#1488 - Andrew Schulz

[0] Do do do do so you were asking Yeah By the time I came around Missy Shore was already in an advanced stage She was older Okay And she had some health issues And so she wasn't banging comics at that point But there was a time There was a time when she was She was the boss She was a boss woman And she would grab comedians And Jimmy Schubert talked about He was like 21 years old Wanted to be a comic All of a sudden he's banging Mincey Shore like yikes do we know anybody famous famous I don't know I don't know who's talking about it I know Jimmy talked about it in Argus Williams Argus talked about it I have no idea but it's in it's a part of the reason why I'm saying it is because it's a part of the comedy store documentary that they're putting out I mean she is a joint she was an animal yeah like she's pretty girl she also was like the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians like by running that store that way and letting all those people just be buck wild and have this crazy creative environment that's where kinnison erupted from and that's where you know richard prior used to work out there and bill hick started there and so many people so many people were there in their early days why do you think that it could flourish that way because of her but like how did it make money how did she have money how did it well there was a lot of great comedy right so you got to think you've got richard prior there.

[1] You've got David Letterman there.

[2] You've got Tim Thomas.

[3] There was a giant cast of great comedy that came out of that club.

[4] And it was a cultural landmark and still is a cultural landmark in Hollywood.

[5] So there's money to be made there.

[6] And that was the roaring days of the 80s where it was packed all the time.

[7] And then there was like a drop off.

[8] But now it's when we get to open again, it'll be packed again.

[9] It's like before the pandemic, it was probably the best it's ever been doing yeah i mean i would go in there and it was insane all three rooms packed i mean just comics everywhere the vibe was right it's a real shame yeah it is a real shame it is a real shame but it's just one part of the real shame of all this craziness that's been going on for the last few months yeah you know it's uh and now we're just talking about it before like there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the people that come into them are less sick than they ever were before.

[10] There's Alex C. In Italy, rather, they're saying there's such a small amount of virus.

[11] It's almost undetectable.

[12] Yeah.

[13] It's run through the country.

[14] Yeah.

[15] It's hot out.

[16] Yeah.

[17] You think that's all it was.

[18] So Trump was right.

[19] Trump said it was going to go away without any cure.

[20] Well, and then it did.

[21] It would, but it would have killed more people.

[22] Yeah.

[23] I don't know how many more people, though.

[24] I don't know if there could have been a better strategy.

[25] I don't know, dude.

[26] The problem is we're Monday morning quarterback in.

[27] Yeah.

[28] Yeah, it's like after the fact we're going, oh, this is what we should have done.

[29] I thought we were all going to die.

[30] Yeah.

[31] I didn't think we were going to die, but like I thought it could have gotten kind of bad a little bit.

[32] I made a few phone calls of friends.

[33] I was like, you know, go stock your fridges.

[34] We might be in the crib for a little bit.

[35] The only thing that helped me was Idris Elba.

[36] Why would he say?

[37] Because he got it and he was fine.

[38] Yeah.

[39] I was like, look at Idris.

[40] Yeah.

[41] Do you think they really got it?

[42] Yes, I do.

[43] Like, you don't think it's weird that like the second it pops off.

[44] Tom Hanks is like, I got it.

[45] Well, the whole crew got it.

[46] A lot of people were hospitalized.

[47] There was a breakout in that area.

[48] Okay.

[49] Yeah, it was real.

[50] Because that's what I would do if I wanted people to be afraid, right?

[51] I'd be like, who's the most famous guy?

[52] He got it.

[53] Oh, you're going deep conspiracy.

[54] I'm just saying, wouldn't you do that?

[55] We haven't even smoked any weed yet.

[56] Are we, maybe at the end, but once I smoke, it's over.

[57] I just want to let you know.

[58] What happens?

[59] It just, I'll fall apart.

[60] I'll, like, start doing, like, I'll start, like, doing, like, beat boxing maybe.

[61] It just gets really bad.

[62] It gets horrible.

[63] If we wanted to point to a conspiracy.

[64] Yeah.

[65] I would say you would kill Tom Hanks.

[66] I wouldn't say you let him walk away free because he gets it and he kicks it without that big...

[67] Yeah, I'm not scared if Tom Hanks can kick it.

[68] Yeah.

[69] If Tom Hanks can kick and I can kick it for sure.

[70] Yeah.

[71] Yeah, that's true.

[72] It was interesting.

[73] It was like only famous people got in initially.

[74] You know what I mean?

[75] It was like...

[76] That's the one you heard of.

[77] Yeah, but it was like the new blue check.

[78] That's what we were calling it.

[79] Because like, I remember I didn't know a single regular person that had it.

[80] but all these athletes had it every basketball team a few people had it all these actors had it yeah I was just like how the fuck are they getting it see that the athlete thing was like okay well these are super athletes and they don't have any form you know what it was what they were flying bitches in bro you know what it was dare you come on dare you come on dude I feel like it was just using the wrong fountain those days are done we could all use any found Now, okay?

[81] Cut the clip.

[82] Send it to CNN.

[83] I got a phone with a disease.

[84] We found out about...

[85] How many clips are we going to give CNN this episode alone?

[86] How many problematic clip?

[87] You get five zero.

[88] Yeah, let's start.

[89] Tranny, let's talk about them.

[90] Let's talk about them.

[91] I feel like the athlete thing was like, okay, they're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms.

[92] Right.

[93] But we're not super athletes.

[94] Okay.

[95] But then Idriselba is just a really good in shape actor.

[96] Yeah.

[97] Well, he seems okay.

[98] Tom Hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look like he's in great shape.

[99] Yeah.

[100] And he got through it.

[101] What is, you know, and then you find out the flu numbers.

[102] But it's not the flu.

[103] Okay.

[104] Okay, it's not the flu.

[105] Yeah.

[106] Okay, it's not the flu.

[107] Yeah.

[108] You know.

[109] Science is a new religion, bro.

[110] Well.

[111] Think about it.

[112] Think about it, though.

[113] No, but it's Monday, money.

[114] I really believe this.

[115] I really believe it's Monday morning.

[116] I know what you're saying with the Monday morning, but like.

[117] Quarterbacking.

[118] Think about like the way religion operated in the past, right?

[119] The second you said anything against the church.

[120] They shame you, they ostracize you.

[121] Who the fuck are you?

[122] How could you say these things?

[123] They put you in your little box over there.

[124] You get excommunicated.

[125] Any of us who were like, you sure it really kills everyone?

[126] Right.

[127] Like, are you sure?

[128] Are you sure it's that contagion?

[129] Can't say that.

[130] What the fuck is wrong?

[131] Fouchy, come out of the Kibler Elf House.

[132] Tell them what's going on.

[133] They just rail at you nonstop.

[134] Yeah.

[135] And the second you say a single thing, you were, what did they label you as?

[136] I think Amazon even took down a book.

[137] A heretic.

[138] Yeah.

[139] Wasn't it?

[140] Is that what the term is?

[141] I think you were, It was blasphemy or something.

[142] One of these fucking things, right?

[143] And then all of a sudden, this information starts to come out where it's like, okay, it's not that bad.

[144] The curve is kind of flattening.

[145] Now the shit comes out today.

[146] It basically said if you're asymptomatic, you can't transfer it as easily as they thought.

[147] It's almost impossible.

[148] Right.

[149] So all that worry that we were about kids giving it to their grandmothers, they're not going to do that.

[150] That was the only reason why stores are shut down.

[151] The only reason why comedy club shut down restaurants, because if you're asymptomatic, you pass on, now we know you're not.

[152] If you have a cough, if you're sneezing, if you got the flu, stay the fuck home.

[153] That's it.

[154] Crank it open.

[155] Let's go.

[156] Meanwhile, you have to wait.

[157] No, New Jersey just said they want another month.

[158] So this is where we get into like the...

[159] I'm on my mind.

[160] But you don't think this is just people trying to get reelected?

[161] It could be.

[162] But it could be people who are scared of people dying on their watch.

[163] Because now it's not the economy to get to reelected.

[164] It's people dying on your watch.

[165] Well, if someone comes along and says the reason why X amount of people died, it could have been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept those people safe and kept everything closed for another month right so I think it's that it's also a lot of these people are not healthy people right I know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy and they're terrified of this virus yeah and I would try to tell them well hey let's look at the actual statistics yeah the actual statistics are it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch yeah right but as long as you have a good level of nutrients in your body you have a you're good adequate sufficient levels of vitamin D zinc you take you carry yourself, get in a sauna, drink a lot of water, don't get fucked up every night, don't eat sugar all day.

[166] Like, you're probably going to be okay.

[167] And maybe what's devastating, even more so, is how many suicides we had.

[168] How many people died?

[169] Because of the depression.

[170] Yo, did you hear that stat that, like, Corona actually saved lives?

[171] Because people weren't driving so they didn't get in a car accidents.

[172] Oh, that's true.

[173] People, like, in a weird way, way less people.

[174] It saved car accident deaths.

[175] Car accident deaths.

[176] What else was?

[177] there.

[178] I mean, there was a lot more domestic violence, but a lot more child abuse, too.

[179] Really?

[180] Yeah, a lot of child abuse, a lot of domestic violence.

[181] And then what's really scary is the fucking suicides, because people who already barely hanging on but might have pulled through if they had a good job and had a way to make a living.

[182] Now they're broke and they have to beg for money and they get one $1 ,200 check if they even got it.

[183] Everybody I know that's a comic is making more money.

[184] How?

[185] All these comics that were like, they're barely, they were like middling on the road or they were barely doing it, they get the $1 ,200 stimmy check, they get furloughed from their job, so I think you get like $600 or something a month or a week or something when you're furloughed.

[186] They're making like a grand a week.

[187] Like everybody had money.

[188] Dude, this is the crazy shit about everything.

[189] The stock market hasn't budged.

[190] Well, that's how you know the stock market's fake.

[191] Or this is fake.

[192] They price out everything, Joe.

[193] They price out every, the Super Bowl, they price it out.

[194] They price out the, what is it, the other thing we were just in?

[195] The pandemic, they priced out, right?

[196] And it dipped down.

[197] The protests right now, they priced out.

[198] They priced out the protest.

[199] They're MIT mathematicians.

[200] Really?

[201] I think.

[202] Call up Licks Friedman.

[203] Let's get to the bottom of it is.

[204] Lex.

[205] Call me, buddy.

[206] I was funny when we were at the store and I was teasing him because he was dressed like a men in black dude.

[207] And then you'd go, he's a blackbell jujitsu too.

[208] And I was like, okay, buddy.

[209] He's a super nerd.

[210] He's a nerd that can kill you.

[211] Yeah.

[212] Yeah.

[213] Nerds like that, jujitsu.

[214] Yeah, well, it's a very intellectual pursuit, believe it or not.

[215] It seems like it would be.

[216] It seems like it just brute strength and shit like that, but it's not.

[217] But it's also they just want to, like, touch people.

[218] Like, they're just, like, no socialization.

[219] Could be.

[220] Like, you're just in your cubicle, and then you get to embrace.

[221] Be awkward, yeah.

[222] Yeah.

[223] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[224] You get past the normal awkwardness of touching people.

[225] Well, and you maybe never were able to.

[226] Like, we need fucking affection.

[227] Like, you go to, like, Africa, right?

[228] And you're super homophobic.

[229] a lot of these countries.

[230] But the dudes are holding hands.

[231] The dudes are hugging each other, kissing each other when they fucking meet.

[232] And I think it's because if you can't just fuck broads regularly, you need that affection somewhere.

[233] Right.

[234] So you just get it from your boys.

[235] How come they can't fuck broads regularly?

[236] I think there's not like just dating culture.

[237] It's like if there's no alcohol, it's harder just like go to the hookah spot and pick up a broad.

[238] Like where do you even date?

[239] Like if you can't drink.

[240] Yeah.

[241] If you can't go out for a day, drink.

[242] Where would you date?

[243] You have to date in your social circle.

[244] You have to meet at the mosque.

[245] And what are you going to pick up girls at the mosque?

[246] I bet a lot of it would be like your girl or like your girl would have a friend.

[247] Yeah.

[248] And she would try to introduce her to Jamie.

[249] That kind of deal.

[250] Oh yeah.

[251] You know what I mean?

[252] Yeah.

[253] Like, oh, I know this single guy.

[254] I'm going to set you up.

[255] There's probably a lot of that.

[256] Yeah.

[257] You know what I'm saying?

[258] Yeah.

[259] Arranged.

[260] Yeah.

[261] And there's probably a lot of like girls trying to sabotage relationships.

[262] So like I think Mike would be so much better with you.

[263] And they'd try to.

[264] to sabotage relationships with their girlfriend and some guy so that they can sneak in some other dude whoa for sure like a terror plot yeah for sure they do that yeah i just don't think he's good for you i just don't debby you can do so much better i mean yeah he's fine how happy are you that you don't have to date through all this like how about dating through the pandemic i didn't get it all i got a girl so i'm yeah but that would be the worst like the guys that i know that are the most depressed right now or single that been by themselves for two fucking months locked in their apartment they're having people come up i think some of them don't have that ability oh they but then they were you know they were not i wasn't about to say losers losers they weren't getting any pussy before well they were getting some occasionally but they had to go out and get it right you have to go you have a couple of drinks to someone yeah so you know dude i don't even know how to get late anymore i'm thinking i bet you ask you just beg you just beg you got to bring a consent point you got to bring a consent form and have them sign and you have to record it everyone's going to be a pornographer so that every step of the way gets documented like this is for us we're going to put it in a vault and a safe deposit box so everybody knows that you you were well aware and wanted to do all this stuff you can't change what happened yeah you can't decide after you feel terrible yeah like just asking some people do distort which the distorting part is what's really scary like openly distort like what happened with you and that like you know the Chris Hardwick story?

[265] No, go.

[266] It's a terrible one.

[267] Yeah.

[268] Wait, did he get caught up?

[269] His ex -girlfriend accused him of sexual assault and this is her definition of sexual assault.

[270] She said yes to him because he had told her that if in the past that they had been in a relationship, he had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex as much as him and he didn't like it.

[271] So this was her reasoning for describing why her saying yes to him and having sex with him was actually him sexually assaulting her yeah it's crazy right so yeah he had all these text messages from her yeah had all these like he documented everything yeah luckily but yet people were still upset that AMC hired him back even though it was shown that she lied and not him and that none of it like he actually broke up with her because she was making out with some other guy like there was a lot of craziness to it and she was she cheated on him But it didn't matter.

[272] Like, they were still going after them.

[273] Yeah.

[274] People were still going after them.

[275] People can distort the version of the relationship that you had.

[276] Mm -hmm.

[277] And even if you can prove it wrong, you're still on the wire for the, I believe a believer.

[278] I believe her.

[279] I always believe women.

[280] And there's people that do say that.

[281] Believe all women.

[282] Believe, you can't believe all anything.

[283] You can't believe all cops.

[284] You can't believe all doctors.

[285] Yeah, I don't like all arguments.

[286] It's a dumb argument.

[287] Outside of stand -up.

[288] oh yeah well for funny stand up yeah all arguments are the best yes sure that's it makes it makes good comedy oh it's fun it's fun like plus it also now you've got me thinking about believe all women i'm like how can i find a way well you hear burrs bit on her birds like all of them yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah everybody knows that's nonsense when you say it's something yeah but they get behind it it's a weird i don't know you know what you know what you know my go to is always casey anthony do we believe her what does she say she killed her she killed her fucking kid.

[289] She killed her kid and duct taped it and she covered it up?

[290] Uh -huh.

[291] Yeah, she got away with it too.

[292] But like, how did she do it?

[293] She murdered her kid.

[294] Like, with a knife or something like that?

[295] No, I know.

[296] She's in Florida or something like that.

[297] I don't think they found the body, but they found blood and they found a bunch of different things.

[298] So the baby disappeared.

[299] The baby's gone.

[300] Exactly.

[301] She killed a kid.

[302] It's a famous story.

[303] No, I know.

[304] I heard the thing, but we don't know if the baby's dead.

[305] Did we find the baby?

[306] I don't think they ever found it.

[307] So the baby's not dead.

[308] I'd say.

[309] That's what I would say.

[310] I was like, bro, you need a body for a murder, right?

[311] The skeletal remains were found.

[312] Say again?

[313] In a trash bag.

[314] Oh, there you go.

[315] The skeletal remains in a trash bag.

[316] Yeah, not good.

[317] That's right.

[318] Wasn't there a situation where after the fact they found another web browser that they hadn't bothered checking on a computer?

[319] And it was like how to get rid of a baby.

[320] And the bookmarks and that one was all like, you know, how to get rid of a body?

[321] Yeah.

[322] How long is it take for a body to decompose?

[323] Yeah.

[324] What's the best way to kill a baby?

[325] But this was the case where like her lawyer.

[326] She might not have searched that in the interest of not getting sued.

[327] It might not have been, how do you kill a baby?

[328] Oh, God, it sucks that you have to preface.

[329] Everybody knows that.

[330] According to Google, neck breaking, how to make chloroform.

[331] Yeah.

[332] For everybody that watches this show, I just want to let you know.

[333] Jamie doesn't have a computer.

[334] He just knows all this stuff.

[335] Put up the list of these things.

[336] And what is the article?

[337] I'm looking on the Wikipedia for it.

[338] That's all it said.

[339] So this is what they said that she had, probably with Wikipedia.

[340] It says I'm Brian Cowan's brother.

[341] Well, I get this.

[342] It has a notation.

[343] Because I have Crohn's disease, too.

[344] They're just making shit out.

[345] Do you have it?

[346] No. So the Casey Anthony thing, her lawyer said that her dad did it.

[347] Did you see that?

[348] That was the defense.

[349] Her lawyer said her dad did it.

[350] Yeah.

[351] So the defense was, hey, we just need to make it plausible that someone else killed a baby.

[352] Oh, my God.

[353] And then you've got to handle that shit yourself afterwards.

[354] So they're admitting they know somebody killed the baby and the someone was in the family.

[355] But it got her off.

