#505 - Matt Farah & Alex Ross

[0] Danny Trejo?

[1] That was Danny Treo?

[2] Yeah, you're a vampire.

[3] You're a vampire.

[4] I'm trying to do Joe Rogan.

[5] Experience.

[6] Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

[7] Hey, everybody.

[8] Today on the podcast, we have Alex Ross from Sharkworks, Porsche, Porsche, aficionado, builder, developer.

[9] Are you like an engineer, a designer, creator of the greatest car of the world's ever known?

[10] Matt Farrah today, Matt Ferrer of the Smoking Tire.

[11] You might know him from many of the Internet shows you put out, the Fuel TV show, the YouTube shows you put up.

[12] And as on Saturday, NBC Sports.

[13] And as of Saturday, NBC Sports, congratulations, young man. One of my favorite, there's, like, you and Chris Harris are my two favorite Internet journalist.

[14] Thank you.

[15] Because you're both, like, regular dudes who fucking really love cars.

[16] He's not a regular dude.

[17] He's a maniac.

[18] He's a maniac.

[19] He's a fucking man. He's crazier than you.

[20] He's way crazy than you.

[21] Way crazy the way he drives.

[22] But what you guys are is, like, people who have.

[23] a real passion for automotive engineering and design and the history behind it and the kind of cars like you're a fucking car nut dude big world a lot of things to appreciate when we were on the uh the road today one of the things i thought was fascinating was cars would drive by like oh 84 supra look at that you hear the bat you hear the wine like you had all these every fucking car like you're a legit a hundred percent car nut yeah yeah you love the miota especially i'm not i pale in comparison that guy was a fan wasn't he was you a fan he had a roll bar yeah that guy was fun track day bro he was He was funny.

[24] He turned around and came back just to see what the fuck was up.

[25] Well, we did have some metal out there.

[26] There was some metal out there.

[27] Some fine cars, Alex's and James have built us.

[28] So Alex is the guy who, did you find?

[29] Shark Works, you're the founder of it too, right?

[30] You don't say find it.

[31] You say created and started.

[32] He found it.

[33] Did you find it somewhere?

[34] He didn't found it.

[35] He just so happened to have your nickname as the name of the company.

[36] Sharky.

[37] What's coincidence?

[38] That's crazy.

[39] I figured why not?

[40] Fuck it.

[41] This is a sign from God.

[42] Yeah.

[43] I've just found this thing, and this is what I love to do anyway.

[44] He happened to find this tuner company called Sharkwork.

[45] And this tuner company takes...

[46] They couldn't even spell it correctly either, so...

[47] Everybody looked for, like, the O, and there's no O. What is this work?

[48] German, you assholes!

[49] German cars, I get it, I get it, I get it.

[50] They're being crafty.

[51] It's like comedy with a K, when it's comedy night.

[52] Cookey comedy with a K, K. Like a morning zoo?

[53] Yeah.

[54] Like the Kooky Comedy Club, KKK?

[55] Yeah.

[56] Does that exist somewhere?

[57] Probably.

[58] If it doesn't, it will.

[59] All things.

[60] will happen eventually.

[61] It's at least going to be a Twitter handle in the next few days, for sure.

[62] That's a fucking few minutes.

[63] Probably jumping on it right now, trying to figure it out.

[64] Are we live?

[65] Yeah, yeah.

[66] Oh, we are.

[67] Okay.

[68] Yeah, yeah.

[69] So Alex builds cars, and what he does is he takes what's arguably the greatest race car for the street in the world, which is a Porsche, a GT3, and he turns them into these ridiculous GT3s.

[70] These GT3s on performance -enhancing drugs, EPO, and all those Lance Armstrong chemicals.

[71] These fucking cars are just completely different animals, man They're fucking fun Really loud and interesting And you know You just pull at them a little You know you find the parts you like Like the high revving nature The steering You know you You know And the whole delivery The way the power comes on and just builds and builds And you just pull at that a little more You know You open up the engine It seems to accentuate the existing character of the car Rather than try and turn it into something else What year did the car get invented What was the first?

[72] Henry Ford Automobile 19 Oh No the car The car The car?

[73] The first car Which people were driving around 1800 Yeah There's arguments Over who did it Actually first But there was a bunch of people Thinking about it 18s, 70s, 80s Yeah It was the first like You know Little fucking carts Well they just didn't have A horse pulling them But that's basically What they were Yeah So on the long shot We're dealing with 130 years Would you say On the long shot And on the short Maybe just a couple years less than that That's not that much time To figure shit out No But we were just talking Alex and I were talking today About the old Porsches Like those 1970s models with the big wooden steering wheel And the skinny ass tires And they used to race them It's like they must have been out of their mind They were yo -dos You know every year They have the historic races Oh yeah And they race this shit from like 1915 You know these Mercer raceabouts And they have these riding mechanics and there's no, they're sitting on like fucking apple boxes.

[74] There's two guys they're on wooden wheels and they're racing these things.

[75] Oh my God.

[76] Yeah, going around Laguna Seca, you know, with million dollar cars and they're going like eight -tenths.

[77] They're on like a fucking Oregon trail wagon with an engine and a handbrake.

[78] What we were talking about which I found what was really fascinating was just in the past just 30, 40 years.

[79] Look at how much things have changed in the car world and what did we decide that the, what was the first Porsche?

[80] What year was it?

[81] Sixty -five?

[82] Yeah, so, nine -leven.

[83] Nine -eleven?

[84] Four -11?

[85] 49.

[86] 49 was the first Porsche?

[87] Seinfeld's got that fucking thing.

[88] Well, you could go back to the, you could go back to the Beatles.

[89] What is that probably?

[90] Like, 20 million or something crazy?

[91] Estimates are like six to eight million.

[92] Jesus Christ.

[93] Yeah, but you could go back to the Beetle really, you know, pre -Borre if you wanted to.

[94] Okay, but if you want with, that's very Porsche.

[95] Let's just like give them an era and go with like the 65, 9 -11, right?

[96] That was the first year.

[97] Yeah, yeah.

[98] Think about that.

[99] So that's like 40.

[100] It's the 50th anniversary.

[101] They released that special 50th anniversary.

[102] So think about that, man. How much that fucking car has improved in 50 years.

[103] I mean, but it's tiny little increments.

[104] That's typical Porsche, right?

[105] They'll take it and just go like another, you know, like a ring around a tree, you know, ages and it just gets a little bigger.

[106] And I just drove the newest, the 9 -11, the new 9 -11 Turbo S, which is like, stupid time warp fast.

[107] Yeah, well, that was what I was going to get at.

[108] at what point we were talking about this today and I think it's a fascinating subject because when you see all these Google cars driving around like I saw a Google one of the, it wasn't the car that drove itself but it was a street view thing It was driving around filming everything Taking pictures No I was I was Look I find it fascinating That's a felony I find it like a Like something in the field It will be eventually Google sell it to the government It'll be the government's map teams assessing You know that'll be the new way to make jobs Demolition man bro It's happening Dude it is happening Emolition Man is fucking happening.

[109] We were talking about this today that, like, this is probably not going to be around that much longer.

[110] Driving your own car is probably not going to be...

[111] And what we've gone from, these shitboxes, with skinny -ass tires, it slid all over the place, death traps, you couldn't hit the brakes quick enough.

[112] They were slow as fuck, terrible handling.

[113] Rhinos on roller skates, each and every one of them.

[114] Right?

[115] And now, what we did today, driving these Gt3s that you've modified going through the canons and they're just stuck to the ground like a cheetah running up a fucking tree The limits of...

[116] Cheetahs don't run out of trees It doesn't even make sense But cheetahs don't even have claws like that You had us right into the air I should have a leper Damn it!

[117] Yeah, well, you know what I mean?

[118] I think like that era for Porsche was the golden era though I'd say from like 2001 till 2011 What do you say to all these people that they long for the air -cooled days?

[119] Everybody, it's like two groups They need to, I like the air -cooled, but they just haven't driven these.

[120] And when they do, quite often actually, like I was telling you, like Magnus Walker, he's obviously renowned for Air Cold.

[121] He said it was one of the most fun cars he'd been in, you know?

[122] No, I'm sure.

[123] You know what, Porsche got off to a really bad start with the 996, which you had and told me about, told us to me the funniest story about earlier about all the problems.

[124] Shit.

[125] It was a terrible car.

[126] And all 996s are pretty shit.

[127] I mean, they are.

[128] They're pretty shit.

[129] And the 993 was pretty dope.

[130] Like the 993 turbo was a fucking epic car.

[131] Like they went from the best it could ever be to the 996.

[132] What they did, though, on the 993, they were running out of money.

[133] So those were, I mean, they're worth a lot because they didn't build very many.

[134] And on the 996, that was the dot -com era.

[135] That was when everyone was buying a Porsche.

[136] They made tons and tons of them.

[137] And they switched to this rather NAF engine, if you will, that had problems.

[138] And it's just, except for the, turbo and then later the gt3 but i know you had problems with it but mine was a hunk of shit but it was i remember the one of the reasons why i got it because i'll never forget this cover it was either motor trend or road and track and it had the nine the nine three nine eleven turbo on the cover and it said sell your soul and buy this car yeah i think it was that good sell your soul i think it was motor trend was that whatever it was i was like that is god damn genius yeah and uh i had a friend who had a nine six four and i remember just like would stare at it and go Look at that goddamn, dude.

[139] They're fucking dope.

[140] It's amazing.

[141] Well, that's why, you know, we drove, I drove your car today, which is awesome.

[142] I got out of your car, and I'm just like, okay, that's the best thing ever.

[143] And then I drive Alex's, which is the newer one of your car, you know, 4 .1 liter instead of three.

[144] And I was like, oh, shit.

[145] That's another level.

[146] That's the best.

[147] It's crazy.

[148] Yeah.

[149] It's fucking crazy.

[150] Well, you have driven to give people just a little background on Matt.

[151] Matt's one of my, like I said, favorite automotive journalists because he's a real car guy, a guy really does enjoy cars, but also you have a deep knowledge of the history of automobiles and how they were created and all the different models and all those different things.

[152] But you're a guy's driven that fucking every car there is.

[153] So when you drive a car and say, this is the best car ever, that's a totally different thing.

[154] So I had the best car ever for 10 minutes, for 10 whole minutes, until Alex stole the thunder with the new one.

[155] Fuck, the new one's crazy.

[156] Dude, I got it, I got the new one, and the first thing that I said to him was, oh, my God, this is next level.

[157] Yeah.

[158] This is, I didn't think you can get next level and still keep that rawness, but clearly you can.

[159] You know, we try to do sort of the same way that Porsche goes, you know, I mean, we spent a lot of time on that green one that we did in order to develop.

[160] It was called Kermit because it was green, funny, but.

[161] Classic.

[162] Yeah, classic.

[163] Yeah, fucking creative is what it is.

[164] Well, it's a dope fucking car, man. It was.

[165] That's the car that got me to contact you.

[166] Yeah.

[167] I remember you saw a video.

[168] My wife made that video.

[169] Oh, my God.

[170] This car is just so visceral.

[171] It's like, for folks who don't appreciate automobiles, and I completely understand, let me try to put it into perspective into a way you could try to understand why people are, like, maybe you live in New York, you take the subway, you couldn't give a fuck, but you're about to turn this podcast off.

[172] Just talk about drugs and fighting again, Joe.

[173] Geniuses, there have been geniuses that have over the course of decades engineered, re -engineered, redesigned, rethought out these metal boxes with fire inside of them that are making controlled explosions and they've got it down to a point where the car that you just drove 2 .5 seconds, 0 to 60 in the 9 -11 turbo?

[174] What the fuck is that?

[175] It's nuts.

[176] You actually do have to sort of defy physics because in the past you need very crazy procedures to do something like that, like racing tires and you can drag slicks, you gotta heat them up and they literally have put this stuff called VHT which is very high traction which is a spray.

[177] It's like literally like you'd have to do a drag launch in glue.

[178] That's what it is exactly.

[179] You know what I mean?

[180] You'd have to put down a puddle of glue set it on fire.

[181] Yeah.

[182] And then you have to do your launch in that.

[183] Is that why they do those burnouts at the drags?

[184] Heat up the tires and get them really really sticky.

[185] I thought they're just being dicks.

[186] Well, they're being awesome.

[187] I knew what they were doing.

[188] But they fucking, the 9 -11 turbo, you just roll up to a stop sign.

[189] Press one button.

[190] Yeah.

[191] Left foot break, right foot gas, and you violate time.

[192] And you're breaking every law in the country in three seconds.

[193] Yes.

[194] Three seconds.

[195] Now, how is this?

[196] How is it possible that the launch control can make it that much faster?

[197] What's the zero to 60 if you just had it and drive and you stomped on it?

[198] It wouldn't hold the RPMs or build any boost, right?

[199] So the 9 -11 turbo is really cool because it builds boost in neutral.

[200] And it's one of a very few turbo engines that do that.

[201] And so launch control holds the RPM at the exact optimum speed, builds boost to peak, and then just dumps the clutch for you versus being in drive where it starts from one and goes up.

[202] So how many seconds do you lose when you just do it from drive?

[203] say if you did it manually, and you shifted gears yourself.

[204] I'll have to be really honest.

[205] I've built and driven a lot of 997 turbos and some 991 turbos, and I've never launched them with the...

[206] Launch control?

[207] No, I always do it with launch control.

[208] Really?

[209] Because they're all PDK.

[210] You know, the old cars that were six speeds, you could launch them, and they were actually quite hard cars to launch.

[211] For folks who don't know what you're talking about, PDK means...

[212] Here's the big debate.

[213] For folks who are on the subway now, again, ready to turn this fucking thing off.

[214] The big debate amongst people in the car world that enjoy sports cars and the engineering of sports cars is the manual transmission, which is with a third pedal, where you have to press in the clutch to shift the gears, or an automatic transmission, or as Alex said, a PDK, which is Porsche Double Coplum.

[215] Yeah, it's some long German word.

[216] You're supposed to know how to pronounce it.

[217] Do you know how to do it?

[218] Yeah.

[219] No, James Kim, whatever it is.

[220] He's Canadian.

[221] James is Canadian.

[222] They're ridiculous for using that name.

[223] It's German for Porsche double clutch.

[224] Double clunger.

[225] Something like that.

[226] So they call it PDK.

[227] And it's a double clutch is what it is.

[228] It's a clutch with a K. It's a kooky clutch.

[229] And it does everything for you perfectly every time.

[230] Well, I actually own one PDK car, and it was the first launch car.

[231] It came out in 08, and they even screwed up that.

[232] What they did is they had these buttons.

[233] I don't know if you've driven these PDK cars, right?

[234] They have these buttons right where you put your palms on the wheel, right?

[235] Yeah.

[236] So you would be, say, in fourth gear, you know, and you're coming into a turn.

[237] You want to bump it down to third, right, and go into second.

[238] So you'd go into third.

[239] And then as you're turning, your palm would bump that stupid button.

[240] And instead of being in fourth, sorry, instead of being in second, you'd be in fourth gear.

[241] Without getting into specifics, you're just saying the gear changes around the steering wheel, which is stupid.

[242] Instead of on the paddle, it's a traditional race car.

[243] Yeah.

[244] Yeah, it's a dumb move.

[245] They stuck with that shit like glue, too.

[246] Porsche's are very, they're very fucking determined.

[247] Do you know how to get different?

[248] You know how to get proper paddles now?

[249] You have to, there's a scam.

[250] The standard is those dumb buttons on the wheel.

[251] You've got to spend $500 on the sports steering wheel to get...

[252] Can they retrofit that?

[253] Could you buy like one?

[254] Yeah, we do it.

[255] Yes, yes.

[256] Okay, well, that's a nice thing to know, because those buttons are jackass, bullshit, stupid dog shit design.

[257] You know how else they screw you guys in America?

[258] Well, me too now.

[259] Fuck yeah.

[260] Yeah, that's right.

[261] You know what they do?

[262] They take the ability to have any of your radio controls, all these other buttons that you have on the steering wheel.

[263] if you take the paddle shifter one they assume that you're having to concentrate so much that you're not allowed to have any of those buttons so you can't answer your phone that is kind of cool steering wheel buttons fucking suck I'm not a fan of steering wheel in a Porsche I don't like them in any cars but you know you have them in your I have them on the BMW and the Kyan right it's got like yeah it's got buttons everywhere I tested a car last year I think had 18 buttons on the fucking steering wheel it's ridiculous yeah have you pushed how many of the buttons have you pushed I'm not a button pusher man I'm not into that that shit.

[264] I think there's a certain part of me that really does like to look in an old, like a 69 Mustang interior and appreciate the simplicity.

[265] I appreciate, like remember when Chris Harris built that 9 -11?

[266] Real simple, green 9 -11.

[267] Rally car, yeah.

[268] Yeah, beautiful, beautiful car.

[269] I loved that car.

[270] And I'd love how simple he made everything.

[271] The interior just had an old retro stereo, a modern stereo that looks...

[272] No, no, no, no. It was a Mexico high -fi It was one of those They stick them in Every vintage cars Yeah But you can have Like navigation on those things It's basically an amp For an iPhone Yeah yeah Yeah essentially Yeah But I think it does nav too I don't know how You can get that kind of simplicity You don't have to go that old You can get anything up to like Early 90s almost You can have that same You know an 89 Porsche Yeah It's fucking simple But it doesn't feel You don't feel like you're driving driving an antique, you know what I mean?

[273] You can still, like, you drive something from the 70s, and you don't want to, like, huck it into a corner, because you're like, if this goes wrong, I'm dead.

[274] You know, but late 80s, you can kind of drive it harder and not be kind of, you know, afraid of.

[275] That's when they started to figure it out, right?

[276] With Porsche, it was like the 964, they started to figure out the handling, really, right?

[277] Before, one before that.

[278] Yeah, the suspension was way...

[279] No, the suspension was way improved on the 964s, but even in that sense, I mean, Honda and Accura, I mean, the NSX blew away the 964, blew away the Ferrari, blew away Porsche.

[280] Yeah, I remember the first time I ever saw an Accura NSX I was in Boston and some dude drove by with a red one and everybody's jaw dropped.

[281] They're like, oh my God, we're in the future.

[282] And 89, that was the future.

[283] It was 89, too.

[284] Yeah, it was.

[285] It was incredible.

[286] This guy pulled into Kenmore Square in this fucking red spaceship.

[287] Oh, my goodness.

[288] Everybody knew it was aluminum.

[289] It's aluminum.

[290] Oh, the car's aluminum.

[291] It's crazy.

[292] Easy.

[293] Now the F -150's aluminum.

[294] I was repeating shit that I didn't understand.

[295] There's baffles in the fuel line.

[296] I don't even know what the fuck that meant.

[297] And the rods.

[298] The rods are titanium.

[299] Fuel lines, man. It's a 2 .8 liter V6.

[300] No, the rods are titanium.

[301] That's really important.

[302] Well, you know what that was amazing about that car?

[303] The Accura NSX was that it was a fucking Honda.

[304] That shit was bulletproof.

[305] Yeah, yeah.

[306] You still see them around with hundreds of thousands of miles on things.

[307] That's why I went back to one.

[308] After the Porsche, fucked me so hard.

[309] Yeah.

[310] The 996 was so bad.

[311] By the way, this is, again, where people who are angry at white guys who talk about things they own, this is when they're tuning off the podcast.

[312] So we killed off all the people who aren't car nuts.

[313] We killed off all the people who don't like white people talking about buying shit.

[314] Ladies?

[315] Ladies next?

[316] Who does that leave?

[317] No one.

[318] There's no one.

[319] Just us.

[320] That leaves no one?

[321] It was just an echo chamber, goddammit.

[322] But those NSXs, the cool thing about them was, you knew that they were never going to fuck you.

[323] Like those things were, I never had a single, I had two NSXs, I never had a single problem.

[324] You just change the oil, check the tires.

[325] And I drove them.

[326] Yeah, all the way to $8 ,000.

[327] And they handled beautiful.

[328] I don't know anyone that has one that has less than 100 ,000 miles on it.

[329] They're so great.

[330] I still have mine.

[331] Oh, yeah, Alex has one.

[332] Yep.

[333] I still have my 91 NSX.

[334] Well, they're going to fuck that car up too.

[335] They're coming out with this crazy spaceship hybrid with fucking dual clutch transmission.

[336] They're fucking up the whole thing.

[337] The simplicity of the original car.

[338] light and call it a day.

[339] What if, here's the thought, what if Porsche or someone said, you know what, let's put out a minimalist car.

[340] Fuck all this nonsense.

[341] Let's put out a car that has no electronics at all except for the speedometer, the fuel, 1973 type shit where you look at those old classic gauges.

[342] You get limited information, bitch.

[343] Let's assume everything's working.

[344] Get out on the fucking road and concentrate on driving.

[345] Well, they had that.

[346] They had that with the 914, right?

[347] And they were...

[348] That's a dog shit car.

[349] 40 years ago.

[350] Dog shit.

[351] But, no. Ugly as fuck.

[352] It's a terrible idea.

[353] It's a shitbox.

[354] It's good to put giant slicks on and Chevy engines in.

[355] Oh, no. People who care.

[356] No, but it's, I know, but it's, it's light.

[357] It's light.

[358] I'm not saying I'm a knife for.

[359] It's light.

[360] And simple.

[361] Dog shit car.

[362] Yeah.

[363] If they had done that with a 993 with a simple leather interior, you know, like no bullshit, no electric.

[364] Back in the day, we had the R .S. America.

[365] Oh, yeah.

[366] That was stripped out, right?

[367] That was dog shit compared to the, European ones.

[368] With the RS American, the 964.

[369] Oh my God, we're into geekdom, ladies and gentlemen.

[370] the 964 is the car before the 993, so we're talking about late 80s.

[371] They still all look like 9 -11s, that same shape.

[372] No, in Europe, we get all the fun stuff.

[373] We get like plastic windows, we get like roll bars, you know, door pools.

[374] Yeah, but you also have to pay like $11 a gallon for fucking gas.

[375] I just drove across Europe.

[376] It was in U .S. dollars, it was $10 .50.

[377] Well, you know, it's so weird how Porsche is so genius.

[378] I mean, their work is so genius.

[379] The cars they produce are so fucking masterful, just amazing pieces of engineering.

[380] But, they'll stick with these dopey -ass ideas like a pit bull, like the dumb buttons on the fucking wheel that they kept forever.

