
[250] Right.
[251] Donahue.
[252] As a pretrial service officer, her job was to prepare a report.
[253] Is that where I was?
[254] No, Donahue.
[255] Thank you.
[256] You said it twice and I didn't listen to you.
[257] Please trust me for once in your life.
[258] Just listen to me. Mom spoke with a federal public defender, Michael Hot Pants Donuio, to set up a time to meet with Kaczynski.
[259] Got it.
[260] She went in early the next morning and slipped past news vans and reporters into the county jail where she found the FPD waiting with Kaczynski in his jail cell.
[261] As a pretrial service officer, her job was to prepare a report for the judge to aid them in making bail decisions.
[262] Basically, she had to assess the risk of Kaczynski being out on bond.
[263] Don't do it.
[264] And make a recommendation to the judge.
[265] I asked my mother what her recommendation was.
[266] And since she has unflinching integrity and pride in her work, her response was, recommendation is confidential.
[267] To her own child.
[268] To her own child.
[269] That's rad.
[270] It's like, come on.
[271] But I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that bail recommendation for the subject of the FBI's most expensive investigation at the time was probably a hard nope.
[272] My mom sat right next to him on his jail cell caught, conducted the pretrial interview, the contents of which she will not share with me after 20 years.
[273] I love this woman.
[274] She's by the book.
[275] She did share that the Tweed jacket Ted Kaczynski -Kazinsky wore at his court appearances was donated to the Marshal Service by her deputy chief and that the strangest part of the entire ordeal to her was all of the media attention the case received, not her interaction with Kaczynski.
[276] Also, my parents took me to a park in Lincoln, Montana, close to where Kaczynski was captured shortly before his arrest, obviously not aware that a mass murderer was in our midst.
[277] I asked her if she had been scared to speak with a serial killer.
[278] She told me no. It was the opposite.
[279] She told her boss, she wanted the interview, and that he better not give it to the other officer she worked with.
[280] Guess I know where I get my murdering or tendencies from.
[281] That's awesome.
[282] Thank you all for what you do.
[283] And of course, remember to stay sexy and don't get murdered.
[284] Much love, Mal.
[285] Mal.
[286] And Mack.
[287] Yeah.
[288] Fuck, that's good.
[289] I know.
[290] That's awesome.
[291] Katzzynski.
[292] We don't talk about him enough.
[293] He, it's so weird when people, he is truly a serial killer.
[294] But being a bomber, he was so far away.
[295] Yeah.
[296] It's so, it's like a different, brand of evil it's a different flavor it's a different category yeah it doesn't i don't think i would have been scared because that's like a person that yeah is coming up with these terrible ideas and then executing them totally detached especially as a woman he's not sexually assaulting women that's right going after women and also her sitting next to him you say she's sitting next to a serial killer but it doesn't feel the same way it's not the classic definition right right but he's still a murderer yep very intentionally we'll do him something Someday Okay Here's the other one This is called A Head in a Jar Great Hello there Karen This is a retelling of Silence of Lambs I'm gonna be so mad It is ready Hello there Karen and Georgia I'm a newbie to your podcast So Steven she doesn't know about you yet Or the animals don't worry You come into episode 8, 10 I think 17 Okay Oh Get that tattooed You've got that tattooed 17 what did we do for 17 episodes we're just staring at a space on the carpet hey so take that out carpet I'm and then it and then it's and then the carpet grew Stephen oh my god that's mustache first that's his origin story nice holy shit someone make a fucking cartoon of that okay I'm a newbie to your podcast it's actually the first and only podcast I've ever listened to there's other great ones out there no there isn't I'm the only podcast recommended it to me and I'm hooked.
[297] Hooked like writing, no wait, hooked like hiding in the bathroom listening while my children play and sitting in my car until the last minute before I have to go into work.
[298] Yes.
[299] What the what has happened to me?
[300] Anyhow, I'd like to share a story with you.
[301] I'm from Santa Rosa.
[302] That's near Petaluma.
[303] Yeah.
[304] My family has been here for a long time, eight generations.
[305] You may have heard of the famous Joaquin Marietta.
[306] Is it Marietta County?
[307] I don't know.
[308] Maricopa County.
[309] Maricopa County?
[310] No, Marietta.
[311] Joaquin Marietta.
[312] He was a Mexican bandit or Robin Hood, depending on who you talk to.
[313] He was all around California in the mid -1800s doing whatever it is he did, stealing from the rich, giving to the poor, question mark.
[314] I said question mark.
[315] It was actually just a question mark.
[316] It was just a question mark, yeah.
[317] Rumor has it that there was a worn out on dear old Joaquin, dead or alive.
[318] When I was a young girl around 10 or so, my mother took me to her neighbor's workplace.
[319] She took me there to see the head in the jar, as any good mother would, apparently of Joaquin's head.
[320] Oh.
[321] These neighbors are an, dot -to -dot eclectic bunch, and keeping a head in a jar at his office didn't seem to out of the ordinary for old Bill.
[322] What a bill do for a living?
[323] He had a, quote, workplace.
[324] He's a teacher.
[325] What does that mean?
[326] Kindergarten teacher.
[327] He's a murderer.
[328] Their family has been in the area for many generations as well.
[329] the story was that his great -grandfather or great -great -grandfather caught Marietta beheaded him and preserved the head in a large jar.