[356] The point is.

[357] I don't want to be dating anybody right now.

[358] Again, say again.

[359] So the point is I don't want to be dating anybody right now.

[360] This is the thing.

[361] You can't trust anybody.

[362] Yes, but here's a thing, with her, do you think she killed the baby on purpose or the baby died?

[363] And then she's like, fuck, I killed a baby.

[364] How do I get rid of this thing so it looks like I didn't kill a baby?

[365] That's a good question.

[366] Now we're in the realm of speculation.

[367] What would you do if you killed a baby by accident?

[368] Oh, that's heavy.

[369] It's a tough one because you didn't mean to, right?

[370] Like you were doing the game, you know, where you throw the baby.

[371] Right?

[372] And then...

[373] Just into a fan.

[374] It didn't have to die.

[375] I was thinking you drop it It fans is really fucking whizzing around You forgot Yeah okay This is just a article That mentions the searches It's from in the middle of the case It's like a web archive Her mom said that They gave the baby to a babysitter Which nobody could find And that Casey's car Smelled like a dead body Yeah She probably left it in there a long time You got a sloppy bitch like that Yeah They don't clean up the baby quick She said it was from an old pizza and trash that was in the trunk, not human decommission.

[376] Was she one of these, like, hot girls?

[377] Yeah.

[378] Remember there was, like, a time where, like, hot girls were killing a lot?

[379] It was her and then that other girl, right?

[380] Like, there were smoke shows, just fucking joints were killing.

[381] What was the other girl?

[382] She killed someone, I think it was in L .A. trial.

[383] Which one was this?

[384] Oh, God.

[385] She was, like, Spanish or something.

[386] She was, like, kind of, like, spicy, yeah.

[387] Do you remember this?

[388] No. Yeah.

[389] No, I'm interested.

[390] Yeah, it was like a pretty bad murder.

[391] We Googled, like, the hottest, like, chicks who murdered.

[392] Oh, really?

[393] Because we wanted to see, like, you know, like, when you're, like, great at what you do, you can get away with it.

[394] Yes.

[395] You know, I'm sure people have done bits about that.

[396] Like, you know, blah, blah, blah was so great.

[397] He could get away.

[398] Michael Jackson's so great.

[399] He could get away with these things.

[400] And we were like, does the same thing work for, like, hot chicks who kill?

[401] Like, would you still fuck?

[402] Oh, yeah.

[403] If they'd be willing to fuck you?

[404] Yeah.

[405] Oh, no. Yeah.

[406] Like, if a prime time, like, what's, give me. What do you think is the hottest girl you've ever seen?

[407] Hottest girl I've ever seen.

[408] Obviously, outside of our significant others, Joe, 100%.

[409] Just give me an example of, like, publicly...

[410] A joint, Adriana Lima is a joint, yo -y -y -y -y -oint.

[411] Perfect example.

[412] Now, imagine, Adriana Lima, she kills her husband, but he's kind of...

[413] I'll clean him up.

[414] I'll clean him up.

[415] I'll clean him up.

[416] No, no, no. The guy's a piece of shit.

[417] He could be the kindest man ever.

[418] She could kill him while he's, like, feeding cleft peasant.

[419] palette kits, and I would take the kit, I put them in another room, obviously I wouldn't kill a kid, I'd clean up the guy's dead body and then we would do whatever we have to do.

[420] But would you trust her if you were fucking her with a lot of objects around?

[421] I would want it to be in a like a basketball court.

[422] Was she, you know?

[423] Fucking her with objects around.

[424] I won't, I don't, listen, that's how I think.

[425] I'm not fucking her on the table at the Joe Rone and there's all these knives on this fucking table.

[426] That's what I'm thinking.

[427] Someone's going to grab a knife and stab you.

[428] Yeah, I don't know if she comes.

[429] Oh, ah, ah, your mother.

[430] right through your rib cage like oh my god I should listen to Joe and taking it to the gym I once had oh this was back of my like bad days you know I'm a good guy now I've reformed ho if you will but uh I remember I had a girl over and um I remember I left my wallet in the living room oh no and she went to like the bathroom or something I had to clean up and I remember I like went into the living room I grabbed my wallet and like put it in like a pair of pants and then I sat there a second I'm like am I fucking girls I think will steal from me like what's happening in my life that I'm willing to go through with this well you do though when you're a young man and you're horny yeah that's a drug dealer you got a drug dealer in front of you it's not just a girl that you're interested in you're also you have a real need yeah well guys are horny I mean I don't know what it's like I'm obviously talking just for men because I don't know what it's like when a girl's horny maybe it's exactly the same feeling I don't think it is I don't I have to assume that like all other things men and women are very different so I think the horny part's very different too yeah but when men are horny it gets desperate it gets weird like drug addicty desperate yeah I think I've always wondered that with like women like if because we always chalk it up to ourselves like if we get laid right it's like I kick great game like that was me like I took that down or whatever you know and I wonder if a lot of it is like their emotional state in the day like let's say their cat went missing or something like if that they're like oh fuck I'm really down I'm gonna go hook up with this guy because that's gonna elevate my emotional state I think for some girls I think some girls just want to escape and they'll just go have a you know just a fling right but see a thing with girls they have to worry about men in a dangerous way where men don't really have to worry about girls the same way yeah there's a Dude, you know what it is?

[431] Like, you saw, obviously you saw the Epstein doc on Netflix, right?

[432] Oh, dude, I couldn't watch it.

[433] Amy, Jamie and I were watching it together.

[434] I shut it off after the first 15 minutes.

[435] Yeah.

[436] I was like, I don't want to hear about this.

[437] I know what happened.

[438] Here's a thing.

[439] Obviously, fluff piece, like, you know, we can get into that.

[440] But, like, to, like, put all the guilt on Epstein type of thing.

[441] Like, he's the sole purpose.

[442] Like, he manipulated everybody.

[443] It was, like, really adorable how they did it.

[444] Kind of like, you know, Firefest.

[445] They made it look like that guy, Billy was just the only guy that did anything wrong.

[446] Like all these.

[447] Did they?

[448] Oh, God, yeah.

[449] It's like, the second someone can't refute the evidence.

[450] Like, Billy was in jail.

[451] They're like, okay, we're on the docks, right?

[452] And it's like, and, you know how, like, so, like, there were these PR companies that were attached to Fire Fest, right?

[453] They promoted this shit everywhere, and all of a sudden they're, like, absolved of any guilt because it's just this guy, Billy who did everything, whatever, doesn't matter.

[454] Same thing with that team.

[455] But what's interesting about the girls in was, like, you just got to hear their stories.

[456] Like, I never heard of any of these girls, right?

[457] And after watching the stories and how, like, they complain to the FBI, they complain to all these different places and, like, no. Nobody ever listened to them.

[458] I go, oh shit, this is why the Me Too movement existed.

[459] Because as a dude that came into the Me Too movement, not, never being a douchebag to girls, like I never fucking mistreated women at all.

[460] I was always very good to girls.

[461] Like, I looked at the Me Too, and I was like, what's going on here?

[462] Like, why are these girls like so angry at us?

[463] I'm the worst version of guy in terms of maybe like dating a lot, but I would never do anything bad to a girl.

[464] Yeah, but you're not a boss.

[465] No, no, no, no. But here I'm saying, this is what's really interesting.

[466] the girls tried to be heard for years they weren't all the sudden the voices are heard right I'm sure those weren't the only girls who talk to their boss or talk to HR about like their boss being inappropriate and we're told to shut the fuck up so the second they're listened to the floodgates are open right you see what I'm saying and I was like oh that's why this happened this is like the straw that broke the camel's back type of thing exactly and and if I look it through that perspective even in the time I go yes this is wrong and saying things like you know absolutes like believe all women that kind of stuff is is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them but I get the feeling where it's like if nobody's going to listen to you and now you got a microphone yeah you're going to scream into that shit I don't even think it's the rational ones that are saying it that are saying believe all women I think it's a lot of a lot of that shit is crazy people like yeah just that slogan is not something you could say you can't say believe all men you can't say believe, but you can't say that because then you're giving people the license to bullshit you.

[467] Because you're not treating their, like if someone tells you a story and in this story, whether, you know, whoever it is, it's your boss, you're the victim of your boss.

[468] If you don't know the boss's version of it, you don't really know the truth.

[469] It's hard to say.

[470] It might very well be they're telling you the 100 % truth or they might be a fucking crazy person who blames everybody for everything that ever happened in their life and they might be a pathological liar.

[471] There's a lot of people that are just liars.

[472] There's a lot of people that are manipulators.

[473] They make up stories to make other people look bad.

[474] Of course.

[475] But the nature of man is that men are disgusting.

[476] And when men are in control, like if a guy is the head of a fucking movie studio, I mean, get all these dime pieces to suck on his his dick to get a movie roll, they've been doing that since the beginning of time.

[477] And the problem is not just that the man wants to do that to all the actresses.

[478] Yeah, yeah.

[479] There's another the problem that some of the actresses actively manipulate that man and seduce him so that they can get ahead.

[480] Oh, yeah.

[481] That's real, too.

[482] Yeah, 100%.

[483] What's all, yeah, what's real is that there were willing participants that, that were, they were, if you're benefiting from the system, why would you reject it?

[484] Now, I'm not making a statement about Marco Robbie, right?

[485] I don't know what she's done in her life and she probably earned every single one of her roles perfectly.

[486] No question.

[487] You don't even have to name any names.

[488] My point is, you've never heard her complain about Hollywood.

[489] Because she's getting all the roles.

[490] The girls in Hollywood, I hear complaining, are 50.

[491] You don't think that's coincidental?

[492] Like, Rose McGowan ages out of sucking dick to do the role.

[493] You son of a bitch.

[494] I'm just saying.

[495] How dare you?

[496] I'm just saying, isn't it coincidental when you age out of some shit and you complain?

[497] Like, we're all guilty of it, too.

[498] You see, like, all these comics.

[499] I see tons of comics be like, there's no jobs for, like, white comics and it's like you're 50 yeah there's no jobs for 50 year old dudes yeah like you gotta play a guy who's you know you're a dad now i think a lot of times you see these these things of convenience man it's like i wouldn't want to comment on that because i don't know what exactly what her situation is or any of theirs right but what i do know i don't know either but you look at the correlation you see like okay maybe there was a time where this type of behavior was was like how you kind of work the system to get ahead.

[500] Talk to Whitney about it.

[501] Yeah.

[502] Yeah.

[503] I mean, she's not going to name any names.

[504] She'll fucking tell you.

[505] That's exactly what some of them did.

[506] Bro, that's the thing that I've realized like now is like, especially with politics, which is so smart, is like have you seen everything?

[507] Everything is like this, like a proxy war.

[508] Like, if you have a message you have to get across, right?

[509] And you're a Republican, right?

[510] If you're a message you want to get, you're a Republican.

[511] You know that the left is going to attack your identity first, no matter what the message is.

[512] So they find people who have identities they can't attack and they prop them up, right?

[513] Like the gay Asian dude.

[514] The gay Asian.

[515] What's his guy?

[516] He got beat up, like they got milkshakes on them or something like that.

[517] Oh, Andy No. Yeah.

[518] And then Candace Owens, right?

[519] Like if you're conservative and you want these conservative points said, you have to get them said by people that the right can't criticize them for.

[520] The left can't criticize for it.

[521] So it's like, if you or I say something, we're like, looting is bad or something like that, right?

[522] Easily, well, you wouldn't know what systemic oppression is, Joe, you're a fucking white guy, you have all this privilege, shut the fuck up.

[523] But if you have someone whose identity cannot be criticized, you have to take what they say at face value.

[524] So that's their proxies, right?

[525] Like, Milo is the first one of these guys.

[526] Yeah, but these two people that you're using an example are both examples of people that have been attacked by the left.

[527] But they're not attacked for their identity.

[528] and not immediately discredited for that identity.

[529] They have to be discredited for the words, whereas you would be immediate identity wiping away.

[530] But what's genius is, the left does it as well.

[531] And this fucking hit me, because I'd be looking at Greta Thunberg, and I'm like, why the fuck are we listening to a fucking kid about anything?

[532] Right.

[533] It drove me crazy.

[534] And then I go, and then I'd see the gun kids from Florida, from the school that got shot up.

[535] And I'd be like, why are we listening to kids about guns and legislation?

[536] I'm like, holy fuck.

[537] they're making kids make all the points because you can't tell kids to shut the fuck up or you're an asshole.

[538] If you're the adult telling a little girl to shut the fuck up, you don't know anything about the polar ice caps, you're an asshole.

[539] So if you just get kids to make all your points for you, the right just got to go, well, it's good that kids are involved in the political process.

[540] My favorite thing about Greta is they started off with climate change.

[541] She was talking about her future and how dare you.

[542] Then she became a half -tart.

[543] Right?

[544] Didn't she go half -tart?

[545] She went Hannah Gatsby, right?

[546] It's like...

[547] She has autism.

[548] Is that what you're saying?

[549] Someone told me she's half -retard.

[550] I believe she has autism.

[551] That's the correct term for it.

[552] What's the difference?

[553] Was she vaccinated?

[554] Do we vaccine?

[555] Did you have too much vaccines in Sweden?

[556] No, there's no issues with the vaccines.

[557] Right.

[558] It actually is a plus, you know?

[559] Doing the vaccines?

[560] No, no. The autism.

[561] It actually helps you focus on certain things.

[562] Like what?

[563] I don't know.

[564] I mean, that's what they say about people on the spectrum.

[565] Yeah.

[566] Let's ask Ben Shapiro.

[567] Do you think he's on it?

[568] Oh, autistic Adam Smith.

[569] That's what I fall.

[570] Dude, let's go.

[571] The free market is.

[572] Like, ask him about anything.

[573] You're like donuts.

[574] Well, the best donuts would be in the free market.

[575] It's like, bro, turn it off for a second, dude.

[576] Just fucking turn it.

[577] We get it.

[578] You like capitalism, dude.

[579] Turn it the fuck down.

[580] What I was going to say about that Greta chick is they brought her on the COVID council.

[581] I saw that.

[582] I couldn't believe it.

[583] She's 16.

[584] Like, why are you bringing her on an infectious disease council for a pandemic that no one's ever faced before?

[585] Bro, it's unbelievable.

[586] You know who they wouldn't have on the council?

[587] Who?

[588] Rand Paul, who is an actual medical doctor who actually survived COVID.

[589] They didn't ask him to be honest.

[590] Why?

[591] Because he has controversial opinions.

[592] And maybe he thinks that it wasn't the best idea to shut the fucking economy down for three months and have everybody go crazy.

[593] Bro.

[594] It is what it is.

[595] It is what it is.

[596] You can't.

[597] It's just, yeah, we live in a weird fucking time, man. But you can't tell me that they didn't, calling her for a new issue and putting her out there publicly is so irresponsible.

[598] It's calling her for any issue is irresponsible.

[599] She's a teenager.

[600] What do teenagers know?

[601] Well, I think...

[602] Please tell me what teenagers know.

[603] They know how to go to school.

[604] Okay.

[605] And they have less things in their mind so they get better at stuff quicker.

[606] Like if you want to be a gymnast or a martial artist, when you're a teen, you get way better, way quicker.

[607] Okay.

[608] Greta.

[609] If there's a TikTok dance that I need to learn, I guarantee your autistic concentration is going to make it perfect.

[610] And you're going to get down those steps.

[611] You're going to be able to do it.

[612] I don't need to know about fucking science.

[613] you.

[614] I don't even need to know about science from most journalists.

[615] I just need scientists to tell me. And then I'm going to actually ask questions because that's what fucking science is.

[616] When did science stop being about asking questions?

[617] Like if you ask any real scientists, they'd be like, yeah, well, the whole point is we just poke holes in our theories and we just do that constantly and that's actually good science.

[618] Now the second you ask a question, you're a heretic, man. If it's about gender.

[619] Yeah.

[620] Or if it's about the, if it's about the economy, economy or if it's about climate change.

[621] Those things, you're not allowed to use science.

[622] Okay, climate's changing.

[623] Yeah, but you can't.

[624] You can't use science to dis...

[625] If you have any scientific facts that you try to bring...

[626] Do you buy the...

[627] What do you think about it?

[628] You think climate's changing?

[629] It's a hundred percent changing.

[630] It's changing.

[631] For the better.

[632] If you're in Antarctica, it's better.

[633] If you're in Antarctica.

[634] It's going to get hotter and it's going to be...

[635] There's going to be some adaptation.

[636] Give me the negative.

[637] I literally, when they describe it to me, extinction events, for sure.

[638] There's going to be a large number of animals that can't survive in areas.

[639] There'll be less water in areas where it's hotter.

[640] Animals are going to die.

[641] Maybe people are going to die.

[642] We can move the people.

[643] Less crops.

[644] Yeah, it's not that easy, but you're right.

[645] Yeah.

[646] We got food.

[647] But for sure.

[648] You can make food anywhere.

[649] I can make food in my backyard.

[650] I can make food in my living room if I want.

[651] But the point about it is if you in any way dispute the models of what they're saying and have an alternative perspective.

[652] That alternative perspective is never engaged.

[653] That alternative perspective is demonized.

[654] That perspective is you're a climate change denier, and you're a bad person.

[655] And some of them just have data that they're going on.

[656] Like they're talking about raised carbon levels in the atmosphere is actually better for plant life.

[657] Because plants actually take in carbon dioxide.

[658] They breathe out oxygen.

[659] And there was some people that were talking about how there's some benefits to some forms of life by an increased carbon count in the atmosphere.

[660] It's a fucking weird argument because it's one of the factors that's leading to the fact that the world's heating up.

[661] I mean, you're saying that it's good that the world's heating up.

[662] It's like, boy, I don't know, maybe.

[663] We act like it's good.

[664] We want to be warmer.

[665] I grew up in New York, obviously, you like to be warmer.

[666] And I'm sure that's just a surface level argument.

[667] That being said, I don't know if the conversation should be stop global warming at any cost.