[381] Well, they have their pride, man. Yeah.

[382] And how about the fact that they have these two incredible cars, they came in and the boxter?

[383] And they fuck them by giving them low horsepower, because if they jumped them up to where the Porsche 9 -11 is, you'd have a way better car than the 9 -11.

[384] And they got a real fucking problem.

[385] Alex, how come you haven't stuck a GT3 motor in a Cayman?

[386] That's what I'm saying.

[387] Well...

[388] It's the best car ever.

[389] I drove one once.

[390] Yeah.

[391] No. Keman is?

[392] With a GT3 engine.

[393] Who has one?

[394] A guy in New York, I had one.

[395] Who did that?

[396] Yeah.

[397] A company called Farnbacher Loles did it.

[398] Yeah, you don't want to Google that name right now.

[399] Yeah.

[400] Their ex -owner, Greg Lolles, just got sentenced to...

[401] Was it a dude?

[402] Probably to death.

[403] Is it 10?

[404] Because he robbed a church, basically.

[405] Yeah.

[406] Ten years.

[407] He's he got.

[408] He robbed a church.

[409] He embezzled every fucking dime in that place.

[410] Why does it have to be him?

[411] He could be our saver.

[412] He could bear OB -1.

[413] His head tech who actually built that car at his own shop in New York now.

[414] Wow.

[415] His head tech, holl at me, dude.

[416] Let's make something real.

[417] Let's make something real.

[418] I think that would be the most ridiculous car ever.

[419] It would.

[420] A Cayman with a GT3 engine in it?

[421] What would that weigh?

[422] It would even weigh 3 ,000 pounds?

[423] It would be 30100, probably.

[424] How about if you fucking contact?

[425] You'd still need to do a lot of work on the rear, the suspension.

[426] you said Porsche likes the hamstring that came in, they hamstring it with like crappy struts.

[427] I thought the new ones, they made it a lot better.

[428] They really, really want to defend the 9 -11.

[429] I mean, they don't...

[430] That's awesome.

[431] Think about how crazy that is.

[432] You have this incredible design, beautiful car, and you fuck it in the butt, just so that you can keep your old car viable.

[433] BMW does it too, buddy?

[434] Do they?

[435] With which car?

[436] The one series M?

[437] Uh -huh.

[438] You know, they...

[439] That car has all of the M3 suspension shit, but in a tinier car.

[440] And it was awesome.

[441] So it can out -handle the M -3.

[442] It's cheaper than the M -3.

[443] And it has an engine that if you just do -d -d -da -da -l -l -on -the -computer, could be faster than an M -3 also, but they dial it back.

[444] So I just drove this Dynan one, the Dynum one M -A -K because Dynan doesn't give a fuck about the M -3.

[445] I like how he said that, too.

[446] He don't give a fuck about the M -3, kid.

[447] Steve Dining, don't give a fuck.

[448] Not a single fuck.

[449] Oh, that day.

[450] Oh, that bitch's mama.

[451] Not a single fuck was given on that day.

[452] And so his shit has 450 horsepower in a whole fucking ass.

[453] Now, is that, that's available.

[454] Like, right now, you can go buy one.

[455] You could get that from Dinan, yeah.

[456] How is the gear shifting on that?

[457] It's manual.

[458] It's manual.

[459] They make it in manual.

[460] See, here's the thing with that car.

[461] Because the reason, you said you didn't like the New 9 -11 turbo because it doesn't come manual.

[462] I see your point.

[463] However, cars like the new 9 -11 turbo and this Dinan thing are so fucking fast that if you have to shift it yourself, it's actually hard to keep up.

[464] Yeah.

[465] Oh, is it faster, you think, than the GT3RS that he made?

[466] No, but the GT3RS that he made has longer gearing.

[467] The 1M is short gearing.

[468] That's it.

[469] That's what they're putting together.

[470] Yeah, there it is.

[471] Holy shit, that looks awesome.

[472] Matter of fact, is that our picture?

[473] I don't know.

[474] No, it might be gelop the picture, but that's it.

[475] That is a delicious looking car.

[476] Isn't that tasty?

[477] I bet that's cheap as fuck, too, right?

[478] You could pick up the car right now for about 55 grand, and then 20 grand more for the kit.

[479] They held their value pretty well.

[480] I thought it was lower than that.

[481] For some reason, I thought that was like their entry level, $35 ,000 car.

[482] It's the top of the bottom.

[483] Oh, I see.

[484] So that's the, so they make an M. Where's the normal M that comes from BMW?

[485] 330 horsepower.

[486] It's still pretty fucking fun.

[487] Yeah, you can tune all the turbo cars, you know, the hairdrides.

[488] You can tune them, do some computer work, and you can add more boost.

[489] So the 330 is that a naturally aspirated?

[490] Twin Turbo 6.

[491] Oh, really?

[492] Yeah.

[493] That's why the other ones are so fast because they just boost the hell out of them.

[494] Wow.

[495] That must be an enormously fun car to drive.

[496] It's crazy.

[497] It's stupid, stupid, stupid fast.

[498] I told you earlier, I tried to keep, like, on a photo shoot with, like, a 3 .8 R .S, a 4 .0 R .S, and an R4 .1.

[499] I was following in a 1M, the journalist that was doing the story.

[500] He owns one.

[501] And, I mean, just trying to keep up, the car was going all over the road sideways.

[502] And, you know, I basically got all four tires bald at the end of the day.

[503] Is it really that badass with a fucking car?

[504] Yeah.

[505] I think that's my new car.

[506] There's very few cars.

[507] It's like an American muscle car, but the European version of it, right?

[508] What I'm looking for, bitch.

[509] Because we make everything smaller there.

[510] I don't know.

[511] I don't know about that.

[512] Not an American muscle car.

[513] No, AMGs are like German muscle cars.

[514] Yeah.

[515] But this thing, it's pretty nuts.

[516] I can't need to see this.

[517] It's pretty nuts.

[518] I love the idea.

[519] I mean, it's not a fucking Porsche, but it's, it's small and really fast and, you know, handle nicely.

[520] It kind of looks like an accordion three series.

[521] right it's kind of like swished a little bit yeah but they they sold only a limited number of them here in the u .s and they immediately started going up in value it's like a stubby it's like a stubby m3 you know yeah now they're like five to eight grand over msrp two years well i think it shows this fucking trend that's going on where people this minimalist trend where people look at all this shit on their could be i have a buddy who has a tesla yeah you know you don't have any buttons you just talk to that fucking thing tell it what the climate you want you tell it where to go he He, like, used it as a Google search.

[522] It has its own 3G engine.

[523] 3G, though, which is whack.

[524] Yeah.

[525] Are they not on 4G yet?

[526] Oh, Matt Fahder on fucking 3G.

[527] Like, cave people.

[528] No LTE in that bitch.

[529] So, like, he can be in the car and go the black keys.

[530] And then Spotify, it pulls up the black keys.

[531] And he play number one, boom, starts playing a song.

[532] I'm, like, talking to my fucking car.

[533] Yeah, I don't need to be talking to my fucking car.

[534] I'm no fucking Michael Knight or something.

[535] Well, that's one of the things that I really love about the M3s have that little dial where you can you have buttons around the dial one's your phone one's your nav and it's super easy to get to hot buttons yeah buttons are key it's a really it's a much better system than the Porsche the the Porsche you know has all everything in set in perfect position for driving yeah they don't want any but all that other ergonomics that shit's over there they didn't even give you cup holders until like 98 in the fucking well they're terrible they hide them like a carbon fiber piece now you know it's actually nice of them I like I like that too.

[536] It's cool.

[537] BMW has it too.

[538] You just press a button and it pops out.

[539] Your car is a good cup holder, Andrew.

[540] I put my coffee in it this morning and then I was doing a pretty good clip up Angel's Crest.

[541] And the coffee, see, my corvette has the worst cup holders known to man. I call it the G meter because when you turn left, your beverage goes right.

[542] And it just goes all over your fucking floor.

[543] Your corvette is an awesome piece of machinery, too.

[544] You have a corvette that you bought when you graduated high school, right?

[545] And you still have it and you still drive it all.

[546] I hit 30 ,000 miles two weeks ago.

[547] So 130?

[548] No, no, 30.

[549] Just 30?

[550] 30 ever.

[551] That's the C5, right?

[552] Yeah, it's a 98.

[553] Yep.

[554] You just hit 30 ,000 miles.

[555] How's that possible?

[556] We always, literally, there's always, like, shit in our house to drive.

[557] I just like, it's never been a first car.

[558] It's always kind of.

[559] But that's amazing.

[560] You bought this fucking car in the 1980.

[561] You might have, like, one of the best 1980s corvettes on the market.

[562] It's a 98, not an 80s.

[563] Oh, 90s.

[564] Yeah, it's 98.

[565] But yeah, it's probably up there.

[566] At this point, it's probably...

[567] So what year did you buy?

[568] Did you buy it new in 98?

[569] New in 98.

[570] And all the stuff that you had done to it, like the roll bar and the engine modification.

[571] That was all...

[572] It was stock for like eight years, and that was all done in 06, and I haven't done shit since.

[573] Wow.

[574] It's a great car.

[575] It's a fun car.

[576] Corvettes are awesome because they just, they fucking work.

[577] Yeah.

[578] You know what I mean?

[579] The interior has made a shitty plastic, like, yeah.

[580] And when you close the door, it sounds like Legos are rattling around in there.

[581] You know, it's not a 9 -11, but it's got really...

[582] really good balance and really good power, and it just works all the time.

[583] It's a lot like a fanny pack.

[584] You can't give a fuck what you look like.

[585] You just got to accept how awesome it is to you.

[586] It's awesome to me. I don't give a fuck what you see.

[587] There's your car right there.

[588] Hey, that's my car.

[589] Oh, look, with my fucking bipolar psycho ex -girlfriend in the passenger seat.

[590] Shazam!

[591] Boom.

[592] Don't give out any information that will come back to the hunker.

[593] Kept the car.

[594] Good move.

[595] Always a good move.

[596] Cars will rarely tell you what to do.

[597] No, fucking hit you.

[598] Sometimes they're like, I need some gas, but that's about it.

[599] Corvettes have gone a lot, lot better, man. They're good.

[600] To the fanny pack of the automotive world.

[601] They're good platforms to start your build.

[602] You start from a corvette, take everything the GM cheaped out on, which is a lot, and then make that better, and then you've got a really good work.

[603] Yeah, I like the ZR1 the best, like some of my customers have them.

[604] Better than that even.

[605] No, no, you know what it is?

[606] You sit in the car and you're like, this is a ZR1, and it has a Chevy Cobalt steering wheel.

[607] Yeah.

[608] They've fixed all that.

[609] But better than that, was that one that you drove?

[610] The race car company, what is it?

[611] Oh, the AVI racing, the tube frame?

[612] No, the guys who make their own body, it's a bit wider, all carbon fiber.

[613] Oh, the Pratton -Miller's C6RS thing, yeah.

[614] Yeah, which is a crazy idea, but sort of a shark works situation.

[615] Actually, it's pretty close, yeah.

[616] They took a great car, the ZR one, and they said, you know what, here's what we're going to do.

[617] We're going to go with a naturally aspirated engine.

[618] We're going to make that bitch about 600 motherfucking horsepower.

[619] Was it 8 liters?

[620] Like a demon.

[621] I think that was an 8 -liter.

[622] Pull it up.

[623] Pull it up, Jamie.

[624] What is the name of the video?

[625] Pratt Miller C -6 R .S. And is it smoking tires?

[626] Yeah, it's on the smoking tire.

[627] I think it's fucking 8 -liter V8.

[628] It's a gorgeous car.

[629] It's a gorgeous car.

[630] And it's super duper fucking expensive too, right?

[631] Yeah, I think it was 200.

[632] Oh, my God.

[633] Look how thin I was there.

[634] Sexy bitch.

[635] I was so fucking fin there.

[636] How old were you, Matt?

[637] It's depressing to watch.

[638] This is like five years ago.

[639] You can still get there, dude.

[640] You're breathing.

[641] Okay, you're still alive.

[642] Let's not give up out of the game.

[643] Don't tap out before it's too late.

[644] No, so this thing, yeah, it's an all -carbon fiber body.

[645] It's like eight inches wider than a regular Corvette.

[646] The noise.

[647] Yeah.

[648] Oh, the noise.

[649] So Pratt and Miller basically is the company that builds GM's factory race cars.

[650] and so they built sort of a street homologation kind of special of the race car and what they did was they made a new body that was like a really high quality carbon fiber and a super high quality leather interior which is something that these cars were really yeah they lack that stuff it's hilarious though i haven't looked at this video in a while looking at it now it's fucking so silly to think that that was a two hundred thousand dollar car though is that what it was 200 grand 8 .2 liters yeah dude i would if i had 200 ,000 it was it's a mean motherfucker in that car.

[651] I might go right to that.

[652] Dude, why not 400?

[653] They built seven of these.

[654] A friend of mine has sold four of them.

[655] But that's a mean, mean car, man. It's so beautiful.

[656] Yeah.

[657] That's like a perfect American muscle car.

[658] There's your cobald steering wheel.

[659] Yeah, that one's like colored with leather, though.

[660] That was leather and stitched.

[661] I don't know.

[662] Like a steering wheel is like a mouse, you know, like for a computer.

[663] Why have you a shitty steering wheel?

[664] Why have a shitty mouse?

[665] I'm a good mouse.

[666] It's really surprising how many people, If you're always using it, I'll complain about something like a steering wheel and people go, what do you give a fuck, bro?

[667] And it's like, my hands are literally on this the entire time I own this car.

[668] When it also, it gives you information about a car, like in, like, those, those, uh, Magnus Walker Porsches with the Momo Prototipo steering wheels.

[669] There's something about those old school steering wheels that, like, you hold it on to them, and you're actually driving a car.

[670] I don't have any filters, right?

[671] There's no filters.

[672] No filter, straight there.

[673] Leather, metal.

[674] And then you react to it's thing.

[675] But it's also like you're looking down at that thing.

[676] It gives you like, yeah, this is a fucking 1972 R .S, whatever the hell he calls those things.

[677] The best you get like a 59 caddy with the fucking wheel.

[678] It's like a steamship wheel, you know what I mean?

[679] You're like, tacking!

[680] Well, those were boats.

[681] I mean, isn't it interesting that they basically had nautical steering wheels and they were fucking boats?

[682] Yeah.

[683] Should have had a fucking tiller then, huh?

[684] Those things were ridiculous.

[685] And that was just a few decades ago.

[686] Two decades ago.

[687] Dude, how fucking cool were we in the late 50s?

[688] Never when America was fucking cool?

[689] We weren't like the shit bags of the fucking world.

[690] You know what I mean?

[691] Everyone didn't hate us.

[692] They wanted our shit and not just like...

[693] Nah, you guys hate yourselves.

[694] Now you guys...

[695] We should.

[696] Our country, we're horrible.

[697] He's got a lot of weird misconceptions about America.

[698] Have you noticed that?

[699] I mean, not to, like, gang up on him.

[700] You and me on Team America here.

[701] Yeah.

[702] With this fucking wacky Brits, got some crazy ideas about us.

[703] Okay, I found out you guys can play pool.

[704] I found out you guys can drive But listen, man You can drive, dude And just so everyone knows You can play pool too You just got to pay attention To where that ball's going I get to try to give you some pointers Dude told me he plays good pool And a guy tells me he plays good He told me he played really good I go how good do you play He goes I can play really good I said I said I used to play well I don't recall that I don't recall you saying you play really good I said I did play well Sorry that's what I said yeah It did play.

[705] So it was past tense, but I was thinking I was going to be better when we started playing.

[706] I just knock a couple of balls around on the table and he's making all these judgments about me. Well, because you were holding it like an American, you're holding the cue like, well, we play snookers.

[707] Remember when it was, first it was best of five and then it became five zero.

[708] Hey, hey, come on, in all fairness, the last game, there was only one little ball left.

[709] It didn't matter.

[710] You were never going to get that ball.

[711] I was going to get the ball.

[712] The last game, there was one ball.

[713] It was lost little ball.

[714] That ball was never going in.

[715] It was funny.

[716] It was going.

[717] I just didn't get to it.

[718] You built awesome cars, buddy.

[719] The idea of you getting to it and then getting to the eight ball is beyond preposterous.

[720] I know, dude.

[721] They weren't anywhere near each other.

[722] I was in no danger.

[723] I told you, man. The tightness of the pocket.

[724] You guys have weird, like, super tight pockets in the U .S. We don't play that way.

[725] Well, it's this table, really.

[726] This is way tighter than a regular table.

[727] Regular table is a 5 -inch pocket.

[728] That's a 4 -inch pocket.

[729] And Ernesto Dominguez, who's a big player in L .A., like pro player.

[730] And he's also a great table mechanic.

[731] and him and his son, Oscar, who was another pro player, they put together these, like, and then Anesto cut table, like a big deal.

[732] Like, he's the master when it comes to putting together those Brunswick.

[733] So this guy, Donnie Wessel, sold it to me. It's a nice to 72, 73 table.

[734] It's very maud.

[735] Yeah, it's really cool.

[736] My first shot, I don't know if you can remember that because it was a while ago, but my first shot, remember it.

[737] Oh, I remember it so well.

[738] Dude, I hit it hard.

[739] I said, why did you hit it so hard, right?

[740] And on a normal table, it had gone in, right?

[741] And instead it just went and, you know, did that little pinball thing.

[742] Yes.

[743] You should be talking about anything else.

[744] That doesn't matter.

[745] That's the thing.

[746] The boggling or not does not matter to America.

[747] Okay, so Americans from Playpool.

[748] What Americans are getting right now is like a peek into your madness.

[749] The same madness that led you to be this master engineer and an improver of Porsches leads you to be a crazy person if you fucking miss a shot on a pool tail.

[750] You're talking about a goddamn podcast two hours later.

[751] Well, the reason why that one didn't go in is, I'm not American.

[752] The son was in the wrong place.

[753] on the horizon.

[754] It was in the third house.

[755] Vaseline on my fingernails.

[756] No, you can play.

[757] You're the best.

[758] Okay, you're the best American pool player that I've played against.

[759] Well, then you ain't played against shit because I'm fucking terrible compared to like a real good pool player.

[760] So you can't go running around.

[761] It's a whole field advantage.

[762] No, you can't.

[763] Please.

[764] You can't go running around telling people you're good at pool.

[765] I wouldn't, but I was doing this thing where you know, like, man, Americans always say they're good at stuff, right?

[766] And then I was just testing you a little.

[767] You got a deep bad.

[768] I don't understand why anybody would say Americans always do this and British people always every British person I met has been at least partially unique and individual in their own personality traits the way they behave so when someone starts saying every American does this I go I don't know that is a poorly thought out idea my friend I thought well I wanted to see if it was furniture or the real deal and I found out it was the real deal I found out it was the real deal four inch pockets bro well yeah that's gonna be a I just met my first actually, like, dumb English person.

[769] We were just in the UK.

[770] No, I will, I've never, I don't, I don't.

[771] Dude, our education system is pretty good.

[772] I don't spend a ton of time in the UK, but the English accent makes you sound smarter than you are, even if you're not that smart.

[773] We were just in the UK and a waiter had trouble counting the number of people at our table.

[774] Oh, God.

[775] There were five.

[776] Oh, my God.

[777] That's a tough one.

[778] That's a tough one.

[779] And despite the accent, I was like, huh, you're a lot.

[780] What part of the UK was that?

[781] Take it from the top?

[782] Where were we?

[783] One, we've got one.

[784] Was it awokeing?

[785] So, dude, there's this place called London.

[786] It was where they built McLarence.

[787] Yeah, okay.

[788] Yeah, in Woking, they built McLaren.

[789] Maybe they worked them too much, and the guy was tired.

[790] He left it all on the field.

[791] You know, you get so tired, you can't even remember your own name.

[792] Like, what's your name, sir?

[793] Matt, Matt Ferrer.

[794] You know, like, you get so tired.

[795] If you're in England, it's Clive or something.

[796] You can't remember how to count to five.

[797] A trauma.

[798] Could have been a boxer when he was.

[799] young.

[800] Can we catch that to him?

[801] You've explained this particular Englishman's stupidity, possibly.

[802] Just trying to give him the outs.

[803] The outs.

[804] Hands up.

[805] Hands up.

[806] You can play pool.

[807] He still go back to this fucking pocket thing.

[808] Holy shit.

[809] Alex Ross and weed don't mix together so smoothly.

[810] This is something we found out today.

[811] Some people, you give it to them, and it releases something inside of them that they should keep in.

[812] They should keep it collected.

[813] Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea.

[814] That's a badass car, though, you make, sir.

[815] You make a fucking...

[816] There's a photo of it right there.

[817] Thanks, man. No more photos there, fella.

[818] No. So, you've been in this car making business for, like, how long now?

[819] Since basically 05.

[820] Oh, 5.

[821] And before that, I thought this was hilarious.

[822] You used to be in the video game world, and you were actually on screensavers.

[823] Yeah, I was.

[824] I had segments on there.

[825] I used to love that show.

[826] That show was great.

[827] Leo Leport.

[828] Leo Leport and Pat Norton.

[829] Yeah.

[830] It's a great show.

[831] I used to love this show.

[832] I was a total Uber geek.

[833] You know, I used to build my own PCs.

[834] That was the show of the first hot nerds too, right?

[835] They had those hot nerd girls.

[836] Oh, yeah, yeah, they did.

[837] They all went on to do.

[838] How long ago was this?

[839] Am I too young?

[840] Yeah, you weren't born yet.

[841] It was probably like the early 2000s, right?

[842] Late 90s, early 2000s.

[843] Yeah.

[844] It was on TV.

[845] Yeah, it was on real TV.

[846] Tech show on TV.

[847] It was the only one of its kind.

[848] It was kind of like the top gear without the, yeah, it was the top gear of PC stuff.

[849] You almost like without the buffoonery.

[850] That's what you're going to say.

[851] Yeah, I was going to say, but it has.

[852] it all over Jeremy Clarkson, right here on this podcast.

[853] Your fellow Englishman.

[854] I know what you're doing.

[855] You're about to go down.

[856] He doesn't like Porsches, and he just says it all the time, so it's hard to see I die with it.

[857] But he's a character.

[858] Don't you think he's at least partially a character?