[330] When we got there, the head was gone.
[331] Oh?
[332] He told us that they had to take the head to the family property and bury it as the police had been sniffing around.
[333] What?
[334] The thing is, my mother saw that head when she was 20, so we knew it existed.
[335] She saw the jar, the head.
[336] She saw it and obviously never forgot it.
[337] She described it to me in great in detail so much so that I almost remember seeing it.
[338] And then my printer stopped fucking working because my printer is a fucking piece of shit and I hate it so much.
[339] Can someone recommend a printer that doesn't fucking suck?
[340] Shit, I didn't know.
[341] Do you have one more?
[342] Should we end on that?
[343] No, no, no, there's other ones.
[344] That sounds about right.
[345] God damn it.
[346] So now we just don't know.
[347] What if it wasn't Joaquin Mira's, mirror at his head?
[348] It was like some neighbors.
[349] I don't know.
[350] We got to get the B side of that story.
[351] Shit, man. No, I love it.
[352] This is like a, this is a cliffhanger.
[353] This is a classic cliffhanger.
[354] Yep.
[355] You want to know?
[356] Well, then you have to tune into the next mini -sad.
[357] Where we forget that we even talked about this.
[358] Where we never talk about it again.
[359] Oh, how's the book club going?
[360] Well, we've all got great intentions.
[361] Canapes.
[362] Canapes everywhere.
[363] Okay.
[364] Oh, I like this one.
[365] This is a short and an interestinger.
[366] Great.
[367] the haunting of my dad's van uh -huh yes yes yes hey all long -time listener and murderino super excited to see you guys in london in may someone from london uh so my dad is a builder so london and seems to enjoy a crappy van meaning he has to replace them on the regular a few years ago he bought a van off of a guy who he'd found in the paper and he's a complete stranger to my dad and has no connection or ties to our family once my dad had paid him paid him and driven home, he performed the usual ritual of looking for loose change down the sides of the seat.
[368] Dad, you're embarrassing us.
[369] Dad, are you me when I was eight?
[370] I was, when I discovered that you could dig around in the car and find loose stuff, like, it was like a whole world was open to me. I have a really big problem, a really big problem with unfamiliar crumbs.
[371] Okay.
[372] I really, really don't like them.
[373] I don't want anyone to.
[374] to fucking touch them in front of me i don't want to touch them myself i just don't you know like impersonal crumbs i get it like you don't know how they got there is you didn't enjoy the the cookie that made those crumbs right i get it um whereas i love to dig my fingernails into unfamiliar and you get them under your nail i don't like it i don't like it but you could get 25 cents no no never bobby pin you never got 25 cents i guarantee it what about one single dice or a die okay so he the dad's looking for the loose change in the seats okay his hand hits a piece of paper and he pulls it out to have a look oh my god it's an old newspaper clipping that has been very carefully cut out and folded and as he unfolded he realized it's his grandmother's obituary from 1981 job your fucking face dot dot dot what the actual fuck needless to see oh my god No, I need a minute.
[375] Oh, my God.
[376] Okay, go on.
[377] Insane.
[378] Yeah.
[379] What are the odds?
[380] Needless to say, he didn't keep the van for long, but that's probably due to the engine falling out or the exhaust exploding.
[381] The exhaust exploding.
[382] I don't know if it's...
[383] Is that a thing?
[384] I don't know.
[385] In England.
[386] It doesn't work.
[387] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[388] Over there.
[389] The whole back ends of cars explode.
[390] When my parents first told me that I thought they were winding me up, British.
[391] Winding me up.
[392] But their faces were deadly.
[393] serious and they have the newspaper clipping they have it parents are liars though um but they have the newspaper yeah but they cut it out themselves when she died there's crumbs provable crumbs from 1981 on that clipping okay they they said it freaked them out at the time it really freaked them out at the time neither of them believe in supernatural stuff but they both admitted that this made them wobble i hate not knowing answers to mysteries and this one is a killer again can't wait to see and May SSDGM.
[394] Georgia from London.
[395] Oh, my God.
[396] Hi, Georgia.
[397] I didn't know.
[398] We had those there.
[399] That's bananas.
[400] I mean, why didn't he do any, if you were a murderer, he would have done some fucking digging, like the girl from the first story and found the fucking guy who had owned it originally and how he knew his grandma.
[401] But I mean, God, that's weird.
[402] It's so weird.
[403] Because what if the guy's like, oh, I don't know, whoever had the van before me?
[404] Yeah, then go track that guy down.
[405] Go get on your bike it's never going to be the first one it's going to be like three down the road and then you're going to be like a detective that's right you got to dig in you got to be in it for the long haul if you're going to get excited about a clipping then you got to follow that clipping on its long path how badly do you want a fucking mystery to dig into also that's kind of easy though like not a hard one no but like just something that you could you could microfish it up yeah well that's you don't want to go to the library I don't want to microfuge.
[406] You don't want to go to a basement anywhere?
[407] I don't mind going to a basement.
[408] But microfuge sounds like 14 hours of fucking fishing.
[409] I don't want to talk anymore because my tongue hurts so bad.
[410] Thank you guys for listening.
[411] Send your shit to my favorite murder at Gmail.
[412] And stay sexy.
[413] And don't get murdered.
[414] Elvis, you want a cookie?
[415] Cookie?
[416] There is.
[417] Oh, bye.