[668] maybe it's a better conversation to have is like hey we should do what we can to stop glow warming but we can't kill the economy because then we kill people anyway that is true we act like we're in a weird space where we just think you could print money and everything's okay this concerns me a little that doesn't worry you it worries me that's why the pandemic thing worried me the shutdown because it's like it's not that easy to restart everything and there's a lot of things that won't be there when you restart it including they think something like 40 % of small businesses might go under within the first six months.

[669] That's scary shit.

[670] That's a lot.

[671] That's a lot.

[672] So what is everybody going to work for Target and Walmart and large corporations?

[673] All the mom and pop stores go under.

[674] All the mom and pop restaurants go under.

[675] Very dangerous time in that way.

[676] Because then where are the jobs?

[677] You can't just go right back.

[678] That is a, and that's going to lead to a lot of suicide, a lot of murder, a lot of crazy shit because people are going to be desperate.

[679] That's one of the things they said about Northern California.

[680] California.

[681] They had more suicides during the crackdown than they had from COVID.

[682] More people died from killing themselves.

[683] There's a big uptick, big uptick in suicides.

[684] One of Swartson's buddies, the sheriff, was telling him that they used to have one a week, and now they were having five a day.

[685] Somewhere in LA.

[686] Like, what the fuck, man?

[687] So that's something that people need to take into consideration.

[688] You need to take any consideration.

[689] How many people are going to become drug addicts?

[690] How many people are going to be severely depressed?

[691] and it might forever alter the course of their trajectory in life.

[692] They might have been on an upward trend and all of a sudden, boom, their business gets taken away from them.

[693] And then they get desperate and then they get sad.

[694] And then they get on antidepressants and then they zombie out and then they never go anywhere.

[695] Where they were on their way to having a fulfilled life.

[696] How many people broke up with their fucking loved ones because they had to be with them all day, 24 hours a day, and they were just sick of them.

[697] Maybe they would have worked out great if they just went along at a natural trajectory.

[698] Yeah.

[699] How about if you just start with a girl?

[700] You just meet her.

[701] You've been date for a couple weeks.

[702] And, like, all of a sudden, the pandemic hits.

[703] And you really like her.

[704] Yeah.

[705] Like, let's just live together.

[706] Fuck it.

[707] And you're like, how long is it going to take?

[708] You tell your friends, they're like, you sure that's a good idea, Andrew?

[709] You've only known her for 14 days.

[710] We bought a dog.

[711] Bro.

[712] Bro, we bought a fucking golden doodle, bro.

[713] Oh, my God.

[714] It's true.

[715] They ever call your buddy?

[716] from a new number and his girl answers the phone girl answers the cell phone hello yeah I'm calling for Greg who's this Greg's friend who the fuck are you that's the real question is Greg we have a secretary what is this he's like oh yeah man that's my girlfriend she didn't recognize the number who got locked up she didn't recognize the number oh so she just answers your phone when she doesn't recognize the number yeah what do you talking about man yeah yeah you imagine yeah it's uh i don't know i've had i've been very lucky like i you know me and my girl lived together and well you would tolerate nothing less you've had a great say again you would tolerate nothing less you're not a fucking moron yeah that's the other thing it's like i cannot function well in uh misery yeah i won't tolerate misery dude i would hate to be a woman working for a guy who wanted to fuck me it would probably be horrible dude being a guy wanted to work for like oh my god there was a guy who was your boss who wanted to fuck you oh i was thinking like a girl boss but also that that sucks girl boss would be rough too yeah if a guy was putting a pressure on like if a guy was really like rubbing your shoulders like guys do the chicks at work like like laying a meat on your back a bit oh i knew a casting agent that was a female that was kind of gross and she would fuck dudes and get them rolls yeah oh yeah she'd throw it around really back in the dizzay son back in the night Really.

[717] Got a lot of fellas on a lot of projects.

[718] Really?

[719] Did you get something?

[720] No. Yeah?

[721] But she tried to fuck one of my friends.

[722] That was the only thing you're scared.

[723] I had to call them off.

[724] Hey!

[725] There was a girl.

[726] I got shit in the outer, but...

[727] I'm not out in anybody.

[728] I don't want to say names, but I think there was a girl that worked at a comedy club in New York that would fuck a lot of comics.

[729] You can get them on the stage?

[730] I think that's how it was...

[731] It's way back in the day.

[732] It was way back in the day.

[733] But did Misty...

[734] But listen, here's the deal.

[735] Here's the difference.

[736] Yeah.

[737] I support that.

[738] Keep going.

[739] No one's getting killed.

[740] See, what I'm scared about with women is that men are physically stronger.

[741] Yes.

[742] When the man is physically stronger, the woman can just basically just fuck them.

[743] Yes.

[744] They only have sex with them.

[745] Yes.

[746] The sucky thing is if it affects your career, I get that.

[747] But there's a big difference between that and worried you're actually going to get raped.

[748] Yes.

[749] What women have to worry about with guys that want to fuck them is creepy, angry guy type shit.

[750] Yes.

[751] With men have to worry about just lies.

[752] They have to worry about hysterical lies and crazy people making things up or maybe the new boyfriend coming over to kick your ass that's the kind of stuff you have to worry about you have to worry about you know less things and you don't have to worry about any of it during sex that's what I was saying if you're gonna was it Andrea Lima who's the girl Adriana Lima Adriana Lima Joint basketball court nothing around no physical objects she can't kill you with anything if she puts her pants on screaming and runs out to the car you got plenty of warning you grab a chair you know what you're doing what do you do keep away like a lion okay yeah yeah yeah yeah stop or one more time yeah yeah yeah one more is this what we're doing but my same my point is like it has to be an extremely psychotic woman for you to be actually worried about your life yeah so if a girl comes up your house you might worry about your wallet if you fucked up and you've just barely know her now all soon she's rummaging through your house but you don't worry about your life yeah Don't worry about your life.

[753] If a woman takes a guy over her house, she worries about her life.

[754] Yeah, she's a different thing.

[755] It's always gross when someone's using their power to fuck you.

[756] Whether it's a man or a woman, it's gross.

[757] But it's less gross when it's a woman.

[758] Yeah.

[759] But power, you mean physical power?

[760] No. No, physical power for sure.

[761] Yeah, yeah.

[762] I meant like power.

[763] Like if they're your boss.

[764] That's a slippery slope, though, dude.

[765] Don't you think it's like you can't use power?

[766] That's the weirdest thing.

[767] It's less gross, though.

[768] Yeah, less gross, but like that was the biggest.

[769] Not much.

[770] Yeah.

[771] Well, I don't know.

[772] That was the biggest issue with like, with the Louie thing is like, Louie, I think said in his apology, he was like, these girls admired me. And I used that or something like that.

[773] And I was like, who fuck someone they don't admire?

[774] Like, that's bare minimum.

[775] Yes.

[776] Of the person that you're fucking is admiration.

[777] Right.

[778] We just can't, we can't start labeling things as sexual.

[779] misconduct, they're actually good qualities to have in a man. But he has power.

[780] That would have been negated.

[781] But that would have been negated if he actually had sex with them.

[782] Then there was no issue at all.

[783] Right.

[784] The issue was he asked if he could beat off in front of him and a lot of women find that disgusting.

[785] Yeah.

[786] That's the issue.

[787] If he said, do you guys want to have sex and they said yes?

[788] Yeah.

[789] And then they did it.

[790] There's no argument.

[791] Yeah.

[792] But if he said, do you mind if I beat off in front of you and they said, yes, people still judge.

[793] Bro, that's the tricky thing about apologizing, bro.

[794] Dude, it's so, you know what's crazy about the public apology?

[795] Is it like, when you apologize publicly, you apologize for whatever someone thinks you did.

[796] Yes.

[797] Not for what you did.

[798] You know what I'm saying?

[799] Right.

[800] So, like, if some, if some girl thinks that he slammed the fucking door, held it down, put an axe there, and started fucking whacking.

[801] And want to see the fear in their eyes.

[802] Yeah.

[803] If that's what they think, and then he apologizes for, and as he says, my actions or whatever, everybody who believes that's what happened is confirmed.

[804] That's why I don't know if you could ever publicly apologize because you just confirm everyone's suspicions when you do it.

[805] You have to clearly state exactly what happened for the apology if you apologize publicly.

[806] Yeah, he doesn't want to do that.

[807] Because it's embarrassing?

[808] Well, his version of it's very different than the version that gets spouted around.

[809] Yeah.

[810] And whenever that's the case, there's no way to know.

[811] Now, it's a back and forth.

[812] There's no, yeah, there's no way to know who's telling the truth and who's not.

[813] But the very least, he had a funny bit about it.

[814] He's saying, even if they say yes, don't do it.

[815] If you're ever thinking of jerking off in front of somebody, even if they say yes.

[816] It's like a fire.

[817] Even if they say yes.

[818] I had a, I heard a good hypothetical.

[819] Tell me what you think about this.

[820] God, I forget where I heard it.

[821] I want to give credit.

[822] But, okay.

[823] You know how like if somebody, if an artist does an unthinkable action, we cancel their art. Like maybe watching Cosby's specials are fucked up.

[824] Or maybe you take them off the air.

[825] Well, they took the Cosby show off the air because of that, yeah.

[826] If a scientist did some foul shit back in the day, like every Greek scientist would just bang in 14 -year -old girls.

[827] No, dudes actually.

[828] Dudes, right.

[829] Yeah.

[830] Yeah.

[831] But it was okay back then.

[832] Okay.

[833] Keep going.

[834] This is interesting.

[835] It was okay back then.

[836] Times changed.

[837] Now it's not okay.

[838] Yeah.

[839] Do we stop using fucking algebra?

[840] No, we don't.

[841] And I know there is a distinction, and I understand the art is like a piece of you and math is something that you find.

[842] Right.

[843] Math always exists.

[844] Right.

[845] That being said, I bet you there are some people who would cancel the scientists.

[846] Yes.

[847] And what if art, this is, and I'm not one of these fucking like hippie art guys.

[848] but, like, what if art had, like, healing quality?

[849] You know, like, some people, like, songs can lift their mood and, like, movies and stuff like that can, like, ease pain and, like, ease trauma that they went through, you know?

[850] For sure.

[851] And it's like, like, my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about Harry Potter, you know?

[852] So, like, any time we're in a fight, I just put on Harry Potter, and then we're fucking, everything's good, right?

[853] It's like, Pavlov's dog.

[854] It's amazing, dude.

[855] That's hilarious.

[856] It's amazing.

[857] We just sorcerer a stone, boom, I'm backing it.

[858] Everything's fun.

[859] That's hilarious.

[860] But, so what if you could make that argument?

[861] Will you be like, hey, this is very powerful, this is very important work, you can't cancel it.

[862] Is that the Michael Jackson effect?

[863] Did Michael Jackson make such good music?

[864] Yeah, that's the argument.

[865] It's more than art. Yeah, that's the argument with Woody Allen as well.

[866] Roman Polanski, same argument, that like you go back and watch Rosemary's baby, even though you know he's a piece of shit.

[867] Right.

[868] Because the art is so good and so valuable, it approaches science and its value.

[869] Yeah, there's something about it where it's also ingrained into people's lives.

[870] I guess Bill Cosby was so egregious, and what he did was on a network.

[871] work television it wasn't like he was making films but you know what's wild is that like Cosby was like you know putting shit and you know drugging people and fucking him right Joe Exotic was drugging dudes and fucking him yeah but they wanted to be drugged they were all hanging around with them good point good point good point good point they're already methed out they married him come on yeah dude dude myth is a powerful drug it's a powerful drug it's a powerful drug dude that is that dude's teeth it shows you everything you need to know about meth dude with the four teeth that's what was that line That's a hell of a drug.

[872] What was it?

[873] Was it Rick James?

[874] Is it the Rick James?

[875] Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[876] But cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[877] But cocaine don't make you gay, bro.

[878] Maybe meth does.

[879] Meth is that good.

[880] Maybe they're just gay.

[881] I don't know, dude.

[882] Maybe they just can be tricked into being gay.

[883] It's like we were talking about earlier.

[884] I really do believe that people can be talked into things.

[885] All kinds of things.

[886] Sure.

[887] For sure.

[888] Really?

[889] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[890] I had a bit about it.

[891] Okay.

[892] I had a bit about Mormons.

[893] Okay.

[894] Because Mormons, there was a thing called Proposition 8, and it was all about gay marriage.

[895] It was repealing gay marriage.

[896] And, you know, what was crazy was that the Mormon church spent a lot of money trying to repeal gay marriage.

[897] And I said, if anybody should be scared of gay marriage, it should be Mormons.

[898] Okay.

[899] Because someone can talk you into being a Mormon.

[900] They can definitely talk you into sucking their dick.

[901] They just need more alone time with you.

[902] Like, you really believe a 14 -year -old boy found golden town.

[903] that contain the lost work of Jesus, but only he could read it because he had a magic rock.

[904] Like someone, if some guy can get you to suck his dick, he's just got to be around you long enough and tell you that the prophets told him to tell you that there's wisdom in his dick and that you have to do something that seems horrible to get the glory of God.

[905] A hundred percent guys have done that.

[906] Do you remember that documentary that came out about the guy who like fucked the whole family?

[907] Remember he fucked the mom, the dad, and the kid?

[908] Yes.

[909] They were Mormon.

[910] Oh, no, of course.

[911] But I still don't know.

[912] I don't know about...

[913] They get super gullible when they're in that fundamental religion that doesn't make sense.

[914] Right.

[915] People that buy into religions and grow up in religions that don't make sense.

[916] Yeah.

[917] I know a lady who was a Mormon and she actually admitted this.

[918] Yeah.

[919] It was her admission that made me think about it.

[920] Yeah.

[921] She goes, I have so much vulnerability when it comes to people who are like crazy yoga guys or cult members.

[922] Yeah.

[923] I buy into it because she grew up her whole life in this fundamental religion where you just believe nonsense.

[924] Uh -huh.

[925] So you're used to handing over your consciousness to nonsense.

[926] Let me see if I can poke holes in it.

[927] Let me see.

[928] Let me see here.

[929] Yeah, you've become trained to believe and not be skeptical.

[930] Yeah.

[931] So that anything that makes you feel good and included.

[932] You feel like, oh, it's true.

[933] It's true.

[934] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[935] It's a hokey, fucking homeopathic bullshit.

[936] Yeah.

[937] All kinds of nonsense that people believe, rakey healing and, I want to touch you and heal you with my hands.

[938] Yeah.

[939] All that nonsense.

[940] You know, and what we were talking about earlier about people in their art and people being canceled and their art gets canceled, whether or not they do that with scientists, there's actually a great example of that.

[941] There's a guy named Fitz Harbor, Fritz Harbor, and Fritz Haber, that's how you say it.

[942] And Fritz -Hobber invented the Hobber method of extracting nitrogen from the air that's responsible for a giant percentage of the fertilizing.

[943] Like, when you eat food, I think they say that 50 % of the nitrogen in most people's bodies actually comes from the Hobber method.

[944] He figured this out in like, I guess it was World War I or World War II.

[945] And then, one, World War I. So he figured this out.

[946] And then right afterwards, he figured out how to make Zyclon gas.

[947] Okay.

[948] So he made Zyclon A gas, which was a gas that was a pesticide.

[949] And they used Zyclon A gas for crops to kill off bugs, and it stunk to high hell.

[950] It was fucking horrible.

[951] So it had this smell attached to it.

[952] The Nazis turned that into Zyclon B and were gassing Jews with his invention.

[953] On top of that, during World War I, he talked the Germans into using poison gas on the troops.

[954] So on the Allied troops, there was the first war where they used, like, large -scale gassing.

[955] Chemical weapons, yeah.

[956] And so he was both at the same time getting the Nobel Prize for the Haber method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere.

[957] And then on top of that, wanted for crimes against humanity.

[958] Fuck So he was wanted for war crimes For gassing Yeah First time they've ever used Poison Gas on troops It was thought to be a terrible violation Of the rules of engagement Have we developed a new Fertilizer thing?

[959] No, we still use that That's still the standard There's two ways of getting nitrogen You either get nitrogen through natural sources Which is like fish and fertilizer And cow manure and all those types of things And that's what compost is for And you get it that way or you get it from the Hobber method.

[960] Because the oxygen, like, when you think about air.

[961] That's the best argument for, like, what is it, mulching?

[962] What is it, not mulching.

[963] Compost.

[964] That's the best argument for compost.

[965] It's like, don't support the Nazis.

[966] Right, but he's already dead.

[967] It's large scale.

[968] Like, large scale composting is a real issue.

[969] You need a lot of biological waste to make some large scale composting.

[970] Yeah.

[971] But this Hobber thing is really, it's a crazy story, man. Yeah.

[972] Because it sort of embodies, like, this situation where you've got, a guy who did this incredible thing that helped so many people, but also did this horrible thing that killed so many people.

[973] Why were the Germans so advanced technologically at that time?

[974] I don't know, man. They're advanced with engines, with car design, with rocketry.

[975] But why?

[976] What is it?

[977] It's hard to say.

[978] I mean, they're just brilliant fucking people.

[979] But it's not like they weren't in close proximity to other people in Europe.

[980] You would think that, like, that technology would be shared.

[981] That's just so...

[982] Dude, it was so crazy how advanced they were that the United States took the Nazis in to run NASA.

[983] Right.

[984] Yeah.

[985] Yeah.

[986] Space Force.

[987] Yeah.

[988] It's new.

[989] Operation Paperclip.

[990] They brought in Nazis.

[991] Right.

[992] Yeah.

[993] Yeah.

[994] Didn't the Russians, too?

[995] I think they like split up all the scientists.

[996] Yeah.

[997] They all went either to Russia or the United States.

[998] Although the biggest killers.

[999] Werner von Braun was a fucking straight -up Nazi.

[1000] Really?

[1001] Yes.

[1002] The Simon Wiesenthal Center said that if he was alive today, they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity.

[1003] Really?

[1004] Werner von Braun.

[1005] The guy, who's the head of NASA.

[1006] Fuck.