[859] He drove a 9 -11 turbo and compared it to the 4 -5, not the 4 -38, the 430, remember?

[860] And he loved it.

[861] He did say.

[862] He was ranting and raving about how fantastic it is.

[863] He smoked the 430, if I remember properly.

[864] But he was just talking about how he's so easy to drive.

[865] He has.

[866] Yeah, but he left the shot.

[867] in that was cool it out of the film but then he blamed the car like I blamed the pool table well you know he was saying that's what he does if you you you are not one to just to judge someone else for making excuses yeah right now never made an excuse in your life have you I want to hear your excuse for not making any excuses Catholic boarding school okay that's my um where I go with that though it was in fairness he crashed Porsches and made fun of himself when he did it he said because these cars I don't like these cars because they don't tolerate fools and I am a fool.

[868] It's a good line.

[869] It's true.

[870] I mean, he drives like a fucking maniac.

[871] That's half of the fun of him is, you know, that he's this kind of unhinged dude who drives like a mania.

[872] Last season, he shed on a BMW because he spun it in like a straight line.

[873] It was raining and he just spun the car.

[874] Yeah.

[875] And his conclusion was that the car sucked.

[876] Well, the thing is, though, his kind of car is different than, like, what I would like.

[877] His kind of car is, indeed, one that makes smoke everywhere goes sideways.

[878] That's why he likes all the big AMGs, and that's fun.

[879] I kind of like traction and getting in the rhythm and, you know, driving through canyons.

[880] So that's why I like Porsches.

[881] Yeah.

[882] You know, I think a car that makes unnecessary burnouts is a kind of stupid car.

[883] It's fun for a bit, right?

[884] Like a Shelby, they're fun cars.

[885] But they're kind of stupid.

[886] Like, that's fucking retarded.

[887] Like, that car, you're not in control of it.

[888] The whole thing is you're in control of something.

[889] You're not in control of it, but it's going sideways.

[890] It's like bull riding with one of those cars.

[891] Well, you know, like how I got into the car thing, too.

[892] I mean, I took a 996 turbo, you know, and I went drag racing with it.

[893] That's talk about stupid, right?

[894] An English guy going to a drag strip.

[895] What difference does it make if you're English, Iranian, Polish?

[896] Okay, English guys don't drag race.

[897] We go around, you know, tracks and stuff.

[898] There's a bunch of Englishmen who are going to be fucking knocking on your Twitter door.

[899] There is a night.

[900] I've been drag racing since before you and your daddy's dick.

[901] A friend of mine's got a 60 -an charger in England he drag races.

[902] Got a parachute on that shit, yeah.

[903] So there you go.

[904] Talking nonsense again.

[905] It's all this fucking English people don't do this shit Song in your own country, but down a river calling Jeremy Clarks in a scoundrel or some such He just doesn't like porches It's always a funny guy man He doesn't need to like Porsches That's probably a lot of music he likes That I think is dog shit Right?

[906] We don't need to like the same goddamn things You know what?

[907] He's like furniture In a way he's just being around You sit on it, you use it And you appreciate it Let's be real about what's going on here You're a Porsche fan boy I am I am But I'm wearing a Honda shirt you are.

[908] It's okay to be a Porsche fanboy.

[909] It's okay.

[910] As long as, yeah, they do make good cars.

[911] They make the best cars.

[912] I think they make the best cars.

[913] Everything else does feel...

[914] You know what I wish they wouldn't do?

[915] What?

[916] Is make four -door cars and sedans and...

[917] Son, you're talking out of your nonsense hole because you need to get a hold of one of those Panamaes and dump that fucking thing on the highway.

[918] I launched...

[919] Bump that motherfucker on the highway.

[920] And watch time bend in front of your eyes where you're driving a fucking sedan.

[921] You're in some cozy executive change.

[922] You're in some with plush leather and you're violating time.

[923] Panamara Turbo are...

[924] The new ones are nice.

[925] They're loud and shit too.

[926] They make all kinds of good noises now.

[927] It's only $190 ,000.

[928] I drove one, $227.

[929] Oh, gosh.

[930] Long wheelbase, turbo S with ceramics, and the full interior, like, rear...

[931] Yeah, we were going to get one to do the development on, right?

[932] Like, before it came out, we put in an order.

[933] What could you possibly do to that thing?

[934] You can add software, you can add exhaust because it's a turbo charge car, right?

[935] So we add about 100 horsepower to those cars usually.

[936] Oh my God.

[937] They can make like 700 out of those things.

[938] But I totaled up the bill, you know, for the build sheet, you know, because I wanted ceramics to go out of that.

[939] Yeah, those are like carbon ceramic brakes for geeks, you know.

[940] They don't create any dust and they don't heat up.

[941] They're great breaks.

[942] They feel like the best breaks ever.

[943] They last mostly forever.

[944] Except if you go to the racetrack.

[945] But anyway, yeah, the bill was like 190K.

[946] Yeah.

[947] Wow, $190K over.

[948] Wow.

[949] You know how those four -door cars are, you know, you buy them and then two, three years later, I mean, they're worth, like, nothing you can't get rid of it.

[950] Yeah, isn't that interesting how that?

[951] Panamara turbo is going for now.

[952] Can you get them for like $70 ,000 yet?

[953] Around, yeah, almost.

[954] My dad had a Cayenne turbo, which I know you've got.

[955] Yeah.

[956] And he, that was like 108 new in 2005, and he sold it for 28.

[957] in 2009.

[958] That's insane.

[959] The dealer offered him 20 even on trade.

[960] I remember there was one that...

[961] One of my customers has had like eight different cayans because he's had 9 -11 turbos, but he also has cayens.

[962] And one of them was the Cayenne Turbo S, and it did.

[963] It stickered up to like 160 something.

[964] Yeah.

[965] It had ceramics, everything.

[966] Aeroket.

[967] On the ceramics?

[968] Yeah, ceramics.

[969] One of the things that I like about American cars is there's a disaster going on right now with American cars.

[970] There was a long period of just fucking terrible ideas and shitty design and shit build quality but at least there's a series of cars that have stuck with a manual transmission only the shelby gt 500 the viper you can't get a fucking automatic transfer can you imagine an automatic viper i mean they'll make it it's a matter of time they want they'll make them that you can start getting the double clutch Corvette, which I think is...

[971] No, it's not a double clutch.

[972] It's just auto.

[973] Oh, it's still auto?

[974] It's a torque converter, auto.

[975] I thought the new one was a double clutch.

[976] I thought the first...

[977] The one that you drove...

[978] No, Chris Harris drove one and a 9 -11.

[979] That was an auto.

[980] That was an auto.

[981] That was an auto.

[982] That was a fucking auto sucks, too.

[983] But you can get it and stick.

[984] Like, you can get it.

[985] As long as you can get it.

[986] It's fine.

[987] But the new ones, apparently, you've driven it.

[988] Which?

[989] Jump up.

[990] Huge jump.

[991] The new corvettes.

[992] The new corvettes are great.

[993] It's just a motherfucker.

[994] Yeah.

[995] Yeah, well, the one I drove had, like, the performance pack on it, the magnetic ride, the shocks.

[996] You know, the shocks, GM has the coolest shocks in the world.

[997] They're so cool that Ferrari licenses the design.

[998] Oh, I saw that out there.

[999] So it's called, it's called magnetic ride control.

[1000] Sorry.

[1001] So the shocks have a magnetic fluid in the shock as opposed to a hydraulic fluid or whatever that they normally use.

[1002] And they can, they send different levels of current through there to make it soft or firm.

[1003] and variable.

[1004] And Ferrari uses them on the 5 -9, the F -12, the 458, all the Ferraris use them.

[1005] Yeah, they had that cool, they had that cool advert where they had a Cadillac CTSV going around a racetrack, and it was following a Ferrari.

[1006] I thought that was pretty cool how they kind of work together, and they actually advertised a Ferrari and a Cadillac together.

[1007] I bet that was part of the licensing.

[1008] Yeah.

[1009] You know, that was another cool move by GM when they put out the Z -28 or the Z -06.

[1010] Yeah.

[1011] The Z -28 also, only standard, right?

[1012] They don't have a double -carriage.

[1013] No manual.

[1014] Only manual.

[1015] The new Z -28 is actually...

[1016] Think about that.

[1017] The Viper, GT -500, the Corvette Z -O -6, and the Corvette Z -R -1, all only manual.

[1018] At least they held onto that.

[1019] They do.

[1020] Hats off to that.

[1021] But actually the new...

[1022] So the new Z -28, I'm not a Camero guy.

[1023] I didn't grow up with any Cameros or anything.

[1024] We didn't have them.

[1025] But the new Z -28, people should check out if they're into, like, fun, set of track cars.

[1026] because even guys that have GT3s now that can't drive them, the new one, nobody can drive those.

[1027] Porsche's called them and said to all 756 are the ones delivered, park your car, we're coming to get, you know, we're coming to get it, we're going to replace your engine, there's a problem.

[1028] A lot of those guys, dude, it's gotten worse.

[1029] A lot of those guys are, you know, basically going and buying Z -28s.

[1030] So to go from a...

[1031] So they gave their car back?

[1032] Yeah.

[1033] The Z -28s are not...

[1034] Harris just got one in the UK drove it.

[1035] Did he really?

[1036] Yeah.

[1037] I flew all the way to New York to drive it.

[1038] from LA and it was raining at the track and they wouldn't let me drive it I'd flown across the country and they go nope and I go like come on and they're like they could they said it was worthless in the wet but you know what they do you know what people have said though they're driven it that have had GT3s yeah well no but they they immediately because a new GT3 is you know basically you know it's PDK and then they go back into a Z28 and they're just having fun because it's manual manual yeah yeah it's better like you said we're not going to be driving soon you're not going to allowed to do anything.

[1039] You'll just be sitting in there, reading your newspaper.

[1040] That was that episode of Jeremy Clarkson when he was driving the Z -O -6 or what he was driving the ZR -1.

[1041] Yeah, yeah.

[1042] And he said, are you listening Ferrari?

[1043] You know, like just a regular manual transmission.

[1044] Why don't you make one of those?

[1045] A Ferrari with a manual gearbox is so fun.

[1046] It's so, it's so dark that they're canceling all that stuff.

[1047] It's the customer's fault.

[1048] It's, when they started offering paddles instead of a stick, the take rate was like night.

[1049] You know what I think it is, man?

[1050] It's another example of the shitheads taking over the earth.

[1051] Yeah, yeah.

[1052] It's like these rich people, all of them have terrible taste.

[1053] They all do.

[1054] It's like, what's going on here?

[1055] It's the people that are becoming really rich.

[1056] LA's the fucking worst, man. Borkenheimer's.

[1057] He's buy a fucking $300 ,000 Ferrari and they put fucking rims on it.

[1058] Yeah.

[1059] Some of those rims are so gross, too, like the 22 -inch rims?

[1060] It is.

[1061] Or they're like wagon wheels and shit.

[1062] Fucking West Coast Customs and plastic.

[1063] Maddenham motorsport garbage.

[1064] You obviously haven't visited Oakland then, have you?

[1065] I've been visited Oakland, sure.

[1066] So, see, oh, that's where you get some really good ride.

[1067] Remember spinners?

[1068] Really good weeks.

[1069] Oh, dude.

[1070] Floaters, dude.

[1071] Floaters, do you ever have them, but no, but I lived in New York, right?

[1072] And LaTrell Spreewell lived right up the street from my parents.

[1073] And remember back in the day, the spinners, Spreewell bought the company that made, that made those.

[1074] And they were called Spree Wells for like 10 years.

[1075] Nice.

[1076] Remember, everyone used to.

[1077] call Spinner Spreewell's back?

[1078] No, that was probably only your neighborhood.

[1079] It's probably because I was in New York and Spreewell played for the fucking Knicks.

[1080] You were probably video gaming then anyway.

[1081] Yeah, Spinners was crazy.

[1082] I remember I just, I never heard that, calling them that, I just heard Spinners.

[1083] And there was the opposite.

[1084] Yeah, the floters.

[1085] No, the floaters, remember the floaters?

[1086] Remember the floaters?

[1087] Well, floaters, I think I called them stayers.

[1088] You called them?

[1089] They were the opposite because the car would drive but the rim would stay.

[1090] Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

[1091] Those were pretty cool, right?

[1092] Yeah, people gave up on that shit, quick.

[1093] Yeah, high maintenance rims.

[1094] Yeah.

[1095] Well, it's also like anytime you hit a pothole, there was no padding.

[1096] You know, you'd blow out tires left and right.

[1097] I don't know, man. But in Porsche's defense, you know, the other reason they went to PDK and got rid of the six speed was a lot of people can't drive the car properly.

[1098] And what happens is when you take the control away from people and the ability to do something wrong, like misshift or money shift, as you call it, you know, and blow up your engine.

[1099] And then somebody goes back with their car and says, oh, I want you to warranty it and figure it.

[1100] it and they're like let's nerf the world Alex Ross sorry but people can't handle it let's nerf the world they can't get a manual transmission my grandfather drove a fucking three on the column son on the tree yeah they used to have some crazy gearboxes back in the day three of three no like the like I just read a manual of how to drive a Model T there's nothing like what you think it would be what was it like there's like there's a pedal but it's just you're yeah you're just going you put it in gear yeah and there's no you're I have a roller thing, right?

[1101] Just go.

[1102] Okay, so it's one gear?

[1103] It's two gears.

[1104] Two gears.

[1105] Does it shift itself or do you shift it?

[1106] No, no. No, is there a clutch?

[1107] Yes, there's a clutch.

[1108] But there's also, like, you have to adjust the spark advance and, like, the ignition timing.

[1109] While you're driving?

[1110] Oh, yeah.

[1111] Oh, yeah.

[1112] There's all kinds of stuff going on.

[1113] Okay, okay.

[1114] Like, how many different various functions that don't exist?

[1115] Oh, there's a chart that is like, yeah, where's the chart?

[1116] Keeps going.

[1117] This is the instructions of how to drive a Model T, but there's a chart that shows all the different positions of the Spark Advance levers.

[1118] Keep going.

[1119] And it's a huge, it's a huge undertaking to drive a Model T. Wow.

[1120] Like.

[1121] So pretty much it would have been easier to fly a plane instead of this.

[1122] I don't know where the chart is.

[1123] There's so many diagrams and shit.

[1124] Look up like a Model T, Spark Advance chart or something.

[1125] I don't know.

[1126] It's crazy.

[1127] the amount of things that people had to do to drive a car, just to get a car to fucking move.

[1128] That's so crazy.

[1129] So how many different things you're saying adjust the what?

[1130] So they had like a centrifugal type clutch.

[1131] So there was no accelerator pedal.

[1132] There it is.

[1133] Look, these are all the different, so there's two levers and these are all the different possible positions and there are nine possible combinations of positions for depending on how fast you want to go.

[1134] So That lever on the right, I believe, is actually your throttle.

[1135] There's no gas pedal.

[1136] Oh, my God.

[1137] So you just set that, and it's like cruise control all the time.

[1138] And then you have high gear and low gear.

[1139] It's like a crank star.

[1140] Yeah, see, the left lever is spark advance.

[1141] So look.

[1142] For a speed of 10 miles per hour on high gear, leave spark advance five notches.

[1143] Open gas, two or three notches.

[1144] Holy shit.

[1145] So that's what you do to maintain 10 miles an hour.

[1146] You know how many people complain when this went away?

[1147] Well, you don't even adjust your spot on you gas.

[1148] I don't even feel like I'm driving the car anymore.

[1149] That's exactly what it is.

[1150] I don't even start my engine with a flint.

[1151] You kids and your key ignitions.

[1152] They're out there with a fucking rock and a file trying to start the car.

[1153] Tink, tink, tink, throom.

[1154] You ever see Leno in his steam cars?

[1155] You've got to light a boiler 45 minutes before you go.

[1156] Does he really?

[1157] Yeah.

[1158] Oh, my God.

[1159] That's insane.

[1160] He has to heat up like a fucking keg of water.

[1161] Leno has probably the dopest, like...

[1162] That's better than any car museum I've ever been to, dude.

[1163] Ever.

[1164] It's crazy.

[1165] He's got, like, a warehouse filled with...

[1166] A warehouse?

[1167] Like seven, you mean?

[1168] It's seven warehouses?

[1169] And he has, like, over...

[1170] It's two airplane hangers to Burbank Airport.

[1171] Imagine if we found out that Leno was just selling Coke the entire time who's there.

[1172] How else is he getting this money?

[1173] I mean, this is too much of money.

[1174] It doesn't even make sense.

[1175] It would be...

[1176] He says that he never...

[1177] He doesn't spend his Tonight Show money.

[1178] He only spends his stand -up money.

[1179] Yeah, which is insane.

[1180] So he's just sitting on...

[1181] stockpiles of Tonight Show cash.

[1182] Unbelievable car.

[1183] I can't even imagine how much money is that's the case, because he was the host of the Tonight Show for what decades?

[1184] I mean, his car collection is $100 million.

[1185] Well, just, yeah.

[1186] A hundred million dollars?

[1187] 100 million dollars, what his car collection's worth.

[1188] And he also has like 220 bytes, too.

[1189] Ralph Lauren's car collection is worth $500 million if you want to feel really sick.

[1190] What?

[1191] Yeah.

[1192] How's that possible?

[1193] Ralph Lauren has 65 cars worth $500 million.

[1194] Do the math on that shit.

[1195] That's the craziest thing.

[1196] value of like eight those all those like old dog shit Mercedes Benz that are worth a million dollars each he is one of every Ferrari that won Lamaw for like 10 oh he's one of those assholes those cars are old as fuck and almost useless that's what I think he does he does drive him all that seven million dollars for Steve McQueen's car well you're a fucking idiot because Steve wouldn't drive it if he was alive today okay if he's alive today you go to Shark Works get himself a fucking real car you think Steve McQueen would have one of those dog shit old James Dean killed fucking shit boxes Yeah, because that's all that was available back then.

[1197] Duh!

[1198] If Steve McKeon is alive today, he'd be driving a fucking cayenne.

[1199] Look at those tires, man. Look at those tires.

[1200] He'd be driving.

[1201] He'd be in a Padamara turbo on rims.

[1202] He'd be in a padameral turbo with 26 inches.

[1203] He'd have spinners.

[1204] Color -coded to match the car's interior.

[1205] They'd be fucking...

[1206] Would Steve McQueen have gone for the painted key option?

[1207] He would have gone for the map.

[1208] Oh, these are Ralph's cars.

[1209] Look at that.

[1210] So that's 50 million.

[1211] Oh, what?

[1212] I'd give you 10 bucks for it And I'd sell it for 20 and be done with it There's three of those in the world Well let's blow it up It's good there's only three It's like a goddamn Dodo bird Leto's that thing doing around If I found a Dodo bird today If there was only one left I'd hit it with a fucking rock You wouldn't drop 50 mil on that Just re -extinct that bit There was a Dotto bird It fucking This is the last room I'd choke it to death in the bathroom And then I would make a story up The car Try and flush it down the toilet.

[1213] I just drown that fucker.

[1214] Oh, there's some, see each of those in that green there.

[1215] Bottom right, McLaren F1.

[1216] That's my favorite.

[1217] These cars are insane.

[1218] And McLaren has a new insane car that's like one point something million dollars.

[1219] P1.

[1220] Yeah, so they have the regular, like, I found out about this because I was telling people that like the, the McLaren that's like the more common one, it doesn't sound very good.

[1221] MP4 .12C, yeah.

[1222] Well, it's a turbocharged car.

[1223] Yeah.

[1224] So, you know, those turbocharged.

[1225] They block a lot of the sound.

[1226] They act like mufflers, you know?

[1227] So that's the aspirated cars are always going to be more loud.

[1228] I was telling someone, he goes, what are you talking about?

[1229] He sends me this video.

[1230] This thing sounds amazing.

[1231] I was like, that is not the same fucking car.

[1232] It turns out it's a car that's ten times more expensive.

[1233] Oh, is it a McLaren F1?

[1234] It was the new one.

[1235] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the P1.

[1236] And the P1 shoots fire, fire.

[1237] Like, on gas fire.

[1238] It's so good that Chris Harris said it's a step up above the Porsche 918, which is like the greatest car of the world has ever known.

[1239] Up until a week ago.

[1240] Harris said that the 918 is amazing, but the P1 is like an alien just dropped a car on Earth, and this is it, you know what I mean?

[1241] I can't.

[1242] Yeah, I wasn't overly impressed with that 918.

[1243] I mean, as far as technology, it looks and does all that stuff really well.

[1244] But honestly, I go back to the manual thing, I've driven CGTs, and that's what I would take.

[1245] That thing is amazing.

[1246] That thing is connected.

[1247] You know what I think?

[1248] I think that automotive technology has reached sufficient, limit like with what is existing today where we can have these wacky fucking future million dollar cars for Russian oligarchs you can have these nutty cars that you and I will never be able to afford but really like there needs to be some sort of a balance between like the GTR type supercomputer unbelievable cool cars and a visceral car like a car that you feel the engine like a Gt3 type experience or you know something more raw because Because if they just keep over -engineering to the point where you're just going to completely lose the pleasure from driving.

[1249] Laptimes take into it.

[1250] And the problem is a lot of the time the limiting factors to the tires and the driver.

[1251] But I think, don't you think that the way technology is reached.

[1252] You take the driver out of the equation, right?

[1253] You take the driver out of the equation if the shifting is done for you.

[1254] Yeah.

[1255] That's what you're saying.

[1256] Well, you take some of it.

[1257] But what I'm trying to say is I think that where the technology has reached right now, they can make amazing, super competent cars that just five, ten years ago would be Ferrari supercar level and they can make them where you feel everything.

[1258] You know, they can have incredible performance that's thrilling, breaking, that's fantastic, handling that spectacular, but make it so you could feel it.

[1259] Yeah, it's not going to be as fast around a track as a fucking GTR from 2015.

[1260] But it's probably going to be more than fast enough for you.

[1261] Like, what the fuck are you doing exactly?

[1262] Arguing on the internet.

[1263] That you need 600 fucking horsepower.

[1264] You're arguing on that.

[1265] Well, you know, like going to the NSX, you know, when you were driving that, right?

[1266] I mean, it didn't even have 300 horsepower, but it, you know, it had a good amount of power.