[1007] Bro.

[1008] Awful shit, man. Yeah.

[1009] Yeah, they used to hang the five slowest Jews in front of his rocket factory in Berlin.

[1010] What?

[1011] Yeah.

[1012] Yeah, dude, like real, legit Nazi shit.

[1013] Whoa.

[1014] Yeah.

[1015] That was the head of NASA.

[1016] They just took all those brilliant scientists.

[1017] Look at him.

[1018] There he is.

[1019] Werner von Braun with all the Nazis.

[1020] Yeah.

[1021] Big smile.

[1022] Oh.

[1023] It is interesting that like they never, like the brands that happened around the Nazis never like rebranded.

[1024] like you know how like Volkswagen is still Volkswagen people's car yes like which people right you know which people right and then like Hugo Boss I think is just Hugo Boss I think is just Hugo Boss was a Nazi company they made the fucking outfits oh that's right didn't we talk about this but isn't that like don't you know how now if you have like a little like Pizza Hut was like we remade the pizzas they're way better and like you would think that you would rebrand if you're attached to that.

[1025] You'd switch the name up.

[1026] Right.

[1027] You know, in some way.

[1028] Jake boss.

[1029] Well, they used to, people had a different sensibility when it came to things back then.

[1030] What you mean?

[1031] Because you got to think, because they let things go.

[1032] Like, the only thing that never let go is the swastika.

[1033] You can't bring back the swastika.

[1034] Yeah.

[1035] But like, in those days after World War II.

[1036] It's an Indian thing, right?

[1037] Isn't it a Hindu symbol?

[1038] So these poor Indians are walking around?

[1039] Say again?

[1040] It's in the other direction.

[1041] Oh, okay.

[1042] But still, you can't wear it.

[1043] Hogan's Heroes was a fucking sitcom about Nazi concentration camps.

[1044] Yeah.

[1045] I mean, they joke around about it in the 1970s, and that was just 20 years afterwards.

[1046] Dude, that's an interesting, like, discussion is like...

[1047] Imagine if we had a sitcom about 9 -11.

[1048] Yeah, dude.

[1049] That's what Hogan's Heroes is like.

[1050] Yeah.

[1051] Same amount of time.

[1052] Yeah.

[1053] That's crazy.

[1054] Yeah, dude, there was a time.

[1055] I'm trying to see if this is possible but like where like comedy and corporations could work together when was this at the time you're describing like I don't think comedy and corporations can work together I think it's very difficult right so it's like well back then didn't comedy have to work with corporations or they couldn't work at all right but the corporations were like okay just be funny that's fine you could do a show about this like oh you mean a show about like they're not like Nazi concentration camps exactly like they're not police I mean, insane.

[1056] And you know, the dude, Bob Crane, on the far right, was a freak.

[1057] He was like one of the first guys to film himself fucking.

[1058] Oh, okay, ledge.

[1059] It was a great, great -can -eer movie.

[1060] Big cameras back then.

[1061] Big cameras.

[1062] You knew, like, another person.

[1063] It wasn't like your iPhone, which is nice and silent.

[1064] Yeah, yeah.

[1065] You had to, like, set it up.

[1066] There was like a cape at the back of it.

[1067] Have a dude cranking it out while you're banging.

[1068] Bro, who was filming?

[1069] Somebody had to do it.

[1070] He, um, there was a movie called, uh, Was it called something focus, auto focus?

[1071] I think it was called autofocus.

[1072] But it was a film about him and he got murdered by this dude that he used to bang girls with.

[1073] Why?

[1074] Because they had a dispute.

[1075] They had a falling out.

[1076] Maybe they touched dicks.

[1077] And that's just...

[1078] I don't know what happened.

[1079] Something happened to do, but it's a crazy movie.

[1080] Yeah.

[1081] It shows you how this guy was just like...

[1082] A savage.

[1083] But he was like, fuck movies, man. I just want to bang.

[1084] Yeah.

[1085] this was, it just became a porn star.

[1086] I think about that all the time.

[1087] Think about that all the time.

[1088] Just fucking what was holding on?

[1089] I don't know, dude.

[1090] I think back then there was just very few rules.

[1091] Is this the movie?

[1092] Autofocus.

[1093] Or we just cared less about shit.

[1094] Yeah.

[1095] There was very few rules.

[1096] Well, I think there was just less people yelling at you if you made the wrong choices too.

[1097] What about?

[1098] There was no social media back then.

[1099] That's also true, right?

[1100] So the less people have a voice about what's wrong.

[1101] But I also think like in times of luxury rules present themselves and then in times of chaos rules strip like at least in New York I don't know how it was here but like during the shelter in place during the pandemic there was no more rules right like like yeah seems here hey you can't drink alcohol in the streets and then all of a sudden it was like yeah I guess you can right like they just said you can and then there wasn't it was dangerous there was anything like that you can't deliver alcohol you can only deliver food oh yeah you can't serve out you can't eat on the street without a permit okay you can eat on the stream of them it's just exposed that's all this corona thing did it exposed a lot of bullshit it definitely did like it fucking it took the makeup off you know what I mean like you know like you're at the club and like the girl's like beautiful and then like you guys go for like a skinny dip and then you're just like whoa dude you fucking trick me dude you know and I feel like yeah like that happened that happened with fucking TV well they adapted right they adapted with these new looser regulations in order to keep us safe during this corona time.

[1102] How does it keep me safe?

[1103] I saw the funniest thing today.

[1104] What's that?

[1105] Something that said, use social distancing unless you're protesting.

[1106] Can I tell you something, bro?

[1107] You see that?

[1108] They put it on Fox.

[1109] It was like an official report.

[1110] I got the screenshot in here.

[1111] I'll beat you to it, Jamie.

[1112] I couldn't believe this.

[1113] Let me find it.

[1114] There it is right here.

[1115] Look, as public health advocates, we do not condemn these gatherings as risky for COVID -19 transmission.

[1116] What?

[1117] This should not be confused with a permissive stance on all gatherings, particularly protests against stay -at -home orders.

[1118] So protests against stay -at -home, that you can get corona.

[1119] Hey, don't say corona five times, or corona comes.

[1120] Right?

[1121] But protest for anything else, I think you're good.

[1122] It is really interesting, isn't it?

[1123] It's pathetic.

[1124] What if, tell me if this is unethical, but what if, tell me if this is right.

[1125] What if we in support of Black Lives Matter donated a percentage of all of our live shows so that we could have full audiences?

[1126] Now it's a public gathering in support of this cause and we're putting money towards a club, putting money more on our mouth.

[1127] Now some people, of course, say you're using this cause to perform in front of more people, then you're right.

[1128] Yeah, but at the same time, we're doing the right thing.

[1129] Everyone's benefiting.

[1130] It's mutually short.

[1131] That would be interesting.

[1132] But then you're giving up your power to, whether it's Black Lives Matter or whatever, you give it up your ability to just have a show.

[1133] It's based in time.

[1134] It really should be that you want to give money to valid organizations, right?

[1135] Of course.

[1136] Of course.

[1137] But the idea that you could get away with it, like if we have like a three -month exemption window, where you could have full crowds until they lift it you could only have full crowds if you give 5 % to fill in whatever the blank whether it's Black Lives Matter whatever people decide isn't this how they treat rich people anyway hey rich people you got to pay taxes unless of course you'd like to donate to a charity and then you don't have to pay that in taxes exactly you could take some of that out yeah that's true in that way you can kind of decide where your taxes go and then who wins these organizations that are truly trying to help people but then will the organizations drop it after a while like when do you have to keep paying them oh it's like what happens with them they become a big corporation and then they shame people for not paying right and then it becomes a thing like if you don't pay you don't care they have power over you and this is one of the things that happened with COVID yeah the people that were screaming wear a fucking mask oh yeah power over you to tell you to wear a mask are they really concerned is that what's really going on because it turns out historically they were wrong they were wrong and yet you still, you can't go to places.

[1138] I would have tacos in Santa Barbara yesterday.

[1139] I had to wear a fucking mask.

[1140] Can I tell you?

[1141] The good tacos.

[1142] Where'd you go?

[1143] Because I was in Santa Barbara, too.

[1144] We've had this conversation.

[1145] Do you remember the place?

[1146] I don't.

[1147] Some outside joint.

[1148] It's the shit.

[1149] Oh, it's an outside joint.

[1150] It's probably right there with you, bro.

[1151] Shell Hoobes?

[1152] I don't remember the name.

[1153] It's called Shell Hoobes.

[1154] It could have been.

[1155] They go.

[1156] Please put your mask on as we take you to your seat.

[1157] Now when we're at your seat, you can take your mask off.

[1158] hilarious can anybody explain to me what they thought I was going to do in the 10 feet before shame that's L .A. now L .A. is opening up restaurants and I had my friend Janet and Evan Janet is the owner and Evan is the lead chef of this restaurant Felix in Venice and they said that when people are in the restaurant people have to wear their mask until they sit down then when they go up to pee if they get up to pee they have to wear their mask.

[1159] If you go to leave, you have to wear your mask.

[1160] There's no science.

[1161] Come on, come, come, come, come, come, come.

[1162] There's no science is.

[1163] You're all in a box together, and this is an intimate restaurant in Venice.

[1164] It's not a big restaurant.

[1165] It's the weirdest time.

[1166] It's fucking dummies that they've fucked up the first thing.

[1167] Now they're fucking this up.

[1168] Yeah, because they just don't want to admit they're wrong.

[1169] They just don't want to admit they're wrong.

[1170] I get it.

[1171] I've been in that argument.

[1172] You've been with a friend or your girl or some shit like that.

[1173] New Zealand lifts lockdown.

[1174] It declares virus eliminated for now.

[1175] And what did they do?

[1176] do?

[1177] Well, there's only like a million people there.

[1178] No active coronavirus cases and no new infections.

[1179] Wow.

[1180] But you can't go over there.

[1181] They're like, get out of you dirty bitch.

[1182] They have a beautiful country with very few people.

[1183] I mean, I think the whole population of New Zealand is like, what is it, like 10 million?

[1184] They are letting some exceptions, though.

[1185] Some people can come in?

[1186] Yes.

[1187] Like us.

[1188] For instance, James Cameron and the people making Avatar too have an exemption.

[1189] Oh my goodness.

[1190] So there are exemptions for a professional purpose.

[1191] I see how it works.

[1192] What if you had a show booked?

[1193] What if Andrew and I have...

[1194] What if style bender can talk to somebody?

[1195] Yo, we got to go see Izzy.

[1196] Hey, what have we had a show?

[1197] Talk to your boy.

[1198] We might have to do it is take a test.

[1199] How about I take a test?

[1200] There's no way to take a test without shoving that fucking thing all the way down my nose.

[1201] Bro, it's so easy now.

[1202] The new one, just a little cute tip.

[1203] It just barely goes in the inside of your nose.

[1204] And then done.

[1205] And then you're done.

[1206] Yeah.

[1207] I haven't taken a test.

[1208] I've taken seven of them, I think.

[1209] And you're passing?

[1210] Yeah.

[1211] Every one of them.

[1212] Yeah.

[1213] I don't know, dude.

[1214] I don't know.

[1215] I don't think I, yeah, maybe I got it.

[1216] I don't know, maybe I had it.

[1217] Do you take vitamins?

[1218] No. No. Yeah, I don't know.

[1219] I think I got, like, I don't know.

[1220] Like, I knew I was over it.

[1221] Say again?

[1222] How well do you eat?

[1223] I don't know.

[1224] I just eat in the morning.

[1225] You see what you feel you eating?

[1226] And then I don't eat a lot of bread and I don't need a lot of refined sugar or none.

[1227] I try to cut them all out.

[1228] That's good.

[1229] Yeah.

[1230] And my girl's an amazing cook, so she throws it down.

[1231] Oh, there you go.

[1232] And then, yes.

[1233] So you're eating healthy.

[1234] I'm healthy.

[1235] You know, I try to exercise, but like, I did it, you know, I was like super, you know, put the lotion on the hands and cover everything up for like maybe a couple weeks and then I was like, no, this is not going to happen.

[1236] I was nervous.

[1237] Yeah.

[1238] I'm not going to lie.

[1239] In the beginning, I was terrified.

[1240] When did you stop Karen?

[1241] I knew the moment I stopped Karen.

[1242] Well, I got my first test.

[1243] I took my first test like maybe two, three weeks in.

[1244] Yeah, everybody was clear.

[1245] I was like, all right, we're all good.

[1246] We're all good.

[1247] My whole family was good.

[1248] And then I started testing everybody in here.

[1249] Yeah.

[1250] And then I knew eight people that got it.

[1251] And the eight people that got it, everyone was fine except for Michael Yo.

[1252] Michael Yo got it pretty bad.

[1253] But in the interest of telling the whole story, if anybody ever heard this already, I'm sorry.

[1254] But Michael Yo flew all the way to New York, no sleep, does fucking press, does radio, all that you, did two shows, did two shows the next day, flies back home, no rest, gets in a car, drives to Vegas to see his wife's family, hangs out there for a little bit, drives home, same night.

[1255] next day auditions next day after that more auditions so you got no sleep worn out a lot of travel stress stress stress and then audition stress and then boom it hits him and it hit him pretty bad and then he got on Advil and he said that once he started taking Advil it fucking spiked and he got real bad wound up being hospitalized meanwhile his mother got it and she's in her 70s I believe yeah kicked it in a day yeah one day because she wasn't traveling she wasn't wearing herself out she eats healthy whatever whatever the reason is i'm i firmly and he also had deficient vitamin d he that was a problem with uh with michael yeah i think mike just caught the perfect storm of being tired he felt like he might have been run down already like maybe he had a little bit of a cold yeah then got the covid yeah and got the code with a bunch of his friends and i think they were all fine they all they all got it they got sick a little bit but then they walked it off yeah i think that's the case but he got to He's the only one that I know they got it real bad.

[1256] Everybody I know that got it, they got sick, they coughed a little bit, and then after a while it was over.

[1257] Yeah.

[1258] It's just tricky.

[1259] You just don't want to kill your dad.

[1260] You don't want to kill your mom.

[1261] Like, that's really what it comes down to.

[1262] Like, I don't give a fuck for, we said, like, the guys that work with me, we all basically said, yo, if one of us gets it, we all get it.

[1263] Yeah.

[1264] And that was the thing.

[1265] We just kept working.

[1266] I was fine.

[1267] I mean, yeah, you know, just white boy fun.

[1268] Yeah.

[1269] It's what we do.

[1270] The other thing is with Mike on a bowl.

[1271] On a bowl, like spit in each other's mouth while you're riding a bull.

[1272] That's white boy shit.

[1273] Yeah.

[1274] One of the things that they were saying is with kids, they were like, my kids, they were like, you know, we don't know they're ever going to be able to go back to school again.

[1275] Might have to do remote schooling and all this difference.

[1276] I'm like, kids aren't even getting sick.

[1277] Yeah.

[1278] And if they do get sick, it's not very many of them.

[1279] Meanwhile, you don't shut down shit for the flu, and the flu kills kids.

[1280] Yeah.

[1281] This disease kills an incredibly small number of children.

[1282] It's always a tragedy when a kid dies of any disease.

[1283] So it's not like we're saying that those kids don't count.

[1284] Right.

[1285] But to say that it's dangerous for kids, it's like it's dangerous for a very small number of kids.

[1286] Very, very small.

[1287] The flu is dangerous for all kids.

[1288] The flu fucking kills kids.

[1289] Right.

[1290] You don't test these teachers to see if they have the flu.

[1291] You don't test the secure.

[1292] You don't test people.

[1293] You tell them if they have the flu stay home.

[1294] People get the flu all the fucking time.

[1295] Yeah.

[1296] And last year in America, 61 ,000 people died from it, from the flu.

[1297] so more people died from COVID yeah I don't know how many more I don't know I don't I mean I think the number they're attributing it to to it is 110 now 110 ,000 but I don't know if that's more or less than the real number because they're wondering like how are they are people dying of COVID that they're not counting are people dying of other things and they're counting it as COVID yeah there's a lot of dispute as to what the real number is let's say it's accurate yeah 110 it's basically less than than twice as bad as a bad flu.

[1298] I don't think that's enough to shut down the fucking economy.

[1299] I think people need to make good choices.

[1300] But meanwhile, they don't say a word about taking care of yourself.

[1301] Not a word.

[1302] Not a word about, don't drink so much.

[1303] Not a word about, don't eat sugar.

[1304] Not a word.

[1305] Get your sleep.

[1306] Yeah.

[1307] Here's how important sleep is to your immune system.

[1308] Not a word.

[1309] Yeah.

[1310] What do you think changes?

[1311] What do you think doesn't recover after this?

[1312] Bro.

[1313] Restaurants are fucked.

[1314] I think people go right back.

[1315] They will go right back.

[1316] But the restaurants don't have the money to stay open.

[1317] Oh, yeah.

[1318] So, like, businesses that operate on the fringe are done.

[1319] Like, the businesses are like, all right, I got money this month, we can stay open.

[1320] I think they operate in a world that never considered that we could have some sort of calamity like this.

[1321] Well, that was what Janet, the owner of Felix was saying, is that most these restaurants, they operate on, you know, they make, like, 14 % profit.

[1322] Yeah.

[1323] That's, like, what they operate on.

[1324] If you shut them down for three months, they're fucked.

[1325] Yeah.

[1326] And some of them don't even operate well.

[1327] that well they're operating on four percent profit right you know they're barely making it they're barely getting by they're not doing so well yeah it's like yeah corona exposed pre -existing conditions both physically and economically you're right like if your business had these pre -existing conditions you are barely surviving corona's cutting you out of there you're right i think that's i keep on looking at like tv you know like you see all these like shows going to being filmed in their home and it's like oh fuck like Jimmy Fallon like Falun and all these guys they're doing it in their home now and it's like weird not only it's weird it's like without all the lights yeah without all the makeup how about no audience without the laughs the laugh tracks all of a sudden it looks real elementary right yeah and and people kept hitting us out like you were so gracious you know reposting all the stuff and like for me when I saw everybody come to YouTube I was like oh it's a home game now Like, the second, I was like, you can't go to the studio, and we had the studio built.

[1328] And my guys were like - Perfect timing with your studio.

[1329] Perfect timing.

[1330] Bro, it was.

[1331] And if I did explain to anybody why I was going to build the studio prior to all this, they'd be like, you were the stupidest guy with money I've ever heard in my entire life.

[1332] Really?

[1333] They were saying that, too?

[1334] No, they didn't say it, but if I explained, like, how much money I spent on the studio and that I had zero way of making the money back.

[1335] Because I never, I know this is bad, like, investment strategy, but I never go, oh, if I put this in now, 10 years, later all I go is I really want to do this and if I love this enough I'll find a way to make money on it right that's how I live my whole life honestly it's how to do it if you're investing in fucking companies that you have no clue what they are maybe you do it other way but if you're investing the shit that you love it will work out it sounds stupid we sound like Gary Vee but you know what but you know why it works go sell some shit in your backyard it works because you're chasing what you really enjoy you know that if you build this studio you'll get to do some of the clips like these things that you're putting up on Instagram and it's what you really enjoy dude it is it was so cool it was so cool just to see everybody come in and it was like you know you know in the super movie super hero movies where like the super villain loses their powers yes and then has to fight like fight the hero on like even playing ground and it's like oh this is what we're doing now it's over because I really I really genuinely believe and it's a pain like it's hard work putting out the pieces, man. It shouts to my guys who do an amazing job.

[1336] Mark Gagnon, the comic, he writes it with me, and Robbie Sloick and Alex Media.

[1337] Match all the shit you're talking about.

[1338] Yeah.

[1339] And you know, we stole the John Oliver graphics.

[1340] Did you?

[1341] Or like background.

[1342] Where they go?

[1343] It's, no, not where they go, but like the image, like the imagery in the background.

[1344] We literally just looked at every show.

[1345] We're like, all right, who's the best?

[1346] And we're like, we want to look just like them so they compare us immediately.

[1347] You know what I'm saying?

[1348] Because it was like, it was like, I want the smoke.

[1349] right now.

[1350] It's like now for once you guys got to fucking compete with me you know you gotta do it grassroots we're in the fucking jungle it's just YouTube clips it's just a few guys making it.

[1351] You're unshackled like the prolific use of the word retard is a perfect example.

[1352] Yes.

[1353] Unshackled you could basically say whatever you want to be funny.

[1354] Yeah because who's canceling me hamstrung.

[1355] They're hamstrung first of all it has to be a television show keep going on this is interesting yeah it has to be a television show which has advertising, so it has to be, even though he's on the internet now, essentially, I mean, he's doing it from his home, from a webcam, you still have to do it under the same FCC restrictions.

[1356] You don't have to do that.

[1357] You're buck wild.

[1358] You put it on YouTube and putting those clips up on Instagram.

[1359] Not only FCC constrictions, DNC constrictions.

[1360] You know what you've got to say?

[1361] Yes.

[1362] You know you got to tell the company line.

[1363] You know, it's like...

[1364] Yes, yes.

[1365] You have affiliations.

[1366] Honestly, I really believe the reason why our shit blew up so quick.

[1367] Outside of you reposting it, obviously, that's magnificent.

[1368] Thank you so much.

[1369] You're welcome.

[1370] Keep doing it.

[1371] I'll keep posting it.

[1372] We will.

[1373] I really believe, and I think it's a similar effect to what happened with you guys, which was we just said the truth.

[1374] Obviously, in a funny way, it's five minutes jam -packed a fucking laser beam.

[1375] Someone who needed some bars this week.

[1376] Someone who needed to be told that they're fucking idiots.

[1377] But we said the truth doesn't have a party.

[1378] And if we just find truth, and I'm not talking about statistics or any of that kind of shit.

[1379] I'm literally talking about gut feeling.

[1380] Funny shit.

[1381] When you look at Biden, you're not going, this is a president.

[1382] Right.

[1383] Right?

[1384] You're not going.

[1385] You're not saying that at all.

[1386] No. So it's like, and I'm just sitting here, I'm going, is nobody fucking talking about this?

[1387] Like, I'll message some guys that work for CNN.

[1388] I won't say their names.

[1389] But I'll just DM.

[1390] I'll be like, bro, I appreciate your support.

[1391] You're gray.

[1392] You're sweet.

[1393] Is he senile?

[1394] They'll say yes.

[1395] And I'm like, why aren't you saying on a fucking TV?

[1396] Because they want him to win no matter what.

[1397] I know.

[1398] So everybody's...

[1399] This is the thing with the, what I was saying with, like, corporations and comedy.

[1400] What do we do as comics?

[1401] We make fun of the absurd, the fucking assinine, we make fun of institutions.

[1402] That's what we do.

[1403] You and I will be out there, we'll be fucking playing pool, and we'll be thinking about these institutions that we want to give justice to in a weird way.

[1404] We give justice with words.

[1405] Right.

[1406] But like, you're not going to get away with it.

[1407] And that's what we operate.

[1408] We operate in the space like, oh, no, you're not getting away with that, right?

[1409] But right now, there's such a cost for saying the wrong things, even in your friend group.

[1410] Even your friend group.

[1411] So what we basically said is when we sit down, we're like, okay, I know I feel this way about something.

[1412] We're going to construct an argument around this thing that is true that is so solid.

[1413] I don't care if you're on the left or the right.

[1414] You cannot refute it.

[1415] Right.

[1416] And it's fucking painstaking.

[1417] Yes.

[1418] But it works.

[1419] And the coolest thing is seeing these people on the left and the right.

[1420] watch this clip both find it funny and both agree and you realize 99 % of us are not left or right there's one fucking issue that takes us over we're literally in the middle watching these idiots on either side of the extremes say stupid shit we don't give a fuck about 99 % of us are right here and then a lot of us in the middle okay 90 % in the middle and then abortion might take us left or right but the rest of stuff war yeah the economy is a few things but the thing about the Biden thing that made it so maddening is it's not like he's the only one it's not like they didn't have a lot of other candidates it's not like there wasn't a lot of other people that could have put in office that people would have voted for over trump including Bernie because guess what right now don't get me sorry on Bernie was running right now if Bernie was still in the heat right now he could have won you know you know the uh the term a lot of people are saying like don't talk about the good cops because if they were good they would have called out the bullshit right right yeah that's Bernie to me in a lot of ways, right?

[1421] Bernie is, and I fucking support it, Bernie, man. Not because I agree with his policies, at all.

[1422] I just thought he genuinely wanted to help.

[1423] He didn't want to win.

[1424] He seemed like he wanted to help.

[1425] And I was like, I'll support a guy that wants to help.

[1426] What was the bill that he didn't show up to vote for?

[1427] I don't know.

[1428] There was something, Jamie, what was that thing that had to do with, it was in the Patriot Act?

[1429] It was a new revision that everybody was freaking out.

[1430] All the progressives were like, Bernie didn't even show up for this.

[1431] like that this is really important it had something to do with surveillance what does it have to do with put it up oh okay but check this out man if you want to be mad at them more the Senate voted to let the government keep surveilling your online life without a warrant so for this failed by just one vote and it was Bernie that didn't show up there's like three people here's the thing here's the thing with Bernie that I'll say okay hold on a second many senators wanted to forbid the government from secretly collecting information about your internet habits.

[1432] But an amendment failed by just one moment.

[1433] Meaning, if Bernie was there, he could have made that thing fail.

[1434] Could have stopped it.

[1435] But he didn't.

[1436] Yep.

[1437] He didn't.

[1438] That is fucked up.

[1439] Look.

[1440] Two others, Ben Sass and Bernie Sanders didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during the vote.

[1441] Yeah.

[1442] Couldn't vote because he's quarantined.

[1443] What?

[1444] So one guy said he couldn't vote.

[1445] Lamar Alexander couldn't vote.

[1446] vote because he's quarantined.

[1447] Why didn't they just ask him?

[1448] Hey Lamar, can we get you on video?

[1449] How are you voting?

[1450] Yeah, why do you need to be in the room?

[1451] Right.

[1452] And then Bernie didn't show up.

[1453] And they didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during this important vote.

[1454] That's like exactly what you were talking about.

[1455] This is another great example.

[1456] The most egregious example to me is you got ass raped by the DNC twice.

[1457] Twice.

[1458] They bent you over.

[1459] No saliva and fucked you and you didn't say shit just fucking say it dude now granted you weren't good enough Trump is an example of someone who was good enough to beat the party that didn't want him to be there right like nobody in the Republican Party wanted Trump to win right right but then they all eventually got behind it because you tell the company line whatever he wasn't good enough and also the Democrats have systems that don't allow that shit you know these super delegates and all this bullshit right get sneaky I love it when the Democrats talk about why do we need to abolish the electoral college.

[1460] What about your primary?

[1461] Yeah, twice.

[1462] It's like, it's crazy.

[1463] But the thing is like, you could have done it, man. You had the opportunity.

[1464] Well, how about the fact that they all backed off at the same time and allowed - They set his ass up?

[1465] Yeah, 100%.

[1466] Yeah, for Super Tuesday.

[1467] It set his ass up.

[1468] All of them set his ass up.

[1469] But call that out, dude.

[1470] Call that shit out.

[1471] Yeah.

[1472] He's not that guy.

[1473] I mean, I don't know.

[1474] I mean, he seems like a really nice guy when I met him and talked to him.

[1475] I think he's maybe too nice.

[1476] but the fact that he didn't vote against that though the ability to just surveil you anytime they want without a warrant without a warrant yeah it's weird I mean I assume they're looking at all our shit anyway of course for you they're definitely your shit you think 100 % why do you say that because you're funny you're funny you've got a lot of influence talk a lot of shit yeah I mean if somebody watches your video on Joe Biden it's very possible they might not vote for them that's real interesting for sure Look at him, man. This is a meme society.

[1477] People will barely pay attention.

[1478] If you get into that box and you start thinking about some of the funny punchlines you had in that Joe Biden video, come on, man. People might go, fuck that dude.

[1479] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1480] You, Andrew, I said, fuck that dude.

[1481] I voted for Trump.

[1482] Yeah.

[1483] That's real possible, man, especially like the Midwest, the areas.

[1484] Look, California's not going to matter.

[1485] In New York, it's not going to matter.

[1486] People vote blue, no matter who.

[1487] but when you get to those middle states that can swing either way who fucking knows but you don't find it weird dude that like there's no fair comedy in this lane and by fair I'm not trying to say that people aren't unfair like I think you know Trevor and John are really good you know like an SNL in these places but like I know what they're going to say before they say it like I know the opinion before they say it Right.

[1488] So doesn't that take away some of the most necessary component to comedy, which is surprise?

[1489] Well, it's what Dennis Miller did back when Bush was president.

[1490] Right.

[1491] Do you remember that?

[1492] No, what you do?

[1493] Wouldn't make fun of him.

[1494] He said, I'm going to give him a pass.

[1495] He's my friend.

[1496] Nah, bro.

[1497] Nah, bro.

[1498] You get these bars, bro.

[1499] Everybody gets these bars.

[1500] That's what you got to do.

[1501] You got to write the ecosystem.

[1502] I hate overinflating our importance as comics because I know a lot of people can do that.

[1503] But I really think we're here to manage the ecosystem.

[1504] Well, you know, in other cultures, it's actually an important function.

[1505] Like in the Lakota.

[1506] In the Lakota Indians, they had a thing called a Hayoka.

[1507] Yeah.

[1508] And Hayoka was a guy who made fun of everything.

[1509] It was a clown who was a contrarian who mocked all the important things.

[1510] Yeah.

[1511] And they were like, my tour was called Sacred Clown Tour.

[1512] That's why.

[1513] That's like that's what Hayoka means.

[1514] to the Lakota people.

[1515] It's a sacred crown.

[1516] They understand the importance of it.

[1517] A sacred clown.

[1518] Someone who makes fun of important things because it's important.

[1519] Anything that you can't make fun of is bullshit.

[1520] Yeah.

[1521] You can't make fun of it?

[1522] Yeah.

[1523] Like if you say, you know, the Lord's name in vain.

[1524] Yeah.

[1525] You can't say that.

[1526] Don't say God damn it.

[1527] Like really?

[1528] Mm -hmm.

[1529] Like, what are you saying?

[1530] Like, why can I say it?

[1531] What is it about not being able to say things?

[1532] What is it?

[1533] Well, people have power of you.

[1534] Yeah.

[1535] and tell you that you can't say those things.

[1536] And whether it's talking about certain subjects or using certain words, it's all the same thing.

[1537] It's people enforcing their ability to call you out and have control over you.

[1538] And that's a thing where it's like if you wear comedy and institutions are tricky because you can't make fun of the institution you're in, right?

[1539] Right.

[1540] So you have to make fun of the opposite institution, even if you don't necessarily believe that way.

[1541] Right.

[1542] So all these institutions tend to be left -leaning.

[1543] They only are allowed to make fun of the opposite institution.

[1544] Exactly.

[1545] Right?

[1546] So here we came in literally just in the middle and going, oh, yeah, the joke is actually right -wing today.

[1547] We're like, yeah, the topic's actually left -wing.

[1548] We balance side by side.

[1549] But it's not based on what the institution wants us to be a part of.

[1550] It's literally based on what the joke is and what the best version of joke is and what I guess I would call like truthful.

[1551] What is the truth?

[1552] Like, I want to make the argument so you're not fucking scared to talk to your friends about how you feel.

[1553] Bro, if you tried to pull that shit off on NBC, they would pull you aside.

[1554] Doug, this is...

[1555] They would have a conversation with you.

[1556] This is, it drives me crazy, man. It's like, honestly, maybe it's in a popular opinion.

[1557] I don't know.

[1558] It's like, I'm really impressed with, like, Trevor and John's...

[1559] John's got great writing.

[1560] Bro, they're great.

[1561] John is, is really great.

[1562] The writing is really great, and it's produced well.

[1563] But I'm impressed that they even do it.

[1564] Like, imagine, like, moving to another country and then immediately making fun of half the country that you've never even visited?

[1565] You got some fucking balls.

[1566] Like, if I moved to England, and I lived in London and just trashed Northern England on a TV show, I would never feel comfortable doing that.

[1567] I'd be like, I don't know enough about y 'all.

[1568] And, like, that's weird for me to just do this for a living, guys.

[1569] That's not weird to you?

[1570] It's weird.

[1571] Like, how accepting is America?

[1572] We just let people just come and just trap half.

[1573] You never lived in Alabama.

[1574] Is Alabama's a punchline.

[1575] Have you ever lived in Alabama?

[1576] Arkansas's a punchline.

[1577] Have you lived there?

[1578] You know what I'm saying?

[1579] It's just shocking to me that you could feel comfortable doing that.

[1580] And then I hear all these jokes about, like, calling out the greed, like conservative greed.

[1581] And it's like, you guys could make tons of money in your own countries, but you came here.

[1582] Because you wanted more.

[1583] You wanted more money.

[1584] That's definitely true.

[1585] I'm just saying, dude, it's just...

[1586] But it's also everybody knows our politics.

[1587] Like, our politics are global.

[1588] Like, you go to Australia that make fun of our president.

[1589] You have no fucking idea who the president of Australia is.

[1590] It's kind of different in that way.

[1591] And the other thing that's an issue is, we get hoodwinked by salesmen with British accents.

[1592] every time keep going whatever it is watch late night TV when someone's trying to sell you a fucked up mop that you don't really need they're doing it through an English accent they have a British accent they have some sort of an accent that makes them think they're superior it is look at this product it's an amazing thing look at what it does it's a radio it's a blender it's a fantastic accent whether it's yeah whether it's David Attenborough who's narrating some documentary the guy talks about Beatles like they're the most fascinating thing.

[1593] You don't want a guy from Brooklyn talking about chimps.

[1594] You don't want a guy from Philly talking about tuna.

[1595] It's fucking tunas.

[1596] This is a bonobo.

[1597] They're out there.

[1598] It fucks its sister.

[1599] These tunas.

[1600] They're out there and these gigantic pecks.

[1601] They're swimming around.

[1602] Even if they're saying all the right words, you don't want them sounding like that.

[1603] Even if they're saying super intelligent shit with any kind of an East Coast accent, sounds dumb as fuck.

[1604] Yeah.

[1605] Same as Southern, right?

[1606] Someone says some like super intelligent shit about the ocean, the ecosystem, but they say it with a southern accent, like what?

[1607] Yeah.

[1608] Same words British accent, we're all in.

[1609] Yeah.

[1610] So if someone is mocking our culture, what better way than a culture that's known to be very proper?

[1611] So you think it's by design?

[1612] They're like, people will trust these opinions more because it's coming from these guys who have this accent that has equity.

[1613] Yes.

[1614] Interesting.

[1615] There's definitely something to that, you know?

[1616] Because Look, they could have hired Al Madrigal to run a daily show.

[1617] They could have hired a lot of other people that would have been amazing at that job.

[1618] I think John Oliver is great.

[1619] I really do.

[1620] I think he does a great job.

[1621] Something funny about the way he attacks things.

[1622] The show is really well done.

[1623] Yes.

[1624] It's very good writing too.

[1625] Yeah, it's the second best show after ours.

[1626] It's really good.

[1627] The second best show.

[1628] But they're saddled down by the fact that they're on HBO.

[1629] Like, if you're in that liberal establishment and you're in that, like, there's weird conversations that are had.

[1630] where people aren't looking at the jokes that are about the left.

[1631] They're not going to make fun of Hillary.

[1632] They're not going to make fun of Joe Biden.

[1633] They're not going to make fun of Nancy Pelosi or any other prominent liberal.

[1634] They're not going to do it, even if the joke is there.

[1635] So what's the point?

[1636] Well, it's weird, right?

[1637] What's the fucking point?

[1638] Which weird is when you see it in the news, right?

[1639] Like, the difference between the way they covered women that had allegations against Trump versus women that have had allegations versus Joe Biden.