[1267] And then you're thinking, like, now you're driving, you know, in GT3s that have over 500 horsepower.

[1268] And then there's, you know, yeah, like 991 turbo S's that have, you know, even more than that.

[1269] Well, that was what Chris Harris had done with that little rally car that he had made.

[1270] He had taken a car and made it really, really light.

[1271] It was only 2 ,000 pounds.

[1272] Yeah.

[1273] Yep.

[1274] And he put a 320 plus horsepower engine in it.

[1275] That's a rocket.

[1276] Oh, my goodness.

[1277] Well, we also, you know, you talk about there, if you want something that's wrong, we have shit on the other end of the spectrum, too.

[1278] You've got stuff like the Ariel Adam, you've got the Morgan three -wheeler, which are hilarious fun.

[1279] Lotus and stuff with the Elis.

[1280] Oh, no, not really right now.

[1281] Yeah, but you know what, man, I tried one of those.

[1282] The Lotus?

[1283] Yeah, I drove.

[1284] They're fucking shitbox.

[1285] Yeah.

[1286] I was like, this is a little beer can.

[1287] fucking wheels attached to it, just felt like...

[1288] You don't want to drive one in L .A. Nobody, like, with money, wants one.

[1289] Yeah, why is that?

[1290] Because they don't feel expensive.

[1291] They feel fucking cheap.

[1292] Light is great, but most people don't want to pay extra for it.

[1293] Like, we just had a Viper, right?

[1294] We had a, you know, Viper is the kind of thing that I would want to be driving, right, because it's fucking loud, it's got a huge motor, it's stick, you know, and it's, and there's a lot of technology in there, carbon fiber, and it's got a ton of horse power and stuff, but they charge you for it.

[1295] So the Viper was like $140 ,000, whereas the Carrera S, the new one, when they charge you that much money, you've got, like, a Porschea feels more technologically advanced.

[1296] You know what I mean?

[1297] Yeah, but Porsche's got it, right, when what they do is they do this reverse thing where it's like, I want, I don't want to have a radio.

[1298] Oh, they charge you more.

[1299] Yeah, I don't want to have a sunroof.

[1300] I don't want to have this.

[1301] and they're like, no problem, there's more money.

[1302] Yeah, yeah.

[1303] They do charge you more for less.

[1304] But we've got some really lightweight, crazy, pure stuff that you can buy that you would never be able to buy years ago.

[1305] Like what?

[1306] Ariel Adam.

[1307] You've seen the BAC mono.

[1308] Yeah, that thing's...

[1309] Looks like a 401 car you can drive on the street.

[1310] Really?

[1311] What's the call?

[1312] The BAC mono.

[1313] Pull that shit up, Jamie.

[1314] It's really nutty.

[1315] Looks like an insect.

[1316] The Ariel Adam is a ridiculous car.

[1317] Yeah, there's a lot of ways to die in one of them things.

[1318] It seems like it.

[1319] Yeah, there are...

[1320] Seems like any time you're wearing a helmet and you're in a car Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's with the helmet, man?

[1321] What are you doing?

[1322] You're on the street and you're wearing a helmet?

[1323] No, you get, do you take shit to the fucking face?

[1324] Look at that thing.

[1325] That's the BAC mono.

[1326] That is so ridiculous.

[1327] It's a single -seater.

[1328] Oh, my God.

[1329] Which I think is kind of stupid because You've spent no money on this car.

[1330] You can't give anyone a fucking ride.

[1331] Nope.

[1332] Yeah, but that's good.

[1333] That way you can't give anyone to ride.

[1334] And get sued, yeah.

[1335] There's a pro and a con. I'm a glass half -full kind of a guy.

[1336] Yeah.

[1337] I see that and I go.

[1338] I see no one whooching a ride off of me. Plus, there's no room for bottles and fucking rappers to accumulate.

[1339] You know?

[1340] It's like you've got to keep that bitch clean.

[1341] You're forced to.

[1342] You're not going to sit on your own garbage.

[1343] So you're not going to go through fast food lanes.

[1344] You're not going to listen to the radio.

[1345] You're not a radio, bitch.

[1346] Imagine a hoarder with a mono.

[1347] And it's like, there's nowhere to put it.

[1348] But like, there's just trashed on newspapers.

[1349] That car looks so ridiculous.

[1350] Pull that picture up again, Jimmy?

[1351] It looks unbelievable.

[1352] Like, I couldn't imagine.

[1353] This is a street legal car in America?

[1354] Yeah, yeah.

[1355] So anybody could just go out, buy one of these, and you could just see them driving down to pull a little.

[1356] I see the guy who has one of these.

[1357] I see him in the canyons on some days.

[1358] No way.

[1359] Yeah.

[1360] And what does one of those go for?

[1361] I think it's around a hundred grand?

[1362] That's it?

[1363] No, I think it's quite a bit more.

[1364] Now, how quick would you dive if you got hit in one of those things?

[1365] Very, very quick.

[1366] Is there any protection at all, or does it kill you just to give you mercy?

[1367] Well, it's a carbon monocococ, right?

[1368] Instead of having airbags, it has spikes that come out of the dashboard and shoot right to your fucking brain.

[1369] I think it is.

[1370] Don't hold...

[1371] There, look, there it is.

[1372] There's the chassis.

[1373] Yeah, can you enlarge that picture?

[1374] Forbidden.

[1375] It's forbidden.

[1376] It's forbidden.

[1377] They don't want you to see it.

[1378] Because there's nothing there.

[1379] Yeah, it's a...

[1380] It looks like a tube frame.

[1381] Yeah, you would die very, very quickly if you were in an accident to that.

[1382] Maybe you, bitch.

[1383] Not me, bro.

[1384] I walk away from that like nothing.

[1385] I got a different set of rules.

[1386] You're immortal.

[1387] Obviously.

[1388] I just know how to get away.

[1389] I roll with punches.

[1390] You know, I've been around the block, bro.

[1391] I grew up in New York.

[1392] you know those fucking guys pretend like listen don't worry about me i grew up in new york like what do you have like a different nose structure they're from bedford face with a pipe you're gonna feel the same shit as a guy from cleveland you fuck it fuck are you saying aerial adam put your helmet on put your fucking superhero out of you can buy yeah if you don't have like an actual you know death wish is that like someone's grandma sitting in that car oh it's a kid no no uh there's uh baby is that a baby in that lady's arm it's a dog it's a dog oh christ there's a uh a car called a noble that's what kind of an asshole drives a car like that kind of guy who's dating a chick who brings a fucking dog everywhere have you seen a noble yes yeah yeah yeah yeah they're not built so well are they neither they're like they're like yeah it's very kit carish it's sort of like worse than lower they try really hard but isn't that one of those things where you bring it somewhere and they have to put the engine in yeah kind of how's that work like you buy the car you the chassis.

[1393] And then you buy the engine?

[1394] Do you buy the engine from them too?

[1395] Yeah.

[1396] Couldn't you be like, listen, bitch, I'll say I did it, but can't you do it?

[1397] They have a guy here.

[1398] As long as they do it in this country, you don't do it.

[1399] No. Like they said they ship it into the U .S. separately and then do what they would call a final assembly.

[1400] Now, but that's to get away from something, right?

[1401] What is it to get away from?

[1402] It's to get around airbag standards.

[1403] So they don't have airbags?

[1404] No. What the fuck kind of car piece of shit is that?

[1405] You want a fucking lightweight car or not, bitch?

[1406] This guy just got done telling me the airbags saved his life.

[1407] Yeah, they did actually.

[1408] You want a raw?

[1409] So buy a fucking portion.

[1410] It's that raw on this thing?

[1411] Yeah, yeah.

[1412] And that's the Noble M -600, yeah.

[1413] That doesn't have any airbags?

[1414] No. Hmm.

[1415] Or it might have first generation.

[1416] It doesn't have smart airbags.

[1417] But you saw, you know, like on top gear, I mean, they test stuff.

[1418] Obviously, they test stuff the way they do, but you saw that thing didn't even lost the test.

[1419] They had to, like, do you see that episode?

[1420] It broke on top gear.

[1421] Oh, that's not good.

[1422] Well, a lot of cars break.

[1423] That is true.

[1424] No, but not like that.

[1425] The Zenvo was, oh, that was crazy.

[1426] They implied that the test.

[1427] Roadster ran out of battery.

[1428] Yeah, that wasn't cool.

[1429] It didn't actually run out of battery.

[1430] It had some kind of issue, like with, I don't know, it had even the brakes, it had some kind of issue.

[1431] Well, they were tracking it, yeah.

[1432] So they got, someone got, get a shot of, get a shot of them, pushing it.

[1433] They got to be a shot of them pushing it, and then they did a voiceover implying that it had run out of battery when actually it was being pushed for a completely unrelated reason.

[1434] How do she?

[1435] The judge decided with Top Gear, actually.

[1436] Really?

[1437] Yeah, the judge sided with Top Gear.

[1438] As creative lifestyle.

[1439] just to make a funny show as as they said that it wasn't slanderous because yeah but it wasn't you know beyond the the realm of possibility the Zenvo guys actually ended up suing them yeah well their car caught on fire their car they their supercar caught on fire on top gear and that was like the replacement car for the replacement yeah so it was not it didn't go down too well so wait a minute they had a car that caught on fire it broke so it was a car from holland first one broke and then the second one caught on fire yep and they blamed time gear?

[1440] Well, they said that yeah, they sued him for liable because they were basically saying...

[1441] They shadow over the car.

[1442] Yeah, they just...

[1443] How did you not?

[1444] They should.

[1445] It's a piece of shit.

[1446] It's a silly lawsuit.

[1447] You send me a car and one of them breaks, the other one catches on fire.

[1448] That's not a good way to...

[1449] And then they fucking warned the troops.

[1450] Well, then they eventually got it working and it had to do a lap around the track, you know, they do the laps, but it was wet and this car's got a thousand horsepower.

[1451] So it was like slower than like a Ford...

[1452] Yeah.

[1453] It just...

[1454] It just...

[1455] It didn't look...

[1456] sliding all over.

[1457] you know what it was it's just i think and you know we probably could be guilty at doing this too but when you work on something for you know two three years you're in your own cave and you just forget what the rest of the world is really like and you just start believing your own crap you know sir certainly people are mean no one's perfect that can definitely happen yeah that car is definitely a piece of shit i just think for sure i listen to you my friend it is a fucking you know you're one of the main reasons uh you're one of the main reasons uh that i I stopped that process of building that old Porsche.

[1458] The old Porsche.

[1459] I stopped?

[1460] Why did I stop?

[1461] Well, you were talking to me about it.

[1462] Yeah, you were saying, don't kill yourself, get a 73.

[1463] And then I was like, well, everybody says it.

[1464] Like, you drive one of those things that it's just incredible.

[1465] He's like, well, not really.

[1466] It's like, people like to say that, but not really.

[1467] You know, it's kind of cool for a while, but you're going to get tired of it.

[1468] This is the car, the Zenvo that caught off fire.

[1469] That looks pretty bad.

[1470] That looks.

[1471] It kind of does.

[1472] This looks like what an NSX from 2015 should look like.

[1473] Yep.

[1474] It's a good -looking car to their credit.

[1475] NSX, make a car like that and put a fucking stick shift in it, bitch.

[1476] Yeah.

[1477] If they could just do that, if they made the new NSX, but it's going to be four -wheel drive, too.

[1478] Yeah, which is like so anti -NsX.

[1479] It's crazy.

[1480] It's just a badge at this point.

[1481] Someone would make a really minimalist car.

[1482] Just cut out all fucking no navigation, no radio.

[1483] But from a real manufacturer that has, like, that builds real things.

[1484] No radio.

[1485] That's what the GT3RS is kind of that.

[1486] It has a little, okay, it has.

[1487] AC although you can order it without if you want to be that stupid but it certainly is well actually does anyone get the cars without so yes there were there were a couple of people I'm not going to name names I'm not going to name it wasn't me all their own farts wasn't me people want everybody to smell them yeah come need a reason I come on in California so perjurch oh he that was Matt Ferris voice not Joe Rogans or Alex Ross no no no I love all people sale I love all people everyone everyone No Did I just dive onto the Persian buses That would happen Which way you drive in today They're comfortable, friendly Very very successful people They can just go back to their Mercedes With gold badges Who's fucking Who's more successful in America than Persians?

[1488] Because you're going the way I'm going with this man Who's more successful in America what?

[1489] Persons are super successful They are.

[1490] They're good negotiators Are they?

[1491] They try They fucking try Do they love?

[1492] Some folks love that.

[1493] They loved a barter.

[1494] I'm not really a barter.

[1495] I'm not, not a headache.

[1496] What a headache.

[1497] Just stop.

[1498] I'll pay you full price.

[1499] Yeah.

[1500] Just fucking fair price.

[1501] Can we just get out of here?

[1502] You cost me next to $2?

[1503] Oh, no. Well, how do you?

[1504] How do you barter if there's a price on there already?

[1505] How do you do that?

[1506] Some people just do you tell them, bro, this is no good this price.

[1507] Come on, bro.

[1508] I'll give you better price.

[1509] This fucking $2 ,000 for this TV, bro.

[1510] This is not a $2 ,000 TV, bro.

[1511] It's a good TV, bro.

[1512] It's not $2 ,000.

[1513] You know, I know Samson.

[1514] I know Samsung, okay?

[1515] I know there's a dude who I went to school with his uncle is Samsung.

[1516] All right.

[1517] I can call Sam right now and give me the fucking straight dope on this shitbox TV you got.

[1518] This is last years, bro.

[1519] This is last year.

[1520] You're going to have to get rid of this soon, right?

[1521] Come on, bro.

[1522] This is your good guy's voice or Circus City, right?

[1523] Yeah, that's my Slavic hustler voice.

[1524] Hopefully we don't get to the point where you need that one.

[1525] It's possible.

[1526] I feel like you could.

[1527] be like a, like a Slavic guy in a Guy Ritchie movie?

[1528] I would love that.

[1529] I would love that.

[1530] I'd be so happy.

[1531] You know that guy, Nick?

[1532] There's a guy named Nick Moran who's in Logstock.

[1533] He plays Nick.

[1534] And I happened to find myself at a bar.

[1535] And I sat down next to this guy and I said, I want I ever tell you the guy from fucking Lockstock?

[1536] And it was him.

[1537] That's hilarious.

[1538] That's a great that was a great, dude.

[1539] Whatever.

[1540] You know, no big deal.

[1541] You took a chance.

[1542] What are the odds?

[1543] I was the only guy right there at that bar that asked him if he was the guy from Lockstock.

[1544] What are the odds, lad?

[1545] What are the odds?

[1546] Nothing wrong with asking that question?

[1547] That guy, Guy Ritchie had some fucking banging movies.

[1548] Yeah, he had a run.

[1549] What happened?

[1550] Madonna.

[1551] Madonna sucked his soul out of his dick.

[1552] That's how she got younger.

[1553] In that relationship, she lost about five years of age.

[1554] She pulled her right out of his cock, all his creativity in the middle of the night.

[1555] She'd mount him like a fucking demon.

[1556] Just like little claws clinging, holding him in place.

[1557] Fucking milking him.

[1558] Sucking his fucking soul right out of his dick.

[1559] He'll recover, but it's going to take.

[1560] a few years.

[1561] He'll come back with some new snatch, you know?

[1562] Snatch, too.

[1563] They'll call it Snatch, too.

[1564] It's the Loster's just Madonna's face.

[1565] Yeah, just Madonna.

[1566] Bending over to pick up her toothbrush.

[1567] Oh, that...

[1568] Snatch, too.

[1569] Who's dead?

[1570] Who died and Snatch?

[1571] The old diamond guy, right?

[1572] Isn't he dead?

[1573] Yeah.

[1574] No, uh, wait, which...

[1575] The old Jewish diamond guy?

[1576] Yeah, yeah.

[1577] He died.

[1578] The Dennis Farina?

[1579] Yeah, Dennis Farina.

[1580] Who's fucking awesome.

[1581] Yeah, don't go to London.

[1582] He died in real life, too, right?

[1583] Yeah.

[1584] I think he lived in the movie and died in real life.

[1585] That guy was great.

[1586] He was cousin Abby.

[1587] No, Cousin Avey was the other guy, the English guy.

[1588] What a great fucking movie that was.

[1589] Locktop was great.

[1590] Lockstock was great.

[1591] Both of them were fucking great.

[1592] I liked Lockstock better, though.

[1593] That was the original.

[1594] And actually what they said was Snatch was sort of watered down.

[1595] It was like the rehash of it so that you guys didn't need subtitles.

[1596] Well, he had enough.

[1597] It's always this you guys shit.

[1598] Again, you kind of.

[1599] My country brings you in.

[1600] We're playing to you.

[1601] We let you under our nuclear umbrella.

[1602] What do you do?

[1603] You shit all over us.

[1604] You talk shit about our pool playing abilities, how we like to brag on what we can do, and it's never really true.

[1605] We're too stupid to understand the German cars.

[1606] They give us a watered down version.

[1607] What the fuck, bro?

[1608] What the fuck?

[1609] I got two words for you.

[1610] Toby Keith.

[1611] Okay?

[1612] Toby fucking Keith.

[1613] That's what America makes.

[1614] Should have been a cowboy.

[1615] Yeah, I admitted...

[1616] You see the 9 -11 song guy, too?

[1617] Yeah, yeah, I admitted the...

[1618] Yeah, no, I told you...

[1619] Yuck!

[1620] Fucking 9 -11 song!

[1621] The look in your face.

[1622] What you were saying, yuck!

[1623] It was just such a perfect look and a perfect yuck.

[1624] Was that the guy with the 9 -11 song?

[1625] Yuck!

[1626] That was funny.

[1627] What would you do?

[1628] Oh, no!

[1629] I'd tell you what I wouldn't do.

[1630] I wouldn't make that fucking song.

[1631] You need some better friends.

[1632] We need some friends that listen to that shit and go, man, Toby, you might want to try from the beginning.

[1633] Start all over again with this one.

[1634] You ever think the reason you're not a famous musician is because if you came up with half the shit on the radio, you go, no, this is terrible.

[1635] Just throw it away and never play it again?

[1636] No, I'm not a famous musician because I have no musical talent whatsoever.

[1637] You guys could teach us wrestling.

[1638] That's what you could do.

[1639] You guys could teach us wrestling.

[1640] Oh, yeah.

[1641] Who guys?

[1642] Americans, man. You guys are good at that.

[1643] Very good at that.

[1644] Well, you know what?

[1645] I don't believe in you guys.

[1646] First of all, I don't believe in you guys in this fucking country.

[1647] Because this country is basically a colony of people who came from somewhere else.

[1648] The idea that we're all the same, but we came from somewhere else is pretty fucking stupid and kind of, you know, it doesn't work that way.

[1649] Yeah, but all Australians are criminals.

[1650] The immigrant people...

[1651] They're not anymore.

[1652] The immigration people refuse to believe that they were immigrants at one point.

[1653] It's a great one.

[1654] It's hilarious.

[1655] The whole country full of immigrants won't let it in.

[1656] We're, we've had enough.

[1657] We've decided this is it.

[1658] The doors are closed.

[1659] The sale is over.

[1660] There was a great commentary on immigration.

[1661] This dude was like a Canadian, illegal immigrant and, like, lived in Arizona for like four years.

[1662] No one gets questioned.

[1663] Nobody questions him ever.

[1664] You can tell everybody.

[1665] Yeah, I don't even have my green card.

[1666] They're like, okay, you want me paying cash?

[1667] No one gives them.

[1668] The gardeners are getting picked off fucking one by one by INS, though.

[1669] Yeah, it's really a racist thing.

[1670] It's fucking hard to.

[1671] get into this country and get papers.

[1672] It's hard to immigrate.

[1673] I had to take the test.

[1674] Let me tell you.

[1675] And you're white as fuck.

[1676] Dude, how was the test?

[1677] How did it go for you?

[1678] So, like, I studied history.

[1679] I was a perfect score.

[1680] And you know what else?

[1681] There was this series on HBO at the time.

[1682] Don't brag, bro.

[1683] No, dude, dude.

[1684] I'm just telling you.

[1685] I'm just telling you.

[1686] Okay, so you guys make good TV.

[1687] It was on, uh, what was it?

[1688] Again with this, you guys shit.

[1689] Dude, it was John Adams, right?

[1690] Remember that?

[1691] Yeah, John Adams.

[1692] Yeah, yeah.

[1693] It was on HBO at the time.

[1694] It really helped me with my test.

[1695] Paul Giamatti, John Adams, right?

[1696] That one, that one, yeah, yeah.

[1697] It was good.

[1698] That's good shit.

[1699] Right?

[1700] Okay.

[1701] You didn't eat, well, it's on HBO.

[1702] You guys.

[1703] You guys are fucking, we do make good fucking TV, though.

[1704] We do, you do.

[1705] We make good car shows.

[1706] What does this country look like from afar?

[1707] So, when you're trying to talk about, not the visual look.

[1708] No, no. Like, when you're talking about how crazy this country is, like, as someone who grew up in Britain, when you look, when you come over here and you see, you know, when you're looking at America from Britain, Like, what is your impression of it?

[1709] Does it seem as ridiculous as it does once you're here?

[1710] Or does it seem more ridiculous because you're over there in England?

[1711] So I'll tell you the honest, honest truth, right?

[1712] I went to the, like, pretty much the best school in England.

[1713] You know, the princes and the royal family go there out there to Westminster.

[1714] Remember, I said 1060, it was built in 1066.

[1715] Someone is posh.

[1716] No, I just dropped eaten, son?

[1717] Dude, I just took the plums out of my mouth as soon as I came here because nobody understood the damn thing I said.

[1718] I couldn't even order McDonald's here.

[1719] Because you were too posh.

[1720] Pretty much, yeah.

[1721] They don't know what a royale with cheese is on this side of the time.

[1722] No, that's a different country.

[1723] That's a different country.

[1724] That's Europe or something.

[1725] It's like a stone throw away.

[1726] That, you know, look, you know, small little island.

[1727] You know, you come over here and you really can do all this crazy shit here that I could never have done like this tuning stuff with Porsches or overclocking PCs being a dot -com person, you know, internet celebrity.

[1728] I could never have done that in England.

[1729] You know why?

[1730] Because we're just behind there and every.