[1640] Very different.

[1641] Very different the way they covered.

[1642] they cover it.

[1643] Yeah, it's true.

[1644] Yeah, there is that obvious bias, I guess.

[1645] Maybe it's because, like, I was looking at, like, news organizations, I think, like, back in the day, everybody knew that they were biased.

[1646] Like, you just knew, yeah, like, like, like, late 1700s to, like, early 1800s.

[1647] I think they even, like, enacted a law that said you couldn't criticize the president or his views or something like that in the press.

[1648] Well, that's how it is in China.

[1649] I mean, do you not need journalists have fucking been ghosted in China?

[1650] China.

[1651] Oh, really?

[1652] Oh, my God.

[1653] Yeah.

[1654] People disappear.

[1655] Hundreds of journalists.

[1656] They just disappear.

[1657] Yeah.

[1658] Dude, they don't fuck around.

[1659] In China.

[1660] Yeah.

[1661] So then why can't they close down the bat thing?

[1662] Well, they...

[1663] Like, I hate that they make this argument that they have control of everything and everybody can get killed and it's like, well, you can't just close the market where they sell the penguins?

[1664] First of all, they did kind of.

[1665] And then they opened back up in like a week.

[1666] But if you listen to them, I don't listen to them.

[1667] I don't think they're telling the truth.

[1668] But their story is that only 30 ,000 people died.

[1669] Now, if you think about the 110 ,000 people that died here, and then in China, you're talking about literally a billion people.

[1670] Come on, bro.

[1671] Yeah, I don't buy it.

[1672] Come on, bro.

[1673] It's just, it's a weird time, man. It's like, and I'm surprised these corporations don't get it, like when you see platforms like this, which literally let people speak, and they have different opinions and different points of view, and you see the entire world gravitate towards it because we're addicted to truth.

[1674] Yeah.

[1675] Like, we like truth.

[1676] We like to confirm our bias, we like even more of the truth you know what I mean like there's a reason why conspiracies are so fun right because we're like wait a minute is that the truth like what's going on in here I want to really know like deep down don't you really want to know what's going on you want to know how all this shit works oh yeah you know so it's like it's exciting yeah man it's also people like to solve puzzles that's why that you go and you know you play games people want to win yeah solve things if I can catch you being a lizard person behind the scenes look at the fucking world's flat.

[1677] I knew it.

[1678] Look at the evidence.

[1679] I'm going to send you some evidence, man. I'm telling I'm going to change your mind.

[1680] There's a lot of people that want to tell you about things.

[1681] Yeah.

[1682] You know, a dude just sent me a Bigfoot thing the other day.

[1683] Smart guy.

[1684] Believes in Bigfoot.

[1685] Yeah.

[1686] Charlemann believes in Bigfoot.

[1687] Does he?

[1688] 100%.

[1689] Yeah.

[1690] Well, it used to be a real thing.

[1691] That's the problem.

[1692] Yeah, it used to be gigantopithecus.

[1693] They've actually found bones of a large bipedal hominid that lived as recently as 100 ,000 years ago, so it lived alongside of people, and they found fossilized bones in China in the 1920s that there was an anthropologist that visited this apothecary shop, and he found these bones that were primate bones, much larger than any primate bone he'd ever seen before, and so they said, where'd you get this?

[1694] And they took them to the site, and they started digging up bones.

[1695] And so they know it was a real animal that was, they think it was very orangutan -like, but it was huge.

[1696] You never heard of it before?

[1697] Never heard of this.

[1698] Show the picture of a gigantopithecus compared to a human being on the podcast now.

[1699] Well, here's where it gets even crazier.

[1700] This animal lived in Asia.

[1701] Uh -huh.

[1702] Asia is connected by the Bering Strait.

[1703] Oh, so you think they came through.

[1704] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1705] And most likely, that's what it's the Northwest.

[1706] See, go to which one, that one right there.

[1707] You would just add it a little bit about right there, bang.

[1708] Perfect.

[1709] Look at that.

[1710] That's what it would have looked like.

[1711] Yeah.

[1712] So that is a, you know, a recreation.

[1713] But you're talking about a bipedal animal that's eight to ten feet tall.

[1714] And it was an enormous primate with like, you know, a bigfoot -looking face, man. Just go to that picture.

[1715] Just make that picture bigger.

[1716] That motherfucker was bigfoot.

[1717] I mean, so the reason why there's all these stories, these myths, is that as recently as 100 ,000 years ago, that was a real thing.

[1718] So people definitely saw that thing.

[1719] walking around yeah so they probably talked about it in folklore and in stories and who knows what the fuck that thing even ate I mean it might have ate people we don't know I don't know I mean there's a lot of primates that eat other primates like chimps eat the fuck out of monkeys really David Attenborough you want to watch yeah okay pull up to David Attenborough they hunt they hunt monkeys they corral them in it's the most ruthless shit because there's a video this chimp eating a monkey while it's alive it's holding on the monkey and biting its hips and just pulling chunks of meat while the monkey's screaming like, like his little primate face screaming while this monkey is eating them alive.

[1720] I thought that they do like ants on a stick or something like that.

[1721] They do everything they can eat.

[1722] They're omnivorous.

[1723] I mean, they eat everything.

[1724] They're like humans.

[1725] They're omnivores.

[1726] They eat meat.

[1727] They eat vegetables.

[1728] They eat fruit.

[1729] But they didn't figure this out until the 1990s.

[1730] Attenborough was doing this documentary.

[1731] and there it is.

[1732] So these trackers took him and they show how the monkeys are...

[1733] Was this the one?

[1734] There's another one that doesn't show that.

[1735] There is, okay.

[1736] That is a chimp eating a monkey.

[1737] This one is on the forest floor.

[1738] I think the one I saw was in a tree.

[1739] This one shows a chase.

[1740] Aye, aye.

[1741] That was the monkey's hand right there it is.

[1742] This is the video.

[1743] So this is really dark shit, man, because they chase these monkeys and the monkeys get scared and they're trying to figure it out and they're trying to run away but the chimps are bigger and stronger and they corral them in and so once they get them man they're tearing them apart it's horrible to watch yeah yeah yeah yeah see now they're the monkey's trying to get away and this is the footage of the monkey trying to escape and the chimp comes chasing after them and grabs them and now once he grabs them it's rough bro they kill babies everything they eat them all So he grabs them, so he's got him there.

[1744] See that shit?

[1745] So he's going to pull him down.

[1746] And then once the chimp has the monkey, he gets to a spot where he can eat.

[1747] And I think they fight over who gets to eat the monkey.

[1748] And then eventually he wins.

[1749] But look, he's got this monkey in his hand.

[1750] And he's going to just going to pull it apart.

[1751] It's rough, man. When you see them eating it, look, here it is.

[1752] That's all it showed.

[1753] I did.

[1754] I get it.

[1755] I get it.

[1756] I get it.

[1757] You'd have to see, there's...

[1758] Oh, God.

[1759] We'd have to get Jamie the right video in advance because there's probably hundreds of them out there, but there's one that came from that show that's really rough to watch because this monkey is alive and awake.

[1760] All this chimp is biting them and pulling them apart.

[1761] Yeah.

[1762] But anyway, you got it?

[1763] Yeah, here it is.

[1764] So here it is.

[1765] She's grabbing it.

[1766] Oh, I did.

[1767] Oh, dude.

[1768] So this is one where they're just pulling it apart, but there's a great one where the monkey is fucking.

[1769] fucking screaming.

[1770] Oh, dude.

[1771] Yeah, this is...

[1772] Yeah.

[1773] It's gnarly.

[1774] It's hardcore, man. How do we get onto this?

[1775] I don't know.

[1776] Something...

[1777] Gigantific.

[1778] Oh, gigantic.

[1779] It's mighty eating people.

[1780] That's what it was.

[1781] Thank you, Jamie.

[1782] And why were we on gigantic?

[1783] Bigfoot's real, because Charlamagne believes in Bigfoot.

[1784] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1785] Bigfoot was a real thing.

[1786] But here's the thing.

[1787] Did that thing eat people?

[1788] I don't know.

[1789] If a chimp can eat a monkey like that, why wouldn't that thing eat a person?

[1790] Where the monkeys?

[1791] Yeah, it probably eats everything it can.

[1792] The monkeys to that.

[1793] That thing's so.

[1794] so big if that thing was omnivorous and I don't think they know if it's an herb of war I mean they didn't even know chimps were like again till the 90s yeah this is just so all this shit is so odd like the deeper you go down the rabbit hole the more the less you understand man so where you see bigfoot like if you're one of them bigfoot freaks in the north it's all the northwest yeah the northwest yeah it's all I mean there's sightings all over the country but that's just because people are full of shit predominantly over there I think it was all most of it was in that spot.

[1795] I mean, that's a rainforest up there.

[1796] The Pacific Northwest is so dense.

[1797] I bet it probably lived there for a long time.

[1798] Yeah, but you know.

[1799] And it died off.

[1800] That's all you need.

[1801] You need like a shred of truth for stuff.

[1802] Like I remember when I was, I was in Egypt, right?

[1803] And I texted you when I was in Egypt because I watched every one of your fuck.

[1804] I'm going to Cairo to like see the pyramids, right?

[1805] And I realize I haven't even really researched the pyramids.

[1806] So I do this deep dive and I'm watching like Graham.

[1807] Hancock.

[1808] Hancock.

[1809] And there's another guy that you had on.

[1810] Rand McCrallson, Dr. Robert Schock.

[1811] Maybe that was it?

[1812] I don't know, but like I'm just watching everything.

[1813] Dr. Schock is the geologist that he was the one.

[1814] He passed recently or something like that?

[1815] No, no. He's still, oh, John Anthony West.

[1816] West.

[1817] Yeah, yeah.

[1818] He's the godfather of it all.

[1819] And so I'm watching everything.

[1820] I'm obsessed and we go and we check them out.

[1821] And it was the single most like unbelievable thing I've ever seen.

[1822] It makes you like question reality of it.

[1823] Really?

[1824] Yeah.

[1825] Like I get why people go.

[1826] Oh, aliens.

[1827] In the same way, like, have you ever seen the Northern Lights?

[1828] No, I haven't.

[1829] But, like, you see them in real life and you're like, oh shit, what's going on?

[1830] Like, all right, God, all right.

[1831] Yeah, like, it's believable.

[1832] Where did you see them?

[1833] Alaska.

[1834] Oh, wow.

[1835] Yeah, yeah.

[1836] Did you go up to see them?

[1837] No, I did comedy.

[1838] Yeah.

[1839] Not in Anchorage, the other city.

[1840] Juno?

[1841] No. It's like a little military.

[1842] Fairbanks.

[1843] Fairbanks.

[1844] That's really far north.

[1845] Yeah, yeah.

[1846] It's cold up there.

[1847] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1848] What time of the year was it?

[1849] I don't know.

[1850] Cold?

[1851] I don't know.

[1852] I really don't know.

[1853] I forget.

[1854] But maybe like, maybe fall.

[1855] Yeah, fall or something like that.

[1856] It has to be like the wintertime, right?

[1857] I don't think it was winter.

[1858] I would have, I would have remembered if it was like cold, cold.

[1859] Oh, okay.

[1860] But I think in fall, if it gets cold enough, you can see them.

[1861] I saw one day the second I landed.

[1862] Is it wild after the airport?

[1863] Just fascinating.

[1864] In the same way with the pyramids, like, I remember watching them.

[1865] And I'm like, okay, this question is reality.

[1866] Like, things are different now.

[1867] and I remember reading or watching the videos and one guy said like time is it or like human progression isn't linear and that was the coolest argument I've heard for it.

[1868] Yes.

[1869] The idea that like a society could pop up be somewhat insulated so they had tons of time and like wealth and I guess wealth would be in resources back then develop technology die out that technology never goes to anybody else it just exists and then dies and then a few thousand years later another group of people People end up going there, like, oh, this is some cool shit.

[1870] I'll hang out, right?

[1871] And that is the most reasonable explanation for me. Yeah, and it's a building on that old stuff and trying to figure out how they did it and do their version of it.

[1872] There's a bunch of different, very distinct construction styles.

[1873] Like, isn't that how we are as like humans?

[1874] Like, okay, the Empire State Building is in this neighborhood.

[1875] That's a cool building.

[1876] Yeah.

[1877] I want to build a building over there.

[1878] How the fuck they do this?

[1879] I want to hang out.

[1880] It's cool.

[1881] And he broke it down.

[1882] He was like, that specific spot is that there's an impenetrable forest on one side.

[1883] and there's a desert on the other side and there's a river that when it overflows just fruit and vegetables just start sprouting out of the ground and it's like oh this is how you would be able to have the wealth and time to develop cool shit like of course we're developing cool shit in America because we're not busy fighting motherfuckers in our country all the time like yeah Elon can develop all these cool things drill a hole in the ground why I've got nothing else to do right we're not in war we're not in fucking war we're here right like if you're at war constantly how could you develop Right.

[1884] And they were free for like thousands of years like that.

[1885] Thousands of course you're going to develop cool shit.

[1886] You'll find like, I'm not talking about like internet, but obviously cool water technology.

[1887] I mean, it completely is plausible.

[1888] But how they describe it, no way.

[1889] And you know it's not the same human beings because Cairo's a dump.

[1890] Like Cairo is so awful that there's no way that the people who made Cairo also made the pyramids.

[1891] Did you feel perfect?

[1892] There you are.

[1893] Look at you handsome bastards.

[1894] A sculptured cheeks.

[1895] Yeah, baby.

[1896] I mean, it's just, it's unreal, dude.

[1897] 23 weeks ago, half a year.

[1898] It was unbelievable.

[1899] That was a different time.

[1900] I mean, look at this.

[1901] The structures, man. I can imagine seeing them in real life.

[1902] Look how small the people are compared.

[1903] God damn, that's big.

[1904] I mean, you just can't fathom it.

[1905] That's a big fucking building.

[1906] And what's crazy is it used to be covered in smooth limestone.

[1907] But these fucking people that built Cairo, they pilfered all that shit.

[1908] They broke all the chunks off of it to build other.

[1909] their cool things yeah this was a cool little trip that's morocco i think no is what was uh did it did you feel safe wandering through the streets there was it a little sketch i didn't do a lot of wandering i my girl with me also so that's always like a different yeah a different thing and it's like uh yeah i was told i had a guy who i knew there is a comic that was out there and he's like i'll show you around so we did that with a comic in egypt well he's a comic in new york fadi shouts of faddy the guy was having a hard time getting controversial jokes to go over Not going to happen.

[1910] Not going to happen, dude.

[1911] Kill you quick over there.

[1912] Oh, yeah.

[1913] Yeah, we're really lucky.

[1914] Oh, yeah.

[1915] The shit we complain that we can't say is really funny.

[1916] What do you mean?

[1917] I can't say what you did?

[1918] But you can.

[1919] You just did.

[1920] See, this is the thing.

[1921] Like, because we're not on a network that's controlled by some sort of a business that worries one way or another.

[1922] Right.

[1923] This business worries when people aren't controversial because then the podcast don't do well.

[1924] They want chaos.

[1925] Yeah.

[1926] Like, you know?

[1927] Well, chaos is the is the antidote.

[1928] I mean, that's the...

[1929] Well, it's also, you know what we're saying.

[1930] You know, we're not talking about people.

[1931] Like, if you're on this podcast, you're saying things to be funny.

[1932] Yeah.

[1933] That's what you're doing.

[1934] If you're making points, you're making interesting points that you think there's a really a valid, you know, perception of something that you've established.

[1935] And there's also talking shit.

[1936] That's talking shit.

[1937] Talking shit is fun.

[1938] Judge me by my intent, not your interpret.

[1939] What did I intend to do I intend to just fucking make us laugh exactly that's all it was that's the problem with banning a word like retard Like sometimes it's not nice to say it about someone with a disease But it's not nice to let someone keep making YouTube videos about the world being flat either without saying to him hey man That's fucking retarded like that's what that is Yeah, yeah yeah yeah it's not it's not a disease it is a slow form of learning you're you're sloth You're slowing learning.

[1940] Yeah, so we're calling people slow.

[1941] You're confusing people, too, because people watch those videos, and no one's interrupting you while you're making those videos, so it can make sense.

[1942] If you're articulate and smooth and use a lot of big words and show a lot of faulty science, people can go, oh my God, I can't believe all these years I've been lied to.

[1943] There's a bunch of people out there.

[1944] You ever look at hashtag space is fake?

[1945] No. You want to see a failure of the American educational system?

[1946] Yeah.

[1947] Google hashtag space is fake and start reading, reading on YouTube and Instagram.

[1948] and fucking Twitter, all these knuckleheads that really think that space is fake.

[1949] Right.

[1950] Space is fake.

[1951] It's not really, the moon is not really 260 ,000 miles away or whatever the fuck it is.

[1952] Look, hashtag space is fake.

[1953] Let's say, for example.

[1954] So many of them.

[1955] Coincidence.

[1956] Let's say, for example, the world is flat, right?

[1957] Let's give them that.

[1958] I feel so dumb.

[1959] But if it is, so what?

[1960] Well, the same thing we were talking about before, though, about conspiracy.

[1961] theories about we like them.

[1962] They're fun.

[1963] You want to solve the puzzle.

[1964] And if, listen, let's be honest, most of the people, look to some people that just love conspiracy theories.

[1965] Yeah.

[1966] But most of the people that get really attached to some of the really dumb ones, they don't, they're not doing so well in life.

[1967] Okay?

[1968] They're not.

[1969] They're not.

[1970] They're not thriving.

[1971] They're, they're, they're knuckleheads.

[1972] Yeah.

[1973] And knuckleheads get attached to these certain kinds of ideas.

[1974] Yeah.

[1975] And then if they could just prove that all this is bullshit it doesn't matter how well you're doing right just the fucking world they've been lying to us man this whole time the stars are not really stars yeah yeah the lanterns being hung from some ceiling it's like look man you could you can go deep on this and find people that are varying levels of intelligence yeah i believe dumber and dumber things but you'll tap in some conspiracy stuff right occasionally yeah yeah what is the thing so what do you what do you go into and you're like, I kind of buy some of this.