[1731] is that still the case though dude you just get pigeonholed and you have to have parents or friends or know somebody i mean i literally you know i met some really cool people and i just said hey let's just start fucking around with porches i mean you mean once you came to america yeah well once what i was trying to get at was like what is it what's the opinion of america when you're living over in england does it look like when you see people were invading afghanistan fucking blowing up iraq and sending missiles into pakistan from robots that fly in the sky I'm sucking up all the oils I'll tell you what That stuff didn't bug us at all Really You're fucking awesome neighbors No I didn't No I didn't Fucking Frasling money It's ever What really fucking pissed us off This guy's serious Let him talk Okay Is when you come into our pubs There's shitty rain jackets You know Talking all Americans Is this we again?

[1732] Yeah yeah What the fuck?

[1733] Matt Farrah We didn't know nothing I don't own a single North face I know nothing I know nothing No god Yeah Over here with his bullshit None of that shit Yeah so You know, don't be surprised when, you know, you get beaten up.

[1734] I wear only barber when I'm in the UK.

[1735] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait.

[1736] Don't be surprised when you get beaten up.

[1737] I'm always surprised when I get beaten up.

[1738] Okay, all right.

[1739] You're getting beaten up so often that you're not surprised.

[1740] I'd be like, God damn, man. You got to fucking go to different places.

[1741] You got to talk to people nicer.

[1742] You're just fucking getting beaten up left and right.

[1743] It's not surprising.

[1744] You're fucking making some critical errors basically everywhere you go.

[1745] I'm fucking constantly shocked when I'm beating up.

[1746] Every time it's ever happened I've been like, what the fuck did I do this?

[1747] Led to this.

[1748] Let's break this all down.

[1749] Never repeat this problem again.

[1750] He's like, well, they were wearing the wrong jacket, so we had a cone of them.

[1751] They picked them up for the queen.

[1752] Hey, mate, you got the wrong colors on.

[1753] It's like the North Face Inquisition.

[1754] And you was born on the wrong patch of dirt.

[1755] We signed the Patagonia Charter in 2014.

[1756] Knuckle sandwich coming your way, mate.

[1757] It's like fee for vendetta.

[1758] all -weather gear.

[1759] Okay, you know what?

[1760] We do like you guys.

[1761] Oh, what are you afraid of a little water, mate?

[1762] I'm afraid of getting your neck wet.

[1763] With a coo down your redneck.

[1764] No, you know what movie you need to see is sexy beast?

[1765] That's what you need to watch.

[1766] I've seen that movie?

[1767] How do you know what the fuck I've seen?

[1768] You said, telling me what movie I need to see?

[1769] Maybe I saw that movie twice.

[1770] You people don't see sexy beasts.

[1771] You people don't even know how to make a good proper movie.

[1772] I tell you something else.

[1773] You can't hear Jimmy.

[1774] I can't hear Jimmy Seville.

[1775] Jimmy's...

[1776] What was that?

[1777] with that?

[1778] How'd you guys let that guy bang all those kids?

[1779] That guy was a freaking creep.

[1780] I don't know.

[1781] Is that our Jerry Sandusky?

[1782] Yeah, yeah, he's way worse, dude.

[1783] What it is?

[1784] Okay, when you work for the BBC, like I said, you work for the BBC that long, he was just like a, you know, a piece of furniture and nobody would say anything or do anything.

[1785] Actually, I don't know how you could say way worse, because I read Sandusky probably.

[1786] No, dude.

[1787] Probably is probably huge.

[1788] No, no. No. No. No. How many people they've invested.

[1789] Well, he's, okay, he's way worse.

[1790] I mean, you know, he was basically dealing with handicapped kids.

[1791] Yeah.

[1792] You know, that's, like, kids that were, you know, six to ten years old, that's...

[1793] And was he a newscast or something?

[1794] No, he would, he was like, you know, make your wish foundation over here.

[1795] Oh, yeah.

[1796] That's him?

[1797] Yeah, dude.

[1798] Yeah, dude.

[1799] I can tell you with one picture that guy touches kids.

[1800] That's him when he was young.

[1801] If you look at him...

[1802] Jesus.

[1803] Look at him later on.

[1804] Maybe, oh, man, when he got all his white hair and his wig.

[1805] That was the creepiest looking guy I've seen a while.

[1806] You know what else is a good guy rich he moved?

[1807] There you go, there you go.

[1808] That's more like it.

[1809] That's how I remember him growing up, watching TV.

[1810] remember him.

[1811] So he would make your wish come true.

[1812] So if you wanted to meet an athlete or you wanted to meet a race car driver, you know, you would write, you would write him a letter, right?

[1813] You'd say, Dear Jimmy, I'm, I'm a poor kid in Middlesbrough, which is a place in England.

[1814] And I always wanted to meet James Hunt.

[1815] He would make that happen.

[1816] Right.

[1817] He's like, Jim will fix it.

[1818] That was his letter.

[1819] Jim will fix it.

[1820] Yeah, Jim will fix it.

[1821] We had Louis Thoreau on the podcast, the documentarian from England.

[1822] Fantastic guy.

[1823] Have you ever seen his documentaries?

[1824] No. Or maybe I have.

[1825] I don't know.

[1826] I don't think so.

[1827] He followed that guy.

[1828] He hung out with that guy for days and interviewed him several, several times, and then got to the point of relationships and girlfriends.

[1829] And, you know, it was really creepy because he was basically saying, like, one, a single one?

[1830] Like, no, never.

[1831] You know, never had a girlfriend.

[1832] How do you say it with his street?

[1833] Friends that are girls, you know?

[1834] I mean, he was just sort of skirting around the issue, and he's sitting there with a cigar.

[1835] His legs.

[1836] Yeah, he always smoked cigars.

[1837] That's right.

[1838] His legs crossed in that strange praying mantis position that older and older.

[1839] dudes that have had like a lot of atrophy of their thigh muscles feel super comfortable bending the legs in that way you know and he's there with his little foot dangling and he's talking about he's never had like one girl it's always been like counting down the minutes until you can touch another kid just sweat he's like you like eat at roots crisp he's getting meat sweats thinking about kids just waiting for this fucking he's got a million kids on the second this guy leaves the door like blows open and away sends one giant mass text to every kid in his phone.

[1840] What was weird, though, like, at the time, you would see him, right?

[1841] You would see him.

[1842] He would get all physical with the kids and stuff.

[1843] He would, like, you would see him, you know, hugging them and, and like, nobody raised a question or an eyebrow.

[1844] He used to put them on his lap.

[1845] Yeah, on his lap and everything.

[1846] You people are fucked up.

[1847] I did.

[1848] I agree.

[1849] That was messed up.

[1850] What happened was the guy had become, according to Louis Thru, the guy had become a huge celebrity and was almost untouchable because he was so loved.

[1851] And he had all these charitable organizations.

[1852] Yeah.

[1853] And that's the same way Sandus was.

[1854] Husky hid his pedophilia was through charitable organizations.

[1855] And they would do charities for kids that didn't have families, kids who were injured, kids who were sick.

[1856] Kids who had no one to talk to.

[1857] Michael Jackson was the same thing.

[1858] Michael Jackson would work with a lot of kids that had terminal illnesses, which is the darkest shit ever.

[1859] You know, because you know that he was praying those kids didn't recover.

[1860] You know, in the back of his head, he was like, please die.

[1861] Please die with your secrets.

[1862] Billy doesn't want to talk to you right now But he's talking crazy He's talking about werewolves I think he's just making shit up Go ahead talk to him He must be at the end He's not lucid I don't know He's making things up And I don't understand I was in the room with him The whole time There was no fairies Yeah Well okay So it's not a good idea To have you know Your teenage kid Hang around with a grown dude Basically No Well it depends on the grown dude I mean, look, there's a lot of guys...

[1863] If it's a grown dude who doesn't like to touch kids' dicks.

[1864] Exactly.

[1865] That's a good filter.

[1866] Yeah, I mean, look, right there, work backwards.

[1867] When I was 19 or 20, I used to take my buddy's brother who was, like, 13 fishing.

[1868] I never fucked him once.

[1869] No, but you were only 19.

[1870] I'm talking about, like, a 70 -year -old.

[1871] He's a fucking good kid, and he likes to fish, and I do, too.

[1872] And you just left him hanging like that?

[1873] Just because I was way old of that, I was...

[1874] He just left him hanging.

[1875] years old of that.

[1876] We went fishing together.

[1877] I brought them home.

[1878] We had a great time.

[1879] Nobody got touched.

[1880] You can't, you can have a little friend.

[1881] I know how hard that is to avoid.

[1882] It wasn't hard.

[1883] It was very easy.

[1884] Not fishing for sharks, right?

[1885] I don't have those instincts anymore.

[1886] Not fishing for sharks.

[1887] Yeah.

[1888] We were not fishing for sharks.

[1889] No, we were fresh water fishing.

[1890] Because I told you what happens.

[1891] With guns, harpoons.

[1892] No. I would use everything possible to fish for sharks.

[1893] Those fins do not make your wang bigger.

[1894] They do not.

[1895] I'm not talking about fins.

[1896] I'm talking about killing sharks.

[1897] See, listen, you've got a thing for sharks, dude.

[1898] We need to talk about this on the podcast.

[1899] Just because your nickname is Sharky, okay?

[1900] What if your nickname was cocky?

[1901] Would you be running around, trying to save dicks?

[1902] I'd just say I was good at pool.

[1903] It's coming to call cockworks?

[1904] Cockworks.

[1905] He's standing there.

[1906] Best portion mechanic in the world.

[1907] Stand out of there.

[1908] No jobs.

[1909] Looking on the street left and right out.

[1910] Maybe we need to change our phone number.

[1911] 1 ,800.

[1912] Cars like faster than Formula One cars, but it's got badges all over.

[1913] It's not nobody.

[1914] Nobody wants it.

[1915] You know how bad the Porsche GT3 RS logos are, the little stickers all of the bars?

[1916] His would be even worse.

[1917] It would be just jizzes.

[1918] Just vainy.

[1919] Just big dicks.

[1920] Big dicks and spooge.

[1921] Big orange dicks.

[1922] And the spooge should be going forward, which doesn't even make any sense.

[1923] The cars driving for the spout should be maybe going backwards like an exhaust to jet the car into the proper direction.

[1924] I'm going to get you a 118 -scale GT3 and hand -pained.

[1925] Fucking cockworks all.

[1926] Yes.

[1927] Yes.

[1928] You want that.

[1929] Listen, shark sucks.

[1930] Okay, I know they're necessary.

[1931] And when I say this, so many people who, you're so fucking ignorant and close mine, I'll get these tweets.

[1932] You need to relax.

[1933] First of all, I don't believe a fucking thing I'm saying right now.

[1934] All right.

[1935] This is not, I'm not in that court.

[1936] I'm not giving an affidavit.

[1937] I'm not teaching the children.

[1938] This is what I'm saying.

[1939] Fuck sharks.

[1940] And I'm saying if I had a grenade and it was attached to a spear, I'd stuff it right into a shark's dick and blow him right out of the water, just in the chance that maybe he could bite somebody that I love.

[1941] How about that?

[1942] Not really.

[1943] Not really.

[1944] How about that?

[1945] Not really.

[1946] It's cold as ice.

[1947] roll.

[1948] When it comes to the ocean, the ocean can all suck my dick.

[1949] This is what I want to do with the ocean.

[1950] I want to take parts of it and net it in and then throw in shit that can grow that I could eat later and just keep it trapped.

[1951] And then when I want it, I scoop it up with nets.

[1952] That's how I care about fish.

[1953] I give zero fucks about fish.

[1954] Every fish has ever lived can go fuck its mother.

[1955] All right?

[1956] I don't care.

[1957] What fish touched you?

[1958] Nothing?

[1959] Nothing?

[1960] I'm on teen people.

[1961] I'm not in fish.

[1962] Did a grouper put his mouth on you?

[1963] This is all I have to say.

[1964] If you're a person, Okay, and you have a pet fish And it dies and you cry You're a fucking silly bitch That fish didn't know You're alive It doesn't give a fuck about you If you drop dead in front of it It couldn't care less It couldn't possibly care less But you're like Oh no It was my favorite fish What fuck fish What five -year -olds are tweeting At you about their fish Oh no one But I'm just anticipating I've never even had a goldfish I had a huge huge tank filled with piranhas.

[1965] Yeah?

[1966] How that end?

[1967] It was pretty dope.

[1968] I got rid of them.

[1969] I heard it was illegal, and I said, I just won't stand for this any longer.

[1970] Did you throw shit as a tank?

[1971] Were they red belly?

[1972] Fucking get shredded?

[1973] Yes.

[1974] Were they red belly piranas?

[1975] Red belly or the black ones?

[1976] Which ones?

[1977] Well, I had two different kinds of piranhas.

[1978] I had red belly piranas, and I had these other ones that were like silver.

[1979] I forgot what they were called, but they were different.

[1980] They looked a little different, but they were all ruthless.

[1981] They were like larger?

[1982] Did it ever get boring watching them shred shit?

[1983] No, they're boring when they're not.

[1984] shredding shit.

[1985] Right.

[1986] When they're not shredding shit, they're just murderous statues.

[1987] They just sit there and they just look at you and wait.

[1988] And then what you do is you'd go to the store and get a bag of goldfish.

[1989] That's what I would do.

[1990] And I'd bring dudes over the house to watch feeding.

[1991] Popcorn?

[1992] Yeah.

[1993] I was young and single, man. I'd have my friends over.

[1994] I'd like, dude, dude, dude, tonight's feeding time.

[1995] Come on over.

[1996] And I would go get a giant bag of goldfish and unleash it.

[1997] And at one point in time, I think, I don't know how many piranhas I have, but it was more than one.

[1998] And it was a fucking rampage in there.

[1999] Have you seen Piranha's mate?

[2000] No. What I would do is I would not feed them.

[2001] I would not feed them for like several days.

[2002] Oh, like the bull technique.

[2003] You got to time it right.

[2004] Because if you time it wrong they eat each other.

[2005] Okay.

[2006] They'll find the one who is the weakest.

[2007] You don't want to feed them every day, but you want to feed them like every few days.

[2008] The key is like don't get them to worry about when their next meal comes.

[2009] Just get it so that they're hungry.

[2010] And then you put the goldfish in And you just watch nature.

[2011] Do the whole water just turn red?

[2012] No, no, no, no. They cut them in half.

[2013] They swim and just, one bite, and then you'll see, like, the tail trying to swim away by itself, and then the other one will take and swallow the tail in one bite, and they were just dissecting goldfish in midair.

[2014] Just chum, chum, chum, chugging him in half.

[2015] Yeah, and they don't even hurt, they don't touch each other at all, right?

[2016] Oh, wrong.

[2017] No?

[2018] No?

[2019] No?

[2020] They would leave at the end of feeding with chunks missing from their faces.

[2021] Really?

[2022] Because they would bite each other's faces in the middle of these, Maybe it was just yours.

[2023] Maybe it was just your ones.

[2024] No, no, no. Really?

[2025] Are there any YouTube videos of this?

[2026] Do people have tank cams and shit?

[2027] Sure, I'm sure people have it.

[2028] That's the rest of my night.

[2029] The whole key with watching a piranha feed was just getting it hungry.

[2030] You know, because if I fed them every day, I found out that they wouldn't even feed, they wouldn't even feed right away.

[2031] I'd pour the goldfish in there and they'd look at them and like, later, I'm a little bit.

[2032] When I was a kid, I had a turtle, like a whatever turtle, and you'd feed it goldfish.

[2033] Those are ruthless.

[2034] Are they?

[2035] Yeah.

[2036] It was all right.

[2037] Dude, the turtles are more ruthless than piranhas.

[2038] They nip your little fingers and stuff.

[2039] Well, this one, one goldfish that was a feeder fish, survived two fucking years.

[2040] Lived with the turtle in the tank, endless rounds of other fish, this one little tiny goldfish.

[2041] They just were friends.

[2042] It was like...

[2043] So did your piranhas die, or did you cry?

[2044] No, I got rid of the piranhas.

[2045] You got rid of them?

[2046] What do you do when you get rid of a pranus?

[2047] I called a guy.

[2048] What guy?

[2049] This was a long time ago.

[2050] Did you like to take over my porn?

[2051] This was decades ago and far past the...

[2052] There's in another country, probably, like...

[2053] What is the fucking...

[2054] LA River?

[2055] Statue of limitations.

[2056] Oh, that, that, yeah.

[2057] Legal Zoom.

[2058] What it is is you, if you...

[2059] You gotta just...

[2060] With an animal like that, first of all, the number one responsibility is make sure it doesn't get out somewhere.

[2061] And that's where assholes have released these fucking things into other areas.

[2062] That's why they're illegal.

[2063] In Florida, like, off to Hurricane Andrew, all those pet stores that had pythons and all those other fish and stuff, that's all, like, infested all of Florida.

[2064] You know, they like to blame it on that, but it's also just white trash.

[2065] It's also Florida.

[2066] Florida's the worst fucking place.

[2067] place on earth.

[2068] It's not really America.

[2069] I have been there and it wasn't...

[2070] I wouldn't mind letting them leave.

[2071] They want to.

[2072] I know they want to.

[2073] They can go.

[2074] It's okay.

[2075] They can get their shit together.

[2076] Like any fucked up uncles.

[2077] Like, I hope he finds ayahuasca.

[2078] Gets into therapy.

[2079] He does MDMA.

[2080] Fucking pulls himself out of the ashes like the phoenix he is.

[2081] But the reality is, a giant percentage of Florida is filled with fucking idiots.

[2082] There's a lot of cool people in Florida.

[2083] I have friends in Florida.

[2084] Nothing wrong with Florida as a whole.

[2085] But there's got, there's a lot of...

[2086] My parents live in Florida.

[2087] It's my sister Everyone goes to retire there, huh?

[2088] Yeah, a lot of people love Florida There's good spots in Florida I love performing in Florida People are fun It's just It's obviously not everybody But there's a giant percentage Of fucking idiots there And they have those pythons They just well he got too big For the house So I figured I'd keep him out In the backyard And I was gonna be on the fence But I came back He was gone What you want me to do Now you got a fucking 20 foot long python Out there eating horses and shit We're climbing in his stables and swallowing people.

[2089] I mean, these are murderous, fucking heartless monsters from the depths of the...

[2090] The environment's perfect for them, right?

[2091] So they grow and grow and they've got nobody to...

[2092] No natural predators.

[2093] Yeah, they go bonkers there.

[2094] Very dangerous.

[2095] When you introduce an animal...

[2096] Well, they have python exterminators.

[2097] They even have contests, but the problem is they can't find them.

[2098] They go out looking in the Everglades, then they realize how big the fucking Everglades are.

[2099] They've gone these Python contests.

[2100] They do have this thing called camouflage, too, so they're good at that.

[2101] Yeah, but they're not even from...

[2102] that area you would think that their colors wouldn't be yeah i guess it's good enough it's good enough but i just think it's the everglades it's just so fucking dead yeah dude you're not finding shit and they're eating everything they're not very like three bodies out there you're not fine they eat alligator yeah i know that's freaking crazy that's all you have to know there's a video of one eating a fucking alligator yeah a full video is the alligator put up a fight or is it like a sleep yeah no it's fucking fighting yeah but the problem is when they fight the more they constrict right yeah pythons what they do is they grab a hold of you and then you you're heaving and you're exhaling, inhaling and exhaling.

[2103] And when you exhale, wham, it clamps down on you.

[2104] And then you try to breathe again and bam, it clamped down a little.

[2105] And it just cuts all the air off.

[2106] It just gave over that.

[2107] And the way it gets a hold of him, it's like, it's so ruthless.

[2108] Peruvian necktie.

[2109] Did it small the alligator hole?

[2110] Here it is.

[2111] There's a video of it, Jamie.

[2112] See if you could find the video.

[2113] It's incredible.

[2114] It happened in Australia.

[2115] These people watched it all happen.

[2116] So I guess it was actually a crocodile.

[2117] It was a python because Australia doesn't have an alligator's.

[2118] No. And crocodiles are even more dangerous.

[2119] Crocodiles are nasty.

[2120] So that's how gangster pythons are.

[2121] They're fucking crocodiles.

[2122] When one eats a shark, that's when the world will fucking stop.

[2123] Yeah, well, you know what's interesting, though?

[2124] Cats kill the snakes.

[2125] Big cats always kill snakes.

[2126] My cat killed the fucking snake ones.

[2127] My little cat killed a fucking snake once.

[2128] It was badass.

[2129] Yeah, they can kill snakes.

[2130] They know exactly what to do.

[2131] They go right for the back of the head.

[2132] They're too fucking fast.

[2133] Look at this shit.

[2134] This is the battle.

[2135] Oh, man. So this python has wrapped around a god -dust.

[2136] damn crocodile.

[2137] Look at the girth of that freaking python.

[2138] That is a monster python, though.

[2139] That's no joke.

[2140] And that's a small crocodile, too.

[2141] That's a baby crocodile.

[2142] Nevertheless, I say count it.

[2143] Yeah, I think...

[2144] I mean, any crocodile's a crocodile.

[2145] Well, I mean, when I say little, I think they said it was four foot.

[2146] Okay, so that could bite your hand off.

[2147] Big enough that I'm not getting anywhere near my dick.

[2148] Look at that.

[2149] Oh, damn.

[2150] Look at how it's swallowing its body.

[2151] It's expanding its mouth, unhinging its jaw, and then its whole body just slowly, Just straight up head first.

[2152] What it's breathing.

[2153] He's BJJing the crap out of that.

[2154] believable.

[2155] It's so, it's such a fucking ruthless world, the world of nature.

[2156] And anybody who has a pet python is an asshole.

[2157] You're crazy.

[2158] You're keeping a monster in your house.

[2159] And the only reason why it's not killing you is it because it's not big enough yet or it doesn't know that it has to or it wants to.

[2160] Once it decides, what are you going to do?

[2161] If it's 20 feet long, What the fuck are you going to do of a 20 -foot -long pylons in their house?

[2162] I guess somewhere in some asshole has one.

[2163] Guaranteed.

[2164] He's got some fucking patio.

[2165] They've gotten people recently in New York with tigers.

[2166] Yeah.

[2167] What the fuck?

[2168] Well, there was a documentary, the elephant in the living room.

[2169] Did you see it?

[2170] No. Me neither.

[2171] I was hoping you saw it.

[2172] Fuck.

[2173] It's about people that keep exotic pets as, you know, exotic animals as pets.

[2174] And it focused on that guy, I think, in.

[2175] in Ohio who had all these animals who wound up killing himself, releasing all the animals, then killing himself, and all these lions and shit were wandering down the street, and the cops had to kill him.

[2176] Because it's a small town in Ohio, they can't, like, call in some animal experts.

[2177] By then, you lost track of your lions, but they had to kill them on site.

[2178] But it's really, apparently, a fascinating documentary.

[2179] It's on my must watch list.

[2180] I'll see that.

[2181] Elephant in the living room?

[2182] Yeah, elephant in the living room.

[2183] It's supposed to be pretty badass.

[2184] Watch I'm watch it, and next week are coming back.

[2185] I can't believe I recommend that piece of shit.

[2186] Have you ever done that?

[2187] Recommend something sight unseen, and it turns out to be fucking crap.

[2188] You know what a car, I hope, getting back to cars, that they keep around, is that Audi R8.

[2189] They will.

[2190] That thing is a crazy car.

[2191] They've sold enough of them that they'll continue developing.

[2192] I looked at that thing, and I was like, that thing hasn't changed, almost like a 9 -11 since the moment that they created it.

[2193] It just had little sidels.

[2194] Yeah, it's only been.

[2195] Yeah, but still.

[2196] You know what, though?

[2197] It drives a lot better than the V -10, you know, Lamborghinis does it really it is it's nicer to deal with on a daily basis too and that it has a gated shifter as well as I was gonna say still get it with a stick it's like one of the last cars with a gated shifter what is it like shifting is it just like just like the Ferraris just like just like a little slower doing it that way it's while shifting it that yeah but you get click click yeah it's right right right that metal on metal oh it's delicious like a little slower but a different kind of satisfaction right yeah so it goes back to that thing like it's not about zero to 60 times.

[2198] It's about what is it due to you while you're driving it?

[2199] So, you know, I mean, when you're playing Grand Turismo or when you're playing that shit, no, okay.

[2200] All right, sorry, dude, Outrun.

[2201] Okay, when you're playing Outrun, okay?

[2202] Remember?

[2203] You're playing Outrun, right?

[2204] You put it in the automatic mode if you want it to advance in the game.

[2205] Oh, okay, that's the game at the arcade?

[2206] Yeah, yeah.

[2207] You...

[2208] Talks at 87, I think you went back to.

[2209] Okay, if you want to, if you want to finish the game, quickly, get over to the next level, get the better cars.

[2210] Yeah, you put it in automatic mode.

[2211] right you would so you get it's easier but you know unless you're a paid race car driver on the track are you really having that much more fun by you know just holding the steering wheel and pushing the gas battle I have no problem with automatic transmissions I just think they should have both because there's too many people that like it the other way yeah there's too many people that are bemoaning the loss yeah no no I agree it's got its place but I don't think the GT3 was the place that was like the wrong place to put that transmission they did make a silly argument for it because there's still some cars like a Corvette ZR1 and like a viper that have a stick that'll beat it around a track.

[2212] Yeah.

[2213] There's also that weird thing that automotive journalists do, where they go, listen, just go with the PDK.

[2214] Trust me. Like, I've seen that a bunch of times.

[2215] Don't trust them.

[2216] We do that.

[2217] I'm guilty of that.

[2218] I've done that.

[2219] But what is that?

[2220] What does that come from?

[2221] It was because Porsche's seven -speed shifter sucks.

[2222] Oh, right, right.

[2223] I'd rather have a stick than paddles, but if the shifter isn't any good, there's sort of no. But you're being honest about that.

[2224] Yeah.

[2225] I think a lot of people are not honest about it.

[2226] thing is, that's like a $200 fix like in our parts.

[2227] Is it really?

[2228] Yeah.

[2229] To make a shitty, you know, like Carrera shifter.

[2230] Yeah, like linkages and bushings.

[2231] So you could take one of those seven speeds and make it a good shifter?

[2232] Yeah, I haven't done the seven speeds, but the six speeds before it, you know, like a Carrera S that kind of turbo that felt a little sloppy.

[2233] You know, it didn't feel as good as your GT3.

[2234] Yeah, it didn't click into players?

[2235] Yeah.

[2236] But the so what would you do about that then?

[2237] You take the shifter out, you take the console out.

[2238] So the seven speeds that they have now the 991.

[2239] Do you think you could upgrade that?

[2240] Yeah, you can do those.

[2241] You can fix those too.

[2242] What would you have to do?

[2243] Just take the console out, take the shifter out.

[2244] You know, there's an American company BNM.

[2245] You know, they make shifters.

[2246] I mean, you could probably you know, retrofit.

[2247] I think you can retrofit some of the some of the linkages and stuff too from the older cars.

[2248] $25 ,000.

[2249] No, no, no. But you can never, you know, it's too bad.

[2250] You couldn't fit it like with a six speed.

[2251] You know, because I know that they...

[2252] I don't know why you need seven.

[2253] Yeah, I don't know what you need seven.

[2254] gears anyway.

[2255] Why don't I just make nine?

[2256] Well, Porsche's wind pretty high.

[2257] So that 7th is really, really just for a road trip.

[2258] Right.

[2259] If you're going to be, just get on the highway and drive for five hours, just stick the fucking thing in 7th, then you'll get four or five miles a gallon better.

[2260] Yeah, I get that but it's still.

[2261] I think they really wanted to hit that 30 miles a gallon number in Carrera.

[2262] Maybe they should have like a button overdrive, you know?

[2263] Like old school, like a foot, one of those foot buttons?

[2264] Just a little button on the side that's like...

[2265] A road.

[2266] Did your kuda have one of those?

[2267] Yes.

[2268] The butt, the foot.

[2269] Every year had an overdraft.

[2270] It was just, that was another thing I didn't want in that car.

[2271] I didn't want it to be an automatic.

[2272] And they were like, it has to be an automatic.

[2273] You're like, why?

[2274] You're going to have a 1970 barracuda in an automatic.

[2275] What color was that car?

[2276] Silver.

[2277] That was another thing they argued me about.

[2278] They wanted to paint it up like a Spanish hooker.

[2279] Like I had to argue with them.

[2280] They wanted to put three different colors on it.

[2281] I was like, wait a minute, what do you want?

[2282] Oh, so like, and then ghosted angels and flames and stuff.

[2283] No, it was going to be silver on the bottom And then it was going to be black And then it was going to be red Silver, no, silver, red And then black, black on the hood Like the old AR hoods Because Chip Fuse has this idea of these designs He gets him in his head And then that's what he wants to do But then I saw it stripped down When they were sanding the body down It was all silver And you're like, oh, that has to be all silver I've never seen a silver veracuda I want to see a silver barracuda And I was like, let's do it all in silver And oh my God, I had to fucking duke it out with those guys.

[2284] They just didn't know.

[2285] You're making a mistake.

[2286] I'm like, how am I making a mistake?

[2287] Did you?

[2288] Did you pay for that?

[2289] Oh, yeah.

[2290] Oh, Jesus.

[2291] Then the answer is, fuck you.

[2292] It's my money.

[2293] It's a lot of money, man. And it wasn't worth it.

[2294] And in the long run, it was it was a car that was fun to look at.

[2295] And interesting, and they did a great job building it.

[2296] Don't get me wrong, but...

[2297] How long did it take?

[2298] It's just a giant headache.

[2299] You know, it was a lowered car, so the back wheel well was tubbed and it was like four inches off the ground, so it was bottoming out everywhere.

[2300] This is one...

[2301] It's beautiful -looking thing.

[2302] Oh, there.

[2303] I mean, I mean, that is a very pretty car.

[2304] Very pretty.

[2305] This is when I decided to get rid of it.

[2306] I was on the highway.

[2307] I was coming home, and I was going about normal speed, highway speed, 60, 70 miles an hour.

[2308] And I got off the highway.

[2309] 15 minutes later, I'm at my house.

[2310] And I pull into my driveway, and the car leans over to the right.

[2311] And the suspension had fallen off.

[2312] No, the suspension had fallen off of the frame in my driveway.

[2313] I was just on the highway 15 minutes ago going 70 miles now.

[2314] Yeah, that's not good.

[2315] I said, we're done here.

[2316] I said, that's it.

[2317] So I called up Steve Stroop, you know, Steve Stroop, yeah, yeah, Pure Vision, great guy, makes awesome cars, had him totally fix everything, you know, to the T, make sure everything's in order, because maybe I'll drive it again, maybe I won't, and then I let it sit around for a year, and then I just got rid of it.

[2318] Yeah.

[2319] I just didn't drive it again after that.

[2320] I was like, I don't trust it.

[2321] Yeah, I don't want to trust in a car and stuff, like with your 996 turbo, if you lose trust, just let it go, man. It also wasn't the car for me, because I'm not a show car.

[2322] guy.

[2323] I wanted a car that I could drive places.

[2324] I could shut it off and leave it there and then drive it again.

[2325] No, that thing you got to be worried about all the time.

[2326] It was a disaster.

[2327] I totally approve of your curves and the roads that you go on.

[2328] I like that.

[2329] That's our style up there in NorCal.

[2330] That's what we like to.

[2331] Well, I got rid of that and then I got a GT3 with the money.

[2332] That's what I did.

[2333] And then I was like, oh, this thing works.

[2334] Oh, it's so much better, you know?

[2335] I don't, a lot of that hand, I have to drive a lot of this, this home built shit.

[2336] You know what I I mean, literally, I drove a car last week, a couple weeks ago that was seriously built by a fucking redneck by himself over the course of six years.

[2337] It was a 1975 Toyota Corolla with a supercharged V8 in it.

[2338] Oh my God.

[2339] You know, it worked out, like the car worked actually, and it was kind of, you know, impressive because the guy literally built it in his own little fucking universe and he had nothing to compare it to.

[2340] he's never driven another real sports car and it's amazing the fucking wheel didn't fall off the thing yeah you're alive I know but that's like every week for me it's like some new crazy sketchy thing that's never been tested yeah well dude there's also like from from our side there's a lot of pressure like to you know like you said on top gear that that Dutch car manufacturer whatever the hell is Zenvo oh they're Danish I mean sorry Danish yeah right I mean you know with all the sort of coverage and press we get like we better to make sure the car is dialed like we tested it before.

[2341] Yeah, yeah.

[2342] Because I know, you know, I mean, that shit blows up live.

[2343] That's not going to be cool.

[2344] Orlando driving it, it blows up.

[2345] I just found out that at XV Motorsports, they stopped making those don't challengers.

[2346] Those crazy challenges.

[2347] They were charging $200 grand for something that wasn't worth $200 grand, but.

[2348] What's it worth?

[2349] What's this?

[2350] What's that?

[2351] What's a fucking $72R -esque worth a million six?

[2352] You know, what are these things worth these days?

[2353] What is worth worth?

[2354] 1 .4 million is what I sold for, yeah.

[2355] If you could have a 1970, a real 1970 challenger and it actually handles well and breaks well, it might be worth you.

[2356] I'd have a super bird, just like, I love those.

[2357] But that's what I wanted.

[2358] That's what I wanted when I got that barracuda.

[2359] What you ended up with was a show car.

[2360] Yeah, a show car that was just a little prissy little bitch that whine and complain and fucking shit out on me everywhere and left me stranded all these places.

[2361] Yeah, nearly killed you.

[2362] Yeah, I did.

[2363] But I made sure that I did my due diligence and fixed it before I got rid of it.

[2364] I made that's very nice You didn't want it happened I didn't want to get sued Fuck getting sued You imagine you sell a car And you find out a dude Racks it into a tree And it's brain dead now Fuck that I sold the car to a guy The very next day Wow Yeah I got cash I took his cash And bought a new fucking car And it's not a nice day sir Here's the spare key Would you like it What kind of car was it It was a must thing Wow Was it a crazy car It was crazy for the time It was in 94 and I had a stroker motor in it.

[2365] And, I mean, it was 400 horsepower in 1997 was a lot.

[2366] Isn't it amazing?

[2367] That 400 horsepower used to be insanity.

[2368] Now it's nothing.

[2369] Yeah.

[2370] My Corvette, when I built it in 2005, 500 horsepower was like, holy shit!

[2371] Well, this one M that you were talking about.

[2372] How much is that thing weigh?

[2373] 3 ,500 pounds?

[2374] Fairly light.

[2375] It's about 500 pounds less than the M4, right?

[2376] The new M4 is...

[2377] 300 pounds.

[2378] Yeah, yeah.

[2379] closing it on $4 ,000.

[2380] Is it that much?

[2381] It's heavy.

[2382] Yeah, there was a big article.

[2383] Oh, it's the sedan.

[2384] Yeah, probably is.

[2385] No, no, no. The M4 is the coop.

[2386] You can keep this shit straight.

[2387] BMW fucked up.

[2388] You know, the other thing, too, is remember your 996 turbo, right?

[2389] So I was telling you my buddies in Arizona that worked with us on all this stuff.

[2390] They have a, you know, 1 ,600 horsepower 997 turbo, which is essentially the same engine, right?

[2391] It has a parachute on the back machine.

[2392] He drove this thing.

[2393] Yeah, he drove it.

[2394] It's just crazy, right?

[2395] So in that same.

[2396] same car.

[2397] I mean, they drive those things so fast at those mile events that, you know, when they get to like 2 .30, 240 miles an hour, the roof caves in.

[2398] Yeah.

[2399] You know, the sunroft just, it just implodes.

[2400] When I drove it, I hit, like, I hit, I think, 175 or 180, and the windows started peeling out away from the door frame.

[2401] Oh, my God.

[2402] Yeah, when you see, like, a red 997 turbo.

[2403] It's like on driving, you can't drive.

[2404] You know, you, you could show up somewhere now at an event with a car that's a thousand horsepower.

[2405] Yeah.

[2406] And a car, any normal person who's, if any normal person, if any, if any, you can't drive.

[2407] You know, you can't drive.

[2408] You know, you could show up somewhere now in an event with a car.

[2409] And a car, if any normal person who's, if any car, if any car, if any Anyone is still listening to this that cares about 1 ,000 horsepower is amazing.

[2410] But, you know, and be like, well, I've got 1 ,500 horsepower.

[2411] Like, the Internet has fucked it up.

[2412] Yeah.

[2413] Completely fucked up.

[2414] How does the Internet fucked it up?

[2415] Because the Internet, all you can just Google and get into that, you know, you can see some fucking psycho in Dubai who's got some Supra with 1 ,500 horsepower, and all of a sudden that has reset your barometer for normal.

[2416] Yeah.

[2417] Normal is the big numbers you see on the Internet now, not.

[2418] Most of these people, if they rode in a 500 horsepower car, would shit their pants.

[2419] Right.

[2420] But they see on the internet some psycho with a dino car, you know, that's putting down 1 ,500, and they go, if yours doesn't make 1 ,500, it ain't shit.

[2421] Isn't that interesting when it comes to a lot of fans of cars that can't afford those cars, that it gets to...

[2422] Haterade, yeah.

[2423] Yeah, but it also gets to that weird thing, like, you're shitting on a car that you can't afford.

[2424] You don't even know what the fuck it would be like to drive the bronze medalist to this three.

[2425] You're dealing with an insane demon of a car You're talking about like the Evo top 10 When they do the top 10 of the best supercars of the year For the best sports cars or whatever Performance cars is their category And like the shittiest one is still pretty fucking good These are demonic vehicles You know you're dealing with things that defy logic Like if you drive That Porsche Yeah there's people that argue with us And we know So we'll go film a car like on the press launch Like the car won't be insurance for six months and we'll go film this car months before it comes out and people will argue about how good or bad it is literally no there's no possible way that they actually have this information it's not possible the transmission has issues i've heard from the guys that work at the factory you don't know fucking shit i know an insider we don't even know shaming drove it a lot of people that haven't driven um you know a career gt before have all these opinions about it being super dangerous and it's like no it it's not it's how you drive it and also what tires you have and i mean it's known for being a little hairy that's part of its appeal it's part of the appeal yeah well you guys were enlightening me about the uh the paul walker car that uh that killed him and his his uh his friend that they were nine year old tires yeah so it happens when you have a collector car like that a car that is a top tier these you'll see a lot of these ferrarianzos these top tier collector cars where he will buy them and not put many miles on it.

[2426] So Roger, who was driving the car when Roger and Paul died, bought this car for his collection.

[2427] He's a huge collection of cars.

[2428] Bought this car for his collection.

[2429] He had been sitting there.

[2430] He was going to put tires on it, but Paul was like, oh, let me just go for a ride around the block.

[2431] And they just went for a ride around the block.

[2432] But because rubber in tires, whether you drive on them or not will become very hard over time.

[2433] So it might look like a nice tire.

[2434] with tread, you know, like it looks more or less like a brand new tire.

[2435] But that rubber has been slowly hardening and a tire's contact patch with the ground is partially about the tread pattern, but more importantly, it's a chemical bond with tarmac.

[2436] And so as the tire ages, that becomes much less effective, you lose traction.

[2437] And also, like, tires from the 2004 era, you know, they weren't as good as they are now.

[2438] The missions that they would have put on now are way, way grippier, stickier.

[2439] Yeah, cup tires, these GT3 cup tires that are in the RS's, and they're insane.

[2440] Once they get hot, they're sticky.

[2441] And that's the other thing that folks need to understand, like, when you're driving a car.

[2442] Don't skimp on tires ever.

[2443] Well, also, you can't just drive it fast right away.

[2444] You can't just take your car, start it out of your driveway, go right to the racetrack, and just fucking, you're laughing.

[2445] But see, a lot of people would go, what's so funny?

[2446] Yeah, you got to.

[2447] The closer to a racing tire it is, the more the heat you got to get it.

[2448] So what do you do if you go to, if you're a guy, and it's your first day on a track, and say if you've got a GT3?

[2449] You ever see, you know, a Formula One race, that lap right before they start?

[2450] What they do is, you know, they're going about 10 miles an hour, 10 to 20 miles an hour, and they're going left and right, left and right.

[2451] And they're just heating up the tires.

[2452] And that's what you do.

[2453] You do like a, you don't have to do that because then you look like you're a fast driver, and that's kind of stupid.

[2454] Why can't they put magnets all around the tires, all around the cars itself, all around the bumpers, and put magnets on all the other cars, too?

[2455] And that way, when they get near each other, they never actually touch.

[2456] Yeah, that would be nice.

[2457] They just super -powered magnets.

[2458] Like bumper bowling, but on a race.

[2459] And have the magnets powered by the same electrical engine that does like the 9 -18s.

[2460] Well, you know, like when you were driving on your road today, for example, right, you kind of eased into it.

[2461] You kind of, you didn't go balls out, and you didn't go balls out anyway.

[2462] But you know what I mean?

[2463] Right.

[2464] You went, you know, a steady pace, and then you kind of went faster and faster, right?

[2465] You let some heat in the tires.

[2466] You let things get settled.

[2467] Yeah.

[2468] You don't just go, like, ten -tenths.

[2469] always the guys that crash on the first corner of a track on their first day yeah well i'm not a great driver but i know how to drive a car and the good thing you are you is that i grew up in boston so i drew i drove on snowy weather all the time boston has the shittiest roads man they're rough the shittiest roads and i was a newspaper delivery guy for like five years so i drove 365 days a year i drove every fucking day that's crazy snowing raining same loop over and over over and over and over car control hills and down sliding and in the intersections.

[2470] Do you do the over the roof toss?

[2471] Yep.

[2472] I did over the roof toss.

[2473] Did you break any windows?

[2474] I broke everything.

[2475] I would roll down the pasture window.

[2476] I could huck it that way.

[2477] I was good with that.

[2478] I would occasionally go with the loop, the sky hook.

[2479] But left -handed, man. If I could drive down the street, it was early in the morning, and I knew no cars were coming in the other direction.

[2480] I would just go in the left lane and just fucking whip them left.

[2481] Right.

[2482] I have a good route.

[2483] You know, as long as they're in plastic, they're going to be fine.

[2484] You fold them up real quick, toss them.

[2485] And those, what did you drive hands?

[2486] Yeah.

[2487] You had to bag and then toss?

[2488] Yeah.

[2489] What you do is you hang the plastic bags from your rear of your mirror.

[2490] So you got a rear view mirror, you tie the plastic bags off.

[2491] It's on, like, this cardboard strip, and there's, like, a sheet of plastic bags.

[2492] Like, there might be, like, 50 or 100 bags, right?

[2493] Yeah.

[2494] And so then the newspapers are stacked up on your pasture seat.

[2495] And as you're driving, you've got to learn how to steer with your knees because you're going real slow.

[2496] You take the newspaper.

[2497] You would grab it, fom -fum, that's the fold.

[2498] One left, one right.

[2499] Bam!

[2500] I got it.

[2501] now it's like a third of a newspaper stuffing in that bag shum out the window and I'm telling you I'm like there's a art form fom fwap fom fom fom Look this muscle memory It's still good The muscle memory's still going right now And I'd get pissed if I was fucking around with this Oh you bitch And I hit the brakes And you didn't have our compound tires on that bad boy Did you?

[2502] No no no after a while I invested in a gigantic cargo van with no windows It was like one of those free candy vans Oh a rape van huh I could pack that bitch with newspapers I got this van for like 500 bucks you never had to go re -up dude I could get a thousand newspapers on Sunday in his van it was a good Sunday sometimes you know it wouldn't really be a thousand I think what I was the most I had was 450 clients that was the most I ever had it would take hours suppose too much because I was doing that Boston Herald the Boston Globe and the New York Times I had three routes at the same time yeah damn that's awesome I was driving in the fucking snow daily son and so you said it was hard for me drive with a camera right in front of my face.

[2503] Folding newspapers while driving with your knees sounds just as hard.

[2504] Especially as high as you probably were.

[2505] No, no, no, I was sober.

[2506] And there's no one on the road.

[2507] Because it's 5 o 'clock.

[2508] No more than a foot away from the car in front.

[2509] That was pretty skillful, dude.

[2510] Dude, you were driving.

[2511] It was very impressive.

[2512] Very good.

[2513] In the rain, a foot away from a fucking van in front of you.

[2514] Joe, I had Joe come with me in the car.

[2515] I was like, you'll come, come check what we do.

[2516] And I'm driving his car.

[2517] Him in the passenger seat.