[1976] I want to know what the deep state really is.

[1977] Can we tell them what I texted you one time?

[1978] Which one thing?

[1979] Dude, so there's no sports, so I have nothing else.

[1980] So I just start getting into conspiracies.

[1981] And every time I think I'm going too far, I'll like text Joe.

[1982] And I remember I texted you what, so I was like, I was like, bro, what do you think about this Tom Hanks as a pedophile stuff?

[1983] I think you called me. I think you were so concerned.

[1984] You just called me and you're like, dude, what are you, what are you reading?

[1985] What is going?

[1986] Pump the fucking breaks.

[1987] For whatever reason on the internet became a thing to write in Tom Hanks' comments of the photo that he's a pedophile.

[1988] Dude, I don't know what started.

[1989] Do you know what started that?

[1990] I think it was this pizza thing.

[1991] I don't know what happened, but someone like sent me something.

[1992] I started going in on it.

[1993] And then I remember I came across something.

[1994] It was like, yeah, and that's why him and his wife, Rita Wilson, have coronavirus.

[1995] virus or I'm something.

[1996] I was like, and I remember going to you and I was like, is his wife's last name really Wilson?

[1997] And you're like, yeah.

[1998] I'm like, like the fucking volleyball?

[1999] I'm like, what is happening right now?

[2000] Dude, what's going on?

[2001] That's the problem.

[2002] That's how it works, bro.

[2003] That's how it works.

[2004] That's how it works.

[2005] You almost lost to me, dude.

[2006] Or we could be in the Matrix.

[2007] Keep going.

[2008] We could be in a simulation.

[2009] If there is a simulation one day, it's going to be impossible to tell.

[2010] They're going to get it to a point.

[2011] Have you ever done any VR?

[2012] You ever fucked with VR at all?

[2013] Dude, I bought the sets.

[2014] Ah.

[2015] I saw you got the Oculus out there.

[2016] I got the same one.

[2017] Obsessed.

[2018] It's pretty amazing, right?

[2019] It is.

[2020] It's the pyramids.

[2021] That's the second thing that I saw in my life, the VR headsets.

[2022] With the second thing I saw was like, this makes me a question reality.

[2023] It's crazy.

[2024] Dude, picking up the things?

[2025] Mm -hmm.

[2026] That's nuts.

[2027] Yeah.

[2028] Picking up the fake gun or picking up the ball, throwing it.

[2029] I watch that Alex Honnold thing, you know, the guy who like climbs with no rope.

[2030] or whatever free solo there's a five minute version you could watch on the VR and you're up there with him looking down it's unreal I can't do that one I get sweaty hands just watching his videos oh yeah like watching a YouTube video literally makes my hand start aspiring I mean I'm afraid of it's big time he's so calm yeah crazy something's off right he's really nice man super normal like when you talk to him nothing seems off at all no like it seems like a guy who enjoys the challenge but like fear receptors or something like that you know like no because he's had moments he's had some moments where he's like generally the only time where you should be freaked out is what something's going wrong he goes most of the time it's really mellow but he he climbs this kind of shit and that's too crazy going this way man yeah yeah he's going up at an angle yeah it's not it's he's hard to handle but go deep state i don't know man i mean we were talking earlier about george sorrows videos and yeah all these uh these people that think that Someone's pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

[2031] You know, the more I see crazy shit, like the Jeffrey Epstein thing, where, I mean, again, I didn't, I don't watch much of the documentary because it was bumming me out.

[2032] Some of those 17 -year -old girls talk about.

[2033] Heavy.

[2034] Yeah.

[2035] And some of them are 11 and 12.

[2036] I'm like, what?

[2037] Heavy.

[2038] 12 -year -old girls?

[2039] Wild.

[2040] And he was purposely targeting them.

[2041] but he also had Bill Clinton fly to his island 20 times you know he had all these different people flew on his planes he had all these celebrities Hillary flew there all these scientists all these actors like what is that who does that why what what's going on there like was there some grand scheme to compromise those people to get those people on his side who side is his side you know who worked for him bro he had a photo of Bill Clinton in his foyer of his house.

[2042] Yeah, it dressed up as a...

[2043] With a dress on.

[2044] Like a woman.

[2045] Pointing at him like this.

[2046] Like, what better way to say, I've fucking own you, bitch.

[2047] I own you, bitch.

[2048] My curiosity is this.

[2049] And this is just from watching the...

[2050] I watch the thing.

[2051] And again, I don't know a lot of people listening to right now know way more about this.

[2052] Like, anytime I have questions is either you or Tim Dylan, I call up Timmy and Timmy who fucking goes in.

[2053] Tim will go in forever.

[2054] He's great.

[2055] He is.

[2056] If you think what you see in the videos is any different than him.

[2057] You got another thing coming.

[2058] He brought me a book the first time I met him.

[2059] He came on the podcast, a book in conspiracy theories.

[2060] He's like, we're trying to get you back in.

[2061] We're trying to bring you back in there.

[2062] But that's genuinely him.

[2063] This is him.

[2064] Unapologetically, authentically, authentically him.

[2065] Great stuff.

[2066] Go check out Tim, if you guys haven't.

[2067] But he was breaking down some interesting things with, as far as this goes, right?

[2068] I'm just watching this documentary.

[2069] And it's blaming everything on Epstein.

[2070] And I'm like, okay, this guy's the fucking criminal mastermind.

[2071] really like he's the he's the criminal mastermind but he's doing all the secretarial shit i can't i can't believe that right and then they introduced this other guy this like less wexner guy the guy that owns like victoria secret and that kind of stuff right yeah and they like introduce him quick and they kind of like make it seem they go uh oh he was actually um i think i guess epstein was like his only money manager or something like that he managed his wexner's money right and then there's a clip of wexen going you know i was tricked and i was manipulated and like They have these other guys going, oh, my God, Epstein is the most manipulative person in the world.

[2072] He charms you so much.

[2073] It's really setting it up.

[2074] Like, he tricked the billionaire into giving him tons of money.

[2075] At the end of the documentary, this girl, maybe you can get this picture up.

[2076] The girl paints a picture and shows people, right?

[2077] It's the last episode at the end.

[2078] And she just painted a picture of her experience there, right?

[2079] In the picture, it's her experience, all the things that were going on, all these, like, fucked up characters.

[2080] etc. They're talking about the picture and they use this section where they talk about Epstein, right?

[2081] Epstein's off to the right.

[2082] He's on a fucking UFO.

[2083] He's not even centerfold in the picture.

[2084] He's barely in the picture.

[2085] Guillen, the girl who's like, he's a comment.

[2086] She is front and center.

[2087] And then below her, I believe, is Wexner.

[2088] And I'm like, hmm, that's weird.

[2089] Why would you include this guy in front and center of the picture But this guy over here Epstein with this whole thing He's the criminal mastermind He's doing all this kind of stuff Is all by himself That's weird Hmm Isn't it weird I would have to see it In the context of her story I'd have to see it in the context of her story But yeah it is weird All of it's weird though Just the fact that there was a fuck island How weird is that I mean that's But is that what they do But imagine if there was a movie Yeah Imagine And in the movie, this guy would set up these freak parties on these islands and have all these guys fly in, scientists, celebrities, and bang, 15 -year -olds.

[2090] Yeah.

[2091] And film it and hold it against them.

[2092] That was the word.

[2093] But if you saw a movie, you'd be like, come on, Bill Clinton's not going to fly 20 times to a fucking island.

[2094] That's what makes no sense, dude.

[2095] He's got girls he can call.

[2096] He must.

[2097] Yeah.

[2098] If he needs it that bad, is he really going to fly at his fucking out?

[2099] but if this guy was intelligence and he let them think that they're safe, don't worry.

[2100] No one's going to say a fucking word.

[2101] Everyone's on board.

[2102] This is fine.

[2103] You can let you freak out on this island.

[2104] This is like the real Vegas.

[2105] What happens on fuck island stays on fuck island.

[2106] This is the real deal.

[2107] Like, you could, that's what they want.

[2108] Look, do you know how many of those guys in the 60s and the 70s politicians back then just did openly, openly had affairs, right?

[2109] Like Kennedy, openly, openly.

[2110] Everyone knew it.

[2111] The press all knew it.

[2112] How many guys were doing that?

[2113] How many mayors are doing that?

[2114] I bet a lot of them.

[2115] I bet that's why they became a mayor or a fucking president in the first place.

[2116] A lot of them wanted power.

[2117] A lot of them are like these politicians are like ugly actors.

[2118] They want to be an actor, but they're not good looking enough.

[2119] So they just pretend to be righteous and they pretend to be, you know, the guy who's going to solve the mess.

[2120] The guy's going to solve the problem.

[2121] And in the meantime, they're hobnobbing with industry.

[2122] big bankers and celebrities are coming to their inauguration and it's a big there's a big influence part here it is someone explain this to me whoa is that just lane is that her name how do you say her name gilene i thought it was just slain so how is she free so she's the lizard so she's the lizard but look who's front and fucking center dude what is going on look at all the heads Well, that's a creepy -ass picture Right, and where is Epstein?

[2123] Who's that guy?

[2124] He's a blue shirt with a sandwich in his hand.

[2125] I don't know.

[2126] Who's that guy?

[2127] I don't know.

[2128] Is that John Pedesto?

[2129] Kevin Spacey.

[2130] I don't know.

[2131] Look to the right, though.

[2132] There might be him up here.

[2133] No, he's in the fucking UFO, dude.

[2134] Top right.

[2135] You're telling me the criminal mastermind of all this is the fucking supporting act?

[2136] Like, you're in the top right?

[2137] Just Lane or Gillen.

[2138] Why is she front and center, dog?

[2139] And why is she have a body of a lizard?

[2140] Like, how weird is that?

[2141] She's got some creepy lizard body.

[2142] I don't know.

[2143] See, this is my point.

[2144] Like, if you put this in a movie before all this shit had happened, before...

[2145] You'd never believe it.

[2146] It would never believe it.

[2147] I'd be like, no one's that fucking manipulative.

[2148] They can get all these politicians to just fly to some island and film them having sex with underage people.

[2149] And if they did, they'd get caught.

[2150] someone would rat it out and then well they caught him and they brought him to jail and oh he just died he hung himself like what oh well where's the security cameras well the security cameras weren't working it's off it's off it's off too and then no one's talking about it bro it's just we just get swept away with the news cycle do stuff this is this is the craziest thing about the nepsine thing is like they literally took el chombo right and put him in that jail because they're like not something would happen with El Chapo in Mexican jail.

[2151] Right.

[2152] So we've got to put him in jail with something that would definitely not happen.

[2153] Super top secret security clearance.

[2154] The best jail.

[2155] The best.

[2156] The best possible jail.

[2157] And then this guy just randomly.

[2158] Just hands himself.

[2159] Yeah.

[2160] And the security cameras weren't working.

[2161] Whoops.

[2162] No big deal.

[2163] Meanwhile, that Michael Badden guy, the autopsy doctor from HBO, that autopsy series, this is a guy who worked on a bunch of high -profile cases.

[2164] He did the George Floyd case.

[2165] Yeah.

[2166] He said the guy was murdered.

[2167] He said, The injuries, well, I mean, the injuries of, no, the Epstein injuries were indicative of being strangled because the bones in his neck were snapped.

[2168] I was talking about Floyd, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2169] We did that as well.

[2170] Yep.

[2171] More doctors have done that as well with Floyd now with George Floyd.

[2172] More doctors have said.

[2173] It's clear.

[2174] You just watch it.

[2175] You can't imagine a world where that's not a homicide.

[2176] It's so fucked up.

[2177] The Epstein thing, it was too low on his neck.

[2178] It wasn't indicative of someone who was strangled.

[2179] It was indicative of, or it wasn't indicative of someone who hung themselves.

[2180] It was indicative of someone who was strangled.

[2181] It was low on the neck.

[2182] Like the guy's behind him pulling his fucking neck with a wire or a rope or some shit.

[2183] Question for you.

[2184] Do you think they tell them, yo, we got the underage shorties on the island come through?

[2185] Or do you think they say, everyone here's all overage?

[2186] Don't worry about everything's good.

[2187] Then they got a videotaped.

[2188] And they're like, by the way, they're all underage.

[2189] I think that's more the case.

[2190] I think if I had a guess, the most nefarious version of it, I doubt is people sitting around going, Hey, do you want to bang underage girls?

[2191] I think they probably say, hey, we're going to have this party.

[2192] It's on an island.

[2193] No one's going to be there but us.

[2194] It's fantastic.

[2195] It's top, top shelf combinations.

[2196] We have girls there.

[2197] They're lovely.

[2198] Maybe they don't even tell them they have girls there.

[2199] They probably tell them they have girls.

[2200] That's how they get them there.

[2201] Hey, you want to pro out?

[2202] Hey, you want to borrow on the island, bro?

[2203] You guys want to go fishing?

[2204] Hey, come on, bro.

[2205] We got some jet skis, dude.

[2206] It's going to be sick.

[2207] Fresh coconut milk.

[2208] Trust me. And I think once they get them there, they get them drinking.

[2209] and then once they're drinking it's I bet they start partying there's the island man right so I think they start partying and then the girls were probably either paid to or trained to be friendly to them and I mean the men are probably disgusting and he got a guy like Clinton I mean that guy I mean he would fuck a warm jar of peanut butter he's an animal he's an animal right this is how twisted My fucking brain is.

[2210] This is what happens when you're a comic and you're just trying to think about the different angle all day.

[2211] When you said fuck a warm jar of peanut butter, I'm like, what would be the best condiment to fuck?

[2212] Peanut butter.

[2213] Would it be peanut butter?

[2214] Or would it be jam?

[2215] You would need something thick and something gives you resistant.

[2216] You're not going to get free.

[2217] You know what you'd want?

[2218] You want organic peanut butter because you got to stir it.

[2219] This is why you got to open up the comedy clubs, bro.

[2220] Because otherwise we're going to talk about fucking peanut.

[2221] Brod just open him up.

[2222] But Clinton has always been known to be a wild man. Yeah.

[2223] He fucks everything.

[2224] He tries to fuck girls.

[2225] And they yell and they scream and they run away.

[2226] Yeah.

[2227] He's got women that have said he raped them.

[2228] I mean, he's a fucking animal.

[2229] Yeah.

[2230] I would imagine you get that guy alone on an island.

[2231] Uh -huh.

[2232] Get a couple of drinks in him.

[2233] It's going down.

[2234] And then Epstein is connected to these people who assure you, don't worry.

[2235] Everything's covered.

[2236] This is how we do it.

[2237] Like, look, the world's too.

[2238] There's too much scrutiny out there.

[2239] Okay.

[2240] Bill, you've got to be your seat.

[2241] yourself, okay?

[2242] So here's my question.

[2243] This wasn't always scrutinized.

[2244] Right.

[2245] You got songs fucking Rolling Stones.

[2246] Don't they have a song talking about banging some 15 year old girl or something like that?

[2247] I believe there's a song, right?

[2248] Look it up, Rolling Song.

[2249] You have songs about people talking about...

[2250] Well, Kiss had a song called Christine 16.

[2251] Dude, every movie in the 80s...

[2252] She's only 17, 17.

[2253] Remember that?

[2254] I'm just saying, every movie in the 80s, they were like high school.

[2255] seniors and then like where the freshman at yes right they're 14 years granted you're all in high school but you still maybe would have college kids like free with that okay so there was a time where it was probably okay right to sleep with younger women right I'm not talking about the 11 and 12 I'm talking about teenage women it was probably okay okay at that time how did they compromise people because if we really want to know who's behind this just figure out what they were doing before the pedophile stuff.

[2256] Yeah, but they controlled the press.

[2257] Like before that, no one could say anything about it.

[2258] So you're saying they didn't need to compromise back in the day.

[2259] And then they were like, well, fuck, we need to find a way to compromise.

[2260] Little kids, okay?

[2261] Exactly.

[2262] Exactly.

[2263] I feel like you always had to compromise.

[2264] You always had to have something on someone.

[2265] Like, you don't think that, you don't think that...

[2266] No?

[2267] Nah.

[2268] You don't think it's like coincidental that, like, you know, maybe Clinton had some fucked up shit that happened in Arkansas.

[2269] And they were like, all right, we're going to get you out of that.

[2270] but, you know, you're going to keep on.

[2271] You're going to have an interesting political career.

[2272] Just look out for your boys.

[2273] I don't think so.

[2274] I mean, I don't think they had film footage of it, and I think they controlled the media.

[2275] But, you know, the Clinton stuff goes way back.

[2276] I don't know enough.

[2277] Do you know the Mena Arkansas shit?

[2278] No, no. Clinton was the governor of Arkansas when Barry Seals was running cocaine through Mina, Arkansas.

[2279] He would go to South America, and there's all his footage.

[2280] There's a great movie about it with Tom Cruise.

[2281] That's the...

[2282] Yes, that's about Barry Seals.

[2283] Okay.

[2284] And that was a real guy who was a pilot who would fly back with Coke.

[2285] Yeah.

[2286] And they would drop the Coke off in Mina, Arkansas, okay?

[2287] Uh -huh.

[2288] And they dropped the Coke off, and these two kids found it.

[2289] They found the drop.

[2290] They murdered these two kids, and they said the kids committed suicide.

[2291] The kids were doing drugs.

[2292] Yeah.

[2293] They fell asleep on the train tracks.

[2294] Yeah.

[2295] They just made this shit up, right?

[2296] So when they were, when they did the autopsy on the kids, and they said, oh, the kids died of suicide, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.

[2297] got high and they slept on the train tracks.

[2298] The parents are like, that's not our kids.

[2299] Our kids would not do that.

[2300] So they do a separate autopsy, separate independent autopsy, and they find knife wounds in these kids.

[2301] Bro.

[2302] So the kids have been murdered.

[2303] It gets worse.