[2518] Zach is driving my van and we're fucking, you know, tail, that's what we do, is I don't tailgate the van.

[2519] It's ridiculous how close he gets.

[2520] I mean, I know you're really good driving.

[2521] I was with him.

[2522] I was with him.

[2523] No, that's good.

[2524] Whoa, it's nerve -wracking.

[2525] I mean, I know you guys have it down to a science.

[2526] You know what the fuck you're doing when you're filming is.

[2527] We bug people out whenever they see us do it.

[2528] They're like, wait a minute.

[2529] Yeah.

[2530] This doesn't, the videos don't look nearly this sketchy.

[2531] You should see we did one at night, and we had the van with lights suction cup to the back of the van.

[2532] a running gas generator in the back of the van while doing that and I'm driving a running gas generator in the van while you're driving?

[2533] In the van and it's like on fire?

[2534] It's like...

[2535] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2536] That is crazy!

[2537] And then I'm driving behind the van with directly into these 400 watt lights in an Aston Martin a foot off the bumper at fucking night.

[2538] Oh my God, that is ridiculous.

[2539] It's really sketchy.

[2540] There's no permits for this.

[2541] No insurance.

[2542] Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

[2543] Allegedly, no permits.

[2544] Allegedly, we're testing equipment.

[2545] You see your learning.

[2546] Cameras on while we were testing set equipment.

[2547] We have to have proof of our testing in order to get paid.

[2548] We haven't have $400 ,000 in Porsche's and a TV celebrity.

[2549] We're just testing equipment.

[2550] Just screaming.

[2551] This car that he's got, this 4 .1 liter, 560 horsepower, is that what it is?

[2552] 540, but...

[2553] 540, whatever the fuck it is.

[2554] It's a lot.

[2555] It's a screaming monster.

[2556] and you hear it literally three quarters of a mile away it's really far three quarters of a mile away we were Alex and I were waiting while you were going on your first wild ride yep and we were like you hear it you hear it and you were nowhere near us wow that's really good it's a great GEO3 it was so loud that really is it was rounding corners and shit got a Gt3 voice now that was good it's really good dope fucking car man Do you make that noise while you're driving your own car?

[2557] Oh, yeah.

[2558] In the shower, you're fucking shifting and shit.

[2559] Yeah, it's like singing along.

[2560] It's like karaoke.

[2561] Do it again.

[2562] Can I get a full lap of Nureberg ring right?

[2563] That's fucking good.

[2564] That's great.

[2565] All the skills that you could acquire in this life.

[2566] Making noises that sound like cars.

[2567] It's fucking the top of the list.

[2568] A lot of time I spent, I worked hard.

[2569] It's like video game skills.

[2570] It's like being good at ever.

[2571] quest.

[2572] It doesn't really...

[2573] There's the guy who does the car noises in the soda can.

[2574] Have you seen that one?

[2575] In a soda can?

[2576] Yeah, the guy who makes the Lamborghini noises in the soda can.

[2577] It's fairly awesome.

[2578] That actually makes sense.

[2579] Yeah.

[2580] Would use something like that?

[2581] It's tinny.

[2582] Are you doing it?

[2583] That sounds more like a viper.

[2584] No, that's more like a viper.

[2585] That's a viper.

[2586] That's too much coffee, yeah.

[2587] I'm getting crazy.

[2588] That's a viper.

[2589] He's the only...

[2590] The only good song, the only good sound that I do, that really sounds real as a dog.

[2591] And one time we're on Factor and a bunch of people were waiting to do this stunt and they were blindfolded.

[2592] They'd move them in in blindfolds because they had to get their camera position set up.

[2593] Yeah.

[2594] So they had no idea what the stunt would be.

[2595] So as these people moving in, I'm going, Oh, shit.

[2596] Oh, damn.

[2597] And they're sitting there going, oh, Jesus Christ.

[2598] And they're like, move them really slow.

[2599] Wow, that's fucking creepy.

[2600] That is creepy.

[2601] When you're right next to you, it's creepy.

[2602] Have you seen Total Blackout?

[2603] What is that?

[2604] Jaliel White's show.

[2605] Joliel White?

[2606] Urkel?

[2607] No. He got a show.

[2608] What kind of show?

[2609] So it's called Total Blackout.

[2610] Right?

[2611] So they're laughing already.

[2612] They got people to come in and they make them go in pitch black rooms and do shit with their hands in pitch black.

[2613] So it's like guess what they're touching in pitch black rooms.

[2614] Right.

[2615] So it's something, you know, so it'll be fucking spiders and bullshit, you know what I mean?

[2616] But they'll have to like rub a sweaty fat man, you know what I mean?

[2617] And they'll have to like.

[2618] and so it's generally people freak out over some dumb shit so that's kind of fucking got me on that I don't know why There's no point to it actually But it's Urkel from that show?

[2619] He's the fucking host Isn't he a big giant dude now?

[2620] No Isn't he?

[2621] Oh the other guy Erkel's brother Oh Eddie went No that's Eddie went Who was Erkel's brother?

[2622] He didn't have a brother Yeah he had a brother didn't he?

[2623] Didn't Erkel have a brother?

[2624] No there was a family There was a what?

[2625] No no I don't think he had a brother He was like the last one lone neighbor.

[2626] Shit.

[2627] I'm so bad on my old school 1990 sitcoms.

[2628] But people lose their fucking mind when they can't see shit.

[2629] Which I'm sure you're well aware of.

[2630] Oh, yeah.

[2631] Well, I'm a big fan of the sensory deprivation tank.

[2632] I'm always getting one of those things.

[2633] Well, the show that you were doing to the X factor stuff.

[2634] Fear Factor, son.

[2635] Catchups.

[2636] Yeah, there's one in Venice.

[2637] No, I meant Fear Factor.

[2638] What do they charge for that?

[2639] $40.

[2640] For an hour?

[2641] For an hour and a half, I think.

[2642] So the British version?

[2643] The British version, Hammond, was doing it.

[2644] Fear Factor?

[2645] Yeah.

[2646] Yeah, I just thought that was cool because he has a GT3 So it's GT3 guys That's hilarious So he started doing it After I started doing the U .S. version Yeah There was a bunch of different hosts Of Fear Factor Like all over the world I mean How weird Yeah That's not crazy He's got it He had a GT3 RS You have a GT3 RS Crazy man We're both short This is fucking nutty The coincidences go on and on I know We're both mildly amusing This is insane Yeah You gotta hook up that tank Yeah Yeah, well, you should definitely, you would love it.

[2647] It's very relaxing, too.

[2648] I did one, like, 10 years ago, and I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

[2649] Why didn't you do it again?

[2650] Because I don't live in the state in which I did it.

[2651] Ah, right.

[2652] You did in New York?

[2653] Yeah, I haven't gotten around to checking it out again.

[2654] They're opening up now.

[2655] It's become a popular thing again.

[2656] Is it?

[2657] Yeah, all over the country.

[2658] What are the preferred drugs for sensory deprivation?

[2659] Marikwanda is the number of Juan.

[2660] I'm saying, Mary Juan is your friend.

[2661] Especially edible.

[2662] Okay.

[2663] Yeah, you go the edible route.

[2664] Get to the point where you think you're probably going to be the first guy to dive an overdose and then get it.

[2665] Just get it right on heaven's door.

[2666] You want to get right like your fucking Eric Clapton song.

[2667] Knock, knock, knock it on heaven's dog.

[2668] Do one of those...

[2669] One of those 180 milligram cheetahews right to the face.

[2670] God, God damn it!

[2671] Those chiba chews, as you're eating them, you start hallucinating as you're chewing.

[2672] You start seeing vapor trails near your lips as you're chewing.

[2673] You don't want to eat too much chiba shoes.

[2674] It's so easy.

[2675] Dude, I was on a fucking...

[2676] It's a one centimeter.

[2677] I was on a plane with Joey Diaz, okay?

[2678] And Joey Diaz had already eaten one.

[2679] A full one.

[2680] And I go, how much did I have?

[2681] He goes, don't even eat more than a half.

[2682] And he takes one.

[2683] A full one, it puts it in his mouth.

[2684] I go, you had one earlier?

[2685] He goes, this is my third one.

[2686] My third one, dog.

[2687] He goes, we're on a fucking six -hour flight.

[2688] Uncle Joey's going deep.

[2689] He told me, don't even eat a half, and he ate three of them.

[2690] Was he fucked?

[2691] Oh, he didn't say nothing, but then...

[2692] We landed And he goes I almost had a fucking panic attack I almost opened that door And jumped out I almost was going to tell the lady As the plane was taking off I'm not gonna fucking do it I'm not doing this That happened with Ari Shafir once I gave him a breast strip And while we're waiting to take off He starts clinching to the seat And I go what?

[2693] And he was nothing And then when we landed He goes I was going to get up And I was going to tell him to stop the plane No you weren't He goes, yes, I was going to tell him to stop the plane.

[2694] He got so high.

[2695] He was going to tell him to stop the plane.

[2696] We had a friend in town, and there was a little mixed communication.

[2697] We gave him a couple edibles, and we didn't make it very, very clear that you only eat one at a time.

[2698] So those three cookies, he ate at once, right before having an epic meltdown and puking on this fucking flight.

[2699] You can really hurt yourself.

[2700] You can really pull something.

[2701] You know, you can really go deep.

[2702] 50 milligrams is my maximum.

[2703] And that's, that's high.

[2704] 50 milligrams is very high.

[2705] 50's a biggie dose.

[2706] They sell the gold caps in 50s now, and it's like, whoa.

[2707] Well, those candies?

[2708] You ate a candy, right?

[2709] The candies, those are a good dose because the Jolly Ranchers, they're like, one of them is like, you know, a nice mellow, not too fucked up.

[2710] You can kind of get through it, and two of them, ooh, you're going to feel tingles.

[2711] Two of them, you're going to be like, I might just be fucked up.

[2712] I should have taken that second one But if you really want to go crazy The Chee -Bichu's are like really, really gnarly one I was gonna say the Chee -Biches is probably like five of those Yeah Like that's how strong a Cheapichu is It's like five of those When I first saw that and it said 180 milligrams It's like, there's no way That they could sell this to somebody I don't give a fuck They know that there's a market They know there's a market out there Well we have, I mean have you come across dabs yet Dabs are like I don't fuck around with that stuff dude It's too much Everybody's going too deep.

[2713] You're going too deep and you don't even know what's down there.

[2714] You know, you're going to the Marianas Trench and fucking Godzilla's taking a shit.

[2715] I don't know.

[2716] You're going to swim right into it.

[2717] Not too into it.

[2718] Yeah, he's not.

[2719] Could you imagine being high as fuck at the bottom of the ocean and also being a billionaire at the same time?

[2720] Being like, what am I doing down here?

[2721] I have so much money.

[2722] I could have just sent a fucking camera down here and got the exact same thing.

[2723] You might have how crazy.

[2724] James Cameron is.

[2725] Think about how crazy is.

[2726] He's got at least a billion dollars, probably more.

[2727] At least.

[2728] And he built a fucking submarine to go to the lowest point and become the first guy to do it.

[2729] I read it the best quote from James in the month of this searching for the plane, the Malaysia the Malaysia plane, you know, they're looking for it.

[2730] So someone asked James Cameron, what do you think?

[2731] How do we, you know, you're into this shit?

[2732] How do we find the fucking plane?

[2733] Right.

[2734] And he's talking about, he actually was on Reddit and he actually did like a very thorough explanation of how one would go about searching for the plane.

[2735] And he actually was like, you don't need my submarine because my submarine is too too much for this mission you would use this you'd back it off one and use a slightly worse sub than James Cameron has in order to find a missing plane which hasn't been found yet but isn't it impossible to find something in the ocean if it's the plane is just the size of a plane dude there's sharks that just got discovered in the last few years you know what I mean gigantic that shit's gone I mean how could you find it it would You have to be really lucky.

[2736] Yeah.

[2737] They found the fucking Titanic.

[2738] Yeah, but it looked like a long time.

[2739] That's true.

[2740] A long long long time.

[2741] It only took them like 80 years.

[2742] Seventy -three.

[2743] No, it was a name.

[2744] Bob Ballard, 1986, I believe.

[2745] Was it really?

[2746] Yeah.

[2747] That is a crazy.

[2748] But they knew the exact path of the Titanic.

[2749] That's true.

[2750] That's true.

[2751] That's a good point.

[2752] They made movies about raising the Titanic before they found it.

[2753] Remember they're raising the Titanic?

[2754] Oh, yeah.

[2755] They tied a bunch of fucking lift bags to it.

[2756] Yeah.

[2757] Airbags.

[2758] Yeah.

[2759] It did.

[2760] It did work.

[2761] They got raised.

[2762] And then there was a Soviet nuclear bomb.

[2763] There's this podcast that I listen to all the time.

[2764] It's called Radio Lab.

[2765] And it's a great podcast.

[2766] Radio Lab from NYC, WNYC.

[2767] And they had this episode on a Glomar response.

[2768] And a Glomar response is I can either confirm nor deny.

[2769] You know, everybody uses that all the time.

[2770] It came from Global Marine.

[2771] And Global Marine was a company that was hired to try to retrieve a sunken Russian submarine.

[2772] and this was right after Watergate this was in the 1970s because everybody was really sensitive about lies the Freedom of Information Act had come about and they'd gotten to the point where they were forced to talk and discuss about what they were doing out there in the ocean were you actually trying to retrieve a Russian submarine did you retrieve a Russian submarine and they said we can either confirm nor deny and that had become because of that Glomar response that's like a standard phrase now so they had to try to figure out they were forced by law to respond and to give information.

[2773] So that was what they, that was the information they get, that they can neither confirm nor deny.

[2774] Did they find it?

[2775] What do you think?

[2776] Oh yeah, they found it for sure.

[2777] They were, they were, not only they find it, they almost pulled it up.

[2778] They had, they attached this giant claw to a huge ship, and they were trying to pick this thing up in the ocean.

[2779] Like the fucking thing that gets toys?

[2780] Yes, exactly.

[2781] And it worked just as well.

[2782] That thing never works.

[2783] Yeah.

[2784] And then it broke off.

[2785] I almost got an iPod Nano.

[2786] Fuck.

[2787] And they had it on film.

[2788] It's more like a fluffy little bunny or something.

[2789] It was miles deep, miles deep in the ocean, and they got a hold of it, and they got it on film, and they were watching it as they were bringing it up.

[2790] But the feedback, the loop, from watching it was delayed.

[2791] So they felt this thump, and then they looked at the film, and the film showed that the boat was still there.

[2792] So then they refreshed the feed, and the boat was gone.

[2793] They're like, fuck.

[2794] They dropped it back to the bottom of the ocean.

[2795] Well, it's millions and millions and millions of pounds, and they're clawing it with a fucking, the little carny claw.

[2796] you gotta love that optimism though they really thought they probably yeah well they came close they did lift it up off the ground and got it a mile up oh really they brought it pretty fucking far up before it broke off live video of it just breaking free millions and millions and millions of dollars but they apparently eventually they got it I don't know I think Ballard had to do the same like he had to find a whole bunch of submarines and do this stuff for the government and this Titanic thing was a side thing Yeah, I'm pretty sure That's how well isn't it fun when they They find these sunken boats From like the Roman era Millions and dollars and stuff Full of gold Someone just found $10 million in gold in their backyard In California They found gold coins It's someone in the fucking 1800s Burry in their backyard crazy Did you have to give it back No it's theirs But I did read they had to pay taxes on it Oh God The government's a cunt You didn't find shit You fucking it's gold.

[2797] How can you pay taxes on gold?

[2798] Because they probably figured out some paperwork where it was owed in 1800, right?

[2799] Maybe it was something that said that if they sold it.

[2800] Maybe.

[2801] Yeah, they pay tax.

[2802] But, man, that should be how you're free and away from taxes, because taxes is only about money.

[2803] I may have misconstrued the story.

[2804] As some analysts said, if they ever sold it, they would have to pay taxes or blah, blah, blah.

[2805] Because I would think that, what is the...

[2806] Originally, money was supposed to be gold notes, right?

[2807] It was like, this $100, it's worth $100 in gold.

[2808] Yeah.

[2809] If you already had those, $100 in gold.

[2810] You don't need the money.

[2811] Fuck the money.

[2812] So if you don't need the money, what am I paying taxes on again?

[2813] The fuck's going on here, man. They, like, just chisel a corner of it off.

[2814] There you go.

[2815] Here's a little piece for you.

[2816] Yeah.

[2817] Yeah.

[2818] I think in the future, gold, like, the idea of, like, a resource -based economy, like, whether it's gold or diamonds or have it be worth that, that's a way better idea.

[2819] Yeah, than paper.

[2820] Credit cards and money, and, you know, the system that we have now, like the idea of the system that we have now, like a piece of paper represents 100 bucks, and what the 100 bucks gets you fluctuates depending on how the fucking economy's doing.

[2821] Bitcoin's, man, buy Bitcoins.

[2822] I have some Bitcoin.

[2823] Do you?

[2824] Yeah, but I didn't buy them.

[2825] So I'm giving them away.

[2826] I did a thing I had this guy on...

[2827] I listened to your Bitcoin podcast.

[2828] It was super interesting, actually.

[2829] Well, you know, I think it's possible.

[2830] It's very possible that that could be a currency in the future.

[2831] It was right.

[2832] I listened to that podcast immediately before that Mount Gox thing.

[2833] took fucking everyone's money down with him.

[2834] I was like, oh, shit.

[2835] Yeah, that was hilarious.

[2836] That Mount Gox thing just shows you how nutty the internet is.

[2837] Yeah.

[2838] I laughed because everyone said I should buy Bitcoins instead of cars, and I said, fuck you, I can still drive my cars.

[2839] Well, you can still, the bitcoins are still good if they weren't in Mount Cox.

[2840] The Mount Cox thing was a crazy thing because it was the Magic, the Gathering Exchange.

[2841] That's what it was.

[2842] Fuck off.

[2843] Is that what that is?

[2844] Yes, it was.

[2845] Magic, the Gathering Exchange, was the originator of Mount Cox.

[2846] That's funny.

[2847] And what they originally were supposed to be doing was exchanging, like, things from the fucking game.

[2848] And then along the way, they start, yes, look up the story.

[2849] Fascinating shit.

[2850] That's crazy.

[2851] And along the way, they started dealing digital currency.

[2852] And when they started doing it, they didn't have any of the security in place.

[2853] They weren't set up for it, and they lost something like $350 million worth of Bitcoin.

[2854] So they started by trading mana?

[2855] Is that what you're saying?

[2856] I don't know how that stuff works, but that's what it came.

[2857] Mount Gox is short.

[2858] for Magic the Gathering Exchange.

[2859] How nerdy is it that I know what the currency is in Magic the Gathering?

[2860] You did know, and I didn't even know what you were talking about.

[2861] What is it?

[2862] Manna is the currency in Magic the Gathering.

[2863] Erase that from your head.

[2864] I am that fucking horrible.

[2865] You can get that shit out of your head.

[2866] Yo, red deck, son.

[2867] All right, if you had to recommend a convertible sports car, today's climate, what's the car?

[2868] You got 100 grand below.

[2869] A hundred grand?

[2870] Oh, 100?

[2871] 200 oh 200 okay no no all right Joe's like how much money do I have to spend right now all right well for you no for anybody what I'm saying is in the old days okay when you looked at a guy driving a sports car you should look at a gentleman and he had a scarf on it's blown in the breeze and he's got fucking a jaguar pilot's goggles on a wayfarers and a fucking cigar yeah there was always no roof you know it was like a roofless option was the sporty option yeah but someone Somewhere along the line, we found that to be folly.

[2872] Well, the chassis rigidity came into play, you know?

[2873] Because your GD 500 was a convertible.

[2874] Yeah.

[2875] And you did not like the chassis, though.

[2876] I did not like the chassis.

[2877] What I did like was how stupid that car was.

[2878] It was America, fuck yeah, in a car.

[2879] Yeah.

[2880] You know, 550 horsepower.

[2881] By being a convertible, it had kind of a shitty chassis.

[2882] It's sloppy.

[2883] The coups are somewhere along the way, people started saying, if you want to really get the performance out of it, it has to be a coop.

[2884] Well, sometimes they actually make cars that were meant to be convertibles from the get -go.

[2885] And they, you know, like the MP12C in a way.

[2886] Yeah, and the Nissan 370 Z as well was designed to be a roadster for.

[2887] Yeah, the MP12C -Z fucking, how much does that bitch cost?

[2888] So used their about, no, no, just use their 170.

[2889] Sweat it up.

[2890] It's hot in here, I think.

[2891] One -70.

[2892] Those things cost $170 ,000?

[2893] You used.

[2894] Yeah.

[2895] And the top pops down and goes to the back in somewhere, or is that a spider?

[2896] It's a spider.

[2897] The Spider version, he has like $250, $2 .60 ,000.

[2898] It's a goddamn house in New Orleans.

[2899] Yeah.

[2900] Or not in Detroit.

[2901] In America, it's not even a parking spot.

[2902] No. Meaning, uh, no, if you want a convertible for $100 ,000, you want, uh, a Jaguar F type.

[2903] That new Jaguar.

[2904] I was going to ask you about that.

[2905] Is that a cool car?

[2906] Yeah.

[2907] It looks pretty wild.

[2908] Yeah, it's cool.

[2909] Dynamically, not quite as good as a 9 -11, but so fucking cool.

[2910] Not quite as good, but pretty goddamn good.

[2911] But it's so cool.

[2912] As a cruiser.

[2913] like as a as a as a as a as a go fast and have fun but I don't care about a lap time cruiser makes a great sound it's fucking loud and obnoxious and yeah I've had a beautiful looking car too I saw one at the mall the other day just like holy shit but you you shit on Jags because you shit on British cars so I tried to do it I had an XKR convertible like in 1999 it was like it was a supercharged version you know the R version that was cool looking car it was a cool looking car so yeah it was a cool design it looked I thought it looked actually better than the Aster Martin, which was the DB7, and it was Foster, but it was just really floppy.

[2914] I mean, I was going to kill myself driving at a track or in Canyons in that car, because the suspension, it was just all floppy.

[2915] You've driven fucking every car there is, and for you to say that his cars are the best cars you've ever driven.

[2916] They're really, well, when I drove a stock GT3RS at the time, I was like, this is the best car I've ever driven.

[2917] Right.

[2918] His cars are just better than that.

[2919] That's incredible.

[2920] It's that turned to 12.

[2921] What about Ferrari 4 -5 -8?

[2922] They're very nice.

[2923] They are very nice.

[2924] But they're not like the Porsche GG3RS is everything that you want about driving a race car, but it doesn't beat you up for making that decision.

[2925] And the Ferrari does?

[2926] Like a lot of other cars, like I just drove the Mercedes SLS Black Series, which is the race track version of their going SLS, right?

[2927] And all the trade -off you get for the.

[2928] the racetrack performance makes it worse to drive on the street.

[2929] The throttle's touchy, it's stiff, it's, you know, it's wider and lower and less practical.

[2930] But the GT3RS and Alex's cars are, they don't kick you in the fucking dick because you decided you wanted to drive a race car.

[2931] Do you like luxury cars at all?

[2932] Do you like, like Lexus, LS?

[2933] They're all right, yeah.

[2934] The new Range Rovers, I love them.

[2935] Really?

[2936] Love them.

[2937] now aren't range rovers kind of shitty cars though they're not reliable but when they work they're amazing they're going off road they're good on farms they're really good off road right so comfortable how come they're not reliable because they're built in england that's what it is right the people suck we have great ideas we have really great ideas but like our manufacturing it went down the toilet like many years ago and we didn't change right now is a good time for range rover all the all the money that ford put into them over the last 10 years is coming out in jaguar and land Rover's new cars now.

[2938] Ford owns Jaguar and Land Rover?

[2939] Owned for a while.

[2940] Now Tata owns an Indian company.

[2941] Oh, Tata.

[2942] Who the fuck is Tata?

[2943] It's an Indian, very rich Indian dude.

[2944] And they make these little, like, I don't know what...

[2945] They make little, like, almost smart car -type little cheap cars in India, but they also now own Jaguar and Land Rover.

[2946] Whoa.

[2947] Well, it's better than, like, a Russian kid owning a car company, right?

[2948] Is that bad?

[2949] That wasn't good.

[2950] Who was that?

[2951] That was, uh, what did they?

[2952] Who did they buy?

[2953] There was a company in England called TVR.

[2954] TVR, yeah.

[2955] Remember the chimera.

[2956] So remember that movie with John Travolta?

[2957] Yeah, the Tuscan.

[2958] Swordfish.

[2959] The one went to get hit by lightning and became super smart.

[2960] No, not that one.

[2961] Why do you remember that one?

[2962] I remember that one.

[2963] Why do you remember that one?

[2964] It became really good at Portuguese.

[2965] You learned the Portuguese language in 20 minutes?

[2966] Not all of it.

[2967] No, no. Yeah.

[2968] There's a fucking new one with Scarlett Johansson.

[2969] They inject her with some shit, and she learns Chinese in five minutes.

[2970] That sounds awesome fucking movie.

[2971] She's ripping off John Travolta.

[2972] God damn it, Scarlet.

[2973] You're better than that.

[2974] You're an Avenger.

[2975] He had his real hair then.

[2976] You know, everyone went nuts for that car, and that was a TVR, because you didn't have it here.

[2977] So it was a company that sort of on the edge of death, pretty much his whole life, and so some Russian billionaire kid, like, bought it as sort of a toy.

[2978] There's a TVR.

[2979] Oh, throw that in the garbage.

[2980] No, but that isn't, that isn't the one.

[2981] You like these.

[2982] These things are raw and light and stick shift.

[2983] They're like an English viper, but just not even built that well.

[2984] Do you remember that shitty movie with Charlie Sheen, which is a Porsche thief?

[2985] Yeah, no man's land.

[2986] I love that movie.

[2987] That's like all the Porsche people love that.

[2988] Or other shitty Charlie Sheen movie, The Chase.

[2989] Oh, that was really bad.

[2990] That was a...

[2991] Shitty.

[2992] That was a Nick Nolte or Nick Cage?

[2993] So remember...

[2994] Yeah, remember No Man's Land, right?

[2995] Just watch a scene where there's actually a car chase in it.

[2996] And you see them, you know, speeding away in like an 80s, you know, 9 -11 turbo or whatever 9 -11 they're stealing.

[2997] And then following them is always, you know, the shitty 80s Camero.

[2998] And it cannot go straight or put down in.

[2999] any power of any kind it's just literally doing this the whole way yeah they really they had Porsche's deal listen you got to make that chase car a real shitbox well back in the days like those 930 turbos that was in that movie yeah what else could what could beat them back then ferrari's lamb was it lambos not 959 so you would have to have something like that yeah but it was pre 959 was yeah yeah actually i don't well it was like those 930 turbos there was nothing around that could fuck with those back then.

[3000] Those were zero to 60 in five seconds in like the 70, in first gear.

[3001] Oh, that's so crazy.

[3002] Yeah, yeah.

[3003] My 79, 930, like I could get on the freeway and I could still, you know, I would start, you know, from a stop sign, you know, and go on the freeway and I did not change gear, you know.

[3004] Like, I could just sit there.

[3005] Now, is it possible to do something like that but make it a car that you could, like, that nine Meister, nine RSR or whatever, what the fuck for the car?

[3006] is it possible to make something like that that you could drive like a GT3 like an older 9 -11 no too much work how does that 9meister too much too much Frankenstein have you ever seen that video yeah yeah well it's a race car yeah right basically race car it would have zero compliance like you'd be get beaten up you could drive it you would like it that's perfect that's perfect that's perfect that's what I'm looking for something that's bolted right to the wheels himself I need any suspension no you don't need that that old for sure that you saw us make the video of the red one It's like that.

[3007] Is it really?

[3008] That car beats you up a little bit.

[3009] That car was amazing.

[3010] That's a BBI Autosport.

[3011] That thing is insane.

[3012] Yeah, it's not even.

[3013] 275 horsepower at the wheels, and it's, how much does it weigh?

[3014] 5 ,500 pounds, 2200 pounds or something?

[3015] It's stupid light.

[3016] Nothing in it, right?

[3017] No, it's no carpet, no nothing.

[3018] But isn't it interesting, like there's a bunch of people that are going to that, like the actual design, lead designer of Bugatti, has a Porsche that he has Kevlar body panels.

[3019] He has no stereo.

[3020] The head of a company that makes the heaviest fucking car, you know, 4 ,400 pounds of Aeron, he chooses to drive something that's like 2 ,000 pounds.

[3021] The most minimalist version of that car, too.

[3022] I mean, he has the same thing.

[3023] It gutted interior.

[3024] Everything is removed.

[3025] No AC, no radio, no nothing.

[3026] He just has this super light car.

[3027] And it doesn't even look like a crazy engine.

[3028] No, it's not even a crazy engine.

[3029] It's a fairly basic engine, isn't it?

[3030] Yeah, for those kind of cars, yeah.

[3031] You don't need much.

[3032] Light goes a long way.

[3033] But the reason I was getting at this is you were saying while you were driving that BBI car.

[3034] Yeah.

[3035] That after all this, these years of doing tuned, where you're driving all these fucking wild, crazy, supercharged, fucking super horsepower, that this is, like, what you were enjoying?

[3036] Light is really good.

[3037] What's good about light?

[3038] Like, all this crazy power, it's like, you can't use that ever.

[3039] You get into it for two seconds, and then you have no road left.

[3040] Right, and then to use it continuously, you have to stop that 5 ,000 -pound brick, you know, repeatedly, and then your brakes of shit, you know, and you're surprised why.

[3041] Runways and stuff.

[3042] When it gets to the top end of this thousand.

[3043] Runways.

[3044] These people are racing on runways.

[3045] That Porsche, the 16 -a -horsepower?

[3046] Yeah, the Evo.

[3047] Yeah, the Evo guys, you know, with the parachute on the back.

[3048] I mean, yeah, they have to go to, like, fully sanctioned runways.

[3049] But when you're driving a car like that BBI Porsche, you can use all of it.

[3050] Yeah.

[3051] Yeah, yeah.

[3052] And you're just...

[3053] Because light, light is.

[3054] good.

[3055] You don't need a zillion horsepower.

[3056] Well, look at the videos of Magnus, you know.

[3057] You didn't enjoy it as much as you enjoyed driving the GT3RS.

[3058] Oh, the limits are fucking so high.

[3059] I'd go to jail in 10 minutes if I had one of those things.

[3060] If you had one of the GT3RSs, but if you had one of those BBI Porsches, you could actually drive it all the time.

[3061] I could probably drive it and stay in jail, but I'd be, my body would shrivel up into like a fucking old man. Here's the question, though.

[3062] Oh, yeah, for you, it would beat up your back to?

[3063] My back is fucking shot.

[3064] But here's the question.

[3065] Would you be able to enjoy it after, driving in gt3 rs like if you probably old is always something that's like old is sort of like frozen in time it will always be that you can always go back to it and it doesn't like wear off whereas like this new shit where it's like computer controlled and paddle shifters like every time there's the new one the old one feels old whereas something that is stick shift and sort of analog is kind of timeless and sort of frozen in that moment like a 69 Mustang It will always be a 69 Mustang, and it will never feel any older than it already is.

[3066] But an 89 Mustang is kind of dog shit.

[3067] Fuck you.

[3068] I'm taking mine and get some crazy shit.

[3069] Yeah, but EnosX.

[3070] And an NSAX feels good.

[3071] It feels as good as any Kaman that Porsche has ever done.

[3072] It's 25 years later.

[3073] It was a 275 horsepower, 5 speed.

[3074] It was one of my, 6 speed.

[3075] It was one of my favorite cars ever.

[3076] It wasn't that very very.

[3077] fast, but it was just, it was fun to drive.

[3078] It's fun to ring it out and you can use it and...

[3079] You could use the whole thing.

[3080] Yeah, you could.

[3081] And it was so balanced.

[3082] The car was just, like, it really made you feel like you were, you know, you were really doing it.

[3083] You were really moving.

[3084] Except the horns on the thumbs.

[3085] Ferrari has that now.

[3086] They have all the buttons.

[3087] What?

[3088] Ferrari has that in there on the steering wheel?

[3089] The horn is on the thing?

[3090] The horn is in the same place as it was in your car.

[3091] The blinkers are on the steering wheel, too.

[3092] How dare they?

[3093] How dare they?

[3094] What excites you about what's coming out right now?

[3095] About the new cars.

[3096] that are out that you've been driving?

[3097] Because you drive, how many cars do you drive a year?

[3098] 150 to 200 usually.

[3099] That's insane.

[3100] That's a lot of new cars.

[3101] That's insane.

[3102] What is exciting right now?

[3103] Holy sure.

[3104] Well, the new Mustang is exciting.

[3105] Independent suspension and the Mustang, finally.

[3106] A turbo engine.

[3107] Really?

[3108] Yeah, there's a four -cylinder turbo that's going to be kind of the tuner special for the Mustang.

[3109] It's going to be neat.

[3110] That's going to be interesting, too, because it's going to be lightweight in the front, right?

[3111] What about the Alpha 4C?

[3112] Have you driven that?

[3113] I haven't driven it.

[3114] Chris Harris drove it and liked it.

[3115] other people have driven it and said different things.

[3116] I'm excited for it.

[3117] I want to try it.

[3118] When are they going to put out the big horsepower Mustang?

[3119] Because they're going to have a new version of the Shelby?

[3120] It's probably a 2016, I would bet.

[3121] It'll be at least a year after the first...

[3122] Are they going to have a GT though?

[3123] Yeah.

[3124] There's three engines.

[3125] The base one is a V6 and the turbo four is a step up from the V6 actually and then the V8 will be like 450 horsepower.

[3126] That's going to be interesting to see what it's like...

[3127] It'll be the boss 302 engine is the V8.

[3128] I wonder if they'll do like a whole Laguna Seca version of it.

[3129] They'll do something like that.

[3130] The Boss 302 was too successful for them not to do another something.

[3131] That's really cool.

[3132] And the new Challenger Hellcat, which is the best name ever for a car.

[3133] Yeah, I just looked at pictures of that, man. It's pretty beasty looking.

[3134] It looks pretty badass, but it also looks like it doesn't have any fucking back tires.

[3135] It doesn't look like a very...

[3136] Meaty back -tired vehicle.

[3137] I bet the tires go...

[3138] Like, look at that.

[3139] Does it look...

[3140] I'm not uncomfortable stomping on the gas.

[3141] I think it's probably meant for doing burnouts.

[3142] Yeah, that's...

[3143] The skinnier, the tire, the more burnout, yeah.

[3144] Well, that'll work.

[3145] It's 600 fucking horsepower.

[3146] Yeah, it's to be sick.

[3147] And the new M3 and M4, I'm excited for me. I just hope that this has some handling to it.

[3148] I think it would be cool if they had it work and compete with, like, the new Camaro.

[3149] Those cars are big, man, that's a 4 ,000 -pound -plus car.

[3150] It's a big car.

[3151] Those cars are, like, they're GT cars.

[3152] They're great on a road trip.

[3153] They're great for...

[3154] But if it had like a ZL1 type suspension in it, I mean, how much bigger is a Camara, or how much bigger is it this than a Camaro?

[3155] Really?

[3156] Yeah, it's probably 600 pounds, 700 pounds heavier.

[3157] Wow.

[3158] Yeah, it's a big, that's a big girl, that thing.

[3159] I drove one when I did my sci -fi show.

[3160] I enjoyed it, but it did feel like a GT car.

[3161] It's a good cruiser.

[3162] And I have six -speed.

[3163] And I have six -speed.

[3164] Yeah, they're the pistol grip.

[3165] Yeah, I liked it.

[3166] They're neat.

[3167] They're just not race cars.

[3168] Yeah, when you'd rather have, like, you know, a thousand pounds less than 100 horsepower more, though?

[3169] You know, like a 3 ,000 -pound car would be so much.

[3170] Yeah, but there ain't nothing wrong with a 660 -pound Dodge Challenger.

[3171] No, no, but...

[3172] That's the shit.

[3173] I mean...

[3174] I don't want one in my own garage.

[3175] I'm not going to go drop 60 on it right now, but I'm glad it exists.

[3176] Yeah, but it's, you know, as a, like, a comfortable daily driver, it's a comfortable car to drop.

[3177] It's a great car.

[3178] That's it, huh?

[3179] Most powerful muscle car in Chrysler history.

[3180] Does it have any specs?

[3181] I think it's supposed to be 666 horsepower.

[3182] It's a supercharged 6 .4 -liter V8.

[3183] That looks incredible.

[3184] And wait, look, scroll back up real quick.

[3185] See, there's, that headlight, there's an air intake, that's an air intake right next to the headlight.

[3186] That's straight out of JDM, dude.

[3187] Or they drill it, where they take out the headlight and put an intake there, they've done that here.

[3188] So you remember you said you had a super, a lot of people would take that front light out, right?

[3189] And it would, on the, I think it was on the driver's side.

[3190] And so they'd go down the track at night with one light, which was illegal.

[3191] But they'd have this hole going all the way in with a tube and intake into the engine.

[3192] That's so crazy.

[3193] Now, does that mean it takes away one of the headlights?

[3194] Yeah, yeah.

[3195] Make it, like, less safe to drive?

[3196] Oh, the inner ones are auxiliary fog lights or whatever.

[3197] Yeah, on that car.

[3198] They've just changed the headlight pattern to make cool.

[3199] And it's actually that's got like a little, what they call angel eyes.

[3200] Like BMWs have the rings.

[3201] Oh, yeah.

[3202] That intake's got an angel eye thing around it.

[3203] Isn't it a weird time for fucking performance cars where a car that used to be ridiculous and is out of the box Mustang GT.

[3204] Yeah.

[3205] It used to be ridiculous to have 420 fucking horsepower.

[3206] I just drove a Lamborghini Kuntosh, quadro valve.

[3207] Fastest car in the world at the top.

[3208] Mustang GT today makes as much horsepower that you can buy for 28 grand Is there a corresponding increase in traffic accidents with all this horsepower safety features tires are a big difference now the speed limits haven't gone up speed limits are exactly the fucking same they have gone up a little have you ever seen that show called Fifth Gear it was the original guys from Top Gear so they went off and did a more serious car show so they i think it was about three years ago they did this uh shoot or you know segment on traction control and they had tiff nadell trying to base oh my man sticks with a fucking manual no more pistol group though america yeah i'll tell you why because the pistol grip kind of sucked the fat dick overrated it was overrated wasn't that cool yeah well they had this law in in in uh in europe basically in all of europe where you know you you have to have traction control on all cars now, and the system has to be so good that even Tiff Nadell could not get the car to slide.

[3209] He tried every single thing he could to get it to slide.

[3210] Remember that?

[3211] Remember that one?

[3212] That was crazy, yeah.

[3213] I wonder...

[3214] If anything, what they've done to make the tires larger, it says a subtle, trimmed hem of the wheel wells accommodates the aggressive 20 -inch aluminum wheel and tire package.

[3215] Because that's what I would worry about.

[3216] A fucking Peterman catalog.

[3217] They've gone inward with it.

[3218] The wheels are deeper.

[3219] Oh, I see.

[3220] They're a deeper wheel, so they don't stick out any further.

[3221] They go in.

[3222] You know what else is silly, though, with these newer cars?

[3223] So I don't even know how big of those wheels are probably 21.

[3224] You know, why don't you watch your mouth when you're in my country calling our car silly?

[3225] How about that?

[3226] No, no, all of these cars.

[3227] I'm talking to 9 -9 -1 turbo.

[3228] That's great.

[3229] It's got 20 -inch wheels.

[3230] 20.

[3231] Why not just have, you know, 22s?

[3232] People want their shit on rims.

[3233] It's 20 -inch too big?

[3234] Is that what you're saying?

[3235] Why do you?

[3236] Race cars, For a race cars still use 18s.

[3237] Right.

[3238] That's the optimum.

[3239] Do they use 20 just for looks?

[3240] Pretty much.

[3241] And to fit bigger brakes.

[3242] But you got it, man, it does look fresh.

[3243] I agree.

[3244] Can I plug something before we get out here?

[3245] Let's get out here.

[3246] So last time I was on the show, we talked about going off this off -road adventure we were doing, 600 miles off -road, the state of Washington.

[3247] Yes.

[3248] In some shipboxes.

[3249] The film comes out June 1st.

[3250] Beautiful.

[3251] What's it called?

[3252] It's called All Cars Go to Heaven.

[3253] It's available on Vimeo.

[3254] It's as a rental or a digital download.

[3255] Beautiful.

[3256] It's also available.

[3257] It'll be available on our YouTube channel.

[3258] Very cool.

[3259] And we shenanigans?

[3260] We shenanigans.

[3261] We shenanigans.

[3262] We shenan cars across the state of Washington.

[3263] It was fantastic.

[3264] I can't wait to see it.

[3265] Somebody produced this for you?

[3266] Did you guys do it in house?

[3267] We did it all in house.

[3268] Oh, that's amazing.

[3269] And our whole crew appears on camera too, not just me for us.

[3270] That's glorious.

[3271] All cars go to heaven.

[3272] There it is.

[3273] There's a trailer.

[3274] Give me some volume.

[3275] The entire state of Washington.

[3276] I am driving a deep grand Cherokee.

[3277] Zach is driving that.

[3278] And it's day two so far.

[3279] The hood is up and he's down half a suspension.

[3280] Want to see how the rest of it goes?

[3281] Watch the whole movie only at the Smoking Tyre.

[3282] Yeah, so we basically bought some cheap cars, tried to go 600 miles off -road across the entire state of Washington into Canada.

[3283] And it's harder than it looks.

[3284] And he drove over ground, no...

[3285] Off -roading.

[3286] Look at this, that's an 87 terselle we bought for 300 bucks.

[3287] Was someone surfing on the hood?

[3288] Oh, that was Zach.

[3289] Yeah, Zah, that's...

[3290] That's not recommended.

[3291] No, not at all.

[3292] Wow.

[3293] And so, it's a good, good time.

[3294] That sounds awesome, man. Yeah, it's like four bucks.

[3295] Four bucks, ladies and gentlemen, come on.

[3296] Less than this beer right here.

[3297] Yeah, 16 quarters.

[3298] Come on, cop it up.

[3299] Yep.

[3300] So June 1st, thesmogentire .com slash film.

[3301] It sounds glorious.

[3302] And if...

[3303] And, um, and, drive on NBC Sports.

[3304] Yes.

[3305] Starts Saturday to 24th at 9 .30 a .m. Eastern, which is stupid.

[3306] It's right before Monaco Grand Prix qualifying, though.

[3307] Beautiful.

[3308] And then it repeats at 10 .30 p .m. Eastern on.

[3309] Yeah, you can ask for a better one.

[3310] That's good.

[3311] That's a good one.

[3312] Right after Monaco Grand Prix.

[3313] Well, let me know when it comes out, and we'd be happy to promote it here, and let me know.

[3314] I'll give you some codes to download the film.

[3315] To give away the people or whatever.

[3316] The film, let me know that.

[3317] Let me know the show.

[3318] I'll let everybody know when the show.

[3319] comes out, and you can follow Matt online, the smoking tire on Twitter, and what's the website?

[3320] Thesmokingtire .com?

[3321] Swokingtire .com.

[3322] Shark works.

[3323] If you want to get your car hooked up, if you're interested in getting, you know, maybe you do.

[3324] I don't know.

[3325] Maybe like, fuck you, Joe Rogan.

[3326] I don't know.

[3327] If you're interested in.

[3328] We've got like over 500 cars, that's just some of the ones that we've done that we put up there.

[3329] And if you're just an enthusiast and you dream one day of the future, watch some of the videos online because they're pretty fucking awesome.

[3330] All the work they do.

[3331] Your car and your car.

[3332] Oh, that's right.

[3333] Coming on a smoke tire.

[3334] Glorious, glorious.

[3335] All right.

[3336] Thank you, Alex.

[3337] Good times, my friend.

[3338] Thank you, man. And you could follow Alex on Twitter at SharkWorks, right?

[3339] That's correct.

[3340] For the E. Works.

[3341] Yeah, W -E -R -K -S -V -V -X.

[3342] SharkVex.

[3343] And that's it.

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[3359] We'll be back next week.

[3360] Mad guests.

[3361] Lots of fascinating compensations to have and interesting people to talk to.

[3362] And that's it.

[3363] So we see you soon.

[3364] Much love to everybody.

[3365] Big kiss.

[3366] Good night.