[2304] So then Barry Seals agrees to sell everybody out.

[2305] So he agrees to testify.

[2306] He is on his way to the courtroom with George Bush's phone number in his fucking pocket when he's gunned down in his car.

[2307] Yeah, he's assassinated.

[2308] on his way to testify, a guy who's an absolute, and also in the movie, the Tom Cruise movie, they showed Bill Clinton parted him.

[2309] He got caught for something, Bill Clinton parted him.

[2310] Whoa, what if...

[2311] Yeah.

[2312] What if compromising people saves their life?

[2313] What if back in the day, you're like, yo, if you talk, I'm going to kill you.

[2314] Actually, I think you're going to talk.

[2315] You're dead.

[2316] Like, that's what the mafia does, right?

[2317] They're like, you're going to snitch, we're killing you.

[2318] Any gangs, whatever you're going to snitch on us?

[2319] We're going to kill you.

[2320] But what if their technique is like, dude, I'm tired of killing people.

[2321] You're going to fuck some kids or you're going to do something that you do not want getting out there.

[2322] You better not tell.

[2323] Yes.

[2324] Well, you've got to think a guy like any prominent big time politician, they know so much shit about so many people and so many different things that are wrong.

[2325] So many different things that are illegal.

[2326] So get him to fuck a kid.

[2327] You got to wonder about Anthony Weiner.

[2328] Keep going.

[2329] Anthony Weiner was the guy that was...

[2330] He was showing that dang.

[2331] He was showing that dang.

[2332] Yeah.

[2333] And he was married to OMA.

[2334] Did you see it?

[2335] Not to distract.

[2336] look at his cock.

[2337] He heard it's a good size cock.

[2338] I look at a famous dick.

[2339] Look, he's a fucking bold man and he was an amazing speaker.

[2340] Okay.

[2341] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2342] And they were worried about him.

[2343] They were thinking this motherfucker could be a big time politician.

[2344] So we need a compromise his ass.

[2345] So they, I don't know whether he was just a freak or whether this is how he's always been.

[2346] Yeah.

[2347] And this is his kink.

[2348] But he likes sexting with underage girls.

[2349] Bad.

[2350] So they put him in fucking jail for it.

[2351] Bad.

[2352] But here's what's interesting about it.

[2353] The very laptop that he was using to sex with these underage girls also has Hillary Clinton's emails on it.

[2354] That was part of the problem.

[2355] His wife was communicating with Hillary Clinton.

[2356] Joe, we need a...

[2357] What is this?

[2358] We need a...

[2359] I was getting to that.

[2360] I just had it ready.

[2361] Oh, FBI Communication of Discovery of Hillary Clinton emails on Anthony Weiner's laptop computer.

[2362] So they found her important emails on the laptop that he's using to sex with these underage girls to have these messages.

[2363] Pretty convenient, is it?

[2364] it.

[2365] Look, I'm not saying he didn't do it because I think he did, because he sent pictures of him with his dick.

[2366] You can't, I think he's a freak.

[2367] And I think, like I said, they're ugly actors.

[2368] They're people who are ugly.

[2369] I think the guy's a comic.

[2370] That's what I think.

[2371] Who, Wiener?

[2372] Meeter.

[2373] Wiener.

[2374] I mean, he's a comic.

[2375] Just nobody ever taught him out to do comedy.

[2376] So he just expressed his freakitude in terrible, awful ways.

[2377] But there's a picture of him.

[2378] He's got his phone up like this.

[2379] And he's got his hog.

[2380] like half hard in his underwear lying there and I think he was like lying with one of his kids that's foul it's crazy that's weird sending these to girls just all willy -nilly do you know how nuts that is that he just doesn't even know these gals so maybe he was just a sex addict maybe he was a sexting attic with underage girls see there's a picture of his hog and his kid asleep see right there right there question and now you got me on this fucking rabbit hole Look at those selfies.

[2381] No, no, I see it.

[2382] But go back to, go by the, look at the upper left -hand corner.

[2383] Like, he was a freak, okay?

[2384] It's not like he's getting roped in.

[2385] He was a freak.

[2386] He was clearly a freak.

[2387] There was something about him that was a freak.

[2388] But also, I mean, sexting with a 15 -year -old.

[2389] Did he know she was 15?

[2390] That's the other question.

[2391] Did he?

[2392] Was he aware of the age?

[2393] Maybe they edited it.

[2394] Who knows?

[2395] Yeah.

[2396] Or maybe that's a picture he sent to his wife.

[2397] Well, they didn't tell him.

[2398] Wait, what?

[2399] Who knows?

[2400] That's what they do.

[2401] But maybe that was a picture he sent to his wife, and they're like, now we're going to send that to a 15 -year -old because now we got your laptop, we could do whatever.

[2402] And then we got some worse shit on you, and you're going to take this little charge right here before we tell you what we're really up to.

[2403] He was very bombastic and very argumentative in the Senate.

[2404] And he would yell and scream, and the senator is out of order.

[2405] The senator would yield the floor.

[2406] And he had this way of talking, very powerful speaker.

[2407] Yeah, go ahead, Jamie.

[2408] He knew.

[2409] He knew.

[2410] Yeah, I don't want to.

[2411] We don't need to get into this, but.

[2412] I don't want to know.

[2413] That's gross.

[2414] Yeah.

[2415] So, okay.

[2416] Maybe there's a culture of these creepy guys doing this shit to younger girls in politics.

[2417] Yeah.

[2418] There's a culture of that.

[2419] Maybe he's an example of that culture.

[2420] Yeah, it's like, it's not that like politics makes you do that.

[2421] It's politics has something that is enticing to those type of people, which is obviously power.

[2422] It's like the Catholic Church doesn't make you touch kids, but if you did want to touch kids and you want some smokescreen, okay.

[2423] here's a perfect situation.

[2424] You know what I mean?

[2425] Yeah, I do know what you mean.

[2426] Like, I don't think that I don't think Catholicism makes you do that.

[2427] But if you did want to do it, that would be the perfect place to go.

[2428] I think one of the ways that Catholicism does do that is you go there when you're young and you get molested and then you think that that's normal.

[2429] Right, right, right, right.

[2430] And then you start molesting other kids.

[2431] Right, right, right.

[2432] That is one thing that does happen to people to get molested.

[2433] There's not just a high rate of them molested.

[2434] There's a high recidivism rate, but there's a very high rate of them molesting people as well.

[2435] Yes.

[2436] That's one of the horrible, it's almost like you're a vampire when you do that to some kids.

[2437] It's like you put it in them and then they go out and perpetrate the same evil that was done to them.

[2438] That's a good way of putting it.

[2439] It is like that in a way because you hear all these stories about guys who molest kids who were molested.

[2440] Yeah.

[2441] But, you know, so I don't, I think there's.

[2442] There's a sickness when someone wants to fuck a 15 -year -old.

[2443] Even if you want to text them and pretend you want to fuck a 15 -year -old.

[2444] Especially a guy with kids.

[2445] Yeah, it's just so fucking...

[2446] But how many of them were there?

[2447] I told you about that Bright Bart pedestrian quote.

[2448] We talked about that.

[2449] Yeah.

[2450] Like, that's a crazy quote.

[2451] Yeah.

[2452] I don't know if it's true.

[2453] I don't know what the fuck if...

[2454] Do you believe it?

[2455] I don't know what to believe.

[2456] And this is after all of this...

[2457] Here, Jamie, I'm going to send you this.

[2458] I'm going to airdrop this to you.

[2459] Oh, I'll just text it to you.

[2460] Hold on one second.

[2461] I'm peeing.

[2462] Go pee!

[2463] All right, we're back.

[2464] And we're back.

[2465] Less pee.

[2466] Feel better?

[2467] Oh, dude, so much.

[2468] Anyway, so we're talking about creeps and people want to fuck kids.

[2469] Yeah.

[2470] Here, this is a thing that Andrew Breitbart tweeted in 2011 before he died, how Prague guru John Podesta isn't a household name as world -class underage sex slave op cover upper.

[2471] Defending unspeakable dregs escapes me. Right.

[2472] Now, what does that mean?

[2473] What does that mean?

[2474] Maybe Breitbart's crazy?

[2475] Maybe he's crazy.

[2476] I would have thought...

[2477] Why do all these crazy people die randomly?

[2478] It's kind of weird, right?

[2479] Right after they accuse people of shit.

[2480] Isn't that crazy?

[2481] That's so crazy.

[2482] But you know what?

[2483] It's like Tom Hanks' wife being named Rita Wilson.

[2484] Dude, it's just a coincidence.

[2485] It's just a coincidence, dude.

[2486] You know, it's before...

[2487] I mean, you got to do a bit about it, but you were saying how like there's no more crazy, right?

[2488] We're just talking about just random things and you're like what happens is just crazy and back in the day maybe we put too many things under the umbrella of crazy right maybe and now maybe back way back in the day when it was just anybody who was like you're left -handed you're fucking crazy like right yeah yeah yeah and now we don't put enough in crazy well with there's certain things that we exempt from possibility of crazy but this is something we always allow is crazy right like yeah oh that's crazy right it's like if that's crazy that can't be real yep yep if you call out somebody and you end getting murked and you're like maybe there's a coincidence going on there what are you crazy yeah you must be insane to think well there's a bunch of those man that's when seth rich got murdered everybody was worried worried about that what's that set rich he was the guy that supposedly according to wiki leaks he gave them the information on the DNC being corrupt and rigging the vote with uh with Hillary with Hillary Clinton when they were uh when they conspired against Bernie Sanders yeah that's when Donna Brazil wrote about it in her book when Seth Rich was murdered she got really scared.

[2489] Right.

[2490] And she was a top operative.

[2491] What do you think?

[2492] What have we sat down with the deep state, right?

[2493] Where the powers be, whoever's doing all this like a kid fucking four.

[2494] What would it look like?

[2495] What would they look like?

[2496] Yeah, what would the deep state look like?

[2497] Oh, oh, that's a good question.

[2498] I don't know.

[2499] Like, who are they?

[2500] Who are they, dude?

[2501] And how do you get the job and like how do you like move up in it?

[2502] Like you've been really deep, bro.

[2503] We want to give you a race.

[2504] Hey, dude, you've been going deep, dude.

[2505] Yeah.

[2506] How do you, is it bankers?

[2507] Is it all like no name bankers that none of us know who they are?

[2508] I went on a fucking, it was bad.

[2509] Did you go on a rabbit hole?

[2510] I went on, there's this guy named Bill Still.

[2511] Please interview Bill Still.

[2512] Oh, no. He, back in the day, did this documentary, I don't know if it was like PBS or something like that.

[2513] It was just about the banking institutions and how they've been controlling every policy decision back into the 1700s and then before that in Europe and how these few banking families have all kind of worked together.

[2514] and then anybody who criticizes the banks and try to breaks up the banks, they're remembered poorly in history.

[2515] I believe that.

[2516] Like Andrew Jackson, for example, like he got rid of the Fed, like he killed the banks.

[2517] And he's remembered, he has the worst reputation of the president, right?

[2518] Oh, he's that racist president, like all the other presidents had slaves.

[2519] But Andrew Jackson, he was really racist about it.

[2520] Dude, this guy, Bill's still.

[2521] So I get this, I'll send you a link.

[2522] I mean, it probably only has like 40 ,000 views.

[2523] But it was for television.

[2524] It was on like some sort of, you know, I don't know, what is PBS?

[2525] Yes.

[2526] Just like a regular...

[2527] What is...

[2528] What is...

[2529] What channel?

[2530] What...

[2531] But, uh...

[2532] But yeah, and I just watched it and I was like, oh, this is really fascinating.

[2533] Just like learning about money, learning about like fraction, fractional reserve lending and just like these interesting things that like make the economy go and like how it works.

[2534] You find out that the Bilderberg group is real?

[2535] You're like, wait, what?

[2536] The Bilderberg group is the group that...

[2537] They get together.

[2538] Oh, the Jekyll Island thing.

[2539] Well, that is...

[2540] isn't that how the IRS...

[2541] was formed, isn't that Czechos?

[2542] Boy, we're so dumb.

[2543] No, it's how currency.

[2544] There was something about the, yeah.

[2545] Jackal Island is a different.

[2546] He makes his correlation where any president who tried to create currency that wasn't dependent on the banks got Merck's.

[2547] And then I go, and I'm looking at this.

[2548] I'm like, yeah, Lincoln, what did Lincoln do?

[2549] Lincoln do that.

[2550] And then he goes, you know why our money's green?

[2551] Because in the Civil War, he went to the banks and asked for a loan for the Civil War.

[2552] And they were like, it's going to be 20, 25 percent interest on the loan.

[2553] He was like, nah, fucking.

[2554] I'm printing my own shit, the greenbacks.

[2555] Really?

[2556] And then some fucking actor shoots them?

[2557] Why would it actor care about slavery?

[2558] Like, you're some theater nerd?

[2559] You're some theater dork.

[2560] Come on, dude.

[2561] Doesn't it seem weird?

[2562] I know I'm getting really conspiratorial, but like...

[2563] Yeah, but you're allowed to with Lincoln.

[2564] It's like it's long enough ago.

[2565] It doesn't matter.

[2566] Yeah, you can get away with that.

[2567] You're telling me, just imagine a theater nerd.

[2568] Let's go, like, who's the biggest theater nerd right now?

[2569] like give me a Pat and Oswald There's another John Wilkes Booth brother was also a famous actor in New York Yeah And I think it was the week Before Lincoln was killed He saved his son From getting hit by a car Randomly As though that's a random occurrence And this is back in the day There was barely any cars Fun fact on the booths There was no cars back in the day Let me double check that I think it was that Might I'm sorry The car's going 20 months for a house There's no car There's no car Like a bit of a buggy or something like that.

[2570] Aoula.

[2571] I was like a car.

[2572] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2573] 1865?

[2574] I'm just saying, isn't it?

[2575] Isn't it?

[2576] Yeah.

[2577] It's wild, though, right?

[2578] Yeah.

[2579] So check this guy bills.

[2580] I don't even know if he's still alive.

[2581] I don't think he got Merked.

[2582] But like he's just, he was really passionate about it.

[2583] He's really passionate about like breaking the bank and not having, you know, our sales be like tied to these banking institutions that like dictate monetary policy.

[2584] Well, wasn't that a part of Kennedy as well?

[2585] Of course, Kenny.

[2586] Kennedy, I got bad, bro.

[2587] He wanted to get rid of the Federal Reserve.

[2588] Everyone that wants to get rid of it, and if they get close, adios.

[2589] Bro, it's with the way he puts it.

[2590] Who else got shot?

[2591] Oh, he got shot, Jackson.

[2592] He got shot, but he lived.

[2593] Reagan.

[2594] He got shot by a psycho.

[2595] But they're all psychos.

[2596] They're all crazy.

[2597] Yes.

[2598] They're all crazy when they need to be crazy.

[2599] Oh, well, you got to read this book called Chaos.

[2600] Go.

[2601] Oh, my God.

[2602] Oh, my God.

[2603] It's about Charles Manson, right?

[2604] It starts out about Charles Manson.

[2605] Wasn't he involved?

[2606] Wasn't he like a...

[2607] Oh, yeah.

[2608] CIA.

[2609] Listen, he was a prisoner who they gave acid to, and they trained him how to do that to other people.

[2610] So he took these impressionable youths and dosed him up with acid, and then he would, like, pretend he was taking it, and he would guide them and tell him what to do.

[2611] And then he had him go out and murder people.

[2612] And every time he got arrested, they let him out of jail.

[2613] There's a guy named Tom O 'Neill who started his book.

[2614] He started his book as a story that he was writing for Premier Magazine.

[2615] But as he dug deeper and deeper into the case, he was like, what the fuck?

[2616] fuck is going on yeah well how about this yeah there's a free clinic oh we're going in free clinic in heyd ashbury the CIA operated under with this program where they were they were doing tests on people yeah doing tests on hippies and giving them acid yeah until his book comes out his book comes out three months after his book comes out the clinic goes out of business this is a clinic that had been in operation for 50 fucking years yeah yeah it's a tricky dude it's a it's a it's a tricky Right?

[2617] It's like, my girl said something interesting to me. She, you know, because there's all these like serial killer documentaries on like, on Netflix, on that kind of stuff, right?

[2618] Yeah.

[2619] And I'm like, like, are there serial killers in other places?

[2620] Like, why do we just have it here?

[2621] Like, or do they have it in London?

[2622] Do they have it in like Paris?

[2623] Jack the Ripper.

[2624] Well, Jack the Ripper, right?

[2625] And then like, after that, I don't think there was a lot of ribbon.

[2626] Right?

[2627] Like I think, like, he did it and then there's no more ripping.

[2628] I don't know.

[2629] And then I'm like, and then she goes this.

[2630] And she just goes, honestly, I think it was all the acid.

[2631] And I go, what do you mean?

[2632] And she goes, well, they're doing all these drugs on the 60s and 70s.

[2633] And all of a sudden in the 80s, they just start, like, tearing through women.

[2634] And they're just all these serial killers to pop up out of nowhere.

[2635] And I'm like, holy shit.

[2636] Well, you know, that's the people they experimented on.

[2637] Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber.

[2638] And they didn't talk about this in the Netflix documentary.

[2639] Of course not.

[2640] The Netflix documentary, they kind of briefly touched upon that about drugs.

[2641] They used just the random word drugs.

[2642] Yeah.

[2643] Or the blanket word drugs.

[2644] Yeah.

[2645] But he was a part of the Harvard.

[2646] LSD experiments.

[2647] He was a part of these, and they talked about the psychological experiments they did where they were breaking him down for three years.

[2648] But he was already a little loony to begin with.

[2649] And then they fucked with him for three years and probably force -fed him acid.

[2650] They did it to a lot of people.

[2651] There was a thing called Operation Midnight Climax they did back then, where they would run whorehouses.

[2652] They would run whorehouses.

[2653] But they're not even hiding it.

[2654] It's the most obvious name for the bucket.

[2655] Well, the other one was MK

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